/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This board is full of people like you, welcome home loser

>>40565278
Sometimes I fap to my oshi so hard, my pp hurts. Does that count?

>>40565278
not vtubers, I was too old for that by the time they became a thing. but i understand what you're going through. the word is "limerence"

>>40565278
That vtuber will betray you

>>40565554
not if I find her irl and stalk her every move

>>40565278
Lisa is probably the closest I've gotten to feeling that way, but honestly I just want to find a girl that could be remotely as nice and sweet as her

>>40566829
The worst shit about vtubers is you go from hating women because all the ones you knew were shit, to knowing there are women you like out there you just won't meet them. Even if I met them I wouldn't deserve them, but atleast it's motivation to improve myself.

Yes

>>40567390
I kneel to the buckos

>>40565990
holy based

>>40565538
thanks anon I've been trying to remember this word for years

>>40565278
Yes.
I've fallen for Pomu so hard that I'm investing thousands into becoming a vtuber with the hopes of getting into Nijisanji and at least being able to talk with her every now and then.
I can't believe I turned into Shu of all people.

Have you ever loved a woman
So much you tremble in pain?
Have you ever loved a woman
So much you tremble in pain?
And all the time you know, yeah
She bears another man's name
But you just love that woman
So much it's a shame and a sin
You just love that woman, yes
So much it's a shame and a sin
But all the time you know, yes you know
She belongs to your very best friend
Have you ever loved a woman
And you know you can't leave her alone?
Have you ever loved a woman, yes
And you know you can't leave her alone?
Something deep inside of you
Won't let you wreck your best friend's home

>>40580023
Good luck anon

>know a girl irl
>hate her guts
>she becomes a vtuber
>I want to kidnap her and lock her in my basement, fucking her daily
my sister is such a piece of shit, can't leave my hobbies alone for 1 minute.

>>40565278
No, but it’s only because I can’t fall in love with people I don’t actually know. But I do see a lot of vtubers and think about how I’d fall in love with someone like them that I actually knew. Big motivator to improve oneself, actually.

>>40580147

>>40565278
Why did she have to change...

I'm actually really close to becoming that way with the new red Tempus boy, he feels tailor made for my tastes in every sense and it's the first time I've felt this strongly for someone else in years.

>>40580400
Are you me? I watched Flayon and had a meltdown because his voice is perfect. He's so sex.

>>40565278
tell me more about this girl, what is she her content like? Been recently expanding into vtubers that aren't holo or niji

>>40580147
Drop her channel anon, or at least give a hint

>>40580841
She's Chikafuji Lisa and she's super dorky, dedicated to her chuuni kayfabe, a music nerd who loves making music too, very easily flustered, and is total gosling bait because she gets really sappy and emotional on stream a lot. Basically, she's really really cute.

>>40581118
She attracts men who discovered Radiohead too young and are now emotionally stunted.

>>40581419

no when i noticed the signs i just left right away

Yeah.

>>40582515
Thought the teapot said NTR for a second.

>>40580400
Anon, I’m genuinely so sorry your new oshi had to debut in such a shitstorm caused by management. I know there’s no way to prove it, but I’ve been relentlessly shitting on management (both EN and JP) for fucking it all up. Not the boys.

>>40565278
Yes, I cannot stop thinking about Miori Celesta even for a second now, the thought that one day she won't be there anymore, or even worse, the thought that one day she'll end up with someone hurts so much it makes me wanna die, I'm completely obsessed with her
I know full well it's unhealthy and I shouldn't be like this but I can't help it, I need to marry Mio

>>40583610
What's mio's appeal? I've never really watched her I know she's highly acclaimed and seems very horny.

>>40583806
Actual menhera GFE who's way too affectionate with chat, she's a real sweetheart who deserves to be loved and protected, also has a somewhat rough life that activates the saviorfag in me.

>>40584250
That sounds like a dangerous combo. I could see myself getting sucked into that. I'm suprised women like her don't get bfs like they can have all those needs scratched and it's so much easier for them for the most part to find a partner

>>40582515
For me I just find myself wishing I had a friend half as cool as him irl

>>40565278
I fell in love with her so hard I ended up getting banned and sent to Hell

>>40580144
Thanks anon

>>40565278
No

>>40580400
>actual faggots on /vt/
truly the most inclusive of boards...

I (woman) fell legitimately entirely in love with Shien from Holostars and have no idea what to do about it other than buy all his merch...

