/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

What's up guys

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0hczPwSnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0hczPwSnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0hczPwSnM

Did moom fuck a JP?

Lah

>>40652713
how dogshit is haachamas luck is that she gets sick when half of EN is in town

Chinpo

Why are you settling for content creators when the idols are waiting for you? It's time to come home, EN man.

>>40652266
>No one falls for your deadbeat larp anymore

I love Mori!

i love towa

>>40652805
>deadbeats posting from the future

>>40652657
Me too!

50$ says JP is the first one to have a graduation this year. Anyone wanna take that bet?

>>40652791
she dodged a bullet, honestly.

>>40652805
You're not the first person to spend 40 bucks to shitpost

Ame can eat bread.

>>40652791
haachama doesnt hang out with anyone anyways and seldom offpakos with other JPs

>>40652805
since you're from september, can you tell us if EN3 debuted yet?

>>40652871
dont jinx it

>>40652791
Nightmarishly so. She also wanted to collab with Ame and that's when the coof got her.

>>40652805
As if we needed more proof that deadbeats are unironic dramafags and that we should've bullied them out of the internet

>>40652838
>American

>>40652353
>>40652391
>>40652402
>>40652422
thank you

Thoughts?

>>40652860
Why would JP have a graduation? JP is doing better than ever.

I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA BROS

>>40652929
why is the caution tape so small? The perspective makes my brain hort

>>40652871
>Ame was being poisoned by God-knows-what they put into American food nowadays
I feel like the implications of this revelation are massive

>40652805
Dear Lord, this tranny is at it again.

>>40652805
man, I don't care if you're a deadbeat or not, you're a pathetic faggot regardless of sharing a fanbase with me or not

>>40652975
She's defective, works on my body.

>>40652918
Further proof that Europeans are all shitposters and don't deserve European holos
We should've bullied them off the Earth years ago

>>40652975
>The NA girls are constantly getting sick because of the actual poison they are eating

>>40653029
the only good EN is european though.

>>40652871
She can eat my doughy semen

>>40652871
I always thought people calling American bread inedible were exaggerating...
Now I am wondering if Kiara could feed her Austrian bread without her tummy acting up.

>>40652871
It would be in her best interest if she stopped. The universe is cruel and it shall correct this oversight, whether it be lenient or harsh, there will be a consequence.

>>40652657

>>40652999
>>40652805
here anon, it seems like you mistyped your quote arrows

>>40652929
My very small wife

>>40652805
Deadbeats can never rehabilitate their image because the truth is that they're pieces of shit just like their boy.

>>40652872
anon Kiara literally wanted to go out with Haachama.

>>40652871

https://files.catbox.moe/zr1qhc.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/zr1qhc.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/zr1qhc.mp3
Feels ahead

>>40653029
jokes on you theres like a 90% chance you´re a bastardized european especially if you´re a mutt

>>40652799
>Laplus
rumao

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1612520233235017728
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1612520233235017728
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1612520233235017728
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1612520233235017728
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1612520233235017728
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1612520233235017728
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1612520233235017728

>>40653118
why do anons care about thread reputation so much?

>>40653144
what about her?

New final yab for you guys
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/733558071872520192

>>40652933
Because they have Laplus which is where I'm betting all my money on

>>40653118
Stop larping, deadbeat

>>40653068
Probably , central european bread is unrionically very good fresh and tasty, no idea what murricans do to their bread though

>>40652952
Would you drink Pekora koolaid?

Will we ever see her again?

Seriously does this faggot expect people to go
>oh my god this guy samefagged 507 times i HATE JP/EN NOW TIME TO JOIN THE CONSOLE WAR. I was not feeling it on his 506th attempt but now? Now im with it!
Clearly he KNOWS his samefagging is obvious

>>40653178
ISRAEL

>>40653179
Why would a HoloX ever quit? They have the most privileged position in the entire company.

I now remember Squeak Squad using the Halberd map theme as an opener for The Legendary Air Ride Machine and how well they worked together.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a4_bbhDOT3k

Please tweet fauna…

>>40653178
deepl isn't helping....

