/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I can't get over the fact that Machina x Flayon was the monkey manager.

Can you fucks learn to break fast!?

>>41033773
I am the last gay Bettelhead.

>>41033773
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>41033818
kek

>>41033823
AMEN

SHINRI MAMA LOVE! PLEASE PRAY FOR MY MAMA SHINRI HES GOING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1614513583693651969

>>41033773
Your opinions on vanguard
>on reveal
>first stream
>now

>>41033815(me)
>Bake*
I don't want to bake threads anymore... I just want to shitpost...

>>41033823
Amen.

Leader got a harem of kouhais.

>>41033845
its happening again...

CLOWN LOVE

>>41033874
R

Image summary of today's Vanguard streams
https://twitter.com/_mamaprofennn/status/1614502357605441536

>>41033874
CLOWN GURO

>>41033861
its what he deserves

>>41033606
He was? I don't know what happened but I'm glad he's here.

>>41033614
Nah, I like the cute drone one with the bunny ears better.

>>41033845
If he really didn't eat anything other than chicken wings his anus will burn

>>41033845
there will be so much blood...

Did you start playing FF14 to play with leader?

>>41033846
I dunno anon, seems a bit too on the nose with the OP reply there

>>41033861
he really won the shota....

>>41033845
Does anal with spicy diarrhea feel good for the dick?
Asking for a friend

>>41033910
You haven't watched the monetization stream, have you?

>>41033858

i was baking but your power-level is much higher than mine.

thank you anon take it easy

>>41033566
their engrish is so cute and funny tho

honest to god the holoID girls are so great and I'm glad to be their hako oshi. i dont usually hako oshi outside of stars but every single one of those girls is the freaking tops and so damn adorable. who is scouting these girls because they are all so damn good. sorry for off topic but im just greatful for them, and how good they've been to the boys as well.

WAIT that's not a small metal piece on his neck, that's just a weird shine??? Time to fix my drawing then.

>>41033933
Yes

>>41033976
Made for monkeh shota dick

>>41033980
That's where his head disconnects from his body, like Rikka

>>41033910
they were probably really lenient with him because he was meant to debut with HQ and that fucker pushed it as far as he could
stupid fucking kusogaki <3

The Fuyu no Hanashi song from hakka karaoke it's so fucking good he singed that shit like it was meant for him

>>41033933
yes...I thought I dropped it for good too

>>41033962
Nope, I was taking a nap earlier. I'm catching up right now.

AXEL I KNOW YOU'RE HERE Hope you're feeling better soon bro

>>41033939
Machi likes him enough to do an entire drawing stream of him… to talk about what an inspiration he is and how he’s boyfriend material…

>>41033861
So he really is an isekai protagonist...

>>41033982
we should have known he would love leader so much when this happened

>>41033982
be careful not to show this thread on stream, machina X flayon

I wonder if Hakka is addicted to
>Coca-Cola
Since he is a spic and all

>>41034011
An ojisan Flayon's neck with his mechanical parts wrapped around his dick while his head licks the balls!!! T o T

>>41033874
A

>>41033874
You JUST said you were going to bed, Bettel. You lying slut.Looking forward to the comfy zatsudan tomorrow

>>41034023
Are there really any evidence that there were plans to debut more than four Stars in Summer other than the Summer\Winter triangles thing?

>>41034093
Call me Maki!

>>41034091
>made a FFXIV character just to cheekily follow him around when Altare still couldn’t publicly acknowledge him

>>41034120
That what they call the white powder over there?

>2AM EST
Fuck. I'm the last straight brotuber viewer now...

>>41034167
never
machina x flayon

Going to bed, dreaming of my beloved birb. Nighty /MANS/ ~

>>41034180
That's how they call Coke there

>>41034167
It's Machina x Flayon. Bear this name well.

>>41034195
I fucked your wife, John.

>>41034188
Yes you are now go to sleep.

>>41033980
He's wearing a latex choker.

My beloved Aniki...hope you are getting well soon o7

>>41033861
>grooming his new guildmates right from the start this time
sasuga leader…

>>41034216
Good night, sleep well. Hermanito love!

>>41034167
Flayflay...

Machi love!

Which episode did Flayon make the monkey noise in? I only started watching the boys a month ago...

>>41034281
He failed to groom Vesper... but this time he will not fail!

>>41034274
He's so tiny, I wanna eat him.

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1614479588033462274

cute japanese people with real life children

>>41034308
#10 I believe, it was edited out tho

>>41033982
Timestamp for when he showed up?