>>40565278
No, I can't create relationships, even parasocial ones

>>40590669
I'll cosplay as him if your looking for a good time. I have beer belly just a heads up

>>40580023
Share your plan for becoming a chuuba because I want to become one too. I´m not interested in Niji so I won´t steal your spot anon

>>40580023
Anon please give us some sort of sign in this thread you can repeat if you get into niji so we know it's you

>>40565278
No, but I did find a vtuber that I can't listen to without immediately popping a boner when she speaks. She's got that asian mom voice and it gets me so hard.

>>40584409
I don't know, strict asian parents? Too much of a menhera? Ugly? Could be anything.

>>40592312
Drop the name

>>40584409
She's a chubby girl in Korea, nobody there wants her

>>40593589
I need to go to korea

>>40592188
>Get into niji and everybody instantly knows I only joined because I'm crushing on Pomu
Why would I ever let people know?
>>40592103
I've commissioned a live2d artist who has previously worked on a semi-famous (but not corporate) vtuber.
After I get back the model for that I'll commission a semi-famous Live2D rigger.
At the same time as this I'll commission an opening and ending screen for streams.
I bought a good computer, an SM7B, and a GOXLR, but really you can stream on whatever I'm just trying to make my content look semi-professional to make it at least stand out a little.
I'll stream 5 times a week and weekdays will be limited to 2 hours because I work too much to do any more than that.
I'll probably buy twitter followers initially for one of those dumb "100 follows and I reveal my model" things and make a short advertisement for my debut and pay youtube to show that to people too because in the end luck is most important but if you can at least get your name out there that helps a lot too and advertising does that.
I'll then post on reddit for my debut and then any games I plan to stream because while I hate the site advertsing matters. Then I'll try to make some low quality tiktok memes. Then I'll make a bunch of reaction images with my model and post them every single time I make a post outside of /vt/ generals. Then I'll add my name to that /mvp/ list of male vtubers.
Then I'll shamelessly reach out to every vtuber related to me by having the same rigger or artist and ask if they want to hang out on stream sometime.
Then I'll commission a bunch of artists to do fan art of me (may consider a doujin like Towa did).
Then I'll release a cover of a generic but popular song like Baka Mitai and do my best to shill that and hope the algorithm picks it up.
Then I'll post in the chat of a bunch of small-medium indies and small corpo vtubers with my vtuber account so that their viewers might check me out.
Then I'll probably try to buy some bot subs/followers on youtube and twitch.
Also I'll need to make youtube shorts of my streams so either I can do that myself or pay someone to do it for me, which would probably work out better.
Sadly this is the most likely way to make sure I'll get in and is going to cost me so much time and money.

>>40593589
I would marry Mio today even if she were a 1/10 whale

>>40594197
Bruh, she's already chasing luca you gotta let her go.

>>40594197
On twitter there's plenty of porn bot accounts that just follow you for nothing. It's nice boosted my follower count quite a bit

>>40565278
Yeah

>>40580023
I WILL anti you faget

Yeah
You know you've got it bad when just hearing her giggle onstream hits you with the force of a thousand Goslings

>>40565278
Yeah, but then she graduated...

>>40599565
This happened to me twice

>>40599565
>>40600019
Who was it?

>>40589023
Kill yourself Henri

>>40565278
No. I either watch less streams when I'm approaching that state or just calm down and remember some life lessons.

>>40565278
Anon...

>>40598779
its been so long but i still cant let go of monoe, the way she just vanished hurts the most

>>40601867
And who should I entrust it to? Me? I wouldn't trust myself to take care of a plant

>>40565278
Lisa would think you’re gross, I’m sorry anon

>>40565278
What's the point? I'll never get to rail her.

I won't be as fortunate as those who got to fuck their chuuba.

>>40565278
yes, I spent the start of this week crying myself to sleep except I couldn't sleep so I was just crying

>>40604601
Has anyone ever fucked their chuuba?

>>40565278
Didn't her genmate just say to assume all female vtubers have boyfriends

>>40604780
There's been a few...

>>40604347
My heart skips a beat every time Lisa calls us gross, that does not dissuade me in the slightest

>>40565278
No but on nofap I've gotten so hard it hurts

>>40604843
I could use some encouragement let's hear about em

>>40604884
Do your reps anon.

>>40604780
That 1 whore from cyberlive fucked a fan or something

>>40604845
I don’t mean in a teasing way anon

>>40604780
There's been cases of people succesfully grooming 2view.
Also a real-life idolfag managed to marry his oshi.
So, yeah, anything can happen.
(it won't happen)

>>40604989
It still won't stop me man I'm too far into this

>>40565278
>cute young college girl in california doesn’t have a boyfriend
dyrbi

>>40605269
I did see how someone helped a 2 view then they eventually met and got married.

