/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

I just want to fuck a bito

I MISSED YOU /PCG/ DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN

So close...

>>40895295
you weren't i was baking a thread then hit refresh and there was this one. you will NEVER be free

>>40895277
Ironically, all the homoerotic shitposting is why I think /pcg/ might be the sanest general on this board.

>Uruka talking about getting bigger from American food
>burps
MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK MY DIIIIIIICCCCCCK!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

henry

WHOOOOREE

>>40895295
I am a 3th degree baker. If we go 5 minutes without a thread I have the OP text and a set of images prepped

Liker love

cat love

>>40895378
I will now watch every Yuri stream. I love her new outfit.

>>40895378
Imagine this but with the Shinji bulge.

>>40895412
blood in blood out

>>40895248
Wait it's all incest?

>>40895554
>little sister experience of a little sister who has brother complex

>>40895339
the only sane general /vt/ ever had was /become/

>>40895554
Yes. I’m a good big brother.

Today I will stop being racist.

>>40895722
why :(

>>40895722
lmao

>>40895722
I will be double racist to make up for you my nigger.

>>40895722
do not

>>40895722
Pattern recognition is a necessary part of life.

>>40895722
If you're going to stop using your racism can you give your's to me?

>>40895722
Why do you want to stop watching Phase Connect?

>>40895844
God I'm glad I'm not this crazy. I don't even have an oshi.

>>40895722
you are going to start watching vshojo how awful

>>40895722
But you will at least continue being sexist, right?

Pippa burps

Pippa farts

>>40895412
>>40895516
Men after mine own heart

>>40895722
>sees a cute black girl once

>>40895722
I'll wait for you. As long as it takes. Until you decide to return...

>>40896216
Me but with Latina’s like Lia.

Aboriginal and Torrens Straight Islander viewers are reminded to please apply for Phase Connect Generation 3.

>>40896253
Can you not return empties down under?

>>40895722
AYO WASSUP MY NIGGA?
MIND LETTING ME IN YO HOUSE NIGGA?

>>40896286
They're just making a ritual circle out cans from shitty beer. It's a beautiful culture.

>>40895722
good luck anon, I'll double up in your memory

>>40895722
What has been noticed can never be unnoticed.

>>40896253
Are you expecting them to walk to the store every couple minutes? Let them finish before they pack it up

>>40896375
Sorry, meant to respond to
>>40896286

Goodnight /pcg/

>>40896253
Please don't post things like that, our fellow anon is trying to quit racism.

>>40896178
maybe

>>40896375
jej

>>40896253
DON'T BE RAMA RAMA

>>40896414
Thanks for the crayon, just drop it in

>>40896414
Night Liker bro, mwah~

What’s every Phase Connect member’s favorite food?

PANKO MANKO

>>40896508
Apart from my dick?

>>40896508
>INB4 all replies are My [insert random bodily fluid]
Personally I think that Lia feeds on pure radiation but what do I know

>>40896508
grilled sidekirt

I'm watching Pippa's Needy Girl Overdose stream. It's wild seeing her wonder how the fuck to get 100k subscribers

bear update: after some consideration she no longer wishes to be approached if you notice her in public somewhere

god I want to fuck Uruka

>>40896915
>>40896948
Nice cooldownposting dude, I feel the same way.

>>40896990
the second poster is not me but i also want to fuck uruka

>>40896990
nope

>>40896508
Salad

>>40897051
veimi dreamworks face

copulate responsibly

>>40896948
I also didn't make this post. And I also want to fuck Uruka

>uruka to end the night
>multiple bear bros posting
the thread is healing

>>40897051
I want to slap her cheeks with both hands at the same time and make her spit out whatever she's eating.

>>40897081
I will get a boy pregnant and you cannot stop me

>>40896990
>>40897030
all me

>>40897110
Why are so you mean?

>>40897138
very nice

>>40896286
No you can and in SA/NT where those guys definitely are, it's ten cents per can
I suspect if they ever do pick the empties up they'd wait until they have enough laying around to buy a whole slab of beer with. Otherwise they've gotta carry money around and in their culture it's essentially mandatory to give any money you have to relatives and other aboriginals if they ask you - which means it's basically impossible to save up.