This cute boy survived because he was too autistic to actually speak up in a call that he thought wasn't live, what a dumb cutie

>>41034023
well he also didnt technically say a word. so, Magni saved him. he really owes the man.

sushi time machi

This is serious do any of you know how to stop yourself from being menhera? Literally all I do all day is think about him, and if I'm not thinking of him then I'm thinking of how to make YT content so I can join Holostars and get closer to him. I fantasize about cooking him a well done burger, I want to sleep and cuddle with him, I want to tell him how much I love his red anime hair while I run my fingers through it. I even think about kissing him on the lips despite being a straight man. I'm disgusted by the fact that if I ever meet him he'll hate me after I express how much I love him. I'm afraid he'll do a yab that offends me, last time this happened I thought about it for three days and I love Flay a million times more than this other person. Please help.

>>41034308
The Raft, episode 10. But it was edited out.
https://streamable.com/4xg8dq

>>41034308
Raft episode 10, it's in the video tab on Axel's channel since is a reupload. But the monkey noises part was edited out, you gotta look for the archive if you want the full part, but here is the clip of that moment https://streamable.com/4xg8dq

>>41034386
>>41034400
jesus christ magni really did save his ass

>>41034380
MEDS RIGHT NOW

>>41034380
go jack off until your dick falls off

>>41034380

>>41034149
No lol
Magni explained it. HQ only met VG during the last quarter of the year, after he drew Floburbius Glex.

>>41034354
That screenshot is from someone ingame, but he shows up in the crowd right at the end before leader finished the stream, he gets close to leader and jumps in front of him

>>41034400
everyone calling it monkey sounds, thats 100% someone masturbating

>>41034174
cute ToT I wonder if they will be able to play together

>>41034380

>>41033136
based hienfucker
SHINRI LOVE

>>41033823
AMEN

>>41034354
I appeared at 3:19:51 in the VOD, since I am so smoll you may not see me jumping though...

>>41034499
Yeah, I know that. But still.

Of all of the boys to have played Space Station 13 in the past, I would have expected Vesper to be the guy and NOT Flayon. Although a femboy RPer would fit into a portion of its target demographic I guess...

>>41034380
i draw to cope.

>>41034380
Unironically take a long break.

>>41034573
>femboy
>flayon
MEDS

>>41034565
Get out of here Machina before myself and a bunch of other anons rape you

>>41034517
How realistic is that the screenshot was taken by Machina x Flayon?

>>41034380
huh

>>41034614
Share some of your drawings onegai

>>41034386
>>41034400
just realized axel said "we're love" the first time kek

>>41033845
Why did I immediately imagine him taking a shit while growling?

>>41034565
APPRECIATE MY MATING PRESS FLAYON

>>41034380
how many key chains and stickers did you buy?

>>41034710
Gonna start off with growling but end with crying

Alright so for any guys that are left is Shinri in the shirt off praying to God stage or is he in the gripping his legs as hard as he can stage of shitting?

I want to be by Magni’s side forever… I want to hold him at night and whisper to him about how much I love every little thing about him… I want to reassure him that I’d never leave him… I want to be eating breakfast with him and offhandedly comment on how cute his bedhead is, or how much I love his eyes even when he’s just woken up… I want to let him know that even when he’s too tired to continue doing anything else, he can always come back to me and be held in my arms and I won’t ask anything more of him…

Hakka believes that bizarre is translated as bizarro... Someone give him a dictionary

Yo i just found out Axel visits /MANS/ threads is this true or is it another rrat. also, source?

/MANS/, why is Nowa Oji so cute?
His laugh and giggles cheer me up every single time. His model isn't that great but for some reason he relays his emotions to us so well. His little gasps over anything cool makes me want to hug him so bad. I get excited when he gets excited. When he gets upset or angry, it makes me want to comfort him and tell him that everything is alright.
When I'm not having a good day, I think of Nowa Oji comforting me and giving me a big warm hug too. He'd be such a great and loving husband. I have days where I don't even feel like lewding him because he's just so endearing. He's so aware of what needs attention, like how he's afraid of Axel feeling left out in the MSPaint meme drawing and him accompanying Magni during his Mortuary Assistant stream. He knows how much Altare had went through at such a young age and truly, deeply cares for him as well as the rest of his buddies. He's such a genuine individual.
I hope he has a good day. I hope he feels happy spending time with the boys and us fans. He truly deserves everything in this world. I'm really so happy to be a Vestie.

>>41034791
*steps on you like a bug* oops! heehee

>>41034812
Fuck off tourist

>>41034659
Haha but no, it was by a fan who discovered him
https://twitter.com/hikaru_clipper/status/1611303079474765826

>>41034812
Do your archive reps

>>41034820
WHORE

>>41034174
it's not a new character. he renamed his old one and picked up the Machinist job just to make a cameo. still cute though...

>>41034812
just a rrat :^)

>>41034791
even if you’d do this he’d never love you

>>41034798
Literalmente significa extraño , que es sinónimo de bizarro asi que realmente esta bien traducido

>>41034842
Gotcha. Would be funny though.

