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▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website:
https://phase-connect.com/
Official Schedule:
https://schedule.phase-connect.com/
Official Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect
Official Character References:
https://pastebin.com/RP5DxAmi
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives:
https://pastebin.com/qAsMRhBa

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▼Lia 鈴香 アシェリア (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝 ナサ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/UtataneNasa
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿 いおり (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HakushikaIori
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉 ウルカ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/FujikuraUruka
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠 みちる (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ShisuiMichiru
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満 マエミ (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TenmaMaemi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvmSVAwFc5MJwQowsDvCTuw
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン ピッパ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PipkinPippa
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/pipkinpippa

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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lumikaneko
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fuurayuri
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fuurayuri
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/yuri
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwAjtHIn_kr77pfibIotDQQ

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▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RemiliaNephys
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼ Airi Chisaka 千坂 アイリ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChisakaAiri
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/chisakaairi
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UCx7aPMHI_kK1CP6zSvilHSA
▼Shiina Amanogawa 天ノ川 しいな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AmanogawaShiina
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UCkDfBt3R64R2rRIrAQwldeQ
▼ Rie Himemiya 姫宮りえ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HimemiyaRie
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UC3-Rfh_Ek-s6EUWS4fT5VPw
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ErinaMakina
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Panko Komachi 小町ぱんこ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/komachipanko
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KomachiPanko
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/komachipanko
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_EIfw5I5uDlwsK6sc-83Q

▼Phase Friends
AkioAIR >>>/vt//aa/
Prism >>>/vt//ppg+/
Tsunderia >>>/vt//tsun/
Kawaii >>>/vt//pkg/
Idol Corp >>>/vt/jidf/
Yubicraft >>>/vt//ybc/
Aoi Moi - https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Maple Alcesia - https://twitter.com/MapleAlcesia
Haruna Swift - https://twitter.com/HarunaSwift
KKCyber - https://twitter.com/kkcyberai

Previous thread >>40872418

>> No.40883912
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I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>> No.40883939
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cat sex

>> No.40883958
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NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>> No.40883962
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[anon news] I LOVE Pippa!

>> No.40883980
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I like Lia! Only Lia! Always Lia!
She's Lia!

>> No.40884034
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I like Pippa.

>> No.40884044

Uruka tummy status?
Pippa gamer status?
Panko sadgirl status?
Yuri motivation status?

>> No.40884065
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gen1 just hits different

>> No.40884072
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Pippa Feet

>> No.40884082

i just want to fuck rie

>> No.40884089

>>40884044
>Pippa gamer status?
she gamin

>> No.40884139
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Pippa LOVE

>> No.40884151
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ピッパ抱きします!

>> No.40884152
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I love this creature.
The Hare.

>> No.40884156

>>40883980
is this real?

>> No.40884230
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>> No.40884238

How old is Lia? Like I know she's as zoomer as it gets but , say Pippa is pretty young too isn't she? How big of an age difference is there?

>> No.40884264

>>40884238
Lia is 19
Pippa is 3

>> No.40884303
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40884303

PANKO MANKO

>> No.40884308

>>40884238
Lia is 19 Pippa is 3

>> No.40884366
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Are these really the best games of 2022 /pcg/?
https://youtu.be/QjgIDfolEiA

>> No.40884440

>>40884238
Pippa is 3
Lia is 19

>> No.40884472

>>40884238
Lia is retarded

>> No.40884478

>>40884065
soul

>> No.40884493

>>40884238
Lia is 3
Pippa is 19

>> No.40884537

Mold connect

>> No.40884570

>>40884366
I hate that Pipper pic

>> No.40884569
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>>40884537

>> No.40884583

>>40883939
Yeah, with me

>> No.40884663
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40884663

I love hag girlfriend Airi!

>> No.40884664

HOLY SHIT BROS DID YOU HEAR THAT LIVE PIPPA BRAP A SECOND AGO?!?!

>> No.40884694

>15 year olds shouldn't be parents
Cringe

>> No.40884744

I love the fucking FEAR voicelines they're funnier than any well structured joke could be

>> No.40884793

>>40884694
Yeah, with me.

>> No.40884802

You will be a Pippa among Pipkins.

>> No.40884840

>>40884802
But what about the Pipkin Amongus?

>> No.40884876

>>40884366
I love that Pipper pic

>> No.40884883

Good stuff pippa

>> No.40884921

>>40883980
did my favourite comedian entertainer discover Lia?? wtf

>> No.40884964
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The sun is out. Likers are frolicking in the meadows. Lia has streamed.
Today is a good day!

>> No.40884973
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The Bear is live and eating like a child
https://youtu.be/uFBrC0irKnk

>> No.40884977

>>40884065
N-Nasa doko?

