/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://youtu.be/fkMp8BnaVzE
lost my fucking sides

>>40696486
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

birb love

Tempus lineup
>Altare is a demon/winged human
>Magni is a greased pig
>Axel is a dogman
>Vesper is.... human
>Bettel is a husk of a man
>Flayon is a robot
>Hakka is a kotengu
>Shinri is daddy/mommy

>>40696486
...what spurred this connection?

>>40696597
amen

I MISS MAGNI!!!

>>40696597
AMEN

which VG stream should i watch first?

>>40696597
Amen.

>>40696622
>Vesper
>Human
meds.

>>40696644
Stay strong sister, we got an art stream tomorrow with Maguni

Wait lol.
Did Bettel really not go live on youtube at all?

>>40696682
hakka -> flay -> shinri in order of energy level. they were all pretty different

>>40696777
see >>40696544
he had internet problems and blamed it on phantom not paying the bills then hosted a twitter space where he was muted for 10 minutes talking to himself before he realized no one could hear him. the video starts when he realized he was muted.

>>40696544
I’m so glad someone clipped it

It's clown hours

WoaLeader was genuinely upset during his minecraft stream hope he feels better

>>40696956
QRD?

>>40696911
yeah, sadly it was a nijinigger clipper though

>>40694659
Kinda hot
>>40694680
It may be, but it doesn't ONLY happen in hentai. I got to play with a big dick virgin, and while he didn't think it was small, he did assume everyone was similarly equipped and that I was just stroking his ego (in addition to his fat cock) <3

hehehehehe

>>40697027

>>40697027
I finally watched Vesper's zatsu, I've never seen someone get so drunk on holopro streams, and I watch Lamy's sake streams and Luna's bar mengens
This whore was really REALLY wasted

I just caught up to Bettel's twitter space...this guy, as a brotuber enjoyer, i kept catching myself saying outloud bruhhhh.Someone needs to save this guy.

Regis Altare status update?

dang they already took down the “love yourself” duet.

>>40697215
Bettel can stay. He’s our resident tumblr man babygirl meowmeow & Hazbin Hotel character in chuuba form

new react image dropped /MANS/

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1612731509697290243

>>40697215
I just watched the clip someone posted earlier and
>bettel's average, not out of the ordinary diet:
> - red velvet cake, while sitting in bed
> - multiple energy drinks
> - a cheeseburger, also while sitting in bed
> - instant ramen
> - 8 croissants, all at once, all of which he has sprinkled over with cinnamon
Ummmmmmmm I think someone needs to save this guy
sounds like he needs a woman in his life

>>40697279
>cant post them here on twitter unfortunately
what did he mean by this?

>>40697292
Too bad the modern woman can’t cook for shit. All they know is ubereats and LIE

>>40697292
How can people possibly think he is dating someone when he lives and eats like That

>>40697309
Next debutants' design sheets kek

>>40697226
get wrecked

>>40697336
Only someone that lives alone gets bullied into believing red velvet cake = beets

>>40697330
Asian yumesister will save him.

>>40697279
Brian loves to give them pog

>>40697271
Magni...

>>40697417
she better hurry the fuck up cause he's already at home depot buyin the rope

>>40697417
As an asian parent I would never sanction such a union

If Bettel has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Bettel has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Bettel has one fan, then that is me. If Bettel has no fans, then I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Bettel, then I am against the world.

I'm reminiscing the debuts, why the fuck did Hakka think it was a good idea to teach the viewers spanish in your debut stream?
So wacky

>>40697501
Why did Vesper think it was a good idea to talk about a plastic ball for 10 minutes?

...

>>40697344
...WAIT IS THAT WHY THEY'RE CALLED DEBUTANTES?!

>>40697279
gonna need the cock caption with this pog

>>40697523
Idk if he thought it was a good idea but it absolutely was the winning move because it captured our hearts right away

>>40697501
I got filtered from all the screaming, but the unprompted Dora the Explorer bit was really fucking funny in hindsight

>>40696976
Vesper has been giving attention to Magni and Axel except for him. Vesper has cucked Shiny Spicy, it's over.

Just woke up. Where is the fire emblem vod? What yab Axel did this time?

>>40697501
he said it in his debut during the yagoo bit, he's funny in spanish. im sure there's humor that gets lost in translation, he'll get the hang of it

>>40697292
God, I wanna slap him until he chokes down an apple.

>>40697610
>>40693861

>>40697475
Comon he is just a lil guy.

https://youtu.be/IzkOjiUJpQs?t=8748

>>40696911
Clip? Anon that's his today's stream.

>>40697279
>>40697445
what are they pogging at

>>40697336
You'd be surprised at how many couples share the same shitty diet. People usually hook up with people similar to themselves.

