/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love this dumb comet like you wouldn't believe

stacy eat chip and lie

how is she not fat

>>41091311
>potato chips in the fridge
What in the fuck?

>>41091311
dude keep potato chip in the freezer kept them from going stale it also one of method to make stale chip crispy again. it's you who are dumb lol.

>>41092314
>actually keeps them in the fridge
SHIGGY DIGGY

>>41091311
I mean, that's weird, but I don't understand why burgers think there are set rules you have to honor with the slop you eat.

Cooled down? Maybe she made homemade potato chips? That would at least make some sense

>>41091311
>>41092686

she's a slim japanese woman who cant gorge the whole chips package at once, so she save it for later, thus she put it in the freezer to keep it crunchy. You are a fatfuck burger so you wouldnt know

>>41093135
shit brown hands typed this

>>41091311
my chink cousin in china does this with her potato chips to have a somewhat "cool" snack to eat in the goddamn retardedly hot chinese summer

>>41091311
i keep them in my stomach

>>41093135
Just put it in a sealed container. They do have those outside the US right?

>>41092314
fridge=/=freezer

>>41092314
>Chips going stale
Dude what? Do you open a 150g bag of chips and then only eat five of them a day or something?

>>41095635
Do you really eat an entire bag of chips in one go?

>>41092085
Dancing burns more calories than running on the treadmill for an hour

>>41096471
NTA but I can easily eat 300g of chips in one go because they are designed to not make you feel full

>>41096471
No, but they aren't going to go stale within a few days.

>>41092085
Who says she's not?

>>41091311
>there are zoomers who don’t know costanza posting
im more afraid people put ketchup in the fridge

>>41096830
Why wouldn't ketchup go in the fridge lol

>>41096830
Yeah we've gone 23 posts without someone even posting the image. But to be fair I've noticed a lot of people who know it don't even remember its ketchup in fridge origin.

It's not dumb, that way they're next to the ketchup.

>>41093135
Just seal the bag with a clip, rubber band etc.
Fridges aren't that dry, what matters is airtight sealing.

>Suisei loves cold and hard chips
>I love cold and hard chips
W-We are ?

>>41091311
Suisei...

>>41096974
>ketchup
>in the fridge
ISHYGDDT

>>41096830
You get the weird little watery ketchup pee if it remains uncooled, no?

>>41097231
Why would anyone? So you can understand that people got it? Why?
>Dude I posted the meme phrase someone please say they noticed the meme phrase so I can feel validated
You think absolutely no one in this thread other than yourself noticed the meme just because they didn't make a post saying "haha, I remember that meme, good one OP!"?

>>41098488
Maybe I was just hoping for a Suisei version.

>>41091311
Freezer-cold Doritos are amazing though

>>41091311
stacy eat chip and lie

>>41093135
She won't be slim for long if she only ever eats meat, pizza and chips. I think this is actually more gross than Kroniis subway habbit.

>>41097310
Lazy. Putting it in the fridge is faster. And what's wrong with that?

>>41097310
This. It's literally this simple.

how autistic is suisei again?

I keep my chocolate cookies in the fridge and honestly they're better that way.

They're firmer. The coldness draws out moisture without making them soggy and the cold mouthfeel is also way superior.
They also taste less sweet and it brings the cookies down to the perfect level of sweetness.

>>41105363
As much as I've watched her streams, I think I can strongly consider her high functioning autist. Kinda like Goblin Slayer, except female. She has strong drive and is very assertive, but her social intelligence and most of her life choices are questionable.

>>41105363
>wont eat vegetables
>talks to dolls
>blows all her money on gacha games
>asks why people kiss
>sprints around the recording studio multiple times when she visited it
>visits Mel's house and looks around everywhere including in her fridge
>can't whistle at all

>>41105644
Also:
>does same repetitive things for long periods of time until she's satisfied
>reads shoujo mangas to learn how relationships work
>casually wandered around offstage during one of the shows while carrying a doll like a little kid
>dates her plush toy
>easily gets lost in places to the point she has to use Google maps and have security guide her throughout buildings

I feel bad for whoever is going to marry her.

>>41092085
She only eats meat. Low carb, high protein and fat diet. MEGA based in my opinion.

>>41092085
Japanese portion sizes and skipping meals.

>>41105963
>>41105644
Autistic girls are adorable...

>>41105644
>>can't whistle at all
Guess I'm autistic too, then.

>>41092314
they never stop being crispy.

