/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40627668
after sobriety of several months i've binged on vt to distract myself from current creative impasse

I don't care about male collabs I just write false flag seething about them on both sides to deepen the collective mental illness of the most emotionally vulnerable people in the fandom

>>40627668
>a whore is dressed as a nun
Why is it such a common trope?

>>40627668
I want to change my life and find a job but I don't know where to start. I don't have any connections or friends I can confide with. I have no prior experience and I dropped out of college after my first year.
I am a failure in life.
I promised myself I'd make 2023 my year, the better year and yet, 9 days in, nothing has changed. I don't even feel like watching steams anymore.

>>40627668
I confess: Ame is cute!

>>40627899
it's hot

>>40627668
I wish Tempus, Yagoo and every chuuba who collabs with men had but a single neck so I could choke the life out of them. I've never seen a culture go from pure gold to absolute shit so fast, and with clear names attached. Usually it takes at least decades.

I really hate what vtubing has become, and think we should take drastic actions to save it in the grand old tradition of the Internet.

>>40628254
gura...

>>40627668
I don't anti anyone, but I shitpost as if I do because it's funny to me. I'm a chumbud btw.

>>40627668
tempus snapped me out of my 2 year doldrum of watching cute girls do essentially nothing and ive reconnected with friends and started to enjoy playing vidya again over the last 6 months. i still watch a stream now and again but its no where near religiously as it once was.

I have never watch lolicon hentai until Gura came into my life. Nowadays my preference for porn has become, flat, short, young.

I fucking hate HoloEN and all of you niggers who watch them

why does everyone in this fucking board eat bait like its a buffet? i admit to making bait threads since its so easy to reel in dramafags.

>>40629057
because it's funny

>>40627668
tempus and EN shit has me schizoing out more than a vtuber agency in nipland should. i just want streams to be fun again like back then and not fight some weird cultural fan war over homo this and laziness that and fuss over fucking stupid ass talent and suit decisions. when i come back from work i want to look forward to three hours of stream and say 'oho it's the funny shark', or anyone else from myth and council too, and all is well. but that's not possible anymore and yet i still visit /here/ everyday

>>40628254
that's not a conversation but do go on

>>40629087
Being a Hololive fan has become an unrewarding, painful experience full of fear when you just worry about the next batch of bullshit. You know it's coming, but you don't know when or what it is.

>>40629245
Why do you worry about what's coming? Why not just enjoy what you have right now?

>>40627737
If this is true, you are a real fucking scumbag.

>>40628254
The only neck you ought choke to death is your own.

>>40627737
You're like a female Arthur Fleck

>>40629087
Here we see a unicorn coming to realize how pointless and mind-numbing his shitposting really is.

Thanks for finally understanding what every normal fan here has had to put up with for months now.

>>40629281
>Why not just enjoy what you have right now?
You mean shit? Tempus killed HoloEN.

>>40629362
Fujo fuck off.

>>40627737
same

>>40629487
>Cock obsessed anon

>>40627737
my god same

>>40627668
>>40627737
I take sides on either hating the stars or hating the holos purely for the (you)'s in reality I watch both I also am a rrat peddler

>>40627668
>"Oh fook me, Sister Amelia! It's hard for a priest to uphold the vow of celibacy with you going around the convent like that..."

>>40630623
it'll be even tougher when she gets promoted to vicar

>>40628254
You are a whiny nerd posting on 4 chan, Yagoo would slap you around until you cry.

>>40628152
Go look for government jobs and keep applying. They're the best for someone getting on their feet since they guarantee more things. Maybe dedicate 1-2 hrs looking at non-govt local listings just in case. You can do this while having a stream in the background if it helps.
Don't let anyone get you down, millions of people are in your same predicament everyday, even people who have significant qualifications and experience. World is just that kind of place.
Keep your chin up, I'm rooting for you.

>>40627737
Same, I watch 3 of the tempus guys fairly often but I make anti posts on the catalog every other day because I think it's funny

>>40629087
>i want to look forward to three hours of stream and say 'oho it's the funny shark'
You can't because the funny shark has stopped streaming, what does that have to do with tempiss chumnigger

>>40630738
>"Oh feck me, Vicar! Something's a bit different about you today... Did you change your hair???"

