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4070924 No.4070924 [Reply] [Original]

>humiliates your oshi in front of 70k people

>> No.4071013

>>4070924
She's humiliating herself?

>> No.4071028
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4071028

You guys take vtubers too seriously. You don't need to watch every stream if you don't like it, you know?

>> No.4071078

Based

>> No.4071100

>>4070924
That wigger humiliates herself via existing

>> No.4071131

CHAD Orange Bitch vs Autistic Virgin Reaper

>> No.4071148

>has the shittiest memes so far.

I guess there is no accounting for taste.

>> No.4071160

But this is how Mori acts when she's streaming all her own

>> No.4071206

mori humiliates herself on a regular basis

>> No.4071210

>>4071148
Why are you insulting your own peoples memes you reddit spacer.

>> No.4071259
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4071259

>nearly a million views
>nearly 40k likes

BUT BUT BUT IT'S A FAILURE THEY'LL BOTH GRADUATE THIS WEEK

>> No.4071287

>>4071148
>Shit meme review
>Memes are shit
You had your chance to say you're pretending you're retarded

>> No.4071311

>>4070924
STOP SHE'S AREADY DEATH

>> No.4071538

Guess it’s a good thing mori has a humiliation kink

>> No.4071552

HOLY FUCK CALLI IS SO AWKWARD

>> No.4071707

>>4070924
Guess it’s a good thing mori has a humiliation kink

>> No.4071977

>you're acting like a crackhead
I FUCKING KNEEEEL

>> No.4071980

>You're acting like a crackhead

CHAD COCO

>> No.4072104

mogged into eternity

>> No.4072162

Why is the Orange woman doing this? what does she gain from brutally beating my Oshi to death with her bare hands?

>> No.4072303

Coco does well with her current content, but the quality is so shit without asacoco or skits. I doubt reading memes would be gratifying or that fun.

>> No.4072329

>>4072162
Coco is an alpha bitch. She does not tolerate the weak.

>> No.4072330

>>4070924
Calli does that by herself

>> No.4072447

>>4072329
Then why does she live with Kanata?

>> No.4072579

SO CRINGE AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4072601

It really isn't helping Calli that she doesn't actually watch any of her sempais so she has no reference for any of this.
>>4072447
Kanata has the 10,000 psi grip. Her only weakness is in her ears.

>> No.4072748

>>4071259
>muh numbers
enjoy your dogshit content faggot, now kill yourself as you eat up whatever yagoo feeds you.

>> No.4072757

>Yup...hahaha oh wow..naruhodo...oh God haha..okay
What is Calli's problem? This feels like me conversing with my camp counselor all over again

>> No.4072777

>>4072162
You know the rules, if another holo beats your oshi to death with her bare hands in front of at least 70k people you have to become a member to her channel.

>> No.4072812

>>4072601
This is pretty cringe. Calli is definitely out of her element with Coco. But she didn't act this way around Korone. Maybe Coco is just too boss bitch?

>> No.4072891

Mori's completed given up

>> No.4072896

>>4072748
Yes.

>> No.4072987

Is Calli sick or something? She sounds like she's on weed.

>> No.4073023

>>4072812
i wish she bossed me around

>> No.4073053

>>4072812
Stop replying to yourself, anon. It's not healthy

>> No.4073093

>>4072987
It's called autism. Look around you if you want to know the symptoms

>> No.4073134

The memes are really bad, but it's nice to see Mori having a real hard time here. In group collabs, I fucking hate Mori's autism, real or an act, doesn't matter to me. It makes it unfun and a struggle just to keep conversations moving. In a solo stream she's fine, but she needs to get shit on for her inability to collab.

>> No.4073152

>>4072987
She just hasn't been this out of her element since the first collab with HoloEN her true autism is resurfacing

>> No.4073221

>>4073053
Oh yeah? Well I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and rapes your mother with a bandsaw.

>> No.4073377

>>4073221
Jokes on you fucker, my mom's dead. Enjoy maggots on your dick, faggot.

>> No.4073454

>>4073134
Shes a streamer that cant talk, lord knows why shes on hololive.

>> No.4073471

>>4072987
She's on crack, get it right

>> No.4073514

>>4073377
I said a bandsaw, orphan. Maybe you should have spent less time weeping at her grave and more time in English Lit.

>> No.4073554

I love this bitch!

>> No.4073555

>>4072812
There was basically no real understanding between Korone and Calli. And Korone is too polite to poke fun at her. Coco understands that Calli is checked out and basically just trying to survive to the one hour mark and Calli understands that Coco is calling her a crackhead for dead fishing on her.

>> No.4073613

what is the problem with orange people, why are they like this

>> No.4073734

>>4073613
>why are they like this
like what? based?

>> No.4073746

>>4070924
Mori is doing that by acting like a fucking autistic spaz

>> No.4073780

>>4073454
Thats why she's on hololive she can be the most obnoxious antisocial fuck ever and people will call it cute.

>> No.4073795

>>4073514
Anon... I...

>> No.4073834
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>Calli doesn't do the clap next meme thing

Come the fuck on. Even Pekora's autistic ass played along.

>> No.4073889

>>4073613
Maybe your Oshi shouldn't put herself into situations she knows her autism wouldn't be able to handle.

>> No.4074002

This is that feeling where you are on a date with a girl and you need to uphold the conversation but your out of your element and your stuck drawing a complete blank and the unease and "crackhead" energy just has a vice grip and every thing u have to say u just think your on eggshells.

This is honestly so painful cause u can really empathize with for lack of better words sperging out once in your life like this

>> No.4074070

This is the worst collab in the history of ever.

>> No.4074113

can only imagine the rest of EN with coco

>> No.4074117

If this was months ago, I'd sympathize with mori. as of now, I don't think she'd be having nearly as much trouble if she had taken this seriously instead of as a side gig. that was the worst membership I had

>> No.4074252

She hasn't grown at all this is just a repeat of her earlier collabs lmao

>> No.4074360

>>4070924
To be fair, Calli could get humiliated by an inanimate wall. It happens all the time every single of her streams. All the time.

>> No.4074381

YABE

>> No.4074427

This takes the cake as the most awkward holo collab

>> No.4074443

> let's fuck yagoo
Finally, something I can agree with

>> No.4074457

Calli could even handle Ollie better than Coco. Honestly I'm shocked she's so awkward.

>> No.4074481

>>4074117
Agreed. I love her music, but she really doesn't hide the fact that she's over Hololive.

>> No.4074488

Im starting to think this board is filled with mentally ill people

>> No.4074494

That meme review was a train wreck.

>> No.4074526

>let's fuck yagoo
The stream buffered for a bit after and I was legit convinced the managers pulled the stream.

>> No.4074553

are we free?

>> No.4074581

>>4074488
You just now realized a board obsessed with women they will never meet is full of the mentally ill?

>> No.4074608

>>4074488
Would you have it any other way?

>> No.4074662

>>4074481
Roll back the rrats, Scooter. Her being uncomfortable in a collab doesn't mean she's done with hololive.

>> No.4074734

Mori's not on mute...

>> No.4074782

>>4074662
Yes it does.

>> No.4074821

>>4074734
What did she say

>> No.4074820
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4074820

calli saved by orange meme dragon

>> No.4074844

>>4074782
No it doesn't.

