/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

irys thinks the world is rpg-sized an 1 meter island is going to show up on google maps

!

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>41021947
Take it out of her mouth this instant

>>41021965
They do sometimes. There are some small ass islands that have markers on maps for some reason.

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

This is such a comfy and amazing stream. Glad that IRyS is back! Please don't play Persona again, lmao.

TOFUUUUUUuuUU

IRyS visit North Sentinel Island please

I may be too drunk to get this and I don't understand a thing of this, but my wife's being cute and that's all it matters.

IRyS wants those Osaka lolis...

IRyS STOP

IRyS is on the hunt for preschools...

>>41022368
When the instinct kicks in.

UOHHHHHHHH

IRyS did always get "too friendly" with the kids...

I get the impression that IRyS would get lost twenty feet out the door if Lawson's didn't exist.

>>41022607
she grabbed mommy and rat's thighs like it was nothing

There really is a lot of convenience stores.
Why do they have so many?
I guess it is convenient.

>>41022019

>>41022777
high population density

the way she uses konbinis as landmarks reminds me of how McDonalds are used as landmarks for the US maps

>>41022785
>gentlemen

>>41022777
extremely high density, no reason to have a big store with a parking lot when most of your citizens don't own cars

>>41022744
You mean her laaaaadieees

>>41022777
it wouldn't be convenient if you had to go far to get to one

>>41022785

>>41022785
MoriRyS

>>41022980

>>41022785
okay now do IRyS snorting coke from Ina's flat chest

is she blind or cant see the compass

>>41023025
Does she even know how to use a compass?

>>41023025
compass is high level technique, not sure any holo has unlocked this power yet

>>41023025
you expect her to understand a compass that's cute

>>41023025
>>41023103
>I thought you said weast

>>41023091
>high level technique
*for a woman

>>41023091
Moom did it, she did not fuck around in this game

>>41023190
this has to be bait

>>41023091
Mumei succeed at unlocking its mythical powers.

>>41022744
That was just the beginning.

how would IRyS fare as a military commander?

>>41023290
She'd amass a large army, put it that way.

>WHERE'S THE PRESCHOOL

Gotta find the preschool!

>>41022607
She had a story about being a substitute or assistant teacher. She got scolded because instead of teaching she played with them whole school session.

>>41023199
>>41023231
Mumei is birb; she gets a racial buff to Navigation.

>>41023290
>>41023351

>hunting preschoolers
IRYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>41023372
ok that is cute

>>41023290
somewhat similar to this

sucks that all the best ways to [stream] geoguessr aren't available for the holos. playing it autistically trying to get 5000 points is my favorite way to play but it can get a bit dull if the streamer sucks
>can't do competitive
>can't do streaks
>can't do famous places
>can't do world maps with time limits
>>41023223
it's a pretty well known stereotype (fact) that women can't read maps

How does she keep finding the schools?

>>41023667
I'm sure she has a list

>>41023667
Loliconrys.

>>41023667
instincts of a lolicon

>>41023203

>>41023667
Long story; she's living with her grandma because her own house has a star over it.

SHE IS DYING!!!

>>41023809
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that smokers cough

>>41023809
I actually didn't have this one.

>>41023884
lung canceRyS...

>>41023920
it would be weird if you DID have it, because I just made it

IRyS really has bad luck with her health.

Stop taking Cheebs Virginia Slims

>>41024061
She does.
She hasn't sounded too bad today though. Hopefully that means it's clearing up.

>>41024061
i am starting to believe is the season last year was the same

irys if youre reading this please stop licking toilet seats

irys if youre reading this please keep licking toilet seats

>>41023667
nephilim racial passive

irys if youre reading this please let me lick your weird toe

>irys

I can't stop staring at her beautifulness in her kimono...

>>41023884
>Mentlegen

>>41023372
I thought she taught them well enough but was just too kind when they wanted her to be all serious and distant

>cumpass

compass unlocked!

>>41024694
Can't remember cause there were multiple teacherys streams and twitter space. But that's when she was still on an island with a santa statue on the mall *cough hawa----E

I don't know what a Rally's is either, but it looks like shit.

has irys even been to the real united states

>>41025131
Probably not.