Machi locking his legs around Altare and clinging to him while Altare cums inside him…

>>41034400
Shit that was closer than I expected. One more second and he would've actually spoke. Magni came in clutch there.

>>41034940
Uooooohhhhh impregnating Flayon's little boywomb ToT

>>41034940
UOHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVING MACHI AND LEADER SEX

>>41034774
gripping stage with sex bear growls so loud, the neighbors' walls vibrate...

>>41034862
Can you see old character names on people's profiles? Asking for his safety as well as mine.

>>41034677
this general sees plenty of my shit, ill save the yume drawings and character scribbles to myself

>>41034995
>sex bear growl
We don't do this when we're fighting for our lives on the shitter. It sounds more like a wounded animal than anything with desperate questions to God about why he

whats the thing called when people eat sushi off a woman in japan?.... i need to do some research.

>>41035172
nyotaimori

>>41034798
Bizzarro means "Excepsional" on its original meaning, Its on the Quixote and the Cantar of Mio Cid

>>41035014
no. unless somehow google has a cache of your profile.

>>41034982
leader taking advantage of flayon's admiration to turn him into his personal toy... having sex when no other guild members are around and leader manipulating flayon to not tell anyone else ToT

>>41033982
For anyone looking for which stream this was, this was on leader's ffxiv vod titled starting shadowbringers (patch 5.0). It's not this exact screenshot on the stream but you can see him appear at around 3:19:40 for anyone interested

>>41035211
Thanks! I was afraid I'd have to change my name several times like you do on Steam if I wanted to wash my chuuni name away.

>>41033982
This is adorable. I hope we get to see them play together someday

Good afternoon Axel!

>>41035315
Flay is Altare's little secret ToT

>>41034798
Maybe you should get one

>>41034894
I dunno anon

>>41035315
I think Flayon is old and horny enough to realize that he's being manipulated by Leader but he just plays along anyways. Flayon also secretly masturbates to leader's asmrs in the R-TRUS and even hides some of leader'ss personal belongings there

Oh my god
His sphincter is tightening way more frequently than normal
I think his asshole is burning so he's involuntarily massaging my dick every second

Damn now I gotta learn Nihongo, Australian, and Spanish

I still think about how we lost our Ame vs fights loreanon right around the same time Vanguard started preparing for debut

>>41035611
What if we lose our fujos around the time EN3 debuts...

Since tomorrow's Sunday do you think Vesper will finally upload a weekly schedule

>>41035680
Don't worry, if Ame can still post /here/, the EN3 fujos can too!

>>41035680
>EN3 at least partially composed of /MANS/ fujos
I don’t know if this is a terrible idea or a great one.

Shinri's mama lamenting his death
https://twitter.com/2tkinfo/status/1614524054375141376?s=20&t=boTgkSx88KaziMHjTjR-cQ

>>41035760
Ah he had a good run

>>41035756
Imagine a Bettel ryonanon getting in kek

>>41035680
man if one of the EN3 girls leaks her browser like Axel and she has only /MANS/ tab open and bookmarked too... imagine the shitstorm kek

>>41035808
yeah, i’m thinking based

ENTER HAKKA IN RIO'S STREAM
https://youtu.be/kcIKjac5pwo

Do any of you handsome chads mayhaps have a link where I could watch the HQ memory stream?

>>41035872
God, this bird is too fucking cute.

Rio's singing a song for Hakka that will help him sleep ToT

>>41035461
I could get behind this pairing... They're both so cute ToT

How were the monetisation streams?

>>41035973
I have to see what the hell Magni meant by “Altare and Flayon sound like two Siris talking to each other” first.

>>41035995
Hakkas was the best, rest were kind of forgettable unless you like the gorilla mane chan meme or Shinri snake.

>>41036015
Magni is just jealous that Flay ended up becoming more attached to Altare than him considering how many thirsty posts he's made since their reveal kek

>>41035995
Hakka's karaoke was great. Went feeling lukewarm about this gen to being a hakkito

>>41036095
>Magni keeps mentioning my tummy, isn’t that weird? Anyway, isn’t Altare toootally boyfriend material? He’s so considerate and thoughtful and sweet and…
kek now that you mention it

>>41036198
Well Flay already established that he doesn't really like the horny comments that much and would like to dial back on them, so Magni's approach is incorrect if he wants to get into that shota bodysuit

>>41035872

can yall throw my man a suscription. hes been streaming for like 7 hours and is trying to get to 102k,

>>41036198
>Magni steals his daddy
>Leader steals his cocksocket
Balanced, as all things should be.

>>41036297
I am already subscribed to him on all my 5 accounts ;_;

I love these brotubers and their cute brotubing!