>>41106251
Until you date one or have to take care of her. Then it's annoying as hell.

>>41107311
All the hololive girls people want to marry/date are autistic. Pekora, Aqua, Suisei, etc.

>>41107311
It isn't really. I've been dealing with autistic and menhera women for a large part of my life, and it's indeed not effortless, but it ain't a struggle to have a good time either. Just takes some special care here and there.

>>41105977
She must take some real nasty shits

>>41105977
This thread is literally about her consuming carbs in the form of chips you fucking retard

>>41091311
I've done this for years, they just taste much better cold. They warm up real fast once you take them out, though, so I like to also grab a cool pack out of the freezer and slip it under the bag/bowl to keep them chilled longer.

>>41105644
>>can't whistle at all
No please I swear I'm not autistic I just have dry lips

>>41096572
>300g of chips
Jesus, the biggest bag I can find in my country is 200g. NA portions are something else.

>>41108833
Suisei's post-yakiniku dumps are legendary.
Not just the size, which is impressive for a tiny Japanese woman. But the colour, smell and texture. They're art. Transcendence. You can't help but take it all in, that moment of genuine fecal perfection.

>>41110462
nta but same here. we do got bigger party size bags though, such as picrel. but they're big bags filled with little bags intended for sharing which are 400gr just about.

>>41105644
>>41105963
Messi autism thread

>>41092085
exercise

>>41097231
FINE, are you happy NOW?

>>41092085
by not eating more than your regular caloric intake?
stop eating 3500cal worth of lunch everyday burgerchama

>>41091311
I love that on /vt/ we can argue about potato chips. What a controversy!

>>41105363
Today I will remind them

>obsessed with Tetris
>loves Mario Kart
>likes trains
>got horse girl levels of attached to the family dog
>very picky eater, hates vegetables
>perfectionist, does the same thing over and over again until she's satisfied
>refuses to upgrade her Live2D because it wouldn't be "her"
>refused to change her character voice until a doctor told her she was risking permanent throat damage
>shoves her face into peepholes and doorbell cameras after she rings the bell
>leans over edges and windows in high buildings, fascinated by people who commit suicide by jumping
>talks to a soundboard of her kamioshi
>talks to a plushie of her kamioshi
>takes the plushie out to dates
>bakes cake for her kamioshi's birthday
>room filled with shelves of merch for her 9-10 oshis
>watches anime and reads shoujo manga to understand how relationships work, finds it really helpful
>doesn't understand why people would want to kiss each other
>unable to stay still, even when management scolds her
>wanders off backstage at events, requiring staffers to watch her
>still gets lost if she goes to Cover's office without Google Maps
>wandered around backstage at 3rd fes carrying a doll going "sui... sui... sui... sui..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeMqwPCYjjM

>>41104866
It not like this site havent been constantly doxx, all we know nijien are ugly as fuck, and hologirl all good.

>>41117449
Some of those feel like standard otaku stuff at least, the rest though...

>>41092085
How do you know she isn't?

>>41105963
don't be

>>41105644
i can whistle but only by sucking it in. i cant for the sake of me get the hang of whistling the normal, blowing it out way

>>41120370
I forget who but other holomems have mentioned that she's really thin. and flat

>>41121255
How so? You're gonna """fix""" her?

>>41105963
> easily gets lost in places to the point she has to use Google maps and have security guide her throughout buildings
coughs nervously

>>41110853
slorp

>>41117449
>likes trains
>perfectionist, does the same thing over and over again until she's satisfied
>shoves her face into peepholes and doorbell cameras after she rings the bell
>leans over edges and windows in high buildings, fascinated by people who commit suicide by jumping
>takes the plushie out to dates
>wanders off backstage at events, requiring staffers to watch her
>wandered around backstage at 3rd fes carrying a doll going "sui... sui... sui... sui..."
these are based though?

>>41117449
fyi, this list, although funny, is quite exaggerated.

>>41117449
>>leans over edges and windows in high buildings, fascinated by people who commit suicide by jumping
So that's where the suisopath jokes come from. im worried now

>>41117449
Doesn't she also have an absolute obsession with a character from pokemon scarlet and violet?

>>41126466
That's putting it lightly.

>>41117449
>>watches anime and reads shoujo manga to understand how relationships work, finds it really helpful
Anime has the worst portrayel of real people, after all it's made by people who don't actually interact with anybody,

>>41126999
it's actually best portrayal for autistic person because their expressions are so clear

>>41126624
>>41126466
it's a bit you marks

>>41091311
I always suspected it but after watching the puzzle stream I couln't deny it anymore.She is a moron.This is just further proof.

other holomems call her an airhead for a reason

>>41127475
50/50

>>41110462
I live in europooristan and we have 350g bags. That said if I tried to eat one by myself I would feel like dying halfway into it.

