/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

They don't even try to hide it

It's her. She tweeted right after forsen ended stream.

Gura had the most potential and did nothing with it.

>>41076716
Of course, she's just an asset, an object. Remember Rushia? Sana? Yeah, they only want your money, they don't care for their "idols" only the money they can get from them, which is fair I gotta say. Just keep that in mind, you are a number, a purchase, a tracking ID. Keep buying, you are funding more Homo gens. btw

>>41076716
Manager has no shame.
Since when is Gura a buyfag?

After that last tournament performance, I think she better invest in a kart wheel!

Its honestly baffling to me how anyone (read Reddit/Twitter fags) can believe that this is Gura and not just her manager using her account as blatant product promotion.

Its both a blessing because she is by far the least active Holo on Twitter, but also a curse because anytime there is activity on her account it is so obviously not her. The fact that she can't even be bothered to tweet stuff herself and has her manager do it, is extremely telling that she simply doesn't care at all.

>>41077099
She literally salivated over loli figures on stream

>>41077123

Let's be honest, Gura is about to graduate, not even a meme anymore at this point

>>41077441
Why would she graduate? She gets so much money just existing. Her chumbuds are just her ATM at this point.

>>41076716
Buy now so you'll have something to remember her by!
>management, probably

>>41077441
nah she’s just the budget EN version of Shion

>>41077441
I've been saying this for months, chumbies are truly delusional. Sorry...

>>41077441
Pretty sure she's just gonna gauge how many people stick with her after these repeated breaks. If she's able to maintain an audience even after this shit, then she'll just be EN's Ayame/Shion. If enough people leave and stop giving money, then she'll leave; all these girls think of in Hololive is sticking with it until it is milked dry.

>>41076716
>Bingbing wahoo! It's me Garbolio Garbanzo don't forget to [buy product] see you later kachaow!
Kind of comical desu.

>>41076716
there's absolutely zero chance the high school drop out gura knows how to use a hyphen
the manager sounds like an educated bitch.
all in favor of mating press say aye?

>>41076716
>cartwheel
is that in reference to that one lewd image

This is why I say I would pay money if it would take money away from her.
It's the same as microtransactions in modern gaming, they don't even care about providing the primary service anymore as long as they can con a couple faggots with deep pockets. Masses be damned.

>>41076716

HOOCHA!

>>41077543

I did buy it though

>>41077543
Lui was right...

>>41076833
If they aren't going to hide that her manager is making these tweets than she could at least tweet everyday.

I don’t know how willingly ignorant you have to be to not see how blatantly gura doesn’t give a fuck about her audience

>>41076716
Hololive intern here. We are deeply sorry that you feel disappointed about Gura's absence. Her actual reason for the extended break is the following: she's sucking my fat gurthy cock and cannot get her mouth off it.

>>41076716
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT CHUMFUCKS

>>41078378
At this point just debut her manager

>>41077166
There's plenty of comments on both of those that say "hi manager-san" and the likes. People know.

>>41078447
Go back to Twitter troon, this has got to be the most normie vtuber "joke" ever.

>Haha guys get it, she's actually having sex with ME"

>>41076716
a single tweet is able to mindbreak you
lol

>>41076716

New Gura tweet, even more disgustingly obvious than this one

>>41076716
RUMAO, point and laugh at instantly proven wrong dramanigger.

>>41078667
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT IS HER MANAGER TOO YOU HEAR ME? SHE ABSOLUTELY NEVER TWEETS SUCH NONSENSE! NO EVEN AS SENZAWA SHE NEVER DID THAT! ITS HER MANAGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>okay I haven't posted anything on twitter since last Sunday, I should update my fans
>I know, I'll retweet my figurine that just came out. It benefits me, the fans, and the company! That's like killing three birds with one stone!
>what is this? why are people are calling me mane-chan in the comments?
>I'll make another tweet to show them it's me!
>gooba gooba goob
>Why are they still mad? I don't understand...
And she will keep doing this as long as she's unable to show any empathy or put herself in her fans' shoes, because GURA does not know what her AUDIENCE wants.

>>41078548
Gura's petite tight cunny has been the main portal of a good chunk erected rocket ships, little chumbitch. Unfortunately, her twat has prolapsed like an Alpean avalanche due to the unforeseen number of visitors and she is currently in the hospital (while my sucking cock as I post).

