/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me

I love my wife so much!!

>>40505366
RIP

>unknown amount of weeks/months before she is back
fucking kill me

Sex with a fembud.

we comfy?

>>40505366
Not know gura, the other shrimps are watching us...

Gura cute Gura cute!

https://twitter.com/Palps_/status/1611564381455745025

>>40505421
?

>>40505440
She will be back stronger than ever on Valentine's Day with her ASMR love nest. She will be wearing the new blue lingerie she bought at Victoria's Secret. It will be the mother of all love bombs and then she will take a 2 week break

Gura should quit Homolive and stream as an indie.
>b-b-but
You don't love Gura then. You love the cunny shark avatar.

She will come back strong!
My knee isn't even close to reaching the point of shattering!
But seriously, Gura will be back.

>>40505639
the thought of gura trying to enter a victorias secret store is outrageously adorable

my wife

>>40505725
You can buy lingerie online.

>hasn't been active in weeks
>catalog seaniggers still spamming bait threads about her
How does she do it?

>>40505692
Based

>>40505754
man you're boring

>>40505803
Gura is the protagonist of /vt/

>>40505725
She would be nervous but she'll do it for her cute chumbies, she can't wait to imagine us gooming to her during the kissy sex ASMR stream

>>40505920
Gura also bought her magic wand online. She has never set foot in a sex toy store.

>>40505692
>>40505894
Unless you want her PHYSICAL wellbeing, to be fair, she probably earns a lot by staying in Hololive than she would be while being an indie.

Woud you Gooba's gill cunnys?

>>40506050
lick them?
yes

I love my daughterwife so much.

>>40506050
tickle them?
absolutely

>>40506050
Source?

https://youtu.be/wHH_Hwz15L0?t=6

>>40506050
Too tight for my huge cock sorry

Reminder that both papa and brother shark have seen Gura's cun cun, some strangers might have even seen her labia peeking out of her swimsuit when she was at the pool. How does it make you feel that no matter how lucky you get you'll never be the first man to lay his eyes upon Gura's slit?

>>40505639
Wasted 7 seconds of my life reading your post.
Don't reply to me ever again, at least not before you took your meds.

Gurass

>>40506050

>>40506312
I wanna fucking die ngl.

>>40506312
I thought you guys wanted to chuuba not the roommate

>>40506312
Just seen? Remember she said that it's a family tradition to goose each other. Her entire family has goosed her cunny-cun-cun!

TuT

>>40506312

>>40506426
*the
I am tired

>>40506426
I would marry either one.

>>40506448
Can't blame them honestly, I'd feel every little naughty bit of Gura's sexy little girl body while she thinks that it's just normal family skinship too.

>>40506426
95% chuuba but some of the things the roommate says are kinda hot

>>40506426
Why would I be in love with a character who will never be real?

I eat the apple and pretend I am Gura

>>40506840
BECOME

I wonder if papa shark got touchy with her, you know, just a little cheek grab, some soft spanking or running his hand across her chest to see if her little breasts had started budding. I definitely wouldn't be able to hold myself back if I had a little sex demon like Gura as a daughter

>>40506840
To complete the roleplay you need to eat 30 apples, wrap yourself in a duvet, and begin farting.

>>40505328
Gura is NOT a fart shark

>>40507035
He's goosed her before.

>>40507035
calm down bud

So what are we pretending goosed means?

>>40507132
she told us what it was anon

>>40506426
Gura is nothing without her VA. There's plenty of moe anime girls but Gura is my oshi because her VA is a fucking angel.

>>40507157
Ass grab?

>>40507356
More like a pinch, yeah

>>40507168
So would you be fine with "Gura" graduating, as long as the person behind it reappears as another person?

>>40507168
This. You watch enough of a these girls talking to you live and impromptu and eventually you see their soul and character.
>>40507466
That would be sad but if we still got to interact with her through live streams that'd soften the blow.

