/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40949831
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.
>9. You guys should rename the thr—
Thou shalt not.
>10. I can post Hololive and Nijisanji here because it's a unity gen—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>one meal a day
>and snacks

EVERY FUCKING TIME

This one

THIS ONE

>>40949888
Amen

Bettel ALMOST said people are calling him fat

i would call him an intermittent fasting chad except he definitely sounds like he's not eating enough at that one meal

>>40949898
JOBBERS

This one by 4 seconds

>I don't want another meal, I want to save money
AIEEEEEEEE THE ANON WAS RIGHT, HE DOES HAVE A TRAGIC BACKSTORY

>>40949898
>the jobber general

>An agreeable food take

he's got a hooker voice

>>40949888
AMEN

>>40949928
He snacks, so it's not proper OMAD

this man is poor...

>>40949888
Amen

>>40942182
>>40941112
>>40945258
>>40949014
https://gofile.io/d/1ntTEJ

>>40949949
Poorfagstars...

>>40949888
Amen.

>>40949888
Latom.

I understand having a single meal per day+snacks since I do the same. But theres so many things wrong with everything else he said about food.

>>40949949
hes literally me

>>40949898
What if this is our subconscious way of avoiding being find out by Axel, since he's too stupid to navigate the website?

What is wrong with this man?

>SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON

>SLEEP PARALYSIS, HEAD GOT STUCK IN A PILLOW AND COULDN'T ESCAPE

BETTEL GOT RAPED BY A FUCKING PILLOW

>>40949928
he's just picky and/or poor pls andastan

>>40949888
amen

JWU did anyone saved the vod? i see something happen and now i'm curious

Does this nigga have an eating disorder?

>phasmo
Where is foobs? I thought she was an autist with this game.

>doesn't play through OBS
damn, he's already a better stream than the majority of ENpro

>"I have ghost talking points for tomorrow!"
>Phasmo stream
>Food takes stream number 2

>that was just... that was just....
who was it, Bettel?

>>40950113
You just came to that conclusion?

So guys, what'd I miss in the last hour or so? Nah jk I was watching the collab on my phone. Hi Axel!

>>40950012
Holy fuck thank you anon.

I'm going toclip every scream of his this stream, they're so cute

>>40950059
don't be mean to aniki
he is smart

To all of my ADHD bros in here
How did you guys feel on Vyvanse vs Adderall? My psych said she might switch me to Vyvanse

>>40950135
who?

HE POSTED ON BAE'S STREAM EARLIER ABOUT THE SLEEP PARALYSIS HEAD DOWN ON PILLOW

>>40950113
well probably not. seems like he just doesnt care about food.

>>40950181
thank you anon

>Axel was the intern-kun who lust for Flayon all along
Imagine.

>>40950207
Vyvanse is better, less dry mouth

Kek are you guys already pretending that nothing happened? It’s only been an hour or so since the yab

>>40948741
>/mans/ regulars
Axel and Vesper are brotuber faction
Ame and Irys are filthy fujos
Bae, Zeta and Ollie are yumes
and Magni and Bettel are the insane schizohomo posters

>>40950156

>>40950012
thanks aniki

>>40950169
NP. Had it ready to go right after the stream but got distracted

>>40950262
whats more to talk about. he's on /MANS/ so? anyways rape bait clown is on

>>40950262
we are watching bettel stream insane idea i know

>>40950268
i believe this rrat

>>40950262
not much we can do about it now. best to just resume business as normal

>>40950262
What more is there to say about it? There are streams going on. We have a clown man to fantasize about raping.

>>40950268
>Bae
Please save my son....axel pass this along to bae. My son needs a good girl...

KEK

what the fuck is he on???? this fucking guy

>>40950262
Axel is my oshi, but I still like Bettel dude.

WHAT IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

>father touches her daughter

that water is handle by pure virgins, obviously

Can we go one day without making a double thread?
My sincere thanks to the only two (2) /MANS/posters that make the threads, though.

>he's unicornschizoposting
Kek this clown

Walking in on Bettel bent over with his asshole opening and closing because a ghost is raping him

>>40950262
>You HAVE to still talk about this topic! We're NOT done!
I forgot this thread had a lot of women...

>>40950383
>Implying Bae is not staying at Roberu's house in Japan

>>40950451
Rio...

