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i give up. i will no longer care

Thanks for making the thread!

I can handle your oversized load

>>40746331
baker anon is coming for you

>>40746151
Nyo.....I don't wanna be all alone. Please tell me you're all real. I can't be imagining you right??

>>40746414
Ok, Mystake schizo.

>>40745008
I remember that, was a pretty kino stream actually.

>>40745270
And all the boys' "gril" voice suck but they keep doing that anyway.

>>40745546
Biased luxiemsis then, they all sound horrible. I found it funny at first but now it's just overused and downright annoying and I say this as a Luxiem fan myself.

I love how sweet hex is to piochan his nickname is so cute

vox wheres your schedule...it feels like ever since november hes been on and off and on and off...

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

wuca love! day 15 day fifteen FIVE TEEN FIFTEEN

god i missed alban and wife together

>>40746488
I don't think any of the boys do it regularly now? I watch shu and Ike mainly anyway. (And I skip his collabs with petra) I'm happy his duet cover is with Millie though, her high pitched singing is lovely.

hex is pio-chan's one phone call in jail

cute counsellor playing along with the schizo

bye bye doppio

>>40746698
He's their adult supervision

I love them...

They're talking about something that may or may not have happen. God, I love these two.

>>40746465
This is all a figment of your imagination. The accident wasn't your fault kadet. You need to move on. It's time to wake up kadet.

>>40746789
Them making up stories on the spot makes me smile

Alban...

I love everyone playing along with pio like he's some make a wish kid

aruban baby...

>>40746675
It's calmed down from the beginning thankfully and since Vox called the beggars creepy yes but they toss it in unexpectedly and I just wince every time they do it. I guess maybe their coomer brains can't help it. I just hate how every single male vtuber I've watched has done it to some extent and I'm not even talking about voice acting either. Sometimes it's random and out of nowhere unprompted but I never see girls do this. Is it to bait genderbend art or are they just horny? I want to know what is inside a man's head to compel him to do these things.

>>40746849
the chances of doppio telling the truth but they know we dont believe anything he says so they just go along with it

News:
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Chinese New years Merch releases Jan 16: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1612751103820447745
Luxiem Cocos Collab: https://twitter.com/cocos_campaign/status/1612978524440387586
Noctyx Makekineko Collab: https://collabo.karaokemanekineko.jp/list/noctyx
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
LAM Luxnoc Artbook Preorders (Until Jan 31): https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1790778
Vox Nendo Preorders (Jan 5-Feb 15): https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-vox-akuma-9880

god fucking damnit

>>40746878
men make jokes about fucking each other in the ass and pissing together while also saying theyre not gay in the same breath. we will never know

Can we go one single thread without talking about the females in /nenmen/?

>>40746920
Pio is actually a menace to society who picks fights with random people

>>40747018
Get out Myystake Schizo, Yumes are mentally ill.

>>40746984
sorry anon, made it to divert the shitposters a bit

Fulgur is a single father (mother)..

>>40747048
we all know those random people deserved it

>>40747018
no anon we NEED to talk about them because if we don't we hate women ok

This has probably been asked before but can nijisanji players play silent hill?

how long does it normally take you to decide on oshi-ing someone? i think i have to stew on it for at minimum one month before i decide if i really like a boy. recently pio captured me by the 1 month mark...

>>40747105
luca looks like hes going to kidnap me and id let him

All this talk about thread main characters when the real villain is ME. I am the final boss, you are too WEAK to comprehend my power.

>>40747105
do you have a noctyx one as well?

>>40747105
this is great anon thanks for compiling!

>>40747105
this could be out next OP if baker chama doesn't forsaken us

>>40747149
they can, a couple of the girls have already. i dont know if its like their souls permissions though where its on and off

>>40747156
It’s usually on the first day.

>>40747178
the real villain is society

knovid crumbs... im so happy ToT

>>40747116
AIEEEE get out unicorn yume schizo go to the cock and ball thread if you don't like every single girl!!!

>>40746331
if by yumes you mean mystakes then sure

>>40747156
id say 3 month mark but it was just me denying he would end up as my kamioshi

>>40747191
i only have sonny and yugo
for iluna i got nothing and xsoleil i have ver and doppio

>>40747156
usually immediately if their voice makes me feel things.

