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Thinly veiled mating press bae thread

Maybe
Hell no
No
No

Easiest choice I've ever made.

>>40858219
(You) anon :)

>>40858219

>>40858219
Bae, she's the best wife material on there by a mile
Ame can compare

Fauna ideally, but Irys practically.
I can't help it bros, I love bimbos too much

>>40858219
Any except the yellow cunt.

>>40858219
Ame = bitch
Bae = zoomer
Fauna = vegan
Irys wins by default

>>40858667
this!

>>40858219
Yellow woman will never betray me because she's not that pretty

>>40858219
Bae for a couple of reasons.
1: She will make me soup and do my laundry everyday and be a very loving tradwife
2: I don't trust the others to be able to take care of my children, Bae has demonstrated far too many motherly traits and would be a loving mother
3: It's gonna be an incredibly fulfilling experience to have a young zoomer wife who knows nothing but she loves you so she's eager to learn about everything you teach her

>>40858942
None of them are pretty. That´s why they are vtubers

wife material

Myself, I'd rather spend the rest of my life with myself instead of a whore

>>40858219
>だが断る。

>>40858219
There is only one answer

>>40858219
I would honestly become a vegan for Fauna

>>40859852
I wouldn't wish this fate upon any sapling

>>40858612
gross shes a chink

>>40858509
This

>>40859980
So am I, our children will have the smallest eyes, smallest dicks, and smallest tits.

>>40858219
I don't think I can live with a vegan wife so Irys it is.

I would say ame is probably the closest personality match but I would still choose fauna

>>40858219
Ez choice

>>40858219
yes

>>40858219
>spend the rest of your life with
>only one has shown to be actually wife material
How is this a competition?

Fauna by far. The others would be fun to date, but I'd pick the smart one if I had to be stuck with her for life

>>40858219
Probably all of them except fauna im sorry but im not so low testosterone that i would date a vegan woman

>>40858219
>one of the best cooks in HoloEN
>every single holomem who has met her's first comment was how good looking she was
>REALLY tiny, like even an average nerdy /hlgg/ anon could sling her over their shoulder and just carry her around
>actually does have some deep aussie banter deep down, it was just very carefully buried
>deeply romantic but also hides it claiming it's "cringe"
>literally squeaks like a mouse if you touch her a lot
>despite being young/small already has very strong motherly instincts always trying to take care of others
>gets sloshed from a single can of strong zero

There was only ever one choice

Ame = Lazy used whore who lives like a hog. She has a good heart, but that's it.
Bae = She's sweet, organized, and knows how to run a household. However she is chinese. It isn't an automatic dealbreaker, but her genes better not turn the kids into ugly abominations.
Fauna = Fuck no.
Irys = Extremely feminine. Keeps a cool head. Good humour. Knows how to manipulate people and push their boundaries. Talented. Organized. It's like Bae but hotter, smarter, more mature, and not chinese. Easy choice.

>>40860431
>Irys
>smarter

>>40860431
>Irys
>not chinese
roru rumao

>>40860559
>chinese
what's the problem, a lot of chinese women are very attractive. unless you're thinking about your hypothetical future children in which case they just tend to turn out looking chinese from what i can tell so whatever?

Is this a trick question? Fauna is literally the epitome of the perfect woman. Smart, cute, and affectionate, but will still give you shit and not be a pushover. Somehow managing to be both maternal and comfy while also naughty, exciting and frisky. Somehow managing to give off both 'one of us' mega weeb gamergirl vibes at the same time as sexy, sophisticated fashionista girly vibes. It's like she was custom made in character creation to have every possible appealling aspect to men.

>>40861100
Sounds like a recipe for manipulation a girl is alot cuter when they have certain faults and so having the so called "perfect wife" sounds boring and uneventful af to be honest

>>40860805
>a lot of chinese women are very attractive
Oh wait until you see a Chinese makeup tutorial I promise you your gonna see two completely different faces in the start and at the end of the video

>>40858219
IRyS

>>40858219
I have Ottoman blood, so less than one wife is illegal for me

>>40858219
The one capable of actually being an adult

>>40858219
Bae by a landslide

>>40862306
Isn't that only if you're a sultan or are suitably rich?
>>40861724
I guess with asian women it can be a lot more extreme, but I've noted the same with caucasian women too. When women go hard with the makeup in general.

