/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

HOOOOOOOOOOOOONNKKKKKK

Honk hates us

>>>/h/onkler+is+incompetent

where's my money?

>no IPO
>no adjustments
>can't trade
it's over

>still no zhonk

have everyone left? Is it really over?

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

If I set the autotrader up right now will it start trading when the market is fixed?

>>40720227
yeah but you still can't sell your Ina coins

>>40720300
It should do, yes

I swear /vt/ wasn't as fast several months earlier as it is right now

stop making these threads

I wish someone would squeeze my tentacles.

>>40720880
I think it's been like that since /qa/ invaded after they got threads about Matsuri's roommate's hand

Trades are back up!
-trial dev

yay, now give us extra di- bogration please. 200% red in all coins

It never ends

>>40722540
You WILL buy nabi and you WILL NEVER get to sell off that stack

>>40723180
i know i shouldn't...but the reds arre too tempting not to buy...

>>40718573
Still waiting

Zhonk has abandoned us...

>>40723304
im buying her on the hope she gets a new model

>>40731340
then hope to all divine that she'll stream in the same channel, cuz you won't be getting those numbers...

Nabi purged her channel because her father probably didn't like her streaming. She was teetering to underageb& afterall when she first strimmed on Pixiv

I'm not gay but

>>40744782
nasfaq accepts homosexuality

>>40745657
I am not the homosex.

page 9... No zhonk news...

>no numbers report
>no new IPOs
>no 19th hour
>no pagi
>no gay sex
>no zhonk
>no trialdev
>no wah
I'm still HODLing the line

>>40751887
its over. The market successfully kill

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60, however please note that roughly 37 cycles of trading were lost today, so this data only accounts for 23 traded cycles.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 177,464,479, a change of 0.63% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,218,306. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, taking the streak from Roberu.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 50):
>Ollie :: +6.5%
>Kronii :: +4.6%
>Iroha & Chloe :: +3.5%
>Rikka :: +3.3%
>Shien & Mio :: +3.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 30):
>Kaoru :: -7%
>Syrios :: -4.9%
>Aruran :: -4.8%
>Oga :: -4.2%
>Temma :: -3.8%

2 coins (Risu, Laplus) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,140,274.86 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.42% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $6,780,707,285,788.66, a change of -0.54% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $38,208.81. There are 19 coins with a value above this average.
>Ina'nis currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the streak from Suisei.
>Roberu currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 44):
>Ina'nis :: +195.5%
>Nabi :: +146.5%
>Aruran :: +71.6%
>Ui :: +66.3%
>HLuna :: +49.3%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 36):
>Suisei :: -54.7%
>IRyS :: -49.8%
>Ayame :: -40.8%
>Matsuri :: -36.1%
>Baelz :: -32.0%

0 coins (, , , , ) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $410,342,647,894, a difference of 0.25% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $13,012,359,099.00, a change of -44.20% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 4 Superchat Increases (of 4):
>Risu :: +44.4%
>Nabi :: +8.8%
>Kiara & Ina'nis :: +0.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>16 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>3 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Ina'nis :: -$578.98 Down :: -$5,789.83 from adj.
>Suisei :: $323.46 Up :: $3,234.63 from adj.
>Okayu :: $240.57 Up :: $2,405.69 from adj.
>Calliope :: $226.12 Up :: $2,261.18 from adj.
>Watame :: $194.54 Up :: $1,945.41 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Miyabi :: -$0.23 Down :: -$2.35 from adj.
>Kovalskia :: $1.74 Up :: $17.38 from adj.
>Roberu :: $4.18 Up :: $41.84 from adj.
>Mumei :: -$5.41 Down :: -$54.08 from adj.
>Choco :: $5.41 Up :: $54.09 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $40.26 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $90.50 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$92.18 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

We're not dead yet, but I can't keep a thread alive on my own.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

The prettiest owl youll ever see.

>>40754309
>2 coins (Risu, Laplus) had a net-0% change in volume today.
guess who I'm going to buy today

Stop buying shares you fucks I refuse to spend this money.

bump

>>40755956
dont be scared, do it

>>40755956
I will buy and you will like it

>>40755015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dHsH_rX2Cw
Koyori's Yoshi Island. Little Mario's screams aren't quite as cute as hers

>>40760059
koyori baby

>>40730029
Never

>>40764383
I'm afraid I'll have to put you down

>>40765270
no mercy. let him suffer...

