/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>40550825
Brian POV. Such a lucky bastard

Nier when?

My cute dorky horny spoiled brat wife

>>40551156
she is gonna ship the robots and is gonna be weird

I love IRyS!

>>40551156
IRyS' ass needs to be... nier my face

IRyS my beloved...

So it turned out that IRyS’s break lasted only 4 days (4th, 5th, 6th and 7th) as she said. Is schizo-kun satisfied now?

>>40551407
Shhh, he is busy coping rn.
He is so frustrated that he has to boil down to the rigger jokes

Going to sleep, enjoy the stream for me

>>40550825
Why has Irys declined 15-20k views on average on her vods? Did people move on when she took her break or is the new model really that much of a filter?

>>40551813
now post fairy type smolRyS

getting desperate huh

>>40551888
ran out of material please understand

>>40551407
WHY DID YOU DO THAT

wake up already IRyS

>>40552899
no

Sorry Bros, we've been keeping busy ever since she got back.

Oh she's actually awake and retweeting, I'm honestly surprised thought it was nap time for sure

>>40554039
Frame in 30ish then stream in 3 hours probably

>>40554121
Yeah, was hoping for a quick frame after her tweet but pry gonna have to vod this one

>>40553829
now is not the time for pro-wrestling dude

>>40554121
Nice to be wrong it's even a zatsu

What will she stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmb3kkkI5TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmb3kkkI5TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmb3kkkI5TI

She's looking for a lewd thumbnail to use

>>40554250
>in 20 minutes
AIIIEEEEE WAKE UP BROS

>>40554250
>>40554307
Oh snap. There go my plans for sunday.

IRyS!

I woke up about an hour ago.

>>40554353
church can wait, it's IRyS time now!

>>40554307

>>40554373
Same.

>>40554250
>JWU
>IRyS is about to stream
Good morning so far.

was about to pass out, saw frame and drank a bunch of coffee. i am ready.

>>40554385
what do you mean?
we're marrying later tonight

Fuck you IRyS, am still outside doin some errands

>>40554585
It's tonight already in Japan you dumb dumb

>>40554611
you won't be missed

>>40554611
IRyS is more important than your stupid errands.
Fuck off normie. Ree…!

I was just fixing my sleep schedule...

Based, just woke up.

>>40554739
I fixed mine (which means it's broken)

>guerilla sex stream
based succubus

>>40555161
she "had a lot of fun"

>>40555186
yeah with me

>>40555161
If only she knew what fluid succubi actually sucked

>>40555227
Stream more.

Soon!

Get on the bed you cute dork

comfy

dumb succubus

AHHHH, MY WIFE ON THE TELLY

shes trying to seduce me again bros

IRyS sleeps naked!

faurys is real

I KNEW IT

Anon was right

The muff munching triangle was real...

>>40555654
>>40555660
I left to take a piss, what did I miss?
>RAKYP

>>40555733
trip to kyoto with fauna

>>40555733
They went to Kyoto

>>40555733
She went to Kyoto with Fauna and Bae

>Took turns on baths
Right...

>Uses number of times she took a bath to determine how many days
IRyS...

a woman denied her onsen sex........

>>40555801
At least the system works for her. It wouldn't for me!

IRyS is so cute

SHE IS FAT

>>40555753
>>40555756
>>40555759
Thank you.

>>40555836
She could gain 10 and still not be fat...

>>40555836
>I ate the most
STAY THAT WAY IRyS never change

IRyS is definitely that one stereotype of the woman that makes others jealous because of her good metabolism.

fuck this last-minute who-gives-a-shit stream

>>40555914
AIIIEEEEE

I'm glad she had a ton of fun even if we didn't get offcollab streams.

>>40555914
when AI gonna fix hands and orgys?

>>40555955

>>40555955
you obviously give a shit lol

>>40555971
>AI
>do actual work

>>40555956
>>40555971

Sorry Anime architect will always suffer from bonenitus for the time being we're getting there

>>40555955
>complains if they dont stream
>complains no info
irys wants to talk about her trip to the fans
>we dont care about your girly outings
wat?

>>40556014
>2 burgers

>>40556014
6 fingers...