I liked playing as the ally whenever I played Kirby Super Star with my cousins, but they were utter shit at the game so I had to play as Kirby more often than not.

>>40653178
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh deepL didn't change it either

Did Yagoo get hacked?

Just finished watching HotDog collab, man, that was fucking cute...

>>40653245
It all hinges on what else バイブ "vibe" could mean

oh Sora practiced her singing earlier, I almost missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yYB-3kNV94

>>40653118
I hate you as much as I hate the guy posting that shit, don't worry
while you two keep trying to incite your endless dick measuring contest my oshi is actually making the girls meet each other and spend fun time together

>>40653272
proofs?

>>40653261
same desu

>>40653237
Well you clearly haven't been the news with Laplus

>>40653237
Lapu blew up her fanbase for RM side and then blew up her RM side for menhera

>>40653210
He expects newfags to fall for it because they usually do. He hasn't figured out all the newfags are in the catalog these days.

>>40653178
????????

>>40652860
EN has two definite contenders tho.
Gura and that spic in the new tempus gen.
Gura mainly because she seems to have hit a crisis point in regards to her mental health.
The spic because he's made a few comments that are deffo spicy if you know anything about central and south american drug cartel "culture"
I doubt he was involved in drug smuggling, but he's definitely been around people who either were or wish they were.

>>40653178
Maybe the foot massager thing

Will Koyori talk about Ame's birthday tonight?

>>40653178
Okay, but how big is it exactly?

>>40653166
I politely ask deadbeats to leave and use their split because they're all low-quality shitbirds like Sinderella Man up there, and deadbeats flip out and insist that they're not the problem. Time and time again they prove how worthless they are and I never feel bad about making the thread worse when they're here.

>>40652975
There's no implications. It's well known to be a problem.
Problem is nobody in NA can make money off of fixing these issues so they go unfixed.

>>40653178

>>40653316
go the fuck back

>>40653342
kinda based

>>40653178
Who is he bringing it for?

>>40653342
do you feel like you've made a difference?

>>40653281
Fantastic setlist and powerful performance.
I'm not a fan of the first Sakurabito but the rest are gold

>>40653178
What the fuck did he mean by this?

>>40653178
no...

https://www.amazon.com/Massager-Percussion-Handheld-Portable-Brushless/dp/B083BY3B2T

is he talking about one of these weird things people take with them every where?

I think Towa

How do we increase Mel's IQ?

it's just an htc vive

>>40653178
How the fuck am I not seeing this on his timeline?
https://twitter.com/tanigox/with_replies
Am I blind?

>>40653464
Shrink her titties.

>>40653462

>>40653481
>May 20, 2016

>>40653178
It was actually the first iteration of Robocco which included physical hardware

>>40653481
>2016
READ NIGGA READ

Why do you still post here if you don't even like or watch vtubers anymore?

Venomous Mass

>>40653178
Is bulging business bag a euphemism for his dick?

>>40653342
Ogey. I'm still going to be here when I feel like it though.

>>40652872
??? Kiara had a plan with her before she got sick.

Are they...? You know...?

>>40653118
>image
3/4 of this board would have been forced into a mental institute 50 years ago, some even beat to death and starved off for fun.
The other 1/4 are Towa's private army.

>>40653410
There are two deadbeats that noticeably do not post here anymore. It's a very slow process, but nobody wants to spend time in a place where people are hostile toward them.

>>40652777
No, but I bet she gave Noel some tips on how to rape shotas and get away scott free.

>>40653481
It's a real old post
>>40653416
I legit might have posted this here for someone to give me some context ._.

>>40653539
In love with Towa? Absolutely

So, what's going on with Lamy?