>> No.40885042

What weight oil does erina take

>> No.40885086
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>> No.40885102

Pippa is triggering my inner concernfag

>> No.40885129

[Pippa News] Deus Ex will be the next big game

>> No.40885130

>>40885086
fun fact: "panko" is japanese for "bread girl"

>> No.40885143

Deus Ex next in the pipe, anons! Lets fucking go!

>> No.40885162

SOMETHING’S BREWING AT D AND D

>> No.40885164

>>40883980
is this from todays stream?

>> No.40885232

>>40885162
WOW!
PIP PACCINO!?

>> No.40885239

>>40883869
Change your Phase Friends like the last OP a few threads back

Lia doing Collab with Kirsche tomorrow and Nyaru next week.

>> No.40885292
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>>40885143
>>40885129
Someone been watching Woozie?

>> No.40885311

>>40885239
oh no, we are NOT going through this 'Phase Friends' OP debate again

>> No.40885334

>>40885239
The OP stays.

>> No.40885335

BASS

>> No.40885373

>>40885292
Who? Pippa has been talking about and been recommended Deus Ex for like a year now.

>> No.40885401
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40885401

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE GAMEPLAY
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE PLANNING
RATE THE STREAM

>> No.40885410
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RATE THE RABBIT
RATE GAMEPLAY
RATE BANTER
RATE THE STREAM

>> No.40885431

>>40885239
they can't add any more there are no more lines.
they could just flat out remove Phase Friends in order to spare hurt feelings

>> No.40885438

>>40885401
>>40885410
Love Pippa

>> No.40885444

In my opinion we should demote you, the person reading this, your oshi to phase Friend

>> No.40885467

>>40884366
made for big bunny cock

>> No.40885484

>>40884973
I want to sniff bear ass. I want to slap the bear until every inch of her skin glows bright red, and choke her as I pump her womb full of virile, impregnating semen.

>> No.40885500
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>>40885401
I LOVE MY GHOST MOM!/10

Fun streams over all.

>> No.40885505

>>40885401
Outstanding as always!
She won!
High and tsundere!
What plan?
10/5

>> No.40885522

Uruka is boring

>> No.40885529
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>>40885401
Pippa beat a game on stream. This is the second time I have ever seen this happen and might be the last.
Pippa LOVE/10

>> No.40885561

>>40885401
>>40885410
Need rape correction for being too smug/10

>> No.40885566

Hey everyone I'm doing some research on Vtubers. I wanna know which PC girl has the meatiest pussy?

>> No.40885589

>>40885522
she is

>> No.40885590
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>>40885401
I like it when she goes AAAAH AAAAAAHHH/10

>> No.40885596
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>> No.40885608

>>40885522
She's not going to fuck your boyfriend, femanon.

>> No.40885658

>>40885608
booooooo get new material

>> No.40885681

>>40885596
Yeah, thanks to me.

>> No.40885683
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>>40885239
>tomorrow
>next week

>> No.40885691

>>40885596
its time
>>40885566
airi

>> No.40885696

>>40885608
>femanon
>boyfriend
heh

>> No.40885715
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>>40885311
>>40885334
Most of them don't do anything with phase.

I would keep the bussy boy. Haruna's genmate Rurumi does more than the Apex addict.

When Gen 3 and Invaders II won't be out for many more months it should at least get updated to a degree.

>> No.40885753

[Collab News] Lia & Kirshe collab is happening tomorrow but it will be much earlier than usual it will be at 3 PM EST / Noon PST

>> No.40885766

Is that cheetos pasta? That shit is foul

>> No.40885796

>>40885608
>/pcg/ still mindbroken by a forum thread that had approximately 4 people posting in it

>> No.40885805

I want to hug the Pippa.

>> No.40885807

>>40885401
>>40885410
Love my sister/10

>> No.40885808

>>40885715
It's not up for debate. It's really simple.

>> No.40885814

>>40885130
Panko is Japanese for “yeast infection”

>> No.40885843

>>40885715
kys

>> No.40885845
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>>40885401
Love me rabbit.
Murderous force of nature stumbling delirious, confused, and screaming through hallways/10
Seeing her ramp up the energy after the Punkalopi raid was pretty cute.
Gonna have to choose the GEP gun. Conspiracy rambling is going to make it a stream of all time.
Love watching my little sister play video games on hard mode! Good job Pippa!

>> No.40885853

[mold news] I think Pippa might need to wash, and I may need to see a doctor now…

>> No.40885865

>>40885796
We have about 4 femanons, excluding the talents, so that's about all of them.

>> No.40885905

>>40885796
It's okay femanon I'd never cheat on you even if you wanted it, it's just a meme.