>>40897030
>>40897138
>4 AM
>2 AM
Go to sleep.

>>40897138
How did you get a screenshot of my monitor?

>>40897156
Not mean, I just wanna taste, since it's the only way I'll ever know how her mouth tastes like due to her rejecting touch

>>40897110
What do you MEEEEEAN

Phase Connect girl that has a fetish that will actually make me sick?

Kirsche invader hype!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK-mCiBXbow

>>40897196
She didn't reject my touch an hour ago.

>>40897253
>10 hours
[Reasonable prediction] Lia will show up on 3 hours of sleep.

>>40897261
Don't name your onahole after a vtuber.

>>40897217
pic but instead of letting her breathe out gently, I force the food out of her mouth
>>40897261
Brilliant, I'll loot your corpse later for stray lumi hairs

Good morning.

Is Airi a virgin?

>>40897322
Only for the next 20min

>>40897322
Not after last night. She fucked (me)

>>40897322
not anymore sorry

trans rights btw

>>40897322
All vtubers are virgins, they said so.

>>40897086
all we need is a quick jig after uruka is done

As someone who's had actual, real sex with Lumi... its mid.

I just realized that Uruka takes in accusations and claims of lewd actions and deflects them kinda like how jerma deals with wild and outlandish accusations and claims that build part of his lore.
I'm not sure what to do with this realization.

>>40897408
i bet lumi is a dead fish

>>40897428
I don’t watch Jerma. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

>>40897110
I too want to slap both her cheeks with my hands at the same time and make her shit out whatever she ate.
That IS what you said, right? Sorry, I'm dyslexic.

>>40897245
I'm pretty sure Lia is into mpreg. Idk about Hime but she's probably into some real degen shit. I wouldn't be surprised if she was into some weird omegaverse type kink.

>Lia's next stream is a collab with Kirsche on Predecessor
>>40897408
Lumi is an eternal femcel

>>40897462
Is funny thing, mostly good I suppose, but it kinda has little impact, if any at all. Just sharing my thought.

>>40897462
nta Basically pushing anything into extremely outlandish which makes them actually outlandish.

>>40897514
if they actually play the game for more than like 45m I will be disappointed

>>40897490
I want to love the loom like she deserves, how in the high tides of hell did you think I was some sort of scat fetishist.
Even brapbros are better than that.

[Henri news]He's planning to exterminate League of Legends players.

henri... take your MEDS

[Breaking News] Drama is for fags, and Uruka is going to gain a ton of weight.

>>40897573
time to report him for threats of violence!

>>40897615
This won't just be a picture for long

[anon news] he still doesn't care about >>40897573 (You)

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1613824844289970178
What are Lia and Yuri gonna do together in their manic fit?

>>40897637
Uruka my chubby wife...
I love you so much!

>>40897650
Strap Uruka to a chair, and force feed her chicken biscuits.

Henri at this point just put the effort into becoming your own vtuber and become the saint you pine for.
Continuing this bullshit is retarded.

Phase connect has other members besides Pipp?

Huh... you learn something new evertday.

>>40897650
sweaty discord sex while playing valorant

>>40897680
Are they at least gonna molest her as they Architect her?

>>40897686
>henri becomes the next gura killer (lol)

Why must we be genetically conditioned to want to protect, help and care for random stranger women we can't really do anything for? I'm tired of feeling like this every time I watch a sadgirl stream

>>40897650
a short fight followed by fingerblasting

>>40897717
Pippa isn't a part of phase she's a part of kawaii you stupid fucking newfag. people like you are why we can't have anything nice. go back to /pkg/ and never come back

>>40896300
Mr. Trudeau!

>>40897753
We're at least 8 fingers down. I will pray he does as such.

>>40897753
He will definitely be male Rushia. They have the same personality disorder.

