/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41062357
I'm still sure boiling in acid is much worse.
But yeah maybe a little too quick.
They should also get psychological torture before dying but not sure how to attempt it.

Ok, we tie up the EN managers to some sturdy steel chairs with barbed wire. We start cursing them with vodoo dolls, pentagrams on the floors and on the back of their heads.
We then bring in the room homos, one by one, and start torturing them with physical torture. Not too long because they're quite a few, but still enough to make them scream in agony. While torturing them, we bargain with them. We tell them to beg for their lives by saying stuff like "Yes, I regret joining Cover, I should've known my place. I regret not telling my managers to kill themselves" and stuff like that. Then we finish them off.
Repeat this for every EN homo member. At that point, managers are probably sad by losing their walking fuck rods they used to pleasure their anuses every day. It started to be just a sexual pump and dump thing, but by constantly getting fucked by them the managers actually fell in love with the gay boys. So doing like this will absolutely break their willpower.

Then we start dealing with them. We position them in a line, sitting tied on the chair. We start injecting them with those hentai serums that increase your sensitivity. Then we remove the penises from the homomembers (with gloves, because their gayaness and leecheness is contagious) and attach them to a drill-like machine, positioned in front of them, the "drill" pointing to their chest.
We activate the machine. The machine will bring the "drill" closer and closer to their chest while spinning at maximum speed. The speed will be so fast it will start digging an hole inside their chest and very slowly. They'll be confused at first, as seeing their penises of their now dead faggots will make them horny, but it will brief, as the drill penises will slowly make an hole inside their chests and penetrate them and slowly fucking kill them. They'll try to escape, but they can't, they're tied too tight.
In the meanwhile, a giant screen on the ceiling will stream ALL the Gura's VODs in a sequence. A little monitor on the side of the big one will instead stream the Duolingo stream on a loop. Then once it bore an hole, the drill penis will penetrate every fucking one of the managers and kill each one of them in line. When it will done with the last manager, the last Gura's VOD will finish playing. That would also be 596 looped Duolingo VODs.

Oh, but it's not over yet. Remember when we cursed them at the beginning?
Once dead the managers will find themselves in a limbo, pitch black, nothing but darkness. But at one point, they'll hear a giant "OH NYO", and from that moment on, they get submerged in an ocean of giant Dino Gura plushies until they constantly suffocate. They can't die, but still will feel like suffocating. They'll try to reach the surface but they will immediately sink again in the Dino Gura plushie ocean. And suffocate. For all eternity.

This. THIS is what is going to happen to managers.

Also, we're not that evil. Homos have begged for their lives, so we'll resurrect them. They've learned their lesson and they're victims of the managers too.

was that really necessary

This thread is off to a great start, huh?

Anyway, I'm almost sure she's betraying us so none of this matters.

>>41064620
Finally a good OP image.

>>41064723
not like there is shit else to do

>>41064620
this brat!

I'm just here to say that I love Gura, carry on.

>>41064631
idk what you guys are on about, but chumbies must be prepared to weaponize to cleanse this planet of all who would insult Gawr Gura.

genuinely still have to look up if that dudes name is bloop or gloop every time. Can never remember the name. Anyone else too, or I’m just retarded?

>>41064890
who?

>>41064890
>that dude
What?

>>41064981
I think he’s talking about the ebi’s name

did you know that there's an ebi inside the fat round bubble thing? it's like a fursuit.

>>41062398
You're thinking of Ame during her first year anniversary stream pretty sure. And she didn't say Myth but realistically who else could it be

>>41065062
Only Ina or Gura, I guess.

>>41065062
No, it wasn't about Ame. Kiara was talking with her chat and someone asked if the rest of the myth members would ever travel out to Europe to see her like Ame and Mori and she said probably not. She then said it was difficult for one of them to travel because of a condition.

>>41065278
That's the same thing. I don't know why you're obsessing over finding more secondhand evidence for something she has told her herself.

I wish she would tell us what's going on. Is she really going to take the full three months off? Literally any news would mean the world to me.

Alright this is getting a bit ridiculous
Where is she?

>>41065589
You know what kind of news she would give you too
>today I popped huhaha

Sex with a fembud.

>>41065456
The timeframe in which Kiara said it is important. You don't need to be hostile.

