/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNECkwCMiCY
spider winding down from stream and being sappy and sweet and talking about her family

i want to hug amiya aranha

Squeezable and milkable

I miss my boyfriend.

I WANT TO MARRY CHIKAFUJI LISA, I LIVE AND DO EVERYTHING FOR LISA SHE MOTIVATES ME TO DO BETTER.

Don't be sohrry

I love this creature, the spood

i want to personally extend my thanks to spider grandma for everything she's ever done

Girlfriend gunpla ASMR
https://youtu.be/_saHzlokNhM

It's crazy how candid Ami is on her streams. It's hard not to fall in love with her in some way just because of that

>>41019860
The Spood makes my brain feel good.

[Good news]
Mio has eaten

hag love?

Ami is pissing AGAIN

Ami urine...

And it seems we're back on the upswing emotionally

>>41020268
yea in my mouth

Every time Ami talks about death i get the meat sweats

>>41020268
>>41020316
Fuck it, I'll let her piss on my mouth she's literally perfect

>>41020422
Same

>Ami sending the bucko eyes emote in chat while not back on stream
Did she actually send that while pissing?

>>41020576
Our girls like to chat while in the bathroom

>>41019124
Ember's ass is simply huge. Absolutely enormous. Inconceivably massive. It's gigantic. Immense. Humongous. Its girth cannot be ignored. Chairs tremble in its mere presence. Couches cower in fear. It has its own ZIP code. Ember is legally required to have working brake, reverse, hazard, fog and indicator lights fitted on it. She is only able to leave her home through the garage door. Weather patterns are thrown into chaos whenever she goes outside. Bodies of water are completely displaced when she enters them. Earthquake warnings are set off across the US whenever she sits down. Its size is so great that dozens of innocent people die under it weekly without Ember's knowledge, their remains never found. It singlehandedly caused tigers to be reclassified as the largest organisms to have ever lived. When asked about Ember Amane in an interview, Pierce Brosnan reportedly said "ass almost too big".
TL;DR it's sizeable.

>>41020670
Based dog

>>41020716
Ever since she read it out on stream, I now read this in Lisa's voice and that makes it even funnier.

Ami is snacking

>>41021052
Poor girl was completely overwhelmed by the literary masterpiece she was presented with

So who's sending crazy horny maros

>>41021052
>>41021393
Link? I haven't heard it

>sour cream and onion is Ami's favorite
BASED

>>41021052
I bet she was filled with terrifying burning rage inducing envy at reading this, wishing her ass was not so small and bony

>>41021467
On and off I've been writing Ami a maro that would make a late 90s R&B singer blush.

>Ami licks everything

Oh god those Ami licking sounds

Ami is VERY horny right now

>>41022194
You think she absent mindedly chews on your dick after sex?

I bet Ami would lick a Bucko before eating them...

god I love drunk Ami

>>41022226
gunna need to isolate those sounds later

>puts cookies on screen
>"wait no i have to check these arent local"
>slides image offscreen like nobody noticed
God shes so fucking cute im gonna die

>>41022475
Please post it here if you do

How do I marry Lisa

I wasn't on board with Ami talking about eating dog treats but yea I am pretty sure I tried a Beggin Strip once

Ami just saw a BIG penis

>>41023083
yeah, mine.

>>41023083
yeah, mine

>Casual 6 hour music making karaoke tipsy zatsu stream
I love Ami!

AMI JUST SWORE

>>41022037
How do you get past the filter?
Need tips sensei

>>41025068
DROPPED

>>41025081
I haven't sent it yet. What's the filter?

>>41025222
the maro filter

How do you people cope with loving Ami so much?

>>41025480
if it gets too much and I think about ending it all I remember she would be sad if I was gone so I continue moving forward

>>41025480
I also need to know, not for Ami specifically since I'm not a bucko but I just really need to know how to cope with this whole parasocial relationship thing

>>41025480
I remember that I'm compromised, and just try to enjoy the moment

>>41025480
every day i find myself thinking of her and realizing how i am more and more in love with her. one day i will not take it anymore and probably an hero but till then I'm on the ride

>>41025480
I don't, it's starting to eat me from the inside..