>>40897728
No true architect would make their feedie uncomfortable… but they are not true architects…

>>40897758
I have no comment beyond this image

>>40897758

>>40897763
>>40897794
based

>>40897758
ask god not me

>>40897787
If Phase would have a male branch, Fishman should hire Henri since he's basically Rushia. He will earn a lot of cash from his ultra parasocial antics, maybe even more than Luxiem, and the drama from his inevitable collapse will bring even more attention.

>>40897978
>and then he joins vshitshow and fades into obscurity
win-win situation

>>40898009
Please no, he will kill Kson once he sees her

>>40897573
I know Henri's an autistic retard, but there's no way this excuse is true. It's Chris-chan levels of bullshit backtracking. The dude shat on everybody in the company and put down all of Pippa's coworkers, something Pippa specifically hates about her incline. And he seems shocked that there was backlash?

>>40898052
Apparently the word "carry" is hate speech now.

>>40897245
Lia refused to read scat lines in fanfics.

>uruka showing body on stream
hell yeah
>some retard in chat in all caps asking what her hair color is IRL
I am going to kill you

>>40897758
You were supposed to use that drive for women that you met IRL instead, we were never meant to listen to the troubles of women that live countries apart and use anime avatars to appear cuter. The industrial revolution and its consequences etc

[Urkuka News]
She's getting undressed for chat. Because they like it.

[Uruka News] Her belly button is an innie. Crisis averted.

>>40898222
>they like it
we know who's really getting off to this

>>40898272
Hopefully she'll tire herself out after stream and get some rest, poor thing.

>>40897955
I want to force feed her meds until she willingly becomes my trad wife

>>40898385
Don't make the same mistake I made anon...

>>40898199
there was that idiot doing a n tower a few minutes before too. late hours, retards start coming out

>>40897758
There are clear evolutionary advantages to mirror neurons. By-products are by-products. Again, the natural disposition has also been reinforced culturally to promote society's stability among other things. Still, if you care only for random stranger women, it's a (you) problem.

>>40897773
Woow that's cool but I sure dont care

>>40898423
>There are clear evolutionary advantages to mirror neurons
Worry not, THE FUTURE will make better Mirror Neural Networks.

>Uruka and Junky American Food
>Wemi and costco
What other PC mem's have dynamics like this?

>shows her stomach
isn't Uruka suppose to be seiso bear?

>>40898498
pippa and soda
lia and terrible amateur writing
lumi and disgusting men

>>40898563
LUMI IS NOT A WHORE

>>40898498
>luther burger
I forgot this was a thing until just now. I can't believe people took a joke food from a tv show meant to mock Americans for being fat, and made it real.
I both hate and love this country so, so much.

>>40898586
Those aren't mutually exclusive, an-non.

>>40898606
I love this dumb trash bear

>>40895468
haha

>>40898699
me too

>>40898711
haha...

>>40898711
based

>>40898711
BIGGER

>>40898711
>>40898746
Lumi's dreams...

>>40898711

>>40897758
its the appeal just sit back relax and enjoy the sad girls

[Uruka News] She wants to be spanked.

So, what's the deal with Uruka? What all foods did she eat?

>>40898864
Source?

does Uruka not own non-reflective forks?

>>40898896
She said so.

what's uruka's mbti?
I think she's an ESFJ

>>40898907
No, she hasn't been to the fork store in months.

>>40898941
DYRBI?

>>40898711
LET ME SUCK IT

>>40898941
>extrovert
As an ENFP, I can tell she ain’t an extrovert in the slightest.

>"no, *you're* Horno."
huh, I think I understand the GFE guys now.

Pippa love~

Trash bear was streaming before I left for work and she still is now that I'm home. Amazing.

HOW CAN THIS TRASH BEAR HAVE EVERY WRONG FOOD OPINION?!?!?!

>>40898974
the letters have nothing to do with extraversion, they're just shorthand for the functions. you can be an introverted ENFP.

>>40899161
Steak-cut french fry bros...

>>40899177
I only have a cursory understanding of it, but are you telling me this picture is trying to troll me?

[Uruka News]
She's taking husband applications.

Can not believe uruka is looking for a husband on stream.

BUENOS DIAS OS DESEA EL PANCO

"I need a green card and you need a clean room" what an absolute lad.