MEL YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME MERUUUUUUUUU

>>40653516
These people started enjoying shitposting more than they enjoyed vtubers, so… yeah, we are suffering because some fucking manchild cant find a new hobby

>>40653513
shut the fuck up deadbeat

>>40653568
Alcoholism

Hello I am Mori Calliope and I'm here to laugh at KFPutos because I got to taste Kiara's butt sweat from my chair and they didn't

>>40653581
does she realize there's a timer?

>>40653410
Teah

>>40653565
CouncilRyS loves Towa! And Towa loves them!

i love love love roboco

>>40653539
The straightest ENs? No, that's Fauna. They are close tho.

I wonder how sore Korone's jaw is right now

>>40653539
irys wants to kiss bae but bae's straight and dumb and needs to be manhandled by irys to understand but irys is too scared to initiate
so theyre basically stuck in an eternal purgatory of "can we be more than best friends"

>>40653568
Her boobs are too big

>>40653359
Huh?

Inner soon

>>40653516
Of course I like and watch vtubers. However, I will never watch your homos and I won’t spend money where Yagoo can tax it for more of them.

>>40653603
Damn, pretty fucked up thing to gloat about extremely real member of Hololive English, Calliope Mori

>>40653342
I know you spent $40 to shitpost like that other guy did a few months ago and want some results, but this is sad.

>>40653603
>KFPutos
¡Ay, caramba!

>>40653485
Don't do this, convert more of her IQ to titties

How do you think the throat hort arc will play out in 2023?

>>40653178
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

>>40653647
There are like four couples in hololive that could be real if one of them grew some fucking nuts for a day

[Kaela News] Kaela is now an extrovert!

ok but what did she mean by this

>>40653551
Wow deadbeats are your oshi.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Anya is neat!

>>40653711
with access to Japan increasing, more and more girls will come to deepthroat me, thus accelerating the process.

>>40653748
Towa...

Are all deadbeats black?

>>40653737
I want to be raped by Mori.

>>40653516
I do still like and watch vtubers but I'm growing disgruntled with the quality.

I unironically want to start a bandwagon against hololive so that they're forced to improve. Then again at this point the only worst thing they can do is invite a MTF tranny into EN 3

>>40653670
Get that cock out of your mind, anon.

>>40653178
>>40653267
>>40653279
>>40653245
バイブ = HTC VIVE

>>40653773
No they are all white, pic related is real>>40653520

>>40653737
Mori is bisexual

>>40653773
No most of us are white.

>>40653539
talking meat that exists to serve my penis? yes

>>40653647
Poor IRyS being teased by those squishy rat thighs with no payoff...

>>40653818
Makes sense

>>40653647
But IRyS is more straight than Bae. I've seen straight people gayer than her.

>>40653773
WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIEEET

>>40653838

>>40653661
I want inner now though...

>>40653539
Well Irys did fell her up a bit when they were drunk.

Mel should not make a career out of voice acting

>>40653516
My Ina was cuter than usual yesterday and I suspect she may be even cuter today.

>>40653737
She needs a leash.

>>40653879
I do not like this post. Its smug aura mocks me.

>>40653739
Deadbeats' oshi is spite

>>40653896
irys doesnt know what she is because shes a shut in smelly hikki loser who has no friends

>>40653819
>>40653826
Explain this

>>40653316
If Gura wanted to graduate she would've done it instead of announcing a break. She's more likely going for the Aqua/Ayame route. People said the same thing about Ina.
>Homofag
off topic but I'm kinda curious about the whole drug cartel thing. So far he seems like a total faggot and even the sisters absolutely despise him.

Anyone else wonder why Kiara doesn't put half as much effort in to getting along with ENs as she does getting along to JPs?

Man, metaknight's the coolest

>>40653942
ENs aren't really worth any effort.

>>40653930
>>40653925
wtf goombuh I knew you hated each other but damn

>>40653930
Now that's rich

>>40653178
>2016 tweet
>all the replies are within an hour
embarassing

>>40653942
ENs smell like shit

>>40653942
Perhaps it has something to do with them all being active at 3AM in her time zone

>>40653919
GIWTWM

test

>>40653942
She did it once, never again

>>40653930
watamote got pretty gay

>>40653931
That's why I said most, some other types of deadbeat also exist.

nin nin

>>40653930
Hikki's don't leave their home anon. IRyS does. She isn't even a NEET, because she earns lots of money by being in Hololive.