>>41025480
I don't, she's altering my brain chemistry. I've recently started reflexively hugging the air in front of me when she does something cute. I hold a pillow in my lap while watching her now. Maybe I'm coping by not oshihening to her.

>>41025657
My cope is that I need to improve myself to feel worthy of these girls' approval
I don't ever expect to actually have a relationship with any of them but it is nice motivation at least

>>41025621
>>41025901
>Two suicide mentions
Are bucko's okay?

>>41026024
Don't worry about me; I am perfectly medicated

>>41026024
absolutely not. most are at least still sane enough to know they are losing it.

>>41025480
masturbate while thinking of her and sending sappy maros

>>41026024
No we are not

>>41026096
Weak, I've been unmedicated for like 3 years now ever since I flushed the pills down the toilet, now I just use music and Lisa's voice to keep the anxiety from getting too bad

>>41026024
yes but no, I have problems and have gotten help but I'm also using Ami as a crutch

How many goslings do you think Ami has?

>>41026302
150 more or less

>>41026302
112 watching now. a few might be bots, but those bots might also be goslings, so I'd say at least 120.

>>41026302
At least 106.

I want to hug Ami

What percentage of each Tsun girls average viewer count is goslings

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>41026466
compare active chatters to ccv to get your answer, i guess

I miss Ami...

>>41026302
Well me for sure

This music always makes me sad. Just like the ending music of Shining Time Station.

>>41026466
every lisa regular, every ami regular, every purin regular

To all buckos having a rough time think of much Ami appreciates us and notices us. Remember how she got sad looking at something from the start of her career and seeing the names that didn't appear in chat anymore? She remembers you and cares about you.

>>41026649
It was definitely a bit of a somber ending. I hope whatever is going on in her life right now isn't very serious, she sounded pretty down about it as much as she said not to worry.

>>41026649
I love Ami's cover of Shonen Heart but I can't listen to it anymore because it reminds me of the bad times I was listening to it...

>>41026797
She won't guilt me into watching her again.

>>41026024
Amis speech made me feel a bit better. But no not really. I'm hanging in there probably gonna see a shrink again. I'm chocked full of meds atleast.

>>41026734
Crazy how Purin got me closer to gosling territory than Lisa despite Lisa being a comically perfect example of a woman I'd make an absolute fool of myself in real life over.

>>41026881
That's fine. Just don't be an hero

>>41026466
Yeah this is basically where my head is at with the original question. Burger King string had around 200 viewers went down to about 175 by the end. This double stream never hovered around a hundred somewhere between 100 and 108. We've got 22 posters on here so between 5-10 posters for the big three. I think Ami is 50% crushing on her 10% unbelievably down bad for her

I love this spider too much and want to spend all my evenings talking and drinking calmly with her

>>41025480
i called it quits before it would be too late

>>41026828
Yeah I know she said not to worry about it but I still do. Whatever it is it sounds like she can handle it. Shes a tough spider girl. I just want to give her a hug

>>41026096
I'd still be on my meds if they didn't make my dick soft as a side effect.

>>41025480
By recognizing the emotional tricks she pulls and shielding myself from falling for them.

>>41019124
>Ami/Lisa sameposts

Man I wish Nen gave a shit…

>>41027136
How soft does it make your dick?
I can still fuck my onahole. I worry if I meet a girl I won't be able to get hard enough though I've had that problem in past also because I am/was a bit of a drunk. I do have bootleg Chinese Viagra tho

God what I would give for a completely honest off the record interview with Ami. I really want to know what makes her tick.

>>41025480
Streams and talking on social media with her. Blowing off steam here. Sending her money. Trying to play more music and do more art maybe make a song for her someday idk

>>41027348
It took way too much work to get hard. After a normal amount of work I'd only get chubbed and I wouldn't be able to get off. I managed once and it felt like I was going to have a stroke. It was Duloxetine.

>>41027183
You mind elaborating?

I've actually kinda considered getting back on my anxiety meds because I didn't realize just how bad it was getting until I realized just how happy and at peace I am when watching or thinking about Lisa as opposed to when I'm not, but I think I'd rather try to just improve my life in general using Lisa as motivation before I go back on any meds

>>41027763
Ok I'm on Lexapro and it's nowhere that bad. Thanks sorry about the boner problems. They jacked up my dosage the last few months after some incidents but can still get boners

>>41027404
She seems pretty open on stream. Music and food lol.