>>40697501
It took Kiara a pretty long time to leverage her language skills in a positive way that was good for content and not in a way that confused or frustrated some of the audience

>>40697742
god that's so depressing, looks like Altare's birthday will be the odd one out of the boys'

>>40697003
/Mans/ look! I found a lost kronie lurking around in our thread.

>>40697523
You don't know how personal that story is until you worked a 9-5 grindy office job. When he recited that story, I just went "Mah man".

>>40697830
How new? Altare has said many, many times that he doesn't want to do call-ins because talking to lots of people isn't fun for him. It's his birthday, he can do what he wants.

>>40697830
it's not uncommon though for holopro talent not doing totsumachi.

>>40697801
Scheduling ES zatsus in the morning EST time is a good idea though.
Isn't that Dora's airtime?

>>40697891
Not a newfag, I was there when he mentioned it. I just hoped he would come around and join in on the fun instead of pushing away but it is what it is.
>>40697938
Yeah but it feels lonely.

>>40698038
I think Altare just likes being left alone, though.

which tempus do you think is the most chatty in their discord

>>40698107
shinri

>>40697830
>>40698038
>leader wanna do his own original thing instead of "another of the same"
>somehow this is a bad thing
Sisters please, show him some love and support instead of berating him for exploring new horizons.

>>40698107
flayon and magni

>>40697830
Its gonna be a bit weird because holos that don't do call ins replace it with a 3D concert or something, see some JPs like Luna, korosan, etc or Ame this year

>>40698107
Axel

>>40698038
let the kid do what he wants. im sure he has something else prepared rather than totsu with women

>>40696728
Long hair Magni hot
Ponytail Magni also hot

>>40698107
magni and axel

>>40698126
Temma did some sort of otome game stream featuring him for his birhday last year, plus a song cover

I think I might have fallen for Flay. Help.

>>40698038
I think a big part of the problem is that fans are going to dissect every single moment of his interactions with any girls who call in, and that will be stressful for him. I don't blame him for not being interested.

>>40698126
They lack creativity or their managers are been a dick. Community involvement should be the norm during birthdays, like showing gifts on stream sent(through twitter I guess) from the fans

>>40696544
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

>>40698183
>fans
You mean retarded beggars like oboretai

I still can't believe the dude spoke by himself for 10 minutes while all people could hear was an elevator music

>>40697292
>

>>40698126
No it won't? He'll just do a special game show or something with the boys, and no one will miss the hour of awkward call-ins with people he barely knows.

>>40698146
>women
There are starsJP too, you know? Personally I was hoping to see Miyabi and Oga's interaction with him on his special day, but oh well, can't force anything if he doesn't want to

>>40698268
its his birthday and you wanna give him anxiety?

>>40698221
magni...

>>40698319
Can't you at least read until the end. And I did say it was just my personal hope

>>40698221
*deep fried music
That shit was like from horror movie.

Could it be Altare would rather spend his birthday with his actual family (out of the menhera talents he still has a good relationship with his) & friends instead?

>>40698368
your personal hope is to give him anxiety on his birthday?

>>40698220
I'm giving some of the Kobo fans the benefit of the doubt since I genuinely feel like some of them don't know any better. But true, by "fans" I mostly mean dramabaiters who will spam clips of him daring to make girls laugh all over Catalog for weeks if he ever does a call-in stream.

>>40698388
if there's ever a rap battle or diss track in tempus2 that crunchy bgm definitely needs to be there

Didnt Magni already send something for his birthday or did I dream that up

>>40698405
Sorry but it’s not his real birthday.

>>40698405
>spending the fake birthday with his family
roru

Finally back from work. How were the solo streams?

>>40698438
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

>>40698438
He asked for his address but not sure if he already sent, I think it was a limited edition Pikachu shoes

>>40698466
flayon - top tier voice actor but bad game choice because of the 1 hour limit
bettel - pagliacci encarnate see >>40696544
hakka - peak mexican brotuber experience who would share his real sugar cokes with you
shinri - discount manlybadasshero

>>40698438
Magni wanted to buy him special Pokemon collaboration sneakers - I think they were Pikachu-themed Pumas or something? - he went to buy them right when they dropped but they sold out too fast.

>>40698466
Shota was ok, way less annoying
Shinri is boring imo but he is chill and has dad vibes
BETTEL
Hakka is absolutly a bro and i like him more and more each stream

>>40698405
You do realize that this is the birthday of Regis Altare, the anime character, right?

>>40698466
I'll just say it, I think everyone won today.
Except maybe Jerry, fuck that guy.

>>40698566
And he was talking about his anime family

>>40698466
Bettel was a work of art, 10/10, almost magical jobbing
Hakka was fun and endearing, vast improvement from debut
Didn't really watch the others that closely since I'm a sucker for purple

>>40698535
WHY CANT ALTARE HAVE GOOD THINGS FOR ONCE

Nobody talked about Axel's stream in the archives, how was it?

