/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>40972623
Amen.

>>40972623
Amen.

>>40972623
Amen

>>40971853
I'm thinking back to these discussions we had back near debut about whether Magni (and to a lesser extent the other boys) gets horny from our hornyposts...

I'm also thinking of https://files.catbox.moe/6fgf4t.mp3
...and him observing this too. And that this clip exists. When he teased us about not recording, clearly knowing we would anyway.

This is too fucking meta. It's doing things to my brain... :_MAGLoading:

>>40972623
>8
AMEN

I find it interesting that Shinri is also doing a hit sauce stream for his monetization. There's already a lot of comparisons between him and Vesper since he also does morning zatsudans

Hey Axel watch this! *farts*

>>40972662
and Bettel doing handcam food making stream, and Hakka karaoke but thats pretty normal

>wake up
>remember yesterday wasn't a dream

>>40972662
I still want to think it's management doing. Not like full-on making him do it but light suggestions saying that it worked well for Vesper type thing.

>>40972662
I don’t watch new boys until 1 hour limit stream is over. So Idk about Shinri. Is it coincident that Shinri wants things exactly like this or is it manager thing again? Cause it’s retard.

We wont ever go back to how we were, are we?

AXEL TEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

we need an axel smell pasta

>>40972662
Don't know if it was him or management but he got Vesper's blessing at least

Hi Axel! Remember Portal 2? DMC3 part 3? DDLC? Yeah, me neither.

>>40972623
AMEN

Your brotuber looks at so much gay porn /mans/

>>40972797
The Hakka one isn't weird to me bc he really is a great singer, I hope he does many Karaoke streams. The Bettel one also struck me, but it isn't real cooking or art like Dez's monetization. Shinri really does seem like theyre trying to make him into Vesper 2.0 which doesn't seem fair to him

>>40972658
I still hate this

>>40972865
I think it's just getting suggestions from management and shitty debut week content. I'm sure Shinri will start diversifying his content the more he streams.

>>40972662
He said Vesper shared his hot sauces with him so...

I come home from work and see that my lovely birb has cooked up another music video. AHHH BIRB LOVE

>>40972967
Vesper seems really laid back and like he wouldn't be prone to jealousy.

>>40973014
we exposed them to more gay porn than theyve seen in their entire lives...

>>40973025
Which part?

Ok, since we talked about Bettel and Magni, do you think Shinri's model would fit Vesper and vice versa?

>>40973067
Press X to doubt for some of the boys (you know who)

Friendly reminder that (You) are the only non-Axel thread-reader. All the other posts, including this, is made by me, Axel.

>>40973034
I just think it's weird, hot sauce tasting stream was really unique so I wish management would suggest something unique for him too

>>40972662
He said that Vesper shared the sauces with him, he probably discussed with him about the ideas and got his blessing. At least he is doing asmr version with zatsu apparently, which is different than Vesper's

>>40973124
Vesper doesn’t stream so no discussion.

>>40973016
>really does seem like theyre trying to make him into Vesper 2.0
yea you definifitely got it anon, no other VTuber has ever done a hot sauce taste test before and Shinri wouldn't possibly want to try it himself

>>40973130
AIEEEE

I miss my husband. I hope he’s eating good food and having a good time in Japan!!

>>40973170
>AIEEEE
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40973132
Yeah, this'll be the third Tempus hot sauce stream. Vesper did say he wanted to subject everyone to it, but it still feels too soon for me for a repeat. Though I get that every boy's will be a bit different (and provide sufferkino fansa for different boys' fanbases) so...

>>40973224
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIIIIIIIIIIIIII EEEK!

>>40973130
ayo?

>>40973130
can't believe altare spreadsheet schizo was axel

>last thread full of retards arguing over who actually secretly hates being in Tempus
why are you all like this

>>40973377
sorry, Magni's menhera was contagious

tempus HQ love!!

>>40973377
/mans/ is synonymous with menhera
anon

>>40973377
we are easily swayed by our oshi's moods desuu donmai

Magni's really disappointed that he's stuck with Altare for the anniversary, huh

Just noticed that besides Leader, the only one who has chat rules is Machi.

If Altare’s gonna take break days to travel to Magni’s house then… what about my daily dose Altare? :(

Missed everything from last night.
Where should I start, was any vod removed
What should be my expectations?

>>40973512
What a cute little shit

>>40973506
Nah, they're fine

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>40973551
He hates his fanbase. I thought after that minecraft stream it'd be obvious to everyone

>>40973506
the vibes are going to be really off lmao.

