/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SHINRI OBS GOD

ZATSUDADS LOVE

>>40847619
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Shinri Pecs love

I feel bad, I'm listening to Shinri's stream but I honestly keep zoning out and forgetting what he's talking about

bros i love shinri...

At first I thought it was just Flayon, but now I watch Bettel and I'm enjoying him a lot too. I really hope they duo collab when they can.

Shinri being a bro

>>40847652
Latom.

Bros, zeta just laughed at axel's lineage being doomed..

shinri really is the mom lmfao scolding bettel

Bettel...

>>40847652
amen

wifibros...

>>40847652
Amen

>>40847690
CLOWN

>>40847661
He's like Ina for me. I don't listen to what they say but their voice is so calming that I cant stop listening to them.

I hate them.

INVEST IN SHINRICOIN TODAY!

>>40847652
Amen

>>40847672
That stream was too cursed for my taste and Shinri's on, what's the context?

>>40847690
Pathetic clown... needs correction

>Wok
Yeah. He is definitely Asian-american

>>40847690
HONK HONK

>>40847727
>>40847738
>>>/hlgg/

>>40847652
Amen

>>40847619
sauce: https://twitter.com/valkyrie_illust/status/1613559054051295234

>>40847751
Some parasite that lives on dogs which can get passed down to their kids

are the new boys going to keep BTFOing the og (except vesper maybe) in ccv?

>>40847738
I love them, the monopoly collab is gonna be fun

>>40847762
>>40847690
needs to be corrected ngl ngl

>>40847468
Those Zetaxel posts are still up tho?
>>40847618
And I've literally never talked about Gura here

Nice thread already

Betsy RAPE

>>40847769
>trying to lump someone comparing one of the boys to one of the girls with a tribalist shitpost
you're not fooling anyone

>>40847763
Huh. What else do you call a wok?
t. whiteanon

>>40847763
Are Hakka and Vesper the only non-Asians in Tempus?

THEY ARE HIS SHOES. The rrat is over. HE IS THE REAL SHOTA OF TEMPUS!!!!

>>40847810
>not posting the cow tits version
weak

KEK bettel getting roasted

>>40847791
>>40847652
>It is not of our concern

>>40847846
ssssssSSSSSSEEEEEEX

>>40847853
when is he NOT getting roasted. .

>struggles to cook
>everyone begs for him to cook
>when he actually cooks they tell him to stop
Pagliacci..

>>40847845
secret shota love!

>altare IMMEDIATELY going for the DILF that will pay attention to him

>>40847846
I am a lover of all sizes.

>giving washing advice
actual mom...

>>40847840
Bettel too. Flayon is Canadian though

>>40847840
Bettel

>>40847846
Gabis "gabby" Bettel!

>>40847819
Compare one of the boy to anyone in Nijisanji and be told to go back.

>>40847935
using the last names as first names in genderbends is so dumb

Holy fuck I just realized. Shinri has pure black hair. That's actually super are not only in hololive, but in vtubers in general

>>40847907
he's a rebound. he'll be back on Nowa again once he gives him his yearly dose of crumbs

>>40847872
My only concern is how much money I'm going to be spending in January. Already got the merch and I plan on membering all the new boys too. I have no idea how some people are able to send daily aka supas or drop 20 gifted subs a stream. The power of Stars fujos is scary.

20 minutes remain

>>40847762
>>40847796
I'm gonna protect this clown from you degenerate women who want to ruin him into a faggot.

>>40847967
i know right alice is a dumb name

If Bettel has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Bettel has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Bettel has one fan, then that is me. If Bettel has no fans, then I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Bettel, then I am against the world.

>>40847769
>>>/nenmen/

>>40847979
NO NO NO DONT LEAVE ME MAMA

>>40847995
Bettelfagging never stops

>>40847979
I FUCKING HATE OMEGA

What part of the world uses the dishwasher as a goddamn dryer

>>40847990
Axel has said multiple times he prefers Axel as his first name

>>40847984
bold of you to assume that he isn't already ruined

Shinri… is mama…?

Listening to him talk about topics feels like reading wikipedia articles...

>>40847967
I'd rather keep the original names for R63 desu

I hate Gavis Bettel Jester of Holostars EN Tempus Guild Vanguard

Do people not know dishwashing gloves exists?