>>40698107
Axel definitely for Gen 1
Hakka for Gen 2
Bettel and Shinri are the quiet reserved ones that will respond when addressed
Flayon would unironically be on his phone during group calls or working on his editing

any brotuber chad or fudan wanna gimme art prompt? no please no female allowed.

>>40698616
kek this is pretty accurate

>>40698616
Magni also probably for Gen 1!

>>40698597
>>40698575
>>40698539
>>40698527
Looks like I have something to watch while eating dinner, thanks bros

>>40698612
Yeah, it's sad because it would have been such a perfect gift. Altare would have loved those shoes so much.

Where's bettel's vod?

>>40698122
>>40698146
>>40698183
I said "it is what it is", I'm not gonna be a discord magmite and pull up an essay, calm your tits

>>40698714
anon... please read the thread >>40696544
his internet shat itself and he hosted a twitter space where he spent half of it muted

>>40698714
I ate it

Hey someone actually clipped Bettel's Twitter Space:
https://youtu.be/fkMp8BnaVzE

>>40698731
absolute KINO

>>40698613
It was fun he was geeking out over the game a lot, almost to tears at one point. He also offered to fund part 2 if they decide to make it. The game seemed to really scratch the FF itch he’s had since debut

>>40698527
To be fair, ManlyBadAssHero is an SS+ Tier Youtoober. The fact that Shinri can be just as entertaining and comfy as that guy to watch (bear in mind Shinri has to do this live on stream, with zero edits and cuts by the way) is nothing to scoff at.

>>40698731
Uuuu.... I'm sorry, I just got back from work, and I was checking teamup and saw he didn't stream

>>40698714
The stream never actually started because his internet died, so he did a Twitter Space, but he accidentally muted his mic so it was just crispy elevator music for 20 minutes and then an angry 15 minutes of him feeling like an idiot, raging about everything that went wrong and talking about his terrible diet. It was incredible.

>>40698631
Flayon trying to cheer up Bettel after his grueling solo bomb like a kitten comforting its owner

>>40698631
Flay eating something all cute sitting on his mech surrounded by the aftermath of a huge mech battle

>>40698535
Thats depressing. For both of them. Hope Magni got something else for him. Please make him happy on his birthday Magni

that HAD to be a bit
you fuckers cannot convince me otherwise
ballsy as fuck doing it as his first solo stream but that had to have been a bit

>>40698631
MHW Regina and Alice doing the Arnold manly handshake meme

>>40698107
Chatting > Magni
Voice Chat > Axel
Altare probably responds the fastest/most

>>40698861
Don't wanna numberfag, but bit or not, it's crazy how that fuckup didn't affect his viewership or rise in subscribers

>>40698892
Nowa > Nowa

>>40698911
both whores

VGfags out! Only the OGs are allowed in this thread

>>40698861
He sounded absolutely mortified when he finally unmuted, and he cancelled the Fall Guys stream tomorrow because he had some bits planned for Cooking Simulator he was really excited to do and didn't get a chance to show, so I truly doubt it. He's just got that Nagito Komaeda luck.

The funniest part was that the viewers were totally engaged the whole time. It was really peak entertainment for the character he's playing.

>>40698920
nowa selfcest...

>>40698892
You know Tempus means all the boys now right? VG and HQ

>>40698964
Manga Lore Nowa would destroy Streamer Nowa

>>40698978
Dude I dont know enough about the new blood.

>>40698861
It might've been, amazing kayfabe if so but he didn't gain anything from it. Also the part of his audience that was asleep/missed it will never know unless he makes a vid about it.

>>40698958
fall guys is a flop in 2023 unless it's a menshi. this was the perfect excuse to cancel it.

>>40698939

>>40696597

Now that GeoGuessr is ftom, which MANS do you want to see play it?

>>40696544
>>40698750
>a clipper managed to save and clip off Bettel's unarchived Twitter Space
>no-one's doing the same for Vesper's drunk and most unhinged stream yet

>>40699069
go back

>>40699069
Axel. also maybe Magni, he could do more problematic stuff it would be fun.

>>40699069
>flavor the of month

>>40699105
Bettel's Twitter Space was only like 15 minutes long without the muted part.

>>40699105
vesties are not snitches

>>40699105
I hope it's the size issue
Vesper's stream of 4 hours vs bettel's 15 minutes mp3

I really really hope Vesper will reupload the VOD. That stream was legendary

>>40699069
All the VG boys. Could be their Raft equivalent. And if the rrats of their PL are true, then they got good coverage of the world
Hakka for Central America
Bettel for Europe
Shinri for Japan

JGBFU
Just saw the first post so that answers how joker's stream went lol, but how were shota's rpgm and Hakka's skateboarding?