>>40507548
>That would be sad
Cover is taking some disgusting decisions lately and after what they did to her birthday and everything I don't trust them anymore. It's sad Gura the stinky shark is attached to them but I'd prioritize the person behind it.

>>40507657
Cover must know this is as far as they can go pushing for fujos instead of supporting the girls better or debuting a new girl gen. My hope is they'll make up for it once they're done with this experiment by shifting focus to the girls but we'll have to see.

Reminder that Gura is coming back and stronger than ever!
Doubters disappoint me...

>>40506789
100% chance the character will be a dateable AI one day.
A near-perfect copy of the Goomba you know, but slightly edited to like you over all the other guys, and capable of growing and changing over time.
And sooner rather than later.

But the roommate?
You'd have to be a real freak to date a copy of a real person.
You're not THAT autistic, right anon?

>>40508064
And putting her into an android body will make the experience complete~!

Sena my betrothed <3

>>40508064
By the time dating a real copy of a person is possible, I will have retreated to the World Net and no longer exist as a physical being. My reality will be the simulation.

>>40508064
I wouldn’t do either unless she said it was okay, feels a bit rapey

>>40508064
>And sooner rather than later.
Man they said this about any cool future stuff, feels like you have to add 50 years to any prediction

>>40508064
I've sealed Gura's signature so I can extract her DNA and clone her one day.

>>40508064
We'll all be long dead before that happens

>>40508235
We're literally living in the age of cool future stuff right now.

>>40508235
Gura’s VODs can easily be reduced to plaintext and trained on, the bot might never be super convincing or deep but it doesn’t take much to pass a Turing test

gura you must decide

>>40508253
Not if I survive off of baby blood

>>40507466
Her leaving hololive would be bad for her mental state but if she really cannot do it anymore than I will respect her decision and I will do all I can to support her next adventure.
I would literally support her for the rest of my life, I only wish she'd be a bit more open with her gachikois though. It pains me to know she's sad and is holding back from talking about her problems because she thinks it's a pain to us, I really want to feel more useful to her because I love her more than anything else and no matter how many times I say this, my heart will never change. It hasn't changed in the past 5 years since I came to know her existence and it won't change anytime in the future either.

>>40508401
Fuck off, we only want to diddle kids here, not sacrifice them

>>40508331
Remember this from the Jump King stream. Was there any reason why she had this image?

>>40508554
yes

>>40508331
I don't remember where this came from but I still post it every now and then

>>40508724
It's from Jump King. Yet another reason why that stream is actually good and not bad like some faggots would have you believe.

I hope when she comes back she tells us more about the dirty laundry that's thrown all over her room.

wwyd if gura tweeted a legitimate marriage announcement? drop her or support her continuously? I guess if you didnt support her a graduation tweet would shortly follow

>>40508554
Yes there was.

>>40508760
Jump King.. I erased that from my memory for some reason. I'll rewatch it next week.

Imagine Sen having sex with Gura, kinda like in SAO alt...

>>40508853
Why would I be upset about her announcing our marriage to the world?

>>40508853
What? Like announcing she was engaged to someone? I'd be extremely happy and support her 100%
Her happiness is my happiness.

>>40508853
I think it would make her gura persona super weird but I wouldn’t necessarily completely stop watching her content, especially if it was under a different name

i just took 5 pulls from a 100proof bottle of cheap ass whiskey and im feeling fine

What is Gura wearing under this dress?

>>40506312
And a reminder that Gura has seen her brothers penis. Everyone with siblings have seen them naked by accident at least once.

>>40509127
I haven't seen my sister naked since we bathed together when we were 4 and 6 years old.

>>40509119
Why would she be wearing anything?

>>40509194
But you have seen her naked

>>40509194
o wow thats also the last time i saw ur sister naked

>>40509127
Honestly I’m not sure if I think Gura is a virgin, she makes more money by saying she is so it’s hard to take her at face value

>>40509228
Wouldn't her cun cun be in direct view of everyone when she's swimming in Atlantis?