>>40973551
....I just realized he won't be streaming while he travels

Flayon dissembling and rape.

>>40973569
No, I dont kiss ugly boys

>>40973551
do your vod reps lazy anon

>>40973170
>>40973224
>>40973308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDrRDChfBpU&t=28m29s

>>40973551
maybe his 3 am twitter space will come back

>>40973506
he's the jealous type and he WILL be jealous of Axel the whole time.

Jwu what did i miss in 12 hours?

>>40973707
Go back to sleep

>>40973707
Axel confirmed /here/

>>40973506
my almond crumbs... leader will massage the needy touch-deprived magni again!! ToT

>>40973377
yeah, we already know it’s vesper

>>40973744
giwtwm

>>40973506
I hope altare is he and that he sees that everyone prefers vesper over him
including his own genmates

>>40973377
Just like our /stars/ sisters who talk about Roberu hating Holostars.

Axel, this is your reminder to close this site for the evening. It's not healthy to spend your time here.

>axel's menshi post
HE HATES TEMPUS

>>40973506
Altare comforting magni when he hears about his membership stream with his soft kisses and hugs... ToT

>Axel's post
ahah abayo...

>>40973647
Watched it. I don’t get what you mean?

>>40973834
>>40973858
Tell us more... give us poorfags some crumbs... please...

>>40973495
I...I think this is the third time I cried for Magni (the other two being his back injury and his reaction to the fangame). I'm not sure how I should feel about this. On one hand, whee parasocial. On the other, human empathy. I hope he gets through this, and I also hope he can grasp that a lot of us do care about the guy on the other side of the computer screen, to whatever extent we can as random people on the internet.

I want to be by Magni’s side forever… I want to hold him at night and whisper to him about how much I love every little thing about him… I want to reassure him that I’d never leave him… I want to be eating breakfast with him and offhandedly comment on how cute his bedhead is, or how much I love his eyes even when he’s just woken up… I want to let him know that even when he’s too tired to continue doing anything else, he can always come back to me and be held in my arms and I won’t ask anything more of him…

>>40973896
stop dodging gifted

>>40973896
They're shitposting, it's nothing.

I swear I'm not parasocial but when Magni ends his membership streams with a kiss for us I melt

>>40973932
....uuhh.... can you do this but for me instead? i hope youre a girl btw....

>>40973896
It's axel shilling his membership

>>40973947
he hasn’t done that in weeks…

>>40973795
you don't know shit and should improve yourself

>>40973506
Imagine if we had gotten magnoir 2.0 for the anniversary special....

>>40973939
SC and membership is blocked in my country

Love you schizos in /mans/
Brighten up my day

>>40973980
;__;

>>40973977
i'm not axel desu yo

I know there's nothing wrong with Magni telling us he's closest to Vesper but it's going to make the anons and viewers schizo for a good long while

>>40973916
empathy is a human trait, and i think it's normal for us fans to feel sad that he feels that way. he probably needs assurance now more than ever, seeing as the new boys still have their debut buffs.
>>40974040
not a schizo but i hope you have a good day, anon.

>>40973939
How do you even dodge gifts at this point. There are literally hundreds given out every day

>>40974058
Proof it.

>>40974067
Until 2v2 cookoff
Magni will break hurt his back live and stop streaming

>>40974001
just move out of your country

Ya know, I know we joke around dingo being a lovable retard but I rewatched the yab and holy shit, Axel is legitimately making things unnecessarily hard for himself.
For starters, seeing as he only needed audio clips for the stream, all he needed to do was open up Audacity, record the audio, export that shit and rename it to whatever stream title and have it ready to plop into OBS.
But no, this idiot retard recorded his whole browser, thereby making it a video file, in which he then has to convert now into an audio file (which we could see in one of his tabs being CloudConvert, an online file format converter) to finally be used as a media source for OBS.
Fucking christ Axel, why did he make this unnecessarily annoying for himself. Also he already has OBS for screen recording, so why the fuck is he recording it with Shadowplay?

>>40974067
The only one going schizo for that is magmites. I doubt the others care.

Normally I only write down names for Altare's streams. However, today the VG boys are having their monetization streams and Altare loves them dearly, so I'm making an exception. If any of you fucking mouth breathing retards break containment in any of their streams, I'm putting your names down on this list and tracking you down on Twitter like the subhuman fucking animals you are.
Chu~

Did anyone record Hakkas twitter space? I can only find links for the HQ collab.

>>40974206
>assuming dingo knows any of that stuff
donmai....

>>40974256
I kneel.