>>40699069
Taiwan

>>40699207
Unfortunately theyre not allowed to play the world map. Certain areas are dissalowed (presumably areas with disputed borders and such)

>>40699045
>unless he makes a vid about it.
You mean to turn the twitter space into a vlog? That actually sounds interesting

If you would like, Aruran is doing a DJ ARN aiming for 180k subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9B99Dy7mMg

Just got done watching the last few episodes of Tempus DND and man...shits amazing.
RIP Erky Timbers - they did you dirty

>>40699207
What, isn't Bettel from the US? He sounds almost painfully American.

>>40699379
He is American but used to live in the UK for a couple of years

>>40699349
will background this, ty /stars/anon

>>40699285
Lemme guess, only the US and Japan are allowed to be played? Not surprising.

>>40699457
Kiara played Austria. Any country with no current geopolitical drama or whatever is probably fine

>>40699457
Kiara played
>Japan
>USA
>Austria
>UK

She explicitly said she couldn't play the mixed europe map. Moomers also said there are specific areas they COULDNT play (implying the majority of places are allowed) but didnt want to make it obvious which thse were. Since the EU map doesnt contain Ukraine Moldova or Kosove, the problem there is probably Cyprus

>>40699069
Watching hakka be completely wrong at most of them would tickle my pickle

>>40698631
Axel hugging Shinri and saying "Danna!"

Oh man. I wonder how "ComfyKois" will be portrayed as a fanbase?

>>40699533
>>40699555
Interesting. At least they aren't being super overbearing with which maps they can play on then.

>>40699622
Takodachi

8 Player Tempus Barotrauma. Come on sisters, you guys have money. SC it to Leader to make it happen!

>>40699069
None, it's boring shit since they can't play World. There is nothing more dull than looking at the same US states that no one can tell the difference between

they can start short series..ark survival evolved..with 8 of them..like 4 times stream of it..and end the series.

>>40699622
Kois with ronin hats...?

I hope they play valheim after the collab ban, it's the perfect game for them.
>Can support 8 players
>Has boss battles
>Has the survival elements HQ enjoys
>They're literally sailing the same boat

>>40699769
Why can't they play world? I did notice that all of the holopro talents playing it seem to stick with single country maps, but Mumei did famous places yesterday.

>>40699903
The boat is for HQ. VG needs to find their own thing. Grounded

>>40699914
They don't want to repeat the Taiwan incident, so they're keeping far away from any geopolitical drama areas

>>40699903
I mentioned the game once or twice in the beginning in I think Altares comments. Don't know if he read it or not, maybe they can't get perms or he's just not interested. Love the game though.

>>40699976
Based reading

>>40699976
This feels like an elaborate setup for Zetaxel

>>40699987
That's unfortunate. I'm a big geoguessr nut but watching people get 5 American parking lots in a row is not fun.

>>40699976
Gray hair LOVE

>>40699703
>>40699903
Didn't you see Altare's last Minecraft stream? He been mad and finally had it with the collab begging

>>40696486
>6 months anniversary is a Tempus HQ vs some other team in a pvp with different roles
Am I crazy or are they playing TF2 vs iluna?

>>40700008
The brainrot...

>>40700053
Patience manscolars

>>40700008
>Grandpa persuades childhood friend (Zeta) in hopes she will teach his son (Axel) how to read by force
based
Based

>>40700063
You're crazy

Straight shippers are weird

>>40700063
I hope so. Iluna needs the boost

>>40700107
You're mentally ill and delusional

>>40700063
This seems impossible, but hold onto that hopium.

>>40700107
Shippers in general are weird

>>40700063
it's gonna be HQ vs VG

>>40700063
It's HQ vs everyone else in Hololive/Holostars. They will once and for all prove they are not the jobbers guild!

>>40700146
Thats LfD2 for pantsu. It will happen next week
6 months celebration is a different thing

>>40700145
Based

>>40700063
>TF2
Fund it
>Iluna
nice try

>>40700146
i hope not they already have l4d2. i want anniv to be hq only

I still can't believe we got a bara and a shota so suddenly after we were wishing for these for months for Starsen2! Is this thread magic? Does cover visit /here/ to find out our demands? Kek
I dived into the archives out of curiousity and someone said that there will be never ever be baras and shotas for the EN market due either no market for them or '"problematic" issues, and look at us now! Amazing
And so many nijifags were also wishing for a bara and a shota, no surprise that these two have some fans that came from nijisanji kek

what if i want to apply to be a magni's manager what if i want to get paid to support him in all his endeavours and watch him all the time how do i do this mans

What map should we play for the Left 4 Dead collab?

