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>>40828098okay
>>40828098Me
>>40828098Ahh... the old school AI generated pics...
>>40828056I did a search on xHx6Pu9XMkM, which is the video ID of Kiara's stream where she said something bad will happen in the spring. I wanted to see what others had to say about it.>>40828074>In other words, you actually do grudgepost everything retarded that crosses your pathIf I did that, there would be a lot more grudgeposting.Let me have this nigger, I haven't grudgeposted in a very long time
Fauna's back and streaming at her normal time tomorrow
>>4082801Not sure why you're trying. It's only one person and this entire trip showed that Fauna didn't give a single fuck about her audience. The worst part is her retarded fans are just gonna eat it up without a care. Even if she lies they'll take her word for it. Look at how that retarded nigger earlier today was going on about how she lost access. Actually pathetic faggots in her fanbase.
I WANT TO SMELL BLUE CUNT
But seriously why do girls like Gura and Fauna ghost their fans like that?Is it that hard to type something on twitter or members posts during breaks?
Kromei love!
>>40828182Just wanted to say i appreciate your work. Keep it up
>>40828184But where are the blue pubes?
>>40828184I want to drop a bowling ball on that tummy.
>He just keeps going and replying to his own deleted postsCome on now
>>40828182Not sure why the quote got cut off >>40828013
>>40828202Mentally ill faggot
>>40828222Look closer, anon. He misquoted the post number. What an idiot!
>>40828189Gura is sick. Fauna doesn't care and knows pathetic faggots will give her money anyway.
>>40828189Guras lazy and fauna takes after her oshi now kys
>>40828202Blow your brains out
>>40828241He just keeps replying to himself too. What drives a man to do this for hours everyday?
>>40828098Kino OP
>>40828187I don't want Ame teaching the JPs these words.
>>40828182Doing the Lord's work mate.
>>40828098all me
>>40828182I admire your dedication Faunaschizo
>>40828098He's LITERALLY me
I am in love with the blonde samurai
>>40828316Understandable.
so uhhhhh, you two schizos replying to each other and yourselves can go ahead and seethe all night. I'm going to bed to wake up for Fauna's stream tomorrow. Probably going to even drop some gift memberships and a SC just to spite you
>>40828182Amazing work. Keep at it.
>>40828098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRYThread theme
Reminder to stop caring about Fauna.She does not care about you. She hates you. She only pretends not to for your money.Reminder>has released a SINGLE cover in year>doesn't ever put money back into her content>no appreciation for her fans and doesn't give back>Can't even do her shitty prerecorded ASMR more often than 1 every 6 months>Doesn't care to stream for her fans>Can't even give them a tweet a day while she's fucked off>Has taken 20 days off within a month's span without any real excuse other than she wants a double vacation because her fans just don't matter to her>Doesn't even tweet for almost a full week to at least give an update to her fans while the people she was with (IRyS, Bae) have>Gets back and doesn't even apologize for the lack of communication
>>40828291I mean, they already have an equivalent word in Japanese.
>>40828098Hololive?
>>40828098Nice OP
>>40828347Wait, only 1 cover? Theres no way
>>40828291How could they talk about riajuu in English if they don't know the vocab?
>>40828098cringe OP
I love this dork so much.
>>40828339Don't doxx yourself like that anon.
>>40828376Throwaway accounts are for that
>>40828266fauna's oshi actually communicates exactly how long he'll be on break for, and when he'll be back though.
>>40828347Fauna has a cover?
>>40828375
Help, I came inside the hooman
Shondo take your meds
>>40828406she's my cute girlfriend, of course she did
>>40828420you have to marry the hooman now
I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA BROS
>>40828291Yeah she should've taught them properly and say normalfag
https://youtu.be/8inhvsb87TMhttps://youtu.be/8inhvsb87TMhttps://youtu.be/8inhvsb87TMSOON
>>40828189They are the only 2 girls who have other stuff to care about more than pandering to their fanbase.
>>40828339>I’m going to spend my money on something that doesn’t affect you whatsoever that’ll show him!Huh?
'Sup Kronies
>>40828440but thats gay
Mumei:>balloons poppingKronii:>spidersWhat other phobias do we have documented?
>>40828453hmm, monkey.
>>40828468to be fair I didn't even like opening that fucking image
I wonder if Fauna visited Kronii on her way back, or if Mumei's the only one who cares.
>>40828202Vesperonii love
>>40828202Garbage ship
>>40828476Ame>breadGura>moldKiara>eggMori>dietIna>pickles
>>40828189Fauna usually doesn't do that, I think she didn't have access to her Twitter. But who knows, maybe she'll say something tomorrow
So is the pekker getting a princess outfit tonight?
OH NO NO NO SISTERS, YOU SAID PEKORA HATES MUMEI BECAUSE OF THE DRAWING
>>40828476Korone is afraid of bread. Kiara is pretty much scared of everything.....
What did she mean by this?https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1613464025849036803
>>40828493Mumei and Kronii live close enough on some route to an airport where they can visit casually. See: the time Kronii stopped by Mumei's while she was traveling.
>>40828468You sonuva bitch
>>40828506Gura is in a symbiotic relationship with the mold, there's no phobia there.
>>40828546Be seeing you real soon Moom
I don't think
>>40828202Does anyone genuinely like this ship? Can they explain what the appeal is?
>>40828526>>40828538Will Pekomoom become the new Pekomoon? Probably not, but I just wanted to say that.
>>40828506Ame ain't scared of bread but she should be
Faumei love!
>>40828585only kronies love this, hoomans hate it
>>40828526>>40828538Kiara status ?
>>40828585I used to like it. Their first year was very sweet.
>>40828603BASED BASED BASED
>>40828603Sex
Mubae love!
>>40828619Kiara is most certainly breathing
>>40828603otp
>>40828355Technically. It was created in this thread before AI generation was cool.
>>40828619Looking at the hour, probably getting touched by ChocoMel right now
>>40828633BaeRyS is better, but this is a cute pairing as well.
The QUEEN is back!
>>40828098
>>40828603Is it correct that the reason Kronii didn't go to Japan was because she lost the Superb Owl to Fauna?
>>40828506IRyS>Antshttps://youtu.be/VIu4plMyDvE?t=241
>>40828619https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1613466653744037888She answered to everyone anon, no need to be so annoying
>>40828526Nooo my rrat
Kiara is being fingered right now just like what happened on that wrestling scene where she cosplayed asuka
I think people should stop shipping Mumei because she is mine
>>40828442PEKORA PEKO
>>40828603
>>40828468fuck you
>>40828696Shut up Kronii
>>40828603BASED and TRUE
>>40828696t.me
>>40828603Based
>>40828526KIARA DON'T LOOK
>>40828603Based and True
>>40828696But that's boomei.
>>40828506Kiara just sits on eggs.
>>40828339doesn't she just ignore gifted memberships? at least do a double SC to get the double thank (you) instead
>>40828696i have yet to see a good post with this image
>>40828603Sisters and Lovers!
>>40828682Honest answer? Ever since Kronii decided to hang out with the boys, I felt like there was much less interactions between them. Both Fauna and Mumei decided that they wanted to go with CGDCT for their streams so I guess it was inevitable a rift would form. They're still good friends though.
>Bae is in Japan>Mumei was in Japan>Fauna was in JapanHmm, kinda odd that almost all of Council was in Japan at the same time...It's kinda weird that Kronii didn't go to Japan... Unless...>Kiara is in Japan>Mori is in Japan>Ina was in Japan>Ame was/is in JapanHmm, kinda odd that almost all of Myth was in Japan at the same time...It's kinda weird that Gura didn't go to Japan... Unless...>IRyS is in JapanHmm, kinda odd that all of Hope is in Japan at the same time...Unless...Also odd that most of Myth, Hope and Council were there at the same time...Golly gee, I wonder what they were all there for?