>> No.4074846

>>4074662
not him, but I don't think he means she's done with hololive, just that she isn't into idol stuff anywhere near the way she's into music

hasn't tried to cultivate an interest either, which is what damns her in my eyes

>> No.4074891

>>4074252
>completely misses the point of calli's character
i know 4chan is the auti breeding ground but come on

>> No.4074897

>>4074821

"yeah, fuck 'em"

>> No.4074903
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4074903

calli wasn't muted, who was she referring to when she said "fuck them"?

>> No.4074902
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4074902

APOLOGIZE TO MOONA

>> No.4074922

Why do people think Cali was being humilated and not Coco

>> No.4074921

>>4074821
She ended the stream by telling Coco it was fun and then said "fuck it"

>> No.4074945

>>4072748
will do!
thanks.

>> No.4074946

>>4074821
she told us to go fuck ourselves
i was just about to anyway

>> No.4074969

>>4074662
No shit. I used to be a member. But her member only streams were so half-assed.

>> No.4075010

This was somehow the worst collection of memes yet, there was not even the slightest trace of humor present.

>> No.4075024

>>4074846
Calli has pretty much always been in it for her music, and hololive skyrocketed that interest. I don't think she's ever tried to hide the fact that her passion is for rapping and not idol culture. But the assertion that she's sick of hololive now that she has a bit of fame is just stupid.

>> No.4075033

>>4074903
Us.

>> No.4075037 [DELETED] 

>>4074821
Not much. She was just schmoosing dragon a little bit and Calli said "Fuck 'em" about something no one heard

>> No.4075088

>>4074903
Her fans obviously

>> No.4075101

>>4074922
Coco was embarrassed by having a garbo guest and therefore a worse show. calli was embarrassing herself and not even trying to tread water

>> No.4075126

>>4074902
>Moona next meme review guest
>Coco explicitly states that she's less awkward than Calli
imagine

>> No.4075139

>>4074903
antis

>> No.4075150

>>4074922
because Coco acted completely normal and Calli acted like a huge autist

>> No.4075193

Coco needs to get Ollie on. It would be chaos.

>> No.4075210

>>4075037
rrat: she was referring to us
Damage control will be that she said that to the haters, also us.

>> No.4075232

>>4074891
>its just her character bro
come on anon, it would be even worse if this was her idea of a straight man.

>> No.4075247

>>4074903
>calli wasn't muted, who was she referring to when she said "fuck them"?
Managers. There's some tension between the top earners and their handlers.

>> No.4075267

>>4074902
did people give her shit for that? I just figured it was cause she's esl

>> No.4075285

>>4070924
shes so based

>> No.4075286

>>4074903
the people complaining about the memes and Calli's autism presumably.

>> No.4075291

>>4075150
So Moririn acted completely normal too?

>> No.4075298

>>4075024
Timelooping again.., The answer is watch her streams, you are worse than clipfags at this point

>> No.4075300

she's not shy about telling her deadbeats to get fucked in the ass from time to time.
so don't try to play sensitive now of all times, guys.

>> No.4075304

>>4075210
>the haters
I never understood this outside of her need for them. like, there's antis for everybody, but deadbeats seem SO up her ass that I don't know who haters that she isn't explicitly seeking out would even be

>> No.4075306

Call on hot mici: "Yeah fuck em!"

Who was she referring to exactly? Did she just say "fuck em" about her own fans??

>> No.4075315

>>4074903
Chink hate Coco Love

>> No.4075320
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4075320

Is Cali still just this awkward all the time or is it just a new person thing?

>> No.4075345

>>4075306
>Sorry if I have to put slow mode on
>Yeah fuck em

>> No.4075357

>>4075210
Mori got shit on by her own fans for the exact same shit. We're well beyond criticism of this garbage being "haters".

>> No.4075377

>>4075298
Take your meds, schitzo. This isn't /x/; there isn't a conspiracy in every single line of dialogue.

>> No.4075384

>>4075320
nothing to indicate this was anything other than her being herself

>> No.4075388

>>4075306
Can you really blamer her? I also hate everyone who watches vtubers

>> No.4075393

>>4075306
See: >>4075247
Cover staff try to wrangle the lewd but Coco can not be controlled.

>> No.4075406

>>4075320
She's pretty awkward all the time.

>> No.4075414

My summation was this:
Coco: comfortable, free, willing to say anything including swear words.
Mori: stressed, uptight, worried about saying anything that makes EN management mad.

>> No.4075432

>asking permission to impregnate mori
I thought coco was a chad...

>> No.4075468

>>4075320
Have you ever seen her? She's like this even with people she knows

>> No.4075471

>>4075024
>I don't think she's ever tried to hide the fact that her passion is for rapping and not idol culture.
The she-devil says she doesn't like touhou, but streamed that touhou game multiple times

>> No.4075481 [DELETED] 

>>4075210
It could be anything. She was talking about how hot it was outside today just before that.

>> No.4075546

>>4075471
She got paid for a promo. No one who takes Raid: Shadow Legend's money likes or plays it either.

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4075552

When do i get more Asacoco?

>> No.4075557

>Coco will never relentlessly humiliate you for your social anxiety and awkwardness in front of 70k people
Why even live?

>> No.4075580

Calli is a massive narcisistic bitch

>> No.4075615

>>4070924
>>4071148
>>4072162
>>4072579
>>4072757
Triggered

>> No.4075617

>>4070924
B-b-b-BASED

>> No.4075630

>>4075414
Mori suffered from trying to look "respectful" towards coco's mainly japanese audience

If she went full cringe retard it would have been a better stream.

Kiara's meme review will cause all of us here to die of cringe but the reddit watchers will like it 10x more because she'll roll with every punch

>> No.4075635

Just a flop. not even a dumpster fire, since that would at least produce some heat. I would honestly anti mori at this point if I even thought that would generate any response, but I think this is basically all she's gonna do in any collab

ogey me if you must, but I think autism reaper is really just like this, which makes me really disappointed as someone who was super about her initially and still likes some of her music

>> No.4075637

>>4075552
When Coco stops digging her heels in and starts giving sexual favors to the staff again. That's the only reason why she was made to stop.

>> No.4075657

>>4075432
>literally demands to as her senpai seconds later.

>> No.4075659

>>4075580
Bitch love!

>> No.4075697

Naruhodo... (she doesn’t naruhodo at all)

>> No.4075700

Coco is incredibly polite for a rapper, I thought she'd at least go on about "smoking her ops".

>> No.4075717

>>4075635
Ogey.

>> No.4075718

>>4075635
Eat a thousand dicks you apologetic faggot. Coco murdered Calli live and her graduation will be announced in short order.

>> No.4075744

>>4075481
it's only 73 in tokyo today anon...

>> No.4075747

Coco did everything to make Calli interact. She was animated. She made banter. She sang her song. She made some bullying jokes. She even tried to tee tee with her. Calli was just reactive. She was at most amused or wailing. It was hard to watch but I stayed the whole time for Coco. Not Calli. Maybe if it was Kiara it will be better. She reacts so fast to chat's bullying on her streams. That's when she's actually funny to me. So a reddit full of Kiara being bullied will be fun.

>> No.4075778

>>4075580
She's a white woman what the fuck did you expect?

>> No.4075827

>>4075635
Oguh... rrapper

>> No.4075840

>>4075580
She's talking with a chink. What the fuck did you expect?

>> No.4075846

Dragon humiliated China.
Dragon humiliated EN's headliner.
Dragon cannot be stopped.

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>>4075700
>Coco is incredibly polite for a rapper

>> No.4075883 [DELETED] 

>>4075744
That's real neat. Mori said she was hot.