>>41025131
She was born there

>>41025112
Rally's and Checkers are both quick drive thru burger joints that are worse than Sonic

Man...America looks so boring...

>ploughing

???

>>41025131
I think she's said she's been to LA before but I might just be imagining that.

i am in love with IRyS

>>41025131
Yes

>>41025224
to plant crops dumbass

>>41025224
IRyS has sex on the mind

>>41025223
yes but on the upside we don't live in closets

>>41025223
You should see the UK.
If she'd picked that it would be even more boring.

>>41025205
>worse than Sonic
I like Sonic burgers...and their hot dogs! Ooo and they had country fried steak sandwiches the last time I was there.

Of course she found the school.

>>41025373
She can sense the cunny

>>41025223
we have cars to get us to the cool places

>>41025112
They have the best fries and mozzarella sticks of any fast food chain

>>41025360
that was my point, same concept but worse

these are some really nice houses for the hood

IRyS... has never been on a highway in her life, has she?

IRyS...

she has no idea where ohio is, does she

Jp people just left after japan was done. those japs really dont care about anything else.

>>41025536
I don't know US states either but still saw the "OH" when she was zoomed all the way out. How did she miss that?

IRyS is from Loveland!

>>41025579
blindRyS plus no geography reps

>>41025482
It's Northeast Coast, the houses with the columns are a dead giveaway. But until she gets out of the residential areas and finds a damn highway, can't get any closer than that.

>>41025541
they’re just like Americans! Colour me surprised

She struggled enough with a small ass place like Japan. The gigantic USA that has miles and miles of nothing in large areas is going to kill her.

>>41025672
it's Ohio, I saw a US highway sign, good things to look for since a lot of states have custom ones, Ohio's literally has the shape of Ohio.

She can't stop thinking about lolis.

She keeps finding the all the children's areas! How?

it's Toledo for sure

>>41025800
She's just like me!

>>41025857
IRySoRelatable.

>>41025801
Predator instinct.

Toe led doe
ok I'll give her that one

>Toilet-o
IRYS NO!

>Catholic school girls!

>>41025762
Wait until she goes into full NIGHTMARE MODE and gets Canada.

Susan if your fucking stream dies again I'm VPN'ing to NYC

>>41026027
UWAAAAA

Will IRyS still be your oshi after she gets out of prison for lolicon-related charges?

IRyS is japanese.......

burguerbros...

>absolute nothingness

yes the US is huge

>>41026159
Yes. We can both be on the registry together!

everglades i'm guessing

>bike lanes
can't be that middle of nowhere
also
>bike lanes
I thought this was America

>>41025541
They're still in there, I know this is bait but quit being a faggot

man i want to be an US citizen. someone give me a green card please

>>41026416
Are you a cute girl?

>>41026229
That's what 70% of America is, anon.

florida is so odd, absolutely nothing then turn the corner into a Target

>>41026435
not a girl but i'm cute

>>41026492
then no deal

>she found the pre-school again
IRyS...

>From middle of nowhere, to A FUCKING PRESCHOOL

>>41026416
Just come here for vacation and never leave. Millions before you have done it.

>>41026492
Doesn't work then does it?

Only cute girls can marry for a VISA.

ironically Lawson was first conceived in Ohio

IRyS is getting a Brazilian wax.

wat

>Please come to Brazilian wax

>>41026651
Due to her massage envy?

Doctor...

>DR = Doctor
>ST = Saint

>>41026778
kek

>>41026651
she has never touched her pubes in her life

>>41026856
imagine the bush...

>>41026856
Yeah, cause the onsen burned them all off

>>41026856
>>41026936
IRyS is shaved bare

>meanwhile, outside IRyS' house

shes getting bored

>>41026856
Depends on whether Bae shaves.

my heart says bush but my brain says shaved

>>41027018
the US is just too big man

IRyS just put a marker down, being a few miles off on the entire continental US is pretty damn good. It takes a while to get to Joel level at Geoguessr

Alright, how close to your home is she searching Anons? Far, near? Nope?

