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BOB(boys on break):
Luca

I'm not sure why I was worried about being raided. I'm glad there are male vtubers for awkward redditors

love my rapeable, pathetic, shota, cat boy, little brother !!

>>40517737
It's okay snakeanon you didn't choose the snake life it chose you, so which snake do you like?

wuca love! day im dying come back luca, post your schedule tomorrow and not 5am the next day my time please

shu is not wet

>>40518352
Current streams:
Shu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV3rTWsCvWA
Hex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu0N8sXiO7U
Ver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8PuG5Yp5cc
Aster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grgE7K7zxOk
Ren: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iOhUv4bXxM

Sonny in 20 mins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4x8GIWT8pc

>>40518394
We might get a raid from /#/ after debuts are over but they literally have like 3 thread they can post in right now so why bother with us.

I want brothers that interactions

>>40518497
All of Luxiem is a black woman…

>>40518837
At least the last thread and talking about raping sexcat was fun even if this one turns to shit later.

>>40518837
Numberfags can't even blend in here. What are they gonna count, number of fics written?

>>40519056
Well we can always go back to talking about rape, who would be the easiest boy to mindbreak and who would be the hardest.

Sonny LOVE
hl2 HYPE

i hypnotize sonny and make him believe he is a loach

>>40519249
We always talk about how much of a whore wife is but I still think it would take a bit to mindbreak him. His resolve is strong

>>40519166
Something something was a flop, low ccv something about SCs.

>>40519249
>Easiest in no order
alban, luca, vox, fulgur, hex, aster, kyo, ren, ver
>Hardest
mysta, ike, shu, uki, sonny, doppio

aa i can give u money.....alban.... just follow this ojisan... i'll help you and give you food and take care of you....

>>40519381
You can't mindbreak the willing, not sure if this is controversial but I think the cat will also be hard to mindbreak since he's also a whore, I think Vox would be easy to mindbreak IF you have a bunch of ojisans fuck him into submission since he's an anal virgin.

I want demon to hunt me down in the forest! What happens when he catches me? It's a mystery!

>>40519249
I feel like Shu would be easy to mindbreak. Sex cat would have been had it not happened already in his time. Hardest might be Luca or Ike, Luca because he doesn't realise what's happening for the longest time, Ike because he might be able to swap things around and break you instead or because he loves feeling like shit and I'm not sure if it counts as mindbreak if he's just enjoying feeling awful with no breaking of him.

>>40519672
Noo Alban don't follow the old man offering you candy back to his truck,,,,nooo that's so dangerous

noctyx fans prepare yourself for your oshis being tired after anime impulse or getting sick

>>40520005
But he'll give him food and take care of him, he won't have to wear those tiny shorts that he's now too tall for or those shoes with the holes in them anymore. I think he should trust him.

>>40520203
I don't remember that happening last time, though I'm a kindred and he was on break the whole time

>>40518455
Indigo Snake's would fit the chunni character, since they look like they are wearing eyeliner. However that's not really me. I like keeping it vague, emerging and disappearing in the threads. Which I'll be doing a lot. I fucked my body clock for this application

>>40514726
I didn't realize I was such a super minority in these threads...
Bros... I don't want a schlong...

>>40520332
i dont know if i got anime fest? confused with anime impulse or not but i just remember they all got sick or tired after a convention because they exerted so much energy

>>40520250
But what if he a pervert that will do nasty things to you Alban think about it more...

>>40520453
how would you go about raping your oshi then?

>>40520592
Well with animeimpulse I was at the con so I don't really remember what happened streams wise after that. It was a fun time.

>>40519770
I just remembered Vox talked about how warm his asshole feels while he’s drunk… shitfaced Vox is easy to manipulate and mindbreak and also has a warm hole for you to fuck into

>>40520352
What a cute snake you chose, best wishes for your application snakeanon and I hope you'll get in!

>>40520790
same, i remember sleeping for 12+ hours once i got home after the con

>>40520790
I MEANT ANIMEFEST GOD I AM TIRED. ANIMEFEST WAS A FUN TIME

>>40520203
Well the last conventions wife did he was fine. He wasn’t doing 1-on-1 though so that may change things. But he was sick during one convention so maybe he will get sick after one I don’t know.