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>>4070924
Gura is next.

>> No.4075911

>>4075747
This is Mori in most collabs. Where have you been?

>> No.4075944

Coco would have much better chemistry with any other EN holo

>> No.4075947

>>4075320

Asking if Cali sis awkward is like asking if Gura is cute

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>>4075637

>> No.4075972

>>4075552
Never. Even if management hadn't stopped her the morning news format was actually killing her and that's saying a lot when you know what her regular schedule is like.

>> No.4075984

>>4075747
I respect Calli an enormous amount for not being like every other shallow bitch invited on the show that forces themselves to go along with the mood. It's a fucking farce and Coco deserves to have it collapse on her.

>> No.4076022

>>4075320
Cali is an awful vtuber she's just there to rap and act like a wigger

>> No.4076037

>>4072987
That's how she is senpai

Alone she's nice to see, and when topics of music or IRL shit surfaces she gets hyped up. Internet and cringe shit like this well..

You just saw it, and coco made the best fun of it

>> No.4076046

>>4075897
>Puts her feet on Coco’s head

>> No.4076050
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4076050

Imagine calling yourself a rapper when you have zero bants.

>> No.4076068

>>4075944
Fuck Kiara but Orange Women collab would be pretty good.

>> No.4076071

I would be uncomfortable too if I was forced to pretend that shitty reddit memes are funny

>> No.4076073

>>4075846
Texas Dragon too strong

>> No.4076076

>>4075944
Imagine if that was with the shark instead. The fucking shitstorm that would've ensued after a comment like the crackhead one. Neither her nor her fanbase can take any banter. It would be Taiwan all over again.

>> No.4076089

>>4075911
No one watches Coco's or Calli's streams in this thread, anon. They just come outta the woodwork to shitpost, bait, and/or start rrats without knowing anything. It's the /vt/ way.

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4076099

>>4071028
/thread but this board got infested with schizos almost instantaneously and was doomed from the start.

Staff needs twice the size of the current mods on /v/ and /pol/ to make this board more functional.

>> No.4076101

>>4075947
But Gura isn't cute.

>> No.4076103
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4076103

>LETS FUCK YAGOO TOGETHER
>LETS FUCK YAGOO TOGETHER
>LETS FUCK YAGOO TOGETHER
>LETS FUCK YAGOO TOGETHER

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4076146

>>4070924
I want 75k viewers!
I want 75k viewers!

>> No.4076156

>>4075944
Coco would have no chemistry with any native English speaker because her English is awkward as shit

>> No.4076172

>>4075630
>Kiara's meme review will cause all of us here to die of cringe but the reddit watchers will like it 10x more because she'll roll with every punch
That’s a good reply. I think Kiara just doesn’t give a shit, even about EN management. She’s rebellious, and that makes for a much better meme review stream. Gura would also do very well because she’s fine with that sort of stuff, given her past. Maybe mori shouldn’t have been first?

>> No.4076180

>>4076103
Best post in this shitstain of a thread.

>> No.4076213

>>4076156
we'll see when the time comes. I think a fucking chia pet would have more chemistry than cali

>> No.4076239

>>4075911
That is no excuse though. She's aware she needs to improve in collabs. And did you see her in the jackbox or in Uno? She was better there and was interactive. This one was a no.

>> No.4076240

>>4076103
Yagoo doesn't look shota enough.

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4076241

>>4074488
>Starting

>> No.4076245 [DELETED] 

>>4076103
ANON IS SPEED

>> No.4076252

>>4076099
we have the jannies we need but 3/4 of them report directly to artemis and babysit his threads exclusively, and the ones that do their actual job focus on roommate posting

>> No.4076267

>>4075897
I hope she doesn't stress about it.
>>4076101
You shut your whore mouth you vile fucking trog

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>>4074903
They read /jp/ and /vt/ all the time lol. Why do you think Ame keeps catering to Gosling memefags? Kiara in particular has been caught with /jp/ open in her tabs.

>> No.4076320

>>4075320
most of the time absolutely.
Did you hear her say "w-wow, that's a lot of people"? Streaming at even a couple hundred people more than what she is used to results in cute stuttering reaper.

>> No.4076332

>>4076213
Lol. I agree

>> No.4076362

>>4076076
Gura wouldn't have that comment made at her by Coco because she would have actually interacted with her instead of being a fucking jittery mess.

>> No.4076372

>>4072329
>Cries over chinks saying mean things
So alpha.

>> No.4076381

>>4074903
The people saying she was being awkward.
Calli doesn't care and that's why we're here.

>> No.4076386

>>4076271
ogey

>> No.4076389

>>4076101
Wrong.

>> No.4076397

>>4076271
>Kiara in particular has been caught with /jp/ open in her tabs.
I dont believe you

>> No.4076399

>>4076267
She was better as HER.
Just give me my racist alcoholic doomer loli wife back, not this soulless corporate shark thing.

>> No.4076431

>>4076362
Gura will act salty and say something quippy or die of cringe. Both funny.

>> No.4076434

>>4075964
Neck yourself niggerfaggot redditor

>> No.4076444

>>4075944
Nah, this is perfect.
This is peak Mori and why people watch her

>> No.4076466

>>4076372
It wasn't one chink, anon. It was hundreds over months. I think you'd get a little stressed after awhile too.

>> No.4076472

>>4076399
>racist alcoholic doomer
she is none of those things you schizo

>> No.4076480

>>4076434
stay mad chink

>> No.4076494

>>4076399
>alcoholic doomer
You should be happy that she's doing better for herself instead of wishing she was miserable for your own sake.

>> No.4076496

>>4076397
Kiara is a hello pro wota so it makes sense.

>> No.4076519

>>4076472
I can tell you she is at least one of them.

>> No.4076528

>>4076068
>Fuck Kiara
Damn straight I would

>> No.4076533

Yeah Gura the only one I can imagine who would do well with Coco. Every one of Gura's 1-1 collabs have been good, besides her very early ones (I'm thinking of the Mori one now that I bring it up). She's used to BIG numbers and she wouldn't hesitate to shit on her audience.

>> No.4076542

>>4076444
This is accurate, but people who aren't fans of Calli aren't gonna see it that way.

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4076572

Calli should commit suicide

>> No.4076578

>>4076146
Kiara at least would have handled meme review better than Calli did.

>> No.4076603 [DELETED] 

>>4076252
I think those traitorjannies got shitcanned. The Artemis threads are all just >Her

>> No.4076606

>>4076271
Proof on the Kiara thing?

>> No.4076612

>>4076572
She can't, she's literally death itself.

>> No.4076628

>>4076397
Her roomate was a seagull. She is most definately aware of this place.

>> No.4076630

>>4076572
Calli's probably been booed off of stage before. I doubt this'll bother her too much.

>> No.4076629

>>4076103
You will never get /ss/'d by a pair of 5'6 cringelord amazonesses

>> No.4076654

>>4076466
She is to weak and a whore

>> No.4076664
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>>4070924
I just don't think Mori or whatever her roommate's name is has the right energy for Hololive. She's just so... slow. She's supposed to be this Rapping Reaper and she just ums and ahs to Coco like a retard. Triple H can cut a better fucking promo than Mori ffs.

>> No.4076676

>>4076271
Gosling stopped being a 4chan exclusive meme a long time ago.

>> No.4076683

>>4076050
This honestly. Rap goes beyond the technical aspects that mori is obsessed with.