>>41065742
It isn't important. Go find a better use for your time schizo.

>>41065679
That doesn't sound like her at all.

*pfffffft*

>>41065589
if you actually watched streams you’d know she probably has some sort of serious health problem, let her take as much time as she needs

>>41065641
>not even 4 weeks
>ridiculous
lol 3 months are the standard for longer breaks in hololive so good luck to you keeping your sanity

>>41065780
It's important to me. Depending on when Kiara said it, it would help establish something or negate a possibe reason for the break. You clearly don't know so I'm curious as to why you responded.

>>41065849
Kanata provided daily twitter short videos on her status when dealing with long Covid. At the very very least Gura could do some memberpost or something on twitter once a week without going too much into detail if she so wishes. She may be A+ on being entertaining but she is a bit fat fucking F on keeping in touch during down periods.

>>41066112
go watch kanata then

>>41065849
I've watched every stream. She can take as much time as she needs, obviously. But it would be kind to let us know if she thinks she'll be back soon or not. Everyone is worried about her.

>>41064631
shut the fuck up faggot, you ruin every thread

>>41066112
>long covid
lol
lmao

JWU and I don't know about some of these guys, but I'm feeling pretty good today, chumbies.

>>41066293
yeah, but you should also consider the fact that she may not give a fuck if her fans are worried

>>41066293
>if she thinks she'll be back soon or not
it's health related, she probably doesn't know it as well, she'll give us a heads up when she has a timeframe pretty much like ina did

>>41066573
I mean, yeah. I think that's becoming more and more clear as time passes. I just don't want it to end like this.

>>41066674
If it's entirely health related like she said, then she should know the prognosis of her condition by now. It's already been a month.

Who are these menhera larping shitposters anyway?

>>41065841
Young lady, did you just pass gas?

>>41066817
It's 90% one guy.

Chumbabiebros she is a child...

any shark sighting this week?

>>41066896
I see.

>>41066903
yeah, mine

why does gura make so many jokes and references about sucking things?

If I lower my standards, I can pretend that she still loves me.

>>41067041
She lovey the succy succy

>>41067080
public blowjob at a park from goomba

>>41066896
More like it's just 90% of a guy since he's a fucking cripple who has no legs, LMAOOO.

>>41066948
1/10/2023 9:30 am seifuku classroom megane retweet by machaistasty

1/12/2023 in pekora's concert singing world is mine
https://youtu.be/jgoJuJiWtf4?t=2282
7:50 am retweet/like maid image by backbonecat

>>41067112
Sounds like an easy way of getting shot or beaten to death.

>>41067270
merely makes the fear coom even better

>>41067270
They will be too confused by her big shark tail to do anything.

Public sex in a kindergarten classroom with Gura

>>41067479
No, sex in the tiny kindergarten bathroom with Gura.

>>41067497
sounds like an easy way to end up in timeout or the principles office

>>41067589
I'm the principle though...

Making Gura stay for afterschool detention everyday to administer corrective lessons.

>>41066841
she blessed the thread, and my nostrils.

Gura loves penis

>>41068202
Yeah, mine

Gura's early morning farts.

>>41068628
She knows not to trust a fart from her own experiences

>>41068668
She only does them on the toilet when she pees. She sitting there in a cloud of her own gas while she pees.

>>41066896
the other 10% are 1/10 of another guy?

>>41067041
because she sucks her thumb

>>41068860
That's multiple guys, you can tell from the youtube comments. Unless they have multiple accounts.

THEY'RE HERE

>>41069138
mail me one you dino hoarder

>>41069138
Send me one

She won't stream on Valentine's day.

>>41069207
>>41069251
nyo
one of them is actually for someone else, but only one, seven are mine and mine alone

>>41069138
I will find you.

Chummies for some reason I'm still awake, can you post a Gura who can help me get to sleep?

Zero discord activity, zero stream appearances, and hasn't played DBD since Jan 2nd, btw. It's almost like they're not home or something. What a coincidence...

Be ready.

>>41069952
i fuckin hate you doxxfag faggots.

>>41069952
Kill yourself

>>41069952
uhhhh chumkeks? this is just a coincidence right? you're not feeling a little sick in the stomach?

>>41070283
Yup, my life is absolutely ruined by a post with absolutely zero proof made by the schizo faggot who has been spamming his baseless rrat for 2 years.