>> No.40885911

BEAR PUKING STREAM LETS GOOOO

>> No.40885929

>gloves
>chopsticks
the fuck is this shit

>> No.40885932
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>cheetos mac & cheese

>> No.40885938

sex with fem capipi

>> No.40885951
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REMI LOVE

>> No.40885953

Which retard said the bear was an acclimated american last thread?

>> No.40885968

>>40885808
Or you could just delete the thing altogether. Better than shilling talent who don't do much for phase.

>> No.40886001
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>>40885401
>>40885410
Pippa raided into Uruka.
All feels right in the world again.

>> No.40886007

>>40885232
ITS NOT PIP ANYMORE

>> No.40886010

>wearing gloves even though we've seen her thighs on stream and she posted her tummy on twitter
what the fuck's her problem

>> No.40886017

>>40885932
I.. don't think I've ever seen those.. and I would definitely never eat them jfc

>> No.40886027

>>40885968
Again. It's not a debate.

>> No.40886029

>>40885929
Uruka. She's grossed out by hands, and is Taiwanese.

>> No.40886045

>>40885953
She is upper class 2nd gen SEA. This shit is going to kill her.

>> No.40886058

>>40885953
No one actually eats that nastiness, it's always deeply discounted

>> No.40886065
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>>40885401
Pippa is a pro gamer/10.
Not only did she actually finish a game, she did it on the highest difficulty.

>> No.40886067

>>40885401
>>40885410
A good stream and a great set of streams overall. Despite what anyone may say Pippa is definitely a gamer. A gamer with an awful sense of direction and mechanical memory, but a whole lot of perseverance and twitch reflex. There was a lot of fun games tangents tonight and the tsundere little sister act will never get old. I liked the one moment where she almost slipped into her old habits of standing still and tangenting with the game in the background. Hoping sleep fixes what's ailing her tonight but at this point I know there'll just be another tomorrow. She really needs to get off her ass and get that check up she resolved to do. And then stay off her ass and do what she needs to to fix shit.
worried/10

>> No.40886070

>cheetos too spicy for uruka

>> No.40886073

>>40885401
>>40885410
Good stream, enjoyed all the shittalking and despite all the memes, Pippa did actually do really well considering she was playing on the highest difficulty. Hope she gets better soon.

Love you stinky rabbit/10

>> No.40886077
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40886077

I love Lumi.

>> No.40886089

Uruka might feel better if she tossed that slop out, and chewed the 3 Course Dinner Gum instead.

>> No.40886092

>>40886058
The poors and niggers eat it.

>> No.40886099

>>40886001
I KNOW RIGHT
THE BALANCE OF PHASE HAS BEEN RESTORED AT LONG
FUCKING LAST

>> No.40886127

why do we always get raided into boring girls?

>> No.40886131

>>40885929
Uruka doesn't get the memo that phase connect is a hand showing company. Vast majority of Phase show hands.

No problem showing thighs though.

>> No.40886143

>>40886010
See >>40886029
She's grossed out by hands and feet. She's fine with thighs, nipples, tits, and ass.

>> No.40886152

So if Pippa plays Deus Ex on hard mode how hard is she going to end up getting softlocked?

>> No.40886194

>>40886027
Says who? Only you.

>> No.40886196
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>>40885401
The good stream hot-streak is still going. Not sure what brought this on but I'm all for it, numbers be damned / 10

>> No.40886203

>>40885715
Do you have any idea how much debate it took to get the bussy boy up there? You know when someone shills someone completely random calling them a 'Phase Friend' that is a meme remnant of that time. The 'Phase Friends' section is ancient that I don't even recall what the collabs with the individuals listed were for and when.

Fact is, we have 4 lines and need to come up to some sort of consensus to change it at all. Besides the section will inevitably be terminated when gen 3 arrives.

>> No.40886228

>not making uruka drink a probiotic on stream
fags

>> No.40886233

Is this bgm like the sequel to Pekora minecraft bgm

>> No.40886272

>>40886127
Why don't you show us your tits?
All good questions.

>> No.40886277

>>40886152
chat gaslights her to max swimming, then no points into hacking, then runs out of GEP gun/prod ammo, then has to reload saves over and over
pretty hard I'd say

>> No.40886284

Uruka baby birding cheetos mac & cheese

>> No.40886301

>>40886233
Uruka's BGM is much like that yes.

You can keep it on for hours.

>> No.40886311

>if you really want to be my wife

>> No.40886366

I want Uruka to drink from my bendy straw

>> No.40886386

>>40886311
>”sorry blue bear but I’m married to my sister as of last night”

>> No.40886432
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40886432

DUERME TRANQUILA ESPAÑA
QUE EL PANCO OS PROTEGE

>> No.40886436
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40886436

>>40886301
>You can keep it on for hours.
The mind break is real.