How do we get rid of the nijiniggers in this thread once and for all?

>>40700296
Replying to them until they are satisfied. 100% works

>>40700294
Supermarket for tongue action

>>40700296
By ignoring them. Stop giving them fuel with attentionwhore posts like this faggot.

>>40699976
Cuteee what the heck

>>40700267
You'll need to fight and win against Gorimane.
Good luck.

>>40700130
Zetaxel is shit and so are you kys tourist retard

Machina has no dick because robots don't reproduce. He probably got like the barbie doll thing going on between his crotch

>>40700260
>Does cover visit /here/ to find out our demands?
If they were /here/ then EN3 should came out first

>>40700296
Impossible. But just wait until nijifags move on to new things, like they always do.

>>40700323
>>40700345
Oh the irony

Bettel...

>>40699349
Pizza Dad... why...

>>40700399
This is /mans/, retarded holobeggar esl

>>40700296
Personally i think the nijisisters are cute

>>40700375
I will throw hands with that monkey. She already took Axel

>>40700063
Vs managers
Hq vs A-chan, Nodoka, gori-mane and Shinove (just for the sake of anniversary he comes back for one stream)

Hq vs Kobo, Zeta, Kronii, Mori

Hq vs Council (4v4)

Hq vs Myth (4v4 Gura is dead anyway)

Hq vs their mamas would be cool

Hq vs girl_DM, rpr, Watamelon and shrek(calli) (4 5th member of tempus)

>>40697866
>kronie
I'm an auntie you retarded monkey

>>40700107
Yea lets get back the bettel ryona and deathrape leader. The normal stuff.

>>40700379
>tourist
>zetaxel
lemao go back to the catalog

>>40700480
isn't TF2 5v5 or am I misremembering?

magmites don't open

>>40700481
>a /stars/ tribalfag
nice try

I miss Vesper

>>40699976
Nowa-oji approves of this daughter.

>>40700681
*granddaughter

i'd give this man the sloppiest wettest leg trembling hands desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath "i can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting back arching edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spot tongue twisting around tip-tapping against mouth sideways licking spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face slower then faster then a little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra balancing golden light like a halo around the tip noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head

>>40700761
>then spit from the top
gross

Finished the MC VOD finally. He's not gonna collab with anyone outside of Tempus anytime soon, is he?

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

It's been 84 years...
I know it hasn't been that long but why does it feel like it has

>>40700903
I'll take every chance I get

>>40700903
No, I'm not gay, sorry anon.

I woke up feeling anxious but then reminded myself no matter how bad I fuck up, it won't be as bad as Bettel was yesterday. A surprisingly effect way of destressing.

>>40701012
Rude.

I MISS HAKKA

I MISS BETTEL

>>40700903
I'll kiss everyone else instead

>>40701012
Kek

>>40700903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHcKAx8T3MM&t=55s

>>40700063
>>40700480
I thought its just gonna be HQ with Vesper+Axel and Altare+Magni since its their anniv but yeah it was weird that they seem to be hiding the identity of the other party

>>40700903
His tummy yes
>inb4 lol Magni
Always had a midriff fetish and I'm glad I'm being validated for it

>>40700063
I was thinking the JP senpais, but does that even have any chances of happening?

>>40700063
It's almost certainly L2D HQ vs VG.

>>40701262
According to Axel "the stars are busy until the end of January" but I call bullshit since they are streaming so much still

>>40701012
kek

>>40700480
vs Nodoka, A-Chan, Shinove, YAGOO

>>40701342
Axel confirmed that's different

>>40700923
Imagine being a Vestie…

>>40696626
I like em big... I like em chunky

>>40701344
Yes, they are busy. Busy streaming.

Hakka sounds like a normie

>>40701419
you vesties are used to being ghosted though :(

>>40701381
Then the managers. Having Gorimane on stream was a testdrive. Everybody liked that.

>>40701471
That's just spic humor. They touch surface level stuff in a lot of things.

>>40700923
Same. I guess since we've watched so many new boys since he last streamed. Plus, he was being parasocial/triggering parasocial feels in his last two streams, between being moved to tears over a fan's labor of love and worrying about keeping our attention/us abandoning him after the new boys come out

>>40701481
Kek

>>40701481
It still hurts every time.

>>40701496
>Axel and Vesper finally lose their virginity on stream by double-teaming gorimane
Kino

>>40701496
Yes i wanna fuck gorimane's wrist

>>40701552
Axel wont share his gorimane

hate regis altare

>>40701524
Damn, really? He was the last person I'd ever associate with the word 'parasocial'.

fuck regis altare

>>40701524
his reaction to the bday special was so sweet dez wait a year ill learn how to make more games for you :(

>>40701604
I'm sure he and his group of friends have run a train on a girl a least once
He doesn't mind sharing if it's with the boys

>>40701481
they really are the chumbuds of stars...

