/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40727923
Please be a male gen
Please be a male gen
Please be a male gen

>What vtubers do you want to join the sad girl company?
I don't want any chuubas I like to be known as "they're in the /pol/ company."

>>40727993
god i wish that were true

>>40727923
If it would move Kirsche to YT then her.

>>40727977
no

>>40727923
Nothing personal, goy.
The jewish treasury will pay for the good mental patients, but you can get what is left.

>>40727977
No boys allowed....

>>40728131
Lumi......
Yuri......

>>40727923
I think Sena and Minna have a shot if they stick to it and keep improving. If that's the case then PC can just take back the FlaVR characters and release 3.0 models as the PC versions.

>>40730037
Would Minna be able to get in being confirmed married?

>>40727923
Better hope they're better than Gen 2 were

>>40727923
any yandere girls in phase connect

>>40730092
Vesper is married with kids,isn't he?

>>40727923
Nyaru and her grey hair friend

>>40727977
femboi gen

>>40728590
How big would the meltdown be if Sakana hired a transformer?

>>40735410
The meltdown would be from the inside.

>>40727923
I would want phase to be the wacky/experimental company. Leave the "variety streamer pseudogfe" for the other small corpos and make your second gen to get good at it.

>>40732902
I want her to box me with her big brown droopers

>>40737835
>Leave the "variety streamer pseudogfe" for the other small corpos and make your second gen to get good at it.
Not sure what you're saying here, they already have a second gen and "variety streamer pseudogfe" is a pretty accurate description of them.

>>40741311
we are agreeing, I want their third gen to take another path, since I don't see their second gen being able to make any other kind of content

>>40727923
What about that monkey from that NFT vtuber agency?

>>40727923
I will never ask my oshi to be a stooge for Pippa or Lumi. Ever. Fuck off. I hate those bitches.

Lumi in particular, I hate her even more than Jeremy Clarkson hates Meghan Markle.

>>40727923
I don't have anyone specific in mind, but given how good Gen 2 is I'm expecting a lot.

>>40735410
deceptions would seethe hard

>>40727977
It wont happen

Any decent chuuba who values her image wouldn't join Phase to begin with.
Pippa is their strongest asset and strongest weakness at the same time since she attracts the worst type of fans and filters a good chunk of possible chuubas who would've joined it it wasn't for her presence

I can’t fucking stand PIPPA, genuinely she needs to get raped then die of aids. Talentless, annoying, unstable fuckhead!

>>40727923
Can i join if i'm just as crazy as the other girls
i'l even pretend to be female

>>40727993
you will never be a woman

>>40727923
SAVE HER
https://twitter.com/TsukimiLune

>>40730037
I could see them picking up Sena.

Minna doesn't stream much right?

>>40730126
Lia

Kevin from Phase Connect here. We've reopen applications for phase Connect: for good indies to get new models and phase iNVADERS: our cross-company poaching division. All you need is to have a high quality premade model and numbers about as good as Lumi or at least better than Yuri. You also need to be eager and willing to suck Pippa's moldy clit both publicly and privately. The pippenis thing is not a joke. She has a spiky dildo and she will casting couch you. It's part of our iniation redebut ceremony that I watch while masturbating in the corner. Reply with why you think you or your oshi would be a good fit for phase connect or iNVADERS. I can't save you all but at least I can save a few.

>>40763875
>Kevin
Dork

>>40749170
Gen 2 was mediocre

>>40727923
>Consider the following

>>40745426
It'd be nice if PC could save Koa.

>>40758845
>Plays both Genshin and Overwatch
No thanks

>>40763194
Using FlaVR as a triple-a league would be genius. So they probably won't do it.

>>40764750
Terucock...

>>40735410
YES

>>40735707
Honestly, would pippa care?
She puts on the based schizo act but I kinda doubt it.

>>40768973
Pippa already said she supports the eunuchs in her stream with Merryweather.
I'm saying it would be from the inside because that's what the self-mutilators do. Get in and bust things up from within.

>>40768973
Would be really interesting. Her fans would definitely care and expect her to, too. I doubt she would say much about it, use the preferred pronouns, just tell her fans to shut up and lose a lot of subs in the process.

>>40768973
She would go muh lolbert freedumb of expression and her fans still would not notice she is just a liberal that likes guns.

>>40727923
kek

>>40727923
I dont think im worthy to join Phase Connect...

>>40730492
Vesper is a pedo?