>>41036297
I am already membered brother

>>41034380
Once you realize just how menhera you are, you never really stop....

>>41034812
It was actually photoshopped KEK

>>41034380
Magni...........

>>41034120
Anon the amount of soda we drink would make a pediatrician faint on the spot

>>41036198
kek hey at least he will probably end up getting his praise when flay draws him eventually

Anyone one else feeling tired yet oddly energetic? I've never seen a debut before until this week. I feel like I've both simultaneously known these boys forever and only for a few hours. What a fucking week.

I still can't believe the monkey...

I am the last shotacon Machiknight

I know I shouldn’t, but I keep thinking about taking Hakka’s innocence… I wanna cradle him against me as I jerk him off! ToT

>>41036955
I actually can't sleep because I crave more clown.

>>41037025
SILENCE WHORE, YOU WILL NOT LAY A FINGER ON MY HERMANITO

>>41036955
the HQ boys monetization streams were so much fun and getting to know them was a blast just like this… i’m glad you’re enjoying! meeting new tempus members is honestly exhilarating and makes me love the OG boys even more while embracing the newbies

>>41037025
Don't even think about it.

>>41036955
I become more of a NEET for Tempus debuts. I'll probably fall back into my healthier habits but lately I keep staying up for their streams and thinking of them

Ryona chads are we winning?

>>41034400
I remember seeing this live, kinda crazy so how long ago were the new boys locked in then? Also damn if Magni hadn't come in with the clutch manager blame Machina x flayon would have been fired on the spot Jesus Christ that lil nigga owes Magni his ass forget his life he owes Magni that bussy

>>41033818
I don't get it

>>41037208
Actually winning, Bettel is begging for our loving gut punch and choking

>>41037255
>Jesus Christ that lil nigga owes Magni his ass forget his life he owes Magni that bussy
Sure Magni.

>>41037123
>>41037156
I will gently make love to Hakka and you will all watch and enjoy it.

So are we still calling mane chan monke manager?

>>41037412
that damn brat destroyed my illusion... NEEDS IMMEDIATE CORRECTION

>>41037025
good night

>>41037412
Of course, she accepted the title, OG will always be Flayon tho

>>41037296
Bettel reluctantly pulling open his shirt to show the painful bruises all over his belly so you can take pictures to blackmail him with after…

> clown's zatsu overlaps Magnoir and KroniCalli's stream

how can a Vesttemite(me) support them?

Why aren't there any ryona Flayon posters?

>>41037537
threadreading

>>41037537
use Holodex's MultiView

>>41037537
Watch both at the same time, obviously.

>>41033773
Hey dumb dingo I know you’re /here/ what happened to playing dragon quest 3? Pull your head out of your ass and get those perms. Also play the super famicom version 5e switch version is shit.

>>41037537
Open one stream on your PC and the other on your phone.

>>41037587
There’s no real fun in hurting him.
Hakka, on the other hand…

>>41037537
Go outside and find new friends

Does Flay love leader platonically or sexually

>>41037607
hes waiting for the remake clearly
WHERES MY UPDATE ON THAT SQUARE YOU PIECES OF SHIT

>>41037656
STOP.

>>41037685
I am going to take off his Geta and make his feet bleed off!

If only Axel could get around the perms and stream the jrpgs in japan...

>>41037504
ToT Artists, onegai!

im glad no one wants to hurt my mama... except for those hot sauces

could anyone please share fanart of magni getting railed please. thank you

Since there are high chances that Bettel is /here/ and reading all the clown posts, what would (you) want to say to this pathetic being?

>>41037842
Nah, even censored it can get me in trouble, I can post this tho

>>41037844
Keep the info you see /here/ contained jobber. Otherwise I'll make even worse things happen to you in the fics.

>>41037659
Flay's love.is pure, he hasn't said anything sexual about leader

>>41037727
Not if I beat you up first

>>41037844
I’m mostly just funposting when I say I want to do terrible things to you. I do want to see you get raped by ugly bastards though.

>>41037943
I don't fear you

>>41037844
I want to stab you (affectionately) and see you bleed out (lovingly)

>>41037844
I think you're funny and you've made my week bright! I'm excited to get to know you during zatsu tomorrow and I will 100% be thinking about you being passed around like a rag for money. Not even that much money, pocket change really.

>>41037844
hi bettel, i really do respect your ability to turn any situation into a comedy. im glad youre gonna have some time tomorrow to slow down and we can get to know you more. it's been a mental week for you i imagine but your flubs have captivated an entire new audience. you built up a great momentum for vanguard. your squeaky voice is nice, i like it. keep being you
i also want to put you in a bottle, shake it violently, and throw it across the room.