DEEP IN THE HEEEEEAAAART OF TEXAAAAAS

>>41027073
neither do, they are asians with traditional asian parents

>>41027361
No one else names their shit after Sam Houston so even without the Lone Star flag near her location it's a dead giveaway.

>>41027360
I'm not American and I'm not Japanese either so pretty far.

>>41027360
The Ohio one she named a town pretty close to me and that made me happy

>>41027360
oceans apart

>>41027377
>traditional asian parents
>openly gay
Pick one.

>>41027360
far

IRyS you don't have to be a perfectionist, you're literally less than 1 mile from the mark.

>>41027508
YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDDDD >_<

>>41027508
I'm starting to think she might actually be good at this. I will let my wife plan all of the trips from now on.

This looks like the culdesac that the MC's house was on in the movie Dragon Wars: D-War. No I dont remember why I remember that, that movie is fucking terrible.

IRyS please...

she doesn't see the only state that looks like a dick
s-sugoi

>>41027834
In fairness US 41 goes all the way from the north to south, but judging by the environment it's either Florida or southern Georgia

IRyS...

>teamates are gators
>florida has gators
>she hates florida
>SHE HATES TEAMATES

i fucking love this...this fucking brat is making me lose my shit

>>41027631
I love my dumb and ignorant wife

How is she going to take longer to find Florida than she did Ohio...

no fucking way

I love IRyS even more.

haha get trolled you guys

trollRyS needs correction

>>41028149
She got me...

Now I want to see her do what Kiara did and try to name each state on a blank map.

>>41028322
She wouldn't even come close to her sadly...

>>41028322
She'd probably do as bad as me at that, which is to say bad, very bad.

She went through the southeast and listed off states but didnt follow the coast down towards Florida. Im choosing to believe she truly was (trying to) trolling.

>stops to read 69

Welp, we found Kaela's house at least.

>>41028539
to be fair the state name was obfuscated by the city names

>>41028678
True. But she literally followed along the southeast coast from the Carolinas toward Louisana and didnt follow it down through Florida. Thats why Im thinking she may have been trying to troll.

>why so big
yeah me

>Making her cry because of how big it is

There have been so many 'It's so big!" comments. I wonder if that IRyS sounds collection still gets updated

Why does breathy whispeRyS turn me on?

>>41029101
Because you love her.
Nobody else can make me feel the way she makes me feel.

her voice is amazing

I wanna party!

she's losing it

>Do you wanna party?
Why, yes. Yes I do.

>>41029158
Stop being right

If IRyS ever visits any of the EN girls, someone better tag her with a GPS chip because she might actually die of exposure if she gets lost.

>>41029101
Probably cause you've never touched a woman your entire life.

Hawaii
oh nyo

lol it's hawaii

>>41029323
You think I don't hate it too?
>Oh, IRyS.

This does actually look like hawaii's suburbs

Did she actually get Hawaii lmao

Yab

What the fuck

Hey look. Home advantage

>mountains
it is hawaii

>>41029342
Don' worry about it. She's going with brian and her bf.

she probably knows exactly where this is

>>41029390
100% its Hawaii.

>>41029449
Yea me

why did the game do it bros?

>>41029366
Don't project. Guess again

>>41029431
Even with that she didn't recognize it at first, though. Even though it was plainly obvious.

>>41029450
Fucking Kronii.

>Hawaii exists
Oh yeah, huh.

>>41029508
>she didn't recognize it at first
she was pretending

>>41029449
Which is me by the way.

The game knows

>zooms in instantly on the precise location of Hawaii

>>41029450
ahh... the times when we used to love Kronii

>>41029508
In fairness most people visit the city parts and the beaches of hawaii, not the suburbs area unless you have family there. And the city part of Hawaii doesn't look all that different from Okinawa.

>>41029606
She knows where that is

>>41029606
It's not like you can miss it like you can Australia

Oh hey I've been there

>>41029643
lmao

>>41029643
kek

And of course she located the school.