>>41078667
>>41078686
>>41078696
And people say she doesn't communicate with her fans

>>41078696
Click the translate button.

>>41078742
>Why are they still mad
nobody is mad tho? just some bored drama addicts pretending to be

>>41078749
You are sucking cock while you post?

A whole thread just because Gura tweeted.
Hilarious how you schizos are literally unable to live without her.

>>41078811
When the only "content" she provides in more than an entire month is a tweet, of course there's gonna be a thread about it fucker

>>41078742
Why are you typing so much just because she made a tweet? kek

>>41078344
boohoo the poor millionaire

>>41078749
You can suck your own cock?
How?!

>>41077099
since forever? she talks about it all the time whenever the subject gets brought up, she bought a bunch of hololive scales and nendoroids and was contemplating getting a Dante nendoroid during her DMC5 playthrough

>>41078667
Christ, someone pull the plug already. Gura is dead

>>41078878
>the only "content" she provides in more than an entire month
why are you lying so blatantly tho? lol

>>41078878
In other words, rent free you dumb nigger

>>41078808
>>41078892
Wrong, his cock sucks. He's a cockvore monster.

>>41078742
No one's calling her mana-chan in the comments, retard, that's just voices in your head like everything else you wrote.

>>41078913
anon, do you honestly think schizo antis watch her streams?

>>41078811
You make a thread everytime a homo breathes, it's no different.

Why doesn't her manager tweet everyday? Is that so much to ask? Gura's manager is my oshii

Reminder that she was already top ranking in multiple websites before she even tweeted. Vox nendo on the other had…. Couldn’t even rank

>>41076716
Gura is making more money than she knows what to do with, so why work? The whole point is to make money as a streamer. If I was her I wouldn't work either.

>>41078878
you faggots microanalyze every small detail she does or says anyway trying to milk drama out of it, making threads every time she tweets is just blatantly retarded. There's a whole bunch of past streams of hers you people clearly haven't watched yet so why not go through them all until something worthy enough of a drama thread happens?

>>41078973
actually there are a few but but its obvious he and some of the retards ITT made those tweets

>>41078742
>>41078878
Oof the seeeeethe
I can almost smell it

>>41078990
Not really. But keep seething. kek

>>41078811
Because this is still true months later

>>41076716
She’s gone but they won’t pull off the bandaid until after HoloFes, since she already recorded it. It’s has been foretold.

>>41078973
It was literally one of the first comments I saw on the tweet when it came out, but okay.

>>41078990
this is what would actually be considered schizophrenia, wrongfully accusing random anons to be your enemies that the same shitty things that you do. For all your know, that anon you replied to is a massive homostars fan

>>41076716
Yes, she's lazy. Yes, she has manager writes her tweets. But she doesn't whore herself out to Tempiss so she gets a pass. Keep seething SEAnigs.

>>41078990
A FUCKING SISTER
Keep seething kek

>>41079015
>more than pekora and the latest FOTM anime
>people still doubt the fact that she is the top earner of EN because of SC that they gut like 50% of anyway
lmao

>>41079099
This was posted by a vtuber anti, not chumbud

>>41079015
And this is why she doesn't need to stream when she makes trillions of dollars for her character existing alone

>>41079171
>Vtuber anti
He's only speaking the truth

>>41077005
>Remember Rushia? Sana?
You mean the talent that they fired for breaking the rules and potentially putting other talents at risk and the talent that didn't give a single shit about streaming and quit?

>>41076857
forsen

>>41079321
forsen

>>41079126
Stockholm syndrome retard.
You're a tool for the rich to get richer, kill yourself

>>41079110
Fucking where? Everybody just screams how they have already ordered it.
If you dig through tons upon tons of fanboys you'll find some ITT schizo I guess?

>>41079281
Found the asshurt Cover shill

>>41076716
I miss S

>>41077441
Isn't Ayame still here? They prob ok with keeping lazy fucks employed as long as membership money keeps coming in every month

>>41079403
Can tweets be deleted, and by who?
I remember I tweeted "stream lazy" (literally these two words) under one of her tweets and got my account locked as a result.