>> No.40886439

It looks fine to me

>> No.40886502

>>40886233
Fuck I hear it I'm going to think about this every fucking time I hear this

>> No.40886509
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40886509

>>40886311

>> No.40886520

>>40886233
>>40886301
>>40886436
I kind of hate it simply because Uruka streams right when I should be going to bed and her manner of speaking is great sleep sounds but not with that jingle running the whole time.

>> No.40886543

>hot pockets don't look very appetising

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

>> No.40886562

>>40886520
If you turn it low you get over it

>> No.40886622

>>40886520
Same, really. She has a nice voice but the bgm is maddening.

>> No.40886623

>>40886203
>Besides the section will inevitably be terminated when gen 3 arrives.
Invaders is coming first and we can rearrange then.

>> No.40886629

Those pizzas are trash

>> No.40886666
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40886666

>woah this cheep frozen food is cheep and frozen
Do Canadian Blue Bears really?

>> No.40886674

>>40886520
You just need to keep listening to it until it becomes part of your subconscious.

>> No.40886680

>the Lia kirsche collab is on some shitty game instead of a zatsu
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.40886726

>>40886623
Gonna laugh when Kirsche is one when so many refused to include her before.

>> No.40886733
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40886733

>>40886099
All is right in the world...
Plus I passed my 3rd driving test attempt today despite my autism and being 4 years later than all my peers, so I'm happy above average today.

>> No.40886740

>>40886680
When have Lia streams been gameplay focused

>> No.40886744
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SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL BLUE BEAR TO CHANGE HER BGM FOR FUCKING ONCE

>> No.40886761

>>40886744
its called soul anon

>> No.40886769

>>40886680
Don't panic. They will still tangent during the game like her Pippa stream.

>> No.40886777

>>40886740
this is one of Kirsches favorite games. they are gonna play the game sadly. I hope they play for less than 30 minutes
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1613758830319661056

>> No.40886792

>>40886761
NO FUCK YOU
ITS BAD AND I HATE IT

>> No.40886801 [SPOILER] 
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>>40886744
After I teach Wemi to speak french.

>> No.40886824

>>40886733
Good job anon!

>> No.40886826

>>40886792
I love you too anon

>> No.40886828

>>40886058
That's not how economics work.
>>40886045
Yeah it kinda already is.
Seriously if she keeps this up she might legit have to take a couple days off.

>> No.40886849

>>40886680
Holy shit they're playing Predecessor.
This is unexpected but welcome.

>> No.40886852

>>40886744
Maybe if you donated and asked her to lower it

>> No.40886870

>>40886801
>MPH
How many

>> No.40886884

>>40886828
TOMORROW IS RING FIT LETS GO!!!!

>> No.40886894

>>40886744
I LIKE IT NIGGER

>> No.40886932

>>40886733
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU ANON
> All is right in the world...
NOT FOR URUKA NOT FOR LONG

>> No.40886954

>>40886777
This.
Kirsche's forte is having a game slated and accidentally zatsuing through the whole timeslot. If she doesn't have a mod wrangle the shit out of her she will forget to play games 9/10 times.

>> No.40886958

>>40886777
They(and everyone else) average 1hr+ of zatsu before any gameplay these days, I'm sure it will be fine

>> No.40886968
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>telling her it's a probiotic
I hate concernfags so fucking much

>> No.40887012

>she likes the shitty pizzas more than hot pockets
Not a naturalized citizen

>> No.40887038

>>40886733
Now you need to get business cards that say
MOTORIST

>> No.40887058

>should I cook this chicken

>> No.40887098

For about 30 months Ikea sold calzones here.
They were one buck a piece and were way better than hot pockets and I've been trying to find out which year this was and when/why they stopped for ages.

>> No.40887103

>>40887012
You don't eat hot pockets because they're better you eat them because its 1$ a hot pocket. Of course the name brand pizza is going to taste better.

>> No.40887116

>>40887058
they're already cooked anon

>> No.40887142

it never occurs to her to read the can

>> No.40887186

>>40886744
Pekora repetitive insanity vibes are chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUjpke-5jtI

>> No.40887217

Bear is too weak to open a spam can. She's too weak to stop me raping her.

>> No.40887230
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Shame on you all for not buying her good food, and plenty of it.

>> No.40887229

>struggling to open spam
Remember the Ringfit

>> No.40887312

>>40886194
How DARE you take that tone with the boss of /pcg/! Quiet your tongue lest you be set to the vshojo mines.

>> No.40887375

Blue Bear is so feeble, bros...