>>40520672
But he seems so nice! And if he does do something bad to him then it's just helping to prepare Alban further for the cold, harsh world that he lives in, maybe it's a good thing in the long run if he does. It will teach the little boy a lesson.

>>40520793
Drunk shit faced Vox getting used like an onahole in the bathroom of the shitty pub he got drunk in, someone seems to have roofied his drink.

>>40520983
i notice it more with introverts so i dont know how uki and sonny will feel but fuuchan might be fine.

>>40520953
oh animefest looked fun too, i just remember luca had a high fever the entire panel then didnt stream for 2-3 weeks after

ToT im crying i love shota alban so much !! so pliable and soft uwohhh !!!!! i want to replace sonny in this !!!!!!!!!
https://poipiku.com/1592588/8109220.html

>>40520983
looking at the times for anime impulse, it looks like the m&gs will be in blocks of 2 hours, as they have probably an hour break in between them and then like another 2 hour break until the panel
so it shouldn't really be that bad for them, maybe a little bit of nerves and stress especially for sonny and alban since they never done a con yet but at least they aren't physically going there

>>40521220
It's probably going to fuck cat up too

>>40521082
Okay I'll trust that the ojisan won't moleste little Alban in his sleep, jerk off onto his face and have him wake up to dried cum in his hair. I hope the ojisan doesn't whore his little boy out to other men to use an abuse, that would be so unfortunate.

>>40521476
it's a lot even for me who just watched mostly. lots of crying girls or people asking questions you're not prepared for like reiterating your entire asmr script to them

>just dump the flour
the waste..

>>40521490
It really would be, he'll cry so much and lose so much trust in people and later develop a coping mechanism of being a whore and a slut. It would be awful if he was never the same again and when he ended up transported to the future, ended up making cute sex sounds on stream and acting like a little boy to please other perverts watching him.

>>40521446
He should've been a shota I will not forgive anykara for their crimes

>>40521602
I fear what shippers might end up saying to them during their m&gs, I know there are going to be some obnoxious ones who don't know how to enjoy that stuff without talking about it unprompted to the livers.

>>40522087
Did that happen with luxiem? If it didn’t happen to them than I have to hope it won’t happen to noctyx. My actual biggest worry is someone mentioning yugo

>>40522087
maybe but i think more people spill their spaghetti when they meet them then saying something insane majority of the time.

>>40522217
Luxiem only really pushed one ship internally ever. Noctyx pushed it a lot harder between the 4 we have remaining.

Sonny startan finally

shu...

i'm so sad

thank you for the food anons... i love grooming alban sm,,, uwoohhh ToT

>>40521889
Oh no that sounds so sad, I hope he doesn't become a whore who goes to drug fueled orgies just to numb his emotions. If he starts doing coke to get the buzz during sex again and sells his body for drugs to sustain his habit, poor alban.

>>40523722
i know, its okay anon

>>40523722
Why?

>>40524265
they got the PERFECT shota

>>40524265
Take a wild guess at what's happening right now

>>40524433
>>40524448
Ah that...he really is sex I wished we got one as well...sad times indeed

>>40524433
Someone who got an Alban m&g slot please taker a shrinkray with you and do what must be done

>>40524625
g-gamers wave for sure right..

I am very kindly asking you to go to the 100 other threads on that topic, we have 6 boys streaming right now

shu why have you gone to piss every hour so far

>>40524905
Manifesting shota, bara, ojisan and nekomimi, please anykara please. If not at least shrink the cat and enlarge the lam bros

>>40525164
Wife is staying the same size. Archivist is the tall one so your only chance at getting a bigger wife is if he gets an archivist model

>>40525164
>nekomimi
i want a bunny boy, too many catboys

alban is already ideal shota in my head, hes cute and willing to play around, knows how to play with his fans, his interactions with members are cute esp when hes being bullied, aaa hes perfect !!!!! his model might not be ideal but somehow its still cute to me !! alban in any shape or form is always a shota !! even outside of his character hes so hardworking and cute !!! i cant resist !! he needs to be punched and abused until he cries !!! aaaaa albannnn ToT

>>40525382
40 copulations.....

>>40525437
perfect friend for sexcat

>>40525437
Bunny boy shota who is made to be bred!

I’m still on the stance of just a normal fucking man.