>>40747238
I AM society! And I am FORCING you to get a job! MWHAHAHAHAHA

>>40747156
I usually take a month or two to decide.

>>40746331
>Fuck yumes
But they want that from their oshi. Don't give it to them!

>>40747156
during his debut 1.0.....

>>40747191

Hex is so bad at driving in this game

>>40747156
a month sounds like a good time
gets through the initial impression and see if you like every part of them
the best test is to see how much withdrawal you experience when they go on break

>>40747379
he's been a lot more focused on talking

Mystakes barely exist ITT to begin with and you all want to drive them out even further for the crime of uploading yume art of their oshi.

>>40746878
Doing girl voices and having crossdressing assets is pure fanservice on their part. Whether they like it or not depends on how deep they're into it.

>>40747156
i only knew who my kamioshi was when he got in a yab cause i'm usually a mild person but at that moment i felt rage unlike anything i've felt toward his haters

>>40747379
He’s still sick please forgive him

>>40747467

he got stuck again

>>40747311
capitalism strikes again

>>40747379
Stop shitting the thread with your drivel, Mystake schizo.

god I'm so tired of this samefags shitting the thread at the exact same time everyday

>>40747534

>>40747555
STOP COMPLAINING AND PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS

everytime he gets stuck an xsoleil member enters, its sort of funny. the timing

Mystake schizo kys

These cuties

>>40747593

>>40747519
He seems sick all the time. Needs to eat vitamins and all that shit

>>40747649
just tell me if you want more mystake schizo, I got all day

>>40747476
I feel like it's fanservice to underage fans who "like" it for the funny "mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy?" memes and the small percentage of guys watching them so they don't feel gay for watching a male vtuber. I doubt anyone finds any of those voices legitimately attractive or sexy.

>>40747605
You have made me a communist, I refuse to get a job

>>40747681
I heard drinking breast milk is better then taking vitamins

>>40747590
just say you wanted more

>>40747467
The more you get offended the more you out yourself as the mystake schizo.

>>40747758
>>40747681
i also heard drinking breast milk is better than taking vitamins

>>40747605
having a job sucks I want to live in a money less society

>>40747814
Fuuchan needs to nurse everyone so they never get sick

>>40747905
what would you rather exchange instead of money

>>40747640
This stream has been so wholesome...

>>40747764
>>40747780
I love this. Filtering a schizo with a classic ship. Win-win.

>>40747753

I know it's mostly shitposts but the FoxAkuma pics are actually motivating me to finish my FoxAkuma fic since people still like to draw the ship.

that was a very nice stream!!!!!! i love noctyx......

>>40747931
hes gonna end up dry with the amount of boys we have

otsu noctyx

>>40747932
nothing, I want a star trek utopia where you have a job just for shits and giggle and everything is provided for you.

>>40748064
dj...

>>40747931

>>40748104
sorry most of my noctyx art is from before he left...

Hex says booboo… cute

do you guys even know what you're fighting against? you all just started sperging out after somebody posted yume porn and now you're acting like you're owning a schizo

to be clear, there's two mysta-related mystake "schizos" in /nenmen/:

1) the actual "mystake schizo" in question
>not actually a schizo, more just a huge asshole
>watches mysta regularly
>yume for mysta
>hates foxakuma
>hates kindreds and will frequently start fights or complain about kindreds
>types in a fairly serious manner
>either lurks or blends in most of the time, isnt actually much of an problem unless something sets them off

2) the "mystake schizo" witchhunt schizo
>deliberate troll
>may be more multiple anons or an IP-hopper
>anything vaguely related to mysta, they will call "schizo mystake"
>brings up doxxfaggtory a lot whether or not its present
>if there is nothing mysta-related they will call "schizo mystake" regardless
>will not talk about or engage in anything else
>probably an attention-seeker from main
>pops up sporadically to farm attention and shit up the thread constantly for days before getting bored

other mystakes:

neurotic mystake
>gets very antsy whenever mysta goes menhera
>writes concernfaggy paragraphs
>seems sweet and genuinely adores mysta but can be scatterbrained
>is on main and in /nenmen/

doxxsite mystake
>lurks
>may or may not overlap with the other mystakes

other mystakes
>get caught in crossfire by "mystake schizo" troll a lot
>livepost more in main than in /nenmen/
>i feel bad for them

i will observe that today the foxakuma-posting "mystake schizo" troll seems to be a different one than the usual, though the usual troll is here as well, or at least decided to switch up tactics.