For the last 9 rounds she's had to pretend to be smart, now in an epic twist of fate she has to pretend to be dumb

dude... she is trying to pretend she does not know it. but she actually recognizes the place.

lmfao - shes trying so hard to make it not obvious she has an idea where she is on the map

>Yes, IRyS, Why?
I hate them faggots too

>>41029731
Does she or doesn't she? I honestly don't know. It's totally believable that she knows Hawaii but necessarily every place there

i feel bad for her desu

>YT being retards makes her think the rat is in chat just because she said the word Bay
I hate BaeRyS fags so much it's unreal.

VERY suspicious

So she is from honolulu

she likes it tiny tsk...

she is doing the pretending voice...

>>41029802
*not necessarily

>>41029802
Hawaii is pretty small

>>41029729
She blew it when she said it was Hawaii from seeing a bench.

>>41029835
I'M IN!

>>41029835
I'm in...

>>41029821
I mean if you're a hafu in the US, statistically you're probably from either Hawaii or Cali.

>>41029846
Has she been to this part though? She might not recognise it.

She missed Windward Nazarene on the map...

>>41029802
she is so tired. she chose honolulu by accident... just to get this over with.

>>41029835
Yeah mine

>>41029810
I liked the ship in the beginning, but its definitely worn out its welcome in the similar fashion that Takamori did. I hope they tell the fans to drop it soon.

haha it's tiny this is so easy
>>41029867
>>41029870
at the same time!

>>41029867
>>41029870
Too small to count it as in

>rent-free

>>41029893
clearly she does

>>41029893
she recognized most of it

>>41029922
Why not just put the flag straight down and move on then?
She's trolling again isn't she?

iryszuri i spent too long on, i need to move on to something else ;-;

https://files.catbox.moe/5jsozz.png

>>41029909
>I hope they tell the fans to drop it soon.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She sure is good at pronouncing these Hawaiian names. Weird.

>>41029856
That style bus stop is everywhere there, if you've been to hawaii you've seen them.

>>41029909
>I liked the ship

>>41029968
I like it

>>41029966
She's trying to pretend she's not from Hawaii

>>41030013
Everyone already knows she is

>>41029968
Very nice

>>41029968
pretty good, but why am i dead?

most hawaiians are from honolulu and if you're from honolulu you'd probably recognize the vegetation and mountains (and the benches). and kaneohe bay

>>41029968
nice

>>41030056
she clearly is from there. She was like "ok, lets try honolulu" and found it right away

tfw the closest I've gotten to my own house in geoguessr is like 10 miles in years of playing. irys speedran self doxxing

>>41029909
All the ships go belly-up if the girls clearly aren't actually that close.And kronmei's thing is that both of them are legitimately bisexual. Like, Bae's a good girl but just doesn't really click with IRyS.

pls play more

one more place to offset the yab

>>41029968
Nice

>there are places you can't show
What, are they afraid there's a 1 in a trillion chance you land outside of the house of a holo member by pure coincidence?

>>41030227
Ch*na

>>41030227
taiwan...

>>41030227
No. They are afraid of another Taiwan incident.

>>41030227
Probably has more to do with this

>>41030227
Nebraska...

>>41030240
I thought China isn't even on google maps

>>41030288
Taiwan is

is there even street view of china? with all the censorship and shit

>>41030288
hong kong and taiwan are. famous places map has several places in China also

>>41030227
Black people, anon. They don't want to show black people on stream.

JAPAN PLS

>>41030240
I can say for a fact there's next to 0 Chinese options to show up in the queue.

>>41030262
>>41030277
That's a lot more likely, I've gotten Taiwan more than a few times. It's really easy to recognize too, just look for the place that looks like China but has Japanese writing in places.

>>41030349
Hong Kong, Taiwan, whatever other satallite states China is butthurt about

>>41030227
>acknowledging Taiwan exists
Corpo scum NEVER want to risk this backlash.

>landslide

>>41030349
taiwan looks like Japan just slightly more shit

>>41030341
Can't risk another Blacked incident.

>>41030159
that was actually crazy.
but to be fair, the first time i played it i got really close to my house too. maybe the game uses some cookies

EU bros are asleep...she's fucked

It's France

>>41030468
The EU is massive. This will be fun.

why is she so racist..