>>40727923
I gave this question a lot of though.
Honestly I didn't know what I wanted.
I'm probably going to watch Pippa anyway. I guess someone that streams earlier than Pippa would be nice but FLaVR girls are already taking the pre-Pippa timeslot.
Don't really need GFE, already got Airi and Remi.
Don't really care about gaming that much.
I guess if I could wish for one thing it would be a girl that plays Nintendo games because I'm a Nintenbaby. Just play anything by Nintendo.
Nes,Snes,N64,GC, hell even Wii and Wiiu and Switch shit.
Or GB,GBC,GBA,DS,3DS too, underrated platforms with great stuff.
Also play some of the more "obscure" games like Pikmin.
Ideally I'd like any girl to be a little punk, have a little attitude, a bit of menhera just so they fit in.
Have that Gen1 attitude, plus Remi and Rie.
I love Panko, Airi, Shiina and Erina as much as the next guy but they really like the sauce the others have.
I'd also like a girl that can go along with Pippa's pol shit. If Pippa talks about glowies or the killdozer I want a girl that can actually respond to her and throw some jokes as well. Usually the comedy is Pippa says dumb pol shit other girl goes huh wtf what do you mean and then Pippa explains it and the other girl goes holy shit wow.
I'd also love some menhera delusional shit like Lia talking about Dottore or Glam Rock Freddy.
I'd also prefer if she was a bit of a doomer but not a downer, kinda like Pippa, a sad clown that has sad moments but still smiles most of the time. Just because I like to concernfag sometimes.
But funny enough hat she likes to crack jokes, self aware humor and cringe comedy all the time, no boring moment with her.
And make her like alcohol and drunk streams where KINO happens. And make her like Karaoke and be kinda good at it not GREAT but she has a great voice and she's at least decent enough that it's pleasant to hear but not so good it lacks soul.
Also I like original content, stuff that technically counts as some sort of zatsu but takes its own spin, like geo guesser, creating FlaVR, FEET stream, Pippa unbanning people, the CWC streams, Remi's toilets review, etc. Or some of the weird stuff Ame from HoloEN has done in the past.
I also really like boobs and lolis so it'd be really cool if the new girl was a loli but also with boobs, kinda like Panko but make them bigger I guess like Yuri's new model.
Also I really like high pitch anime voices like Pippa or Remi.
Oh yeah and I'd like her to be parasocial but not too parasocial. Something like Pippa or Rie where you know they care about their chat but don't admit it all the time and don't lovebomb the chat but sometimes they do honestly admit they love their chat and blush a bit.

So basically, a creative, nintendo loving, joke cracking, alcohol enjoying menhera zoomer with interesting quirks and obsessions, some pol knowledge, a sad clown personality, a great singing voice but just decent singing skills, with a high pitch anime voice, an oppai loli model.
This is what I want!
FISHMAN, YOU HEAR ME?

I tried to make wemi on the AI.

>>40781486
Over half your post is describing Amiya from Tsunderia.

>>40769818
She likes edgy shit too even if she does not agree with it. She has enough based takes, I dont need every opinion validated like some snowflake.

>>40764750
'she' did collab with tenma so I wouldn't be too shocked

>>40768973
Sakana would never ever do this.
But let's entertain an imaginary hypothetical scenario where he does.
Pippa isn't trad right, she probably doesn't have an inherent issue with the subject.
But she might have issues with how it is presented. She's very bad at ignoring elephants in rooms.
She can't just carry on as normal without acknowledging that an all girls company hired a guy.
But she's smart and knows she can't just go "yeah he ISN'T A WOMAN, HE'S A LIE, A CHEAT" but she will mock the situation and highlight its irony but in a vague context based way.
Like just a wink and a nod or using her inflection to indirectly mock it.
"Yeah, you saw the new girls right, a bunch of new girls and a GIRL".
She's aware that most of her audience would hate him, so she would avoid him if possible. But she wouldn't want to be called out on it so she might throw him a bone here and there.
But after acknowledging him and properly mocking the situation I think she'd try to avoid the topic as much as possible, and act dismissing and stoic when it's brought up like "yep, he's here, all right," in a let's move on sort of fashion.
Now here's where I'm not sure about the scenario, would she support him?
Would she actually put her neck out for his kuhai and say "you know chat, I know (s)he's not what you expect, and most of you don't want him, but the few that don't mind him go give him a chance at least, (s)he does his best".
She might even show sympathy for him in a "yeah (s)he has it rough over here but I'm glad (s)he has found some fans that support him".

I really see it one of those two ways.
Either the ridiculousness of the situation and her respect of her chat and appreciation for her numbers makes her be dismissive of him, or her natural support for her kouhais and love for her company makes her support him out of pity.

>>40735410
Big enough that either troon or somebody of OG talents would quit.
Pippa wouldn't give a fuck because she's fairly liberal about everything.

>>40784210
Pippa's qualifier seems to be "but are you cute, though?"

>>40784466
Pippa is probably fine with anyone who can handle banter and her insanity.

Please someone save tsunderia
males can die tho

>>40788352
Let the agency die and move their talents to either Idol or Phase

>>40788352
I'll buy Tomo and make him my singing canary / onahole.

>>40784210
I really don’t think Phase’s talents care about troons nearly so much as /vt/ does. Besides, the reason so many anons hate troons is probably because most of the troons they meet online are sheltered sjws who want to cancel everything.
If fishman hired a troon, the troon would be someone who isn’t like that, and probably someone who isn’t any different from the girls who are already there, with the exception of also having a dick.

>>40788517
Lisa in Phase would be a blessing we are not worthy of.

>>40784210
she would not give a fuck as long they can take a joke and not pull some "you are being racist sister", specially if they weren't even part of it

>>40790538
>>40784546
You know they are literally incapable of that.

>>40764750
Not a bad choice

>>40727977
That would kill the company

>>40797400
And that's a good thing

>>40727993

beabea...

Sent in my audition even though I'm male, take me fishman, I will prove there is hope for men

>>40800535
Don't

>>40745426
I don't think she is good as enough as a streamer to be worth picking up.

>>40800535
she graduated because fishman turned her down for invaders gen1. the blood is on your hands fish

>>40802603
another reason to like phase connect

>>40804306
there will be a day when your chuuba graduates. and i'll be there to stare at you.

>>40804468
Sorry about that
>>40804306
Fuck you

>>40767896
What is a triple-a league?