>>40950442
KEK

>everyone on earth has been touched by man
>Bettel was also touched by man
He's already been molested by me

I'm imagining Bettel going to get anti social Altare out of his guildhall room and getting trapped and scared... and paralyzed.

>>40950451
chupado...

>>40950435
Hear me out, when I checked the Ayo one wasn't there

>>40950429 (me, retard)
his*

>>40950262
pls elaborate

>>40950454
That's definitely a whiny man anon...

>>40950268
Ame and Bae are also /stars/ regulars

>>40950435
You need to ask the jobber fans of the jobber guild to stop jobbing? Who do you think we are?

NOOOO HE'S STEALING AXEL'S GASLIGHTING
SOMEONE STOP THIS JESTER

>>40950465
>Roberu
>allowing people in his house

>>40950451
Magni...

his streams are corrupting my beautiful boy!

>>40950492
Hot.

>>40950484
>>40950451

>>40950522
Same thing

Magni is intentionally funny
Better is unintentionally hilarious

god everytime he screams i just want to rape him more and more... im scared

>>40950454
It's a whiny male tourist

What was that noise, did someone honk his noise??

>>40950465
>Roberto
>his minimalistic house with a fridge full of energy drinks
Bae can fix him....

>>40950588
Fair.

>>40950540
He made and exception to matepress the rat

>>40950262
Axel is not the first chuuba that browses /vt anon

>>40949888
>10
Fake commandments.

>>40950526
Proof?

>>40950615
*ruin

>>40950268
And Altare is the Altareschizo

>>40950614
FUCK I HAD A STROKE

>>40950658
What do you know axel....

>>40950615
<3

goddamn this clown ass nigga may be gayer than magni

>>40950646
Anon these commandment have been going for like 6 thread now

...

Making him bark like a dog.

>>40950492
>Hey Bettel, I hate to tell you this, but we're seiso idols. You should probably watch out with your wording. You don't want to get into trouble do you? *pop pop pop*

>>40950669
>the time we all came on the altareschizo we were actually cumming on altare
ToT

>>40950705
You better take good care of my son, you hear me?

>>40950492
Altare being the cause of sleep paralysis is so fucking hot

>>40950703
good

thats me chasing him down btw

He asked for it.

>>40949888
Fake Commandments. 7 covers what 10 says. False Prophet

Does this game have hard jumpscares or have we already seen the worst this game has to offer? I never watched streams for this reason.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

MAMA LOVE

>>40950703
>el no sabe

>>40950703
Hot

>>40950730
DOGGY STYLE SEGGS WITH BETTEL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>40950785
Truly the rapebait of Tempus.

>>40950794
>not modded
Jobbers...

>>40950794
>Hasn't modded her mom
For shame

>>40950785
based

>bettel was the one making monkey noises during the raft collab

>>40950794
KEK
Please draw him as a gorilla

This game's UI has changed a lot since I played it back on release huh?

>>40950838
>her

>>40950791
This is it, Phasmophobia is kusoge prime

>>40950794
Man, his mama is so proud of him it's crazy

>>40950838
>her

>>40950715
I JWU but 10 is redundant. 9 is outdated.
8 boys. 8 commandmens.

>>40950794
wish tempus would be a bit closer to their mamas. not that they have to be, but I always appreciate it a lot. Axel still talks to his, at least.

>>40950869
It's Axel!

>watchalong with the 9th member of tempus
comfy...

>"I know how to buy things now"
>still isn't in the shop tab

>>40950113
He's almost certainly ASD, see his comments on sparkling water being painful

>>40950849
It's either him or Hakka. The Mane-san strat was a cover up.

The muke bag...

>>40950262
I'm lowkey relieved that Axel visits this thread, imo it's a pretty solid place for feedback, and not nearly as schizo as the rest of the board. and we have porn

>>40950791
Phasmophobia unironically isn't about being scared. I fucking hate that so many use it as a "horror" game when the devs outright talked about the ghosts just being a foil to the investigative mechanics. There are no hard "jumpscares".

>>40950791
C'mon, you don't want the little guy to piss himself, do you?

>milk vs melk
HAH

malkavians...

>>40950794
shame

>>40950791
it's about the buildup, not the scare itself. Like you're invading a bear's den

holy fuck he's genuinely fucking retarded, for some reason I got up to this point thinking he was forcing it for the hee hee hahas, but he's just fucking dumb
I like it.