>>40748102
sign this anon up to be president

i just drank my 5th glass of milk and i’m worried i’m going to be lactose intolerant one day and i’ll never get to drink wife’s breastmilk…

>>40747156
my heart fluttered when heard piochan pop up in hexs stream, that's how you know

>>40748161
here you go

>>40748217
your 5th glass?...

>>40748161
>>40748178
>isnt actually much of an problem
hi mystake schizo

>>40748217
they're already selling wife's breastilk tho. Remember that wife said that now people can taste them, which means that the strawberry milk from the karaoke collab is actually how his breast milk tastes like

>>40748284

>>40747932
Can't I just exist? I've exchanged food, office word, sex, it's all just tiresome, I just want to exist now

>>40748217
F-fifth glass?

>>40748217
you can still ingest dairy just lube up beforehand

>>40748361

>>40748217
We have a contender against baby briskadet, unless you're him

>>40748373
pat pat anon

>>40748232

>>40748352
>my husband is a silver-haired accidental dad who loves strawberry milk
>my wife is a silver-haired accidental mom whose breastmilk tastes like strawberry milk

>>40748433

Hex is practicing seducting police.. he’s coming after Sonny

>>40748361
can i have the source?

I wish I could buy wife's drink so I could fill a baby bottle with it and drink from it like a baby

nta but how is 5 glasses of milk weird??

>>40748535
https://twitter.com/nyanayuki/status/1498000411911163906
dozo

foxakuma posters while youre at it do you have any foxakuma pics but with top mysta bottom vox?

hex...you can just end stream that sounds bad

Hex’s chest hurts and sometimes it’s hard to breathe… GO TO A HOSPITAL

>>40748547
kampai

>>40748587
Usually people don't drink even a glass of milk unless it's warm at night. 5 just because you don't want to become lactose intolerant incase you can't handle consuming a vtuber's breast milk is a little bizarre

>>40748612
>>40743844

>>40748587
i dont drink a glass of milk ever so drinking 5 a day is weird to me

>>40748612
somebody posted one last thread I think but the mystake schizo in all her pettiness reported it
you should be able to find more over poipiku tho

>>40748638
He such a it is what it is type person

>>40748593
thank you

>>40748728
"might be dying but let's talk sicklings"

I need Hex to go to the hospital what the fuck is going on with his body. First his eye gets so irritated it gets super red and he can’t see out of it and now his chest hurts so much that it’s hard to breathe sometimes

otsonny!! noctyx LOVE! suicide HATE! the devs were on something when they made this game... another physics puzzle teamwork game like pico park but with less malding and more, uh... farting? it was a good time seeing noctyx back, i don't think the group being four really cast a shadow on the collab at all (at least amongst the livers, i dont look at prechat or whatever). usual funny noctyx dynamic— some scuff, some bantz, a few suicide jokes, more homosexual than usual. gameplay was nothing crazy and i was kinda sleepy watching so i don't have a ton of specifics to say but this was honestly just a dumb fun collab that got some good laughter out of the boys, they seemed to have a lot of fun with a game that was basically just some stupid coop kusoge which makes me happy. im sadly reminded that luxnoc 5v5s are a thing of the past but fuuchan is right that 4 at least opens up more games for wave collabs in the future, i think overcooked/plate up could be pretty funny. sonny was of course cute today as well... i want another robocop collab soon. thanks alphonse for hosting~ have a good rest of your day taichou and see you tomorrow for more eastward! o7

what a whore

>>40748945
All members of Noctyx? Yes

>>40748842
otsonny

>>40748814
He genuinely could have some underlying issues and hes acting like its just some pain that’ll go away soon

>>40748842
river city girls 2 soon!

you can literally hear his stomach gurgling...

>>40749088
No he knows there’s something wrong with him. He’s said he’s been to the doctors like 4-5 times in the last month and didn’t want to go back in. He also just noted that he has reoccurring problems but that he’s fine.

>>40748814
He did say that he is going for a check up soon.

>>40748269
well it’s not necessarily a full glass but it’s more or less about 5servings… i don’t normally binge in dairy, today’s just a special occasion since i got invited to eat out. so to list, i still started my day with a full glass of milk with granola and fruits, then made myself a matcha latte, got pizza for lunch then went out and shared a charcuterie with coworkers. ended the day with them by getting milk tea… got a craving to try wife’s breastmilk (that strawberry drink) so i made some and now my tummy rumbly :(

>>40749130
Did Fuuchan actually mention planning the collab?