>>40509298
I can confirm she isn't a virgin since I took it myself.

Are the threadshitters trying to project their cuckness onto us? Go watch your yellow public toilet.

>>40509327
Don't you know? Atlanteans don't wear any clothing. That's some kind of ceremonial garb.

>>40509419
cunny kingdom T u T

>>40509419
is that why she loves to flash us? T o T

this is gura's everyday attire from atlantis

>>40509492
No, lore is not the reason why she does anything.

>>40509127
*brothers
she has 2

>dox baiting

>>40509671
No.

>>40508064
With AI, you won't learn any real lore from her or any stuff she does behind the scenes. It's just going to be made up from a generator.

i love this creature

>>40509671
No, she has 1 retard. I love it when people think they know le secret info and get it wrong, lol.

>>40509766
No. Gura told us that she has a brother

>>40510168
How is that different from flesh-Gura? She's just a generator.

>>40509010
God I love her tail so much, and I hate it cause there is no way to enjoy this fetish irl without going to jail or getting salmonella

Why are we trying to to be /morig/ 2.0?

https://twitter.com/Greatm8SFM/status/1611814967191433216?t=YpgefQuV9X5mumc8NWQDIw&s=19
Thoughts on butthole placement?

>>40510822
tourists

>>40510905
No opinion on butthole placement, but thanks for posting this. It should be tagged.

Who in Tempus should Gooba collab with first? I'm leaning towards Vesper or Altare.

uhh guys... I just smacked Gura really hard in the face and now she looks like this? Should I call a doctor or something?

Who did she unfollow?

>>40511743
But that's how she normally looks?

>>40511802
supposedly the person that made her schedule template. i wouldn't be surprised if it was just another jp artist going menhera or something again

>>40511865
>supposedly the person that made her schedule template
I already posted who the artist was, I just don't remember if she was ever following them. For other reasons I don't think she would have a reason to unfollow them

I feel like gooming a lot this weekend.
What should I start with?

>>40512048
Church

https://twitter.com/jiryu50610218/status/1611739075731689476

>>40512124
Please Gura for I'm about to sin...

>>40512048
something from this artist

>>40512623
basically telling him to fap to niggers lmao

>>40512839
good to see you again bud

>>40508853
Insta drop and become an anti
Gura would have basically been lying by omission to us and that isn't ok
That being said fuck off cuckmate, don't post your fantasies here.

>>40512623
Good artist. Gura likes them too.

I goomed

>>40513106
that quick? still got a whole night to killl

>>40505803
Miss muh shork

>>40513106
bud.... do your edging reps...

>>40513146
You underestimate cumbud's power...

>>40511802
I'm not sure who she unfollowed.

>>40513106
>>40513197
fr. Gura would be disappointed to know you're gooming, but even more disappointed that you chummed in like five minutes

>>40513311
Towa, she heard she's a male.

I exercised again.

>fr
you're not doing a good job fitting in

>>40513311
it was @manoaloe
just checked it

Please... I'm thirsty for rrats...

>>40513621
If rrats are all you want there's about to be a deluge of them in threads that do not concern us. Head on over.

>>40513599
>unfollowed for inactivity

>>40513731
I'm only being sarcastic and I'm just watching the show. Sorry, I know I'm not helping thread quality by being like this. I'll stop.

>>40514551
the sexiest Gooba art I've ever goomed to!

What do you think Gura REALLY thinks about us? Does she love us? does she think we're a bunch of greasy coomer moids? Obv she wants us to think she likes us but with her you can never tell...

>>40513829
nah i was joking, she never following her in the first place

>>40515133
If she loved us she would talk to us
Simple as that, I dont put anymore thought into it

>>40515395
cursed

>>40515326
Please don't make jokes about Gura's twitter when people are earnestly trying to discover the truth of who she unfollowed.