>>40525420
Takoyakis your starting to sound like our local Arcadian...

>>40525678
I understand you, Yashiro is pretty sex

>>40525678
i also want that, i dont care how plain he looks

>>40525355
Legatus is so small…

>>40525830
AH AH AH SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX WITH MY THIRD WIFE LEGATUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX

>>40525678
I’m the anon that wants a normal dude in a group of fantastical beings but also it would be funny as fuck if they just debuted a single guy who was an account or something like that.

>>40525420
His face is fine and looks incredibly young, it's just that he's too long.

>>40525678
I want him

>>40526026
*accountant
Banker works too. I just want him to live a boring ass life with a job he hates and escapes to us to lighten up his life a little bit.

>>40526173
this is not a normal man

>>40525830
Wait what is Legatus and Fulgur two different people? Or did wife just forgot his height

>>40525678
>>40526026
>Snakeanon gets in
>Has all these Chuuni ideas
>"Yeah, so we're making you a bag boy, k?"

>>40526244
Shhhh he was normalish in season 1

>>40526324
he could just be doppio without the super strength

>>40525764
the outfit he has on in the niji mahjong tourny is so dapper and hot
>>40526197
yes, we deserve our own larry

I still always come back to this pic. Also give me an actual monster boy please. You have debi. Just do debi again. I can only cope with "Vox totally has a true form that is incomprehensible to the human mind" and "ren's model is actually a disguise" for so long

>>40525760

>>40526446
>normalish
i want a pathetic man but not this pathetic

>>40526197
He only streams after 5pm and never tweets or does anything from 9-5 because he's at work, he will sometimes randomly retweet stuff about cryptocurrencies and the stock market at 5am.

>>40526299
anon? legatus and archivist are not the same. wife is archivist

>>40526568
I would love a Creature. Not a guy with some funky ears or anything. I want an actual eldritch creature or a cute little dungeon monster that you kill early on for easy levels.

>>40526650
fuckkk thats so cute !!! perfect tired inexperienced salaryman perfect for grooming ToT

>>40526705
Wife is in his Legatus model no? And it's 178cm but he said Legatus is 170cm which isn't correct unless there's 3 different alters? am I dumb

>>40526631
No I want him exactly that pathetic, I love it make Reigan a Vtuber

>>40526049
hopefully they adjust his size or something in the new outfit, his current one looks like his trying to fit into his older brothers clothes and shoes... but when i think about that aaaa its so cute

>>40527051
anycolor give this anon the most pathetic man in gamers wave

>>40526934
I have no idea what wife is cooking with this height thing to be honest. I don't think wife and archivist should have different heights since they're the same person

>>40526871
So committed to kayfabe he schedules call to end the streams saying that the bank called him and he has work to do.

>>40526531
Larry is the perfect model for this man. A perpetually tired man who hates his boss. God I’d sell my soul for this.

It was really nice seeing everyone cream their pants over Larry. Salarymen are the best.

>>40527313
Archivist is taller because when they chopped his limbs off to make Legatus they made him shorter to be less intimidating

>>40527402
am I out off the loop, who the heck is larry?

>>40527610
He’s a gym leader and apart of the elite four from Pokémon

>>40527086
yeah, i think that imagery works best for him
just never show him from the waist down or something

>>40526934
nah I think it's just wife being dumb, he mostlikely forgot what legatus'/current model's actual height is since he hates how twinky he is. his archivist model is his wish fulfilment one where he can be both milfy and bara at the same time

sonny is so fucking retarded i love him

>>40527610
New Pokemon guy

>>40527709
I have deluded myself into seeing him and thinking that he's 155cm tall. I don't have to acknowledge his height when his full model is never on stream

>>40527669
>>40527804
Ahh thank you

rip to the berries once again

>>40527270
Please I am begging on my hands and knees

>>40527758
Silly wife forgetting his own height

>>40527496
my cooe is that legatus is shorter cause his body stoped growing after getting the implants so he has a forever twinkish body! whereas archivist looks like he was getting surgery later in life so he could grow to his prime hight and build

>>40528008
He's 150cm in our hearts, just like how wife thinks he has tits.

>>40528334
cope* anyways fulgatus sexxxx with the hight difference ToT maybe make it so legatus is full shota!