Yeah do you chores… you stinky trash bear…

>>40895378
It's a drawing

[breaking news] It’s Friday the 13th

Good morning /pcg/. I love PP (Pippa and Panko).

>>40898941
MBTI is astrology for autists

>>40899606
Is that really the truth?

>>40899648
Isn’t MBTI based on physiologically and cognitive functions?

>>40899606
Good morning, I want Panko to sit on my face.

>>40899648
I'm stealing this one

>>40899687(me)
>psychology
How the fuck did I mess that up

Uruka..............

>>40899661
Do you have any of her other member emotes in high quality like this?

I want to save her bros... why...

>>40899753
I like anons pointing out their own mistakes when I miss them.

anyone else feeling the burnout from streaming? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on going on hiatus for a week and see what happens

>>40899648
its correlated highly with big 5 personality traits which are 'real science' (as much as psychology can be anyway, which is not terribly)

>>40899848
Fuck you pippa get in the streamer chair.

>>40899848
Nothing will happen.

>>40899848
love you too Pippa

Do these girls earn well?

Honestly simply "streaming" for fun seems like a nightmare to me, at this point do Youtube videos about stuff you like. But constantly interacting and tard wrangling a group of people is extremely tiring so I don't see it worth it unless I'd earn something out of it.

bros, Uruka's parent anecdotes kind of make me wanna save...

>>40899848
I’m feeling the burnout of you sucking my dick. Maybe I’ll put you on hiatus for a week and let your mom have another turn.

Scrolled to the bottom, did I miss any good posts.

>>40899687
it's a self-administered personality test which inherently means it is extremely unreliable and thus basically worthless. most people aren't super skilled when it comes to perceiving their own behaviors, therefore your result is more likely to decribe how you THINK you act rather than how you actually act. take the test once, and then take it again a few months later, there's a good chance your result will be different.

>>40899931
>>40898711
>>40895722

>>40899265
it's an attempt to make it more easily marketable, but it also makes it less accurate/useful. ENFP means your first function is extraverted intuition. look into it, if you want.

What MBTI is Lia? Lmao

>>40899916
some people (particularly women) actually like interacting with others
very strange phenomenon

>>40899687
Just like astrology, based on tons of made up science.

>>40900053
Our exchange is a more meaningful interaction than "talking" to chat.

>>40895722
You can't undo the truth anon..

man uruka is still going
seems like she really missed talking to us

Stop getting pets when you don't know that you're gonna be able to take care of them for 15+ years

>>40900054
>psychology and the study of the brain is made up

>>40900090
by your logic nobody should get a pet
there's no human that can predict what will happen that far ahead

>>40900084
Nigga this is all in her head. We’re just her delusions.

>>40900169
wish she'd get creative

>>40900126
Well established households with stable jobs can get pets. Anyone else (Uruka) shouldn't

>>40900090
>>40900126
>>40900238
Just get a cat. Problem solved.

>>40900078
It's attention. When a lot of people watch you and comment on everything you say or do, it makes your life feel meaningful and boosts your sense of self worth.

>>40900319
cats are bad
get dogs or bunnies instead

>>40900126
Nobody should get a pet.

>>40900320
Hence why all these girls are extremely happy.........
:)

>>40900373
No? Just because you enjoy doing something doesn't imply it will make you happy long term. Case in point: watching vtubers.

I’m going to create a Uruka tulpa.

>>40900423
*an

>>40900373
that's what's keeping most of them from other forms of attention seeking like bleach shots

>>40900350
I refuse, Pippa.

>>40900431
I WILL RAPE YOU

>>40900360
This tbqh. I like most pets but I'd never get one. I can understand a family having a pet dog to teach kids responsibility and care but beyond that it's just a messy time bomb of heartache or a weird hobby like snakes, rats or spiders

I want to help Yuri figure out herself with the wisdom of my cock!

>>40899648
I don't care. It's fun. I also like astrology btw, I'm a Libra.

Is Lia a stand user?

>>40900582
Yeah it's form is a brap cloud named "Gas Gas Gas!"