>>40950927
me too

>>40950914
10 may be redundant but it obviously needs to be restated with the amount of niggers that pretend they didn't see the other commandments

>>40950794
She's probably the most supportive mom in HoloPro she even wants to learn english just for Bettel and asked advice to Pako-sensei

>Melk, Milk, Mulk
I have heard this bit before

He's not even hiding it anymore. He's pandering. I WANT TO MILK THIS SLUTTY COW'S PROSTRATES AND TIDDIES!!

KEK

>>40950262
Our streamers actually stream so we don't really have time to discuss 'yabs' to death, we're too busy watching

he wants to be Vespers play thing...
SLUT

He is happy vesper appreciates him

>>40951047
Fuck off

DANCE MONKEY DANCE

>>40951047
FUCK

Unironically really wholesome

I want to see him strip. Useless fool

>>40950975
You know darn well the answer to that question

HOUSEWIFE BETTEL

Bettel has no self-esteem and I love it

>>40951011
She is going to have a really rough time. Bettel talks fast, so an ESL that barely knows the language isn't going to pick up anything.

>>40951047

>he's stealing Vesper from Magni
Magni just cant stop talking L's lately...

>>40951047
Not again...

This dude is genuinely great at portraying himself as a cartoon character, I immediately imagined him in a hula skirt doing a dance to entertain vesper.

>>40951047
ill kill you

>Vesper goes on the boy's discord
>Posts a random meme from /here/
>He copypastes just the link to the image and let discord auto-embed it
>Axel notices the url after the fifteenth time
>"huh I'll bookmark it to see it later"
>opens it before stream and forgets to close it
This is what REALLY happened, don't let anyone tell you otherwise please I don't want to lose my job

>>40950968
it also lets us know that discordmites will never ever be taken seriously

>>40951047
Fruck you

KEK

>>40951047

Bettel is literally Vespers whore

EAT ZE BUGS

>thinks vesper would kill him for being picky
KEK

>>40951047
Roko's Basilisk.

>>40951201
nah he's saying he'll starve

>>40951147
No, Axel, images are on the different website, you won't get out easily

Are we really fine that Axel’s assets for his project is literally just 3 colored boxes where he can write numbers inside?

>>40951112
Magni will make sure that Noir remembers the sensation of his dick burying deep inside of his ass by force if he has to. That along with more 3am APEX sessions.

YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS

>>40951093
>Trapped on an island with Gavis Bettel
>He's useless, you have to do everything
>He has to trade sex for supplies

>>40951047
fuck you vesper

>He's writing his own doujins

>then one day the TV wont turn on
jesus man

Bettel writing his own scenario of how he will slowly starve to death on the desert island with Vesper...hot.

>Girl_dm chats in bettel stream while streaming herself and doing a watchalong
There is no saving her, she is too lusty for clown cock

what stream did Vesper say that?

>>40951047

This stream is also prerecorded by the way

Gavis has hotttest male VTuber model in the industry... I wish he was more sexual... Hololive males needs a counter to Nijisanji

t. Not a Fujoshi

>>40951223
He said it wouldn't be some big great project like Judge Magni or Wheel of Tempus. He just wanted to do a remembrance thing.

>>40951266
ToT damn this is the first Vesper ship I can see him as the top in

>I need to find out his name
>"Everyone"

>>40951292
His last one

>>40951268
I've noticed that as well I believe she also used to interact a lot with him before.

>>40951268
thats some intense leeching

>>40951308
Go back nijinigger

>>40951308
Mmmm no

>>40951268
I hope she marries one of the boys. She deserves happiness.

>>40951258
>He's writing his own kobalt doujins
ftfy

>>40951223
yes, super kino stream, even without the yab

>>40951225
>Noir

Phasmophobia shouldn't be played by anybody except those interested in actually learning how to play.
It's a great game but it can easily become the most boring piece of shit if you just meander around clueless, which is what almost every streamer does because they never bother to learn what the game is even about.

>>40951308
Whatever he has going on is more sexy than forcing himself to be thirstbait.

>>40951268
I tolerated her at the beginning but shes just becoming annoying now. fuck off already

>Girl_dm saw the Axel yab
Kek

>>40951369
She really doesnt. Besides she is happy already.

