/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>4077692
She loves meme… her past… and all.

>>4077692
thank god management won't let her

Gura is far more fitting for a Meme Review than Mori. You will see.

>>4077692
She has a good track record with memes.

>>4077873
Understatement

>Wow Gura! Congratulations on the 3 million subscribers! You must have worked REALLY hard to accomplish such success!
>...
>[JP:I think she's deaf and dumb], isn't that right Gura?
>...uhehehe...

>>4078349
lmfao it’s so fucking close, it’s warping space-time

>>4077740
It’s important not to BECOME the meme anon. Don’t let your dreams, be memes.

>>4078349
Why is coco such a bitch? How dare she talk to her like that?

>>4077692
she has been doing her best to run from the SEAniggers until now, she can keep running from coco aswell or so i hope

>>4078349
I am so pissed that she would hypothetically do that

>>4078349
I can't wait.

>>4078878
Why do you like gura she unsult holojp make fun of them and even she called korone a dumbass for nothing

>>4078542
>It’s important not to BECOME the meme anon.
I mean, the ship's lost at sea at this point.

>>4079002

You had to hold back on writing "Oh so sorry" first didnt Zhang?

Cumfudds chimping out and getting HoloEN graduated would be the least I expect.

Look at the rhombic slope of her forehead. Look at the small cranial capacity compared to her brutish face. Gura is a thug bred for violent conflict. She’s an aggressive ape. She is not particularly intelligent, nor is she capable of complex abstract thought. She has but one power: ruthless aggression, tempered into "competitiveness" by contemporary law and social customs. We see this moronic brute rise up to the top of Vtubing only through her thoughtless, instinctive hind brain actions. She has no introspection and has nothing to contribute; she only wants to win. She cares about nothing but subscriptions and superchats. Everything she does is fake: every opinion, every cackle, and every crocodile tear. Gura hates her audience, hates you, and even hates life itself. If you came across her in the Paleolithic forests, she would kill you just to watch you die. She is a loathsome creature who senses that her kind is not long for this world of Vtubing. She is the last of a dying breed of beast. Her kind will be gone soon. For now, merely look, listen, and wait. Observe the thrashing. Observe the hypocrisy of a slow-moving mind attempting to exploit ever changing cultural memes and trends. She will box herself in. She will find himself cornered by her poorly chosen social moves. Then, she will lash out. Cancelled by her own idiocy. Cancelled by her inferior genetics. Cancelled by time itself. The primordial simian. The genetic dead end eaten by her own ego. Eaten by her desire to exploit simps. Gone forever. Purged from the collective consciousness. Leaving behind nothing but a digital artifact, already forgotten.

>>4079002
You don't have any friends in Hong Kong that could shitpost for you?

>>4079191
Its better they graduate they unsult holojp for no reason

What if Gura gets super nervous before the collab to the point that she drinks a ton of alcohol beforehand, leading to Gura being HER for the collab and overwhelming Coco and the Internet.

>>4077692
Uh, why does she need to cross her fingers?
She can just she no, like she has done with all the other JPs that have asked her for a collab in the past like Shion and Haachama, she just ghosts them because she has no need for it.
Like she only had one with Anya because she plays one of her favorite games DBD, and wanted someone to play together.
If she doesn't want to play with the reddit dragon, she just won't like always, nobody forces her to do jackshit.

>>4077794
nips aren't overly bright, let alone the ones transplanted in the west. but it would be a horrific idea to ruin your best marketable product on something like meme review.
the best throw away personality to use is Kiara, with an incredibly close Watson.

>>4080502
Imagine if Watson was in one of her rare moods and she just shit all over the low quality memes and Reddit in general. Reddit isn't allowed to say anything bad so they'd have to improve their memes or start stealing them from here. She could actually save the Reddit shitpost show.

>>4079208
i like this post it has funny long words.

Let's be honest: We all want to see those lewd photos of her, just so the fanart can exist.

>>4077692
Gura would handle herself fine in a meme review. And she's dunked on Calli in her own collabs before, so her and Coco could bond over being alpha females.

>>4079454
She actually said yes to the collab with Haachama but nothing ever came from that.

>>4078349
>>4079296
>>4081276
I’m seeing a weird combo of these scenarios...
>Gura is nervous as hell, awkward and quiet
>Coco insults her in Japanese thinking she won’t understand, but Gura actually does and seems visibly upset
>excuses herself for a moment
>Comes back blitzed and starts trashing on the memes as weak and asserts dominance to coco, gaining her respect
>Says “fuck memes!” Grabs her ukulele and starts drunk singing “I Wanna be a cowboy” and coerces Coco into joining her.

>>4079191
i beleeb

>>4082175
kill yourself HERfag

>>4081276
I think Coco would just cringe Gura out of existence

When Coco contacts her to be on meme review, she will tell her "Your memes end here" and that will be it, you'll then be welcomed to the new Asacoco, which will be like 1.0

>>4079002
Gura unsult Korone harmlessly inlike how your government unsults yor rights to self determination Lee.

>>4082175
BASED

Meme review with ame + gura would be kino. They have by far the best chemistry in EN and although they'd be awkward on their own, together they could make for pretty funny guests.

>>4080502
>nips aren't overly bright
They are compared to amerilards

>>4090156
Yeah and without coco it would be decent

>>4090156
I dont want a meme review with people who have chemistry. Give me an Ame + Mori meme review so i can laugh at the cringe.

>>4080502
Shut up retard

>>4091051
You will never be japanese

>>4078349
Screenshotted, I believe this will be 100% true if Gura actually ends up on Meme Review.

>>4077692
TICK
TOCK

>>4079296
>no, do you really think i would show up to a reddit shitpost review drunk? you're silly if you think that. you are absolutely silly and i'm laughing at you inside if you think that. silly! silly! you're silly... you're silly. hilarious. hilarious.

>>4090197
Must be why they are a puppet state of the US and not the other way around

>>4099990
I'm surprised Mori didn't chug a Spirytus before the collab.

>>4078349
This is something a soulless Zhang would do. Coco has more manners than that.

>>4100031
Must be why Amerishart was an israeli puupet state under the last presidency and is currently a Chinese puppet state, right?

she dont wanna be meme review lest she gets roasted and coco be lowkey snitching just throw her in for a loop

i dont think she will collab with anyone outside of holoen tbqh

>>4110697
she seems to enjoy collabbing with me in my bed naked

>>4110874
go back to your horni bubble, bloop

>>4111004
oh I'll go back inside alright *wink*

>>4110697
She already collab outside of EN

>>4099990
I totally read that in her voice, you bastard.

>>4077692
>Gura insist on having a singing collab with Coco
How does that go?

>>4077740
She's the only EN not on reddit for a reason.

>>4077692
In before coco makes her review nothing but gura zawa memes the whole time asking if she wants to be a cowboy mother fucker.

>>4113722
Probably badly since Coco tries to avoid singing, doesn’t she?

>>4078349
>all those seething simps defending their drunkard whore
lel

>>4113722
>coco this coco that

is fubuki the one in negotiations with her agent.

>>4082175
>>Says “fuck memes!” Grabs her ukulele and starts drunk singing “I Wanna be a cowboy” and coerces Coco into joining her.
Based off what we saw in the meme review with Mori, I doubt Coco would need to be coerced into joining in.

>>4082175
DOPE
BASED
SUPERLIT

>>4115386
your look'n a little yellow with that fever brah

Senzawa was way more fun than this fake wholesome contrived shark bitch
Also the cat outfit looks stupid as fuck

>>4117015
Ogey

>>4077692
t. zhang
Meme reviews are fucking great.

>>4119218
That or a false-flagging Niji.