>>40701263

>>40701524
>us abandoning him after the new boys come out
he knows the fans are whores that will chase the shiny, new and prettier boys

>>40700923
Same, fellow thirsty shriveled mag. bettel's pathetic twitter space made me miss Magni even more

>>40701636
rather than parasocial its more like magni has recently realised how much his magmites love him and now hes scared to lose it (he says it in a joking manner but its still true) :(

Ugh. I want to make healthy food for Bettel and clean his stupid messy room. I want to help out despite his vain delusions that he’s doing just fine. The clown would look so cute with a pout of disdain over coming to terms with the fact that having a nice girl around is actually improving his mood. Damn quickshot loser jester

So what's up with Altare? I can understand lessening collabs with the girls.. but the boys too? I want some Tempus kino every week you know.

Can someone edit the please be patient I have autism hat on Flayon?

Axel used to be active these hours on twitter...

>>40701815
I bet Shinri called him a leech. Shinri is a huge faggot behind the scenes. Fuck that guy

>>40701826
I'm on my phone gomen

>>40701803
2 Pumps

Anyone interested playing more garticphone? Thinking maybe 2 hours before the HQ group collab this week would be good?

>>40701906
God bless you anon.

>>40701769
>>40701747
I would never leave you Magni im happy to stay in your lab forever

>>40701815
He always disliked socializing, anon, and he's tired of collab beggars (doesn't matter who, beggars in general)

>>40701918
Hey! Have you tried visiting /soc/? I'm sure you'll enjoy it!

>>40701907
Magni was really disappointed by Bettel being a quick shot
Altare fucks him for hours

>>40701769
Magni's one of the most popular Tempus members. Even if a new gen were to be added, I'd still go back to watching HQ after a while. I don't think there'd be anything that would make me stop watching HQ, because they really are great entertainers. I hope he realizes that soon.

these menhera magmites . . .

>>40701978
Oh right. SEA hours schizo hours. I'll ask again later when the usual anons wake up

>>40699349
He did it!

>>40701815
Bros, watch the stream and you know he didn’t mean about the boys.
You think the Holostar, Regis Altare, who’s sad about soul-link, fight to have DRG perms to coop with the boys, bring back the Mario Party to Magni, try get the boys to FFXIV and MHW, is giving up?
The boys was busy lately so less HQ collabs is understandable. But I doubt Leader doesn’t want it or stop trying to make collabs. He enjoyed playing with them fan do too, unlike certain other fan.

https://twitter.com/twilightclipper/status/1612353126350352384
I watched the whole thing and didn't notice this happen. What the fuck that's cute

>>40702007
Bettel cumming too easily and being an embarrassed mess about it ToT

>>40702178
>spoiler
Now I don't give a shit about the fans because I don't give them unneeded attention, but are we getting another discord magmite situation?

Watching Ultimate Chicken Horse. I really want to support VG Tempus but their fujobaiting during dead air is really turning me off. A shame because I've been slowly warming up to Bettel and Hakka. I could see them becoming VG's version of Kintama Bros.

Calling them HQ instead of Tempus/the boys still feels weird

>>40702210
>Leader is awkward with physical affection
Just like me...

>>40702360
I wasn't around when the name was revealed but is it HQ as in headquarters or something else?

>>40702302
Give them time to get comfortable while streaming, the og boys also had bad moments at the start (ie axel with chat) and improved a lot in a few weeks

>>40702288
It’s weird that I don’t see anywhere except /here/ being confused about this stuff.

>>40702360
Well, all eight of them are now the boys.
>>40702394
Yes. HQ for Headquarters and VG for Vanguard.

all this leader is an introvert and a loner and socially reserved is just headcanon, he is a normalfag zoomer for 99%

>>40702210
It was so sudden too. He saw Altare's name in chat and immediately started looking around for him and as soon as he spotted Leader, he went in for a hug without question. Dingo loves his bros.

>>40702302
Yeah, still feels weird. It felt particularly odd during the time Hakka and Flayon went on about anime, while the other 2 were awkwardly left out, if I remember correctly. Them complimenting each other constantly felt weird too, but they'll get less awkward within a couple weeks.

Try to watch clips in the future, just to see how they're doing.

Magni 2.0, more like Magni early access

>>40702507
you on your own brother

>>40702475
Why cant we call the og tempus, base tempus and the new bois tempus DLC
I thinks its more funny that way

>>40702643
what about tempus 3?

>>40702643
We probably can, but the boys use HQ and Vanguard as well. It's convenient. And the lore is interesting for once.