>>40861100
Honestly that's my biggest gripe about Fauna, she has they air about her that everything she does is all a front, and Id hate to learn what she's like outside of hololive.

>Ame = Too much of a bitch and dumb (keeps eating shit that makes her sick)
>IRyS = Dumb but cute with good family values.
>Bae = Waifu material and can guide you around Hong Kong + Japan.
>Fauna = I would have to save her from veganism or she bankrupts me from guilt tripping you into buying grassfed + organic + humanely raised + free range proteins

I'll take Bae.

I don't know anything about Bae, but Ame and Fauna would be annoying to eat meals with. So IRys. Fauna if I can make her eat meat every now and then.

>>40858219
>Too ugly
>Bitch
>Maybe
>Vegan

Probably Bae

>>40858942
>>40859115
Reps. Now.

>>40862478
>Bae
>guide you around Hong Kong
I think she's more versed with Japan/Korea than where her parents are from.
I remember she even had to use google translate to fully read a Supa in canto because her actual proficiency with the language is pretty limited.

>IRyS
Dresses girly, looks are mid but still cute, extremely feminine, will humor your hobbies, doesn't mind kinky stuff in the bedroom
>Ame
Dresses like she shops at walmart, looks are mid, tomboyish, will actively compete with you in games, guilt trips you into giving to charity, smells like dog, really good in the bedroom
>Bae
Dresses like a wigger, beautiful face and toned supple body, will try to join in on your hobbies but will give up quickly and whine a lot, cold fish in the bedroom
>Fauna
Dresses really girly, cute face, very feminine, will want to join in on your hobbies, requires you to go on a fully vegan diet, a little disappointing in the bedroom

Overall I'd have to say IRyS is the best overall package

>>40863283
Counterpoint: Bae will do cosplay sex

>>40858219
IRyS ofc

>>40863283
>Dresses like a wigger
wat¿

>>40858219
i would be happy to be with any of them, so i supposed i'd want to be with the one that wanted to be with me, which, lets be honest, is none of them

>>40858219
As in they can't leave? That is key.

Bae almost shook me with all the stories of her nurturing nature from the off-collabs in Japan, however I feel like IRyS is the type I could have rambling conversations for hours with and she is a huge dork(plus DadRyS seems like he'd be cool to knock a few beers back with while talking about vidya)

The fact that there are no Ame goslings in this thread is quite surprising

>>40858219
>IRyS, if left alone, will sit in the corner like a cripple without their wheelchair and won't do anything, which is extremely boring
>Ame has various interests but she'd rather keep it to herself, a very passive relationship once again
>Bae is the most outgoing of the bunch, has a few interests, has no qualms with being close and affectionate, you'd have trouble keeping up with her
>Fauna is a nice inbetween of Bae and Ame, a bit more passive than what I'd like, very calm and affectionate
Fauna > Bae >>> Ame > IRyS for me.

>Fuck
Irys

>Marry
Fauna

>Kill
Bae

>Rape
Ame

>>40865793

>>40860406
I need her

>>40858219
none

>>40863283
>the ame description

muh dick

>>40858219
missing some blue

>>40873441
There's no good blue EN

>>40858219
IRyS as my wife, Fauna as my maid, Bae as my chef, Ame as my dog.

All is not lost. I can fix her.

>>40861100
I love Fauna a lot and agree with what you listed here, but honestly if I was going for long term my gut is leaning towards IRyS

>>40858219
Bae

>>40858219
>>40858440

>>40858219
With or without the rigs, anon? Because I have a feeling this detail is gonna influence some people.

>>40873441
None of them are a good wife material, honestly speaking

>>40858219
IRyS

>>40858219
Fauna

>>40858219
IRyS. I love Fauna but her vegan braps would be too much for me. Also vegan girls pussy smells hit different.

>>40858219
>hidden whore
>whore
>whore
>hidden whore
There should be plenty of better choices, why these four?

>>40858219
Bae, it's not even close

Preferably someone else, since none of them are a great fit for me. If I had to pick from those four, probably Bae, followed by Fauna at a distant second. Irys is actually too retarded for me. And if you told me I had no choice but to marry Ame or be single for the rest of my life, I think I’d just join a monastery or neck myself.
>why so unenthusiastic, anon. Bae’s hot
Because I’m a schizo who considers personality first. I have little doubt that both of us have other people we’d be way more compatible with. I’m a nerd who thought classes were fun during college ffs

>>40858219
Fauna for her sense of humour alone. Also similar interests in health and reading.