>>40515395
Photoshopped

>>40513582
Good job

Not a great larp

I wonder if Gura likes chicken parm

Gura likes eggs.

>>40515972
yeah, mine

>>40516042
Sex with this fembud.

>>40515972
I eat eggs sometimes. They're okay but I don't know how to cook them any way but scrambled.

>>40515834
Didnt she said she disliked cheese?

Name my band

>>40516151
Yeah except my dick cheese

>>40516222
Cunny Cunny Cunny

>>40516151
Yes but she still likes to eat things with cheese in them despite the pain it brings

>>40516222
The Nymphomaniacs.

>>40516151
She likes cheez whiz

>>40516222
Ultra Organic Hype

>>40516222
Cunnysaurus Sex

>>40516616
Well that shit is not cheese lol

if gura doesnt like cheese how come the kind of fries she endorsed was nacho cheese fries

>>40517137
Didn't she hesitate to dunk it in the cheese?

>>40517137
That was foreing cheese

Gura should get another taco bell sponsorship to shill the Mexican Pizza (It's BACK! Mexican Pizza always wins!)

Gura should get a Magic Eyes or Tenga sponsorship.

>>40517137
there is zero cheese content in nacho cheese

>>40517735
She's probably sold a bunch of magic wands to fembuds. Fembuds can you confirm?

>>40517879
Not a fembud but I currently have a magic wand lodged in my colon.

>>40505639
reminds me of my abusive ex...

I actually love Gura.

I'm rewatching her GTA V streams. I miss this funny shark so much.

Gura should make a second account and sell dakis.

Gura will hopefully bait a lot of good knotting art when she's back.

>>40519004
What?

>>40519208
You know. Dog dick.

>>40519004
fag

>>40519345
>he doesn't want to be a dog and knot cute girls
fag

Gura should go to bed.

>new homo debuts getting less numbers than a Gura stream
nice I hope they all turn I to 2 views and get fired

I don’t want more homos, Cover. I just want Goobulus Grombus…

>>40519004
fuck off

Here we go again.

>>40519004
kill yourself

>>40519004
Hopefully. But the artist's never bite when she does.

Gura only wants to watch cute girls doing cute things and so do I.
It's comfy.

Would Gura be embarrassed if she farted on your lap while you're cuddling?

that was pretty good 7/10

>>40521465
kys

>>40521156
nah she does it all the time when breastfeeding

Would you risk it?

>>40522873
I don't know what I'm risking but absolutely.

>>40522873
Dropping the ice cream? No.

male gura streaming right now

>>40523655
Like every time people say this, it isn't true in the slightest. Don't bother checking.

>>40523655
Gayass, what the fuck that does even mean?

>>40520184
I'm feelin it Mr. Krabs

>>40509127
>When your grandma was grooming your childhood friend to become your wife but you were to atustic to notice.
I got to see cunny when i was 12...

im going to bed
good luck later

>>40524010
everyones talking about raping him

>>40523655
A male gura sounds kinda gay

>Gura has nothing to do with the stars.
>Stars debut
>Shitposters are watching them
>Bring it back to /ggg/
Not like we didn't already know they were gay estrogen pumpers.

>>40525258
they are Teamates
how is this news to you?

>>40523655
Both of them like penis. That's the only accurate comparison

>>40525258
We are superior after all

>>40525718
Way more comparisons than that but anyone claiming he's Gura is still a faggot.

>>40527462
Shion collab when?

>pachi pachi pachi pachi
>hoocha
>huhaha
>shark facts
>brainrot bgm
>debut accent
>eye tracking going crazy
>"are you frustrated"
>ame always in chat
I'm watching all her old VODs in order and I'm currently at TABS 2

>>40528237
It's so obvious that management was mandating they chat. I'm glad that's over.

>>40528383
English?

>>40528594
Managers told them they had to chat in each other's chats. I don't know how to say it clearer than this. Do you not know English?

>>40528805
native speakers often have trouble with the subjunctive. pay him no mind.