>>41127390
I would argue the influence of anime just makes people act like autists as for some it's now how they view interactions between people due to lack of socialization.

>>41105963
you don't need to feel bad for me.

>>41117449
It's good to know even quality people are absolute spergs. Suisei really is a creature to observe in the wild.

>>41101627
Freezer-cold Oreos as well

She's not autistic you idiots. Just look at her comedic timing.
She's just a plain old schizo.

>>41092085
you can basically eat anything you want so long as you don't have 20 servings of it

>>41105963
Why? they are perfect for each other.

>>41091311
nice hat

>>41127475
>it's a bit
I have seen her pop up in the chat of holomens streams the MOMENT Chiri appears on screen, I think its beyond just kayfabe at this point.

>>41126920
I wish she looked like this rather than just a man.

>>41105644
>>41105963
You forgot how she often looks over ledges because she's fascinated with people who commit suicide that way. She's also rang doorbells and put her eye to the peephole before the person reaches the door.

She's literally perfect.

>year of our lord Jesus Christ 2022+1
>using constanza.jpg over campbell.jpg

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Fuck, I've been in this hellhole for far too long.

>>41092085
She's Asian

>>41130600
Marine...

>>41127390
Only some have trouble with that, I'm autistic and I'm perfectly capable of picking up social cues, I just don't know how to respond.

>>41131923
How do you know that you're picking up the correct clues if you don't know how to respond to them?If you did pick up the correct clues you could teach yourself to respond by learning the correct response.

>>41091311
I'll try it out thanks suityan

>>41117449
for one of the best singers of hololive, she's essentially a big goofball.

>>41092085
>>41120370
i like to imagine she's a really dumpy autistic girl it turns me on
listen to those elephant stomping sounds OUUUUGHH
https://youtu.be/MnOyms1AqCI?t=40

>>41091311
ewwwwwww

>>41130168
damn I can relate to that, I'm not being edgy it's just interesting

>>41091311
i hate this little weirdo

>>41120370
Every Holomen when talking about Suisei praises her figure, style, and beauty.

>>41128436
>Not Autistic

>>41117449
>bought a steam deck because she thought it looks cool after seeing a staff use it.
>never use touched it again after judging it's too complicated
https://youtu.be/OfuseYj2j4Y

>>41156482
not actually the steam deck, but the elgato streamdeck. The point stands though

>>41156482
I'm sure someone could help her set it up. Having easy access to switching scenes etc is useful for any streamer.

>>41156482
Anon, you are dumb. The title says stReamdeck, not Steam deck.

>>41091311
little autistic things like this are what makes a woman wife material

>>41126410
That's it's normal not? I always thought about who easy you can die or kill someone in different scenarios (high spot, subway, road, etc)

>>41104866
Wasn't there a guy who managed to stay fit by only eating twinkies for a year? His point was to prove its not what you eat, but more about calories in vs out.

>>41166624
You can stop yourself from gaining weight but you'll still die of scurvy if you don't eat some real food eventually

>>41168602
just eat a lemon once a month and you'll be fine

Wait I thought this was normal

>>41121815
there's nothing that needs to be fix. she's already perfect the way she is

>>41110853
Scat posting is so fucking funny

>>41168602
>>41170796
That's probably why she drank that sour vitamin C drink that let her drink citric acid easily.

>>41126410
>So that's where the suisopath jokes come from
No, its one of her oldest memes because she likes to intimidate her opponents in Project Winter and ahw used to not hold back at all when she dumpsters her buddies in Tetris, laughing while doing so

>>41096595
Keeping food tuck away is a means to lessen the cockroach infestation.

>>41166624
That one peter pan guy?

>>41174029
You don't need to put chips in the fridge in order to not have them lying around in an open bag for bugs to eat.

>>41091311
what the actual fuck

>>41096471
Small ones. I have to eat burger sized bags in 3 sessions or more. 2 sessions if they're good.

>>41091311
dunno

Is this some kind of marketing thread? Why do I have the craving for chilled potato chips now

>>41091311
based suisei

nothing wrong with this

>>41091311
I remember doing this to hide some edibles from a friend's parents back in high school, never thought to eat the chips though.