>>40528334
Uohhh child soldier legatus stopped growing at 15 (or whatever age he was taken) he's a forever twink ToT

>>40528415
ToT my tiny little brother whos the manager of a convenience store and has to work the night shift !! oh no !! what if some ojisan comes into the store and manhandles him into the staff room and rapes him while there are customers still in the store he cant scream for help or else others will hear !!! how humiliating !! alban run !!! uwohh

>>40528415
At least wife can comission himself tits after outfit 2. I think Alban needs more grooming to actually get a shota outfit, Sonny and JP branch shotacons please work your magic on him

>>40528334
His body went through a lot of trauma and with all the radiation he probably did stop growing early on… tiny Legatus that fits just right on cock.

>>40529114
C-cocksleeve material

>>40526934
I’m pretty sure wife is Archivist but currently in Legatus’s body or something. Legatus is 178cm and Archivist’s true body is 190cm. The 170cm thing is just him forgetting Legatus’s height.

Demon finally got sober enough to get a waiting room up

>>40529041
Better yet he cries for help but instead of the customers helping him he gets passed around like an onahole by all the ojisans there, they leave him tied up to a chair in the staff breakroom with a water bottle shoved in him. His coworkers for the morning shift discovers him there and they...

Height difference SEX

>>40528145
God imagine an office worker who streams games to get his anger out because he can’t yell at customers.

his voice sounded so soft saying stinky stinky

>>40530366
He malds at every single game he plays, he'll play animal crossing and starts yelling at the raccoons. He's either going to shit on chat 24/7 because he's pissed off or be a pathetic man that wants chat to coddle him.

>>40531015
Chat is literally his third cat

>>40531357
oh i was talking about shu but i agree with chat being hex's third cat too

>>40531442
Lmao, sorry Hex says stinky a lot so I assumed

>>40530283
wife grooming his tundere tulpa feeding him his nutritious breast milk and comforting edgyboy with some nursing handjobs while legatus holds his tears cause he's overwhelmed with all the lovecorrection!

>>40531815
no worries!

>>40530283
>legatus gets to drink wife's breastmilk
NOT FAIR AIEEEEE

>>40529801
nooo TT alban being found by his cowokers and they realise how cute and slutty their brat manager is TT alban asks them for help but all they do is rape him and mindbreak him, its what he deserves, he never pays them anyway. little whore brother can never trust anyone ever again TT everytime he goes to work all he can feel are hands over him, breaths down his neck and disgusting voices from all the disgusting people that touched him aaaa my poor little brother,,,,uwoohhhh

>>40531181
Don’t fill my head up with more delusions.

can't wait for my husband's outfit

>>40532374
You'll take care of him when he becomes a shutin, right anon? When he can no longer take walking into the conbini anymore without breaking down after it happens a second time? Cook food for him and keep him company until he ends up completely codependant on you and would do whatever you asked?

>>40532666
same

>>40532374
Alban tries to pretend like nothing is out of the ordinary and continues to work at the Konbini, a couple weeks passed since the incident and he discovered that there's a rumour going around that the night shift convenient store worker with mismatching eyes will have sex with anyone as long as they buy something. On his next night shift Alban finds a long line of perverts salarmen and stinky ojisans waiting for him to clock in. They drag him into the staff room and fucks him sensless, but all of them buys something from the store. Last night was the most profitable day since the opening of his konbini...

>>40532662
No become delusional with me

>>40532127
Love correcting my tsundere child soldier tulpa sounds like some kind of danmei title.

>>40533238
aaaaaaa weak and vulnerable alban...relying only on me... i'll spoil him with food, games, i'll even let him see his friends... but at night... when he has nightmares what else can an older brother do other than give him some comfort ToT i'll take care of him so well he forgets everything else but me

>>40533353
alban discovers that being a whore is his only plausible route in life... ToT

>>40533275
It's really set in for me that he's my kamioshi. I do like plenty of other boys, but he's the only one that I actively look forward to watching live everyday. I look forward to what this year will bring for him, it's already started out so strong.