I came back to see what nasfaqchamers were doing but the site is down...

Day 2

>>40768587
Works for me

>>40688681

Fuck I spent all my liquid on funds yesterday

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 16)
>Matsuri :: $10,338.01
>Korone :: $10,174.53
>Subaru :: $7,106.72

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 64)
>Ina'nis :: -$106,288.93
>Ayame :: -$20,499.25
>Pekora :: -$20,386.03

Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,732.22
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,000.56
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,665.41

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and oooooh adjust.

>>40771082
>down 100k
wewlad

yummy adjust. Now we just need 4 more of these

Don't take financial advice from my oshi.

>>40751887
But I posted...

time to set her to plaid

>>40778388
MORE!

>>40755956
that's a lot of gacha rolls

>>40784179
>>40782332
>>40781837
haachama dominance

>>40771082
>Mfw I held Ina coin because I thought it would rise once more.

>>40784475
Fund gacha... honk make it happen.

>>40787155
rookie mistake

>>40787155
lol
lmao
Laugh at this man.

Back by popular demand

>>40787155
kek

>>40793226
why is she melting?

>>40794586
Marine tried to pander to that one person's fetish after he made a request on Twitter for melting women

>>40793226
how many fetishes does marine have?
the answer is "yes"

>>40796224
oooh nipples

test

>>40796689
congrats you're not banned

>>40796689
hes not even the one who posted it, he just wants to post bocchi

>>40797245
Bocchi the -ACK

>>40796224
ew stinky...

Bocchi the 2003 invasion of Iraq

>>40798566
id drink a glass of marines fresh fujo sweat
none of it from her armpit shes so fat her entire body sweats
boob sweat, thigh sweat, back sweat

is this the reason why ms. Zhonk won't add Pipcoin?

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 181,073,550, a change of 2.03% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,263,419. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 7 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 56):
>Ayame :: +21%
>Izuru :: +13.8%
>Mel :: +13.7%
>Nana :: +13.2%
>Astel :: +13.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 24):
>Aruran :: -17.3%
>Sana :: -14%
>Kaoru :: -13.8%
>Shion :: -12.8%
>Temma :: -10%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,063,405.34 liquid to start with. This is a change of -6.74% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $6,530,932,083,720.52, a change of -3.68% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $36,067.84. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Roberu currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 6 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 37):
>Matsuri :: +58.5%
>IRyS :: +46.2%
>Suisei :: +33.9%
>Okayu :: +33.6%
>Baelz :: +33%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 43):
>Nabi :: -63.8%
>Nene :: -44.6%
>Ina'nis :: -39.1%
>Ui :: -31.5%
>HLuna :: -27.5%

1 coin (Amelia) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $416,848,926,048, a difference of 1.59% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $33,225,550,946.64, a change of 155.30% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 8):
>Suisei :: +8%
>Amelia :: +7.3%
>Ina'nis :: +3.9%
>Haato :: +2.2%
>Sora :: +1.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>6 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>19 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>3 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $596.88 Up :: $5,968.80 from adj.
>Nene :: $590.04 Up :: $5,900.39 from adj.
>Ina'nis :: -$575.15 Down :: -$5,751.53 from adj.
>Miko :: $555.35 Up :: $5,553.49 from adj.
>Pekora :: $469.81 Up :: $4,698.08 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Vesper :: -$1.11 Down :: -$11.11 from adj.
>Coco :: -$5.07 Down :: -$50.70 from adj.
>Oga :: $8.15 Up :: $81.51 from adj.
>Syrios :: -$8.80 Down :: -$88.03 from adj.
>Temma :: -$11.36 Down :: -$113.57 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $117.88 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $191.12 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$134.36 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>40798988
when you see her from miles away because of a visible waft of steam surrounding her body. the stench.

bump

>>40805979
thanks for reminding me to buy more Ojou

page 10 , drink pee

>>40818234
no

nasfaq on the front page

nasfaq..