>> No.4076693

>>4076494
Why can she be happy when I am not? Why can't we be together in misery? Why do you insist on taking everything from me, you normie shit!?

>> No.4076694

>haha boobs I have big boobs did you know that I'm a woman and I have le boobs haha
coco is literally amy schumer tier "comedy"

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>> No.4076712

>>4076480
Hahahahah Neck yourself niggerfaggot redditor normalfag

>> No.4076717

>>4076399
Why would you want the terminally depressed alcoholic back? If you really liked her, you would be happy for her success.

>> No.4076722

>>4076606
Do your reps. it was within the first couple months of her debut.

>> No.4076750
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>>4074488
how nu

>> No.4076772 [DELETED] 

>>4076271
receipts

>> No.4076794

>>4075964
rent free.

>> No.4076797

>>4076694
actually shes kathy griffin but theres not much of a difference

>> No.4076800

>>4076694
Yellow hands typed this

>> No.4076835

>>4076794
>country exists
>r-rent freeeee!
ogey schizoid

>> No.4076839

>>4076694
Anon, there were a lot of other jokes in there besides that. There's not any variety in Amy Schumer's stand up routines.

>> No.4076855

>>4076629
5'6? Coco is 5'11

>> No.4076859

I think Coco should have bullied Calli all the way through. And Calli herself has seen a lot of the memes so yeah. She had better reactions when in pressure or when dissing about Kiara.

>> No.4076860

>>4076693
You can be happy some day too Anon. I believe in you. She believes in you.

>> No.4076873

>>4076697
This is supposed to be funny or something retarded redditor that doesn't know the true and only swallows kike propaganda.

>> No.4076875

>>4076694
how can you hate her after she just publicly executed mori

>> No.4076876

>>4076712
seethe

>> No.4076898

>>4076533
I agree. Gura even did very well with Anya. She seems fine for whatever.

>> No.4076900

>>4076855
Her roommate is as tiny as any Jap cunt is.

>> No.4076917

Based. Respect your senpais.

>> No.4076936

>>4076697
based

>> No.4076982

>>4076664
Ya boi aint really good at wrasslin...

>> No.4076992

>>4076835
>Niggerfaggot redditor literally admits China´s sole existance makes him seethe
RENT
FREE

>> No.4077008

How will Coco and the gremlin go?

>> No.4077011

>>4070924
I kneel

>> No.4077024

>>4076835
Country belongs to China

>> No.4077027

>>4076722
>Do your reps.
This has become the go-to phrase for lying faggots so they can avoid giving out proof that doesn't exist. I'm not saying your lying, but it doesn't work as a response anymore.

>> No.4077060

>>4076839
would you even deny that "haha I have boobs" is schumer tier?

>> No.4077078
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Kneel.

>> No.4077100

who got the highest numbers on meme review

>> No.4077105

>>4076876
Dilate niggerfaggot trannykike. Go watch your whore more.

>> No.4077121

>>4076103
Based

>> No.4077124 [DELETED] 

>>4076664
Mori's entire schtick is being gap moe. Her being dorky and shy is entirely the point. Did you not hear the base in her voice during the hot mic?

>> No.4077137

>>4077060
No, but I mean by that logic practically every Hololiver can be put in that tier. One joke doesn't paint a full picture, anon.

>> No.4077146

>>4075552
hololive became more strict overall, even earlier coco has been fucking with the no collab on the first week rule by asking her senapi's for videos to be included in asacoco. the more people started coming in the more strict hololive has been. Coco had to ask everyone's manager's permission if they can be included, and even then Coco has to ask permission for the content she has to show the next morning and this is a problem since her stream starts real early in the morning and it takes a while to make new ideas. so she has to ask management everytime everyday if this is allowed or if she can do this etc.

ultimately it proved to be just too taxing to do it everyday and she felt like it was a chore instead of having fun. now add the incident and the antis, and its a recipe for the end of Asacoco.

>> No.4077167

>>4076992
yikes

>> No.4077206

>>4077105
seethe more

>> No.4077214

>>4077027
Do your reps newfag

>> No.4077228

>>4076873
Why so mad, chang

>> No.4077238

I'm not the kind of guy who likes to shit on people, yet alone get involved in shit. But I will say this and you may disagree. I have indeed tried to watch Mori's stuff but I couldn't get into it. I think she really, really hates doing this and is just going through the motions. That's my genuine impression. I think she truly loathes what she's doing but has no plan and no other option. Which in turn just makes me feel sorry for her. Comparing her with Ina, Gura, Ame and Kiara is unfair because all those girls carved out their own style, audiences and are obviously into what they're doing. Mori is just going through the motions and I think she regrets everything. There hasn't been a single group effort with her involved that I felt she wanted to be there or do this. She's simply there, and that's it. This is unlike how Ina acts for instance - Ina is a quiet, subdued personality but obviously enjoys what she'd doing. Anyone who watches her streams can testify to that, and she brings much to the EN table and fills her own niche. I watched about 5 or 6 of Mori's solo streams on random and every single one fels like she truly doesn't want to be there.

This is my rrat.

>> No.4077274

>>4077060
This Coco bitch is as retarded as the meme of how do you do fellow youngsters. She is embarrassing to watch.

>> No.4077334

>>4077238
is this a copypasta

>> No.4077339

>>4077214
Now I'm sure you're full of shit. Thanks for saving me some time.

>> No.4077360

>>4077238
Your rrat is just a recycled rrat that calli is just promoting her music career.
Which is still entirely possible because I bet somewhere deep down inside she doesn't like that her 2d form is getting more clicks than her real self

>> No.4077368

>>4077124
it's one way to put the "hot" in hot mic, that's for sure

>>4077146
I'm not sure the constraints have helped either, genmates are forming a very strong bond but both JP holofive (no more) and EN gen 1 feel very segregated from preceding generations.

>> No.4077373

>>4077339
>believing anything you read on /veetee/
That was your first mistake

>> No.4077380

>>4077206
Dilate

>> No.4077387

>>4076172
If Gura came on then Coco would just praise her for getting big numbers.

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>>4077238
>I think she truly loathes what she's doing but has no plan and no other option.

>> No.4077408

>>4077238
it's called acting. i smile in front of the cutstomers too

>> No.4077439

>>4077373
But I didn't? That's why I said what I said...

>> No.4077463

>>4077228
I am Mexican,stupid mutt nigger lover american.

>> No.4077476

>>4077238
tldr lol

>> No.4077489

>>4077238
This is not even a rrat, this widely accepted to be true.

>> No.4077492

>>4077360
>Which is still entirely possible because I bet somewhere deep down inside she doesn't like that her 2d form is getting more clicks than her real self
Truly ironic if that's the case considering MJB

>> No.4077513

does anybody here like calli? what's the appeal? legitimately does not have any charisma at all unless she's singing

>> No.4077524

>>4075210
To be honest, that was an absolutely magical hot mic, the possibilities for what it could mean are fucking endless and will fuel some solid gold rrats for weeks.

>> No.4077550

>>4077400
there is literally no joke here
they just drew babies

>> No.4077562

>>4077339
I'm not that other anon, newfag. Quit expecting everyone to spoonfeed you like it's Reddit. Either lurk more or google what you're trying to find, and come to your own conclusions. No one cares if you can't find shit or if you do anyways

>> No.4077561

>>4077380
seethe

>> No.4077569

>>4077408
Mori is pretending that she really hates streaming and deliberately giving the impression she wishes she was out making shitty rap instead? Why?