>>40974256
S-sugoi

>>40974256

>>40974206
>For starters, seeing as he only needed audio clips for the stream, all he needed to do was open up Audacity, record the audio, export that shit and rename it to whatever stream title and have it ready to plop into OBS.
I doubt Axel would understand this, and Mane-chan is no less retarded so.

>>40974256
the spreadsheet schizo isreal....

p-palestine....

>>40974256
isreal
i kneel

>>40974262
Last thread.

>>40974286
They should really hire at least one tech guy for management to call into whenever there's a problem

>>40974067
it's going to fuel a lot of altare anti-posting during offcollab but we'll be good after that

>>40974256
godspeed altschizomvy

>>40974256
ISREAL

>>40974256
BASED SPREADSHEETSCHIZO. I KNEEL.

>>40974256
POST THE WHOLE SPREADSHEET RIGHT NOW

>>40974256
BASED

>>40974256
>Mention of rabbit hole, potential 4chan whistleblower
KEK this made me laugh as someone who knew about the rabbit hole meme before coming /here/

>>40974256
>rabbit hole
that shit is universal at this point anon

We're behaving now no?

>>40974256
newfag here. what's the spreadsheet for? record of ppl here and joining in stream chat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92-yFcZhxZo

Shinri's spicy waiting room is up.

>>40974262
share the hq goodies with me too anon i was at work :(

>>40973744
>>40973851
Almond cuddles ToT almond sharing the bed! ALMOND!!

Once the collab ban is lofted what are you hoping for/looking forward to?

Since Magni is actually pretty good at Spanish I'd really enjoy an ES only collaboration with Hakka

>>40974429
>Shinri's spicy
Why did I read this as shiny spicy at first kek ToT I miss them...

>>40974429
i read this as shiny spicy...

>>40974427
anyone misbehaving in altare's chat

>>40974429
FUCK I misread that as shiny spicy

>>40974256
>tabs for 2022 and 2023
Damn. Nice one anon.

>>40974256
sanest poster iit

>>40974453
honestly this is pretty basic but i hope for l4d2 HQ vs VG

>>40974507
This is pretty much confirmed, no?

anon..where's Bettel... Screaming while cumming and pissing sounds track?

>>40974453
Tempurple collab started as a joke but theyre the ones I look forward to the most.

>>40974453
altare and shinri horror duo onegai

>>40973130
But I am Axel
checkmate cunt

>>40974526
timestamper and clippers already beat /MANS/ to the punch ToT

>>40974507
>>40974521
confirmed by axel, idk if they'll do it as soon as the ban is lifted

>>40974429
read this as shiny spicy..........

>>40974256
what the fuck ISREAL

>>40974453
any one of them joining leader in block game... please even just one stream...

>>40974453
I wanna see what Flay will be like with Axel and Altare
Also Holostars Poke tournament if its still in the plans ;_; and Holostars MariKa tournament

>>40974574
o then i mustve missed the announcement then im looking forward to it

Don't worry about Altare. He'll do his reps and become StarsJP where he'll be pampered by all of his senpai.

>>40974529
Some kind of battle game like pummel party to decide who is the official purple heart emoji would be fun

>>40973834
>sea
those fuckers had a group date

>>40974641
No that's going to be Hakka

>>40974256
B-Based?

>>40974256
are green names spared? >.<

>>40974552
I want to see them do Phasmo together

Silver lining in all of this is that we'll probably be getting less en+jp collabs. Not like we had a lot of these but still
I just hate them so much. Unless they have Axel in them I just can't watch it. It's too much for me. It's not the boys' fault but cross language collabs are always just a bane of my existence. Probably just a me problem but yeah, I'm satisfied

>>40974586
I hope he can get a regular Mikra buddy, when Dez started playing again I got excited but all he does is hop around

>>40974256
If I had a dime for everytime a blue male vtuber's fanbase had some people in his fanbase log everyone who misbehaved in chat to harass them later, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

>>40974634
I would love a JP stars and EN Stars mega Marika competition

>>40974734
FUCK YOU l4d2 was kino and we need more like that

good morning, especially to Axel bro

so, has chumbie baker appeared yet or anything? because it's possible that it was axel all this time...

axel please make baexel a thing

>>40974787
Yeah that one was fine because they were in their own separate calls and didn't have to communicate much. I don't have anything against those. It's the "we try to communicate while neither of us share a language beyond literally like a couple of words" that filter me. Some people may like these, that's okay good for them, but it's too much for my cringe meter to handle

>>40974256
I knew the spreadsheet was real LMAO

>>40974634
>stars pokemon tournament
at this rate, their perms will expire before they finalize their plans

>>40974842
fuck vegemite yo

>>40974886
don't they have till feb?