>>40697476
Actually, I was expecting this guy to be cringe, but have mad respect for how he handles the whole persona - which is the hardest one so far.
As a Jester he has this pressure to be constantly funny, energetic and surprising. That's heck of a challenge to keep up. One can easily imagine that taking a toll on that poor fella. Yet, he really tries. I have no doubt he'll be the first one to experience severe burnout, but he really puts his heart into this character.
Respect for the little guy.

>>40702672
Tempus DLC Pack 2

good morning. I love my pathetic husband.

>>40702672
Tempus: the expansion
>>40702701
Its just a headcannon, but i will try to call them whatever i want to confuse people for the funneh

>>40702731
Women really watch two streams and go "yup, I have a new favorite"

>>40702727
Especially his voice, the way he manages to sound goofy in a way, despite a terrible fuck up is really cool.

>>40702288
The comments I saw on the VOD seemed supportive enough.

I saw someone acting like a Discmite in the replies to Vesper's recent tweets though, scolding Vesper and proclaiming their vast disappointment in an adult man having the audacity to get drunk and say big scary swear words on the internet

>>40701636
I don't know if it is really him being parasocial, but there are moments when he seems very personal and genuine. Like little cracks in his build up ego

>>40700903
Just kiss? I'd give him a tongue-bath. (I'm very gay)

>>40702783
Screenshot of the discmite? Have an alt account specifically to harass insufferable little bitches like them.

Guild Tempus will NEVER be senpais

>>40702916
Shut up omegay, they will have the kouhai-senpai dynamic with the bois and you cant stop shit

cute drunk whore

>>40700391
Just means you can add on your desired modification

I feel like HQ fans are in a toxic relationship with their oshis. Except for axelotls, their head are too empty to be menhera

Man, I've been catching up and literally every single tempus member has mentioned Magni in the past 2 days, he's really loved

>>40703043
t. discmite

Streams?

Axel plans on grabbing a little cheeky 11PM dinner?

>>40696544
>ate a cheeseburger on the bed
Real hasslehoff moment there

>>40702727
Not just a jester but also the leader of a group. I'd say he already did burnout last night but I hope he takes it as a wake up call to have more fun with it. I was also a bit weary pre-debut but from the collabs, I can see the potential. Just needs a bit more flexibility and loose contigency plans when something messes up but I understand last night was a culmination of stress and ungodly levels of anxiety.

>>40703093
Wait until night time PST, it's very important that everyone streams at the same time, please understand

>>40702866
They will just drag their heels even more that way, you are just giving them ammo.

>>40703078
he's the guild bicycle after all.

>ASMR voice
>giant tits
>giggles every two seconds
This is just male Fauna.

>>40703156
They'll whine about how the Tempus/holo/idol fanbase is toxic etc. which is annoying to look at.

>>40703078
Like Vesper said, he tries to be the bad boy of Tempus but behind closed doors, he's a really chill guy. And a part of this was on dislplay when Vesper visited him. I like to imagine he hung out with Altare after his crummy MC stream yesterday.

>>40703205
do we have any sapling overlap yet?

I can't tell if you guys are shitposting, Magni is definitely not worried at all about losing viewers lmao

>>40703330
Hopefully shitposting. He would probably be the least worried after Axel.

>>40703330
Shut up, Magni.

>>40703091
Magmites get berated, Altventurers are brainwashed and Vesties have daddyissues

I'm trying to like Flayon
but he's got a voice only ironic weebs can love.

>>40703212
Tsundere

>spoiler
I hope Altare got to release some frustrations with Magni.

>>40702643
Dog
https://youtu.be/2roJ2L5ITYM

>>40703404
woah you're very cool

>>40703391
Let me be emotionally abused by my oshi in peace

i keep relistening to bettels twitter space god hes really about to cry this will never get old

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1612764328964554752
leader is no longer his oshi. WHEN CAN ALTARE WIN

>>40703474
I already listened to it 4 times. How is it so good, fucking peak comedy.

>>40703511
No no no, "theoretical". Altare is still his irl oshi, right? Right??

>>40703531
thinking about how we were all collectively joking about him muting his mic AND THEN FINDING OUT HE ACTUALLY DID WHILE HES HYSTERICAL ABOUT IT
BEST fucking solo stream ever jesus christ

>>40703511
Leader lost to the clussy...

>>40703511
Wow. Magni was mostly right.

>>40703605
I mean, he's real and 2pump isn't.

>>40703511
2pumps is not real though.

>>40703620
I fear the defaultare

>>40703330
Membership stream before the debut. He said it in a joking tone, but there was definitely truth behind it because he's previously gone on rants about pushing himself too hard to level up his talents to catch up with others/not have someone overtake him because he slept on it. A previous rant was about, say, taking lunch breaks and someone outcompeting you because they skipped lunch. He said he's already in Holostars so he's not on the chopping block but still. Now that new boys have debuted, I see what that was referencing. Yeah, he's still a Holostar, but there is still competition from other Holostars and other streamers.