>>41037844
Do a karaoke stream jobber jester

>>41037844
Please don't collab with females
You're the chosen one. Our last yumejo's hope

>>41037844
I want to forcefeed Bettel all the foods he hates, watch him vomit all over himself and then punish him for making a mess by making him consume his own vomit!

>>41037844
Absolutely. 90% of EN streamers are here, especially corpos.

>>41037844
I want to feed Bettel his favorite ice cream

>>41038279
Make sure to feed him strawberry ones.

>>41038204
One one hand, you get a loyal fan base that will shower you in money, praise, attention, and support. On the other hand, they'll write DEGENERATE fantasies about you on Korean manwha websites.
I think the choice is clear

>>41038246
He can only take tiny bites and has a sensitive gag reflex… be careful anon… ToT

>>41038312
No! He hates those
I'll feed him the peanutty flavor

>>41037844
I like seeing you in pain. It is funny

>>41038320
HQ already has degenerate fantasies here and in ao3 tho?

>>41038351
Based.

>>41038320
Yes. I couldn't care less what this man does IRL, he could be in a polyamorous harem with 8 people.
But I just don't want to see it on stream. Fulfill my yumejo fantasies and I'll empty pockets for you

>>41038406
Anon, we both know he’ll be playing Mario Party with Mori the day after the collab ban is up.

>>41038336
That's the whole point. We need to torture him so he bends a knee for us.
>>41038320
When you have wide audiences, degenerate shit is inevitable. You either embrace the shit flinging or lose audience.

>>41037844
WHERE is my acrylic debut stand you SLUT! Let me spend money on you!

>>41038449
But I don't want him to graduate...

>>41038449
Why do you want the clown to RTA his graduation?

>>41038406
Sorry my dude, we got a collab planned by the end of the next week

>>41038476
Don't worry, Magni will sacrifice himself again and break his back

>>41038461
I'm not into ryona

>>41038519
No... It'll be his spine next...

>>41037844
Keep trying weird things, you're hilarious when you're failing things.
Choose your collabs carefully, don't make yourself an accessory of any other vtuber and make sure to tardwrangle chat.

>>41038568
>make sure to tardwrangle chat.
I don't know why but I can't picture him doing that, there have been like 3 streams from him and I can only picture as the internet funny man we all laugh at

>>41037844
I love you
that's all

>>41037844
Please become SsethTzeentach of Holostars.

>>41037844
If your chat is going to end up anything like Magni's, don't feel bad about tardwrangling them. All of us hate the attention whoring supas and discmites, they only represent a very vocal and persistent minority. Lay down your own boundaries as you like.

>>41038449
I really hope that if Bettel ever does play Mario Party he ends up winning. His maxed luck stat would only be good for playing Mario Party.

>>41038606
There are going to be collab-beggars, attention whores and "OMG LOL HE'S JUST LIKE [insert name]" and other kinds of idiots who'll appear eventually. His pretty model will attract a lot of underaged kids too so it's crucial.

>>41038606
I don't think there's too much to wrangle at this point. All the lewd stuff is /here/ and I doubt ryonafags are biting at the bit to carry that over. Though calling it now, he's going to have backseaters like a mf.

>>41038665
... or as his "luck" always goes, he has to graduate but for the most hilarious reason with the funniest graduation ever...

>>41038606
I think he can be blunt sometimes when he wants to. The Jerry bit for example. He was pretty blunt and "Jerry is dead, stop asking about it" even though it was a joke

>>41038758
That was a flawless way to lay it down no hard feeling from chat and it ends the run-on joke

>>41037844
I wish this was you Bettel :)

The Flayon lore drop fucking mind broke me. I can't fucking believe >we technically met him over three months ago and never realized. What the fuck.

over the last couple of days we got:
>axel’s /MANS/ bookmark
>magnoir canonization
>formation of altare’s new harem
>reveal of flay as the monkey manager
>hakkacoin skyrocketing in value
>bettel ryona surge
can’t wait to see what the future has in store for tempus…

Do anons prefer Leader/Flayon or Leader/Shinri among the VG boys ships? I can see arguments for both.

GOOD EVENING AXEL! I'll catch up with your membership stream later on!

They need to fuse Vesper (God of zatsu), Magni (God of improv), Bettel (God of comedic timing) and Altare (God of tryharding and work ethics) into a single being, so we can have the ultimate vtuber

If you keep publicly posting screenshots of /MANS/ posts on Twitter I’ll fucking kill you. I will fucking kill you. Knock that shit off, containment breakers.

>>41039012
me/leader

>>41039012
I don't have any preference, any ship is food. Just like how I love all the HQ ships

>>41038987
>formation of Altare's new harem
Elaborate

>>41037844
we have femunicorns larping here, don't believe them, don't let them limit you, be the clown you were meant to be! Whether it's by yourself, with the girls or with your bros!