>>40951251
Fuckin bratty picky eater, he'll eat cunt like it's his last meal or literally starve. Perfect hair length for pulling. I have a feeling it would be like this in daily life too, working all day to take care of me and my useless clown

>>40950492
WRITE IT

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thyne words do not belong in this temple.
>8. This a unity gen! I can post Hololive and Nijisanji here!
Thyne words do not belong in this temple.
>9. You guys should rename the thr—
Thou shalt not.
>10. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Better wording for the Commandments, I find "unity gen" extremely redundant but whatever.

>>40951268
That reminds me of that when I learned that Amouranth was actually watching movies or other streamers on her second monitor while doing an "ASMR" in a "pool".
Women are just better than men at multitasking.

>>40951376

>>40951369
Yeah me

>>40951376
Yeah. When the Tempus boys played, they did fine since they were guided by those who knows how to play

>Helen do you like doxx

>>40951376
ok, fubuking, calm down

>>40951308
We really don't. Bettel is sexy because he's the eay he is, a retard.

im Helen btw

>>40951047
fuck you

>>40951268
I can fix her...

>>40951426
Better

>>40951426
cringe

>>40951376
He knows how to play, he just doesn't have much time due to the 1 hour limit so he's trying to get as many ghost encounters as possible for the laughs.

>>40951426
forgetting something there anon?

>>40951369
I'm one of the boys in this scenario

I wonder what it's like for yume to hear their name spoken aloud like this

>>40951484
>>40951481
Duality of /MANS/

>>40950968
Honestly the boys have all made slight changes after some posted have made note of it Vesper during back when he kept having supas derail his zatsus. Multiple times Altare has taken advice from the thread, dude was fucking reading the thread during a Pokemon card opening stream. Flayon taking down the brattiness down a bit from debut.

5 MINUTES.

>>40950262
>thinks this constitutes a yab
You're reaching, anon.
oh noes, our super speshul secret club!

>>40951510
AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>40951517
Literally masturbating right now

>>40951426
I am fine with this. I am very pro unity and whatever but you give the shitposters an inch and they take a mile.
They use "muh unity" to just shitpost and go as offtopic as possible.

his content talk is annoying

he's definitely the one who will get ruined by monetization, isn't he? treasure the burnout era, brothers...

God i want to fuck Girl_dm so bad

>>40951510
>>40951526
AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40951426
>Thyne
retard

>>40951485
>He knows how to play
If he knew how to play he'd realize that doing it the normal way is unironically faster. Also it doesn't help that on intermediate, the game mode he's playing, has a 5 minute grace period where literally nothing can happen to give new players a chance to figure out where to go and what to do.

>>40951562
Vesper flashbacks...

>>40951047
ANON DONT OPEN THE SPOILER YOU WILL EXPERIENCE LOSS

>>40951510
>>40951526
GO AWAY I WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY DUMB FUCK CLOWN BF

>>40951426
this is worded so badly holy shit

>>40951266
>>40951321
Bettel being such a pathetic and powerless little clown is physically incapable of doing work, so he feels guilt-ridden and tries his best to entertain Vesper.
Bettel sleeps aside Vesper and cuddles him to provide "warmth" during the cold nights.
Soon he starts offering handjobs to Vesper so he can de-stress.
The handjobs escalate into blowjobs... then turn into actual sex...!!

>>40951405
currently watching Girl_DM's stream and she dying laughing talking about bettel's cooking sim stream Fuck you fujos and yumes, dont even bother giving me a (You)

>>40951597
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>>40951562
But enough about Axel

>>40951047
Nowa, you have a gunpla to buy.

>>40951225
>his dick
On reread, I assume you meant Vesper, but on first read, I thought you meant Magni forcefully topping, which was pretty hot to read for once

>>40951572
please Bettel...dont go the Nowa route with SC's

How bad management is screaming at Axel right now?

>>40951438
like his whole fanbase apparently

>>40951367
#s don't lie. HoloTempus has less views than man Twitch male indie Vtubers. indie as in no Vtuber Agency. Vesper and Altare sometimes only have 900 viewers...

Guys don't watch male Vtuber. Gavin is 5k-7k because he's kinda quirky gay friend vibe that girl audience love watching.

>twitchfags
>real fags
>/here/fags
>estrogenfags
>sjwfags
There's no way this was the best they could find

be my dog bettel

>>40951660
Does it matter when Vesper talked about this place multiple times?