>>40974256
are you putting axel on the spreadsheet tho

>>40974842
Axel literally is too good for her

>>40974792
>Chumbie baker
>Axel
????????? Where this rrat comes from

AAAAAAAH I HAVE TOO MANY CHUUBAS I LOVE NOW AND I LOST TRACK OF THE SCHEDULES AND MISSED OUT ON MACHINA MEGAMAN ZERO LIVE AIEEEEEE

>>40974983
the voices in his head

>>40974928
Yeah but is Altare able to pick up his motivation again before the perms end? He lost way too much and pokemon is now shit

What was that film with Denzel Washington that Magni liked?

>>40974964
no he is not

AXEL SYRIOS I KNOW YOURE /HERE/ I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND FORCE YOU TO IMPREGNATE ME

>>40974842
fuck, bae doesn't deserve the cheater

>>40975073
yes he is, bae is a fucking abg that's the lowest an asian woman can go

>>40975130
STAY AWAY FROM MY BRO ZETA jk please collab with him, a way out when

Almond offcollab... forgotten....

>>40974256
Spreadsheet altschizo anon, rabbit hole is a mainstream term at this point, even normalfags use it.

>>40974792
Chumbie spammer*

>>40974449
Almond crumbs!! please give me almond art onegai...i don't have anything saved on my new phone.. ToT

>>40975214
>Vesper was the first one you met IRL so that is special and will always be
Why are they acting like Vesper is his first love? Kek

>>40975214
it was all... a dream...

>>40974453
altare and shinri comfy stream... i will literally melt with their voices combined

>>40975286

>>40975146
>abg
Oh god I just looked this up and wtf

>>40975335
and incredible horni

>Magni graduates because of menhera moment
>Axel graduates because of yab
>Vesper just disappears one day and is never heard from again
>Altare gets some random fan pregnant in some convention and is forced to graduate
Gen 2 is clearly a replacement they rolled out ASAP just in case since the boys are so volatile

>>40975391
>Altare gets some random fan pregnant
Yeah, me

>>40975214
leader forgotten again...please love this man...

>>40975363
It's like the American version of gyaru, I don't see why people act like ots so bad. Gyaru's are hot

>>40975391
that pregnant fan? me

>>40975391
The day altare graduates is the day holostarsEN dies. Also I think he is more likely to get too depressed to get up or actually works himself to death.

>>40975286
Almond activates the fujos' neurons very much. More crumbs!! Back to fujo horni posting hours

>>40974256
Jokes on you I don't have a Twitter. I'm goning to donate to my oshi begging him to spit on me and there's nothing you can do about it

>>40975457
>Gyaru's are hot
No they’re not

>>40975457
nigga no its not and its off topic anyways.

>>40974256
based altventurer

>>40975457
Gyarus look disgusting

Is anyone else excited about memberships for the new boys? I'm so sick and tired of using the lame default emotes from youtube and shit. I hope the new boys do something big for memberships like OG did.

>>40975351
thank you ToT
>>40975365
i want to but the rrats with altnowa made me scared...i don't want leader getting all awkward because of the shipping..i can just enjoy them as a wholesome comfy duo if leader prefers it that way

>>40975160
Bruh, this phrase has been a part of the English language since Alice in Wonderland was written in fucking 1865
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_the_rabbit_hole
https://medium.com/useless-knowledge-daily/history-of-the-idiom-down-the-rabbit-hole-fe044ff96fde
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rabbit%20hole

>>40975391
>altare gets someone pregnant
more likely that he'll make magni pregnant than some fan, anon.

>>40975286
almond love!

>>40936066
I was reading back the collab thread, and I accidentally came acorss this PROPHESY

>>40975654
what rrats?

Since the boys were able to make yesterday's collaboration work even with Axel and Vesper being in Japan O hope we start getting weekly collabs again, I want some more deep rock galactic

>Magni literally in love with Vesper
>Vesper already mentioning Bettel constantly
It’s… over.

>>40975706
Why are fujos like this?

>>40975643
I hope they have cute emotes, I like all of the boys except for Vespers. His are so God dammed ugly to me

>>40975684 (me)
Meant to link >>40975220
stupid thing jumped down the page when I exited Ctrl+F

>>40975525
>>40975530
>>40975585
they're fine when they don't do the fake tan

>>40975654
I wouldn't worry about that too much, he seems perfectly fine interacting with vesper and there has been much worse posted about almond and they had a collab not that long ago

>>40975809
nigga what does that have to do with tempus?