Suppies!
>>40828468https://streamable.com/h1fhqb
>>40828740Yeah she should rather look at her own reply from Pekora
>>40828696did you kill that spider kronii?
TakaMori Love!
Thinking about that little Ichimi in a skirt
>>40828189When you see your audience as nothing more than a faceless blob to extract money from you stop putting out even the slightest effort.
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>40828794IRyS will never go to Japan.
>>40828794They came to visit me on my birthday
>>40828794Sex with Japanese women
You guys are posting Faumei just to spite Kronies aren't you?
>>40828442https://files.catbox.moe/run2bs.mp4
>>40828794Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sexIm tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sexIm planning a collab = Im planning to have sexOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
>>40828847Happy Birthday anon!How old did you turn? 30?
>>40828813Based and cute!
My Gura plushie is finally on its way
>>40828794HOPE is unity
>>40828863Yeah, sex with me
Ok this offcollab arc wasn't too bad. But can I have a Kiara, Ame, and IRyS offcollab before it ends?
>>40828863mucho texto
>>40828873It's not my birthday anymore retard.
>>40828794To add to this>Bae mentions that they cannot reveal that they are going there ahead of time, due to safety reasons>Gura is the biggest Vtuber in the worldStrange...
>>40828526>These repliesSo you guys actually memoryholed Mumei herself said Pekora liked it or what? Imagine not trusting the Moom herself so you can make up rrats
>>40828863Yeah, me.
>>40828911No way fag
>>40828918Yeah and I'm fucking wishing you happy birthday after the fact you ungrateful bastard
https://youtu.be/iKa6QWE7VWg?t=9718Rate the Pekora
>>40828863all of this is true and real
https://youtu.be/LdrwHNtz3Zghttps://youtu.be/LdrwHNtz3ZgReine's new cover soon
>>40828526Did you just forget about this?
>>40828931There's a lot of vtubers bigger than 141cm anon
>>40828988nice I love this song
>>40828995Proof?
>>40828992This was pretty great.
>>40828863anybody happen to have a vocaroo of this saved?
>>40828696No, I will ship her to Abu Dhabi and you can't do anything about it.
5 more minutes, my body is ready
Just checked Pekora's likes on twitter, why does she only like fanart of herself + Marine? Is Marine unironically her bestie?
>>40828988Reine's a cool dorky bird
>JWUget fucked retard >>40805300
>>40828992I love this so much, as chuuni myself it really shows how powerful council is
>>40829047>Mumei will return in a burkaMasyaallah. She will be halal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwmaZh90SMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwmaZh90SMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwmaZh90SMMeru will apologize to Kiara because they force feed Ame raw eggsthe heat of the egg cooks the rice
>>40828931That's just bae and fauna being schizophrenic
ChocoKiarMel soon!
>>40828802Why do girls overreact like this?
>>40829113With how Ame is, who even knows what actually gave her tummy hort
Rushia my beloved
>>40829113Wait, FUCK I just remembered I can't speak japanese!!!How am I supposed to enjoy the SEX if I can't even understand it??
>>40828696I wrote this.
>>40828291She should have taught them racial slurs instead...
>>40828992I always imagine Sana doesn't have a seat here because she is just being a giant figure staring down from behind these 4. She can't get any smaller
>>40829140So you will deal with it and they can swoon and sex you for being a big guy.
>>40829149Huh?
>>40829159Who the fuck is narrating a book to you during sex?
why didn't Mori made an MV for her best song that is Glass Slipper?nobody clicks on fucking topic uploads
>>40829140it's a bit so she can end stream without reading SC
>>40829159most jp streams are translated >now comachama. you're not some filthy phoneposter are you
>>40829071If you check her art tag you will notice Marine show up in every 2-3 of her fanarts, it just happened
>>40828098Hololive thread?
They all died of SEX, how tragic...
CHOCOCARAMEL SOON
>>40829197>you're not some filthy phoneposter are youWorse....I'm a guywhodoesn'thaveextenionsforYoutubeposter....
>>40829205Pekora loves Marine, this is all i'm getting from it
>>40829178typo. he meant Russia
AAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>40828992link?
KOYO NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8inhvsb87TMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8inhvsb87TMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8inhvsb87TM
>>40829237at least you have adblock right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWpLaY9Nswhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWpLaY9Nswhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWpLaY9Nsw
Mayonnaise is a drink!
Meru Channeru...
>>40829261of course haha....of course I do.....
>>40829193Yup some schizo sent her something awkward so here we are with the spider act
What is this barren-ass loading screen
What are Choco Kiaramel going to be cooking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwmaZh90SMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwmaZh90SMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwmaZh90SM
HAI HAI HAI HAI
>started on timeno wait my food
>>40829249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzdie2uH0N4
INCOMING SEX
KIARA ON THE TELLYWAKE UP YOU DAMN KFPS
What do you mean it's not lateAlso Mel and Kiara cute and sekuharable
>mel-sama
Explain to me the relationship between Choco and Mel
>>40829329it's 5 AM I want to die
>>40829304Me
I CAN HEAR AME LOCKED IN MEL'S BASEMENTKIARA PLEASE FREE HER
So fucking looud my poor ears
>OyakodonKIARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Oyakodongreat choice
Man, I wish I was jouzu.
>I WISH FOR MANY ENJP COLLABS>they're all with KiaraWhat did I do to deserve this?
Pekora in HoloEarth
cuuuuuute
>OyakodonAyamy is here?
>>40829323>portrays herself as supervillain>creates post scarcity utopia
>>40829359by choosing the wrong oshi. skill issue
They arent cooking Dino nuggies? Im out, shit stream
Are meidos asleep?
>>40829359I'm sorry for you your oshi only had 1 collab with JPs, huge skill issue
>>40828506Gura>streaming
Where are Choco's special nuggies I feel cheated
IT'S OYAKUDON, YOU HORNY BASTARDS.
ENTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtagPzsDR70
>>40829391Just wait for Guras next stream anon
>>40829359She's the only EN that isn't socially autistic.
>>40829359I wait for your akasupa to Fauna complaining about that
UWAHHHHHHH SEXXX
>>40829405I've had it. What emotion is that sock puppet conveying?!
>>40829405Yes, post THAT pic
Of course Kiara zeros in on Mel's cat
Translators??
>>40829359>they're all with the one holoEN that careschicken voice filters, but this japan arc sure made Kiara grow on me
looks tasty
>>40829420Towakudon?
>>40829359>What did I do to deserve this?Make shitty post like this
kiara loving that pussy
>>40829452You can be a translator!
>>40829466cooked onions soaked in dashi?
[Kiara News] She saw Mel's pussy and think it's cute.
>A Mel and Choco streamHell yea->Kiara is thereRuined, bitch is worse than Mori
>>40829466this is all they're eating? lol
nakadashi kiwawa
>>40829359I'm sorry Fauna doesn't care about Hololive, but its just reality.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Choco...
>>40829329I'm already awake, cut it out with the shouting.
gomen
>>40829499I thought you got banned faggot
This is what they are making btw
>>40829494didn't ask
Nice start Koyo.
That just looks like corn flakes
Bros how do I get Japanese rice in the supermarket instead of the indian stuff they always keep on the shelf like what do they call it in English
cute
Kiara needs to be on amateur wrestling
>>40829525kek sapling seething at the truth
Your oshi is cute!
>>40829494
>>40829329Someone messaged me during lunch and wanted to do a quick meeting to get them some files but now they're afk, fuck you get back in here so we can get this over with and I can enjoy the sex collab fuuuuccckkkk
>>40829492Kiara is a Hololive manager now?