>> No.40887385

>>40887103
You know what takes about as much effort, is cheaper and has equal or better nutritional value? A baloney sandwich. People hate on baloney but it's no worse than a hotdog wiener.

>> No.40887388
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>>40886680
Good, the streams where she's playing a shitty game without even paying attention to the story and pausing it to read some fucked up fanfic are the best ones

>> No.40887416

>>40886203
Put twitch archives into a pastebin for a start.

>> No.40887422

>So you can hear what I'm doing in the kitchen
That's me! I'll put on a good show for you fags ;)

>> No.40887461

>>40887422
all me

>> No.40887482

At least she is gonna fry up the spam. All this goyslop has like a week's worth of sodium in it.

>> No.40887485
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Phase Friend rosemi got botulism, will uruka join her today?

>> No.40887484

why is bear in glove connect and not in hand connect?

>> No.40887543

>>40887375
>her hands are so tiny the plastic gloves are still kinda loose.
Ahhhh lawd I'm coomin'

>> No.40887620

>>40887485
This is why you don't use fresh garlic to infuse olive oil.

>> No.40887626

>Ugh, it tastes vile
And now my dick is burning from the cheeto sauce. I need to wash up.

>> No.40887639

>>40887186
This goes hard

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This is some kind of avant garde art piece.
How is the blue bear so ingeniously cursed?

>> No.40887696

>>40887485
Anon, all that salt basically ensures that Uruka *won’t* get sick from the Spam. Say what you want about Spam, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t go bad. Kind of like McDonald’s.

>> No.40887748

>>40887696
Pippa has enough moldy mcdonalds around her house to tell you mcdonalds absolutely does go bad.

>> No.40887776

>>40886726
I enjoy Kirsche both as a streamer and as a phenomenon because in many ways she's exactly what many people wanted Pippa to be but certain key points completely damn her in the eyes of the exact same people.

>> No.40887826

spam is pretty good fried but I haven't had it in years

>> No.40887843

>>40887673
Is that cheeto Kraft mac and cheese? I only just tuned in a little while ago.
I’ve tried it before (the normal kind, not flaming hot). That shit is vile. Eating it instantly made me even more classist than I already was.

>> No.40887912

>>40887826
Yeah same, it's fine

>> No.40887929

>>40886143
uruga pls show cute brown nips thx

>> No.40887947

Guys… did Uruka just fart?

>> No.40887961

>moldy rice
Where have I heard this before? I could have sworn someone shat on an Asian vtuber who let her rice go moldy earlier today.
…Was that in /pcg/, and was anon talking about Uruka?

>> No.40887978

Current Blue Bear barf threat level: yellow.

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>> No.40887997

>>40887484
because bear knows that we will lift her fingerprints and scan them against the FBI database to identify her.
A lady in Germany was able to demonstrate how she could use a publicly available image to get the German Defense secretary's fingerprint and pass clearance. Shits wild. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n83oHnd3L8Y

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>>40887980

>> No.40888138

>>40887843
yeah it is, flaming hot cheeto specifically

>> No.40888179

God I wish I was that piece of spam

>> No.40888230 [SPOILER] 

>>40888103
>he knows

>> No.40888283

>>40887929
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

>> No.40888312

ITS HAPPENING BROS! BLUE BEAR IS GETTING FATTER!!!

>> No.40888336

Uruka baby-birding masticated sausage directly into my mouth!

>> No.40888347

when she asked about the bird thing I felt something, I'm scared

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Weird that this still has 700 viewers but I won't argue.

>> No.40888463

>>40888380
it's finally time for the bear to shine

>> No.40888498

>>40888283
Fuuuuuuuck

>> No.40888525

>>40888283
Anyone still have the whole thing?

>> No.40888592

How has she never tried 1 eggo waffle before

>> No.40888625

>>40888525
yes it's saved in my neocortex forever

>> No.40888629 [SPOILER] 

>>40888380
>>40888463
Uruka used to be the first and only 3view for months. She'd easily be 10ma level now if not for her constant moving.

>> No.40888631

>>40888592
She has responsible parents.

>> No.40888686

>>40888592
She had boring parents.

>> No.40888689

>>40888631
Her friends' houses

>> No.40888743

No toaster? Does Uruka actually eat traditional Chinese cuisine(rats)?

>> No.40888750 [SPOILER] 

>>40888592
>>40888689
Consuming zogchow is no better than consuming cigarettes or alcohol. Doesn't matter whose house it is at.

>> No.40888752

>>40888380
I'm waiting for the inevitable stomach reckoning

>> No.40888756

Maple syrup is so good, that's cheating

>> No.40888779

>>40888592
back in high school during summer break I'd stay up until sunrise and run 5 miles to the 24 hour Walmart to buy a box of Eggo waffles then run back and eat them all then go to bed. Good times.