>>40951047
Fuck off, Magni

>>40951489
>>40951426

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thyne words do not belong in this temple.
>8. This is an unity gen! I can post Hololive and Nijisanji here!
Thyne words do not belong in this temple.
>9. You guys should rename the thr—
Thou shalt not.
>10. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[FUCK, everyday I turn more ESL]

>>40951573
Please do so she can stop leeching off the boys

>woofs harder than Axel
alright clown man. I'm entertained

>>40951624
Bettel whoring himself out because he's ashamed of being useless is actually BETTER than rape.

I WANT TO CUT OFF BETTEL’S LIMBS AND MAKE HIM MY DOG

>>40951674
Go back numberfag

>>40951583
He's trying to make content dude, not to win. Notice how he timed the last encounter to right before the time limit?

did he just get jumpscared by his own outtro

He just ends the stream like that kek

owari da

>>40951697
NO YOU RETARD THE IMAGE

this fucking clown kek

>>40951656
He's the only one he'd be able to successfully top without much of a struggle because Noir is a submissive BITCH

He didn't get any of the ghosts identities, he died twice, but he did get some of the objectives right on some of them.

>>40951573
I made this post. She's so cute.

>>40951697
>an unity
just end thyself

>>40951660
Gorimane is teaching him a lesson right now she's pegging his ass

bettel screams way less than i thought he would. ryona sisters...

>>40950012
what is there to see here?

>I dont want to watch that spic stream, only Bettel.
Holy based Girl_dm i kneel

>>40951732
Bettelyumes really are the antithesis of altyumes....

>>40951624
GOD ToT Vesper being somewhat in control of a sexual situation is so fucking good... its so rare to see him in a pairing where he isnt a bottom. I can really get behind this

>>40951308
im straight but I dont think id like bettel as much as I do already if he was more sexual
He's extremely charming in a way, and that's better

>>40951426
>better wording
HAHAHAHAHAHA
learn English first, retard nijinigger

>>40951773
>submissive BITCH
exactly why he wouldn't top and they wouldn't have sex. he'd imagine it though

>>40951792
Not really the best game for it, unfortunately, but he seems like he'll be fun when he gets some real jumps cares.

>Accidentally deleted the peanut gallery background and is using a debut banner
>Had sleep paralysis, got his head stuck in a pillow and couldn’t escape
>When scared, alternates between screaming like a bitch and going FULL MONKE

Did I miss anything of note?

>>40951268
Fucking weird honestly. Dick ride any harder?

>>40951750
>He's trying to make content dude, not to win
Again, he'd unironically have an easier time doing that playing normally. To put it another way, what he was doing now was like going into a fighting game and only pressing the punch button against CPUs because he didn't want to win a match but to land a hit.

>>40951792
I was extremely satisfied.

>>40951800
Kek what, she seriously stopped her watchalong when Hakka started?
Kick her out of Tempus

>>40951788
I hate myself, holy shit...

Brotuber bros......it's over....
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1614094716341202946

>>40951806
Why are Bettelyumes /here/ so unhinged? At least Cultare has a few that dream of being his wife. I just want to share cute scenarios with other sisters...

>>40951855
>Tried to pull on a push door.

nice

Bettel greentext doko?

>>40951308
No, I watch StarsEN for funny entertainment. They don't need to be anymore sexual.

>>40951910
To be fair, who hasn't done that at some point?

>>40951886
she literally named her stream "watching bettel only and then playing digimon" kek

>>40951904
>canis minor
>cat ears

>>40951732
BASED. THEN AFTER AMPUTATING HIM I WANT TO DIG MY FINGERS INTO HIS FLESH AND MAKE HIM SCREAM

Why is Hakka's waiting music so fucking based?

>>40951268
sounds just like kronii

>>40951904
?
only fags watch her streams so is ok I guess

>>40951906
Because seemingly he's the only thing more pathetic than they are.

>>40951734
I'm not even a Nijifag. Twitch has Indies male vtubers with 500% more viewers than HoloTempus. Guys do not watch Tempus. Hololive Managers are retards who don't know shit.

Bettel is their best pic so far and just needs a little guidance.

Hakka, what is going on with your stream?

>>40936377
AW HELL NAH

>>40951906
but I want leader to do what they want to do to bettel to me....

>>40951732
>>40951806
>Altyumes want their limbs cut off by Altare
>Bettelyumes want to cut off Bettel's limbs
>Fujos want Altare to cut off Bettel's limbs

Is this the /MANS/ sisters' answer to guro fantasies?