>>41028073
Yeah but I want to know what she thinks knowing there are so many people atrociously down bad for her. Like obviously she likes it to a certain extent but I'd love to hear her go in depth about everything

Lisa just tweeted and I get so bubbly and start smiling like an idiot every time I see that tweet notification, I think I won't be refilling my anxiety med prescription after all

>>41027844
Getting too sappy/telling you she loves her buckos a bit much? Better act a bit sad and pull back.
On the defense about being wrong about something? Pitch voice up and act childish.
Stuck on the same part of the game/stream getting stale? Make cute noises a bunch to distract viewers.

>>41028307
I get that but I also know sometimes it isn't great to look behind the curtain.

>>41028417
Mental illness

>>41028417
lol

>>41028417
Shes entertaining anon if she's stuck on part of a game I'd rather have her make fun with it than sperg out and go silent.
As far as the lovebombing and fake crying you accuse her of it comes off pretty genuine but Ami is the only one that will ever know.

>>41028417
Hear a funny joke? Laugh and snort.

>>41028417
Remember, any time a girl is playful and shows affection on stream they're manipulating you, also Ami is secretly a rich lesbian using you for money and Lisa has 20 millionaire bfs and doesn't actually have the same music tastes as you

>>41028592
>As far as the lovebombing and fake crying you accuse her
You implied that.

now comes the hard part

>>41028647
>Ami is secretly a rich lesbian

God I hope so sorry male buckos you're just going to have to take this L

>>41028841
About to enter the second day of sheepy withdrawal

>>41028647
>doesn't actually have the same music tastes as you
That would have hit me hard ten years ago. I feel like she would have been perfect for me then, but now I'm more seasoned much like Ami herself and we are perfect for each other

>>41028878
This makes me wonder how much of me loving Lisa is because I'm a zoomer too

>>41028857
There's female buckos?!?

>>41028857
Jokes on you sis, I REJECT MY MANHOOD JOJO!
I’m a female now.

>>41028950
I hope Ami never finds out about women.

>>41028936
It's not so much that I just used to be a huge music snob. It was a huge part of my identity.

>>41029000
She said she went on an onsen trip with her female classmates in Japan she probably got to know them very well

>>41028950
I mean it's not like being a woman is going to make my chances any worse so why not?

>>41029157
how will this affect the homoerotic blood sports though?

>>41029604
Horribly, the women will not be allowed to participate, things will proceed as planned

>>41028592
Watching Ami is a comfy time until the autism takes control of her.
I got no romantic feelings towards her, just want her to find success in this hobby.

One of the sad things about being a Tsun fan is how down most of the talents are about the future.

>>41028417
My least charitable interpretation of Ami is that she has very low self esteem and chat makes her feel good so she love bombs desperately that they'll stay. Unfortunately "seeing through the facade" would only make me more attracted to her because being a desperate tryhard is hot to my broken brain

>>41029745
>I got no romantic feelings towards her
Is that even possible?

Is there a single sheeple in this thread who isn't a hopeless gosling?

>>41029769
This desu

>>41028417
Fuck back off to get kiki

>>41029157
Are you a woman now or planning to be one?
Either way you into dudes too?

>>41031148
I'm one now, and my heart is only for autistic milfs unfortunately

Before I go to bed I wanna let you all know I will imagine myself convincing Lisa to pee on my face, and she will of course be very embarrassed and repeatedly call me a weirdo through the whole process

>>41031575
I hereby announce and greenlight a cross-country manhunt. I'll be counting with everyone's cooperation, thank you

>>41031282
You and me both sister. My Allah guide us towards autistic milf wives.

>>41028417
holy mental illness, please off yourself

god i love my girlfriend so much

>>41031575
how come she gets to go to america but purin cant

>>41033744
I'm suprised there isn't a gachi ready to marry her for a visa

>>41033744
Because I would marry Purin if she was if the US

>>41026024
Considering Ami's content, and chat reactions to her jokes and references you can easily guess most buckos are into hag territory and at that age you start going through shit you wouldn't wish for anyone.