And those stupid IRyStocrats want to pick a buss on tawain ...

>>41030490
Better than the vast emptiness that couldve been fucking Australia.

>I think a lot of places besides France speak French, right?
Yeah, France made sure of that. As the old saying goes
>An American travels abroad, sees the world is not like America, and is shocked by this fact
>A Frenchman travels abroad, knows the world is not like France, but declares it should be

>>41030553
Australia is pain if you end up in the middle of nowhere

>>41030490
smaller than USA though. much easier to differentiate countries than US states though, or Japan prefectures

>>41030543
They're antis

>>41030508
Half white + half Jap = unlimited power

>Europe is just a foodless burgerpunk

>>41030553
>not wanting her to land next to Niggerhead Mountain or Chinaman's Knob

>>41030490
It's about the same size as the continental US, but at least you can narrow down what country you're in by the language.

>>41021922
I Love IRyS. That is all.

>>41030508
i love her natural racism

She... has never heard spoken French, has she?

N

>>41030686
She did a cute French accent in her Another Eden shill stream.

>She found the N's

>>41030726

>>41030750
Nafris?

too many Ns lmao

>>41030751

IRyS pls, just look for Troyes on the map first, it's a big place

>in the d zone now

>>41030801
Sounds like France

>Nice chair squeak

>>41030828
50 bucks says she pronounces it 'Troy-Yes'

France is uglier than I thought

Add cardinal directions to the list of things she doesn't know

>>41030654
Forgot the image.

>>41030939
We're just staring at a bush

>>41030891
Fucking called it.

>>41030891
Congrats

>>41030960
Yea mine

>>41030940
I like getting France in geoguessr because some French cities are total shitholes and it makes me glad to know that USA isn't the only wealthy country whose cities look so awful and dirty sometimes
also there's a reason paris syndrome is a thing

>>41030985
It's pretty sad how the satellite imagery is so out of date.
Most places have likely completely changed since then.

The French is frying her brain

>>41031032
*street view imagery

>>41030891
How'd you guess? She's usually so good at pronouncing foreign words

>>41030985
She was playing Japan earlier and there was an area there that looked pretty freaking run down as well. Took me by surprise a little.

Why are french words pronounced like you have a shlong on your mouth.

>>41031075
Was that the bit that was on an island? I can see that.

>de shoot

>>41031107
The language of love everyone

>>41030939
Yes. 90% of Paris is actually a third-world war zone. There's literally a term for this called 'Paris Syndrome' coined by Japanese tourists who had this vision of 1890s Paris as some magical fairytale city and spent their first day getting mugged, scammed, and accidental stepping on used heroin needles.

If you do want to go to France, I'd recommend Lyon. Most cities are shit and most people in the rural areas will hate you.

>>41031032
most of france is beautiful to be fair, especially the countryside. but most of USA is fine also
>>41031075
even the noticeably poorer areas in Japan are at least kept pretty clean, usually. They do put their trash out on the curb pretty much everywhere in Japan though which sometimes looks ugly

>>41030939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Her inner American appears

>>41031313
Yeah me

>A roundabout
I bet Americans haven't seen one of them before

>>41031351
They're here too

I secretly want to watch a 12 hr stream, but I know it's impossible due to her schedule.

>>41031366
I know.
It's a joke.

>>41031351
"America doesn't have ____." is always an incorrect statement.

>>41031351
They've been popping out everywhere in my city for no reason lately, in places that don't even need them.

>>41031351
I drive through 3 every day on the way to and from work

>>41031351
They are actually becoming more common in the US. I hadn't experienced one until last year though.

>>41031410
You have the same problem Britain has then. A mini roundabout somewhere that serves no fucking purpose whatsoever.
>Why is it there?
Nobody knows. Just to be awkward I suppose.

>>41031351
roundabouts always remind me of those old star wars tom tom commercials

>>41031481
Yes exactly that, they took out stop signs at the elementary school near me and put little roundabouts so cars don't have to stop and kids can't cross the streets safely anymore.

>>41031661
>kids can't cross the streets safely anymore.
good, survival of the fittest frogger style

IRyS found the animez

that idol meeting? me

soon...