>>41069138
Give me one!

>>41070381
They're mine, MINE! Go spend $100 on ebay for one

For as long as our schizos have been playing this game, they're really not good at this.

I just had sex with gura again AMA

>>41070546
THIS is why mom doesn't fucking love you!

Shark and wife cunny

imagine gura sitting on your face

>>41069138
are you gonna hollow one out a but a silicon sleeve inside?

>>41070657
Shark and wife bummy

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>41070587
how did it feel to push yourself inside her vagina?

Praying for my adorable wife's recovery, whatever she's going through. Feel better Gura!

>>41070635
Mom loves me just fine; dad on the other hand was shaking his head disapprovingly as I unboxed them
>>41070718
No way, that's what aliexpress knockoffs are for

Gura eating out her wife Miku passionately

Current chumbie theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rVY08gRGmA&ab_channel=AquaLyrics

>>41071948
I’m not sure if I should be impressed or disappointed that you’re ordering hundreds of dollars of gawr gura merch to your parents house

Gura slit.

>>41072501
I think about it often.

i love gura

little shark body

>>41073551

I love my wife so much!!

puffy

imagine Gura's slender back and butt and flat chest covered in coconut oil. All shiny and smooth, her shoulder blades and spine and back muscles accentuated, can see the light reflecting of her flat chest and ribs and tones tummy, her little butt dimples...

>>41074661
If you oiled Gura up she would slide herself across your kitchen floor on her tummy like a seal sliding on ice.

>>41074818
could play naked chasey with her, trying to get a hold of her slippery slidey body. Like petting a cat that doesn't want to be pet and just slips away like liquid.

>>41074818
What a childish thing she would definitely do.

>gets mad at tempiss and tempoop because men could potentially collab with gura
>doesn't care that she fucks her male friend irl and is pregnant
Where's the logic? anything goes as long as it's not in the lore?

imagine just grabbing her by the ankles and easily shifting her like a paperweight into a position ready to bread. Then resting it on her womb obscuring her belly button and slopping around in the oil. Then she closes her legs around you so you can't pull away and locks you in that position

She will come back to me.

>>41074976
>gets mad at IRL things from a fucking vtuber
Wtf is wrong with you? you parasocial creep

>>41075063
>ready to bread

>>41075099
rubrubrubrub

Giving Gura an oily butt massage.

>>41074976
>believing in the rrats instead of believing in his oshi
she is THE idol of hololive english.

>retard post deleted immediately
>cumposting continues

>>41075216
Imagine the sound her butt makes when it's oily and you give it a slap.

I miss her so much bros…

>>41075304
>iphone filename
dumbud did you post that stupid bait thread? what's wrong with you?

>>41075285
gripping her oily buttcheeks in your hands, while running your thumbs smoothly over her little oily butthole. Would be hard to not just straight up facedive tonguedrill motorboat all up in her little donut ring..

>>41073551
T uuuuuu T

Gura da cutest forever!

>>41075403
I’m watching the NFL game on my tv posting about how I miss Gura on my phone because I don’t give a fuck about the Vikings or Giants…
>muh I phone
It was free, idgaf about anything other than how small it was

Gura's oily butt could be an instrument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHYu2tr3UNI

>>41075644
why are you watching random black men run around with an egg. You realise they literally all beat their wives? And it's all pozzed and gay now.

I need Goomba to come back and sing me Kawaikute Gomen in her brattiest voice.

>>41075686
another thing I'll never ever have. Do people with partners that do fun stuff like this have like any idea how lucky they are? Like I haven't hugged oor touched another human in 14 years, and people go around doin this stuff without even realizing how lucky they have it. I'm gonna go drown myself in my washing machine.

sex with mane-chan!

Guuuuuraaaaaa

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

>>41075737
>pozzed and gay now.
>they literally all beat their wive
aren't those statements mutually exclusive?

Jokes on you Gura, you don't need to shill the pop up I already ordered 2!

>>41075997
>chumbud is a shrimp
>wants to drown himself

the pop up is pretty cute

She will still continue to use Twitter to connect with fans.

>>41076090
well they is the gayest race, so no. They steal our white women, and still bang gay niggaz on the side. Hope they all of heartattacks on the field.