>>40556018

>>40556018
that she decided to do in a guerilla stream nowhere fucking near either of her usual time slots

>i ate the most

>>40556092
she had to pleasure Fauna and Bae at the same time

she wanted to shower together...

>>40556122
>had to

>>40556111
She gave a few hours notice. It's not a guerilla.

IRYS ISN'T GIRLY

>>40556111
she just came home a few hours ago. It's lucky she streams at all today and you still complain?

>>40556140
Japanese women really like comparing bodies for some odd reason

Can you tourists stop engaging with the schizos?

>>40556158
She definitely is.

>do something
what is it bros?

>>40556150
few hours is the definition of guerilla

>>40556159
>>40556150
stop giving the brazilian attention there's a stream going on right

>mentally 8 year old
>physically adult woman energy
reverse lolibaba?!

she is lazy...

what a SLOB

>>40556229
Nope. Learn the meaning of the word and where it originates from.
>Guerilla is sudden. 120 minutes should be plenty of notice.

Need me a simple, heavy-eating girl like IRyS

>>40555971
You can just mark out the incorrect area and tell the AI to regenerate it until it looks fixed

>>40556158
Didn't the other holomens describe her as incredibly girly? Mumei mentioned her nails and Calli mentioned she wears one pieces

>She can't keep up with young cuties anymore who do their hair and act girly
Shes finally realized the big 3 and 0 is coming.

she's basically describing cheeb...

IRyS is too cake for those girls...

>you can practice!
>think its to late for me to practice

>>40556289

>>40556257
Saying "real soon" and then putting the stream up 3 hours later 30 minutes before it starts is not "plenty of notice", when it's at a time she has literally never done a solo stream at

my wife is truly a femcel

>>40556289
Cheebs is IRyS

No....

>>40556281
The world is not ready for hagRyS.

>>40556341
How much notice would you like? If you had it your way she wouldn't be streaming tonight.

>>40556357
proofs?

gotta sleep, might give the vod a watch another day
enjoy the guerilla, anons

no no no "Kiara hates IRyS" schizos what went wrong

gachaRyS.......

>>40556277
I think Fauna mention she's incredibly cute and lights up the room whenever she's around.

>"I met Kiara"
>"She gave me snacks from Austria"
IRyS? Aren't you going to call her cute like you did for all of Council....? Uh oh.

>>40556506
>all JP members call Kiara a 美人
What the fuck is wrong with Japan?

>>40556373
her first tweet would have been perfectly fine if she just give an actual time frame, I wouldn't call 3 and half hours "real soon"

What's a prize figure cost outside of arcades, like $20?

>push it, push it, push it
>get it in the hole

>>40556506
just check for yourself

>>40556581
It's a hololive one. Add a few zeroes

>>40556234
This trope is called Born yesterday.

>>40556598

>>40556634
No, I don't think I will
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1216122764&ref=list&keyword=relax%20time

>>40556692
kek

>>40556654
Watchalong when?

>>40556737
Futurama was so good. I was sad when they ended that.

so bae is very good with the crane...

>>40556847
asian blood

>>40556737
never...
>>40556782
mood

what shrine did she go?

>>40556917
Fushimi inari

>>40551747
Filtering schizos ofc.

She's just like me fr fr.

LoseRyS...

you would princess carry IRyS up the stairs, right, anon?

HagRyS...

>probably

Is she chubby?

IRyS is feeling old men for money!

>>40557025
Of course, even if I drop her 10 steps in.

>>40557045
She eats a lot and moves little.

>>40557084
She eats small portions and is skinny and noodle-armed

>>40557025
Nah. Piggyback would be ok, though.

IRyS eats double quarter pounders twice a week!

She's talking about eating again.

>>40557172
Sounds like a good vacation

>15k steps
>No socks
Conceptualize the aroma

NO SOCKS

NO SOCKS

>>40557045
look at Asmongold who drinks and eats junk food, still being thin AF.

>>40557231
I think IRyS has a high metabolism

>>40557172
Good she sounds happiest when she talks about food, that's what I like happy IRyS

>grinding teeth
I want to punch someone on the face so much

>>40557281
You sound like my dentist

>>40557231
anyone can eat mcdonalds everyday and still be thin, all that matters is how much you eat

>>40557356
he drinks soda all day too

>you'll never drink the water after all of them have their bath
Why live...