>>41033796
I don't even like Purin that much but I'd unironically marry her sight unseen if she wants the Aussie green card, if only because I think she'd mesh well with my irl friends humour wise (provided I can gaslight her into reinstalling cs) and I think she'd be pretty dece to hang out with.

>>41027072
>10% unbelievably down bad for her
where do you mark the down bad line?

>>41030180
Hello, do you need something?

>>41034719
yes, show your cock

>>41034937
If he shows it it's gonna derail the thread alot. Go check out the vtuber fan meet and greet thread.

Same, I know we'd get along fine, at least as friends, and my family and friends would love her too. I would be doing that would improve her life quality a lot and probably make her happy, and I'd get to enjoy her company at least for a while, seems like a win/win situation.

>>41034937
Should you be paying attention to stream Mio?

>>41035029
>Go check out the vtuber fan meet and greet thread
i didn't know such a thing existed. im guessing it's on /trash/ or something

Does Lisa like any genres of metal? I've been listening to a lot of different bands and have been thinking of songs to send in for review

>>41035239
She like's Bathory, presumably the black metal albums and not he albums that came after

>>41035158
No it's here.
The catalog is a chubby asain girl meeting some Niji guy. It starts typical people posting fans dunking on fanbase, you see your classics the fat bald teamate, the fat bald KFP, the fat Iron Mouse fan....then some anon posts self then posts a catbox link to his dick (it was impressive) and the whole thread is about that.

>>41035239
Stick with nu metal and progressive metal

>>41034086
Pretty much desu.
Even Ami said she was dealing with some personal shit now, she's gonna be fine and it won't affect streams but she said it sucks.

>Mio will be doing an NTR roleplay stream

>>41027251
Please be patient. Nen wants to entertain us, but he has to take care of himself and his mental first. He'll be back soon

>>41035382
ohh I rarely bother with catalog threads.
most anime convention attenders aren't the best looking anyways

>>41030180
I would actually turn down Lisa if she made advances

>>41036510
You are gay

>>41036543
No

I'm trying to be patient but I'm really struggling...
Where's Gen 4 already?

>>41039212
anon...

>>41025657
There's no real cope. If you've got it bad you just have to look inward and decide how healthy of a motivator pain is for you personally.

>never been medicated
>never goslinged
>don't particularly want to fuck any vtubers
I'm starting to feel like I don't fit in

>>41040070
You fit in fine, just never become condescending.

>>41039212
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP*

>>41019260
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male viewer and female chuuba squilking, Chikafuji Lisa is the most compatible chuuba for viewers? Not only is she in the sheepy model group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Lisa is 5”05’ tall and not enough pounds, this means her tits are large enough to be able handle human hands, and with their impressive Base Stats for talkies and access to shoegaze, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Lisa would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other chuuba comes close to this level of squilkability. Also, fun fact, if you push in out enough, you can make Lisa's nipples turn white (with milk). Lisa is literally built for squilking. Ungodly music taste+high zatsu endurance+shoegaze means she can take squilking all day, all squeezings and milkings and still come for more.

>>41028950
>There could be w*menfolk in this very thread as we speak

Reminder that it is immoral to have sex with your little sister and/or mom!!!

>>41042362
You know who it's not immoral to have sex with?
That's right, your dog! You should have sex with your dog!

>>41042751
What if your little sister is white and has sex with your dog (forma de filipina) what then?

>>41042903
I hope you're ready to take care of several dozen nieces and nephews.

>>41043133
Unironically always wanted to be an uncle

>>41042903
I summon my girlfriend (forma de korean) to consume the canine in question

[Miori news?]

>>41043452

>>41021500
Prepare yourself
https://youtu.be/spwt_Tu0KCM?t=4695

>>41045655

>>41045655
If not for the rebrand this'd be a fucking great divegrass chant

>>41046227
It already is a divegrass chant, isn't it?

>>41045655
https://youtu.be/spwt_Tu0KCM?t=1778

Purin love
>>41046755
I do not remember hearing it but I have not taken my meds so

I want ember to crush my head with her ever growing ass

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1614609297006268416

>>41048222
Trips of sheepy cuteness! Her morning voice makes me want to cook her breakfast and make sure she's off to school on time

>>41047642
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1611492903586496512

>>41048222
I'd love to see a stream with Lisa and Ami's models in their own art styles

Myst left the TsunDream discord server. That doesn’t seem like a good sign.