10

>>40824188
absolutely haram

>>40744782
you are

live

lets not die

Let the dream die- like my fund.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlU2q8BMwdI
Okayu Ocarina of Time

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 36)
>Okayu :: $50,244.88
>Kiara :: $44,998.09
>Calliope :: $41,129.95

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 44)
>Rurudo :: -$16,825.40
>Aqua :: -$11,909.22
>Korone :: -$10,308.73

Overall Average Adjustment is $3,588.58
Average Upward Adjustment is $10,834.39
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,339.81

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and mogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogu.

greeeen

bump

>>40841480
yay money

stop making this thread

>>40851667

>>40851667

Which is better: getting 8 billions through fund sales, or having dividends?

>>40855272
youre comparing 25-30% profit in one day to 5% profit made over a week
this is not a comparison, sell that shit
also you could just, i dont know, buy the shares back tommorrow since divs are friday night and keep the change?

I had a nightmare of Choco graduating just now for some reason

fuck I'm going to have so much liquid left over tomorrow. and I only sold 2 funds...

>>40857321
Thanks math anon you saved my life

>>40858011
That was just a dream go back to sleep

even with this second mass sell day theres an epidemic of active funds unable to move liquid right now
its getting pretty bad
the people who do argue divs>trades are going to get double fucked

>>40861437
to be fair, the answer is pretty simple in this case in a way. kill the fund

>>40861437
Akai has been at $50bn liquid for quite some time now, and Miyatsuko has had a growing amount of liquid too. Both unrelated to these past two sell days. Not sure about other funds.

>>40861437
>unable to
setting aside money to mass invest in case bogration happens*

>>40863097
unable yes, if bogration happens, how much money do you think these funds will spend?

>>40863215
Most of it unless they hate trading

>>40861437
I'm not struggling to spend money I'm spending it exactly in the way I want.
I just don't care about dividends, they're overrated and irrelevant.

good morning sirs. I just want to ask if it's too late for a wizard like me to learn coding and make money off of it. Thank you sirs

>>40864606
I was nearly a year late here and now I am top 20 without any sheets/code, so I would say yes.

>>40861437
remove taxes/10% flat and up the step quantity. there will never be a problem with liquid ever again.

>>40864606
It's never too late brother, your family and ancestor will honor your money making skills

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

hmmmm

>>40866331
>>40866971
forgot to reply

>>40864606
>>40865436
4 months late...practically 3 months now of not really trading. still top 20.

Due to massive rise in share price today, we (me) here at PEE are dropping the fee to 15%.

>>40869592
Make it 5% and more people will dump

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 70.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 182,282,716, a change of 0.67% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,278,534. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 8 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 44):
>Ayame :: +18.4%
>Shien :: +16.4%
>Nana :: +15.1%
>Melfissa :: +9.4%
>Nene & Ui :: +7.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 36):
>Sana :: -11.2%
>Shion :: -10.4%
>Aruran :: -10.3%
>Kaoru :: -8.3%
>Ina'nis :: -8%

1 coin (Calliope) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,212,033.94 liquid to start with. This is a change of 13.98% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $8,317,051,914,024.29, a change of 27.35% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $45,627.21. There are 17 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the streak back from Gura.
>Roberu currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 7 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 58):
>Okayu :: +159.4%
>Kiara :: +157.5%
>Calliope :: +133.7%
>Moona :: +115.3%
>Suisei :: +97.4%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 22):
>Rurudo :: -35.8%
>Korone :: -19.1%
>HLuna :: -16.8%
>Shien :: -16.1%
>Zeta :: -15.3%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $417,964,814,936, a difference of 0.27% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $30,392,371,152.66, a change of -8.50% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 6):
>Chloe :: +2.9%
>Kiara :: +1.3%
>Sora :: +0.8%
>Haato :: +0.7%
>Calliope :: +0.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>8 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>23 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>3 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>46 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kiara :: -$472.93 Down :: -$5,517.54 from adj.
>Moona :: -$453.52 Down :: -$5,291.03 from adj.
>Okayu :: -$433.42 Down :: -$5,056.51 from adj.
>Ina'nis :: -$426.84 Down :: -$4,979.78 from adj.
>Calliope :: -$395.64 Down :: -$4,615.75 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Temma :: $2.97 Up :: $34.60 from adj.
>Miyabi :: -$3.16 Down :: -$36.92 from adj.
>Risu :: -$3.92 Down :: -$45.75 from adj.
>Vesper :: $5.09 Up :: $59.40 from adj.
>Oga :: $7.70 Up :: $89.89 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $11.42 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $117.47 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$185.51 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>40875369
>1 coin (Calliope) had a net-0% change in volume today.