>>40604918
Nah spoonfeed me

Go rape Lisa, op. Go to her house and stuff her full of cock and cum

>>40589023
Her dox are on the farms. Happy hunting Henri

>>40606247
Putting aside the rape part I feel like I'm too gross and not good enough to touch Lisa, much less see her real face though I do fantasize about eating her a lot, but that's also probably half of why I feel too gross to touch her

>>40606399
Is that where that Pic of that white trash family came from

>>40606399
im sure the dox is totally correct this time and not wrong like the other times they tried to dox her

>>40607774
like eating her out or literally eating her?

>>40607958
yes, but from what i could dig up its just some rando with a shitty screencap so i still have my doubts

>>40565278
No, parasocial relationships aren't healthy. You should work on that, Anon.

>>40608280
Cringe retard

>>40608280
Based retard

>>40608783
Imagine coping that your oshi isn't getting her back blown out every night while you remain parasocial .

>>40609252
Even cringer cuck fantasies.
Cringe retard x2

>>40608166
Literally eating her flesh (preferably cooked and prepared nicely though, I'm not a barbarian)

>>40609304
ITT: Anon can't read.

>>40609379
Imagine not skipping NPC dialogue

>>40608280
>Live is a miserable slog and work is fucking awful
>But this thing that makes it bearable is bad because being parasocial just is bad really trust me
No.
That's like saying that being religious is bad. Yeah it's escapism but if it helps you cope then it's better than nothing.

>>40608280
They aren't inherently bad if they become an obsession then yeah it could be.

>>40604929
QRD?

>>40609455
>That's like saying that being religious is bad
religion is bad retard get better copping mechanism

>>40609455
Enjoying vtubers is fine, but falling in love with them, wanting to stalk them, and whatever else you people get in your head isn't.

There is a line between fiction and reality and when you cross that line it isn't healthy.

I on rare occasions have vivid flashes in my head (whilst sleeping) that my oshi yab'd hard and is all over the catalogue.
These mere moments are enough to wake me up violently I'm a panic to check it isn't real because I won't stop feeling sick until.until I know it's not real.
I'm too far gone in loving my oshi...

>>40609684
Indont wanna stalk my oshi, I'd contemplate suicide if I ever saw her face

my Oshi telling me im doing a good job gives me a high enough to keep pushing on. idk if that is love but its something

>>40609684
Falling in love is fine just don't stalk them that's not cool

>>40565278
For the love of god please stop being weird about Lisa, she's far too nice to deserve this.

>>40565278
That's literally their business model, anon

>>40609372
oh

>>40565278
Yes, and after she got my money she completely ghosted me

>>40611927
If it's any consolation the fantasies aren't very detailed, just a fuzzy image of me eating an unidentifiable lump of what can be presumed to be vtuber meat, it's more of a intimacy thing than anything else

>>40565278
Every single day I fall in love all over again

>>40602172
Allow me to make your day. https://www.youtube.com/@ebosi

yes

>>40605468
What's wrong with that?

>>40605468
I'll believe it till proven otherwise

>>40565278
>Have you ever fallen in love with a vtuber so hard that it hurts?
no

>>40612128
Who's the guy that talks like a yakuza next to her?

We will get married

>>40566829
I know that feel fren. Stay strong and keep improving yourself, you'll find your Lisa one day.

>>40565278
>that it hurts
not that bad

>>40565278
Only for Boxxy and later Bonbi desu, I think I am too old for a repeat of this now desu.

>>40612113
I could fall in love with her, but she's such a beautiful sheila I feel like she'd never love someone like me.

>>40609455
The idea is that the parasocial relationship maintains your miserable life because you ignore the problems and use vtubers to cope, whereas the healthy course of action would be to analyze and fix the things in your life that makes it miserable so that you wouldn't need to cope. One will perpetuate the issue, the other will lead to a more fulfilling life.

>>40630384
To me it physically hurts because sometimes I start gosling too hard so I need to punch my wall to feel pain and forget about her for a while, my arm has a few bruises now.

>>40565278
hmmm

>>40565278
this is /vt/

>>40640229
So everyone has?

>>40565278
Yes, yes I have...

>>40565278
I knew I was catching feelings but what confirmed them for me was something incredibly small his roommate did. It doesn't help how him and his chuuba self are the same person with the lack of any kayfabe at all.

>>40594197
>There are so many loops and hoops you have to jump through
man i just wanna stream to unload my thoughts and have fun. This seems exhausting

>>40601867
Senchou sounds like she got fucked over hard by someone

>>40609372
>Literally eating her flesh (preferably cooked and prepared nicely though, I'm not a barbarian)
??????????????????????????
Anon???