>>40975753
i hope so... it's now 2 to 2 when it comes to timezones instead of 3 to 1. so they are now forced to communicate more when planning their schedules.

>Magni thinks people want him to do ASMR
Why is he so dumb and where did he get that idea? People would rather listen to him drunkenly breath before that

>>40975493
>>40975704
sisters...thank you for keeping me alive..
>>40975733
rrats that altnowa lacks crumbs because they've seen the posts here and it made things awkward..i really hope i'm wrong tho, i miss altnowa..

>>40975787
Almond seek comfort with each other! And then they get vesper and bettel drunk and have their way with them!!

Vesper was the one who told Axel about /vt/

>>40975938
Time to spam guro almond fics and see if that effects them then.
I really doubt any of them are dumb enough to be here except Dingo. You can't change my mind.

>>40975891
you didn't have to reply to me nigger

>>40975933
He thinks his fans are about to leave him, anon.

>>40975938
I honestly doubt they give a shit desu

>>40974842
Bae is for JP winning son only

>>40975842
thank you. i do hope they collab soon, even if it's an unplanned casual one like what magni and vesper did.

>>40974256
Omg this is just like when Gawr Gura had a spreadsheet schizo, I wonder if Altare and her talk about this on discord

>>40975933
there were actually magmites telling him to do asmr anon

it would be really funny if Axel just learned about /mans/ when he met Vesper for the first time irl and hadn't even grasped what it was yet

>>40975787
ToT that whore Vesper making Bettel his personal secretary for his library and getting all flirty with him in front of Magni probably knowing it'd make him jealous

>>40975727
You don't need to do that.
Once Axel started kek and KEK-ing in chat I knew he was /here/. That's not something you use anywhere else in his normalfag life. The only deniability is from Nowa in Discord, but he's not the type to spam that.

>>40975981
based

I think the Vesper x Bettel aesthetic is so fucking nice ngl. I hope they vibe.

>>40976134
He bookmarked it, he is clearly a newfag or something

>>40976179
Nowa's said kek millions of times since debut in chats he even has that menshi video titled as kek. I dunno if I could say hes /here/ or if he just hangs around a lot of /here/ people and adopted their lingo and tastes

>>40976009
>>40976036
yeah, maybe it's just me being overly sensitive. thanks anons. chu~

>>40976237
Have you heard the words he uses? He uses lingo from here and started using them a good while back.

>>40974256
I bet I'm on this spreadsheet. I should change my nickname...

>>40976179
kek has definetaly escaped onctainment though.

>>40976230
He likes movies, he'll be fine.

>>40976009
>nowa
>not here
i bet he has 4chan x installed and everything

>>40974842
wrong orange man.

>>40976230
If Bettel replaces Magni in Vesper’s life Magni will actually fucking kill the clown.

>>40976179
>>40976272
kek is a Warcraft thing, there's his plausible deniability

>>40976230
I like the thought of Nowa not being a pathetic sub in a pairing for once.
Bettel made himself sound so pathetic in his fantasy of being Nowas personal entertainer and made him sound abit controlling almost it made my neurons flare up.

>>40976324
When she said
>I love youuu……everyone
or something like that

>>40976179
>>40976272
Isn't kek a World of Warcraft first and not something exclusive to 4chan?

>>40976104
When? I hope he doesn’t take shitposts /here/ seriously asking for it

>>40976413
i dunno im not a gross old nerd like Vesper kimoi

>>40976417
anon... magmites in his chat and comments...

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1614237936631050240?t=Barw2yCKbLZlEFusGxh5KA&s=19

>>40976272
>if he just hangs around a lot of /here/ people
Before the leak, who? Only Nowa is (was). You seriously have to regularly post "kek" instead of the normalfag "lol", "lmao", "rofl" to adapt that lingo.
>>40976295
In Axel's life? The guy who hangs around /there/ and indie chuuba's chats? The only "western" thing he uses is probably Twitch where he watches ImperialHal and Hal definitely doesn't use "kek"
>>40976363
>Axel
>Warcraft

>>40974256
Godspeed altareschizo

>>40976327
>didn't contact Magni during his suspension
>didn't contact Magni during holiday/Japan journey
It's bound to happen. Vesper is the most desirable whore that doesn't settle

>this is what Vesper sees everyday

>>40976363
explain mog

>>40974256
What the fuck spreadsheet schizo is actually real

Vesper likes shotas... Everyone is just a stepping stone to Flayon

>>40976459
will axelotls behave this time or will they piss off altare again? kek

>>40975457
I love Gyarus. Fuck all of you who say otherwise BITCHES

>>40976659
he likes lolis and pettan women but ill accept it

>>40976179
Anon i see people kek’ing on insta lol. It’s already mainstream

>>40976691
He likes tall pettan big dumpy hags and shotas

>>40976272
Just because he knows 4chins lingo doesn't mean he's /here/ specifically
Though I won't be surprised if he does. My guess is that he's more of a fa/tg/uy than anything else

>>40976771
im so used to seeing a long line and thinking its a vesper chin edit...