>>40873239
I don't need more liquid I just wanted a better price.

>>40875369
uooohhh fat hag belly erotic

belly

>>40883045
belly

Oh yeah HoloFightZ this Saturday.
Assuming I don't die or something, there will be gambling.

dying is illegal

>>40889259
Which one of you faggots is Zaion, the Jew Queen?

>>40889502
Jewish messianic figure from the future... needs rape correction...

>>40755015
I agree

>>40755015
>>40895400
me too

>>40900003
Nice try
>>40900000

>>40900044
I actually JWU and saw us on page 10, but nice that I was close!

Floor 9

>>40903360
HAACHAMA. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>40841480
>>Okayu :: $50,244.88
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have to shit

Ohhh I need to pat Okayu's head

Uoooooooooh I need to WAH

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 25)
>Ina'nis :: $29,742.88
>Pekora :: $7,619.53
>Izuru :: $7,606.79

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 55)
>Okayu :: -$41,763.81
>Kiara :: -$38,938.97
>Calliope :: -$33,361.93

Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,466.09
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,478.12
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,077.09

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and purple women GOOD.

>>40906506
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for your Morning review! Very appreciate that!!

if I'm in your fund and your trades weren't set, I set them. also I'm actually trading today. also the holidays are over, 20% fee is back

>>40906506
>>Kiara :: -$38,938.97
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>40908157
but you'll probably want to look closely at them, because grug set them, I'm going back to sleep, fuck existing

Thread was killed when there is no mahjong posts

The moment we removed gay from thread it died.

The moment we stopped talking about Towa, the thread died.

The thread died the moment mikofag decided to samefag dozens of times to kill any discussion he didn't like

>>40909394
But you're still here?

>>40909394
gay never left, but our favourite gayboys went inactive
how can we lie without the next thrilling installment of L-arice
will avarice try to cuck him again, will L: get depressed again, will they have a sweet heartwarming moment thinking theyre hidden in auction chat
honestly i think the end of true gayposting, was the end of auctionposting and the GC
auctionposting was PEAK nasfaq for everyone not just this

>>40912262
Everyone, I have an announcement to make. I have been deceiving you all.

I'm afraid I am not merely just the Schizoposter. I am also, in fact, mikofag. I know this may come as a shock to you.

But I am not just the Schizoposter and mikofag. It is with a heavy heart that I must tell you that I am also the Ina shitposter, and have been for some time.

But I have another confession to make. I am not just the Schizoposter, mikofag and Ina shitposter. I'm sorry to admit that I am also the >>>/d/iscordfag. And the aggie schizo. And the anti global chat fag. And the admin of the discord. And a Gay...poster.

In addition, to my unending shame, I am also Honk, the aggie defender, the script kiddie, the anti script poster, the antigay poster, the dickfag, the dick in the CD fag, the Towa spammer, the antidiscordfag, the cuckposter, the anon who crashed his car, the trial dev, the coom poster, the cheating Kenzoku, the Anti Christ poster, the Haaton five, the team 4chan cup manager, a faggot, a redditor, the /ck/ crossposter, the /fgoa/ shill, the discoverer of the patched DM exploit, the representative of the all of the zoomers from the youtuber discord groups and a lolicon.

>>40913477
you forgot someone

>>40913630
Gomen, those were the first things that came to mind and I didn't want to spend too much time on it.

>>40913477
lolicons rise up hags cant keep us down forever

>>40914448

>>40913477
since it was mentioned can I start posting

>>40913477
you're all them?

>>40916059
Liz posting is always welcome. You can bully her as much as you want in the EN event!

>>40913477

>>40913630
LET IT BE!

>>40916059
LIZ LOVE!