>>41049190
Proofs?

>>41049676
The bot posts this message when someone leaves the server.

>>41049908
The company is actually dying, isn't it?

Good morning I just woke up and I want to edge Lisa for hours on end and only let her cum when she admits she's the cutest girl in the world

>>41050083
i didn't wanna shit up the thread, but when ami was talking last night about how "nothing is going to change my consistency in streaming [etc etc]" I got the feeling something was wrong with the company.

>>41050083
Yes. And it's entirely because PPP clearly decided to make a vtuber group as he thought it would be a job where he wouldn't have to do any work and could delegate it all to managers. When it became apparent that running a startup actually takes effort he refused to put in said effort. I can't even try to cope anymore, Tsun's cockroach-like tenacity has hit its limit because upper management refused and continues to refuse to do its fucking job.

>>41051086
>it's going to be another company implodes arc
These writers really need to get new ideas, we can't keep rehashing the same shit over and over forever ;_;.

Friday 9PM EST/6PM PST

>>41051179
She was talking about something that brought her down. She does love Tsunderia and it going under makes sense. She was excited to make new vtuber friends and they were supposed to have a 4th gen that's something to be sad about, and having to start up as an indie.

>>41051203
I get that you usually pick these dates by throwing darts at a calendar, but how do you decide on the hours?

So I guess the point to panic about now is if people get to keep/buy their models? I love the spider and sheep so much...

>>41051203
>4th gen got fucked up harder than 2nd gen and the "announcement on the 20th" posting was gonna be "it's over" all along.
Fuuuuuuck

>>41051252
I'm Stag.

>>41051353
if the company goes down what reason would they have to prevent talents from keeping their model/character?

>>41051414
Honestly I don't know much about what happens when a company folds in regards to characters, I'm just hoping it works out for everyone if that really is the case

>>41051365
I can't believe a random date i picked is actually going to be the end of tsunderia

>>41051643
We all should've known sooner, accidental Nostradamus (tentative) anon.

>>41051643
>>41051699
Actually, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HOW TSUNDERIA DIES, THE 20TH (22nd) ANNOUNCEMENT IS GOING TO BE GEN 4

>>41051846
Y-y-yeah anon, and... and I bet one of the g-gen f-f-four members is really... really good at business and c-convinced PPP to se-sell the comp... company to them so they cou-could, y'know, put Tsunderia back on the... the map! ... r-right?

>>41052357
Yes. My faith shall not waver, TSUNDERIA WILL LIVE, GEN 4 IS REAL

>>41051203
Wrong month they wanna close on 2/20
Cooler looking end date.
Get Valentine's money from simps
Give the talents enough time to find a new job

>>41052410
If we have to perish it would be nice if we could at least defend our divegrass title first

>>41051846
I want to have hope too, anon, but at this point all signs indicate that things have gone wrong. Tsunderia is not acting the way a company that's about to make a big comeback does, it's acting like a company that's already shut down and just hasn't made an official announcement yet. Jia resigning suddenly was probably the beginning of the end, and Myst seemingly being on her way out too most likely seals Tsunderia's fate.
Unless Rei pulls a Slugma and manages to miraculously carry the company all by herself for the foreseeable future (or better yet, somehow wrenches it out of PPP's hands), it really does seem like it might finally be the end of the line for Tsunderia.

On top of that many of the talent seemed to be in sadgirl mode this week. Also the official account stopped tweeting months ago.

What happens to /tsunx/ if the tea leaves read true and these are the end times?

So now that its confirmed Tsunderia is dead, when are Lisa and Amiya joining phase?

Id rather ppp get off his ass and sell to Sony than ever see Lisa and ami in phase

>>41053326
The general dies unless we become /lig2/ Tsunderia edition.

>>41053326
As long as the girls stay around as indies, I'll still be here.

>the company dies
>everyone keeps streaming
>Rei becomes a streamer instead of a manager
>company limitations on what talents can and can't do gone
>we somehow have more activity than before
>the talents no longer have to pay the PPP tax
Is this even a thing we should be afraid of?

>>41053545
I'd rather they just keep their models and go indie. The Sony buyout has done absolutely nothing for Prism; it's a complete dead end.

