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40879578 No.40879578 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you will never get your own 2view to groom, fuck and marry

>> No.40880857

Never give up anon, you just have to be willing to play the long game.

>> No.40883302
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>> No.40883348

why wouldn't he wait for her to become a hag? they'll break up before she hits prime age

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>>40883348

>> No.40885742

>>40879578
>28
She was desperate.

>> No.40885879
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>reminder that there are 26+ female tubas rn.
Grab them while you can

>> No.40885881

>>40885290
https://crazyforanimetrivia.com/man-married-his-favorite-vtuber/

>> No.40885915

>>40879578
I will be the one who cucks, someday. My 2view will bloom into a famous idol and while she thanks you all for your love and money, I'll have her bouncing on my lap.

>> No.40886204

>>40885290
based. He made it bros...

>> No.40886780

>>40879578
how do you pull off something like this... show up to every stream with over-the-top declarations of love? Or play it cool and pretend to be a normal guy?

>> No.40886992

>>40886780
Start with the second one and slowly transition into the first, that way it looks like you fell in love rather than looking desperate.

>> No.40887667

>>40879578
what about her other fans?

>> No.40887966

>>40879578
Never say never. By coming to this misbegotten board, you almost got groomed by Vera.

>> No.40889847

>>40887667
Cucked

>> No.40889991

Any girl can be a 2view, call me when he successfully grooms a fuckin' corpo to retire for him

>> No.40890327

>>40885290
Dude literally saved her from being a single motherless 30yo hag
Too damn based for that small earthquaked island

>> No.40892206

>>40887966
Vera was not after everyone...
she was only after every goober because she hated Menace

>> No.40892290

>>40879578
he was the one that got groomed, anon

>> No.40892558

>>40879578
Says you, I'm doing both Japanese and lifting reps to appeal to an adorable 2view. I sent an akasupa giving her praise and cheers, she said she took a screenshot of it and that she loves me. I alone inspired her to take her vtubing activities more seriously. The only thing keeping me from proposing to her is being so physically apart

>> No.40893400

>>40879578
This will never be you.

>> No.40893580

>>40889991
I'm not going to make her retire becuse she likes streaming

>> No.40893687

>>40879578
If you really want a vtuber wife, get married to a woman who loves karaoke then get her addicted to anime. Slowly introduce her to vtubers and buy her a mic.
There you go, vtuber wife and you didn't even have to send a single superchat.

>> No.40893726

>>40885290
IT'S WORKING KISHIDA QUICK MORE OPROTUNITIES FOR VTUBERS MAKE THEM TEACH VTUBING TO JKs and JDs

>> No.40894399

>>40885290
lol based

>> No.40894712

>>40885879
I don't have the numbers but I'm pretty sure there's a lot more of them

>> No.40897382

>>40893726
and JCs haha

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>>40879578
>groom vtuber
>she gets terminated
Thanks for the advice retards

>> No.40897959

>>40897776
She will be getting poached by fishman soon.

>> No.40898079

>>40897959
You mean saved

>> No.40898100

>>40897959
Looks like there is a fate worse than getting terminated

>> No.40898121

>>40885290
Based

>> No.40899960

>>40897776
Now you have her all to yourself and she's fully dependent on you.
Or would if you were the actual bf instead of just a shitposter pretending this isn't a win for him.

>> No.40899962

>>40892206
Not everyone was a goober though, like poor Duke.

>> No.40903291

>>40885290
nice

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