>>40627737
I take the unicorns side on 90% of the male collab yabs and falseflag as thread regulars by stealing their images, even though I only watch one girl.
I fight for the prolonged survival of Vtubing as we know it

>>40627668
I hate hololive English. Everything about it is cancer. Work culture, fan interaction, music, streams.
HoloJP is the way.

i don't even watch vtubers

>>40629087
Unironically go back and never return here, you would be happier.

>>40627737
my brother in falseflagging
it's so fucking enjoyable when i get the (you)s
euphoric, even

I spend most of my time on the catalog, Phase, Prism and kawaii generals the most because they always have funny drama going on
Seeing the downfall of HoloEN as someone that dropped them more than over a year ago is so satisfying bros,

>Be me 23
>Discover escort site
>Find mature BBW escort
>Shes kinda cold but is beautiful
>Let me fuck her and suck her tits til I cum on her tits
>Finish and leave
Fast forward a year I see her once or twice a month for till 2018
>One night she let's me raw dog
Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Tell her I love her
Oh nooooo
> Tells me get dressed and leave
> Get a txt the next day if I want to keep seeing her I have to send money to her PayPal account
> Send her money
I'm a cuck oh well
> See her again
>She acts like nothing happened
> Finish and leave feeling satisfied but empty
This has been my life since 2018

>>40633303
vtubing in a nutshell

I never really shitpost/shit talk another streamer and come to the site to only talk about my Oshi and read garbage, but lately I've joined in on dogpiling Ina and Gura. For some reason the idea people are still willing to give a shit ton of money to two people who don't work or even communicate info on what's happening (to a very light degree) or when exactly they'll be back is irritating as fuck.
I know part of the reason is because my Oshi is very communicative and shr has a lot less in terms of viewership and it pusses me off that 2 people who obviously don't care about streaming as their job so easily stomp her.

>>40627668
>Confess
no

>>40627668
I gave my life. Not for honor, but for her...

>>40627668

vtuber fan discord mods are the biggest losers I've met and talked with.

>>40627668
I skipped Ame's merch this year.

>>40627737
based and same, let this place burn to the ground

I tried to fuck the Gura cake and left a bad review.

First, lets look at the packaging. This is the Shark-girl Idol of Hololive EN, jumping and heating up the audience as she reaches the song’s climax. She has plenty of energy and one can tell she’s gonna make the party last all night!
Gura Can is a rather typical small-sized cake, measuring 135mm in length and just shy of 300g in weight. It’s closed-ended, has as good as no smell upon opening.

The internal structure is so complex and diverse, like wow. They crammed as much stuff as they could there, a chaotic maze of bumps and crevices, it’s like a swiss clockwork machinery. I’m not really sure about the idol theme there, this could totally be “mad steampunk engineer” depiction.
And indeed, uuuoooohh gosh that little cake packs a punch, the glans are attacked from all sides by structures never-fucked-before, screaming in utter confusion as this doesn’t feel like anything remotely organic.
It must be remarked tho that Gura Can has no suction chamber, so it’s not as “wrapping-squeezing” as one could wish for. It’s a wacky experience, but with no risk on the user’s sanity.

My main issue with this cake is that the tunnel just feels… Holo. Like, it doesn’t hug your penis, it feels very stiff, like you’re sliding in and out but it doesn’t move around you, making the sensation feel dull after a little bit.
Conclusion, This is not one of the best I have tried, but it is still an Ok product. If you’re fan of Gura, perhaps you can give it a try, but in my opinion, there are way better out there for the same price and same overall quality.

>>40627668
I only gosling for girls that don't do GFE, because it feels much more genuine when they're just being themselves. In fact, GFE does nothing for me, because it makes me so aware that I am being sold a product, alongside who knows how many other men.

>>40627899
Because nuns only do anal

>>40627668
Ame as a nun is so cute. We really need more nun art.

>>40627668
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and tell myself that I'm going to stop anti-ing (because deep down I don't even hate any vtubers). But I still end up doing it anyway, usually out of jealousy. I keep telling myself I won't do it again, but I don't know how to stop.