>>40749151
He probably eats once a day and calls it’s fine

He's been in two car accidents before...

2 car accidents. I get why he drives so slowly. Also the fact he had some potential head trauma.. I think he needs actual help.

>>40749238
hahaha...just like my other oshi

>>40749163
I see…i guess i need to concernfag less

>>40749130
not soon enough...

>>40749315
He goes to the hospital regularly and that's all we know, so he probably is getting some sort of help...right?

>>40749227
oh anon...your toilet...

>>40749333
No we should definitely be concerned. He didn’t go in because he went “too much” earlier and decided to rest in hope his problems go away. That’s not healthy

He’s smacking his thighs to entice chat to sit on it…

>>40748436
nah i’m the daily milk and yoghurt anon that had to survive off gummy vitamins for my daily nutrients… i already admitted i’ve lost to baby briskadet, no one can love dairy as much as them.
gosh if only drinking wife’s breastmilk would give me all the sustenance i need. i would forgo eating

This man waiting on Zaion in literal pain.

>>40749413
I kind of relate to that. I was really ill for a couple of years and at one point was so sick of the ED staff knowing me and immediately putting me through to be treated that I stopped going because I hated being recognised and it ended up giving me huge anxiety. It ended in an ambulance and a month in hospital but I know what it's like to get anxiety just from them knowing you by face. It don't even like Hex but I get it if it's this.

>>40749228
i think last week he mentioned it would be within 6 weeks. i said soon but it might not be that soon...

You can hear his cat very cute

>>40749589
Streaming is literally going to kill him

>>40749670
I know ;;

>>40749413
hexagons need an edit of this too. i like pathetic men but i also like men who are alive

>>40749613
Why 6 weeks specifically? Sorry for asking for spoonfeeding

>>40749670
I want to see his other kitty, I love cats

>>40749605
I don’t know for sure if he’s anxious about going too much, but he did mention he didn’t bother going because he’s been there too often. He might just be tired of going and sometimes he decides to not go if it isn’t hurting too much

>>40749589
isn't zaion currently streaming...?

>>40749605
briskadet...

>>40749772
He also said he has trauma related to going to the hospital because he has friends that passed away and it makes going to the hospital an uncomfortable experience for him.

>>40749801
Yeah. I stepped away for a minute, did anyone tell him that, or is he waiting for a response not knowing?

>>40749801
I know. I meant that sentance in a way where hes being an airhead about his body over something he can do during their collab.

>>40749801
She just started so I don’t think he knows. But also Ver came in when he was streaming so..
He also wants to talk to chat so he doesn’t mind waiting

>>40749823
He just can’t catch a break…

>>40749864
Anon…

>>40748178
This is a pretty impressive observation. I believe this since every single bait thread there has been about mysta has two white knighting mystakes replying to every single post in there.

>>40749735
it's okay i wouldn't be able to pinpoint which after-game zatsu it was in, he talks so much. he didn't give a reason (or it's a reason he can't say), if i had to guess i assume it has to be before the 1 year anni because they'll be swamped with outfit-related work after?

>>40749934
Separation anxiety when he was little, been in 2 car accidents, has depressive episodes, has medical problems that he can’t name, goes to the hospital regularly, etc.
His life genuinely sucks ass

>>40749772
I just assumed he might have anxiety about it since all vtubers have some form of it but being sick of it is enough too. It's not good for him no matter the reason to skip being checked up on but everyone chronically ill does that sometimes. Hope we don't end up with an en death due to him neglecting his health though.
>>40749804
I almost wish at this point

Maine coons are fucking huge

>>40749996
He really is Fuuchan 2.0...but like in a depressing way

>>40750026
Great blankets if they lay on top of you though

>>40747105 (me)
added noctyx

>>40750026
I love Maine coons they're so loud and incredibly squeaky cats.

>>40750019
he didn't need to show his qualifications to join The Sickos this hard...

>>40750019
We always joke Kyo will die first but Hex is catching up

>>40750019
Dont….say that.

>>40750107
yugo...