>>40653930
Goomba, you can't even leave your house because the mold devoured the door....

>>40653551
nigga...

>>40654020
My dick

>>40653896
>walks around town clinging to bae's hand
>eats out of her hotpot
>eats off her plate
>molests her thighs under the excuse of alcohol

Why does Mel stream Kirby until 4 in the morning?

Mel did it

>>40654027
I wouldn't call Tomoko a hikki.

>>40653919
Kiara negro you retard, it's gonna rape you

>>40653942

>>40653516
People reply to bait too easily here, it’s open season on all (You)heads

>>40654022
Stop ban evading.

>>40653942
I hate you all. Kiara tried so hard to make this kind of atmosphere happen with the EN girls it nearly broke her and everyone here hated her for it and seethed where she could see the comments until she stopped.

>1 Second left
CUTTING IT CLOSE MEL

>>40653950
I like how Meta Knight throwing you a Sword is his Trademark and him not doing it in his Boss fight in Amazing Mirror tips you off that it's not actually Meta Knight.

>>40654057
Anon, it's called being a Japanese woman.

>>40654093
She'll rape her back in protest.

>>40653670
>>40653789
Unironic mental illness.

>>40653539
They will be more bold once it's just the two of them.

>>40652860
Noel or Flare

I wonder how barfy an irl gourmet race would be

>>40653942
She tried that for months and all it ever got her was an empty inbox and shit from the other girls' fans.

>>40653924
you've been literally stuck doing the same shit, coming up to three years now, because you feel spiteful over them liking a girl
your description applies to you, solely

>>40653940
I think the cartel thing is mainly stemming from that spanish tweet of his that got ironmouses panties wet.
Its a phrase mainly used by low level drug peddlers, gang bangers and people who wish they were in a cartel. It effectively means "I'm better than everyone around me"
It's not the sort of phrase anyone outside those circles would consider using because it's considered low class, think if your average american started talking in ebonics.

Does this mean he's a cartel member or something? Nah highly unlikely.
But it's likely he's hung around people who sling drugs and wish they were in a cartel and done so long enough to start speaking like them.
What kind of yab could this lead to? Well nips are hyper opposed to narcotics. And he's almost certainly done drugs and lived in an environment where they're pretty normalised. All he has to do is mention the time he did some marching powder and once the japs realise what he's said he's out.

Kaela gives Forager a 69/10

>>40653919
Hot

>>40654041
a hikki is not a neet, ina self identifies as a hikkikomori

>>40654175
Japanese women are fucking gay

Kaela needs a slutty street-wear outfit

>>40654228
eat a bullet, homobeggar

>>40654268
Fuck her, she leaves her house all the time and spent an entire vacation and she calls herself a hikki? I have mental illnesses she cannot begin to imagine.

Meru won!

>>40653950
Meta Knight is only moderately cool

>>40654228
Offtopic but still funny

>>40654272
Wait until you hear about skinship

Kaela is the official game reviewer vtuber of Hololive now

wasn't Ina going to stream Pokemon today?

Is Laplus really going to... you know...

Elapproved!

>>40654333
>trips
o-okay...

You are now Mumei manually

>>40654405
NO

>>40654324
>she leaves her house all the time and spent an entire vacation
Anon, a doctor told her to do that because her hikki life was causing health issues

Gura cute Gura cute!

I know Kiara is having a good time, but are shitposters really trying to gaslight the fact that Kiara has great chemistry with basically everyone in EN, praised them for how quick they were with the EN calendar and had planned multiple EN collabs, that unfortunately couldn't happen because Kiara got sick?

>>40654324
ina had to be told to leave her house by primary doctor

>>40654324
>MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURS

>>40654421
I bet she went outside to visit that doctor. I'm undiagnosed, bitch.