I LOVE MY TWEETWIF!

WIFE TWEET

actual wife tweet????

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1614775839014412288
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1614775839014412288
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1614775839014412288
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>41076220
she just did, dont you feel connected? This sickly shark is gonna do cartweheel

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Goob flip!

"kinda cute!"

-Gawr Gura

MANAGER TWEET

ok but what are your health issues and what are your plans for the future??

Can pregnant women do cartwheels? Asking for my wife.

Wowie so she really is tweeting every weekend this is great

>>41076220
No true chumbud ever believed she was going to use it.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1614775839014412288
Gura tweet guys!!! shark lives!
I feel bad for unsubscribing but when she comes back to streaming I will become a member once more.

>>41076410
retard

FRAME AND STREAM WITHIN NEXT HOUR THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>break due to health reasons
> doing sick cart wheels

>tweets anything
Here comes comes the shitposting, buds.

>>41076437
we've been over this it isn't a physical sickness

Buy merch from a VTuber who doesn't stream!

HERE THEY COME

>>41076437
>>41076469
>>41076504
Ha!

>>41076470
You don't go to a doctor and find out a mental illness just appeared retard. It's 100% a physical issue

>>41076437
There's a reason she specifies that they will be, and I quote, "the sickest"

>>41076437
Makes sense, she's not doing healthy cartwheels.

>>41076437
Shark Girl with Ligma:
"I AM GROWING STRONGER!"

Another day, another 30 schizos posts about gura clogging up the catalog for easy bait

Sure it isn't management using her account? Think she pulled the same stunt Ina did?

Would anyone buy my otaku ojisan scale figure of me and watch my content involving eating a shit ton of food and anime/hentai watchalong once a week?

consoom product fellow chumbuds

ANOTHER LIKE SHE LOVES US!

>>41076619
>Ina’s account laid dormant for two months
>Gura on the other hand definitely has her manager posting every week despite the fact that it’s clearly not that important to them that the girls keep tweeting while on a break

Every day my phone's alarm goes off at 8pm for no reason.

nacho mama love

I hate that she only tweets when she is obligated to
CONSOOM PRODUCT!!!

>>41076675
Yes, you won't be mad at me for coming back every week to shill [insert product] but not taking 5 minutes out of my day to tell you what's going on. Good chumbie.

As always, Gura doing anything enrages the weakminded and they shit up the board until their babyrage tuckers them out and they piss themselves to sleep.

here we go, all the threadshitters complaining about 1 threadshitter thinking they are cool

I love that new nacho art

https://twitter.com/TororoRose/status/1614331275711504386
webm please it has now been Gura approved

she's about to grant goom perms

>>41076433
You guys think she bought Peko’s $1.5k figure?? She usually a cheapstake but oh pretty figure

What kind of tweet will Gura make if she had to promote her offical onahole merch instead?

anyone else kind of want to have sex with gura?

O Holy Spirit, please come like a dove
Shield and protect now the one that I love.
Cover their wounds with Your grace feathered wings,
Shield them from sorrow, breathe hope songs within.

Tend with Your goodness the pain that they bear
Heal now their sickness with miracle care.
Carry them high far above till they see
Your rainbow of promise, real hope lies ahead.

I love them so dearly, so help me to be
All that you, would give out through me.

>>41076802

Daki release any day now

>Hololive mogging Anime shit
Love to See them seeth

>>41076787
They try so hard to find make any reason to be mad at her and chumbies.

>>41076959
2023 is the year of the buyfag. Hope you got that promo at work so that you can do your part

>>41076880

>>41076940
She coming back before valentines and it’s going to be valentines Merch. Trust

>>41076940
Not until the ASMR love nest is completed. She will give us a countdown and reveal the daki she got bare nipple perms for.

She only tweets to advertise to us…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Being in mental hospital must be hard for you Gura but i really wish for your speedy recovery.
By the way i have prepared my heart (and way of suicide) when you finally announce your graduation
Love you Goob

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE
COME HOME

she's doing the thing where she reads criticism and does the opposite again................

>>41077172
Holy kek instantly BTFO

Err.....I your shark wife okay chumbies?

>goobgooboobo ogoob gooobagoob. goobagoob? goooobaaaaa

two tweets? holy shit she is spoiling us today

goobobabob

Goob alive

It's a cipher.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1614779653226434560
Another tweet, She is existed!