>>40750107
i have seen every one of these except luca's and wife's

>>40750134
He does if you’re that one anon who thinks he’s lying about being sick

>>40749735
they both never mentioned why but if i were to guess, wife wants to do it before their anniversary that’s in 6ish weeks(from the time it was first mentioned in the letter stream). my second guess is that he’s doing his unityreps by organizing another 1on1 collab with the boys (alban with valheim, uki with unravelled2, sonny with rcg2)

>>40750202
i edited uki and fuuchan's bc i can't find any, all the others i grabbed from /here/ or main

>>40750150
Every wave seems to have a boy on the verge of death, can't wait to see the one in the gamer wave.

>>40750206
nah that wasn't me, but that is what i was referencing

>>40750161
It's him or Kyo in a death we all expect or Ike just dropping dead after 7 days of no sleep sustained only by junk food. Fuchan will at least make 15 more years, I believe.

>>40750107
wife's eyes kek can you post that one solo

He sounds so tired and sleepy...just end the stream already, this poor man

>>40750366

You guys are going to make all the sicklings here unstable stop

>>40750366
fuuchan has the healthiest lifestyle among the four. he works out, walks his dog three times a day and eats salads and shit...

Akumafia blcd edit for anyone who's interested
https://twitter.com/AuroraB57553953/status/1604418914498363394

>>40750366

>>40750454

Otsu hex. Really enjoyed this stream

>>40750517
Fuuchan is trying to improve his health, how much of that is helping us up in the air. I’d say it’s helping a lot since he can now sit for 15-20 minutes instead of the 4-5 before, but it’s up in the air since he had that whole talk about if it gets worse

>>40750618
i've been wanting this, thanks anon. have this shitty edit i made as a token of thanks

>>40750471
I'm a quilldren, when I say these thing I'm doomposting as much about my oshi as yours sicko
>>40750517
Exactly, Fuchan is doing really well and it will only get better as he continues to improve his living condition with the money coming in. Maybe he will have to travel via boat so he can walk around to travel to Japan but who cares, his living condition has been improving since joining and it hopefully will continue to.

>>40750517
I still remember that one time he posted a picture of his lunch, I keep the memory in my heart.

>>40750779
that looks good

>>40750779
I miss when wife would post his food....at least he still posts his books

>>40750853
The unseasoned probably boiled chicken hurts my soul but at least he is eating healthy.

>>40750779
whats that on the bottom?

>>40750524
UUUUAAAAAAHHHHH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I MISS MY HUSBAND MILORD THIS IS SO HOT HIS VOICE IS SO SEXY AND SMOOTH AND PERFECT I MISS HIM AAAAAAAAAA PLEASE STREAM

>>40750702
it still reassures me that he's working on what he has control over rather than giving up in the face of the parts he can't. one of my friends passed from cancer during the pandemic, and idk what scientific explanation is behind this, but once you lose that strong desire to survive you can deteriorate so, so fast..
>>40750772
i think if they fly him first class it might be feasible, but that's a shitton of money.
>>40750779
i remember this, i remember thinking he has kind of a sweet tooth.

>>40751035
yogurt

>>40751035
In the words of my wife
>greek yoghurt with strawberry puree and muesli.

>>40751035
yogurt and granola

>>40747269
Whats up with this weird hate boner for mystakes.

>>40751006
not boiled.. have some faith in fuuchan at least putting it in an oven

>>40751035
oats and his bloody breastmilk(strawberry and greek yogurt)

comfydants helping wife cook and everyone sitting around a big table and eating together....

>>40751148
more like stripped off a rotisserie chicken that was half-off at his local grocery store, knowing him

>>40751148
anon look at the chicken...it's as white as paper no way it's baked

>>40751193
i believe this anon >>40751190
, hes better than boiling chicken

>>40751190
anon stop... I can already hear how excited he is about the discount he scored... at least I can sleep well knowing there's at least some bit of flavour in those things...

>>40751058
>i think if they fly him first class it might be feasible, but that's a shitton of money.
I don't know if that works with his having to stand up often given first class is often centered around being able to lay down most of the time.

>>40751181
I'm going to break into his house once a week to leave Tupperwares full of food like some kind of demented reverse robbery.

>>40751264
he bought ham for him and Dog's Christmas dinner... I'm sure he had to oven that right? I remember him malding at air fryers since they're just the same thing as conventional ovens so I'm sure he has one and uses it regularly.