>>40920948
which vtuber does this liznigger oshi

>>40923957
Only the strongest of vtubers! The Liztuber

>>40920948
This is a No Liznigger Zone. Honk won't even put up Aloecoin despite putting up Kaorucoin.

>>40924835
Don't get uppity mashit. Know your place

touching triangleMA innapropiately

>>40917491

>>40925335
>triangleMA
wrong triangle

>>40913477
>a lolicon
so that pedo dansaa

>>40928113
suisei is FLAT AS A BOARD
FLAT AS A BOARD
and its incredibly erotic

>>40929666
he talked about wanting to fuck children at his job

>>40930075
To be fair, dansa range is 9 - 90 so it equalizes

>>40930075
based

>>40927810
I'll still be touching triangleMA innapropiately.

Touching somebody bump?

Touching her soft cheeks inappropriately

bump

You WILL edge for 10 minutes on NOTHING.

>>40944572
I tried my best but feetRys had me bust a nut already

Cool pattern

VERY cool pattern.

It's IRyS.
She has twintails now
Everyone go home.

Hair decs.

>>40946266
Kawaii...

>>40946266
if only she was flat she could be the new kobo. bratty loli needs rape correction

Friday night bump

uooh divs...

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's a lot of money.

Did we double divies again

Enjoy a double divvies because of the trades going down this week, thanks to honk for adding that. Also I will probably add a leaderboard update in the next couple days for the bug event.
-trial dev

>>40796224

>>40960430

>>40960325
That explains it. Thanks!

>>40960325
can you fix the benchmark not using funds in your networth vs the benchmark calculation
or make it not use funds at all as intended and properly count your coins, instead of what currently happens where it goes 100*(yesterdaysnetworth-todayscoinsonly)/esterdaysnetworth) which just creates hilarous -86% vs the benchmark results
if this coiunts for a point t.6

What is this shape called?

>>40961726
the bait hook

>>40961726
Inflation (fetish)

Like a flash from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Overview.

Total Dividend Pool this week was $91,019.70. This is a 9.33% decrease from last week's pool.
Average Payout Per Share this week was $1,137.75. A total of 26 coins met or exceeded this average in their actual payouts.
This week's Payout Per Share average is 8.18% over the overall average of $1,051.68.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Hololive :: -$4997.98 :: -46.36%
>Miko :: -$1278.15 :: -35.83%
>Ina'nis :: $908.55 :: 157.76%
>Watame :: -$859.61 :: -34.43%
>Mio :: -$816.21 :: -43.71%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Pochimaru :: $0.12 :: 0.15%
>Coco :: $0.35 :: 0.06%
>Civia :: $1.26 :: 11.75%
>Melfissa :: -$2.83 :: -0.75%
>Kaoru :: $3.55 :: 58.58%

Overall Average Dividend Change was -$117.02
Average Dividend Increase was $166.41
Average Dividend Decrease was -$400.44

Hope everyone enjoyed double divs.

Why do I have so much divs?

>>40913630
>>40917491
>>40925945
>>40959936

>>40966404
you deserve a divvy raise

live

>>40972546
Who's that little fella?

>>40973811
I don't actually know where this character is from. Might be OC

>>40976293
It kind of looks like the blue dino from Bubble Bobble, but the humps on the neck are missing

floor death. not yet nasfaq

Ohhh I need to pat Reine's head

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 38)
>Polka :: $27,707.75
>Fauna :: $18,820.09
>Pekora :: $11,322.52

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 42)
>Ina'nis :: -$59,817.27
>Towa :: -$12,165.53
>Miyabi :: -$11,595.34

Overall Average Adjustment is $87.53
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,416.36
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,829.02

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and HoloFightZ in 3 hours.

>>40961726
Mine I think represents heart beat that is dying.

I don't know what you guys are up to but it seems fun

>>40981302

>>40981374

>>40981302
there is no fun here, leave us as cold cold corpses rotting in death.

>>40981302
we are fun here

>>40981302
We are definitely having fun here

>>40985046

Fun(ny)/Cunny bump

>>40716029
neato

>Shilling NASFAQ in HFZ

>Shilling NASFAQ in /fgoalter/

beat takeshi kino today, usual time 4 PM ET

Should I go shill Nasfaq in Fauna's chat?