>> No.40888812

chicken noodle soup? She should have gotten SpaghettiOs

>> No.40888818

>Chicken Noodle o's
I think she will be my oshi

>> No.40888822 [SPOILER] 

>>40888743
To make this really simple:
It's either
-Traditional chinese cuisine
-Takeout
-Costco lasagna (the latter is the reason she has zero dirty dishes -- She just eats that shit straight out the package)

>> No.40888854

>>40888592
bear family hates zogslop

>> No.40888866
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Bros imagine the shits she is going to take after this.

>> No.40888880

People who just busted those Campbell's things open and ate them are fucked up. There was a kid that would just bring a spaghettios can and eat it in my middle school

>> No.40888914 [SPOILER] 

>>40888866
>Bros imagine the shits she is going to take after this.
After this? None at all, not for several days.

>> No.40888915

>”I’ve never used a toaster”
>”do you heat this up?”
Do Canadian euthanasia victims really?

>> No.40888926

Why's she so weak she's supposed to be a bear

>> No.40888938

>>40888880
I've eaten beans like that camping, it's whatever

>> No.40888967

>>40888880
if spaghettios are condensed too then I fucked up every can

>> No.40888971

>>40885130
Pippa in Italian mans "jerking off", imagine how hard it is for Panko to interact with her without laughing.

>> No.40888991

>>40888967
they're not condensed

>> No.40888993

>>40888914
This is why she has the probiotic

>> No.40889028

>>40888926
Imagine how easy it would be to overpower her. It wouldn't even be a struggle.

>> No.40889047

>>40888914
So i's going to fester a while. Marvelous.

>> No.40889050

Beefaroni was the real top tier sloppa.

>> No.40889054

>>40888880
what's wrong with eating condensed soup? are you telling me you actually pour an entire can of water in with your soup?

>> No.40889055

>>40888915
I'm sure you can find a family in MN that eat with their hands on the floor

>> No.40889107

>>40888866
Are scatfags an evolution of brapbros?

>> No.40889124

Pippa's desk was cleaner than Uruka's

>> No.40889129
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>>40888880
its perfectly normal anon

>> No.40889147

>>40887947
Time stamp or your a fag

>> No.40889156

>>40889050
there is no beef in it at all anymore, comically small chunks of beef and there aren't many of them

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>>40888926
>>40889028
You guys have a sick fetish, go back to watching your skeleton struggle to pick things up.

>> No.40889217

>>40889156
That makes me sad. The sauce was pretty good compared to the alternatives.

>> No.40889242

>>40889171
miss skellington erotic

>> No.40889255

That waffle is carbonized.

>> No.40889260

imagine if penders reacts to lia clips...

>> No.40889265

>>40889147
I would, if you didn’t make spelling mistakes like that.

>> No.40889288

>>40889107
Yes.

>> No.40889297

Belgian waffles are so good

>> No.40889298

how do you burn an eggo?

>> No.40889332

>>40889298
Be Canadian.

>> No.40889338

>>40889265
ok lumi

>> No.40889363

It tastes good because of the maple syrup

>> No.40889375

>>40889298
Same way you burn a poptart: over cook it.

>> No.40889409

>only the bread products are edible
Very true

>> No.40889416

>>40889265
What a cop out

>> No.40889417

>>40889363
this is true, i eat shitty gluten free waffles and they are pretty good with maple syrup and peanut butter

>> No.40889433
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>> No.40889442

>>40889298
Bear can't cook. She survives on the contents of stolen picnic baskets.

>> No.40889468

>>40889265
Not that anon but I'll correct it. Time stamp or you're a fag.

>> No.40889504

>>40889107
I was a scatfag first and then got into braps later. But maybe that’s unusual and not the typical route for most.

>> No.40889548

>>40889433
My wife.

>> No.40889557

>>40889338
>>40889416
Learn proper grammar next time.

>>40889468
Too late. Maybe let other people learn from their mistakes next time.

>> No.40889590

>>40889417
The standard childhood Eggo experience is corn syrup like Aunt Jemima

>> No.40889599
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40889599

5/10 is average! There are no 10s!

>> No.40889627

>5/10 is average
reeeeeee

>> No.40889649

>>40889557
But they're too retarded to learn anon, they need to be helped along.

>> No.40889660

>>40889590
i cant eat that shit anymore, im spoiled. id rather put jam on a waffle than aunt jigger

>> No.40889675
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>>40889557
This is your final warning.

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>> No.40889743

Architects, pudding is where you win.