>>40976739
>Axel
>uses Insta
You really think so? He's Japanese through and through.

@fugampiyo on Twitter

https://holostars.hololivepro.com/en/talent/regis-altare/

i'm only reading their lore today. he really was meant to become the ultimate jobber..

>>40976237
>>40976285
he's a newfag yeah he probably found this place somewhere in oct-nov

>>40976846
he's talked about Instagram before.
I don't understand why you guys are arguing though when he proved himself that he's here

>>40976846
NTA but that's not the implication. He's saying EVEN insta uses kek, so even normies use it. It doesn't matter what sites he browses. You can probably find keks there

This is the first Altare menshi stream I'm going to miss live and I'm angry

when stream

>>40974256
What does being on the spreadsheet actually do? I mean it seems pointless if there's no real consequence.

>>40977293
https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

https://twitter.com/ss_yuetsu/status/1614235625158475776
Dingo noooo...m' dick

>>40977279
donmai~

>>40977340
i wonder how the dingo feels when the ecchi na neechans cosplays his senpai

>>40977316
Some schizo need perceives you

guess how fat bettel's hands are

>>40977389
Horny

>>40977316
if YT is your only form of SM its useless

>>40977410
skin and bones because he only eats one meal a day

>your broshi
>what made you like them

>>40977410
About 3,50

>>40977410
I imagine he's like Magni, eats like shit but has a fast metabolism that saves him

>>40977410
I hope he's fat so people call call him a fucking disgusting fatass piggy that needs to lose weight in the comments section and make him cry and spiral even deeper into his eating disorder. thatd turn me on so much

https://youtu.be/dPaOM3gk0Zo
https://youtu.be/dPaOM3gk0Zo
Not just the girls

>>40977439
>leader
>he's just like me frfr

>>40977439
>Axel
>ecchi na neechan

>>40977474
>all the women call him fat
>he starts hating women like Altare
>becomes the brotuber of our dreams
nice

>>40977439
>magni
>la creatividad

>>40977474

>>40977439
>Mag
>La creatividad, also Bonkles

>>40977439
>vesper
>autism

>>40976674
Sana, come back

>>40977521
What's more likely is that the women try to bully him, and he gets mad and starts flinging insults back and the women start crying when they're the one catching heat and try to cancel him instead

>>40977439
>Vesper/Bettel
>autism and unhingedness

>>40977410
I'd bet good money he's an absolute twig.
That particular kind of picky eater who eats like shit is often really skinny, I used to be just like that before joining the army where I was forced to work out and my need for sustenance overpowered my picky eating, so I gladly ate things I wouldn't touch before like canned tuna and eggs in any form. (hardboiled, scrambled, omelette, you get it.)
I was 60kg before and ~75kg after. (1.8m for reference)

>>40977439
>bettel kinda
>he's pathetic and it turns me on

>>40977608
don't know about him insulting the women
but he might think that they have this back and forth banter relationship with his chat, and when that happens you just know that some sensitive soft skinned bitch is going to get mad at him

>>40977608
wom*n are cruel theyd probably emotionally/psychologically torment the guy passive agressively into graduating

>>40977692
>bettel needs his military arc to cure his picky eating habits
gotcha

>>40977608
Nice. I'll get my Bill Burr chuuba.

>>40977474
bettel binging on croissants and cake and then desperately purging over the toilet!!! imagine how exausted he’d be afterwards with snot, vomit and tears all over his beet red face ToT

>>40977662
oh forgot to add
>playful pathetic personality

>>40977410
he already looks malnourished IRL

>>40977474
jesas calm down sister...i tolerate the guro fics but that's just too cruel.

Does this mean he's streaming normally and he's being cheeky about his voice? Or is it an actual ASMR? If it's the latter I'll have to skip him, his voice is too sexy for me as is.