>>40848059
doesnt change the fact its still his last name

>>40848101
Magni go to sleep already it's not good for your back

>>40847990
axel treats his last name as his first name, like en names should be...

handwashing > dishwasher

>>40848052
Pretty much any Asian household.
T. Asian who hand washes all his dishes and has been using the dish washer as a drying rack his entire life

>>40848059
Preferred to be called Axel. Axel is still technically his last name

>>40848101
Donmai magni~

>housemate
It's his girlfriend

HE’S AN ACTUAL MOM?

>>40848052
I do that here in Ireland

>Mom/Dad of the guild
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S HERE

I've never related to a man so hard

>>40848061
He already suffers enough, don't make him gay.

>>40848052
it makes sense though
you wash to make sure its fully clean and dry it in there to sanitize
i might start doing that actually...

>>40848105
>t.women
Why do women always feel the need to to get the last word in even when they are wrong?

>>40848165
What a lucky woman, being able to date a malewife like him.

Vesper talks about buying spears, going camping, getting stabbed, drinking during hurrianes.

Shinri is out here giving 40 minutes on Dishwashing

I think Vesper can breathe a sigh of relief. This motherfucker isn't stealing any vesties.

>Axel
>Altare
>Vesper
>Shinri
>Bettel
>Hakka
It's their first name in western order

>>40848101
Axelotols>Altventurers>Hakkitos>Koipanions>Bettelheads>Machiroons>Vesties>>>>>>>>magmites

>Vesper hates food crumbs on plates too
THEY ARE actually the mom and dad of tempus

How long does the 1 hr limit last?

I love my lore autist Mom!!!!!

wtf

>>40848176
Correction doesn't require consent anonchama

man this dishes story reminds me of my college roommates.
They would never do their fucking dishes.

>>40848136
Same, my parents were too cheap to justify paying more for water despite being the worst and most inefficient handwashers themselves.

>>40848205
I know ship Shinri with my mental image of a fujo. Just a full on horny slob of a woman

>>40848137
He said his first name SHOULDVE been Axel and wants to act like it is. Think the character gets to choose in canon at least, even if the corpo is retarded.

>>40848237
I'm gonna correct you then, whore.

>>40848206
vesper was never worried about this he wants to see his wife gain his own audience

If the boys were all to duel in 1v1 combat using their guild sheet stats, what would the power rankings be? I feel like despite Better having abysmal stats, his personality would give a huge advantage against Vesper and Magni because his antics could easily cause critical psyche damage (who are both menhera and thus suffer 2x damage from psyche attacks)

>>40848235
Mexican things

>turn on titty man stream
>first thing I hear is his bass cannon giggle or whatever the hell you call it
>proceed to do it some more
but why

>>40848235

>>40848235
My hermanito is too considerate...

The world unironically needs more Dadtubers. Can't wait for Shinri's kid to cry on stream at some point in the future.

>>40848228
For one hour!

>>40848245
ive started putting my roommates dishes in shitty spots out of spite now

>>40848235
>YOU WILL DRINK THE SUGAR WATER OR FEEL SHAME
do Mexicos really

>>40848274
Robot in his mech wins any 1v1

>>40848303
right, thank you anon

>>40848137
>>40848261
In northern Elysium everything is upside down and the rule applies to names as well

>>40848261
My headcanon is that in northern Elysium they order names the western way. It matches how Australia is "backwards" so to speak

>>40848266
It's more correct to say he is grooming Shinri so that he can carve out this timeslot for the boys and satisfy his autism about it. Vesper is less the Tempus Dad and more a crazy uncle that comes over and gives you a beer to drink even though you're 12.

>>40848084
I want him to read the CBT wiki article

>>40848247
With modern washing machines, it's actually far more efficient to use them for full loads rather than hand wash. But if you're living alone and don't want your dishes to reek for weeks, hand washing is faster / more convenient, surprisingly

KEK FOOD BRAILLE

>>40848302
SC day one where someone traumadumps to him screencap this

>>40848302
>The world unironically needs more Dadtubers.
YAGOO, hire (me)

>>40848294
Have you never watched any Ougaman streams?

>>40848101
haha donmai Magni~! *honk honk*

>>40848247

Dishwashers use less water because it cycles the same water the entire batch. People handwriting often use far more water.