Can I mating press Irys? Otherwise Bae. I'll be spending every second of the rest of my life in mating press position

>>40858219
Ame

>>40860805
My problem is that I think what MacArthur thought about the Chinese

It a shame we didn't nuke them

>>40858219
Honestly, I'd rather kill myself, anon.

>>40858219
Bae thought Star Trek was 'The cartoon one about basketball.'

>>40858219
I relate most to ame in terms of attitude but knowing her views on several things she's as insufferable as the remaining 3; especially fauna. Holy fuck I wouldn't be able to tolerate this vegan at all

>>40892753
I'm seeing a lot of hate towards fauna on here. The only reason I've seen is vegan though. What else is there?

>>40893056
You don't want to go deeper into RM territory, trust me

>>40858219
>IRyS
She's not my type.
>Ame
No.
>Bae
Australian accents don't do anything for me.
>Fauna
She might die in childbirth from a lack of nutrition so no.

Fauna is my 6th favorite chuuba, Ame 8th, IRyS 9th, and Bae 10th, so I can go either way on these. I'm just glad Mori wasn't an option.

Ame=IRyS>Bae=Fauna

Personality wise, I feel closer to Ame and IRyS than the others. We'd probably click on a lot of things since there would be a lot of common interests and the slight differences would cover each others weaknesses without being too jarring. I love Fauna and Bae but Bae is more extrovert than I am and while Fauna doesn't talk too much about her personal life, I get the same vibes from her. Bae would probably be very good for my life though. Fauna just doesn't give anything about what she really does outside of streaming so she loses just on the lack of info.

Honestly though I can fuck with any of them except probably Calli and Kronii. I say probably because it seems like all the people that meet her give the impression that she's a lot different than whats mainly shown. I do like her when she's being more authentic so maybe. Kronii's personality just doesn't fuck with me too much though maybe she less depressed and monotone sounding outside of work. Collab Kronii is much better than solo Kronii.

>>40865244
You do know they died during the Tempus arc right?
But most stuck around as normal fans without feelings

>>40858219
Life with this nerd would be so amazing

>>40893417
qrd please

>>40893056
I don't know much about roommate stuff but at least as fauna she speaks so matter-of-factly about a lot of things. It gets tiresome real fast irl. Plus, of course being a fucking vegan is already insufferable enough as it is

im so confused at how fauna can have so much animosity towards her. she's so lovable

i dont care if someone else is a vegan as long as they aren't obnoxious and pushy about it which she isn't.

>>40896085
You missed the off collab

>>40893056
it's one schizo with the same script over and over again.

>>40858219
irys>bae>ame>fauna
the vegan debuff is a serious deal breaker

Fauna > Bae > Ame > Irys
Marry Fauna, Fuck Bae, Kill Ame, Erase Irys from existence

Torn between Rat and Fauna...
Probably Bae, since her parents actually raised her well, and spending the rest of my life with a vegan sounds too exhausting

Ame easily. Having a wife that will go to the shooting range with you and will share /x/-tier schizo shitposts together would be fun.

>>40896085
It's the same reason there's a lot of Gura hate. Success breeds jealousy.

>>40900106
God, those two sound like the worst. They’re exactly why I would never want to be around Ame irl.

>>40858219
i have low test, 7/10 face minimum or i cant get hard

none of these qualify

Fauna. Veganism isn't an issue since I'm already a vegetarian and relationships are all about give and take so it's a small compromise to drop the milk from my diet and toss in a calcium supplement every day.

>>40858219
Fauna

>>40858219
FAUNAAAAAAAAAA

>>40858612
Im a guy who can do anything, I'll take Ame over Bae just coz I know I'll be able to take care of her and I love her more. But you're right, Bae is the ultimate wife material hands down

>>40858942
Anon.. I'm a teamate all the way but you gotta see Bae...

>>40859773
Anon there's nothing wife material about that bimbo. But the sex csnbe godlike

Also Fauna is a whore, ew

Anyone got the score on this thread
? Im Curio who wins

>>40858219
Fauna > Bae > IRyS >>> Ame

>>40858219
I was going to say Fauna but I don't want to eat vegan food so IRyS

>>40858219
Ame

>>40858219
I'll take the red ozzie rat. She is super sweet and would be very non-confrontational and fun to be around.