>> No.40889755

>>40889649
Well I guess these fart fags can find their Blue Bear gas, after they learn 1st grade grammar.

>> No.40889765

>>40889590
I used to eat them still frozen. Also that mac and cheese looks completely polymerized.

>> No.40889774

>>40889711
Water, but made out of 2 gallons of cum put thru 8 brita filters

>> No.40889789

>I can't have milk
Brapbros are going to have a field day.

>> No.40889800
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Imagine Lumi using your mouth as a human toilet. She only feeds you once a day and sometimes when her bowels release it comes out as a pudding consistency. You struggle to swallow it because it is thick, but soft and kind of runny.

Of course once your done consuming her waste, you’ll have to clean her up using your tongue.

>> No.40889824
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>>40889743
Note taken.

>> No.40889867

Doesn't asian pudding also use milk?

>> No.40889881

>>40889743
If she hates it for the same reason I hate McDonalds (Tastes too good, government mustve done something to it) I will kill myself

>> No.40889899

>>40889800
stars have gas but no solids

>> No.40889909

>>40889627
it's literally true though

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>>40889800

>> No.40889961

Some vanilla puddings are gross and don't taste right I don't blame her here.

>> No.40890046

>>40889961
Pudding is just better from scratch. It's extremely simple as well

>> No.40890059

>she didn't get chocolate pudding, because she knows she will gain 20 pounds due to addiction
smrat bear

>> No.40890110

>”never mind I just needed to burp”
DAMNIT

>> No.40890120

>girl that doesn't like chocolate
What?

>> No.40890131

>>40889909
not on a scale of 1 to 10

>> No.40890140

>>40890059 (me)
NEVER MIND SHE HATES CHOCOLATE
Killing myself promptly, I swear I'm not new

>> No.40890146

>>40889433
Based Skeb browser.

>> No.40890183

Who's bought expired energy bar lots off ebay?

>> No.40890223

Brapbros will it finally happen?

>> No.40890240

>>40890131
0s exist though

>> No.40890247

>>40890223
It already did.

>> No.40890297

Cliff bars own now I hate women again

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>>40890297

>> No.40890363

>>40889909
I mean it depends on how the scale is calibrated. If it's linear then it's roughly average, depending on what the lowest score is, but if it's logarithmic the average could be much lower.

>> No.40890408

>>40890247
Your a retard and a liar

>> No.40890415

never turned in to a blue bear stream before. What the fuck did she spill on her mousepad?

>> No.40890430

>>40886733
neat you can now run over glowies

>> No.40890435

>>40890297
She's sort of right, they're very bland but meal replacements all are

>> No.40890484

>>40890408
No I’m not. I swear I heard it. It’s a little faint, but it’s there.

>> No.40890528

Where the hell did she go to get all this Kroger brand stuff that wasn't Kroger?

>> No.40890533

>>40890363
I think it should be either linear or a function that incorporates diminishing returns properly

>> No.40890577

>>40890415
Phase Connect Coffee.
https://shop.phase-connect.com/
If you want your mouse pad to smell like Uruka's

>> No.40890581

>>40890528
QFC and Fred Meyer are kroger branded too.

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Bear is being based. My brother and I love those stupid crackers

>> No.40890624

>>40890528
She's west coast, so probably Fred Meyer.

>> No.40890657

do you need to have proof of mold in your house to apply for phase connect or hwat

>> No.40890670

How did I get a Yukon membership I was there for like 10 minutes from the lia raid and left and got the membership an hour afterwards.

>> No.40890687

She's too weak to use squeeze cheese...

>> No.40890717

That cheese looks just like my semen. She shouldn't eat it; it's worrying.

>> No.40890724

String cheese is nasty like cheez whiz

>> No.40890738

A strand of spray cheese went rogue when she shook the can and is now stuck on something.

>> No.40890749

>>40890657
No you just need to be mentally unstable. Mold is optional.

>> No.40890783

>>40890624
If the Albertsons-Kroger merger goes through they're going to have a monopoly on grocery stores here.

>> No.40890818
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>even Canadians like Chicken Biscuits
Kneel 3rd worlders

>> No.40890838

>>40890724
Not actually remotely similar cheese products.

>> No.40890845

>>40890783
California grocery store ban when

>> No.40890846

>>40890724
Er yeah, spray cheese is what I meant. String cheese sticks were based

>> No.40890858

>>40890657
The girls are sad. Please understand

>> No.40890893

>>40890846
based, string cheese sticks are divine

>> No.40890942

>>40890846
Statement still stands easy cheese and cheez whiz aren't actually remotely similar.

>> No.40890958

>>40890838
Sorry, I confused it with silly string

>> No.40890982

>>40889800
Lumi's dirty asshole...