>>40627668
I think Ame should offcollab with all 8 Tempus members.

>>40627668
I use to be a big Kiara anti, now she's almost my oshi. I'm so sorry.

I’m obsessed with the “yeah me” meme. So much so I scour threads just for opportunities to post it like a fucking autist

i said i would cut my drinking down to once a month this year after the 1st but i couldn't even last a week

I haven't told my parents that I've dropped out of college and I'm desperately trying to get a help desk/tech support job before I tell them

>>40648318
Same. The Seething in this board just makes me go crazy.
I don’t even hate Gura, just the anons on this board.

>>40627668
I haven't watched your birthday stream.

>been around both incels and femcels
>Don't really get along with either (but to be fair im a literal nutcase and prefer to be alone most of the time anyways)
>somehow the latter is more obnoxious than the former
I'm sure it's me being biased more than anything but femcels or whatever feel like absolute if I'm forced to be around them. It's like they just hate you for existing and start seething about men even if they don't anything negative or start sperging about muh men deserve to die. Somehow being around a guy doing the same thing, while being just as annoying still doesn't feel anywhere as bad. Hell, even dealing with average or Stacy looking woman who's a sociopathic cunt is somehow less bad than femcels

>>40651247
That's not very nice
Unless you didn't watch because you couldn't

>>40627668
I watched tempus debut and liked it, its the bro friends i never had

Kobo disgusts me and I hope every single day for the official hololive twitter account to announce her graduation due to whatever reason. Anything.

>>40627737
Uhh, based?

>>40627668
I think I'll never love anyone like I loved Kronii before the yab. I wish it never happened.

>>40633303
This is why a prostitute is never gonna have my v-card

>>40627737
Based I do the same thing

>>40627668
I AM A IMOUTO LOVER AND PROUD

>>40627737
Bases

ever since IRyS 2.0, i felt like im not worthy to jack off to her lewds anymore so i started working out

>>40627668
I actively shill chuubas I fucking hate

>>40627737
Simultaneously retarded and mega-based

>>40627668
I want more hags because I want to feel young by comparison.

>>40649550
Funny, she used to be my almost-oshi around debut, easily my number 2 most watched for most of ENs existence. But then when orange woman good thing began earlier this year, or maybe rather the "all non-Kiara women bad", smug Kiara posters made me dislike her automatically. I feel sorry about it though, I know Kiara has done nothing wrong.
>>40648318
Are you me? It's too easy to give in and get herded along by the collective despair of your fellow down in the gutters nobodies.

>>40649819
Based. Easily the best thing to come out of /here/.

>>40649922
You could just tell them and include the desperately trying to get a job bit

>>40627668
I have finally turned into an anti. God forgive me.

I want to marry her I'll even master the arts of baking Japanese bread to keep her tummy full and pain free. AME I KNOW YOU READ VT PLEASE MARRY ME PLEASE ILL BE YOUR HOUSE SLAVE IF I HAVE TO PLEASE RESPOND.

>>40654154
Same. I can enjoy every aspect of a chuuba, but if it is at any point hinted at that they are younger than me I immediately lose interest.

i love tokoyami towa

I love babinikus and want to post more about them.

I've dreamt about Towa twice already

>>40627668
I enjoy clips from HomoTempus gen 1, I can't stand gen 2 thoo.

>>40627668
I must confess I have a strong desire to have Fauna give me a hand job while I suck on her tits, she'll also say very encouraging things as well
>Oh my anon your cocks so hard for mommy today
>Your my big strong viral sappling
>Now make sure you give me all your seed my favorite little sappling
And after I shoot my fucking load all over she'll tell me
>My oh my you really did give me all your seed you did so well for mommy my strong little sappling mommy loves you very much now rest your head in mommies lap and take a well deserved nap

>>40630843
This happened to me. Had to go to government unfortunately but they pay me decent and give me such great benefits and holidays off. Maybe I can use my degree better in the future but for a first job this isn't bad at all. You can do much worse

>>40655135
bro...