>>40751286
i doubt it's from costco and it looks like the breast part... i don't think it has much flavor... maybe his potato-eater genes will heighten the effects of the meager seasoning

>>40751190
as a frequent consumer of rotisserie chicken and discount almost rotten chicken, I assure you that's a skinless chicken breast that's either just been boiled or worse microwaved.

>>40751421
I think the fact he couldn't afford to cook for himself or keep food (his "I only order delivery" arc) lead to him being overly appreciative of proper food, even if bland.

Any rrats on Luxiem's radio silence since the new year? :(

>>40751421
I'm not sure how small his town is but there's usually a walmart as their gentrified big box store, and I can see him shopping for everything there kek

>>40751644
are you retarded

>>40751406
He lied about not cooking for himself so I’m sure he uses his oven.
>>40751583
He’s been bedridden for months at a time before so I’m sure he finds anything besides hospital food glorious

>>40751699
It’s probably a medium sized town. It has a book store and enough variety of restaurants to have takoyaki delivered. It’s a mountain town though so he might be limited in what stores are willing to go up there

Reminiscing over the takoyaki stream

>>40751848
saucy balls

>>40751840
Does he live in the mountains? I thought that was just us making up shit

>>40751848
he was so nervous for his first totsu...

>>40751767
Hospital food can sometimes be great... if you're on certain meds and in certain countries.

>>40751848
This fucking table… I’m starting to believe it’s the only table he owns

>>40751699
it can't be too small of a town, it's gotta have a decent hospital. if his only point of reference is london then many places will seem small. the buttfuck nowhereville i lived in for a year didn't have a mcdonalds but even they had a walmart.

>>40751709
Why? Gossip that comes out of this place usually has some truth behind it. Blue DJ graduation rrat Also their twitter is so silent, Im getting ansty

>>40751873
that uberdriver probably dropped his bag after hearing Dog since his whole order looks like it got trashed

>>40751932
Alcohol ft. Table

>>40751942
oh okay you are retarded

>>40751848
someday wife will go to the great nippon and have real sushi. i believe

>>40751934
He didn’t live in London though did he? From what he’s said he made it seem like he lived in the slums thought so I might be wrong

>>40751934
>the buttfuck nowhereville i lived in for a year didn't have a mcdonalds but even they had a walmart.
Damn, here buttfuck nowhere will have a sercive station with included dairy in the premesis, maybe a vet or car mechanic and school and that's about it. Fast food restaurants are for large towns or cities...

>>40752003
The sushi he has doesn't look TOO bad, probably won't give you food poisoning

>>40752026
he said southeast london. it's probably still london the way scarborough is toronto

>>40751932
wife likes the old cabin/rustic charm. his house probably looks like some dated old den.

>>40751983
Dog is so nice though

>>40751889
??? anon? he lives in the middle of a forest

>>40751995
Just say you people dont have gossip then

>>40752111
He did say he used to live in a Victorian house kek. He also has said he lives in an old house with bad wiring so it is pretty dated

>>40752161
go back wherever you came from even if its the year 2020

>>40751991
is that the one pic were we could see him flipping us off?

>>40752211
Yep. He’s also wearing a Halloween mask he had laying around. It still amuses me that he has Halloween decorations up even thought it’s not Halloween just because he likes them and is edgy

>>40752111
can't blame him I love rustic shit too

He really does just have one table

>>40752161
you have to be 18 years or older to use this website

>>40751391
I think laying down is okay. He’s been stuck in a bed for months before so I think it’s just sitting? I’m not too sure

>>40752049
i call it that but it's honestly one of the bigger cities... towns? near where i am. i grew up in a large city so it was jarring to me. they had a timmies, but i bet they have a timmies in the north pole.

>>40752210
Imagine getting this pressed over a question. Jeesas. What happened to the og luxnoc sisters? They never had a bug up their ass over these things

>>40752049
kiwi anon, i hope you can move to a city soon

>>40752254
wife is so cute....urgh my yume thoughts....

>>40752298
It may just be the table he’s designated as the “picture table”

>>40752378
I thought the current meta was yume bad

>>40752354
ignoring you like i should

>>40752378
Cute wife and his cute scarf

>>40752254
wife lives in that creepy old house decorated with skeletons and crows and if you go near, he has his giant dog that barks at you. and he wonders why he had no trick or treaters...