>>40900652
What can it do?

>>40898711
all these replies and not one single
>I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
truly the sad state of this website

>>40900735
But I don’t though… I’m just being honest…

>>40900735
tourist season

>>40900455
isn't that what the tulpa is for?

>>40900735
Only you think that joke was funny after the first week. That's what's sad really.

>>40900809
No. I’d love the tulpa.

>>40900735
I didn't want to be screencapped by the epic /vt/ memes twitter account, I'm shy >---->

Is it normal for Uruka to stream this long?

>>40900873
DONT JINX IT

>>40900845
but Uruka wants to be manhandled

Consider listening to Phase Friend and dragonwife Miryu sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN5E8gVz-ls

[Uruka News] GAY LUIGI

uruka is very confused by youtube poops

I THINK PIPPA SUCKS

>>40901043
Whatever you say, Fish Man.

You win uruka ill go to bed before the sun rises just this once.

>uruka humour is old frozen shitpost videos from 2013.
Anyone remember the /frozen/ generals on /co/? I think those were almost as autistic as /pcg/. Not as autistic as the katawa shoujo threads on /vg/ which have been ongoing since 2011 of course.

>>40901043
Well you're wrong!

>>40900360
Fuck off PETA

>>40900350
Rabbits are fucking horrible pets
They pee a fuck ton every time they have to pee and not only it foams it fucking reeks
They are also neurotic and are always in fight or flight mode because they are prey animals
Get a carnivore, any carnivore they are far better pets to have

Liaschizo just absolutely destroyed Henri

>>40901248
/ksg/ isn't autistic it's just sad.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>40901323
It's schizos all the way down.

>>40901384
To fight the abyss, one must know it

>>40900735
i mean the whole reason the post was funny is cause its that bulge in particular

>>40900373
These girls don't seem happy to me, but it certainly stops them chasing validation in other ways.

URUKA JUST STOP STREAMING I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP I GET A DAY OFF TOMORROW AND I DON’T WANT TO SLEEP THROUGH IT ALL PLEEEEAASE

good night to the losers and the haters

>>40901384
With no lower bounds

[Uruka News] I need sleep…

>>40901511
see you next time champ.

>>40901384
Liaschizo is a hero and an example of what a Phase schizo should be. He saved and protected our boy Flakes. Henri was a destructive force from the start, an egotistical borderline asshole who manipulates vtubers to fulfill his deranged messiah fantasies. Kson and Pippa were his victims, until they both kicked him out.
Then again that makes him an excellent candidate if Phase would want a male Rushia

>>40901511
See you later space cowboy

>>40900350
>>40901304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVopyFhea6U

Tigers are like cats but larger and more intelligent. Get a tiger.

>uruka watching 10 year old weird al music videos
Aw yiss, this is the shit.

>>40900350
>cats are bad

Somebody make Uruka listen to “pretty fly for a rabbi” since she’s listening to Weird Al. Lmao

>>40901632
>>40901698
get a snow leopard instead
way better to cuddle with
although a bit more high maintance

Uruka looks so confused watching this fucking video.

>>40901742
Snow leopards are actually more closely related to tigers than asian leopards or clouded leopards.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ufnqL-hQJTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQm4CnHMwxc

They also like carrying their tails to keep their noses warm in the Himalayan cold and try to purr (but lack the necessary muscles to properly purr). It should be noted that tigers do not purr, but chuff (which is like a purr)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J3YTOFSvpG4

Jaguars are good too, but they are very sneaky. Also a little terrifying since other cats will try to break your neck, but jaguars are known to sink their teeth into their prey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgK64rMJCvQ

>go to sleep
>wake up
>uruka is still streaming
Is she just an endurance streamer now? Her lisp is arousing me.

>ps4 pig
Snoys eternally BTFO

>>40901955
>be gone for like a month
>come back
>stream three times as long to make up for it

Why aren't people praising Liaschizo for saving our boy Flakes and destroying the Devil? Shouldn't Lia Herself praise him as well?