>>40848137
>>40848105
Anya...
Astel...
Wait is it the A's

>the way Shinri laughs
literally EN Oga

>>40848390
>handwriting

>Imagine me showering with a loofa
wtf why is he putting sexy images in my brain??

i get scolded whenever i wash the dishes because i take too long making sure theyre squeaky clean

>>40848390
>>40848348
Exactly. I've even told them that there has been proof that dishwashers are more efficient, but they are stubborn and refuse to believe in modern technology

Shinri is a woman...

he makes dishwashing sound so lewd...

>>40848348
>don't want your dishes to reek for weeks
Huh?

>>40848327
Pretty sure Hakka would have advantage against all Tech type units because of his specialization (Tech Support). He could easily hack the bot or summon his ghost friends to phase through Flayon's suit and then deal damage to him. Flayon would have no recourse as he'd be stuck in the suit. Seems like a clear Hakka victory

House flipper stream when

captcha: g4yrjx kek

Hosuiji Shinri: Maid of Guild Tempus.

>>40848381
only fes watchalongs/commentary and not utawaku stuff, does green man do it too?

>cupboards
I KNEW HE WAS CANADIAN

The average age of /MANS/ poster seem to be really young, this are just things you do when you live alone...

Now i need fanarts of him washing dishes preferably him wearing nothing but an apron too

Magni don't look

>>40848451
I only eat one meal a day, so I only use one set of utensils and a plate. In order to fill an entire dish washer and be water efficient, I'd need to wait 2-3 weeks. And letting dishes sit for that long will inevitably lead to them stinking

>>40848490
This thread is filled with bratty yumes unfortunately

t. Ojisan

Which of the boys uses only paper plates and plastic cutlery? I need to know which one is living the super bachelor life just like me

let the grooming begin

>He gets off by dishwashing

>>40848523
probably all of the boys except for Shinri and Vesper

>>40848453
I'm pretty sure he banishes ghosts not make friends with them... as an exorcist.
Remember Flayon is a tech genius as well? Doubt he would be outdone by a ghostbuster.

>letting your dishes pile up
Shameful display!

>>40848499
OH GOD YES PLEASE

>>40848523
Magni, Bettel for sure, guys seem like they couldn't cook and wash dishes with a gun to their heads

>>40848523
I dont know who uses these, but Magni does not have any spoons! do not ask how he ate that big ass bowl of chocolate pudding

Dishwashers are convenient but you need the detergent to make use of its full effectiveness.

>>40848577
>wash dishes with a gun to their heads
On their defense, washing dishes is the worst chore in existence.

>>40848471

https://youtu.be/gTGNMSQ46CI

>>40848603
No, that would be cleaning bathrooms. Dishwashing can at least be pleasant

>>40848547
Wasn't Yo from Shaman King also an exorcist kinda? Maybe exorcists in Xenokuni work similarly. He could channel one of the past Stars senpai and use their abilities in combat. Although I'm not entirely sure how being possessed by someone like Kira would give him an advantage.

>>40848580
Can you imagine in the future, he just randomly announces. "Hey chat, listen to this!" And the clacking of spoons is heard. HE WOULD GET SPOONS BECAUSE HE WAS CALLED OUT

>>40848603
That's definitely folding laundry, since I can't do it because I'm a tall guy with big clothes. Dishes are easy, you can soak anything that's not baked on fat, soap and scrub, and dry.
And use the dishwasher to save time on plates and cups because I'm not poor.

TEMPURAS ARE LIVING IN THE GUILD THEYRE IN THE WALLS

2 minutes

>>40848577
Wait...my 2 favorites are just like me fr fr. One day I'll learn how to cook something besides eggs and ham sandwiches and wash dishes...

>>40848684
I'm going to cum in your eyes.

clown sex

ALTARE LOVES THIS DISHWASHER TALK

>>40848519
Get countertop dishwasherpilled

He's gonna burn...

>>40848490
magni and bettel are in their late 20s and dont know how to cook a basic meal

CUT THE FEED

I dont trust dishwashers. im too much of a control freak.

OMEGA HATE

OMEGA LET THE MAN STREAM

>>40848724
I've never even heard of this before. Granted I don't go out looking for dishwashers. How much would something like this cost?

NOOOOOOO HES BURNING OUT

no... dont leave me...