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America is currently funding a rebellion in Taiwan and China is unable to stop us. We are stealing Billions of US Dollars worth of semiconductors every day. You can't even get an American to stop streaming on Youtube.

>> No.4077572

>>4077524
referring to management. that's why she said fuck fuck fuck yagoo

>> No.4077601

>>4077513
You don't need charisma when your design has massive tits

>> No.4077610

>>4077238
ogey

>> No.4077614

>>4077550
lmao am i right my fellow redditors!!

>> No.4077624

>>4076434
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门

>> No.4077630

>>4077513
Her appeal is apparently being socially stiff as a board.

>> No.4077649

>>4077463
Sure thing, chang

>> No.4077651

>>4077513
A fake tomboy. That's the appeal
Like... not a girl that tries to act like a guy.
A girl that really thinks she's being a dude-bro but is a total and pathetic failure at it to the point where you see the girlish embarrassment take over frequently.

Its the gap between what she wants to be and what she is that makes her adorable

>> No.4077652

>>4077238
All but the most deluded Deadbeats already know this. How anyone can watch Mori and reach any other conclusion baffles me.

>> No.4077689

>>4077562
I'm not wasting my time on some stupid rrat, you dumb faggot. That's my entire point, pay attention or don't respond.

>> No.4077727

>>4076694
Chink hands typed this

>> No.4077757

>>4077238
Ina, Kiara, and Gura are living their dream.
Amelia just wants to play video games all day and found a way to do it for a living.
Calli is truly just in it for the paycheck.

>> No.4077781

>>4076694
this kid is mad

>> No.4077807

>>4077238
Blame Yagoo for casting her. From his perspective he got a dedicated music producer.

>> No.4077815

>>4077569
no retard lol. ina is acting. everyone hates their job

>> No.4077820

>>4077334
Why does everyone assume any sort of written text with some thought is a copypasta. Fuck you, google it right now if you want I just typed it out.

>>4077360
Ergo, she's not suited for this at all. And if my rrat is "recycled" it simply means other people have noticed the same.

>>4077400
That's the face of someone who made all the wrong choices. The problem is she's fucking up other people by being there and in such a way. Justice 4 Coco.

>>4077408
Yes Anon, we all eat shit in our daily lives and work. But she isn't acting disinterested or defeated - she is both. A person who acted that sort of character can and would be interesting to watch and listen to, but I have never seen her do anything interesting solo or otherwise.

Seriously, I don't follow Coco but I consider it a dick move to act like a wet blanket on someone else's show. Don't do it if you'll fuck up or have zero interest.

>> No.4077832

>>4076800
>>4077727
samefag hands typed this

>> No.4077838

>>4077573
Obssesed-

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>>4076050
this really, can imagine her showing up at a rap battle and just staring at her opponent's shoes awkwardly, then mumbling a couple of inoffensive lines and leaving

>> No.4077853

>>4077360
pretty sure that's it, desu. it's just easier to find evidence for that than evidence for her having fun with pretty much any of the idol/streaming stuff. I ended up canceling my membership because the wine parties didn't feel any different from her regular talk streams
the line "idol rapper is an oxymoron" really sticks with me, and I think she's just vain enough that she really doesn't like that she's getting acclaim almost against her will, but isn't getting nearly as far with her music (because while it's fun, it's painfully amateurish)

>> No.4077867

>>4077815
Then...Mori isn't acting? I'm confused what's your point here. Mori obviously hates what she does is your point she should be acting like she enjoys it like other wageslaves and fails?

>> No.4077869
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This thread is hilarious because all you retards are doomposting and making up shit tier rrats while Mori in a member stream talking about how she had fun and enjoyed Coco roasting her ass and that they're already planning another collab down the line

>> No.4077907

>>4077867
she's not a very good actor bc she has no charisma.

>> No.4077919

>>4077820
>any sort of written text with some thought is a copypasta
How new are you? That's how 90% of copypastas are born.

>> No.4077928

>>4077869
Don't post Miko, cuckbeat

>> No.4077947

>>4077360
Her "real self" for your rrat doesn't exist. Her roommate did not use her own image in any of her works, nor did she promote it with any sort of consistent avatar. She went from a content creator with no avatar, to one that has a well-made character built bizarrely closely to her already-established personal preferences... I'm sure she's just so torn up about being successful now, though.
Getting mad joining an idol promo company makes you well-known is like getting pissed you went to a restaurant and were served food after you ordered. No one does it, that's quite literally why you went to the restaurant.

>>4077569
The social cues that she is emulating are discomfort and awkwardness. Socially mal-adjusted imageboard goers interpret this as a 20 layer conspiracy where she hates her life, her job that she voluntarily took on knowing the description, her music, but actually she hates the videogames, but actually she hates the music, etc., when her actual goal is just to appear uncomfortable and awkward despite having the appearance of a "hot, cool-headed grim reaper."
It doesn't help that her speaking voice and sense of humor is very deadpan even when she isn't roleplaying being a hopeless nerd, since she is also still a hopeless nerd.

>> No.4077960

>>4077869
>Has the ability to dispel all rats in one blow
>Locked behind a member stream
I mean the mori is jewish rrat is old but every once in a while i remember it

>> No.4077966

>>4077869
If mori says anything bad about coco or her meme review she'd be graduating on the spot.

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Holy shit, they are so triggered they came here,

>> No.4077971

>>4077869
moron lol

>> No.4078004

>>4077820
>>4077238
>miserable loser projects his own insecurities on local anime girl

>> No.4078019

>>4077869
>she had fun
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.4078022
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>coco leaving mori with a hot mic at the end of the stream
>calli saying fuck 'em
we 100% know this is directed to bugmen right? if so, i eternally kneel to the orange woman

>> No.4078027

>>4077869
>Mori in a member stream talking about how she had fun
She said that during the meme review too. It didn't sound very convincing.

>> No.4078037

>>4077947
>Getting mad joining an idol promo company makes you well-known is like getting pissed you went to a restaurant and were served food after you ordered.
The japs do this all the time. How many indie devs, streamers, and artists have become successful overnight and suddenly went "please forget about me I don't like this anymore" seemingly out of literally nowhere.

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>Cover keeps pushing Calli as the face of EN for whatever reason.
>Shoving her in everything at the expense of the others in her Gen.
>You just know they are the ones that made her collab with Coco first despite that everyone else would have been a better choice.
>We get this fucking clusterfuck as a result
kek you get what you fucking deserve

>> No.4078042 [DELETED] 

>>4077960
You think you're worth her time to disprove?

>> No.4078063

>>4077947
>deadpan
>um, yeah. huh. This... this is good. Oh wow. Uh yeah, alright.

Very deadpan, anon.

>> No.4078076

gotta say, it is definitely entertaining to watch deadbeats construct these amazing feats of logical engineering to avoid the conclusion that mori just didn't have a ton of direction and bit off way more than she could chew

>> No.4078095

>>4077869
You didn't even watch it did you

>> No.4078104

coco is BASED

>> No.4078118

>>4076694
>Coco is the vtubing equivalent of Amy Schumer
You know.. I had never seen it like that, but that now that you mention it, it makes a lot of sense.
Her entire humoris "dude, my vagina lmao"

>> No.4078120

>>4078022
>we 100% know this is directed to bugmen right?
I'm 100% sure it's directed toward management.