>toilet talk
sasuga

that was a cute impression

>>40557356
people ALWAYS grossly underestimate the amount of calories they eat. this is never a matter of fast food and soda
t.lanklet

>>40557356
people ALWAYS grossly underestimate the amount of calories they eat. this is never a matter of fast food and soda
t.fatfuck

>WELCOME MISTRESS

IRyS is high on bathsalts.

>>40557593
this is the best IRyS

>>40557573
I wish there was a image like this for most of Hololive

>>40557573
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

someone has the bottled water they drank from...

>>40557707
i am gonna correct her

>>40557730
Not before her manservant (me) corrects you.

That was the best Bae I've heard yet.

>>40557696
The refilled the BOTTLES, not the water in the opened bottles.

cute bae impression

>>40557397
same case as Asmongold who fears water.

>deers
[deer_and_tsukasa.gif]

MALE DEER COLLAB YAB

Somebody post the Doe copypasta

faun collab... is over bros

>Ram your butt
>male deers
YOU JUST KNOW

>>40557788
she's done a whole stream as bae

>>40557553
KWABOTY

>>40557850
>>40557877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-3A9JAzCt0

>>40557821

>>40557912
I liked those streams

>>40557821
>>40557944
i need to rewatch lucky star

deer gangbang watamage...

>>40557967
Watchalong when?

>>40557944
i meant this one

>>40557979
He didn't fix Ame's tits...

im getting cucked by deer bros

>>40557994

That deer? Me.

i was the deer who licked her bag btw

>>40558030
>>40558031
you are both me

>>40557994
i can't post the gif, maybe it's auto filtered

>It Lickitunged all over my girl parts

>>40558030
>>40558031
>>40558060
How tf do are (You) typing these with hooves?

You'd coom all over any of IRyS' belongings too if you were there, you degenerate.

I wanna lickitung all over IRyS’ bags

>It lickitunged all over my girl parts

>>40558099
Very carefully.

>>40558107
In her not on her stuff

>>40558099
Holy shit I can't fucking english

i swear to god you can make a no context IRyS compilation

>The deer amongus get called ESLs when they make hoof related mistakes

The way she does the fauna impression makes me think fauna does the streaming voice around the girls

>>40558099

>>40558198
You could but that would require her clippers to do actual work

>>40558221
kek

>>40558220

>>40558220
almost like that's her natural voice, and other girls have said as such before

>>40558275
>ywn go to your local whole foods and hear a random girl go "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" when they're sold out of vegan products.

>>40558220
fauna was hitted as a girl so much and now only can do that voice...

>>40558275
Well, we do know it's not that natural for her.

BTS SISTERS!
please kill yourself

>>40558325
Yeah, because vegan products never get sold out, since nobody buys them! HA!

>>40558325
Careful, you can break Fauna if you look at her wrong.

>>40558387
And that's why they are rebranding into bugs.

>police is monitoring tourist waiting line times
>instead of beating the protesters and raiding independent media
God, I wish I were 日本人.

>>40558473
You vill eat ze bogs
You vill own nothing
and you vil be happy.

TOFUU

IRyS will be vegan soon

>>40558474
They are doing all that too. Japan is occupied by whitu piggo burger go home.

>>40558611
Impossible

>>40558611
Impossible, IRyS can't resist the cock mine

>>40558504

>>40558611

>>40558657
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS
I WILL NOT SLEEP IN THE POD
I WILL OWN THINGS AND BE HAPPY

I hate going out with vegan people. they are all so picky with their food.

That google map? Me.

did I miss all the schizo posts about IRyS drinking?

>>40558799
This but autistic people and I'm not even kidding, can't order well and they're pickier eaters than vegans.

>>40558810
nope, you're the first

dammit fauna foiled my plans again

>>40558841
fair, the usual purity schizo must be asleep

>missing/wanted posters
BUT KOTAKU AND SANKAKU FORUM REGULARS TOLD ME JAPAN IS TOTALLY SAFE!