>>40977608
>bettel graduates because one of the woman commited suicide over his comments
imagine

>>40977767
ToT bullimic Bettel! he's so concerned about making sure body is absolutely perfect to perform the various tricks he needs to but he cant stop eating no matter what! he takes frequent "idol meetings" during Tempus meetings to go purge in the toilet! uohh

>>40977439
>Vesper
>comfy but unhinged
>Bettel
>unhinged but comfy

hey Axel, stop being a bitch about shiny spicy song cover and get leader to record GETCHA with you, thank you very much. chu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRVFPPYcJUc

I just realized that Altate naming the podcast MANA wasn't a fucking concidence at all.

>>40977993
hehehe you made a typo hhiihihihihi

>>40977993
wdym

>>40977431
Sorry what's SM

>>40977439
Axel
His unstoppable honesty and unapologetic nature

>>40977887
>women commited suicide
>"Bettel luck next time!"
lol

Noir Mori and Calliope Vesper
https://twitter.com/bemmun/status/1614152002896027648

>>40978056
In this context, social media

>>40977439
>Altare
Pre-chat
>Bettel
Funny

>>40977841
Bettel being gutted and having his arms/legs amputated and possibly fed to Altare is ok but throwing up 5 pounds of cake is where you draw the line?

>>40977439
>Axel
>The first privated Hitman stream

>>40976881
Why you looking at me like that Flay? Of course I'd molest your tummy with my lips if you keep flaunting it like that

>>40978094
Ok thanks

>>40977993
>the anon editing the logo to /mans/ was Magni the whole time

>>40977439
>altare
>he's me frfr but with passion and talent

>>40977474
BASED

No wonder they're all so stressed if they visit this place, especially during the pre-debut days.

I bet Vesper is the only person that doesn't visit this place

>>40978171
>The boys definitely saw and heard the /vt/ version of Top of the World
Pic related: I am Axel

>>40978284
He instantly recognized the bookmark

>>40977439
>nowa
>just like me fr i also want to fuck him

>>40978327
based

>>40976887
Now you got me reading
>Hakkan dual-wields spears

Damn I'm surprised no artists are depicting that in action

>>40977993
podcast doko...

>>40978420
up Vespers asshole

>>40978365
UOOOOOOOH HAKKA DUAL-WIELDING COCK UOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>40977439
>Vesper/Magni
>Vesper: rambling | Magni: comedy

>>40978475
sugoi

>>40978032
mana is only 1 letter away from mans
>magni
>altare
>noir
>axel
instead of
>magni
>altare
>noir
>syrios

I have a platonic love for Hakka. cute latino little brother experience and i want to protect him from lifes cruelty
t. Bettellion
I promise I do not have fucked up fantasies about Hakka he is safe

>>40978131
guro fics here is nothing imo. however someone commenting on a vod to worsen a person's eating disorder is a very possible thing which is scarier

>>40977439
>Magni
>He's just like me fr fr

>>40978657
what if Altare was the one that came up with the name MANS too

>>40977439
>Flayon
>the design, his voice, he's cute, and goddamn do femboys turn me on

>>40978365
so hakka confirmed the deadliest of the Guild right? i think the order would go

Hakka>Altare>Machina>Shinri>Axel>Magni>Vesper>Bettel

I just want the TTRPG
Vesper please I beg you
Preferably not dnd

>>40978666
that's a women thing, anon
only women try to harm other people by giving them disorders

>>40978420
i remember someone mentioning on twt that it'll come this month? is that right?

>>40977389
Like all of us, horny, c'mon anon, we all know that even if any of us get into the company that doesn't make their sex appeal disappear

does bettel really has/had a eating disorder or is it a meme

>>40978716
That was during the heyday of Altare/Axel shitposting and deciding on MANS was quite fast. I doubt he'd be /here/ by then.
Mag was definitely /here/ by then though.

>>40977439
Altare
His gungeon streams

>>40978835
he's a really picky eater
probably has autism since he's obsessed with food texture
and he hates when people try to "fix him" by feeding him

>>40978835
You'll see by today's stream. He's doing handcam.

>>40978848
Altare and Axel were here even before the dawn of Tempus

>>40978835
super picky eater but the way he talks about food makes it sound like he just has an extreme disinterest in it which could be a sign (he says eating is a hassle etc and he'd rather not do it and only eats one meal a day) also >>40977803

what if bettel accidentally appears on his handcam looking like he frequents steampunk cons and reviews cartoons type manchild will it kill the yumes here?

>>40978929
They wouldn't be such normalfag if so.

>>40979025
you say that, but look at the women in this thread

WASSUP guys! It's your favorite! Doctor, Gladiator, Assasin, Hitman, /MANS/ poster, Tensai AND Hentai Axel Syrios here!