>>40703404
True

>>40703469
what's your problem, anon.

>>40703760
likewise

>>40703620
Vesper likes his men pathetic and vulnerable

>>40703760
stop talking to the trolling american, don't feed them attention

>>40703723
What about the baldtare?

>>40703787
Oh, okay.

>>40703791
Better
Him being bald makes it funny

>Magmites are worried about him losing viewers
honestly id be happy. Perfect time to get bandwagoners out of your chat.

>>40703782
Vesper keeps reaching new levels of hes just like me frfr with each passing day.

>>40703820
How about lamytare?

>shinri liking comments left behind on his mortuary assistant video
he LOVES us!!!

>>40696486
Bettel - Mr mime
Shinri - magikarp
Hakka - Giratina
Machina - Charmander

Altare - blue Pikachu
Magni - Muk
Noir - Zubat
Axel - Zaptos

Shitposting aside, I really like how actively Magni goes through his fanart tag and likes so many of them

>>40703894
>blue pikachu
marill?

>>40703212
>tried to be the bad boy of Tempus
I think this is because of his shady character lore/traits like "most likely to betray the guild." I think his torture bits are him trying to play up that fucked up mad scientist aspect of his character.

>>40703882
Oh god

>>40702151
Yeah, the dead hour between Shinri zatsu and Leader's stream should be your best bet kek
This timeslot is where the menheras hang out.

Is there a way to remove shorts from sub tab? Some chuubas keep pumping them out and it's clogging the sub feed.

>>40703963
>new ip
>advocating for /soc/ shit

>>40703987
Youtube polymer engine fixes for GreaseMonkey.

>>40703821
Idk if I'm exactly worried about him losing viewers, but him crying during the fangame made me feel some things, and then the (fun)posts about him being jealous during the other boys' debuts made me feel some different things...

>>40702151
I joined for the first time before vg debuts and it was fun! I'll definitely join again if I'm online

>>40703987
Yes, you unsub

>>40702151
ill be at work but i hope you have fun anon! this ones still my favorite

>>40702866
They replied to one of his tweets he made at the beginning of his drunk zatsu yesterday if you want to dig for it, but yeah, other people already sent a handful of "wtf, is he not allowed to get drunk?" replies to that person

>>40703990
Shut up new fag
Anyway, we should make a discord so we can always play garlic phone when we want

>>40704033
They took everything from him...

>>40703990
>>40704132
Drink sum milk and slep, anons.

>>40704132
Why don’t we have a discord? It’s hard to recognize people when everyone’s anonymous

>>40704008
Danke

we should make a discord tbqhbbqdesu

>>40704186
Didnt some of you niggas say you can recognize people by typing styles alone?

i thought i would hate flayon because of the model (that is NOT a shota. too old) and his voice, but god he's fun to watch. might have found my favorite if he keeps it up. crazy VA skills too.
why does he have so many waiting rooms up though

>>40704186
>>40703091

>>40704208
I wouldn’t mind, I’d love to meet some of the resident fujos

>>40704211
shinri made a ton and flayon probably thought its a good idea

>>40704211
>(that is NOT a shota. too old)
Which is better than shota

>>40703742
you are overthinking this

>>40704232
just follow them on twitter so we don't get /vg/ drama tier meltdowns bro and no i wont spoonfeed you

>>40704211
Shinri and Flayon organize their stuffs.

>>40704211
Right? The VA skills are really pulling me in.

>>40704232
same
we should add it to the OP too, so that we’ll know which one is the official /MANS/ discord

>discord
You niggas and your gay sekrit club shit

>>40703919
Azumarill fits perfectly
>blue
>rabbit
>complete psychopath with Huge Power+bellyjet

>>40704321
omg its ok we will make you mod anon

Making a discord feels a bit weird, I came here because it was anonymous, after all.

Yeah we should all gather in a nice little discord and never come back here again, all the people here are so mean to us discchads

Listened to Bettel's Twitter space for a moment. You can't make this shit up, I'm in stitches. I know he's been through a lot of tech issues, and I really hope he's not taking the whole thing too seriously. He's just like me fr fr

>>40704321
What’s wrong with discord?
It’s just a fun place to hang out, talk tempus and niji, and play some garlic phone when no stream is on

We still get raid…

we should make a nsfw tag for the boys too!!!

>>40704359
We've got Discmite and spreadsheet memes to uphold!

This discorg shit better be ironic or a falseflag

>>40704359
fucking newfags are trying to demonize us, even though we’ve known each other for a long time and have played games together forever, this is our general

>>40704366
It even happened at the exact same hour yesterday.