>>40951904
Have you seen Shien?

>>40951906
>I just want to share cute scenarios with other sisters...
THEN SHARE THEM YOU COWARD

>>40951904
no brotuber viewer watches flayon

>>40951308
Stop lewding my seiso idol! We already have Magni for that

Well I will take some time off /MANS/ like I did when Nowa got suspended. I know this place isn't perfect with tourists but I feel is gonna be worse these upcoming days.
I hope you guys have fun though, I will be still watching streams on my own. Love you guys, be sure to report or just hide posts. Take care /MANS/.

>>40951524
Come to think of it, I think this might be the one place I've seen actual constructive criticism of them, instead of total dicksucking or absolute hatred, neither with any real feedback.

>>40951994
>Her

He's still shaking..

shitsureishimaaaaaaaaaaaaasu

>>40952070
JUST WAIT FOR SHINRI TO STREAM HE FILTERS THE TOURISTS AND MEDICATES THE THREAD

so...any archiveanons have the HQ collab vod?

>>40951904
Brotuberbros abandoned Flayon after debut.

>>40951994
>her
Anon no matter how much you cope, that is a bulge down there

I dislike Chilla's Art games

>>40952121
AME, NO NOW'S A BAD TIME FOR VTUBERS TO BE /HERE/

>>40952140
Same

I like the boys but never bother with this thread so I'm a picturesque tourist, but why is Axel being here a bad thing when it was known many of the hololive en girls were here too?

I’ve counted nearly a dozen Altare x Bettel prompts the past few threads but not a single fic has surfaced, huh

Is all the girl_dm shilling a same fag or a group of liggers?

>>40952121
OMG AME!

>>40951426
Nah this ain't it
Plus no one follows 7 since if one of them mentions tempus it is brought up here

>>40952186
jobber guild
jobber fans

>>40951308
t. Yumejoshi

>>40951910
My old uni had a building with stupidly built doors with handlebars clearly meant to pull on the push side of the door. Depending on the type of door or establishment, I wouldn't blame him.

>>40952201
It's just one extremely desperate guy that wants her being part of Tempus to catch on so he can talk about her in an active thread

Bettel is so pathetic that im actually imagining Nowa of all people fucking dominating him. Probably taking advantage of him with the senpai/kouhai thing that he believes in... whats happened to me

>>40952184
It's not really a bad thing but for Axel we 100% confirmed he comes to /MANS/ so it is different.

>>40952184
Embarrassed yumes...

>>40952128
Thank goodness, no wonder his chat is tolerable.

>>40952184
Read the thread anon

>>40952186
give it some time I am on it right now trying to piece something together and I would bet others are too

MI HERMANO IS MOVING AT ONE FRAME A SEGUNDO AYAYAY

>>40951773
Not counting the Bettel hatesex because that's just a given, right?

>>40952186
Just imagining it in my head is quicker than writing it sry

>>40952184
>why is Axel being here a bad thing
It's not, people are just memeing because they realized they've seen everything that gets posted here. EVERYTHING

What is it with those shitty horror games crash their computers?

>>40952267
write, anon. we're listening.

>>40952201
I don't mind her but yeah they need to chill. She hasn't even collabed with anyone from Tempus for MONTHS.

>>40952274
the Regis Altare of VG

>>40951904
Brotuber here. I like hanging with guys who aren't too serious and can do funny stuff like this. All my friends are way too serious and Flay is my oshi brotuber because he feels more like a genuine guy who gels with my sense of humor.

I don't know what HQ and VG are

>>40952300
Hermanito slide show.

I just learned that Axel is lurking /here/
There's a chance that boys have seen my warm words about them! Pretty cool stuff, huh. It should encourage me to be more active, but I feel like an old hag, usually leaving wordy and kinda depressed posts.
Anyway, I'm proud of every single Tempus member, even though I don't have much time to watch the streams. Keep up the good job, guys!! You've been giving me a lot of comfort recently

>>40952089
Gee I wonder if that’s why they come here.

>>40952184
We knew they were obviously here, it's just funny now that Axel confirmed it

>>40952325
Chilla can't optimize for shit

rate the hakka

>>40952257
>One
Nah I don't even watch her I just want to titfuck and jizz on her face

>>40951225
the grooming sessions are gonna go SO HARD. probably why he called out Vesper publicly in stream last night to guilt him into a collab

>>40952140
>>40952168
the VG boys are under the 1 hour limit so it makes sense for them. just wait until the restriction is lifted then they'll play good horror games.