I am bored. Post lewds

I miss Ela...

>>40654324
>the strongest undiagnosed schizophrenic vs. the weakest hikikomori

>>40654476
Get some help

>>40654453
Yes.

>>40654149
Kiara was overbearing and was afraid of silence. She also has little in common with North Americans.

>>40654502

Would you accept another EN gen if it didn't have any w*stoid members?

>>40654452
Why is it so long???

>>40653942
good bait. have a (you).

>>40654453
Yes

>Kiara collab yesterday had 36k viewers
>Kiara collab today had 15k+ viewers
I think it's safe to say Kiara is the biggest EN right now, at least untill Gura returns

I like Mel.

>>40654534
At this point I would accept another EN gen if it was 5 clones of Towa

>>40654516
that’s why EN doesn’t have that kind of atmosphere.

>>40654549
gura is the runt of EN. why would she make a difference?

>>40654537

>>40654549
she's the biggest in all the right places

>>40654550
proof?

Kiara is closer to being a Japanese person than being an American

>>40654549
Kiara isn't fat. Korone said she has a perfect body

>>40654549
>Kiara collab yesterday had 36k viewers
by the same logic Mori had like 41k viewers two weeks ago

>Kiara = Hololive, but English
>The rest of EN = "Hololive"
This seem accurate?

>>40654586
Post the other version.

>>40654225
I wonder if he looks at that overhead beam and stool and wonders if it's worth it everytime mori streams and sees what he does means nothing.

>>40654583
Yeah but I think it's cute how she bought a Blahaj for every 100k subscribers, it really shows how she appreciated her fans and it was really cute.

>>40654636
No, they're all Hololive

>>40654225
Deadbeats' goal in life is to own the haters and doubters, but they were unable to achieve that so they try to do it vicariously through Mori. They will excuse every nasty action and poor decision that comes from her because it's a way to stick it to the non-believers. Deadbeats don't like Hololive or vtubers, they just like the rush of seeing Mori ahead of other HoloEN girls in at least one metric.

>>40654636
Pretty much

>>40654324
Women have less than 50 friends and say like "I'm introverted and have a hard time making friends lol"

>>40654405

>>40654675
Calm down, Archer

Lapsama my friend

>>40654636
yeah
Kiara feels like a more traditional Hololive, in a good way
the other feel like leaning more into Vshojo type culture

>>40654609
>5,704 miles from austria to japan
>5,198 miles from austria to america
You are full of shit

>>40654324
Ok but Ame suffered the most.

>>40654675
I like to peddle rrats as well, but don't get high on your own supply.

>>40653722
Yeah, me and Marine, me and Lui, me and Moona, and me and Towa.

>>40654733
im pretty sure that just depends on which direction you are flying in

>>40654763
anon i think these are just holos you want to fuck

>>40654780

>>40654763
I’m trying to place this one, maybe Lamy but the eigo is far too fluent

>>40654733
did you measure from here or here?

>>40654794
Nah he said Towa

>>40654733
The jet stream makes it so she arrives at Japan faster

>>40654794
I genuinely think that Lui is a nice person and would happily marry her.

>>40654774
>which direction you are flying in
they're both going up

>>40654819
who doesn't want to fuck towa

>>40654636
She's not even my oshi but she's absolutely crushing it and I hope more ENs will follow her example.
Both when it comes to work ethic and attitude towards her fans and Hololive.

>>40654834
rrat

Has a holo played Kirby and the amazing mirror yet?

Are you ever just watching a Mel stream and you're like, "wow, this woman lawyered up to deal with a workplace sexual harassment case and won"?

>>40654834
Same desu

>>40654880
I usually just get distracted by her cute voice and her jugs.

>>40654901
shorter

>>40653089
Just because I love Ina doesn't mean I'm in love with Ina. That's just silly, right? haha, unless...