>>40829113It's kinda funny that Ames had a good back and forth between Japanese and English but kiaras are strictly Japanese
i'm glad my jp reps are paying off!!I've managed to understand what they are making.Pic very rel
GO KOYOYO
>>40829501sex with a mother and a daughter at the same time
>>40829421My clown wife!
LAYERS
>no sex>no livetlsi'm going back to bed
>>40829452Blessed Kiara for thinking about EOPs.
Are Mel and Choco...y'know?
>>40829499kill yourselfseriouslyI'm tired of your bullshit leave mommy alone
nice pussy
>>40829594AQUA NOOOOOO
Bloody hell all Kiara can think about is cats
>>40829527what kind of rock dwelling fag you have to be to not know what Oyakodon is
>>40829603They are both my wives, yes.
>>40829565She might as well be.
>>40829452The KFP translator is sick, and I don't think Mel and Choco have dedicated translators (yesterday they were Shuba's translators in chat).
>smells like cat foodis that a compliment
>>40829594Cebollu???????????
>>40829527That's an omelet.
>>40829569Pirelli is my favorite pizza topping
sugoi
>>40829569tasty
>>40829594RIP Onyan
I think Mel would be cuter with smaller boobies
>>40829544short grain rice.
>>40829594Is that fried chicken?
Wait a second, they're actually cooking. You're telling me this wasn't one big euphemism for sex?
>>40829614and its based
>>40829608I love Fauna, but stop with the mommy shit, it's just as cringe as when KFP used to do it.
Chicken.
>>40829565she is certainly organising more things than the actual management
cute mel
>>40829616Anon. Why do you ask questions with obvious answers?
>>40829588Should've done your reps.
>>40829527Oh it's just like scrambled eggs with chicken and onions severed over rice, right?
>>40829616Personally that's the first time I've ever seen the actual dish despite having extensive history with the word itself.
TARO LOVE
>>40829677they can multitask
>>40829681But she's my mommy...
Nene wants to show Polka her golden balls
>>40829716mumei go to bed
太郎くん。。。
>>40829665Cute JKs
>>40829616I'm american
>>40829544short grain rice
uwu i wuv u kiwawa mi numba wan oshi uwu
>>40829710The egg need to belong to the chicken you are cooking.
She's back! With the same game she was playing an hour ago!
Kiara dot dot dot
I'm sitting here staring at an image of Kiara admiring an onion and I'm having a good time.This hobby is strange.
>>40829675No, Fauna. It's not.
They should've set up a handcam for this collab
>>40829725She doesn't even have a mommy personality! She is more massive dork than mommy! Stop!
>kronies hate kromei>hoomans hate kromeiThen who the fuck keeps spamming this shitty ship????
kek
Koyo just got shat on
Kiara...
With how much Kiara likes cats, she needs to visit Taiga. Taiga is the best cat.
>>40829710The egg isn't scrambled. You pour it on top of the simmering chicken, onions, and broth
KFP trying to make a phonecall
Bros I'm hacking the mainframe of Wawa's phone before they cook me
>>40829762good times
KIARA BONED A CHICKEN, I'M IN BROS
>>40829780the taiwanese
>>40829710Essentially, it's cooked by simmering though which most recipes don't require with those ingredients
>>40829780Kronii
I thought maybe her phone fell into the bowl.
The chicken just landed on my bone!
That chicken that landed on Kiara's phone? me
>>40829777what if the camera flipped and we saw their huge knockers
Nene has shiny kintama and Polka brought the rod
>>40829778UUUUUUUUUUUUUUMOMMYYYYYYYYYY
PHONE LOVE
I know it's a collab but I still think it's kind of rude how EOPs drown out the rest of chat
MELTY KISS OYAKODON WITH KIARA SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>40829780fuck off doxnigger
>ON>THE>MEAT>BONE
>>40829616>Oyakodondunno man but picrel is the only thing that came to mind
is kaela ok?
>>40829793I agree fellow cat connoisseur.
>>40829710you need to cook that shit into an extremely tasty broth. a lot of people miss that parthttps://youtu.be/ZlD6n4XljWE?t=1789
>>40829780the french
>>40829793Sadly she already saw Mio at the NYE 3D so she will probably be lower priority for now. But some off-collab tarot stuff would be fun.
What was she cooking?
>>40829793rip
Kiara should speak Japanese all the time.
>>40829793Anon, Taiga isn't real, Toradora is just a fictional story.
>>40829793I unironically want Taiga to headbutt Kiara hard
>>40829834Consider it a cultural exchange.
chocotentei cute
>>40829838How is it dox? Kronies and hoomans do hate kromei and it's not a secret.
Reminder that Kiara is originally Polka but they found a better candidate for Polka that's why Kiara was thrown to EN instead
>Choco's barely 2 year old PC brokeChoco...is that why you only did twitcast streams...
poruka...
>>40829777Choco just doesn't like using handcams for whatever and prefers to just post screenshots
>>40829834go back to /jp/
>>40829869yes but our culture is loud and stupid
hey koyoriheadsdid she ever get to the part where it rises again?
>>40829845neat
>>40829905FUCK YOU TAIGA, LET ME FUCK HER
>>40829916So is theirs, you just can't tell because you can't read it
I gotta say, Choco-sensei sound kinda...normal? Like, she sounds like a regular woman in her mid 30s. Feels a bit weird not hearing her being very seductive. Not that I mind, really.
>>40829793No, Kiara should visit Kotaro instead
>>40829935ken-sama is blinded by his love of the land of the rising sun. pls andastan.
>>40829920check last stream
>>40829834It's barely 20-30% English, a far cry from drowning out anyone.
NICE
When's the lesbian threesome happening
>yesterday ShubaMelAme>crazy fast LiveTL + Subaru's decent-tier Eigo>today>nothingI can only assume that LiveTL was actually a Subatomo.
How I sleep knowing Kiara won't gain any JP fans from all this leeching
>>40829893Focus on the stream kiara
>>40829941Kiara wouldn't handle on how extremely girly Towa is
I JUST GOT HOME, HOW CUTE ARE THEY!? TELL ME NOW!
That's a brutal name for a meal...
>>40829893Ah, that old rrat.
>>40829893>If I make up random shit, someone will believe meAlso, pretty sure that one was proven to be a lie over a year ago, comachama.
You guys dislike Pekora's monkey but imagine having a pet that jump on your shoulder on demand
>audio keeps cutting in and outthis is even worse than when it was happening yesterday...
thats soup
Orange woman bad
>>40829834>rudeImagine gatekeeping chat, lol.Go back to /jp/.
>>40829941Kotachin is so cute.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1484636447374286857>>40829780based normalise talking about RMTs morethread culture is retarded and toxic
>>40829966You don't sleepYou seethe
>>40829967I mean yes obviously? Dedicated translators carry collabs with other members and Kiara's cant translate right now.
>>40829993that thing is a piss factory. why would i ever want it on my shoulder?
>>40829975very cute and sex
>>40829608>Starts shit>Literal tantrum after being called outHuh... Maybe you really need mother after all
>>40829967DO YOUR REPS
>>40829967>LiveTLA nice thought but it really wasn't needed that stream, it was 97% English
>>40829963I'm looking through Mel's window they are all in naked aprons right now so probably soon
>>40829967yeah, Shuba has good TLs
>>40829975they still haven't raped her and I'm pretty upset
enhance that sauce reflection
oh boy Australia
>>40829975It's just chill today. Not bombastic like the other collabs have been
>>40829993You can get the same result with a rat.Rat's also a lot smarter and is actually domesticated so it will love you
Meh, I'll wait for clips.>>40830026We left /hlg/ like 2y ago, my dude. let it go
>Mel doesn't know the difference between Austria and AustraliaIs being fucking retarded a requirement for getting hired?