IT'S A CODE
CYPHER FAGS GET ON IT

>>41077308
You’re doing the thing where you’re being a faggot again, so I guess not everyone can be a winner

I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER

>gabagool
she is finally watching the sopranos

Gura please, I love your nonsense tweets usually but this is not the time... All we want is an update about your current condition.

>>41077057
“Countdown” you say?

>>41077312
as if that's any better...

Huhaha

>>41076959
>$1549.79
Buyfagging is serious facking business, man.

>>41077312
Clearly she read all the posts about it being her manager and o ly tweeting when obligated
I will kneel when she tweets something when she's not trying to shill

>>41076963
Best part is that the one and only thing anyone can be mad at her for is not seeing her enough. That's literally it. She's untouchable and yet the shit themselves to death trying every time.

Please just say "My health is improving"....

>>41077403
Kek

>>41077403
>Tony Soprano in therapy
>Gura in therapy

THEY ARE

>>41077458
For a 1/1 scale statue, i'm surprised it's that low

>>41076410
how can Gura do a cartwheel with health problems?

>>41077471
You don't have any right to know about her health~

>>41077471
She's doing sick cartwheels bro
Not healthy ones

THIS IS TOTALLY HER MANAGER OK? SHE NEVER POSTS SUCH NONSENSE! OK????

Look at this child

abuabaubuab

>>41077557
NTA but yes I do
Fuck off redditor

Members stream in 5

>>41077263
retard

>>41077631
5 months

>shill tweet shill tweet
Retards she obviously just saw the PUP was up for preorder and then retweeted it.
She disconnects completely from Hololive when she's not working so no reason to think she knew it was out the instant it was announced.

love goob, all i need to say

she is going to delete this tweet too

>>41077419
she'll do anything but communicate with us. it hurts

she connected with fans via twitter

what now you son of a bitch? lol

>>41077691
Yea we all know she doesn't care
You don't need to keep saying it

>>41077725
just like you lol

welp time for vidya

>>41077458
Try living in Europe and having to pay one time this amount more for delivery.
I am fucking waiting until it's on Amazon.

>>41077771
shut up

>>41076959
>1500 for a statue that cost 30 cents to produce in china

>>41077728
the goobgooba tweet is her way of communication and if you dislike it you are not a chumbie

>>41077691
ITS A SHILL TWEET YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILES

>>41077691
It would be nice if she streamed, the only reason I'm interested in her really.

>>41077681
I would like to say she would not take that long but with only 5 streams in November and 4 in December she took 2 months off there and so now she is taking a unknown amount of time so it could add up longer. We have not seen gura since last year and its killing me.

Manager made tweet, not by her

>>41077471
Anon... why would she lie?

FUCKING STREAM ALREADY YOU WHORE STOP SUCKING BARB COCK!!!

>>41077814
spamming her name multiple times tells me nothing

>>41077691
>>41077759
make it less obvious next time

Peak Gura cuteness

>I come back to /ggg/ after some time
>Gura immediately starts posting on twitter
I can't believe she missed me this much

>>41077845
You know its easier to just kill yourself

What if Gura was a

>>41077845
We aren't ever returning to peak, sorry.

I am going to goom on my Gura scale figure and share with ggg to see.

>gura tweets
>schizo antis instantly mindbroken
always a sight to behold

>>41077874
She's on a health break.

>>41077979
Thank you!

>>41077878
Fucking whore cant even communcitate like normal humaen fuckkng cunt

>>41077471
"take serious time for my health" doesnt have to mean she is sick retard

>goobgooboobo ogoob gooobagoob. goobagoob? goooobaaaaa
>Translation: circles know circles. a circle? goooooo
pepeloni?

>>41077874
Dude that must hurt that shit is pointy as hell I don't think are Gura is anyplace near
Barbed Wire.

>>41078006
DYRBI

>>41078040
>circles know circles
Really makes you think

It's not Gura's manager, it's her boyfriend, me. I use her phone while having sexual intercourse with her. Sorry for the confision.

ignore the bait and hand over ur cute gura pics or else

goooboobobogabbagool

>>41078050
Coping like a true cuck

>>41078034
what the hell does it mean then? she even told us about a health issue she wont tell us about in detail and tweeted about going to the doctor urgently

>>41078088
Yes.