My cope is that the company is largely silent/inactive because PPP is handing over his position to someone else

>>41054415
He is, Sakana bought the company

>>41054470
Honestly if Sakana ran it as something seperate from phase I'd be fine, sakanas not as bad as PPP and he's not the reason I hate phase, if anything he tried to hold the tide against phase becoming the annoying thing it is now

>>41053820
>Rei becomes a streamer instead of a manager
>Is this even a thing we should be afraid of?
Considering what happened the last time this occurred, you should be terrified.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1614665540223762432
Why is Ami making me watch girly movies..

>>41055124
put the skirt on and let her do your nails bucko

tsunderia should merge to a corp and be labeled as that corps invader branch. any future hires with existing models will join them

>>41025081
Use your thesaurus to replace naughty words with euphemisms

Mio will buy Tsunderia with her merch sale money and ensure every talent gets two (2) meals per stream

>>41052588
>>41053326
>>41053556
/tsunX/ as a community hasn't survived two years of non-stop bad news, disaster and heartbreak by being weak. Every time we've gotten knocked down we've simply picked ourselves back up again and kept going, stronger than before, and that's why we're still here today. The company may die, but we're sure as hell not going down with it.

call me a schizo but i have a feeling lisa is applying to NijiEN auditions

>Ami likes Ikebana
just when I thought this cute, cultured spidor couldn't be more perfect.

>>41053934
I don't why don't hasn't put anything into it. The girls seem nice, the models are solid, and with hololive starting to decline it's the perfect time to strike. Yeah vTubing might not be the golden goose it looked like in 2020 but it brings in consistent viewers.

>>41055518
Like say "I want to you to cook my sausage till the cheese runs out and you can eat all of the stinky delicious cheese till you are filled and satisfied with it"?

>>41057759
She should, they won’t take her because she’s not big enough.

>>41054856
Is her power level too great for this world?

>>41054562
>Honestly if Sakana ran it as something seperate from phase I'd be fine
I was thinking about this too, and I've genuinely started to believe it might actually be the best possible outcome for everybody involved at this point. At the very least I don't think it could be worse than Tsunderia's current situation.

https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1614684694637072386
10AM bread stream? Of course not. See you in two hours.

I'm 99% sure Purin would quit if Sakana took over.

>/tsunx/ succumbing to the poachposters
Fight for your independence until the bitter end or perish like a dog. Even if the company gets bought out, we stay in this general like we always have.

>>41058295
No it was a distasteful joke based on the last time a small company imploded and a manager decided to become a streamer. She grew her audience by poaching her former clients' gachis and disappeared once it went to shit.

>>41054856
haha nooo rei please don't groom me for sex that'd be awful haha

>>41058919
I didn't leave /tsunX/ before and I refuse to leave it now or in the future

>>41058139
Because the problem isn't actually sony

>>41057290
Also Yuuners with Tonya and Synth at 3 PM, or so she says.

>>41058919
We just need to add and extra X to the thread name everytime a big tragedy happens and we'll fine

>>41059552
We're going to look like a fucking 2008 Xbox lobby

>>41053326
We currently discuss former Tsun members. Once Tsunderia is gone we will continue to discuss former Tsunderia members.

>>41059611
xxXXtusn-slayer-420XXxx

>>41059160
Why don't they send someone competent in? They're a giant multinational conglomerate they could send the right people in to promote it better.

>>41059800
The odds of anyone higher than low management even being aware they own the company is close to 0. The odds of them caring on the other hand, are 0. It's an absolutely tiny blip on their asset list.

>>41059028
Oh shit I had no idea. I don't think there's anyone that could pull me away from Ami

>>41059899
Yeah true. If they send someone in it will be someone on their shit list as a punishment.
Could be a cool redemption arc. Disgraced salary man is placed in charge PP. Against all odds raises the division to super stardom. Redeems himself in front of his senpai.

just buy advertisements it works

>>41060333
This but DO NOT CLICK THE ADS

I just want Lisa to be able to achieve her dreams man...