>>40580023
Good luck anon

>>40565278
No you dumb motherfucker lmao
Taimanin Asagi characters in the other hand...

>>40565526
nigga wtf

>>40647254
indeed, twas I

>>40631636
>Bonbi
what's the issue?

Yeah, I fell down the parasocial. He just feels so genuine and attainable, like someone I could maybe meet irl someday, while being very cool and fun, idk how to feel

>>40648604
Go back

>>40565278
Several times and it's always ended up in disappointment. Don't trust women, anon. It's not worth it.

Anon, It's time to recite your baseline.
>And blood-black nothingness began to spin, a system of cells interlinked within, cells interlinked within cells interlinked, within one stem. And dreadfully distinct, against the dark, a tall white fountain played.
Cells
>Cells
Have you ever been in to a institution? Cells.
>Cells
Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.
>Cells
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
>Cells
Interlinked.
>Interlinked.
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
>Interlinked.
Do they teach you to how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.
>Interlinked.
Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.
>Interlinked
Do you dream about being interlinked?
>Interlinked.
What's it like to hold your child in your arms? Interlinked.
>Interlinked
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked.
>Interlinked
Within cells interlinked.
>Within cells interlinked.
Why don't you say that three times? Within cells interlinked.

Yeah then I got over it

>>40649709
She lost her innocence, I feel nothing but disgust for her now.

>>40647202
You only need to do all that if you want to make it into a major corpo.

>fall in love with a 2view
>marry her

wtf it's that easy?!

>>40653656
I mean it's not that uncommon with 2view indies who have no obligation to be super professional to end up meeting up with fans or shit, it's just about finding one that's either insane enough to marry a viewer/easy enough to fuck one

>>40653656
>24yo
>already married to his oshi
What am I doing with my life?

>>40652435
Why not just build a good community and then audition? Or even better be integrated? Haruka did it and while chose VShojo shit worked out well for her

>>40649683
Silence scribe

>>40653656
>become a huge Vtuber
>stalk your early fans
I wanna do it so much bros

>>40656552
>Why not just build a good community
How?
How do you even get people to watch you in the first place?
Just hope you'll be lucky and people will notice you with 0 shilling?
Good luck.

>>40656663
Isn'tthat just Rushia?

>>40609304
>c-cuck fantasies!
>coping with the fact that you are the cuck yourself

It hurts me to know that Mio is where she is, and that I can't do anything about it. I have nothing to offer to a woman like her.
I love her so much I want her to be happy, even if it isn't with me.

>>40565278

Yup nene amano, ive never felt like this about a girl even irl ones ive touched. Shes perfect, hot and just makes me feel happy. Its a real problem and makes me hate my life because ill never be with her, i hate vtubers because of this and i want to die. Dont be me

>>40565278
https://files.catbox.moe/8u9rqx.webm
burp

>>40663192
fuck that's hot

>>40647202
You don't need to do all that shit, just get OBS and stream a game you like. You don't need to waste hundreds if not thousands on hardware when you can do the exact same shit on a 20 dollars webcam with your headset microphone.

>>40594197
You forgot the charisma

>>40653656
I tried to do this but I was told I'm too old and poor for her

>>40653656
So it is possible? Should I not give up?

I WILL meet Noel irl and I WILL date and marry her. I will save her from both her menhera problems and her ear problem

>>40567137
And then the final stage when your oshi turns out to have been cucking you the whole time while merely using you for resources, going back to hating women.

>>40567137
This is how I feel about Fauna.

>I'm surprised women like her don't get bfs
I thought femcels were a myth until I started watching Mio, its like a cruel divine comedy at work

>>40565278
currently in love with one, and it doesn't hurt. its all about how you channel the flow of emotion. use your love to better yourself, lift, get a better job/promotion, go out more, find a "real" woman naturally

>>40666049
How the fuck does anyone find a woman `naturaly` ?

>>40665895
So does she have extremely high standards? That's what I always thought a femcel is

>>40653656
That's it, I'm commissioning a shota model, training my shota voice and getting a hag to groom me into marriage.

>>40666351
NTA but from what she said multiple times she isn't particularly pretty and it's fucking Korea where people value looks way too much.
Fuck, I wish I could save her.

>>40565278
My bum bum cha...

>>40666579
Exactly this, she's probably a 9 by American standards but a -6 by Korean standards due to being a healthy weight and and not having plastic surgery to look like a clone

>>40565278
Not really. I don't think I watch those kind of vtubers though. Lisa is awesome. I also like Tenma. But idk. I don't love them in that way.