>>40558810
that's only happens when Mori is involved not with drinking in general

>>40558839
You've been hanging out with the wrong autists

>>40558810
That only happens when Mori's dumb ass is around

>>40558880
Can't have high crime rates if you don't report them

>>40558799
This. There's so many top tier restaurants around but OOPS, they only serve non-vegan food so you have to settle for something worse

VEGAN HATE

>>40558880
>>40558927
Those are all suicides anyway.

>>40558975
>>>/2CH/

I hope someone is doing a sumarRyS

>>40558810
Irys drink? since when she never drink

It begins

>>40559033
She was with two other alcoholics. IRyS is mature though, she didn't get wasted.

Do they call themselves their holo names while in private?

>>40559155
most likely. Even ecelebs do it

>>40559155
>He doesn't call his internet friends by their handles irl

You can spot the people that missed the start of the stream by those asking about Ame.

Bet IRyS wore her cute panties and groomed her body parts before meeting. For just incase suitations.

AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40559199
>What Internet friends?

>>40559228
Can confirm, we bumped into each other multiple times on their trip.

>>40559155
gonkisei...

>>40559155
No reason not to. I'm sure they know each other's real names but those don't matter. They met first and introduced themselves with character names, that's how they know each other. And always using character names makes them used to it, make it less likely for someone to slip up during stream and call someone their real name. Just makes sense.

>>40559228
SHE HOPED THOSE MALE DEERS WOULD DO SOMETHING?!?!

>>40559155
in the first Council off collab Kronii talked about calling Fauna "Fauna" in a public place, so must likely they call themselves with their holo name in private

>In Japan we
You will never be Japanese, IRyS.

sharing dirty bath water with the girls...

I want to share bath water with IRyS, if you catch my drift

>>40559412
Her mom's japanese, she has citizenship by birthright. Seethe.

irys never have sex with you unless you take a bath first.

THIS BRAT

>>40559369
>in a public place
Is that not risky? If I were them I wouldn't bother using names at all, they're not necessary given someone can tell that you're talking about them by other cues.

ywn share bath water with the cute HoloEN girls

why even live

>>40559155
>>40559369
Yeah. The best course of action is use the scene names, but very quietly. Rather than call each other real names. IF they even share their real names with each other. Honestly, nicknames being mandatory sounds like a great company policy for Cover, or any other company that employs "virtual" personalities.

To be a fly on the wall for all these cute girl antics

>>40559479
ACK!

アイリス じゅーす

>>40559479
>takes the roomate bait
how new?

>>40559478
Most girls won't. She's not special.

IRyS IS A MONKEY

>>40559538
IRyS is special. I still haven't found anyone else like her and I don't think I ever will

>>40559584
yeah, mine

>>40559535
It's not even secret, relax already.

>>40559512
I'm glad we're getting so much out of her this time, sounds like she had fun.

>>40559489
yes, they were supposed to be calling themselves by their actual names but Kronii was so used to the Holo name that she called her "Fauna" by accident
my point is that they must likely call themselves by their holo name because they are more used to it

I want to steal irys used facemask.

bae is good at make up. ugly confirmed

>>40559662
dumbronii is going to dox IRyS one day...if they ever meet...

SHE WAS COPPING FEELS

irys is a fucking sexual predator

She gets all handsy when she drinks

Your wife just admitted to molesting my wife..
Hot

I WISH THAT WAS ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>IRyS turns gay when she is drunk
no...

IRyS just fucking handled everybody around her. She's a literal drunk rapist.

would you accept a drunk irys handjob at the club?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>40559743
It is known.

surprise irys stream... my night is saved

>>40559746
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is it just me, or are women MUCH more susceptible to gay/bi behavior, if not relationship? Is that because all life used to be female at first, before different sexes were invented?

MOMMY GOT GROPED WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>40559777
SHE IS JUST LIKE ME

>happy festivus, m'ladies

irys is mine suckers

>>40559780
As long as I can finish in her

>>40559817
but faufau! she's OUR oshi!

>>40559827
>handjob
>finish in her
anon... you do know that a handjob doesn't involve insertion, right?

>>40559808
women are spaghetti. straight until its gets wet

>>40559817
You already have Gura, don't be greedy!

>>40559853
Yes but she'll get tired (or possibly fall over) and then I can go inside, right?

irys body count: 6

Sana, forgotten...

>>40559938
who?