>>40628254
>Fat faggot wishes it was just one neck because he can’t even stand up and wring multiple with his ham hands
Heh

I have severe and terminal yellow fever

>>40655191
Yeah same bro. Which is harder for me to accept since I'm already 31

>>40655845
I read all that in her voice fuuuuuuuck....

>>40653672
>I wish it never happened
That's a monkeypaw wish. If it wasn't that exact yab at that exact moment, a different one could still happen down the line.
What you should wish for is that Kronii wasn't the kind of retard who would pull the shit that she pulled.

>>40627668
Meidos took the side of antis instead of vtuber fans and it pissed me off

>>40627668
I haven't watched any vtuber related content since November. I only come here now to check and see if anything crazy has happened.

>>40627668
One of the things I hope to accomplish by making it into Holostars EN (Tempus?) gen 3 is meeting and dating my oshi and eventually moving to Japan and marrying her.

>>40656463
Nothing wrong with having a preference so long as you aren't a creep about it. I also suffer from this incurable disease.

>>40658496
im not a weird fetishist about it but i think most people would probably call me that regardless. white guys with asian women must be the most scrutinized interracial pairing

I fap to vtuber porn fantasizing about being the chuubas.
Every week or so, I pick up a new girl, watch her clips a bit to get a feel for her psyche, and then self-insert while looking at porn of her.
Last time I watched any content of any chuuba for other reason than this was in September.

>>40658588
>white guys with asian women must be the most scrutinized interracial pairing
By thin-wristed nerds online, yeah. Nobody worth paying attention to in real life cares. Just don’t date a girl and let your #1 reason for doing so be “she’s East Asian”

>>40654035
Same. I will never post about a chuuba that I like and have anons here discuss her

>>40628254
Well if you want to solve all your problems by strangling just ONE (1) neck, you could try your own neck.

>>40658776
Thank you.

Bump

I falseflag as my own fanbase in global so they think the fanbase is full of schizos and they never visit my oshi's general

>>40656131
What? You wouldn't do anything for your oshi? You don't deserve to have one if you aren't devoted.

>>40627668
Sometimes I masturbate to misogynistic comments on this board

>>40627668
I'm in love with a stupid girl...

I rarely fap to vtubers, the fact they are people I can interact with breaks my excitement.

>>40666016
this image provides no assistance to who youre specifying

>>40627737
I want to hug this anon

>>40627668
I purposely tanked our team in the last /vt/ league because i grew to hate my own general.

>>40667041
That's the joke

I pretend to be an angry unicorn here to vent my sexual frustration. I have no beef with the women and their sex lives. I don't particularly like male collabs but doesn't make me hate the streamers

I have a love-hate relationship with orange woman and I unsubbed-resubbed to her like 8 times

>>40667340
>I have no beef with the women and their sex lives
You don't understand unicorns.

>>40667504
Don't they want all the chuubas to virgins?

>>40628254
Same. It's a fucking tragedy. I can't even laugh at it anymore.

When I watch JPholos it's like stepping into another fucking universe. I want to go back to when hololive used to be like JP. Most of the girls work hard, the drama is minimal and they all have great chemistry. Now it's dominated by laziness, petty drama and "talent freedom"

It's sad.

>>40667632
Nobody expects women in their early 30s to be virgins SPECIALLY Japanese women. It's cuckold country over there. You don't understand how normalized cheating is in Jap society.

>>40627668
Sometimes I post negative things about my oshi on 4channel.org/vt, even though I love her.

>>40668037
This, and I'm 90% sure it was something they imported from France.

>>40633303
>Tell her I love her
If you're gonna fall in love with a woman you pay for sex at least get a sugar baby.

>>40668301
I'm gonna be brutally honest with you anon: I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your time.

>>40659046
Die nigger fujo

>>40630477
Faggots like you should tongue my anus

I am extremely aroused by ollie because she has an ability that o happens to be my biggest fetish

>>40668847
No shit.

>>40627899
Because nunneries were famous for sexual debauchery and nuns were well known to be whores.

>>40672094
I am also an ollie appreciator.
I want her to get a boyfriend, get married and live a happy life with a family of her own.