>>41039012
I'm more invested in Leader/Flayon, the FF14 cameo and drawing stream, you can't make that shit up.
Leader/Shinri seems more like funpositing and shitting on Altnowa but it's cute too.

>>41039012
I prefer Altare/Shinri because Leader deserves to be with a kind oji-san.
Also because Shinri won massive points today for me in his monetization stream. I don't think I've laughed that hard since Judge Magni. The snake and bear emoji spams coupled with anons describing that he sounded like a car engine mixed with ripping paper was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever had the pleasure of reading on this board

>>41039070
damn who is doing that?

Rio is sounding cute right now

>>41039070
link? Add them to the spreadsheet

>>41039089
it’s just a joke based on how much the VG boys seem to like him (flayon’s drawing stream, hakka saying he’s one of his biggest inspirations and blowing him a kiss, shinri talking about altare giving him advice and it being important to him)

>>41039070
is this the magmite? i know you're in here REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41039012
I'm actually starting to see potential in Shinri/Bettel, which is funny to me since I don't care much for its parallel ship (Magnoir).

>>41038568
>Choose your collabs carefully
this is the dumbest advice. Collab with anyone you want.

>>41039165
I swear magmites are like the chumbuds of this place

>>41039193
Holy shit, you just destroyed /cbdct/ with this one sentence!

>>41039165
Yes, it’s the magmite, but I’ve seen other people do it as well. I know you read these threads, so stop it, because I fucking hate you.

>>41039193
t.mentally ill hetshipper

>>41039070
>Man, those guys on 4chan are evil and saying gross things
>Let me bring those thoughts to otherwise oblivious people and make them uncomfortable
Vtubers aren't real and everything posted here is a work of fiction.

>>41039168
Interestingly enough, I think Bettel has purposefully not talked as much about the HQ boys as the other guys because he knows he has the sexy man model and doesn't want to see him shipped with the other boys, which is unfortunately inevitable with his model. Nothing wrong with that of course.

>>41039193
.t underaged shxtou fan

>>41039193
>Collab with anyone you want
Yeah, please collab with Mizkit bro!
In actuality, it's good advice to wait for his fanbase to settle before committing to collabs. The worst thing you can do when you start out is collab with people willy nilly without considering if you even have good on stream chemistry with them. It's also probably not wise to just jump on the girls so soon after the collab ban is over. It will only succeed in driving away yumes and also make others suspicious about your intentions.

>>41039165
https://twitter.com/magunismagnum/status/1614231305557876737
Why must magmites stick their noses where they don’t belong?

>>41039376
needs correction.

>>41039215
There's a difference between the free range magmites that exist /here/ and the caged discmites. The former are harmless and truly love and support Magni from afar. The latter thinks they're his mother and know what's best for him and never offer constructive feedback.

>>41033861
It's well deserved. He worked hard for this.

>>41039353
people dont become vtubers to try and collab with XQC or whomever is the substitute twitch friend for lonely 14 year olds retardbro

>>41039012
Altare and Shinri haven't had too many interactions that I remember and LeaderxShinri infringes on Altnowa too much for my taste

LeaderxFlayon is cute though

>>41039253
>>41039290
mindbroken

>>41039264
>Avoiding fujos
>Ends up with yumes with ryona fetish

kek

>>41039353
one of the reason i dropped magni for a short while, hes my oshi again and im looking forward to the monopoly collab but i hated when he used to collab with people he had no chemistry with. absolute snoozefest.

becoming friends with GIRL DM made that dogshit twitch weekend worth it

>>41039580
It's not gay if it's a woman shoving something up your ass.

I am watching the VG boys for the first time and started watching Bettel's monetization stream, and I thought I should share this with you: Bettel sounds and behaves exactly like Vizzini from The Princess Bride. Watch this clip and watch a bit of his stream and tell me I'm wrong. They even have the same faint lisp! And the way Vizzini immediately collapse and dies despite his confidence... https://youtu.be/rMz7JBRbmNo

>>41039264
Has Bettel talked about anything thats not food related

>>41039606
she was happy to be friends long before that and she was boring during the twitch collabs, but rpr and axel and vesper was the only great thing that came out of the twitch weekend shit

>>41039676
>Shoving play dough in his ears
>His notes
>technical difficulties
>His weird fans
Zatsu is going to be an eye-opening experience for us all and I'm ready to know the clown.

>>41035756
The only anons I know of in these threads that have outright said they applied are VomitKun (so nervous he threw up after submitting), SmokerAnon (who claims he speaks with a southern drawl ) and IrishAnon (who said he wants to stream during Euro hours).