>>40829793>Taiga is the best cat.>T.Taiga
>>40829893>Kiara is great enough to be hired by the JP branch despite being a gaijin>AND they valued Kiara so much they kept for a pioneer branch Great rrat for an even greater chikin.
>>40829993It'd shit all over your shoulder
>>40829967Yes, Mel doesn't have dedicated LiveTL, and Kiara's dedicated LiveTL is sick. So... do your reps.
>schnitzel is like tonkatsuI hate that she's right...
Gotta say that all of these offline collabs from Kiara are giving me a good impression of her. Her voice is also way less annoying in japanese.
Yatta!
>>40830054I bet most burgers don't know the difference betwene Hong Kong and Taiwan eitherChill, and take meds
>>40829993FACKING MONKEY AH AH AH AH
>>40829780Literally just saplings trying to push the >Kromei badShit to further Faumei, nobody actually dislikes kromei
>>40830040I'm scanning every pixel as we speak.
>>40829893Reminder that Towa was originally Towa and that hololive was actually really Towalive but there was no Towa back then so it's holo instead of Towa we got Towa
Kiara STRONK!
>Choco explaining things seriously>she talks clearly and passionatelyMY FUKKEN DIK
>>40830054hopefully
>>40830054Yes?
>>40830073>do your reps/hlg/ is the other tab
Eggs on suicide watch
It's nice to see the worse performing members of their generation collab together.
>>40830059Now you mention it... This rrat never made any sense...
EGGS BTFO
>>40829975sweet
>I am cracking the eggNice!
EGG LOVE
>>40830130/hlg/ doesn't even watch streams...
>I am cracking the eggSome get that as a soundpost PLEASE
EGGS CRACKING
SHE IS CRACKING THE EGG KEK
Kronii Spider
>cracking the eggSoundpost that
>>40830130why would you redirect anon to the most EOP board on the whole site
>>40830054As if you knew the difference 3 years ago
Looks oishii as unko my nakamas
>CRACKING
>using the Gura chopsticks Ame used>likely didn't wash thembased
CRACKING THE EGGS
>the chopsticks were't Ame'sGuramekeks...
>>40830161A bit disturbing
GURA CHOPSTICKS MENTION
GURA CHOPSTICKS MENTIONI guess they belonged to Mel and not Ame
Wait so the chopsticks were Mel's all along?
>>40830135Gura isn't in this collab
I'd let Kiara grill my meat if you know what I mean
>>40830135Doesn't Matsuri and Aki do worse than Mel nowadays?
>>40830074Schnitzel is like a hot dog, right?
>>40830163no. last time i sound posted anything for you faggots you never used it and never even gave me a (You) fuck you
look at this cool and serious blacksmith
>>40829999She's also cute, and sexy, and married to me.
Kiara gets to taste Chocosen.... It's not fair!!
she keeps repeating it
>>40830191Ame used them so it's a win
GACHI?!
>>40830138It makes her sound even better than she is. Eggs are literally retarded and can’t even shitpost properly.
sure feels like /hlg/ in here...
GACHI?
Gachi?
Kiara should visit Choco next and play with her 2 cats
Let them cook
Bros how does one become cuter than a catAsking for a friend
>The chopsticks belong to MelGURAME IS DEAD!LONG LIVE GURAMEL!
>>40830221What the fuck she started again?
Koyori baby...
What are they cooking?
>>40830220Awww poor anon
Superior eastern cooking > western bland cooking
>>40830221Why is Ela cosplaying as Run DMC?
>>40830252And her breasts
>>40830287crystal meth
looks good
>>40829834>drown outAre we watching the same stream?Most messages are kana interspersed with occasional eigo.
Chocosen...
>>40830022>>40830039>>40830047>>40830144Nice I'm sure the rape comes after a nice meal. You shouldn't rape on an empty stomach
Boy am I jealous of KFP getting to watch a stream they can understandOH WAIT
>>40830265Humanity cannot transcend such heights never mind surpass them.
>>40830300ok dogfucker
Maybe 5ch can translate for us again
>>40830220skill issue
I wish I knew what they are shouting about.
Anyone else having strange audio jumps or is it on my end?
>>40830305That’s the dessert. What’s the main dish?
Can someone give me a QRD on what Gachi means?
lmao
>>40830252shes gonna be playing with her pussy soon enough
Kaela...
>>40830276>>40829753
>>40830342it cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ5CA1QyW8M
>>40830323Avatarfagging is a bannable offense, brownskinchama
>>40830323>he hasn’t watched enough JPs to understand what’s going on even without TLsTelling.
KFP if Kiara is top-3 dumbest holoEN, how did she manage to learn Japanese?
>>40830342GACHI
>>40830267It was pretty obvious. Ame wasn't going to bring Holo merch with her to Japan, if she even has the merch. Remember she let some of it rot in booth's warehouse to the point of them probably tossing it.
>countdownI am cum.
>>40830323I understand just fine though.
Let 'em cook
>>40830335once in a while, not frequent enough to bother me
>>40830342For real? or frfr if not used questioningly.
>>40830335meds
Didn't multiple people in the thread say the Gura chopsticks were Mel's in the Ame stream...?
>>40829993I'd rather just have a wombat 2bh
>>40830342It's kinda like "Whatever" or "Totally" when used as slang in english
>>40830376>>>/jp/
>>40830342Gachi?!
>>40830339more meth
>>40830377And english. And korean.
thats a mes
This feels like listening to your aunts in the kitchen during a family reunion.
>>40830377I mean, IRyS learned two languages and she's pretty stupid too.
>>40830323Bro it's been nearly 4 years since that miko gta stream. If you haven't learnt some Japanese since that point then there's no hope for you
>>40830377carefully
>>40830377Idiot savant
>>40830377because you're dumb thinking learning languages = smart
>>40830433Are your aunts single?
SHE DID IT
nene...
>>40830342Gachi?
>>40830433No wonder i want to fuck them all
people eat this?
>>40830450Sorry I came into your oshi's meal.
Koyo...
>>40830405Ah, naruhodo ne.
>>40830433My Aunts dont gige me a boner.
>>40830377Undiluted idol autism
>>40830323The language of cute sounds needs no translation
Seems like they're moving pretty fast
>>40830342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw6nXSEqRrc
>>40830342Gachi?!?
>>40830334Eggs and onions probably
>>40830409
>>40830433Your aunts sounds as sexy as Choco? Why haven't you fucked her yet?
M-CHAN GET THE CAMERA
>>40830450the meat didn't get browned and the egg looks only half-cooked at bestI guess that's the difference between Eastern and Western cooking?
>>40830342俺のチンポはカチカチ
I don't recall Ame or Subaru mentioning Mel's cat this much
>>40830470Is Ela ogey?
>>40830433Are they single?
>>40830448not him but Matsuri bandaids was my first clip not nigga
>>40830323all of kfp is perfectly fluent like their oshi
>>40830503Choco sucks at cooking despite it being her interest
>>40830450Oyakodon? Like fr fr oyakodon?
>>40830503I feel like they really enjoy their raw eggs, or it gets cooked a bit more over rice
>>40830479My aunt actually does
>>40830342gachi=gachi
>>40830377Passion overrides retardation. You just need a lot of it
>>40830503You're not supposed to brown chicken, surely?
>>40830433If my aunts were this sexy I'd be permanently banned from family reunions
>>40830470Why is there a row of Kiara's small hats on the right?
>>40830512She's more than ogey
>>40830450would slurp
Cute meow
>>40830508You should probably have a doctor take a look at that, that doesn't sound normal.
>>40830497I'm not into incest nor NTR.
only 30 mins late, what did i miss? what are they cooking? i thought this was a 7am est stream.
What if they start eating it and its terrible
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWpLaY9Nswhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWpLaY9Nswhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWpLaY9Nsw
>>40830433Can I have sex with your aunts?