>>40848724
what the fuck, these exist? is it worth a fortune?

>>40848538
SPREADSHEET

RATE MAMA

AIEEE OMEGA NOOOOO

Chances Altare is jerking off to this zatsu?

>>40848724
Oh. That does look pretty useful.

don't leave me mom

BURNING

>>40848760
>I dont trust dishwashers.
Get a white one then?

Holy shit thats the work around!
Shinri cheated the system!
Just collab with all 4 boys so they they can stream for 4 whole hours! GENIUS

*pop*

>>40847967
I like how they are the last names, makes it more fun

>*pop*

>pop pop pop
What

He loves him
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1613581240371712001

>pop
literally dilf Altare

>>40848791
Anyone with the altarexoga pic? edit it.

>>40848791
He was working on "making thumbnails" while listening to shinri the whole hour, take that as you will :)

>No one is streaming

ALTARE IS IN HIS ROOM AND HAVING REBOUND SEX WITH SHINRI!!!!! I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS!!!

>>40848873
altnowasisters...

He's Altare's older brother whom their mom favors more

>>40848873

SHINTARE STATUS?

Why is Altare not a part of his outro?

>>40848861

>>40848787
comfy stream/10. hope keeps these times this fits perfectly for my after work unwinding.

>>40848898
SAILING

>>40848886
>implying altnowa enjoyers arent fueling the shinri/altare rebound sex posting
you silly anon. we like the angst

>>40848903
Gracias

>>40848787
Based and redpilled, motivated me to go and wash dishes 11/10

>>40848846
oh my god shinri is literally his vesper rebound LMAOOOO

I just put everything in the dishwasher and never wash anything by hand

>>40848898
THRIVING

>>40848323
Latino “being nice to others” culture too strong even when its awful for us

>>40848760
I don't trust dishes. I eat directly from the pot

I miss Shinri already...

>>40848906
He will keep these times dont worry, he has talked about it. This will be his preferred time slot

>>40848787
I feel his pain/10

I haven't watched the PHOGS collab, does Shinri wheeze at all or is it an ez skip?

Something scares me. The Skinwalker's influence runs deep in Vanguard.

>>40848846
Altnowa is literally over. When the collab ban lifts Shinri is going to get kidnapped.

>>40848787
i feel at peace/10

I fucking love how he ended the stream perfectly timed to the end of the song. This man...

>>40848606
Honestly I don't mind Ouga, I feel like it's just the bass cannon giggling Shinji does throws me off sometimes. That was informative though, thanks.

>>40848944
My retired father's hands typed this post

I want shinri to warmly welcome vesper coming back from a hiking trip with a homecooked meal and a motherly smile. As they enjoy their meal together he goes under the table and starts sucking him off, vesper whimpering pathetically trying to finish his meal as shinri abuses his poor little dick. Things getting too much for him while shinri rubs his dick between his boobs until it is too much and vesper finally gives up and bends over the table. Shinri lovingly taking off his pants and pulling down vespers to finally abuse his hole as he can’t take enough from the big man.

>>40848999
he does it for his opening and ending he loves us...

>>40848900
yeah kinda weird ngl, was altare planning to leave at some point?

>>40848774
>>40848784
Around $300 or so. Mine is slightly larger like this and cost about that much.

>>40848792
I can't shill these things enough. Big Handwashing doesn't want you to know they exist. It changed my fucking life.

Does any of the VG boys have a "take your meds" edit yet?

What did she mean by that?

>>40849021
ToT VESPER/SHINRI FIC DOKO???

>>40848787
i want him to succeed/10

>>40848977
Good, that cheating whore deserves it for not appreciating Altare and wanting to run off to Magni and Axel first

>>40849046
Noted...

Would you punt the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>40849021
vesper stop hornyposting and get your japan affairs in order

>>40849046
I'm about to move to a new place soon so this knowledge is highly appreciated. I'll definitely start budgeting for one if the new place doesn't have a dishwasher already.

What do you think Gavis is stress eating today?

>>40848521
>t. Ojisan

Same

>>40848741
A Menhera and a guy that's life is like a literal dumpster fire is hardly indicative of a average live alone adult.

>>40848787
I am now washing my dishes/10

>>40849097
Poptarts.
I feel poptarts.