>>40858219
Now that I think about it, those are the best 4 possible wives in holoEN.

Kiara and Kronii, menheras with multiple mental problems, unless you wanna fix them it's a clear no, at least Kiara can cook and will fuck you until you pass out. And I don't want my home to smell like weed with Kronii

Ina and Gura would probably die because of their sick bodies

Mori would not be at home most of the time and it's Mori, I can't be objetive sorry

And Mumei it's too autistic, tbf not a completly bad option

Ame has the dog smell, IRyS is retarded, Fauna is vegan and Bae has chink blood in her veins, but those things you can just ignore it

Fauna. Would 100% go vegan for her without a second thought. Almost literal perfect human.

>>40909005
Preach brother

I'm honestly surprised to see so much Fauna in this thread, I didn't think there were that many people willing to put up with the vegan debuff. I wouldn't wish the fate of living with a vegan upon any man personally

Am I the only one who genuinely doesn’t think IRyS would be very appealing to marry? I don’t have anything against her personally, but if you’re talking about potentially spending the entire rest of your life with someone, the novelty of doing that with a bimbo seems like it would wear thin pretty quickly.

>>40858219
Ame is low energy yet interesting, and has her own hobbies and passions to keep her occupied. Realistically she's perfect for me as a washed up old ojisan, but... Taking the wild ride with a zoomer choas rat and dying early from a heart attack is super tempting.

>>40858219
>IRyS
A pretty otaku whose worse flaw is being lazy
>Ame
Angry easily. Gluten free
>Bae
Kind of loud and annoying. Mom and dad will be a pain.
>Fauna
Vegan

This isn’t really an option. It’s IRyS I’m a landslide

>>40910559
Fauna means no meat in anything she cooks. You end up sneaking out for steak and come home smelling of it. She won't touch you for a week.
Ame can't eat gluten but also constantly does. Lives half her life with tummy hort. Smells of dog.
Bae knows nothing about anything that isn't an instagram or tiktok trend. Yells all the time. Refers to your friends as friend1, friend2, etc.
Irys only annoys you when she does stupid shit. Is otherwise good.

>>40910559
nothing worse than lazy wife, especially when coupled with a lazy bum who spends time here.

I'd pick the cleanest girl there is so I know my children are taken care off

>>40913333
I choose Gura. I could fix her. I miss her.

>>40907925
Ame losing.
Undesirable

>>40908932
Yeah, that's why I chose them to make this thread, anon

>>40909356
Here’s the way I see it. It doesn’t matter who you marry, for literally any marriage to have a chance at working out long term, it’s gonna require you and your partner both have a willingness and ability to compromise on certain things. And as much as the vegan thing would certainly be a nuisance, it’s hardly some impossible obstacle, and were you to show Fauna that you’re willing to put in the time and effort to accommodate her dietary restrictions, she’d probably feel like she also owes it to herself to show some love in return and perhaps accommodate you when you need some accommodations because I can guarantee that you’re not perfect either. At the end of the day, what matters to me more than anything else as far as whether I think somebody could be a suitable wife is 1) that we can talk/think/vibe on a similar level and 2) that they’re a responsible adult who can take care of themselves, and of the 4 that OP mentioned, it’s not even a question for me that I think Fauna checks those boxes the best.

>>40907925
Fauna>Bae>Ame>IRyS atm

>>40858219
Fauna.

>>40858219
For me it’s IRyS

>>40858219
Fauna, i would find a way to deal with her veganism if i have to

>>40913706
WTF is this drivel. This is a fun post and doesn't need your marriage counseling.

100% Fauna. She may be a vegan, but I only eat microwave meals and use paper plates and plastic dishes. She'll have no issue with me.

>>40859773
This

>>40918953
Anon your nutrition reps...

>>40922034
I don't drink water either. I am death incarnate.

>>40858219
Honestly, Bae.
Having someone that puts in so much love and effort into caring for the people around her would be a dream, and I can't imagine how she'd feel when all the work she does is reciprocated.
Also, It'd be nice to do stuff with her since she's quite extroverted, but you can still be there for her if she has her occasional shy tendencies.