Oh Kaela won! Good job ela
>>40830433Why haven't you bent your aunts over the kitchen counter and fucked them yet?
FUCK OFF WINDOWS
ENTER TRANSLATOR
>>40830570hi kakuya, thanks for the livetls
>>40830503You don’t have to brown the chicken. It’s more like a stew and the egg is supposed to be soft and almost soupy around the same texture as the sauce.
>>40830574They will say oshiiiii anyway
Oh right, Koyori is still struggling with this monkeyWell, good way to spend the time while waiting for Pekora's Live
Soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCyc-0MhgTg
They're still trying to make Mel update her Windows
Oh, there is a LiveTL in chat now.
>>40830541I would brown chicken for most dishes but maybe not in something like a fricassee.
Something is happening in the distance.
>>40830596You're welcome anon, gomen kudasai.
>>40830606I actually want to see if she gonna do worse than Pekora
>>40830570TARO IS DEADLONG LIVE TARO
>Heh, I understand the stream, skill issue.>Very few discussions for the stream to the point Koyori has more discussion.
>>40830570the cooking is over, they made oyakodon
wtf do they have a lion what was that sound
Kiara is definitely Pekora's EN guest, right? None of hte other EN members have any sort of connection to Pekora.
I can't take this BGMI'm losing my fucking mind
Guardian ape got that dumper tho fr
>>40830528What? Her cooking looks palatable all the time. You're mistaking her for Haachama.
pls don't choke
>>40830099I liked Kromei before. Hoomans warned me and I didn't listen. They were right.
>>40830570Kinda looked like oyakodon. The real dish not what’s in anon’s hidden tabs.
>>40830642Haven't watched Peko's stream, but Koyo is having more troubles with this monkey then Gen-chan
>>40830611because i literally just woke up, thought the stream was in 90 mins.
>>40830648>he doesn't have any more Fauna picspathetic
>>40830600Thanks for the clarification, I thought as much.Just an interesting difference I noticed between that and the type of food I am used to.
looks like the stream is finally got TLd
Somehow this collab is more uncomfortable than the mel ame subaru collab from yesterday.Why is that
>>40830661Way too obvious with this timeloop retardchama.
>>40830661cute schizo
>>40830570Not much, they jumped striaght into cooking and only just finished. Very focused with minimal tangents.
>>40830661Not this again for fucks sake
If I start Sekiro now, could I get to monkey and beat it by the time Koyori beats it?
>>40830670she cooks entire dishes in the microwave
>Kiara: I'll say what make me so happy>When I talk about accessories with Mel-senpaiCUUUUUUTE
GO KOYORI GO
I love my very serious streamer
>>40830155>>40830163I almost made this a video until I realized nothing was fucking moving
>40830699Shut up schizo
>>40830649>>40830678delicious, thanks for the help!
The chicken looks raw
vivian sounds like a vibrator desu
>>40830648They're cooking fucking chicken and making small talk dawg, what do you want us to talk about?
Yeah I'd eat that
Fuck, now I'm hungry for some oyakodon
>>40830699Other stream had AmeThis stream has Kiara
>>40830661Nah we already established that it’s Kronii because they’re both blue.
>>40830702What timeloop? Kiara is the only EN to have any sort of meaningful interaction with Pekora.
>>40830699Baffling post.
CUTE!
>>40830715oh it's you again
>>40830699How is this uncomfortable? Are you an autist?
I'm so fucking hungry bros...
>>40830746Ame just threw up looking at this
>>40830699Same with when mori did the off collab with mel. Kiara just aren't as close than with ame and mori
>>40830681Pekora actually have a relatively easier time, probably because she have played it before
>>40830699Subaru can melt any ice.
>>40830715not this loop again...
>>40830732>>40830738It's so yellow.
RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB
>>40830648filterchama....
>>40830728Thanks anon
>>40830661It's Fauna because she reminds Pekora of Rushia.
>>40830699You're really trying hard to start shit and it shows man... why are you so desperate for attention?
Alright!Phase 2 nowDon't fuck this up, Koyo.
>>40830699>>40830759You lost, KiaraschizoEveryone loves Kiara
>>40830777egg yolk will do that.
why does the monkey know how to use a sword anyway
Itadakimasu!
>>40830753Ame needs to stop being a little bitch then.
damn the oyakodon looks great once the residual heat firmed up the eggs
Is it true that Laplus is returning next week?
>>40830728Excellent work
>>40830699Because you are a retarded shizo.
>>40830699Ametards already starting shit lmao
AME MENTION
>>40830699delusional teamate
>>40830799He is just swinging it blindly though.
Shiny ball
>>40830746Miso soup is disgusting. The Japanese should get some tastebuds.
>>40830641Ummmm... I can see her panties...
>>40830699You found the collab where mel barely talked and only repeated after subaru more comfortable? Maybe you dont like Mel?
>>40830742Sure, but if you actually paid attention to Kiara, she didn't have a chance to record 3D until very recently and those things are recorded months in advance.
>>40830795Where did I say hate? It's obvious that Mel is closer to those 2 than kiara???????
thats some hot moaning
Fuck it I'm making asian food for lunch todayJust need to get that fucking rice except I googled and my local supermarket doesn't have it so long grain rice will have to do
>>40830833t. w*stoid
>>40830832Isn't that one of the mons who use explosion?
kiara STRONG
>>40830728Arigatou
>>40830823>>40830839WHERE???
>>40830742That still doesn’t change the fact that Kiara’s been busy practicing for the filming of her 2 hour unecessarily long masterpiece entitled “am lobster”.
>>40830840Mori's literally been friends with Mel for years anon
>>40830826he lost his head so ill overlook that
KIARA-SAMA
>Mel: I want you to come everyday and Mikan (Mel's cat) is here too>Kiara: Maybe I'll come again tomorrowCute!
>>40830865ChocoKiaraMel
>kiara holds her chopsticks better than most japanese people
Mel invited Kiara to her house every day?
>>40830323>He can’t simply read the vibes of the stream
>>40830866Sounds kino to me
>>40830833How can anyone hate miso soup? It's just a savory broth?
>>40830880Read anon I was agreeing with you
>>40830699HOLY SHIT I LOVE HORSE RACING I LOVE PUTTING DOWN MONEY ON RANDOM CHANCE AND GETTING UPSET AT THE RESULTS HOLY SHIT
>>40830840Dude, unlike Kiara who admits she's dumb, you aren't as clever as you think you are.
I don't understand a single fucking thing. It's been a nonstop barrage of offcollab JP streams that look like pure kino on paper but then I realize it's just an entire hour or random cute noises I don't understand. I'm sick of it.
>>40830866I can't wait
>Choco: But you see Kiara way of holding chopsticks is so beautifulStrange observation.
How can a way of holding chopsticks be more beautiful?
>miso soup is nastyfaggot, miso and natto are top side dishes. put the burger down.
>>40830833Fuck you, brit, it's literally just soup. Saltwater is too spicy for your tea sipping ass.
>>40830890I know, I just ask as a habit.Thanks tho.
>invited to come over again tomorrowCUTE
>>40830835Teamates don't give a shit about other girls, they only want to make thing about Watson
Is it that weird to hold your chopstick on the left hand when you're left handed?My co-worker who;s from Japan is a lefty, but he hold his chopsticks right handed.
>>40830853Honestly the grain doesn’t matter that much just try and make it a little wetter than usual. The rice needs to be sticky enough for you to be able to pick up clumps with your chopsticks.
>>40830399I just remember people spamming THEY ARE
>>40830894Sasuga former weeabooUnlike her I think most of us just had to learn to use them through trial and error
good morning~
>40830913Shut up, nijinig. You're not watching streams
>>40830913You've let the idiots on this board brainwash you into thinking that things that aren't actually good are good
>Mel's cat's name is Mikan>My name is MikanWE ARE
>>40830929you will never be japanese
>>40830913How did you survive when hololive English wasn't a thing yet?