>>41077441
SHE
WILL
NOT
GRADUATE
STUPID
FUCKS

It's free money, it's free hundreds of thousands of dollars for easiest job on existence.
Not even Ayame the whore graduated after 2 months of no streams like you retards said despite she didn't gave a shit about streaming...
When she returned Jap retards showered with 20k dollars in 3 days.
Why in the fuck would anyone graduate from a company that makes you outrageous amounts of money at this point?
To graduate from Hololive you have to be retarded and piss off the higher ups of have a job with ties to China.
I wouldn't be surprised even if this Tweet was actually Gura, since she makes most of her money from merch.

Personally I can't wait until she starts streaming again in 9 months and people insist it's her manager streaming while using a Gura voice AI

>>41077441
She'll never "graduate", barring her RM dying or starting a public smear campaign against Yagoo or something like that.

"Gura" is brand identity for COVER at this point. Her image is used in advertising, corporate merch (not just the usual birthday drops), and so on. Even if she only streams once a year for special events, she'll still TECHNICALLY be on the roster, until they find another golden child to take her place.

>>41077441
She would be the dumbest person on Earth to quit a job like this unless she has like <5 years to live due to cancer or something morbid. Sana set the precedent to leave your fans in the dark until the last minute so we won't know anything for a while.

>>41078686
Ok, new rrat, it's not even the manager. They took Gura AI and made it generate tweets. What the fuck is this

>>41079981
>Brand Identity for Cover
>Gura???

It’s not 2020 anymore, time has left your shork behind kek.
It’s apparent Cover thinks even HoloX is a better promo than EN. Umisea2 was done to push Chloe

>>41079881

JP people are a lot different than English ones, especially Americans. You can literally go to twitter, see any Gura post and it's easy to find hate posts telling her to stop being a lazy fuck.

>>41076716
Wait'll this guy finds out that Hello Kitty NEVER streamed and still managed to sell tons of merchandise.

>>41077441
You should have already foreseen it when she activated her old account

>>41076894
>Gura had the most potential
Chumbuds keep telling themselves this.

>>41079356
>would rather crash the ship than give Tempiss a free ride
I’m thinking she’s based.
Press S to spit on Tempiss

I smell lots and lots of nonna's in this thread. Are the farms down again or has the superior woman broken you once again? You should at least try to be like her and take her as an inspiration to be better women.

>>41081990
Kek, I’m glad this disabled freak is just approachable enough for your lard asses to obsess over.

GURA !

>Gura does a thing
>yes this is prime thread material let us talk about it all day with the exact same joke and comments I’ve done for months now!
Gura antis are and will always be the saddest fucks to watch, they’re not even funny

>>41078378
the fact that she tweets once every two weeks is the only thing making me think it's actually Gura

>>41082202
they're a lot funnier than you

>>41079140
>>more than pekora
That Pekora fig costs a thousand fucking dollars, it's a marvel it's on the top sellers

>>41079402
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FIRE THE COMPANY'S BIGGEST MONEYMAKER FOR BREAKING NDA AND DISCLOSING PERSONAL INFO ABOUT OTHER HOLOS TO A DRAMATUBER BECAUSE....YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY!

>>41076716
It's still the cutest figure to buy. No one will be streaming in a few years, but the figure will remain cute.

>>41076716
manage my nuts

>>41082981
no thanks, I'm happy with my memories of Gura, it's time to move on

>>41080817
>Uhhh... Umisea can contradict my point, how do I get out to this... umm... Chloe! Yes it was just done to push Chloe, wew....

>>41083382
Post the MV anon

>>41082202
Anon, you have to understand that today is the day of the cuck. It ain't gonna deflect itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXhyEwuDng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXhyEwuDng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXhyEwuDng

>>41076716
I really like how gura is not even streaming or posting shit and still one of the most talked about chuuba and makes many anons /here/ cope and seethe.
Gotta love her.

>>41076716
Imagine being like a 50 year old guy in a suit that is one of Cover's managers and having to type "im about to do the sickest fricken cartwheel" without dying of cringe.

>>41077543
>>41077857
>>41079459
>>41079881
>>41079981
>>41080620
She could easily graduate, go indie, and make more money without Cover taking a cut.

Cuckbuds are just sad atp, it’s like seeing a friend in a bad relationship who refuses to face reality.

>>41076716
She should promote those shit sandwich’s that she loves eating

>>41077441
She's not gonna graduate. Going the Ayame route however.....
She'll probably make huge bank whenever she comes back. And I expect these manager tweets to persist too, so fans don't think she's dead.