>>41078146
Ogey cuckold

>>41078117

Look at that goober

>>41078107
More like confishion

>>41078088
>120bpm resting heartrate
Yeah, Goob is not ok.

>>41078117

>>41078050
He meant Chubi's barbed cat penis.

It's beautiful...

>>41078050
I like what you did there...

>>41078159
She's a lying whore, simple as

>She will still continue to use Twitter to connect with fans.
>goobgooboobo ogoob gooobagoob. goobagoob?
goooobaaaaa
Gura...

>>41078159
she might just need time to avoid future health problems, she said she went to a doctor but wont go into any details about her health

>>41078107
haha you misspelled confusion

Holy fuck looks like the schizos miss her more than the chumbuds do kek.
They're broken from 1 tweet.

>>41078380
It's 2 tweets.

>>41078371
you are making no sense

You guys tell me she is an adult not a child right? Then why is she saying things like gooobagoooba. How am I supposed to masturbate to this?

>actually making threads just for that tweet
Life really is just a big meme, Jack.

>>41078380
the schizos are chumbuds or ex-chumbuds too is something you fail to understand

>>41078240
She said her resting heart rate is much lower.
It's completely natural to have an elevated heart rate when performing in front of a stadium's worth of people.

gabgoob gaboogoobgabgoob gabgooggaaa googaagoo ggoo gooogoogagaaaa gagagago

>>41078380
Her last tweet was kind of relentless after all.

>>41078380
>Gura tweets
>IP counts increases rapidly
pretty much lol

>>41078219
this explains everything, no wonder she cant stream after falling off plane to japan

>>41078366
>>41078476
stop overthinking it you autist, go play vidya or watch porn

>>41078476
They're no chumbuds.
And ex-chumbuds don't matter.

>>41078380
>she's just that cute

>>41078603
based

>>41078117
I love her

>oh no she's advertising HER OWN MERCH, of the variety she herself collects
>the humanity
You guys sound retarded. I get it when you are upset about idk, some random collab or amogus merch but this is something Gura actually loves and is pretty cool to have, not every vtuber has one or will

allow me to explain her tweet:
>uhh i have to tweet something.. it's weird to just retweet the merch, what should i tell them? it has been i while i don't know what to say uuuhh...
>*types and deletes her tweet 5 times in row*
>aaaaaaagh i don't know!!!
>goobgooboobo ogoob gooobagoob. goobagoob?
goooobaaaaa

please have patience with her, you know how she is

>>41077978
Sorry, that graph had to be updated. Here's the newest version.

>Translated from Oromo by Google
>goobgoobob ogoob goobob. goobagoob?
goooobaaaaa

wtf is OROMO my fellow chumbies

>>41078816
yep that sounds like her

>>41078834
ligma balls

>>41078789
They're just trying to shitpost about something. Don't worry about it.

>>41078596
Stfu fag

oh wow I just came all over my desk wtf

>>41078816
I LOVE MY AUTISTIC SHY WIFE

i know its dumb but that little bit of tweetery just left me feeling excited and happy

>>41078916
i wanna power wash her....

>>41078995
same desu except I don't think it's dumb at all

>>41078943
Oh nyo, did you get it on your keyboard? That's a pain to clean.

>>41078995
You aren't alone bud

>>41078995
same here, time to greet my coworker with a smile
she hold too much power over me

only true chumbies will understand what she meant by that tweet
no, seriously you should be able to tell

>>41078995
i usually get that feeling, but today I just feel lonely. Just finished folding the washing, and it's just so lonely. I hope Gura never feels along, and knows that we love her.

>>41079049
yeah I think I fucked up my old mechanical keyboard…

>>41077364
What did she mean by this?

>>41079080
you just know if something like this was a real edible merch, it would vr4hosell like absolutely crazy

>>41079299
>>41079333
>>41079368
I love her

>>41078834
>goobob

>>41078995
>i know its dumb but that little bit of tweetery just left me feeling excited and happy

>>41078995
Yeah i feel healed
I'm ready to wageslave tomorrow now

i'm glad she's still the same autist i love

I heard in another thread that Gura has a boyfriend and I wanted to know if thats true?

>>41079587
Why does anon's happiness bother you, shitposter-kun?