>> No.40891008

>>40890942
Alright fake cheese connoisseur, I'll just say I dislike them both

>> No.40891064

Feetbros why don't you just pick up some generic spray cheese?

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>>40890982
>Her face when you take a surprise lick.

>> No.40891096
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I can feel the bgm inside my forehead the thumping bass rattles my prefrontal cortex with each pulse the syncopated stabs puncture each parietal lobe

>> No.40891135

>>40891064
That’s called toe fungus

>> No.40891177

>>40891064
because that's discussing, I would much rather eat peanut butter or something off of feet.

>> No.40891182

>>40891096
Anon's gonna freak!

>> No.40891183

>>40891096
I don't think this anon is ok

>> No.40891253

She's going to explode in the toilet after this

>> No.40891286

>>40891096
This anon is what the kids call 'going hard' with the bgm right now.

>> No.40891353

[Uruka News]
She hates the shithole of California.

>> No.40891372

>>40891253
God I wish I was a fly on her bathroom wall while that happens

>> No.40891378

>>40891353
don't we all

>> No.40891379

Canned peaches are zased

>> No.40891393

>>40891353
Everyone does, even unborn fetuses from 500 years ago.

>> No.40891421

>>40891353
California is a nice place to visit, not a nice place to live.

>> No.40891458

>>40891353
I share her pain, in another major metro right now and the prices are almost as bad as blue bear's

>> No.40891540

I should can my own peaches when they're in season

>> No.40891629

>>40891353
California's population has been shrinking for a few years now, people are getting tired of it. We'll see how long chinese investors can keep their real estate market going.

>> No.40891667
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40891667

Goodnight /pcg/, I love Panko

>> No.40891696 [SPOILER] 

>>40891353
>>40891458
>>40891629
>>40891393
>>40891393

California and Singapore are the result of the exact same type of person taking coming to exactly opposite conclusions.

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>>40891393
unborn fetuses especially hate california

>> No.40891737

>>40891667
Goodnight panko lover

>> No.40891927

>>40891379
What do mediocre clips have to do with canned fruit?

>> No.40891957

>>40887484
because Uruka is a dude and is hiding his dude hands

>> No.40892180

>>40891667
night Pankbro

>> No.40892187

>thought probiotics were laxatives
dumb bear

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40892210

Uruka lost a lot of men’s attentions now. She held quite a bit for a while.

>> No.40892242

These Phase Connect girls are pretty tight yo! I don’t see why people could be hating on them and shit.

>> No.40892331
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40892331

It's too late

>> No.40892392

>>40892242
mori please fuck off

>> No.40892420

>>40892392
Who?

>> No.40892458

>>40892242
Right on brother, right on!

>> No.40892472

>>40892420
Som show Mamakin was watching yesterday

>> No.40892511

>>40892458
Fuckin' A

>> No.40892610
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40892610

Lemon LOVE

>> No.40892756

>It's not hentai it's art
Based

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>>40892610
Dumb bitch.

>> No.40893089

Uruka prefers to be punched.

>> No.40893147

>>40884964
I really like Lia a lot.
Pippa is pretty good too I hear, I wouldn't know because I only watch Lia.

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40893212

>>40892610
>this is the power of glumis

>> No.40893278
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40893278

vshojo connect

>> No.40893324

>>40893278
This is a whore.

>> No.40893330

>>40893278
Fatto catto sexu

>> No.40893341

>>40893278
I perfer when she has more clothes on

>> No.40893357

>>40893278
Is this canon?

>> No.40893380

>>40893278
ASMR milking stream when? Otherwise what's the point?

>> No.40893427

>You can't deny sometimes it'd feel good to be smacked
I wonder how this bear got 100% submissive.

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>>40889800
H-Howdi...

>> No.40893854

bump

>> No.40893871

>>40893854
You're adopted.

>> No.40893907

>>40893871
Yes?

>> No.40894065

>>40893871
why would you say that :(

>> No.40894071

>Holofag
Still good for using the top thing

>> No.40894110

>>40893871
I can't believe you had to break the news to your son on /pcg/

>> No.40894273

Guys I can’t stop cumming to Uruka’s belly that’s swollen with food from my home country! It’s so big and… ohhh round… and tight! Ohhh I’d love to rub it. Mmmm~ It’s tight as a drum.

>> No.40894356

How would you feel if they started selling nfts?

>> No.40894429

>>40894356
I couldn’t give less of a shit about the monthly manufactured controversies. Especially this one.

>> No.40894458

>>40894356
Is spending money on something a feeling?

>> No.40894466

>>40893278
I will breed the cat

>> No.40894779

>>40894356
I would laugh cuz it proves fish is retarded

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