I feel like the easiest way to describe it would be like this
Imagine there's a popular fast food place, they are popular for their burgers, they are literally perfect
They open a new one close to you, so you decide to try it out, they have 10 different burgers, all of them low quality except one
and not only that, but some of those low quality burgers come with pickles, even if you didn't want pickles they are forcing it on you

>>40654834
How do we convince Louis to marry a kind overseas viewer?

>>40654880
It was Mels fault for being so rapeable

>>40654932
Wouldn't take much

>>40654835
thats not how it works and you and i both know it

Ina frame doko?

>>40654549
>36k
Marine can get those views with a regular zatsu
>15k
And that's pretty low for a Korone offcollab
Also lol at KFP for trying to claim these as Kiara's accomplishments.

>>40654964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC3rKsf5gFU

>>40654675
Your obsession with deadbeats is creepy

>>40654880
No I think about other things that kind of bum me out but I also kind of understand and there is nothing I can do other than having hope

>>40654932
I've been learning Japanese. One day I'll visit Japan and fate will bring us together in a random bar. Not only am I gaijin, but I'm white English with a proper English accent. She doesn't stand a chance.

>>40654963
???

>>40654780
GOTDAMN

>>40654927
We already decided that we like pickles here, stop asking.

>>40654675
what can even prove this kind of insanity wrong?
the conventions full of deadbeats even when it's other girls attending them
deadbeats holding a ton of other holo merch?
deadbeats constantly popping up in other holo chats, supporting them with donations and memberships
deadbeats constantly involved in projects aiming to do something nice for the girls?
deadbeats pushing Mori towards fixing and reinforcing her relations with other Holos?

you're starting reality in the face and saying something completely opposing it to continue fighting an imaginary war
don't you feel that's a pathetic way to live?

>>40654977
>kfp
Stop being so obvious retard.

stop with the confused sharks already, holy shit.

can you guys not make posts longer than 25 words it gets hard to read

where is gura

>>40655043
>we like pickles now all of a sudden

>>40654997
I guess fans do take after their oshi. Deadbeats got a hater that's completely obsessed with them.

>>40655071

>>40655071
え?何で?

>>40655088
k

>>40654927
I guess it's time

>>40654964
I devoured it.

>>40654615
>isn't fat
>perfect body

>>40654933
Anon, that kind of victim blaming rhetoric isn't appropriate. Mel can't help being as cute and helpless sounding as she is. You should want to love and support a girl like Mel when you see her, not cause her harm.

nice thread

>>40655132
fat fuck. spit it out

Who is the Reimari of Holo?

>>40655043
some of us like pickles, but most don't
we were happy when the owners weren't forcing us to eat pickles, when we could just ask them to not put them
but now they are doing it again, they are putting pickles on their two very popular burgers

>>40655071
huh? gwuh?

>>40655146
I want bash your skull against a wall

I think mori should rim kiaras asshole

>>40655132
This except the topic of the conversation is Marine's asshole.

I miss Gura

>>40655095
>all of a sudden

>>40654880
No I usually think about her tits and how cute she is

>>40655071
啊,为什么?

>>40655146
אונס

>>40655071
Better?

>>40655182(me)
Why did I forget to type a single word
Now I am going to get bullied

if gura graduates would you still go to her stream?

>>40655071
لماذا؟

Why are most girls in Hololive such glass cannons?

>>40655088
a

>>40655240
What stream

>>40655019

>>40655071
ɯǝ ʇnoqɐ ʇɐɥʍ

Fauna status? Is she back home? What has she been doing? When is she streaming again? Did she sex Mumei yet?

>>40655263
prison gay is very powerful of wanting the fuck but not actually putting out save for a few holos

>>40655071
hmm?

>>40655271

>>40655165
no

How confused can a shark even get?

What if the pickle consents tho?

fug

>>40653942
She REALLY tried with Rust and no one answered her calls, besides Ame once

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

>>40655220
tell me where is gura, for i much desire to speak with her

>>40655088
towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa

Why isn't Morina a bigger thing?

>>40655299
what did he mean by this

>>40655146
Rape

>>40655341