>>41058919
Trust me, even if every single talent that's ever been relevant to /tsunX/ was absorbed straight into Phase Connect then I'd still keep posting about them here rather than migrate to the septic tank that is /pcg/, but that's exactly why I'm thinking a fishman buyout without a merge with Phase Connect would actually be a pretty good outcome. Tsunderia talents would get objectively better support, and /tsunX/ would get to continue on as if nothing happened without any conflict with /pcg/.
Of course, the actual best case scenario would simply be PPP shaping up and Tsunderia finally becoming a decent company in its own right, but two and a half years with no fundamental improvement is probably an indicator that it's never going to happen.

>>41058919
Phase would poach only the female talent, no way they'd buy the whole company, right?

>>41060529
Chase your own and let her draft

>>41060868
>no way they'd buy the whole company
Fish ain't payin' for shit. He'll do the same thing as the mass graduation: Wait for everyone to leave and then invite who he wants.
So glad they all said no last time.

>>41060868
>Phase poaches all of tsun, including the men
>This leads to the worst of the fans purging themselves due to the presence of men, miraculously supas and memberships aren't effected
>The already existing phase talents are forced to play videogames and not do fart sniffing and reaction streams now that the tards aren't here to screech everytime he won't let them do stupid shit
>Tsun talents get actual support and pump out tons of good music
Golden ending

Why did Slugma have to be such a nigger and encourage poachposters?

>>41061083
Maybe once Pippa graduates

>>41061174
It'll only take one more Henri before cracks start forming, she had no foresight in cultivating this fanbase and isn't ready for the consequences

>>41061086
Why wouldn't she encourage people to join the company she works for?

Literally never seen this message before wtf

>>41061714
Doesn't Purin have a cover scheduled in 2 days?

>>41061714
Can you make a custom filter that adds previous talents? Meru has waiting rooms (or wombs) up.
Shame no one uses the schedule feature on Twitch. Not that that would do Yuuna any good anyway.

>>41061714
it's fucking over...

>>41054415
Close!

>>41061264
Honestly I hope graduation is all that happens to her. You see how many of her crazy fans post images of themselves strapped up with shitty to decent AR builds? While that itself might not be an issue if she was a "gun vtuber" she's not, she's the fuckin 4chan vtuber.

>>41062286
Wouldn't even call her the 4chan vtuber, she tries to skirt around that like a coward, she's the r/4chan vtuber

>>41062195
Enough vagueposting. Show me the Discord screencaps, show me your butthole, and show me photographic evidence that the PO box ever existed.

>>41063100
I second this anon, show us your butthole

>>41063100
>>41063214
Nah. Just know that I'm always watching and things are going to get better

The real rrat is Rei is actually a Filipina princess and bought out the company after finding out how grossly incompentent PPP is

>>41063378
All the more reason for me to marry her.

>>41063378
>things are going to get better
I remember the last time somebody kept saying this

>>41063338
>things are going to get better
I remember the last time somebody kept saying this

https://youtu.be/T5HfCymi4iE
Dog karaoke
>Opens immediately with Chasing Pavements
uh oh

>>41064042
Lord please do not let more misfortune fall upon her

I like Purin!

>>41064042
I've noticed she doesn't use her sultry singing voice much anymore when that used to be her default. I wonder why that is

drinking with purin!

>>41064042
>drinking karaoke
fun

>>41064227
I think it's because it usually kills her voice and she's already been complaining about her throat hurting. At least, I hope.
>She's already drunk and getting smor slacohol
Archivebros, between that and karaoke this one isn't getting saved.

i want to have sloppy kissy sex with a drunk Purin

>Have not seen Purin stream in month
>See the karaok
>Watch the karaok
No regrets.

>Mid-song tangent
Classic

>The wild dogs cry out in the me
What did she mean by this?

purin love!

>>41064992
Crunchier

She's getting so loud lol
Feed her more drinks.

>It says green grape, but it tastes like green grape

trust no one!

Drunk Purin has the makings of a serial killer

>Sings a bunch of songs about not leaving her and wanting to give up/not giving up.
>Goes on a TRUST NO ONE rant
>Then does Final Countdown
What did she mean by this?

>>41065468
How does Meatloaf fit into this?

>>41065565
Did someone say /meat/?