>>40752298
reminds me of how sonny takes all his food pics in the exact same place on his counter... they are

>>40752416
His picture table is full of scratches and holes...my wife...

>>40752441
imagining him wearing that makes me wanna rape him so bad

>>40752440
And here you are still responding.

>>40752441
wife in this scarf smelling of TF oud wood... ngmi

>>40752445
He sounded so sad he didn’t get any last year…

>>40752335
I guess it can be, I have some big city friends who've stayed with me at my parents and been shocked at how there is zero convieniance and how shit the internet is, compared to when I visit home and am glad there's any internet at all.
>>40752365
I'm in a large town now so I'm good. It's the use of dairy isn't it? Shit.

>>40752497
i didnt say i was smart

I forgot he ever tweeted this picture, and it's his bed as well

>>40752452
limited on space

>>40752488
>scratches
he did them himself, how do you think he pays the uberdrivers

>>40752576
I never realized how many pictures wife has shared publicly…

>>40752495
everything he does makes me want to fuck him senseless.

>>40752576
god I'd sell my cousin to the blackmarket if I could give that bed one single sniff

>>40752629
They're all pretty old he never shares pictures now

>>40752688
After the whole thing with his drink pictures I’m sure he just doesn’t want to have to deal with them anymore

>>40752688
he did recently of his books tho! maybe if he gets some new yummy food again he'll share with us....makes me think of how he doesn't eat on stream that often anymore too

>>40752600
not to rain on the parade because this is hot, uber takes money from your credit card...

>>40752420
only if you're a mystake

Waiting room doko...

>>40752744
you had to ruin it huh you just couldn't keep your thoughts to yourself you had to say it

>>40752554
i've visited extended family in the boonies where you shit in a hole outside but somehow the lack of a mcdonalds was more surprising, i guess because i assumed there'd be one? what i did expect was the small town racism. some kids saw an asian girl for the first time of their lives and literally ran home after staring for a while, it was so funny

>>40752739
He's so cute eating on stream, I remember that 4 hour chicken wrap.

>>40752688
after vox's doxx phone call story, i can't bring myself to wish he shared more, some people are creeps and don't need much to go off of

>>40752894
I'm sorry...
Have a picture of wife's pizza as an apology?

>>40753075
wife's cum bacon pizza....apology accepted because i barely even remember that pic

>>40752739
it's probably cause of dst he has to stream 1hr earlier than his usual so most of the time he doesn't have the time to go down 3flights of stairs to get food.

>>40753137
According to our dear wife it's
>Pepperoni and sausage with extra BBQ sauce. Also trying the pepperoni and cheese stuffed crust

>>40752739
He recently ate an apple on stream and he still mentions eating!

>>40753250
He’s so disgusting sometimes

>>40753266
i remember him eating it and laughing because the bite was too big uuuuuuuuuuuu i love my cute wifeuuuuuuu need rape for being so adorable!!!!!!

we will never get something like this as an official outfit
https://twitter.com/Lanyanshanming/status/1612516122309558272

>>40753309
The pepperoni and sausage sounds fine to me just not the extra bbq sauce, I also enjoy stuffed crust just please only cheese.

>>40753607
this reminded me of how luca eats stuffed crust pizza, which in turn reminded me of this
https://youtu.be/lOvY7L6ZfwQ

never mind my wife DOES have another table?

>>40752930
That's how it is, most kids have seen an asian cause there's a couple of chiunese families in town but not even I have seen a black person in person who wasn't fijian and I don't know if they count

>>40753324
He was so adorable giggling in that clip guuhhh he makes me want to jump off a cliff in happiness

>>40754001
k-kadet?

>>40753800
he told us how he eats maltsers recently, that he makes a hole and sucks the malt out before eating the ball of chocolate. hes a bit off

>>40753827
Ooh glass. Fancy

>>40754036
he gives me such bad cute aggression I want to squeeze him until he pops like a balloon

>>40754001
what is fijian

>>40754039
I wiish, at least Sonny has family here and knows what it's like.

>>40754157
a person from Fiji

>>40754001
my friend went to the second biggest city in our province and the waitress asked if she was adopted KEK
>>40754054
in a universe where he's part of the mob for real, luca would take a person to pieces in the most terrifying way

>>40754157
Baby kadet?