DINO CRISIS?

I need to pee too.
>I'll race her again

IRyS please piss in my mouth

She went to the meeting. On me.

>>41031955
Piss kiss!

anybody got a screenshot of her face, for archiving purposes

Unfortunate. Should have pissed in my mouth longer, IRyS.

de bussy

BussyRyS...

>bussy

>>41032276
Yeah, mine

IRyS is STILL going?

I'm actually crying

>>41032314
Yes? It's only been four hours

>>41032314
Expect another 2 hours or so. Shes still got supers to do after the last 2 spots in the game.

enchanted by a children's park
>I know where our next date will be

>where's your child
>you must have a child
Oh...

She said it again!

I think we can all agree it's more fun if we don't translate for her.

she seemed bored in the US map, but she seems to be into the EU map

whats funny about "debussy"?

>>41032588
mine

>>41032560
She still wouldn't be able to pronounce it correctly even if someone were helping her anyways. kek.

>>41032576
US map was WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING. (Though still not as bad as canada.)

>>41032588

>>41032576
The US is big expanses of emptiness and broken roads

Add "counting" to the list of things Irys can't do

>commie blocks surround her
>AH KAWAII!

>>41032750
OURryS

>>41032750
those aren't commieblocks america-chama

She gets intimidated by size real easy...

Cant believe she got covid twice.

man she's dying

Literally looking at my city. Let's see if I can recognize where she is.

>How do I locate Sweden?!
I love her.

IRyS found the BL

Leave it to IRyS to make Geoguessr BL.

>>41032949
She is in Europe. There's got to be some gays somewhere

>Until you realize that you're an NPC to other people
Like 99% of this board will never realize this.

>Welcome back

Well it looks soulless so it's probably Stockholm. Even Swedes hate the place

>>41033025
>most of /vt/ are socipaths
95% of our threads declare how much they want everyone to get raped and/or die in either order; kind of a giveaway.

>>41033025
You're an NPC to other people but that's their fault for not playing

>>41033025

>>41033180
to be fair there's a lot of people that should be raped and killed

God I just want to vomit whenever I look at Stockholm

>>41033180
to be fair, there's a lot of people who aren't serious

>>41033256
Many of them schizos lying dorment in this very thread

>>41033180
i should be raped and killed

She took art history because it is easy

>she is still streaming
absolutely based

>Linate airport
Yeah that's Milan, or at least really close to it

I seriously did not think she would like Geoguesser this much

>>41033642
does she like it?

>>41033642
It's pretty comfy to just watch her travel about and talk about whatever.

>>41033642
she should play with mumei

>>41033686
Mumei would ragequit when she doesn't know where Australia is

maybe IRyS likes detective puzzle games

>>41033642
Streamers that really get into it have a lot of fun. There's a reason Joel from Vinesauce has had 25 streams of it in the last few years

IRyS is visiting my city. Later nerds.

>>41033720
Mumei actually did really well. She even found her way in Canada even those there is literally fucking nothing in Canada except giant forests, canoes, and serial-killers.

>>41033642
i am sure she likes it because she is basically playing along with us, if she was alone she wouldn't like it as much

she changed the thingy again lol

>Mori's basically relapsed into alcoholism
>Fauna's malnourished vegan body was scrawny enough to get hammered on half a beer
>Mumei's doctor literally told her she was running herself into the ground and had to choose between university and streaming because she was at risk of breaking down from exhaustion
>Kiara is no longer even bothering to disguise that she's a nymphomaniac
>IRyS is sick and still streaming for us for 6 hours, plus whatever else she has to do
Why are the EN girls so bad at taking care of themselves?

polbros...

>>41034101
Labor of love, anon.

>>41034101
Piggymate?

>>41034101
IRyS isn't that sick. She's coughed a bit today but overall sounds good.
That cough should disappear.

How much would you buy IRyS for?

>>41034212
3 cows and 5 goats

>>41034212
Whatever she's asking

>>41034212
6

>>41034212
I got about treefiddy.

Do you think we should tell IRyS that hookers have unions in Europe? Or too YABAI?