>> No.4078125

>>4077947
>>The social cues that she is emulating are discomfort and awkwardness.
Why can't you cuckbeats keep your fucking story straight? I say she should drop the autism act and you people say "She really is that autistic" now you're saying its just an act. Which is it? Is Mori fucking genuinely autistic or just pretending? If she's just pretending she needs to cut it out because it's ruining collabs.

>> No.4078140
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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门

>> No.4078156

>>4078027
What did you expect from soneone as deadpan as her? I'm convinced none of you have ever watched her streams before, this shit is nothing new.

>> No.4078161

>>4077960
Most of the girls have a policy that one of the benefits of membership is getting a peak under the curtains at their "real" personality, which is almost always just the same personality expressed more thoroughly.
In Calli's case, it's willingness to stop and say "wait, fuck you, I'm awkward on purpose thank you very much," which she does pretty regularly.

>>4078037
>the japs
do that when they are actually caving under pressure, and it's usually a personal failing, more comparable to going to a restaurant and ordering food while butt naked. There's no sign of that here, how anyone could hear the hot mic moment and decide it's a good time to rrat when Calli essentially said "fuck those guys, they're retarded" live on stream is amazing to me.

>> No.4078166

>>4078076
Based. My god is mori boring.

>> No.4078183

>>4078120
tomorrow: calli retires

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This proves HoloJP is just on another level and the sluts at HoloEN are not ready to collab with them. Same thing happened with Mel and Amelia. Mel had to carry the collab because Ame was too awkward and stupid.

>> No.4078205

>>4077869
Coco is the reason Calli and her manager have jobs.
There is literally nothing Calli can say to Coco or her fans other than "I loved it!"

>> No.4078223

>>4077947
I'm sure she feels great knowing her fans are around for the cute gap moe dad vtuber with massive anime titties and not the music career she's put years into.

>> No.4078228

>>4078125
>Is Mori fucking genuinely autistic or just pretending?
Yes.

>> No.4078234

Are we all just going to forget that time Calli fell asleep during the first minecraft collab stream? It's so obvious that she doesn't want to do this.

>> No.4078244

>>4078076
Based. Mori is boring and deadbeats are on suicide watch

>> No.4078260

>>4077238
>>4077652
The big incentive for Mori to do this is the lucrative music contract

She's in a very cushy position right now. Since she has a label that is willing to give her a level of latitude and pump out as much music as she wants and even will print physical EPs/LPs for her and to millions of listeners no less.

If she's going through the motions, it's clearly for that benefit

>> No.4078261

>>4078156
Being a stuttering incoherent mess who can't string two sentences together without spilling spaghetti is not "deadpan" anon. What do you think being "deadpan" is? Being deadpan is playing things off in a straight manner, Mori is anything but straight or emotionless, on the contrary she's an anxious ball of autism who can't express herself.

>> No.4078283

>>4078022
it was referring to (you)

>> No.4078298

>>4077960
1. nobody but you schizos make up random shit and project your feeling onto others nothing needs "disproving" besides you and everyone else ITT taking their meds
2. This stream was scheduled was almost in advance

>> No.4078312

>>4078140
Now that the chinks are gone let's say it loud and clear:
Calli is fucking boring dear god how do you guys put up with this

>> No.4078320

>>4077869
>she had fun
https://streamable.com/zsspcn

>> No.4078322

>>4072812
With Korone she had a game to distract herself. Also my personal rrat is that since it was in the middle of her wagey hell, her mind was too occupied to care too much about that stuff. Now that she has commited fully to vtubing and had more time to study her veteran senpais, she is more susceptible to feeling the imposter syndrome in full force.

>> No.4078325

>>4078204
Kiara has had dozens of collabs, what the fuck are you talking about.

>> No.4078346

>>4078204
Despite my dislike for Kiara, she does collab well with JP. Ina too. Especially with Chaamers.

>> No.4078358

>>4078125
Nah she’s definitely on the spectrum

>> No.4078365

>>4078183
Nah Coco will 100% take the heat. She's a pro at it now.

>> No.4078399

>>4078320
B-b-b-based

>> No.4078401

>>4074846
Cool story bro but what does it have to do with Coco's meme review that ended with "let's fuck YAGOO" there is like nothing idol about it, in fact it's Coco that comes as the more edgy keep it real one despite participating in idol activities.

>> No.4078404

>>4078320
literally what is even supposed to be the punchline of this "meme"

>> No.4078414

>>4078261
I was talking about the "Have fun" line only, retard. How did you not understand that? It's literally the only thing in the post I responded to.

>> No.4078426

>>4078125
> Is Mori fucking genuinely autistic or just pretending? If she's just pretending she needs to cut it out because it's ruining collabs.
She is both. She is an autistic person deliberately hamming up the things that make her autistic. That's a natural feature of entertainment, character acting is projecting a more detailed version of your real characteristics, not pretending to be something totally unlike you.

>>4078223
She feels great because "the music career she's put years into" went nowhere primarily due to godawful marketing and a lack of a professional team to help her put together content. She has made more actual songs in a few months with Hololive than the rest of her mastered portfolio. That was the point of even applying to Hololive.
How do you people manage to put your clothes on in the morning?

>> No.4078442

>>4077869
Just like Moona huh

>> No.4078468

>>4078414
*"I had fun" line
I'm tired.

>> No.4078485

>>4075024
Fair. I think it's also fair that Hololive fans have a genuine reason to dislike her given her lack of interest in the company she joined and has given her unbelievable success.

>> No.4078493 [DELETED] 

>>4078312
She's the highest quality waifu on the internet. I'm sorry you don't see it, anon, but I'm sure you've got a chuba you'd say the same about.

>> No.4078496

>>4077652
And yet look at >>4077651 who is describing something that simply isn't there. His IDEA of what Mori should be is great, but Mori is NOT that. She's what I described previously.

>>4077757
Even if Ame went in for that, that doesn't change the fact she's genuinely entertaining and has a lot of personality and quirks that make her fun. She's interesting, no matter her motive. I think she genuinely likes what she's doing because she tends to goof off a lot on her streams (which again, makes for great entertainment).

Calli made a wrong move by going into this. It's just not right for her, it truly isn't.

>>4077807
I won't. Because from my perspective it's entirely plausible Calli simply managed to sell herself by leaving a good impression. Well, now we know it was a mirage.

Seriously look at the other EN girls, they're doing their best. Look at the JP side of things and how hard they work. Calli's approach to this is almost insulting to them. For fucks sake Korone tears through a game in single 8+ hour sittings while being cute and interacting with her audience and never missing a beat. She's a hardcore pro. Yes, the bar is REALLY high in this. Either step up or fuck off.

I'm sorry if I sound cruel but after watching other EN girls and JP's there's really no place to pretend like standards don't exist.

>> No.4078495

>>4078346
Kiara totally isn't for me but at least I can see the appeal. She clearly enjoys what she does, has a rapport with fans, and collabs well (perhaps a bit too well).

Mori is just half assing it

>> No.4078537

I'm pretty sure no one will ever beat Calli at being the worst guest ever on this show

>> No.4078547

>>4078414
Calli saying "I'm having fun" wasn't deadpan it was just a lie. Anon...Stop coping like this it's not healthy.

>> No.4078549

Coco truly is too powerful

>> No.4078593

>>4078549
If the Chinese couldn't stop her nobody can. Do not mess with the dragon.