>>40528805
>It's so obvious that management was mandating they chat
There's nothing clear about this, retard

>>40528383
>>40528805
Was gura in myth members' chat more often in the early days?

>>40529287
Absolutely. She was always a cryptid but she was less of a cryptid than she is now.

>>40528383
not now lolihopper

I have been thoroughly enjoying the recent surge of mmd Gura content on iwara

>>40529672
Post some please.

>>40529672
aww hell no. she got the generations of inbreeding facial arrangement

hentai san desu neee~

>>40529807
That's literally Gura's fantasy and why she wants to play crusader kings.

>>40530435
rubrubrubrub

>>40530435
keeping her butt warm

>>40529793
I goomed to this one recently
https://oreno3d.com/movies/151501

>>40530905
Thanks.

>>40530905
jesas

>>40529888
when is the full video going to be out

>>40530435
anon your temps

I’m currently undressing gura like this pic related, this brat cant even dress properly

see ya /ggg/
stay comfy

>>40532279
goonite goomber

>Another day breathing
>another day of gura not streaming
>another day of baiting
>another day of pagpag eater seething in catalog

>>40530905
what is this site?
it links to iwara anyway

>>40535045
it's the "I'm too lazy to check iwara" site that misses some stuff but catches enough that you don't care

Fucking the living daylights out of Gura!

>>40536966
Not cool Chumbie. What will the advertisers think?

>>40536966
its good but the artist needs to work on putting emotion into the face

>>40536966
Goobs would approb

>>40537215
you could say shes a dead fish in bed

>>40537215
she's been fucked so much she just doesn't have any strong feeling about it anymore

>>40538673

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>40540767
nyo

>>40538673
Is goob dead?

>>40540994
we just don't know

HONK IF YOU'RE HUNGRY

>>40541648
HONK

>>40541648
HONK

>>40540994
>DistortedGoobEnteringSanasButthole.png
Gura is kill.

Goob please save us from the homo onslaught, we need you now more than ever

>>40541648
HONK

>>40529888
Kimoi~~~~ does ojisan seriously want to see me without my clothes on?

i believe every cloud has a silver lining

>>40511474
Im retarded for responding to this but none

Reminder that Ame came out as trans so cuckmates will be shitposting more and more.

>>40543288
who fucking cares

Wait, let me guess.
Schizos are upset that Gura still hasn't said anything about Homos, aren't they?

>>40540994
She was killed by the yellow whore

>>40543433
Finished creating new Gura antis today bud?

>>40543426
pretty much, lots of bait with who should she collab with (insert dick) mine of course, going around

>>40543545
Yeah, mine

>>40543668
Yeah mine duh

>>40543992
The fuck you want Im not in need of a dinnerplate

>>40543515
kill yourself teafaggot

true chumbuds know gura will never ever collab with any of them so there's no need to feel hostile towards anyone other than Om*ga
if anything it's probably teakek falseflaggers being mad that homos ruined ame's birthday

>>40544377
ogey
>>40544483
goodnight bud

>>40544523
Im not keeping up with anything recently whats with this whole ame is trans thing, is it just a shitpost or did she say that

>>40544483
good night chumbo

>>40544654
Ame changed her pfp to Armando. I don't get why you'd care what anyone else is doing so much but if 'owning haters' is your thing, whatever.

>>40544654
She's still doing her Armando bit. That's all.

>>40544975
Not owning haters or drama just pure curiosity because I have anti pussy immunity

>>40544975
>>40545013
UMM ACTUALLY IT'S ARNIE NOW STOP DEAD NAMMING

>>40544483
Oyasame

>>40545013
thanks

>>40545057
Didn't mean to talk about you, I'm talking about the guy bringing in 'teakeks' and 'yellow whore' into /ggg/ when it's comfy.