>laplus doesn't stream >gura doesn't stream>shion streams only once every 2 weeksCunnybros, I don't feel so goodI need my fix of cute and funny girls, please....
>>40830913retardchama there's a liveTL in chat...
>>40830894>>40830919Kiara is literally japanese
>>40830919Sounds like something my aunt/grandma would do.
What kind of relationship Choco and Mel have?
>>4083084080% of the conversation was carried by Ame and Subara last stream.....
>>40830866Kino incoming. I beleb.
yeah, they fucking.
>>40830921It can't. Choco is just trying to get into Kiara's orange miniskirt.
>>40830932I also do that with Kiara mentions eventhough im watching the stream
>>40830399Yeah, but Ame still used them, so they are
>>40830889TEAMATES BTFO
>>40830661It’s Towa
>>40830948Either you're a cat or a girl and both of those options are terrifying in their own way
>>40830936This is true.t. Teamate
>he doesn't have a telepathic link with his oshi and can understand what she's saying regardless of what language she's speakingNGMI
the liveTL is almost machine translation-tier
>fucked around>got greedy>found outKoyori...
>>40830977thats based desu
>>40830921Some people, asian or not, hold their chopsticks in weird ways or odd spots. Proper form is noticable and more effortless.
>>40830950And i don't need to be to enjoy good food, fag.
ENs for this feel?
>>40830913>an entire hour or random cute noisesIs that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>40830866Spoilers: We learn that Gura is KiaLobster father at the end.
You know it's really boogles my mind that one of the JPs who's probably closest to EN and had multiple collabs and off collabs with them, is Mel If you would've told me that back in 2020 I'd call you a troll
>>40830990I'm Croatian
>>40830866Directed by Christopher Nolan and Hideo Kojima
>>40830948Asian, probably.
>: For Japanese we use many thin taste things and add up to the perfect combination of tastethats not how it works
>>40830833disgusting westoids can't handle anything with flavor
Why is the audio cutting like that? Is it a YT issue?
>>40831015Hololive EN tempus
>>40830795Where’s my everybody loves Raymond edit?
>40831019Shut up schizo
Bless this translator giving us kino at speed
>>40831021You have my condolences. Your name is a girl's name in Japan
>>40830936Yeah, only Ame & her suffering matters.All this AME BTFO will do nothing because it only makes her suffer more & we love it.
>>40831036There's plenty of flavor on a good ribeye or a thick burger on a sesame seed bun.
>>40830921Compare a child just learning how to hold a pencil to someone who can properly write with it, the proper way to hold it is less cramped, light and yet firm and very efficient.Same thing with chopsticks.
>>40831019Mel isn't close to EN she just likes collabing because it's the only thing she can do
>>40831043Nyanners is pretty cute huh
>>40830911Unironically horse racing is pretty fun
>>40830894Hey, I can do that too but unlike her I'm not a cute girl so I never get any praise.
>Kiara: For me? It's 10pm and sometimes I might get so busy with stream there are days that I can't eat until 11pmWhy is she lying? She don't eat dinner until 1-3AM...
Imagine Kiara can actually lure Choco outside of Japan
Well, Koyori is reaching Phase 2 faster and faster,So there's that
>>40831019Mori was mels nepotism hire cmon anon we've been through this
Why can't Koyori just beat the monkey...
Why does Kiara keep saying western cuisine is more boring and doesnt use as many ingridients? Maybe she should actually cook real food instead of her hello fr*sh shit.
>>40831071one of the best. very breedable.
>>40831039It's their stream. It's probably a noise gate that is struggling.
>>40831073I'll praise you teamate. Just don't make it weird
>>40831079Now she can get her ass beat by phase 2 even faster!
>>40831078could Choco even survive?
>>40830948tangerines?
I beleb in her...
CAHM OOOOOOOOOONNNN KOYORI BEAT THE FUCKING MONKEEEEEEE
>>40831068>Mel isn't close to ENCorrect she is EN.
Uchi gang with Mio
>>40831079Welp I spoke too soonKoyo...
>>40830948Orange. More specifically, your name literally means “tangerine” in Japanese.
>>40831093is she wrong?
>>40831077Because it would go from funny to embarassing
>>40831077>End work at 11PM>Eat at 1 AM>Got to bed at 5AMWhat do you call this?
>>40831093She’s a big fucking weeb
Hey wassup it’s KroniiPlease visit the web here it’s got free stuff
>kiara picked up 'uchi' whilst living in osaka
>>40830987Anon, those aren't fucking teamates, stop being stupid.
>>40831077That's just when her scedule is particular fucked, like right before she left Austria.
>kansai-ben KiaraUUOOOHH
>>40831081Phase 2 is pretty tedious if you're not using the spear and she's getting impatient
>>40829329I woke up late...
>>40830987Oh yeah, well Mel said she'll visit Ame's house
>>40831093look, she misses corn and tuna. you can forgive her, right?
>>40831093She has probably never actually thought about how many things go into something simple like lasagna
>>40831114>very hardYes, me.
hehe monke
I love when Kiara is matching her energy with those she talks with
>>40831124t. Spider
Kiara and Bae should collab in Kansai dialect.
>>40831019Mel is one of few JPs actively reaching out to people so it's not all that surprising.
>>40831159lasagna is literally just pasta cheese and sauce.
>>40831151>No delivery
>>40831151Kiara will suffer less by visiting Mel.Ame will suffer more by preparing for the visit from JP.All is well in this world.
>>40831159Heh, if anything, when she made lasagna she put in there way too many unnecessary things
>talking about dialectsOk they lost me.
>>40831140I'm Ben btw
>>40831180Cringe...... just..... pure....... cringe........
>>40831114this is true!
>>40831093Matter or perspective, Japanese cooking has more unfamiliar ingredients. She's not entirely wrong either if you don't don't include French cuisine.
>>40831180but make the sauce and pasta from scratch next time.
>>40831180a good lasanga has at least 15 ingredents spread across both sauces
So many cute giggles I can't..
>OkayuEither she's there or they are talking about actual porridge.
>>40831159Italians will literally throw a bitchfit whenever you use cream in carbonara tho.
>>40831121living the dream
[Koyori News] Bam bam.
>>40831204使えないだべ
Anybody else hates those surprised jap noises kiara makes? They are already exaggerated but the way she does it's like double the exaggeration
WE ARE
Mel's pubes
It's Marine's orisong!
They are even singing....
GO MEL GO
i:m starting to think Koyori might in fact enjoy being grabbed and thrown around by this monkey
>>40831093Ingredients for Asian food aren’t as readily available in other places that’s why they feel like more work. Everyone has eggs,tomato sauce, and flour but not everyone has shit like dashi and mirin.
>>40831236Yeah, because it's dogshit
A fucking monkey!
>>40831258Idk if you know this anon, but Kiara is a idolfag.
Koyori...
Mel fed Kiara?
ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAAAL
>>40831120Yes, very.
>Kiara get fed by ChocoIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HER!
GO MEL GO!>she fed KiaraUWAAAAAA
>>40831180mama mia
>>40831093I mean I think western cooking is blander and boring yeah. Stir fry is the sole exception because that shit is basic as fuckDoesn't make it worse. I prefer bland versions of foreign food, something simple like a roast dinner or fish and chips is delicious to me
>>40831236>use cream instead of butternot carbonaa, turk.
>>40831289
I dont hear Choco talking for a long time now did she leave?
Mel is feeding Kiara
The trick to beating the guardian ape is to dodge or block his attacks instead of getting hit like Koyori is doing
Im too horny and its all Hololive’s fault
>>40830661Kiara was the only EN that had Pekora show up for her birthday, but I still believe that Kiara won’t be guest.t. KFP
>>40831287All 5 remaining grains of rice.