>>41037844
despite being literally the opposite of a person that i wish to befriend i can't stop thinking about you and all your performances during your streams. great improvs and you really make my days! fuck you and fuck your food takes

>>41035995
Hakka's karaoke was very good, especially towards the end. That unravel cover...damn

I liked the other three as well though. Bettel's was fun, Flay's was creative, and Shinri's had some hilarious noises in it

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1614555981995978752

>>41039755
>Johnny Cash, Jacksepticeye and Bocchi

I doubt any of them will make it but good on anons for following their dreams

>>41037844
This is to any lurker here (I know 2/3 of you cunts lurk here if not post), but just do your thing. The worst thing a streamer can do is do stuff that they don't like. It makes the stream uncomfortable and boring while being happy and enthusiastic makes even seemingly boring streams interesting. If you want to play games with others occasionally then go for it, flippant shitters that cry about muhh collabs will find something else to bitch about even if you only keep to yourself, no need to pay them any attention if anything, I'd say a good chunk of them are just looking for drama i.e they're just drifters, and if they don't get attention here, they tend to copy-paste their retarded ramblings to YT comments and reddit. Just do whatever makes you happier, happy streamer=happy viewers.

JERRY IS A FUCKING DEADBEAT?!
A JERRYBEAT!!!

>>41039927
This WHORE making a beeline for those sweet clown thighs.

>>41039927
What is vesper even doing in Japan
Has he said shit besides obviously getting shitfaced off konbini tall boys
Has he gotten his new years fortune or taken the shinkansen like come on dude

>>41039952
thanks anon

>>41039927
Magni status????

>>41040058
trying to steal a chan obviously, he needs a wife to make his family happy

>>41040126
Preparing a sudoku stream

>>41039927
Vesper you whore.

>>41039927
This guild is full of WHORES!

>>41039376
kek magmite is truly the worst fanbase of tempus

Rio sounds like such a cute girl.

>>41040336
yea, no wonder magni is depressed, look at his fanbase lol

>>41039376
Why are americans like this

>>41040358
I'm sure all the good things outweigh the bad. Admittedly, being neck-deep in the cesspool of shit that is this board might warp perceptions

>>41040163
Imagine if he actually did a sudoku stream as a bit

we're the cutest, but at what cost....

Hakka was the first to drop an orisong
Axel...

Axel wyd

I still cant believe Flay was this close from graduating before the debut

>>41040541
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1614560013401600000

>>41039927
Poor Magni and his one sided crush... Vesper will move on to the next fool willing to take his cock and keep going until he's turned all the Tempus members into his thralls except Altare because that bitch doesn't even deserve a dicking

>>41040541
Fapping to Maguni lewds both genders

I had the idea to make a youtube account named Vesper's mom (so proud) and send him a superchat

>>41040763
Do you want him to quit vtubing forever? Is that your goal for this little bit of hee hee haha?

>>41040763
Do it pussy
Tell him to get married too

>>41039927
God, what a WHORE

Is there a vod for the 4 man collab floating around? Looks like something happened but I don't really care about that and just wanna watch some boys

>>41039376
God, I fucking hate magmites. No wonder Magni is so menhera

>>41041252
yeah, make a post on /int/ and I'll give it to ya

>>41041252
Just search for 'gofile' in the archive, takes like 5 sec

>>41041252
Axel accidently showed his browser while trying to play only the audio from a youtube video and his bookmarks were showing

I want to fuck the small robot

>>41041370
Not just bookmarked - he had /MANS/ open in another tab too. You could also see a good chunk of his email address and other things like links to perms spreadsheets.

>>41041622 (me)
Just realized I may have conflated this post with another one mentioning him having /MANS/ bookmarked when this one only mentioned bookmarks in general but yeah

>>41041585
based and same.

does the nijimales thread has as much fujo/yumi/homoposting as /mans/ does?

uh
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1614575165236727808

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1614575165236727808
FIIIIIIIINNNDDDD EEEEET

>>41034400
I clipped the full 4 minutes and 36 seconds of footage removed from the Raft VOD that was reuploaded to Axel's channel.
Gofile temp link here: https://gofile.io/d/1E2m3F

Knowing what we know now, you can see:
- How quickly Magni reacted to the situation (his quick wit & improv skills coming in clutch here)
- Them all absolutely shitting their pants once they realized what just happened/almost happened
- Magni offering "that's okay, what's manager-san gonna say, anyways?"
- Vesper coming up with the idea of manager-san bonking them live
- Magni going with "what's the worst that could happen, manager-san saying we didn't get perms? It's not a big deal," thus guiding everyone into treating it like it wasn't a big deal
- Vesper commenting on it being sus that their manager wouldn't know their schedule
- Magni saying it was because his manager can't keep up with all the streams
- Altare adding on that they tell him he streams too much all the time
- Vesper joking that it's a skill issue
- Magni saying it would be "hilarious" if it was his manager informing him of something like being rejected for Sega ambassadorship or "like the most depressing thing" (typical Magni "what-if" joke but may have been after imagining a different kind of rejection)
- Axel finding a hammer and joking about bonking manager-san for entering the voice chat
- Magni saying he legitimately thought he was gonna be scolded for something provocative he and Axel did earlier