>> No.4078595

When the shit threads are making rrats and bitching, you know it was kino. See you fags when Gura goes on and gets bullied.

>> No.4078639
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So...why can Calli only have fun streams with Kiara and Gura anyway? She only seems able to act like a normal person with them, its pretty weird, right?

>> No.4078648

>>4078595
Gura's will be amazing. So will ame
They will outright tell coco that the meme is utter shit

>> No.4078658

>>4078401
She makes way, waaaaaayyy too much money doing what she does (which obviously doesn't involve TOO much effort), and was a starving artist type before this. there's 0 reason for her to stop doing homolive even if she hates it (which I don't think she does; just is bored to tears by it and resents that its her day job)
There's some rebellious shit in her earlier discography, but the Mori character is just so neutered that it makes me cringe, especially with all the edgy shit I liked to hear her rap about.

this isn't my autistic texan weeaboo doujin rapper, this is some midwestern aspie muppet pretending to be a shinigami and getting buried in nip money for it

>> No.4078665

>>4078639
Kiara's passive aggressive at best and Gura's self esteem is fragile.

>> No.4078676

>>4078496
>Either step up or fuck off.
Mori is the only Holo to my knowledge who currently has a vod with her own fans ripping on her for it being complete shit in the comments.

https://youtu.be/D9TfqrnrT7c

I thought it was a possible turning point for her but doesn't look like it will be. Mori is halfassing things way too much.

>> No.4078690

>>4076434

All Mainland control return to Chinese control now! Down with the Communist bandits!

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>>4078639
were you just not here for this?

>> No.4078695

>>4077100
Korone i think, like 80K

>> No.4078705

>>4078496
Bro you post and sound exactly like the schizo anti-chama back when chammers was going full schizo. That's how I know not to take your seriously

>> No.4078706

>>4071148
The how each Hololive responds to your death. That was a good one.

>> No.4078716

>>4078639
Obviously she hates Kiara and Gura and that's why she can channel her autism, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact they're the ones she talks to the most regularly behind the scenes.

>> No.4078717

>>4078595
Gura is the only EN to not have a reddit account, like she went out of her way and told management to not make her one.
I can see her collabing with Coco, but she hates reddit.

>> No.4078735

>>4078648
Gura will alternate between smug quips and wilting under Cocos Stacy energy. Ame will just mock Redditoids for having shit humor

>> No.4078743

>>4078426

>character acting is projecting a more detailed version of your real characteristics, not pretending to be something totally unlike you.

Do you even watch Pekora faggot?

>> No.4078747

>>4078547
Coping with what? Why would I care either way? You just are falling back on that line because you couldn't even follow a 2-part comment chain correctly. It might be a lie for all either of us know, but she said it with no emotion. Deadpan and lying aren't mutually exclusive traits.

>> No.4078838

>>4074117
She got to the verge of emotional breakdown on stream with Coco because she just didn't give enough of a fuck to control her nerves, seriously? Some weird takes here

>> No.4078862

>>4078717

Or her IP is already banned

>> No.4078911

>>4078838
What did you expect? This is /vt/.

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>>4078495
It was honestly painful to watch, Coco needs to prompt and generate topic for Mori and her to talk.
>>4078495
Yeah Kiara isn't for me but she loves what she's doing, even if she's a sociopath and a numbersfag.

>> No.4078930

>>4076103
Muh dick

>> No.4078939

>>4078537
Fag, this was the best meme review by far

>> No.4078953

>>4078223
we're here for both, and I'm not even a deadbeat

>> No.4078956

>>4078838
More like she didn't do any kind of preparation for a collab for the umpteenth time and realized a quarter of the way in how in over her head she was. Expect another worthless apology and how she'll try to do better in the future followed by half assing every stream until her next big fuck up because she rolls up to a collab without doing any reps.

>> No.4078960

>>4078838
What did you expect from cover cocksuckers

>> No.4078964

>>4078676
You don't even have to watch Hololive to know you're wrong, because that exact comment section is full of reference to the chess stream, which is notorious for people ripping on if for being "complete shit."
Because they're not upset Calli "halfassed" anything, they're just annoyed/amused the gameplay was obviously first-time ever playing a TCG live on stream-tier gameplay.
People love those sorts of videos, by the way. That stream has one of the highest like/dislike ratio videos on Calli's entire channel, despite being sponsored garbage, since it's takamori bantering over kusoge.

>>4078743
Character acting != method acting. Pekora's personality hasn't changed much since Nico, though.

>> No.4079009

>>4077757
not Kiara. Kiara wanted to be IRL star and whenever she talks about it you can clearly hear her regretting it not having worked out

>> No.4079011

>>4078939
Yeah, if you had radiation poisoning affecting your judgement or having humor as dry as a pavement

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>>4078964
>Because they're not upset Calli "halfassed" anything, they're just annoyed/amused the gameplay was obviously first-time ever playing a TCG live on stream-tier gameplay.
Hm?

>> No.4079137

>>4078485
>her given her lack of interest in the company
Are you stuck in October? She very much has interest on Hololive.

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>there are people in this very thread who is unironically more autistic than mori arguing right now

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Ok, keeping rrats to a less retarded degree, why was this so shit?
Was Calli just too restricted by management in what she could say and do? Did she like had no clue what this show was even about and was caught off guard? Or was she just trying to act too respectful and went overboard?
Even with her autism, she had been able to have decent collabs with Korone, Ollie, and even the Homostar in the past, and its not like Coco was some stranger, since apparently all ENs have been talking with her behind the scenes for months,

>> No.4079231

>>4079137
>Are you stuck in October?
Standard Deadbeat response. No she hasn't changed. She didn't know who Okayu was, and she didn't know Suiseis fans are Hoshiyomi despite supposedly liking Suisei and following her. I'm stuck in the present, where Mori still doesn't give a fuck about Hololive and is more interested in pandering to Homo fans and indies.

>> No.4079233

>>4079192
You will never watch the streams.

>> No.4079288

>itt: people who didn’t watch the stream

>> No.4079305

>>4079192
Calli was the worst possible guest because she understands the unfunny jokes that are just her stream chat in picture form, so there's no language barrier, and she's too awkward to work around how shitty the material is with conversation

>> No.4079307

>>4077869
Based 35P bringing common sense back to the thread.

>> No.4079345

>>4076654
Someone with a small penis wrote this.

>> No.4079348

>>4078939
maybe if you speak literally no japanese and like understanding anything

>> No.4079374

>>4078041
it's almost as if they hated holoEN for being successful and wanted to make it fail

>> No.4079402

>>4079192
Calli doesn't really get memes. That's it. She repeatedly has shown this in her streams, but she tries to play along or retort to them despite being pretty bad at it. Her awkwardness being on full display here didn't come as a surprise at all for that reason. It's just Calli being Calli for better or worse.

>> No.4079411

>>4079110
One comment out of hundreds, most of them praising her last minute comeback despite her performance being atrocious

>> No.4079449

>>4078118
why do you reply to yourself?

>> No.4079518

>>4079411
The top comment is literally "Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over". Yes there are obviously going to be a lot of sychophants who lick Moris asshole clean no matter how shitty her performance is but the tone is largely negative with cuckbeats trying to give "constructive criticsm". Overall everyone knows it was shit and there are a lot of comments outright calling it shit.