>>40831275>>40831261FIGHTING DREAMERS
>>40831220French cuisine is fucking shit like bone soup with old ass bread, there's no fucking ingredients and it's all a disgusting grey, the Fr*nch and their food are a blight on fine dining. I'll take emulsions and toilet bowl ice cream before I let something Fr*nch be set before me.
>>40831301They're both milk products.
>>40831191Of course there's no delivery because Mel won't be able to escape Bubba's assault for long enough to stream with Ame.
>>40831308Source?
>>40831308>dodge or block his attacks instead of getting hit like Koyori is doingName one boss battle where you win by getting hit.
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>40831110Frog Detective will forever be #2, sorry you're jealous of a monkey.
>56:13 [EN] "it's already been an hour! I don't want my sekiro to end with an ape!"Kek, Koyori
>>40831322>>40831301>>40831236carbonara uses eggs, not dairy
>>40831323Mel isn’t a white woman
>>40831159She made a lasagna on stream...>>40831093Aside from a few high effort side dishes German/Austrian cooking doesn't use all that many spices or ingredients.The japanese had to make do with whatever they could scrape together on their rocky island while Germans just got a big slab of meat and called it a meal.
am I deaf or Choco is not talking?
>>40831236To be honest Italian cuisine is like inventing cold fusion to power a singing fish, Americans use their inventions better.
>>40831310t. deadbeat
>>40831322next time replace the cheese on your pizza with yogurt, they are both milk products after all
>>40831068Just doing her job as a senpai, most first gen don't really have a wide berth of things as a streaming talent, they're most legacied in and that's how things go. She at least plays a decent amount of random games and typical JP monhun/mc/splatoon and can sing. Chocomel is a treat though.
>tfw you will never be fed by Mel or Choco because your dad decided to give you a Y chromosome instead of another X
>/ck/ hoursKimoi!
>>40831326Every boss fight I use my thorns build in, check mate retard.
>>40831326the joke......(You)
>>40831093It's funny because Japanese cuisine is some of the most bland and limited out there compared to the big western culinary traditions. Gets mogged by every other region and country in Asia.
>>40831354Yogurt pizza base sauce sounds good tho
>>40831326Bernadetta in FE3H has a skill which makes her deal more damage at low health so I let her get hit to win
>>40831339Bubba doesn't care
>>40831339Japanese people love dogs more. Those with cats just can't afford the space.
>>40831362Mel has the personality of a plank
>>40831337I use both, but for sure i don't use cream. facts.
>>40831093Weird thing to be seething over. Availability of ingredients play a role in that comment. Oyakodon and miso soup are easy for nips because they always have the ingredients on hand but if you’re not into Japanese food, you probably won’t have all the shit to make them and will rely on substitutes.
>>40831326Society.
>>40831371
>>40831348>Americans use their inventions betterThis cope will never not be funny. Enjoy making italian food with your dogshit ingredients
I'd love to have a ramen offcollab including Botan
GO KOYO GO
>>40831371I'LL MAKE YOU EAT MY COCK BRAT
>>40831389>Japanese people love dogs more.White women bros...... they're taking our culture....
>>40831304She is talking, she just doesn't have the exaggerated sexual voice on.
>>40831326Casual
>>40831403Is the cat included with the menu?
>>40831093>Western Cookinguhhh lets put some mashed up vegetable sauce on grains lol>Japanese CookingPerfect blend of spices to accentuate the taste of proteins and carbs while being perfectly healthy.
>>40831364Anon that's not how it worksYou have to be a CUTE girl. A girl will want to do things for a cute boy as well, especially in Japan
>Choco: But when you talk about Botan you think about BOtan right?I hate Japanese puns.
>she doubted
>Botan has made tonkotsu broth on her ownWHY IS NO ONE MARRYING THIS SKILLFUL HAG
THIS IS THE RUN
>>40831325I made it up
>>40831439I thought hololive CN got disbanded.
>>40831397there's no point in using cream or butter if you're using eggs, unless you're making african-american 50,000 calorie mac and cheese
>>40831159She literally had a stream where she made her own pasta. Don’t make me type that shit because I forgot what it’s called but it’s the mac and cheese like one but fancier and more complicated.
>>40831395perfect tradwife material, hot
>>40831460>Koyori proceeds to deflect the overhead swing and then just stand there doing nothing through the opening
What the fuck is "Salt soup"?That just sounds like salty water, like you'd use for boiling spaghetti.
Wait, the monkey actually can't tell where you are if you are quiet?
>>40831310Same, it's not even about whether Pekora invited her or not, Kiara just doesn't have access to 3D studio and she keep on refusing the skinwalker option.
>>40831344You're not hearing the deeper voice?
>>40831446>*uhh it's a grilled fish... and a broth filled with random shit we found outside, bits of tofu and a lot of saltftfy
>>40831477Aka superior Mac and cheese.
>>40831459ALL SHE DOES IS PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY.
>that parry spamkek
>>40831258Kiara is a genki character. Go watch someone else.
>>40831446based
>>40831446YWNBJHoly shit do you niggers all just eat microwave dinners or something?
>>40831495Kiara is literally in Japan right now.
>>40831482She has no killer instinct, terrible at picking openings to punish.
>>40831516where do you think you are
>>40831510if you're black and obese sure
Choco-sensei is so smart...
>>40831520You realize those concert aren't live, right ?
>>40831236To be honest I live in Italy and 80% of the places in my area are fast foods, kebabs and cheap all you can eat sushi. The latter is really fucking popular, in Milan you'll find one every 10 meters.
No joke this is actually the run
>Mel doesn't like cornhorse.jpg
>>40831299This take is retarded, there is asian cooking where they throw an egg on rice and there is stuff like Semmelknödel which look simple but can have a dozen ingridients. Most people (everywhere) just cant be arsed to cook more involved stuff at home.
>>40831488It’s kinda creamy imo. It’s my favorite type of ramen.
>chicken>loves corn
>>40831326In MonHun, Flaming Espinas' armor set bonus makes an explosion when you get hit
>>40831446>healthyJapanese food isn't healthy, it's just that they walk everywhere so it's harder to get fat.
ajimaru
Choco-sensei sounds extremely normal. A riajuu if you will.
>>40831524>She has no killer instinctI'm back to (Rise!)I'm back to (Glow!)I'm back to (Fly!)I'm back to (Soar!)I'm back to (War!)Let the truth be (Told!)I feel on fire when my passion (Flow!)
THIS WILL BE THE RUN
>>40831436A Revenge Hexer doesn't really want to get hit either, though? You pre-damage them by walking through thorns before the fight.
>>40831477>add ingredients to the pasta>doesn't toss in butter initially then add eggs(2) 5 mins later for a second tossNGMIalso i'm not even italian
Huh I just realizeThis monkey's weird movement might actually have been a reference to that infamous "drunken fighting style" thing huh?
>>40831516>do you niggers all just eat microwave dinnersI know how to cook, I'm not American
Oh, she's telling the kitchen fire story.
>>40831520And? What part of she’s busy filming “am lobster” do you not understand?
Kiara retelling the pan fire story
>>40831589no you dumbchama
SHE'S DOING IT
>>40831532>no you can't just heccin enjoyarino food!>reeeeeee stop being happy be miserable like me and consume bland slop!
>>40831589Can monkeys get drunk
>>40831565>he doesn't know
>someone burnt the oyakodonI'm blaming Towa.
>>40831589pekoras drunken monkey........
>>40831520Lives are recorded months in advance.
Oh yeah that was rough
GO KOYORI GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>40831617Yes, all the time
Huh I just realizeThis monkey's weird movement might actually have been a reference to the famous "Silverback" gorillas huh?