JOBBERS ALL OF THEM DAMN IT!

Rip stream...

>>40952186
I'M TRYING.

>>40952363
HQ is og boys, VG is new boys

>>40952011
Suck on shotas tranny cock, numberfag.

mi hermanito ya no se mueve

>>40951308
>mostly brotuberfag audience
That's not gonna happen. I like Tempus but they'll never beat Luxiem.

.

>>40952363
Headquarters and Vanguard, i.e. the original boys and the new boys

>>40952396
It's just one guy that constantly brings her up out of nowhere though. You can tell because he posts about her the exact same way every time.

>>40952376
Shut up and take the ice cream, faggot.

>>40952186
I'm ruminating the sleep paralysis... might give it a go

>>40952417
I know that much but do the letters not mean anything?

>>40952201
One of the better 3rd party collab partners who actively supports Tempus. Wouldn't necessarily call it shilling, but I get the constant name-dropping not being liked.

>>40952361
But I like Flayon's voice tho?

>>40952396
go to /lig/

Chilla's game is horribly optimized.
Even Shinri got problems and he's the most prepared.

>>40952438
R

>>40951904
I truly wish to have sex with this small child (male).

In all seriousness, where the fuck else would an english vtuber lurk? The reddit hugbox of dead memes? This place is a shithole on the best of days and says bad no-no words, but it's realistically the only place where you can get actual discussion about vtubers on the english internet (even if it's 50% schizophrenics)
Totally no surprise he's here, as well as all the rest of them except some total normies maybe (those don't exist in tempus)

>>40952442
Ah makes sense then

>>40952490
Doesn't Shinri also have the oldest PC? I don't know what his specs are.

>>40952478
Headquarters and Vanguard

>>40952487
/lig/ma balls

>>40952396
Based

>>40952479
it definitely is shilling no one even talks about rpr that much

>>40952438
A

>>40952438
A

>>40952121
Ame, if you're really here just like Axel and Mori, I'd love to see you interact more with Axel, your sibling chemistry with him in Astroneer was really cute

>>40952487
/lig/ma balls

>>40952438
P

>>40952438
A

>>40952011
>Guys do not watch Tempus
Unfortunately they still do. How do we get them to stop?

why do people numberfag anyways

I am trying so damn hard to give Hakka a chance but goddamn his fucking accent keeps throwing me off. It's just so annoying especially since as a fellow spic one of my roommates had one of his buddies come and live with us and he had this exact same exact accent. And anytime I'd come home from work and he was playing Fornite, he'd be screaming and shit with his buddies with this same goddamn accent and it was so offputting.

>>40952601
>no one talks about RPR that much
Oh c'mon now.

>>40952610
>It is not of our concern.

>>40952563
Thanks for the analysis vesper!

hakka love! i hope he can fix his technical problems

>>40952491
>>40952603
>>40952606
>>40952644
>>40952647
RAAPA?

>>40952652
Genuine mental illness.

>>40952011
Kys numberfag. Don't spit on my brotuber experience.

>>40952089
You guys are imagining shit. Only Axel has improved. So the rest would be way better if they were /here/.
Vesper read a comment. That list was in Altare's chat.

I want to hear Bettel squeak and whine when I kiss his neck or grab his ass. I bet he would feel ultra pathetic being manhandled by a girl. Need this loser clown to feel like like the pathetic but beloved housepet he is

>>40952648
You will never get rid of me! I will never lose to women!

>/MANS/ THANK YOU FOR THE SUPERCHAT!

Your fagging out over numbers. My hermito is dying and your fagging out over numbers.

JWU Axel if you read this, please tell Anya to have a collabs with Petra

>>40952715
based and same

>hakka yab incoming

>>40952652
My oshi is better than yours because they get more viewers REEEEEEE

>>40952011
>indie male vtubers
Name one besides shoto

>>40952011
>Uses Shoto because his argument falls apart if you use other men like Merry or Takahata

>they're unironically /here/
I guess you could say we're all
SAILING THE SAME BOAT BOYS

>>40952610
>sibling chemistry
Honestly it was more like a disappointed owner trying to keep his dog from doing dumb shit