Anyone got any interesting Tempus projects in the works or know of any?

>>40849021
you forgot
>Altare spying on them from the corner recording with his phone while jerking off

>>40848973
It was fantastic imo. No dead air, great chemistry, and genuinely hilarious. I've also come to realize that saying things like "nut" or "cream" or anything "suggestive" really isn't fujobaiting at all unless the talents start acting super embarrassed about it. I noticed chat was spamming "AYO???" the first few times the boys said "nut," but neither of them brought any attention to it besides mildly laughing (as men are wont to do for dick jokes). After about ten minutes no one in chat really thought it was sussy anymore and it was clear they were just having fun making dick jokes.

>>40849133
The podcast...

>>40848741
are you telling me I can cook for him?

>>40848974
?

>>40849097
I feel like today is a popcorn kind of day.

>>40849080
all vesper had to do was keep giving him crumbs and he would have had a doting yandere on his side for the rest of time… it was that easy…

>>40849025
ToT it's really trivial but that just makes me want to appreciate him more..

>>40849133
Friend of mine is sewing a Axelotl plushie.

>>40849174
Isn't Altare by definition not a yandere because he moved on to Shinri? I thought yanderes paired for life and only broke relationships when they inevitably end up killing their partners

>>40849133
birthday projects and fan-games that've been shared in the art tag

>>40848973
have you seen bluey? its an episode of that

>>40849133
the birthday projects. maybe there's a 6th month project idk.

>>40849087
only her, sorry anon yes, her

>>40849042
Why is graduation assumed for everything by the vtuber fanbase?

we're just entering the rebound sex arc of the altnowa pairing :^) next arc will involve Shinri joining in and Altare will finally have his DILF harem. believe in the process.

>>40849251
Hwnbaw

>>40849258
KEK SAVED

>>40849258
KEK

>>40849258
What are those spots supposed to be?

>>40849275
hwnbam either

>>40849297
He spilled his yakult

>>40849256
Once you get hit by someone you liked graduating, you can't help but fear it happening again.

>>40849297
ice cream

>>40849258
KEK

>>40849320
Sana....

>>40849258
fucking lol, nice

>>40849216
Reminds me of AAUnlimited which has three different yandere types. One of them allows the character to be in relationships with multiple people but wouldn't allow them to break up/cheat on them.

>>40849320
Kaoru...

s-so..what now? haha...

>>40849320
Coco... Kira...

>>40849156
Rrat. You don't think Vanguard isn't just an assortment of Voice actor, Funny Joker, Punk Black Bird, and Big Chest Momma for no reason, hmm? They are only Vessels. They all share a quality. The Wheel of Tempus was only the beginning. Schizopost ends here,

It’s very cute that Altare seems to be super supportive to the new boys behind the scenes.

They should just lift both the collab ban and the hour limit now
they've done enough streams for people to know what they're like

>>40849381
>Bettel, surely you'll stream properly from now on, right?

>>40849381
I'm gonna be buying some heavy cream, and coconut milk, and strawberries to make the Betteljuice this weekend.

>>40849320
Damnit... I still hug my Kaichou plush on some occasions when I start missing her again.

>>40849402
AIIEEEEEE

>>40849402
Wait, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT KRONII AND HAKKA ARE CROWS

>>40849381
huge cock shadow over his face edit onegai?

>>40849141
Yandere for dilfs yet unable to join and only get more sexually repressed…. Cute leader!

>>40849410
Nah, they are still scared of an another uyu...

>enjoys the little things
>zatsudans about doing dishes
>i listened to all of it
what the actual fuck?

>>40849402
LMFAO

Are we going to get flay to change machiroons or is that stuck

>>40849477
What did Uyu do?

I propose a big altnowashin sandwich where our whore gets spitroasted!!!!

>>40849497
shinri is a natural at zatsus. although, vespers' are
better. but shinri is comforting

>>40849534
it's now machitroons

>>40849466
cute leader denying himself of the people he wants and trying to be a good boy until it eventually boils over and he can’t help himself any longer ToT

>>40849541
I want to see Nowa and Shinri give Altare a blowjob at the same exact time ToT spoiling their cute leader with mindblowing head

>>40849534
Machitroons...sorry...

>>40849563
I still can't get over it, it's so perfect and funny kek

>>40849381
>>40849452

>>40849534
I like machiroons fuck you

>>40849534
what could be better?