>>41092215
Why though? That would take effort, and the bigger cut would be negligible when she already earns more than she probably knows what to do with.

>Every time
>because this time it will work
kys

>>41092215
Gura doesn't even care about money, she wants to be a NEET that puts in minimal effort with enough money to support her living costs. She won't graduate because that requires effort

>>41093297
>>41093555
You're coping because you want her to stay in Hololive. Please, try not being a corporate bootlicker for once. Worship individuals, not corporations.

>>41076716
where did you go
go
where did she go
go

>>41076716
You buying it?

>>41079015
Post the monthly chart cumpedo. That lasted literally 1 day.

>>41076716
Embarrassing

remember that cover is obviously here. we got proof in that tempus screenshot. anyone defending this shit is very likely a cover shill

>>41076833
Why would they?

Gura is probably one of the few holos who I see still being successful even with a model change. Wouldn't surprise me if she just goes back to senzawa soon. It's so obvious that she couldn't be herself as Gura it's just sad.

>>41092215
Maybe, but you underestimate the allure of almost totally passive income.

As long as people are buying her stuff, subscribing to her channel, watching her occasional streams and sending her superchats, and cover is still making money off her image, she can work 20 hours a month, mostly doing promo stuff and recording voice lines for 3d streams and the like, and be done.

If she went indie, she'd need to go back to the grind, do self-promo, and so on, and work significantly more. Maybe she'd also make significantly more, but that's a tradeoff.

>>41076716
the more this happens the more it feels like the last few run milking of merch
up till her graduation
good riddance to this shit company

>>41103219
That is of course all assuming that she doesn't want to work. Maybe she does want to work and have fun streaming but tired from her illness and Cover's incessant draconian restrictions. Once she feels better I could see her going indie so she could have more freedom to do whatever she wants.

>>41078667
That's how she's always been. She types out nonsense all the time and has been since before hololive

>>41079140
Pekora's was on the #1 spot just yesterday so that doesn't say much

>>41078357
About what?

>>41078913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmAeg8CF54w&t=12952s
>literally can't even comprehend how someone could be a big enough fan of something to buy merch
This your buyfag, chumbuds?

>>41079015
Gee, I wonder how a $40 figure managed to outsell a $1500 figure and a $240 figure. You chumcucks are seriously fucking retarded.

>>41104632
The real question is, who are all these idiots buying a $1500 figure?

>>41104845
>who are all these chads buying a $1500 figure?
ftfy poorfag

>>41104845
hikosan, an artist who loves pekora, literally sat down with her husband and convinced him to buy it

>>41104399
Wow. I didn't even know it was THAT bad. She really couldn't comprehend it, huh? Hopefully that's changed since then but I doubt it has

>>41104399
HOLY BTFO’D RUMAO

>>41078667
>Gura will keep connecting with her fans
>goobgooboobo ogoob gooobagoob. goobagoob?
goooobaaaaa

>>41104399
>when bands go their separate ways
i find it funny that the term she is looking for is "disband"

>>41079015
>1500 fucking dollars for Pekora
I like pegor but fuck that. At least Gura’s price is reasonable. Why so much?

>>41108559
Because it is a collab with a prestigious luxury brand

>>41079356
t. retard who thinks that he is a free spirit and a free thinker. still pays all of his taxes and obeys the law like a nice little goverment cuck

>>41076716
What does a genuine Gura tweet look like?

>>41105082
>>41108803
What could possibly make a figure worth $1500? Does it shit gold every morning? This is just Cover ripping off their fans because they know their fans are easily grifted morons.

>>41109138
Absolute nonsense. She writes random sentences.

"She's making money for doing nothing" is not the own you think it is. I'd be pretty embarrassed if my oshi never streamed and still had people sending her thousands of dollars for it. It would mean she had one of the dumbest fanbases possible, and I'd be part of it.

Thankfully I don't have an oshi like that. Mine actually works hard and deserves all the praise she gets, so I can enjoy her with complete satisfaction.

>>41109451
>Anon discovers that things cost way more than it should just because a brand is slapped on it
Took you long enough, anon

>>41111490
Yeah, welcome to "Capitalism ruins everything" part 23x10^82629361619201629106.
In case you hadn't noticed, Capitalism ruins everything.