>>41053170
Outside the company:
>Ember sharing progress on her rebrand project
>Meru reconnecting with RL friends and getting back into streaming groove
>Orla announces a chinese new year stream
>Yuuna delivering merch and having great collabs and adopting Tonya as daughter/feeder

Meanwhile inside the company:
>Hanabi sick again
>Ami hiting at stuff making her sad
>Lisa dealing with health/family
>Tomo not growing much in spite of vocal talent and great covers
>Nen recovering from multiple friends/family passing
>Manager leaves tsundream discord without notice

mokey's paw company

>>41065703
No no one said that.

>>41065468
Another manager left

>>41065897
Don't forget Kazu spreading fire to boyfriend rrats with his poorly worded hentai review stream.

>>41065897
>Orla announces a chinese new year stream
Oh shit I just saw this, absolutely blessed

>>41058236
Unironically yes, you got it exactly. Get to writing anon

making love with purin!

>>41066021
>poorly worded hentai review stream.
He knew exactly what he was doing, thats why he said at the beginning he shouldnt even say anything

>>41066172
if tsunderia managers had any brains or even existed that stream wouldve been shut down the instant it was proposed

>>41066172
Oh no.
Here we go again.

I LOVE PUUUUUUUUUUUURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>41066247
I dunno they've probably seen big names like veibae, nyanners, and others get big numbers with it and figure what the hell. I don't think they know about who has the "coomer" audience and who doesn't.

>>41066021
The only people that gave a shit at all came from here, and I still think the original outrage was manufactured

>>41066172
Man if Ami has a boyfriend he's gotta be more appreciative of her.

>>41066350
I dunno I don't think many people would feel comfortable voicing their disapproval in the official discord. I could see some upset gachis, unicorns, and whoever else coming in here to blow off steam.

NOPAN PURIN

>Purin has optimised her piss breaks by not wearing panties

Remember to not wear underwear so you don't piss yourself - Lifehacks from Purin

Imagine the smell of Purin's chair after absorbing her leakage and bare ass smell all day.

>>41066551
I don't have to imagine because I am her chair

>>41059899
The way things often go in corporate is:
- Executive A makes a deal to buy smaller company B.
- A might have a genuine interest and enthusiasm for growing B and expanding markets, or A might be using B as a victim to do some creative accounting to make A look good by improving the bottom line. Either way it doesn't matter, beacuse:
- A eventually gets promoted or transferred after the deal, or fired for poor performance, and C, the company that did the buyout is left with a lamprey on its side sucking up resources with possibly employment or supplier contracts they have to honor
- With A gone, Executive D is assigned to oversee the new subsidiary company and they don't really give a shit about it apart from, again, improving the bottom line.
- Usually the easiest and fastest way to do this is to extract maximum value out of B by hollowing it out through transferring debt into it, nickel and dime cost cutting, and layoffs
- B then slowly crumbles into dust under its own debt(often forced into taking on debt by C)
- B is quietly swept under the rug and remaining staff are laid off except for the few who can leverage connections into transfers or new positions

>>41066641
Man that made me sad

>>41066641
Exactly what the fish is doing, good job anon on figuring it out!

>>41066021
I knew i missed something

>>41066780
Fishman hasn't announced a buyout (yet) anon. Like >>41061052 said he'll just wait for everyone to jump ship and then offer them an invader slot. Easier and simpler.

Schizophrenic drunken dog...

We tell Purin we love her all the time but she won't say she loves us...

I love Purin!!

>>41067143
Purin HATES us

>>41067143

>>41067143
We live in a doggy dog society

>purin's womb hurts
I NEED TO PUT A CHILD INSIDE HER

Purin's aching womb...

I must insert my seed into Purin. I cant let some random dude have all her womb to himself. I'll make my sperm wrestle with the baby until it gives up and dissolves into nutrients for my new baby to grow inside her.

>don't stop feeding
Is this the architect song?

>I'm not gonna pass out.
She's gonna pass out.

can't believe Purin is going to asphyxiate on her own vomit and die while laying down on stream

>>41068181
I can't save her...

>>41068181
Hot

>>41067305
I'm seething

>Why do you guys want me to be in labour?
>I don't have your children yet

>>41067143
She's reading the thread!

>>41067143
[Good news]
Purin likes us

breed

fornicate

CONSENSUAL GENTLE LOVE-MAKING IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE LIGHTS OFF WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Lolis have the most soul
based purin

SEEEEEEEEEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

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>>41069204
>>41069204