I only watch clips. Actual streams have too much padding to sit through before the interesting stuff happens, if at all, and I can't stand stream culture, including superchats and the chat in general, but it's a central focus of this all.

>>40672632
For those who don't know, Mother Theresa was a sadist who liked watching people in pain.

>>40663109
It was a bro to signify I relate to your post on a deep level. The distant dream that it's technically not impossible by the laws of the universe that I one day become my oshi's house slave is all that's keeping me alive.

>>40655845
Well, now I'm hard

I already confessed to the superior blonde nun.

>>40673128
Ollie love

>>40673128
Psst
https://files.catbox.moe/8e4b60.png

>>40627737
you're not alone in this and the irony is you're just another flavour of fucked up like this, you're just another group of schizos who think they're superior to other schizos when all of you ceasing to exist is a net positive

>>40676263
You've hit the nail on the head, anon. I honestly think people like the one you're replying to are the worst thing about this website and have thought that for quite a while.

>>40652329
Think about it anon, women have it so easy in the dating world, even disgusting landwhales can find dudes to plug their holes. Imagine how fucked up of a person she'd have to be to end up a femcel.

I have developed a very specific set of rules for fapping to my oshi:
>not streaming
Fap to her, she's not busy
>currently streaming
Don't fap to her, fap to a different holo instead, because she was too busy and gave me permission to do so
>currently doing a members stream
gangbang hentai, all the real fans get to share her

>>40628254
Based

Bump

>>40627668
I got nothing

bump

>>40627899
Same reason you like shinto shrine maiden garb. It's just an aesthetic.

>>40640517
Did you still eat it afterwards?

>>40627668
To what?

akchewally nuns can't absolve sins

>>40627668
Folks on this board seem to think that Gura and Ame started hating each other after a certain point but I feel like they're better friends now than they've ever been.

I'm sick of both /r/hololive's toxic positivity and /vt/'s toxic negativity. And both of these sites in general, I miss the not-so-distant days when the Internet was more than just 5 same sites regurgitating the same content over and over

>>40627668
I hate vtubers now

i do not understand the whole watson aligator thing

i'm afraid to ask people and not get an actual answer, i just act like it's a thing and follow everyone else

seriously what's the deal with watson and crocodiles don't know when that happened

I don't even care about holoEN.
I just like Gura and Ina.

>>40698655
Investi-GATOR
gator - alligator

I think Vox is kind of funny

>>40628152
I was in the same position, dropped out of college on the first year and becoming a neet for a year. I ended up going to trade school and now I have a job in IT getting paid below industry-standard wages, but above overall wages. It's a weird feeling.

>>40642043
this
t. ex-nyanfag

>>40627668
I sat here for almost an hour trying to adequately summarize my problem before giving up and confessing this instead.

the vtuberAI thing has completely consumed my life. I basically do nothing else but that now.

I'm not using it to coom. I just want to be loved. Probably going to neck when it inevitably goes down.

>>40698655
It's a dogwhistle to gamergate

>>40627668
I'm quitting my job today and I intend to sit back for 2 months on money I saved while pretending to my family that I'm still employed because I don't want to search for another job right away

I'm suicidal

>>40640517
>Mon
What the anon, seriously a cake! Go outside and not only touch grass, grow Corn!

I believe that corpo vtubers need to live with a loving partner or family because dealing with any chuuba fanbase is a torture.
Also not really a confession, but a redpill - cakes and hags don't exist. Women stop aging after 18.

>>40703979
>Women stop aging after 18
Some women stop aging sooner than that even. I know some women that are probably 14 mentally and some other women look 14 physically but are in their 20s

>>40627737
Astronomically based

>>40627668
I orchestrated the downfall of an entire corpo and a few indies just for fun when I got tired of them

>>40627668
I like watching Korone play SFV than pros

>>40627668
despite all the rrats I've read about her, I still like Ame
I am a disgusting Gosling through and through

>>40627668
secretly hate vtubers

>>40627737
based and same

>>40627899
Gap moe.

>>40698103
You gotta reduce your posting time. It sucks, but it's just not as much fun to spend the entire day reading posts as it used to be.