I was tabbed out but I could tell this was the kitchen fire story just from her tone
>>40831589no, it because Centipede control it
This is NOT the run
>>40831617yeselephants too
>>40831635I thought lives were recorded in blood painted across the stage of history....
>>40831614eggs + cream in pasta just increases the calories, it doesn't improve the flavouryou only need one or the other
My oshi almost died because she tried to blow out a grease fire.She's brilliant.
>>40831661It could have been the run...
>>40831657stop the bullshit you just heard the wee ooo wee oo
Huh I just realizeThis monkey's weird movement might actually have been because he has no head, huh?
>>40831657the reps, their power is flowing through you...
Huh I just realizeThis monkey's weird movement might actually have been a reference to the famous "Harambe" huh?
This fight was kinda annoying I remember just cutting this bitch to death instead
>>40831607>>40831658I know what's causing it, c'monI'm talking about the movement itself. VERY similar to that thing.
>1:04:38 Kiara: I have got a flame on my pan one time the fire department are all over the place>1:04:58 Kiara: I was blank out I don't know what to do so I just blow on the pan in the big flame>1:05:11 Kiara: It goes away but they said it because the oil ran outOh yeah, I remember that. The day she almost burnt her apartment but she blow out the fire with her breath.
>Kiara: It goes away but they said it because the oil ran out>Kiara: But for me I just think I just blow them out myselfI told you my wife is top 3 most retarded holos.
>>40831695no it was the fuuuu fuuu fuuuu
Remember when she thought blowing on the pan actually did something?
Oh shit I missed Koyori reacting to the monkey stage 2
Koyo FIGHT ON
guys.... subaru is streaming too....
Huh I just realizeThis monkey's weird movement might actually have been because he has a bug inside of him, huh?
>>40831589no you fucking retard did you even play the game
>>40831684>triedshe succeded
>>40831673>eggs + cream in pasta just increases the calories, it doesn't improve the flavour
>>40831684literally flaming hot
>>40831727She said there was oil remaining in the pan. My personal theory is the fire took pity on her.
>>40831702pekoras pet harambe......
why is everyone talking about a monkey?
>>40831741Am I talking with ESLs here?I'm not saying the moneky is literaly drunk>reference
>It's been 69 minutes
Imagine having to fight TWO of those fuckers...
Koyo....
A FUCKING MONKEY
>>40831774retardchama...
koyori...
Can anybody tell what were the topics of this stream
Beeg face.
Huh I just realizeThis monkey's weird movement might actually have been because he likes to get down and boogie, huh?
>>40831743KOYOLOVE
it's like I'm peeping on kanata while she's changing her clothes
>>40831729You missed it one stream ago
ha ha ha Nico Nico reunion
>>40831739>GeoguessrNobody's topping Gozaru getting within 10m of a tunnel in the middle of nowhere
>>40831770they are monkeying around
NND Senior Citizens Association
>>40831802He's a funky monkey, yea.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>40831796A koyote tries to beat a monkey but fails repeatedly
>>40831796sex with blondes
>>40831727See >>40831720She still believe it
>>40831774you're the ESL here retardchama fix your reading comprehension. >we know what you're trying to say and >we just said you're wrong. you clearly never played the game since the "reference" you're talking about is literally within the game notes
>>40831804oops, didn't mean to reply
>Kiara: There is time when I visit Niconico main office ???
>>40831783haha yeah that'd be funnyimagine they make the arena smaller toojust as a joke haha
>>40831802He has no style and no grace
>>40831832Meru Meru cooking~
>>40831716>>40831774KEK I'm sorry you're getting so much shit, anon. If it makes you feel better, I do vaguely see it, but don't think it's actually a reference.
>>40831832Meru...
>>40831832kek
I've never played Sekiro but now I want to try and see if it's that she's horrendous or if the game is actually difficult
>>40831846The black history.......
>>40831836>>40831792ogey ESLsigh, so much for actually having a sensible discussion.
>>40831341>Germans just got a big slab of meat and called it a meal.And that is based.
>>40831832My brother did the same thing with a whole egg. It blew open the microwave when it exploded.
five years is not a long time Kiara
>[EN] "prepare yourself ape! I'm about to whip that arse"
>>40831832Mel...
MORI MENTION
>>40831802Secret BGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8
kiara is a natural attractor to pussy
watame post
>>40831832Genius vampire
ameeeeeeeeeee
>>40831796Koyori failing to beat this albino monkey?
https://youtu.be/3LaDuoHDC_g?t=2554Honest, unfiltered thoughts?
>>40831870>game has the correct and labeled reference that clearly answers your question>nooo b-but my headcanon its "drunken style" I swear!stop forcing your shit for once and listen retard
>>40831904yes!
>>40831908Do seamonkeys have bugs in them too?
>>40831870there is nothing to be discussed coz it has zero similarity
>>40831886Where
>>40831905Ame invented ~~~?
>>40831864Most Souls games are hard if you're not familar with Souls style.Disregard the /v/ermins who always try too hard to make themselves look badass.
>>40831832I had an egg exploded in my microwave while trying to make a quick poached egg.
>>40831912Most overrated 3D live of 2022
>>40831902Watame reply.
>pg 11CHIARA RABU
Mel never seen Choco's cats?
>>40831905>speaking english to a japanese catshe’s ngmi.
>>40831912My ina is unbelievably sexy
Is the reason Mel is so dumb because she doesn't drink blood like a normal vampire?
>>40831930Yes, plenty of them.
>>40831938Ame invented saying "Hi" to cats
>>40831912SEXY
Kiara isn't joking about aiming for Holomem with cats back in 2020-21 before she left Japan
>>40831326
cute wawa
IF LAST POST, MIKO WILL OFFCOLLAB WITH AME
My Ina :)
>>40831864Koyori misses a lot of openings. You can punish the monkey after each grab or swipe, but she's either running around or jumping backwards.
>>40831864It's forgiving in the sense that if you miss the timing you don't get chip damage (at least if you don't return the charm)But there are parts where the enemy will combo you and you can't uncommit from deflecting even if your posture bar is filling up, so if you fail the timings it breaks through your defenseAlso the perilous moves are basically qtes which you can only fail a few timesConsistency and patience is more the key than some huge difficulty
>>40831984Based pussy hunter.
Mori is about to win so hard once she gets her cat
Kiara has no interest in women, she just wants pussy.
>>40832003Teamates...
This isn't sex. It's cat lady corner...
>>40832016kanatan...
>>40832003HAVE MY SUPPORT BROTHER
Melier butt
I can't understand Japanese, are they having sex yet?
based
>>40832016pero pero pero pero
Kiara is trading pussy for pussy
Melru…
>>40832015But it’s like a two for one deal!
>>40832044They are talking about pussies
Who is this khan koyori keeps talking about?
>Kiara: So I thought that I will be more friendly to the member who have cats>Choco: So you were aiming for me?!?Truly the Lex Luthor of HoloEN.
>>40832044If cat talk is foreplay, then yes.
>>40832051based desu
>KanataIt's like there's noooothing there at all.
>>40832003Ok.
Melier chest
It's the middle of the night, page 11 is going to last a while. You still won't use the image slots, though.
love fauna
>>40832044speaking about pussy
>>40832022porque no los dos
>>40831864It's one of the harder bosses, the non-humanoid enemies in Sekiro are kinda trash between the monkeys, bull, and fire demon.>>40831940Sekiro is a lot more derivative, and while it demands more consistency there's no summons in this game, no bleed, no shield, no ranged and just a handful of cheeses like firecrackers or ledging so I'd say it's more hard trying to use every tool at your disposal for the average player with less ability to overlevel.
>>40832073god that's so fucking hot
I WISH I WAS THAT HAMSTER
>you will never be Mikan
>>40832086what about em