>>40979025
But Anon, /vt/ is the most normalfag board of them all

>>40979090
R

>>40979090
BRING BACK TENSAI AND HENTAI IN YOUR INTROS YOU FUCKING PUSSY

>>40978523
No lewding the hermanito

>>40979124
I'm busy being your mom's personal trainer

>>40978072
VesMori cute

Give me the collab VOD link

>>40977439
>Magni
he's a natural born entertainer
>Vesper
he's a one-man podcast, and an even stronger conversationalist
>Bettel
the most pathetic human being in existence and i love him
>Flayon
i'm horny and he can voice like 50 different anime boys rolled into one. also i'm horny

>>40979160
FUCKING LOVE THIS ONE BTW I APPROB

>>40979090
read >>>>40979124
pussy ass cunt

>mfw I realize I will never be the last straight brotuber viewer because Axel is /here/ now

>>40979180
make a post on /int/ and I'll give it to you

>>40977439
>altare
>comfortable, no dead air

>>40978072
Actually look great, what the fuck.
Now I'm hoping Nowa 2nd outfit will have him in a ponytail.

>>40979225
>Axel
>straight
DYRBI

>>40979025
The average /vt/ anon starts posting about how they have no idea what they're talking about whenever they bring up entry level vocaloid stuff. This is the normalfag board.

>>40979062
>>40979099
>before the dawn of Tempus
That'd mean when only /stars/ existed. They could've dropped by and asked for clips or songs recommendations there for when they debut. Could've asked for 1st Act mega file. Holostars memes and history.
Reality doesn't say so.

>>40979225
nice try axel. you'll always be the last straight maleanon here

>>40979090
Where's the collab vod you cunt

>>40974256
>tracking you down on Twitter like the subhuman fucking animals you are
Oh nyo, imagine having your Twitter handle match your YouTube name, wwwww

>>40978964
disinterest in eating sounds like depression to me thats how it looked in me desu :(

>>40977439
>Mag, Altare
>brothers I never had

What are the chances that Axel frequents /hag/?

>>40978657
so mana could be a tribute to mans?

>>40979366
he wouldn't waste time with a horny thread on a blue board, he goes straight to the source

>>40979285
no if I make him breed with Shien

how long is it going to take for axel to reupload the vod i miss tempus hq

all this talk about menhera eating disorder bettel kinda sold him to me, i will watch your oshi now

>>40977765
Will he rant about the banks, bilderberg meetings and the deep state?

>>40974256
Holy shit... We got a fucking hit list... Fuck... we're turning into /∞/

>>40978742
Hakka > Flayon (R-TRUS) > Axel > Altare > Shinri > Magni > Vesper > Flayon > Bettel
when it comes to overall combat ability

>>40979412
Knowing that dingo probably never

>>40979417
he doesn't have an eating disorder
he's just like the most manchildish, whitest american there is, anything could make him gag

>>40979411
AME-SAN!??

>>40979225
We are not alone now brother, we now have a Axel to lead us.

>>40979329
With how particular he is about food, I wouldn't be surprised that he finds the process of finding/preparing/eating food he likes to be a hassle, practically speaking, without it needing to be out of anhedonia

>>40979366
That's Vespers domain

>>40979329
same. :( He seems to eat a lot when he has minor stress like me but stops completely with actual depression/major stress..

>>40979403
Yeah he only bumps zeta's thread

Funny thing is, by simply being a picky eater, Bettel is probably healthier than your average amerifat
since despite the fact that he only eats junk, he eats less of it to begin with

>>40979225
>>40979462
We're unstoppable now, BROXELOTLS ARE THRIVING

>>40972578
If some MMD animator anon sees this
Can you make a version of this
https://youtu.be/t8WuKJa6L5E
with Magni promising to take the spotlight back from Bettel?

>>40977439
>Mag
>Undying passion for La Creatividad
>Dingo
>Optimism

>>40979411
stream rn

>>40979432
>A clown talking about the trilateral commission and the consolidation of consumer packaged good conglomerates over the past 40 years
Finally...the ideal brotuber..

>>40979412
it'll never happen, brother. grab one of the reuploads and enjoy it, it was a fun stream

>>40979454
I think he just simply doesnt have an interest in food other than it being something that keeps you alive. Ive met people like that and theyre usually workaholics that find eating to be a waste of time anyways

>>40978742
Hakka = Altare > Flayon in Machina > Magni > Axel > Shinri > Vesper > Flayon > Bettel

>>40979558
where are you getting this from
he clearly likes food, he just doesn't like most food textures

>>40979411
Omg AME