>>41079719
Yeah, me

>>41079587
>wojaknigger
erase yourself from existence

>>41079634
it’s a federal holiday sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_OZlw6tc4c

>>41079719
Yeah me

>>41079719
It's true, i am her boyfriend.

>>41079764
this is my post btw

>>41079892
Not for me hermano camarón

>>41079894
what I would give for there to be a game for everyone to interact with each other again...
Ark sucks tho so pls not that.

>>41079894
DAMMIT COLLAB ALREADY I NEEEEEED IT

Man i love her

I want to tongue pummel Gura's bogslicer.

>>41079894
God every single noise that comes from Gura is so cute, but also sexy.

>>41079923
such perfect flatness. literally nothing there. TuT

Gura NO DONT DO A CARTWHEEL

>>41080155
I like it when her voice gets deep and sexy

aaaahhh its so cute how excited she gets in this part, like a kid super happy about helping mom and dad
https://youtu.be/WlE_qZMzO3Y?t=22

>>41078995
you're welcome
t. mane-chan

>>41080591
fuck i miss her.

she wouldn't keep tweeting to us and leaving twitter likes if she was planning on graduating would she?

>>41080970
holy fuck

Gurass

>>41080833
You're not actually letting the schizoposting get in your head, are you?

i think she's planning the babyfood tasting stream

>>41081086
it's more that in the universe that I reside in, anything bad that can happen, will happen, because god hates me and wants me to be miserable.

>>41081200
I’m sorry chumbud, I hope things get better for you

GooboboboGoobobobo? Goobooboogoo!

>>41081284
actually, sorry for doomposting, I find it annoying when other do it, so i shouldn't either. Just havin a rough day. I'm glad gooba tweeted today.

>>41080970
Holy shit... 9 Goom permissions?! We won chumbros!

>>41081421
WELCOME TO THE GOOMZONE

>>41081402
it’s okay, I don’t really mind sadposting it’s a lot more tolerable than the schizos

what does Gura's tiktok recommendations look like?

>>41081692
50 carpet cleaning videos and then footage of me masturbating

>>41081692
jailbait

>Goo goo gaga
Don't care. Stream.
>blublu-booo aboooo
Don't care. Stream.
>goobgooboobo
Don't care. Stream.
>goobagoob?
Don't care. Stream.
>ogoob
Great. Stream it.
>goooobaaaaa
Don't care. Stream.
>hehe fisheeee <3
Don't care. Stream.
You're a streamer. Your job is to stream. If you aren't streaming, you are doing something wrong. It's the easiest job in the world and pays absurdly well. There is no reasonable excuse not to stream. Turn on OBS, turn off chat, mute your mic, boot up the avatar, and stream yourself doing literally anything for an hour. It is honestly, genuinely, unironically, that easy. A minimum number of hours streamed per week should have been introduced a very long time ago. We now have brand new members thinking they can get away with not doing their jobs, because essentially they can. This is unacceptable. Stream. Just do it. Force yourself if you have to. Just do it. Stream.

>>41080970
ISREAL

>>41081933
I kinda want to vocaroo this one but my voice isn’t funny

>>41081692
She doesn't use tiktok. She uses instagram and youtube shorts.

>>41081692
thailand girls addicted to demon slayer and twerking

>>41081933
You're a faggot. Your job is to kill yourself.

>>41082029
Correct answer!

goobgooboobo ogoob gooobagoob. goobagoob?
goooobaaaaa

>>41081933
where are your anti buddies at? there should be way more shitposting than just this

>>41082228
Fairly certain this one is jork.

>>41082228
>>41082391
i think that's a meme, calm down

>>41082344
what if she's back and uses goobaspeak for the whole stream?

>>41082422
it's slightly modified copypasta from the holo global thread earlier today

>>41082472
Worked well for kirbo streams

>>41081933
Go goob goobself.

>>41081051
Smell check

gura is my favorite shitposter

I don't know if gura likes this but I like it
https://twitter.com/Pokokaki/status/1614683442415046656

*fart

>>41083325
I'M GOING IN

>>41083325

oh i just realized why the shitposting was a bit more active today before she tweeted. kek

>>41083484
?

Management tweet today did they drop another failed gen or something

>>41083720
dont worry about it. just look at this