>>40545204
Just avoid mentioning that creature, Id rather keep this at gura bed posts and seclusional cunny

I've never actually been against Ame but the more time goes by the more I hope Gura talks to her less. Some of the ENs are nothing short of embarrassing, and Ame isn't helping

>>40545300
Also mods my bad about showing my penis have a shart as compensation

>>40545204
It's a shitposter. Ignore it.

>>40545417
I mean jannys shit ive been in twitch too much

I got my limited edition signed bday merch!
She wrote mine as "Gawr Gua", maybe it'll improve the value

My goob

>>40546002
mine actually

Remember SNOT? Then it became SNO and now we're down to NO. Im not gonna make it bros

>>40545988
Post a pic. I'm collecting them.

>>40546002
>>40546116
I really need to stop drunkposting

>>40546223
how many do you have so far? im up to 48

OHNONONONONO CHUMKEKS TF IS THIS?!
https://twitter.com/Greatm8SFM/status/1611814967191433216

>>40546810
Just the ones posted in this thread. You've got way more

>>40546223

>>40546962
That little bit at the end? That's the a.

>>40546890
>username that isn't gura
>isn't even Hololive®

>>40546890
That's a very pokeable butthole...

>>40547051
that's a pretty lazy a, her r looks more like a cursive a

>>40546917
I've been saving them from auction sites, twitter, and here. I have nothing saved from the discord but I have to assume they've had some posted there too

>>40547107
She got tired of signing and got lazy as fuck, yeah. But you can tell what she was going for.

>>40546962
You got one of the smaller signatures like I did. I've only seen yours and maybe one or two more that are signed that small. Her handwriting is so cute

>>40546962
guar gum...

>>40547345
how big is it usually?

>>40546962
Rare Gawr Gua signature. It will be worth a fortune when you pass it down to your descendants.

could somebody clip the part gura talks about her dirty panties for me?

Seeing all you guys get your limited merch signed cards really brings back the pain of missing it
I feel like I'm not a true fan for not having it...

>>40547493
Search youtube. It's not a member stream.

>>40547506
same I looked at that one and wanted to cry

>>40547506
I just pretend my normal card is limited. It's basically the same.

>>40547506
same my internet died the entire end portion of the bday stream. i hope she does it again next year

>>40547434
i'll make it a family heirloom

>>40547412
I've seen a lot like this sized or just a bit smaller, at least from what i've seen. The ones me and you have are closer to the size from the printed cards. Makes me wonder if her signatures were getting bigger over time or smaller

>>40547493
the one where she said its in the corner of her room?

>>40547735
I hope she doesn't. It gave her carpal tunnel and the pain it caused the fans that didn't get one far outweighs the joy given to those that did.

>>40547832
ohh, yeah that ones a lot bigger

>>40547878
How about instead she puts on lipstick and kisses the card, just leaving a kissmark?

>>40548029
that'd sell a lot faster than a signature

>>40548029
That would increase the pain given to those that don't get one 1000fold, and injure her precious kissing lips.

>>40547878
>It gave her carpal tunnel
stop making things up

>>40548029
I'd pay so much fucking more for this. You could literally give her an indirect kiss

>>40548029
You literally want her to doxx herself thru her lip prints

>>40548099
This break? Treating her carpal tunnel. That's the health problem.

>>40548029
I think if she did that and I couldn’t get one I would kill myself

>>40548029
i just realized what i would do for this
i love her so much

oh dear.. oh my gawrgeous shark..

>>40548029
I would get her dna and make infinite clones of her

>hasnt tweeted, retweeted, liked, or shilled Tempus 2
I love my unicorn wife.

>>40549422
They do not fall from her lips, but they sure are falling from yours. Be more like her.

>>40549422
RT

>>40505692
>Gura will never quit hololive and purchase the rights to Gura and stream independently under the name "Gura"
Feels bad. I love her bros, but her current persona is far superior to her last.

>>40549851
>Rebrands as cunny shark girl Gorb Gooba
>Drawn by Nacho
>Has good rigging
I see no issues

gibe shork huggles ToT

>>40550554