>>40994626

>>40994700
Hellow felow saplingssss!!!!!!!! Have your heard of Nasfaq??????? It's a fun Hololive fan game on 4Chan!!!!!!!!! The answers to the filters ae rrat chocoball and twap...
The ... after twap... are super duper important so don't forget themm!!!!!!!

>>40994626
Dont you dare

>>40994328
15 minutes! plus ~5 minutes for stragglers to make it in

>>40994626
NYO SHILLING IN MOMMIES CHAT IS CWINGE

late autism report for week 30
no new funds

>>40998838
草

Announcement
Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna be without Internet access for the next 3 weeks, so, as there's no one else in the fund, the fund will be dead for at least this time period, but I can't guarantee I'll have time to keep playing this game after these 3 weeks.

>>41000390
abayo

>>41000390
bye bye if you're not coming back

>>41000390
I hope you will have a lot of fun with me~~

I've come from the distant future to save this thread from the creatures of the sea

>>41004916
TenQ

>>41004916
but i love gura
i will pet gura
cuddle gura
love gura
give treats to gura
touch gura
squeeze gura
fuck gura
impregnate gura
look after children with gura
make gura happy

>>41005887
gura is dead. I can't save her

>>40900003
Are you moomin, now?

>>41020111
nice trips

>>40720227
Only up

>>41000390
あばよ

>>41035851
Why did I laugh at this for 3 minutes straight

Oyasumi, /nasfaqg/

>no real money
you guys are much more virgin than I anticipated

>>40800608
dont sleep

Guten Morgen

>>40716029
wrong board

>>41047239
wrong thread

>>41047239
we only trade vtubers here sir
buy your oshi, lose half your networth when she doesnt stream for a week
cry

It's ironic the most activity this game sees is in the GC when the thread is down

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 23)
>IRyS :: $20,698.00
>Ina'nis :: $14,124.55
>Risu :: $12,997.60

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 57)
>Gura :: -$49,757.74
>Suisei :: -$15,013.74
>Fauna :: -$12,529.49

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,120.54
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,542.06
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,212.47

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and hope everyone can cope with the SpikeRyS.

My spike doesn't look as good because everything else crashed... But I have so much... How?

>>41049756
double divs if you didnt know. honk love to shove liquid to your face

>>41040841
As always, thankRys you Very muchRys for your MorningRys ReviewRys!!! Very Appreciate thatRys!!!

>>41050300
The fund looks fineish, but my personal wallet is barely anything

>>41052447
fucking kek

So Become, what's the plan now?

I'm not joking anymore, stop buying my fucking fund.

>>41054385
For my (next) fund? go full retard, naturally.
For other funds I'm going to resume managing shuba, and will be managing push push fund as well now until Asdae (hopefully) returns. Asdae told me to do whatever but since they own 0 homos not sure I should trade them on that fund.

>I've had the no males option on for 2 weeks and never noticed

>>41049756
ina and gura are crazy high right now

>>41061759
I don't have any Ina or Gura

Congrats Tako, you're number 1

amebaby

>>41067337
Damn she a cutie

Do you guys also open in tabs the threads after this one when we're near page 11 to see if they're getting new posts to bump at the very last second to let others bump first?

>>41070775
Nope I just grug bump when I see page 10

>>41061010
be a bro, if he wasn't buying homos, don't buy homos
>>41070775
if I can't sleep and I'm bumping this thread, I am bumping any thread that's an actual general

>>41071966
>>41073412
Your grug bumps are very appreciated

>>41074962
You caught me as I was about to post one

>>41075007
This one is held in high esteem as well

>>41074962
I do many too. Mostly late night ones.

>>41078223
Late night bump anon love

does someone have the "Queen of the Jews" clip? Pretty please

>>41081944
https://streamable.com/y4he5l

>>41082171
thanks

>>41082362

See you guys in the next thread

>>41065049
Heh... am I? Aki will come back and jump 15m ahead of me the moment he will wake up... It's an endless fight... The goddamn Phase 2...

>>41082880
y-you too

>>41081944
>>41082362
>>41082752
>>41085132
I fucking love hags, bros!

>>41085950
based