>>40754260
He's going to de-skin his targets

>>40754312
im not them..ive just never heard anyone use that before

>>40754323
pretty hot

>>40754323
it can't be in the traditional way people would expect. maybe he turns them inside out

>>40754079
He’s so cute I don’t want to hurt him, I just need to end myself. I want to curl up and giggle to myself whenever wife is cute because I just need time to myself to calm down.

>>40754454

>>40754359
You have never heard of Fiji?

>>40754470
I understand you, I have to try and not have a stupid grin on my face whenever he does something cute on stream because I don't want people asking what am I listening to.

>>40754530
fiji water only

I want to kiss and pinch his cheeks, then hug him very thight and wait until he hugs me back so i slowly start to fondle his dick and balls through his pants while he laughs awkwardly and tries to move away but i grab his dick before he can move away and start to masturbate him while he whines and holds tight on me

>>40754470
Same. I sometimes need to turn my phone off when looking at adorable clips so I can just bask in his cuteness. I need a moment to collect myself so I don’t throw myself in the middle of traffic because of how overwhelmed his cuteness makes me.

>>40754635
Holy shit, Where are you from?

>>40754513
I can't believe nobody appreciated my jojo reference

>>40754972
Are you going to let him cum anon or are you going to edge him until he cries.

>>40755109
sorry anon, i'm not based enough to have read/watched jojo...

>>40755162
i'll let him cum because he's very cute

>>40755076
take a wild guess

>>40755394
Please tell me America is aware of Fiji otherwise?

>>40755347

>>40749227
Just read this and now I have a craving for milk with Hershey's chocolate syrup. I'm too lazy to put it in a glass... I shall pour it directly into the milk bottle and just shake! I am brilliant.

>>40755478
aware as in a water brand, yeah

>>40755389
Our cute wife would cum and I'd clean him up and tuck him into bed, give him a goodnight forehead kiss, and wake him up with a blow job.

>>40752026
>>40752109
Despite London having a vast range of community transport links; South-East London (Orange) is one of the few spots which still hasn't interconnected very well with the rest of the city and is seemingly a dead zone for activity or interest. If you visit a tourist, you will likely never hear off or even come close to traveling in that area.

London has a variety of notable spots via historical or cultural significance in each coloured zone. It's the overlapping zone of South-East that just isn't well... Spoken off. It's under developed and lacking in anything worth a damn.

>>40755602
sucking on wife's chest while squeezing his balls until he comes untouched! i love our wife

>>40755109
you got a chuckle from me anon

>>40755599
Where are you from?

>>40755873
america like you said

>>40755725
God how is he so sex all the time even when he's doing nothing at all, I want to fuck him so badly.

>>40755687
>lacking in anything worth a damn
w-wife is worth many damns! and fucks!

>>40755992
Paha, he's in America now anon. He's away from that place thankfully. Unlike me, trapped forever in the UK.

>>40756030
Just move to somewhere else in Euro- oh right Brexit

>>40756030
>trapped forever
if this is snakeanon, i believe in you, one day you'll join a corpo and some rich chinese lady with NA citizenship will whisk you away!

>>40755687
NW2 represent!

>>40754204
Kiwilldren? Do you have cows?

>>40756192
Nta buy maybe not NA it's really not that great of a place either, go to Sweden or something

>>40756166
I actually like living here. I just desire some stability
>>40756192
Shush, you never saw me!
>>40756208
NW2 huh? When are we going to Cyberdog?

>>40756314
im becoming parasocial for this anon

>>40756327
i don't think there are as many rich chinese ladies in sweden though...

>>40756415
if ike has multiple chinese women sending him marriage certificates and proposing, i think youll be fine

>>40756345
I've never actually been inside even though I've been keen to go.

>>40756667
For shame! I ain't one for rave culture, but it's a neat environment to check out and the staff is always friendly. Plus the basement has a ton of sex toys to remind you that as degenerate as you might think you are, there is always more to discover. Camden is a lot of fun.

>>40756314
An uncle has sheep, another has an ostritch farm. Sorry I have a wife and she made me listen to songs with DJ included so I was crying for a bit

>>40756948
I'm sorry married quilldren, not something I thought I'd ever say, but may she stop picking painful songs and you both rest.

>>40756948
nade nade I'm grateful I got to hear them yesterday and they sounded happy. Made today much bearable, honestly.