I haven't rewatched Axel's first stream after the incident but I do remember that he brought up the manager thing and laughed about it (which reinforced the manager story, instead of just never acknowledging it again) and them being inconsistent about which manager they were referring to when it came up again later

Speaking of never acknowledging a yab again, I'm surprised Magni acknowledged Axel showing his head onstream and drawing any sort of attention to it for anyone who didn't already see it with their own eyes

>>41041902
WHO IS IT WHAT CLIP?
KEK

>>41041902
LMAO
Magmites are the worst

>>41041902
fucking hell

>>41041585
Sex while caressing his beautiful small boy hips

>>41039927
Maguni....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxe5OYlTNg
You guys are going to hell now

>>41041902
Reportedly from the vid description (I haven't seen the clip myself)

>>41041878
Some nijisis was asking where we get our porn. That was pretty telling.

>>41042082
Oga movie, here we fucking go

>>41041909
>we're love
You can hear the gears in magni's head turning very rapidly. I'm so glad they stuck with the bit until today.

>>41041909
Magni knows the VOD will be gone anyway

>>41042148
dyrbi

>>41042082
thanks for the reminder i almost forgot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxe5OYlTNg
Oga Birthday 3D live. Oga the Movie Birthday in Hell

>>41042082
Our whore is a movie star!!

god, bettel's monetization stream was a hoot. poor guy sounds so stressed out.

>>41042385
movie?

>>41042293
True, but I did see someone here asking about it, so it did spur some poking around from people who didn't know

>>41042446
Yes, he supposedly produced an entire movie for his birthday

>>41042385
Remind me of when Youtubers used to made movies based on their character, like AVGN the Movie.

>>41042385
>That fucking voice
Pure sovl, I love it already.

>>41042385
>shitty ass akira slide with oga being bigger then the bike
fucking kek

hopefully aniki has a good menshi in a few hours
gn /mans/

Is this the fabled perfect brotuber design?

I wanna hang Bettel up by his ankles and beat him with a mace.

Bossu is way too cool...

>>41042385
KINOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay. Whores can be cool sometimes

I can imagine Shiny Spicy doing this...

>>41042805
Of course they can, Bossu is the coolest guy in existence but he's also a member of holostars

ENTER (ME)

bossu, stick this banana in your mouth. actually get oga to put it in.

ded

SOVL

whores on the telly

>>41042860
I always knew that omaesans are whores

OGA VOICE SEXO!

Will you, /mans/?

ENTER THE 9TH MEMBER OF TEMPUS

>>41042998
don't judge me and my kinks

Epic anime battle

This is incredible

hi

This reminds me of a Kamen Rider episode this is great

A FUCKING LICHBEAT

KINOOOOOOOOO

WAIT, THE BAD GUY
IT'S A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>>41042998
Omaesans are into that tho

BROS HE JUST LEFT ME THERE HANGING

>>41042998
rape

>>41042998
OUGAMAN TASUKETE, GET ME OUT OF THIS FUNKY ASS CIRCULAR BINDING

>>41042005
Sauce

I hope Oga saves Omaesan.

Kek that monologue scene

I wonder if Tempus will also be in the Holostars Shack as well once they get 3D...

OMG BROS WAS THAT AN AKIRA REF-

HEY IT'S THAT MOTORCYCLE SCENE

is that a fucking dominator?

Oga Kakkoi

BTFO, BASU!

>>41043148
One of the promotional illustrations. I forget which one but I'm sure it's on the Tempus website.

this is so chuuni i love it

>>41043154
I hope they have sex afterwards him and Shien

Look at that little guy go!

LOOK AT HIM GO

God I love toku

bravo ougaman, amazing kamen rider episode

Kino

That was chuuni as fuck, but actually pretty enjoyable

FUCKING KINO LEADER TAKE SOME NOTES

On par with Japanese movie production values

What the fuck just happened

Hi Axel please rape my oshi

>>41043363
Tops some of them even.

>>41043384
The best Kamen Rider Ouga episode to date.

>>41043384
Ougaman saves the day and gives no fucks.

Song name?

>Basudei was played by Aruran
Based

>>41043384
i was saved and now i get to watch my oshi have sex with bossu. take that ame. bossu is topping

>>41043435
Night Light Side

>>41043191
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO

>>41043435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1If-U0SAXRM

>>41043057

>>41043551
little guys..