>>40559922
none of which are males so its fine. shes not a whore

>>40559938
She's dead.

>>40559938
Why would they visit a grave?

>>40559938
good. as she deserves to be.

>>40559938
you didn't care when she was still streaming, don't pretend you care now

>>40560027
Neither did she. That's why she's gone.

>>40559988
I can hear flute music

>>40560009
You can't complete the pokedex without a few ghosts

>>40560075
Heh

>>40559938
Let her live her life dor god sake.

>>40560213
For*

I want to have babies with Irys to teach her how to love children.

>IRyS is too intimidated by 6 year olds to tell them to shut up
HikiRyS...

She had that pacifier way too long if she remembers that

this story is getting more detailed every time

>>40560329
Must be good at sucking!

>>40560329

>>40560329
imagine the blowjob...

>>40560329

>>40560329
having a pacifier for too long fucks up your teeth...

>>40560404
Imagine...

>I want to feel needed
I don't think that was an old feeling that you want Irys...

>>40560435
Irys has that Asian girl snaggletooth fang

IRyS is back to her deforestation ways!

>>40560491
>and the pushpops
sloppy blowjobRyS...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Would you let IRyS paint your nails

Is there gonna be supa reading today too?
I'm getting hungry, but I can't walk away from the PC...

i just realized it's almost been two hours
my actual wake up alarm just went off

>doxx nails
Irys pls...

IRyS would never doxx her nails

>>40560638
yes

Shit, doxnails should be a thing.

>>40560666
Just get ubersheep.

>kaworu nail

nails... please post a pic...

>>40560666
You should have got snacks. I've got a shitload of stuff I didn't open until her stream.

>>40560638
yea i've let a girl do that before

doesnt wear sandals

DROPPED

>>40560796
You must have liked her? I let a girl do stuff to my long hair before. I let her 'cause I didn't give a shit.

I let a girl do things to my cock with her mouth.

I trust IRyS to shave my balls.

>we're talking about feet here
IRyS, NOOOOOOO!

>Dubari boots
IRyS you are SUCH a white girl
I love it

high-heel bros...not like this...

Dafuq she wears this?!

>>40560974
what is this??

>>40560974
And cute berets

>>40560974
that's a nice pair of boots

>>40560984
Culture sweaty, pick up a cosmo sometime.

>>40560846
i let lots of girls do whatever to my hair and stuff but yea i definitely liked that girl that did the nails

>>40560984
Literally first image when you google dubarry boots

>>40560984
Dubari boots retard

HOT

Wtf is that real

Im cumming

this dork

AussieRys

i love how she just complies to showing feet. just like that. i love her so much kek

I do not approve of this.

>>40560974
Japanese or not, her feet would sweat and smell wearing those.

UOOOOOOOH

>>40561134

>>40561134

i failed to take a screenshot of the mini irys, i know at least one of you guys took one. please post it.

>>40561299
I took several, they're all MINE.

Would you lick it irystocrat?

>>40561299
I was preoccupied

Best bj she’s given me yet

>>40561330
with the ferocity of a mountain goat tasting salt

>>40561330
yes cause i bet she's ticklish

>I'm cereal
Everytime she says that my heart flutters...

>>40561330

>>40561330
you'd be surprised of how good I am

>>40561460
Why do you have this

>>40561460
of course this exists

noodlearmRyS, my beloved

>>40561431
she reminds me of Al Gore...

I walk like 10k+ steps every day to work and back.

>>40561534
SP bro...

>>40561534
kek same. she makes me laugh and say it everytime

sour gang let’s gooooo

I don't know how to play sudoku.

>>40561826
i have yet to face team spicy but then again i've been busy

>>40561862
shameful dispray

>>40561862
first you need a knife...

>>40561862
It has simple rules if I remember it correctly. I haven't done puzzles like that in years though.

>>40561866
yeah team sweet is WAY over stacked, I’ve seen pics of all sweet tricolor battles

>>40561889
>>40561900
I only know riichi mahjong...

playing “sudoku” in the dark in front of everyone while they’re asleep, huh?

guh shah

IRyS, abunai! The immersion!

IRyS...

piskies

Pisscus

KEK

Curse my need for rest...

piss kiss

PISS KISS

Irys piss on my cock

fucking kek