>>40849610
AIEEEEEEEE BETTEL NOOOOOO
thank u anon *chu*

>>40849534
change it to flayers- like mind-flayers

Leader frame
https://youtu.be/_aYVJlsLR60

>>40849647
literally anything but that
>>40849660
flayers would be cool

>>40849667
Kek great thumbnail

>>40849534
It should've been robobros...

>>40849574
being lavished in attention from two daddies at the same time… altare would cry

>>40849497
he's pretty easy to listen to. i like to imagine all of his zatsudans is just him talking to us at a japanese house.

>>40849256
>>40849320
doomposting is never the answer
t. cried when Aloe, Coco, Rushia, and Sana left

>>40849667
that art seems really familiar

>>40849674
what it is so bad about it? anon

Co pilots could also have been a cute fanname for flay...

>>40849536
spammed 6-12 hour streams in his first 2 weeks

>>40849696
i imagine him crying a bit after cumming and while he's recovering from the orgasm Vesper and Shinri swaps his cum while making out and stroking Altare's chest and he's seeing it all ToT

the issue with “machiroons” is simply that “machitroons” is too easy to resist

>>40849717
Its from here
https://twitter.com/heart_beato/status/1605651642036408320

>>40849727
well for one it's easily baitable as machitroons. It's long winded and a mouthful to say. Not to mention it's not very catchy

>>40849696
such power...

>>40849690
>robobros
ehm... I... I mean, I like it, but for some reason it feels wrong to me...

>>40849761
>>40849766
Flayon only has himself to blame..

I can't believe how Altare went from talking about ex girlfriends to talking about dilfs...

>>40849731
this is good but i think it's best suited for members only

I think Altare deserves to sit on Shinri’s lap and suck on his nipples while he gets a careful doting handjob!

adding more boys have given the fujos too much power during dead hours...

machochists,
mechochists

>>40849807
He did have that ex that he kept dating just to be with her dad, that whore

>>40849823
Oh yeah, great idea

>>40849838
I just treat them as schizo voices in my head that don't exist

>>40849610
correction time, Bettel :^)

It could always be Flayoroids, or Machiploi-

Machimen!...

>>40849536
He streamed really long hours and then went inactive after a few months maybe because of depression or something. literal burnout syndrome.

>>40849838
>more power during dead hours
>less dead hours
this is a win-win for me
t. fujo

>>40849860
Altare fucking his cheating ex gf’s dad… is hot.

are (You) doing your daily playlist reps, /MANS/?
Congrats on getting top of the world to 200k btw

>>40849889
Machi machimen
I want to be a machiman

Bets on when Veoser will have his next stream? I miss him

>>40849754
what? cum swapping? these virgin fujos have weird ideas

>>40849930
Yes, along with my JP playlist.
Stream Rio's new cover if you haven't already, /MANS/
https://youtu.be/rdn08J9Ioy0

>>40849763
h-how did you find that so fast... i meant that it looks like it's from a manga or anime i've seen but maybe i just saw that art in passing... saved anyway, thanks!

>>40849948
Wait, when was the group collab again?

>>40848523
>>40848546
Vesper eats out of military cookware shit like this, for sure

>>40849948
I dunno who Veoser is, but I do know the next stream coming up is Vesper! Here's his waiting room!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En_-muVtx3U

>>40849948
Did you miss this? He will stream in a couple of hours (if everything works)
https://youtu.be/En_-muVtx3U

>>40849889
Machimen like Panzermensch

>>40850036
I want to fuck Marilyn Roger's fat ass

>>40850036
This is physically painful.

Do you like milk duds?
Disgusting, Bettel

>>40849989
>h-how did you find that so fast
Altare has linked the art in the description, usually thats where you find the credits

>>40848327
The robot can be fully pacified by just singing Top of the World at it. Leader is the strongest member, hence why he is never contested for the position

>>40848654
KEK that would be funny and incredibly cute.

so many streams...
I love it dont worry. just not used to having so many options to watch

>>40850036
why did you post this?

>>40850075
Leader has such average stats though compared to people like Axel who are min/maxxed. He must have intangibles that aren't listed in his character sheet.

>>40850036
didn't they make one for uproar and tempus hq too?