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>>4079110
>Hm?
what, faggot?
The guy has a reasonable complaint (you didn't prep for a sponsored stream because Shadowverse is shit) but he's more or less alone in giving a fuck about it. There are hundreds of other comments that are on the level of "wow, that was shit gameplay, I loved it," not to mention the stream chat.
I'll go find a koikatsu video of your oshi with twenty upboats, say that's clearly the majority opinion, and we can call it a draw.

>> No.4079593

>>4070924
The format only works for JP members because she translates and explains the memes to them.
An English-speaker who is already familiar with memes understands what they're looking at in 2 seconds.

>> No.4079603

>>4079527
>but he's more or less alone in giving a fuck about it
Even the cuckbeats here weren't defending it. Considering they'd eat Moris shit if it was served up to them on a plate that's really saying something.

>> No.4079609

>>4078496
>Seriously look at the other EN girls, they're doing their best
IDK about that. Gura is also very problematic, albeit for different reasons. She's becoming the new queen of VTubing but dragging her feet because she has imposter syndrome.

>> No.4079619

>>4075267
that was an old /hlg/ meme but it got to Moon moon so much that she privated the collab, famous 66 minutes.

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>> No.4079740

>>4079192
Her collabs never get too awkward because her mates try to be accommodating for her autism. Coco was having absolutely none of that shit. Not sure if that makes her based or a bitch.

>> No.4079780

None of (you) seem to understand.

Mori is not autistic and is not pretending to be autistic. She's a normie. So all of the autistic hobbies (gaming, memes, vtubers, internet drama), are completely alien and uninteresting to her. She has no idea how to deal with any of it and doesn't care enough to figure it out. Simple as.

>> No.4079783

>>4075193
They could fuck Yagoo together

>> No.4079807

>>4079593
This was the most awkward part, and to make things worse Calli is a tough pick because she's very plugged into her fan pages and social media and had seen every single one of the memes specific to her before the review. Gura/Ina would have probably been better picks particularly if the surprise factor matters.

>>4079603
Anonymous imageboards aren't aggregates and do not represent aggregate opinions. You think in "we" and "groups," like there's some unified "cuckbeats" who can form a consensus, because you are a disgusting transplant.

>> No.4079809

>>4079192
Calli's been playing up the "starstruck kouhai" routine with every collab. This worked fine for Japanese women bound by their autistic social conventions, like Haachama and Korone. Coco is American, though. Calli was forced to try to act like a normal person, and got spaghetti everywhere.

>> No.4079853

The doomposting here is pretty interesting considering everywhere else people found it great. Even the JP audience seemed to have liked it because of Mori's gap Moe.

>> No.4079864

>>4079192
>why was this so shit?
What else did you expect? both Mori and Coco are characters that aside from having nice designs, are completely dependant on having someone to bounce off from.
If you put two people like that together, the result will never be good.

>> No.4079867

>>4076603
Case in point.

>> No.4079921

>>4079853
Nobody who likes meme reviews have any standards to begin with.

>> No.4079928

>>4079853
The vast majority of people are NPCs who will swallow the worst garbage you can throw at them.

>> No.4079931

>>4079305
this is the only correct answer, the entertainment value in these streams comes from the language barrier and the guest's improv ability since the memes are always terrible

>> No.4079956

>>4079780
She has been involved in 3/4 of the things you listed voluntarily, on her own time, for a decade now, deboonking your rrat, that this is all "new" to her, or she's forcing herself into it, before you even shat it out.

>>4079853
It's unironically because Mori accidentally called out retards who spam rrats based on any little weirdness, during the hot mic. Notice how none of them are willing to even address it, or make rrats about it.

>> No.4080002

>>4079780
probably the single most retarded take in the thread

>> No.4080231

>>4077368

Well holofive didn't have the same roots in NND so they are truly "new", same with Holo EN or ID obviously although non of it comes close to how isolated Holo CN was.

>> No.4080297

>>4074846
Who gives a fuck about the idol shit, go watch real idols, not meme streamers. You can't talk all the shit the majority of these girls talk then try to fall back on the "idol" shit. The holostars are more idol like than these bitches.

>> No.4080318

>>4079231
t.deadbeat

>> No.4080361

I feel like Ame or Kiara would have jelled way better but whatever

>> No.4080362

>>4078639
None of them actively confront mori the way coco does. They might do it offhandedly ever so often but not to her face like that

>> No.4080381

>>4080002
it's only retarded to you because you wanted her to be your relatable autist, but she's literally the opposite of it

>> No.4080383

>>4077368
>>4080231
5th gen has been collabing a lot with previous gens though. I don't think there's much of a barrier anymore

>> No.4080478

>>4080318
The longer time goes on the more relevant "Are you stuck in October 2020" becomes.

>> No.4080561

>>4079518
>>4079527

Right...

>> No.4080653

>>4076068
Probably the only one that could really pull it of without looking like someone was holding a gun to her head behind L2D, well perhaps Ina would at least keep her cool and interact like on a normal stream, Amelia on the other hand for all her gremlin gamer image can be pretty awkward even with Ollie let alone personality like Coco.

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>Bros you don't get it she's supposed to be boring

>> No.4080769

>>4080673
Based. This post encapsulates the arguments deadbraps have for enjoying mori.

>> No.4080818

>>4080673
I mean if the alternative to boring is Haachama's neverending schizo theatrics I'll take boring any day

>> No.4080822

holo ES (spanish) when. also, why no one talking about the last seconds of the stream with mic on. why no mentally ill anon superprocessing the audio to find out what was calli sayin

>> No.4080858

...S-so...did Mori and Coco fuck Yagoo together or what? I don't want to miss that livestream

>> No.4080927

>>4080818
>"N-no u!"

Dead Deats are as eloquent as their dad I see

>> No.4080976

>>4079740
why not both?

>> No.4081009

>>4070924
Thats not fair, it was a reddit meme review. How can one even fake being entertaining doing that shit?

>> No.4081314

>>4079696
Lmao only good post in this shit thread

>> No.4081564

>>4076156
So Coco doesn't speak Japanese natively, or English natively? What is her native language then?

>> No.4081589

>>4081564
Dragon.

>> No.4081630

>>4081589
Ah ok makes sense

>> No.4081835

>>4081564
>What is her native language then?
Fluent in both. Possibly grew up in a bilingual household.

>> No.4082042

>>4076050
The guy who made Pekora x Cali rap battle 2 page manga needs to do a remake...

>> No.4082244

The weak should fear the strong

>> No.4082292

>>4081009
Korone, Mio, Watame and Botan's meme reviews were good even though the memes themselves were bad like always. It's not about the shitty reddit attempts at comedy, it's the banter and interaction the guests have with Coco.

>> No.4082305

>starts as a scuffed manzai routine with mori unwittingly playing the fool
>ends as a public execution

>> No.4082517

>>4079780
This is a shit take. I can buy that maybe she's not as into gaming, memes, and internet shit as she was before her music career but she was definitely into those things at one point, they aren't completely alien to her.

I think the worst you might say is that before vtubing she looked at that stuff as lame shit she mostly grew out of and has been forced to revisit.

>> No.4082596

>>4070924
To see an obedient Calli like that is rather surreal

>> No.4083154

>>4082596
Tyrant Dragon has no peers, just subordinates.

>> No.4083372

>>4082292
That's what people don't understand. This isn't about the shit memes, it's about joking around and having a good back and forth. I have no fucking idea why they picked Mori as the first one to be in them.

>> No.4083424

>>4082596
cringe kneels to transcendent cringe.

>> No.4083541

>>4079110
>she hearted the post
There's no way this is real.

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