>>40902046
Because you're all annoying faggots who should kill yourselves. This shit stopped being funny a lifetime ago

>>40902031
>be gone so long the universe resets after singularity
>come back
>she’s still streaming

Fun fact the baby in the PS3 commercial was crying because he knew it had NO GAEMZ

>>40902295
It's funny now that PS5 literally has zero games at all.

>>40902295
kek

>>40902334
What's funnier is that people spent the last 2 years freaking out trying to buy PS5 in spite of that.

>>40902295
OH NO NO NO SNOYBROS

[Breaking News] Uruka did NOT know about scary maze.

>>40902461
the second she didn't react I knew what was coming

Just saw a shot of Boxxy in this nickelodeon video that Uruka was watching.

Boxxy was a teen star? Holy shit. I just thought she was an annoying proto-e-thot that preceded the rise of twitch whores, like Applemilk.

Holy shit Uruka's voice is beautiful and she's chinese. Enna and Selen are also chinese and have deep voices too. But Hakos Ballz is chinese and annoying.

Chinese is just the silliest sounding language ever. It sounds like they're being racist to themselves when they speak it.

[Breaking News]Henri responded to Liaschizo's polemic and he is furious.

>>40902650
>But Hakos Ballz is chinese and annoying.
please do not insult my mating press material

I never realized it but Uruka's model is sex. Also 1/3 of Phase connect have chokers and the majority either have a choker, a free-standing collar or a shirt which is held up by something that circles around their neck.

[Uruka News] My balls are tingling

>>40902689
Mandarin is fucked up because of the communistic purges and nationalist standardizations.

phase connect general??? more like, poopoo caca general HAHAHAAAAAAAA

[Anon News] I am not watching Uruka.

>>40902842
Pippa… get off the internet and come back to bed…

>>40902824
This is why I told Pippa to learn Traditional Chinese with my first superchat. AND I GOT BANNED FOR IT.

>>40902842
this is it. pcg can never recover...

I'm pretty sure her parents are related

>>40902842
BEST POST ITT HOLY SHIT
I FELL OVER LAUGHING XD
GREAT POST LOL!!!!! DDDD
HAHAHAHAH!! GRATS!!! xDxDxD

>>40902842

I’ve been holding in a shit ever since Uruka started streaming.

>>40895248
Just checked up the braptuber Uruka refused to watch. Good shit

Uruka's voice is very soothing...

[Uruka News]
She is exposing chat to man-made horrors beyond our comprehension

>>40902897
Kek henry you crazy fuck.

>>40902815
This can be a symptom of nerve damage in your testes. I'm sorry, the vaxx has sterilized you.

>I’m so tired
Yes! Let me go to bed.
>but I’m scared
…

>>40903423
I can save her.

[Uruka News] Ha! Got Em!

>>40903483
You can't. No one can. She's Chinese.

>>40903521
*Taiwanese

>>40903048
Feels like her new model is too bimbo-y to pull off this smug look.

>>40903056
I've had diarrhea because I made peri peri shrimp. I just shit until I can't shit anymore because the body eventually runs out of shit to shit out. It's science.

>>40903048
I miss her bros..

PIPPA PLEASE I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I CAN SHOTGUN A TALL BOY FASTER THAN MY DAD.

>>40903717
128K siblings are filling her with cum right now

>>40903809
129k. Soon to be 130k.

>>40903809
>Implying any of them can shotgun a tall boy faster than me

>>40897650
Fuck (again)

I'm going to groom Bluebear while she's half awake!

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru amazon prime watch party: Friday the 13th (2009)

new thread
>>40904388
>>40904388

>>40900350
go to bed pippa

>>40899648
>>40899708
>>40900054
it's more reality-based than astrology.

the sleepy dragon has claimed another victim, clawing fujikura from the stream and into bed. Sasuganasa!

>>40900126
it might sound extremist to you but that's how third world countries end up with filled with feral dogs in the streets, there need to be some strict policies around pet ownership for it to work
>>40900350
dog are for niggers, and bunnies for women. People that can't handle cats because "le egoist uncaring pet", have issues

>>40898711
That's tiny as fuck!!
NEED MASSIVE BULGE
up to her tits