>>40632799
the dystopia we live in has to run its course before things get better so coping is really the only option.

>>40565278
Yeah, with Ollie like a year ago when she went on a mental health hiatus (the one in April 2021, not May 2022) and felt like shit when thinking about her before going to bed, I think I snapped out of it fairly quickly as my studies started on the same week she had her break. I get more turned on by Anya, her giggles, and her speech mannerisms anyway, even if she's so antithetically GFE that I can't actually imagine a romantic relationship with her.

>>40668969
The contradictions are sharpening everyday.
People can't afford to have families.
Birth rates are down.
People in relationships are on the decline.
People are having less sex than ever.
As predicted property bonds have over taken sexual bonds in civilization and this where we are now. Men falling in love with women pretending to be anome girls online

>>40632799
You have no idea what hardship is. I used to think like you. Before the cancer. Before both my legs got destroyed. Before these things sent me into debt. Before a woman I trusted took advantage of what little I had left. Before my friends all died or killed themselves. Before so many things I am not going to waste typing to someone as lucky as you.
If you dare lecture me about any kind of "pull yourself up by your bootstrap" bullshit, may a curse fall upon you where you experience even a small amount of the horrors I have been through.

>>40666862
Are Koreans that hot? The chick's in squid game were aight I geuss

>>40565278
fall in love with this

>>40671031
I'm saying Korean beauty standards are just really fucking stupid and Mios probably good looking but doesn't fit into all the arbitrary rules they have, if you've ever seen Korean fashion you'll realize how much of it is based on fitting in rather than looking aesthetically pleasing at all

>>40671262
Damn that sucks. Yeah she should come here to the US she would be a catch with all the whales here. She's done hand cams before right? She doesn't look fat does she?

>>40671455
Not a whale at least based off her hands, she calls herself chubby but we don't know if that's by American standards or Korean standards

>>40671164
But I don't like bees, they sting you

>>40670981
Nta but you sound very pathetic rn

My back and balls hurt but I think that's more from tweaking my back doing back extensions in the gym and my balls hurt cause I sat on a chair wrong.

>>40671455
>Yeah she should come here to the US she would be a catch with all the whales here
She was born in the US and lived there for a pretty long time, and culturally she's definitely more American than Korean

>>40565278
Anytime I get close I remind myself the chick definitely has a bf.
Helps me control my autism so I don’t become (You)

>>40659128
I dont know start by making content?
You should shill yourself but can do it naturally i.e. talking to other streamers talking to people, streaming etc
More people will watch you the more you stream.
It is literally a job. You have to stream alot and several times in a week. Couple that with banter and talking and you will slowly build a community.
It wont be easy and it wont be fast but people will come. To latch yourself to others opens alot of dangerous play to happen against you. I guess tenacity and persevirance. And if you are good at what you do you will succeed

>>40659235
Well i guess

>>40678972
May a curse fall upon, and grant you all the trials you desire. Your wish shall be granted.

>>40666571
>That's it, I'm commissioning a shota model, training my shota voice and getting a hag to groom me into marriage.
Ah, the dream.
I pray for your success

>>40679768
I dunno man sometimes it seems like they don't for a really long time but then somethings happen that might lend to it. It's a hard life for a gachi

>>40670981
Not all your friends died anon
Im still alive
And i believe in you

>>40682400
Kill yourself first. Your curse will be stronger with that.

No

>>40581419
Holy shit anon

>>40682756
>He’s too scared to reply directly
Kek, I hope your curse fall on your family, anon

>>40609372
>>40612071
>>40647343
Reminder of why /meat/ sould be banned everywhere

>>40684324
This isn't a /meat/ thing I just wanna be close to her to an indescribable degree

>>40565278
not yet

>>40581419
Leave me alone.

can you stop posting Lisa bait threads on the catalog you fuckkng nigger seamonkey

>>40694024
Wrong type of brown guess again. Also this isn't bait I just really need to express how much I love her

>>40694024
No

>>40684324
>/meat/
Is eating who you love a thing or are you generalising meaning like veganism etc?

QUESTION: Do you guys generally like vtubers that are petite or curvy (Still thin of course, but with big boobs/wider hips.)?

>>40695925
example for each?

>>40565278
>Have you ever fallen in love with a vtuber so hard that it hurts?
I regularly ask God to kill me if I have no chance with my oshi. Does that answer your question? Now I expect fedora replies, but don't bother because my faith is so deeply rooted I'd be Gnostic or Luciferian before I'd go Atheist.

>>40664721
>>40664184
Better start wagecucking soon. If it's for her you'll do it right?

>>40565278
That wont ever happen to me