>>40850102
Axel Lewis forced me to

>>40848327
>robot in mech
That's so funny to me that I really hope he's some sort of botboy

>>40850075
i dont know why it never occurred to me that altare is the leader because no one has beaten him

>>40850116
He's very rounded out so he's more versatile and unpredictable, might have a chance.
also
>Demon ultimate

>>40849049
sorry i cant make edits, will you accept this as a placeholder?

>>40850199
I'll take all my meds for him....BLESS YOU ANON

>>40850116
ok but if he can fly though

>>40850199
YES YES I'LL GLADLY TAKE MY MEDS

>>40850199
mama shinri gently asking you to take your meds...

>>40850036
I want to do it all day with Chloe Smith

>>40850176
Official combat power rankings:
Altare Blanco > Magni Dezmond (forma de la creatividad) > Axel Syrios > Altare (forma de diablo) > Vesper Noire > Magni Dezmond (forma de la menhera) > Altare Depressaxo

So how old is this little crow exactly?

>>40850176
>ultimate
Now I really want a Tempus game...

>>40850036
When are we going to get an actualy corpotuber with a 4kids name. Personally, I like them.

Ok, so now that Irys is getting a NY's outfit, the HQ boys comes next to her, right? right???

>>40850199
I hope /MANS/ makes it a tradition to post this image everytime he streams kek

>>40850268
MAGNI COWKINI REAL

>>40850255
old enough

>>40850290
regina my beloved TOT

Remember the Magni the clown arc

>>40850268
I wanna believe.

>>40850126
>>40850036

>>40850269
morning zatsu ritual until im talented enough or some other anon makes a better meds image

>>40850320
who? I only know of Bettel

>>40850290
please those lips...

>>40850268
Expect the announcement in the six month anniversary stream

>>40850336
Eyyy my man Reggie

>>40850320

>>40847907
GET THAT DILF DICK LEADER, YOU DESERVE IT

>>40850320
He definitely knew about VG by then

>>40850320
YWN beat Pagliacci

>>40850380
No, the announcement there will be for mascots and thats why magni is pissed he did not do the concepts

>>40850392
WHENS THE NEXT SIMS EPISODE

Is it wrong for me to want a regina in my life.

>>40850392
sims...

>>40850435
No, but menhera BAD

>>40850435
no brother, i want one too. there's a market for that kind of female vtuber in EN...

>>40850470
Rushia...

>>40850435
Don't post this art, it's too hot for me

>>40850036
i hate this so much

>>40850486
>>40850470
oh you said EN. well I deserve to get roasted now...

>>40850435
No, who wouldn't want a sexy menhera zoomer girlfriend who's entirely capable of murdering you in every possible way while singing with her whispery asmr voice?

>>40850435
i want to get spitroasted by altare and regina

>>40850435
I just want a girl who will go shooting with me and WON'T threaten to blow her brains out with a snub nose revolver when I go hang out with my friends for longer than I told her I would be gone

>>40850336
axelchads stay winning

With no tools to survive, who of Tempus would survive the longest in the wilderness given their stats and persona

>>40850571
Vesper
how is this even a question.

>>40850036
Robert Young is a banging name

>>40850571
I would've said Altare but he's unable to cook so Vesper

I miss uncle nowa so much bros

>>40850571
In what world is it not Vesper

>>40850571
Vesper... maybe Shinri.. yet to be seen.

>>40850571
Vesper

>>40850606
Why the fuck can zoomers still not cook?

>>40850336
Funny because they are the only gen without a token asian

>>40850571
Flayon if his mech is a part of him lmao

>>40850637
altare is a hunter, not housewife material

>>40850555
Regina might not blow HER brains out, but yours? i am not so sure.

>>40850609
3 more hours left, vesplingchama

>>40850693
Sounds like the perfect woman.

>>40850004
>>40850010
Thanks anon, I definitely missed this.

>>40850571
Vesper both with and without the persona.

>>40850647
Leader …

koipanions ain't it

>>40850116
Those are his "I'm giving you a chance" stats. His isekai power is to carry over old save data. He's played every route except the current "true" route.

>>40849097
A whole box of cookies

clown rape clown rape clown rape clown rape

>>40850693
God I hope EN3 has cool female chuubas instead of more generic cute girls. I want a reversetrap and a tall cool girl