>>40533665
it will be a transmigration then a sentinel guide au for that anon that loves that shit. wife is the lonely writer that slaves all day writing his edgy power fantasy web novel when he dies from eating expired 50%off salad/wrap. he gets transported to legatus505 being legatus's handler but he's hiding the fact as the story unfolds that legatus was written to dismantle the system and all that starts when he kills /him/ his own handler! now will archivist throw it all and leave his comfy job as a higher up to shelter this cringey self insert or will he let things play out and write the story he's ment to play out! only time will tell as the characters slowly flesh out and WHAT have some unplanned developments of their own!

>>40534906
same. i am too drunk to elaborate. thank you. he always makes me laugh or smile. for so long. i am so happy he figured it out. all of the things said in this thread since july. my kamioshi

>>40534514
Being a whore is in his blood, it's his only option

>>40535123
I love all the low quality art Hex gets

>>40535965
I'm still waiting on my guided meditation/hypnosis stream but I understand the ethics concerns that would happen. Dreams are coming true otherwise.

>>40533498
No because if I do I’m scared I might actually start to imagine a liver who works a grueling job and then comes home and streams so he he can get steam off. He yells at everything but also is a bit pathetic and apologizes to chat for his mood and is so sweet to us but only sometimes… I need to stop

>>40536146
It's possible that he's the son of a prostitute who didn't know who the father was and died too young from some fucked up future STD to raise him beyond infancy

>>40535788
SVSSS but make it scifi and dystopian with more selfcest. Wife trying to further the plot because he wants the dystopian tyrannical government to fall but he's also trying to curry favour with Legatus.

>>40536174
Me too

>>40536348
Alban has future scifi STD that makes him have to get fucked by men and ingested semen everyday or else he will die...

>>40536333
Anon you need to learn japanese so you can watch yashiro. I don't know if his exact mood is like that but he sure is a salaryman

>>40536636
That diamond would have been enough to pay for the cure if he hadn't ended up sent through time instead, now he's having to fit in having men over to fuck him daily and if someone cancels on him, has to go walk the streets, waiting for someone to pull their car over and ask him how much.

>>40535788
woke up from a nap to see the entire thread hornyposting and even throwing me a bone, this is a good omen

i think i'm the only one watching shu but i've been really happy with the games he's chosen to play over the past 2-3 months. these games really suit him and it feeds the autist in him that wants to be a completionist for story based/simulator type games.

>>40536920
ToT because he looks like such a little kid the only men who picks him up are perverted ojisans who diddles little kids using Alban as a substitute.

shu your bladder has gotten smaller...

>>40537630
Happy you're happy, yaminion. It's always great seeing your oshi play the exact right game for them.

>>40537630
I'm watching him too! It's very comfy but i'm too lazy to livepost right now ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

>>40537738
He's pregnant

>>40537880
Tonight seems to be a pregnancy kind of night

>>40537746
ever since he played coffee talk, it's been really nice.
>>40537873

>>40537880
whose the father?

>>40537669
Alban walking back home with lube and cum drying on his thighs, knowing he has to get to sleep soon to wake up and stream when he said he would but his legs are wobbly and shaky because the guy was too rough. Walking inside and passing out before he can even shower because he's so drained.

>>40537630
hey fellow yam! i know!! its the afternoon here but having a chill sunday afternoon so was too lazy to livepost

>>40538877
hope you rest well!

>>40536772
he's honestly the opposite of a pathetic salaryman
still hot though

>>40536989
gm anon! sorry that was the only
bone I can share cause I'm no writer but either way I just like the idea of wife grooming his autistic son and also that asshole tulpa of his to awkwardly show affection and possibly PDA or even bouts of unexpected domesticity and also love correcting wife and treating him special for a change! selfcest LOVE self love SEX

>>40536772
I do know some Japanese and I like watching Yashiro. Yashiro doesn’t have the vibe of a dude coming home to blow off steam by being angry though. He’s more like your working husband who came home and wanted to have fun playing video games even if he’s a bit tired, which is nice. I enjoy watching his proseka streams!

>>40539245
you too! enjoy the stream! (hope he will draw the one year member badge at the end of the stream too ;-;)

I'm so glad he's back (at least one of my oshis is back in commission at one time, gws ikey ue)

>>40539476
Cool, I hope you get your angry salaryman someday

>>40538404
That's so hot...Noctyx lives in a gamer house right, what if one day he passes out on the couch and one of the guys discovered him lying there with dried cum stains down his thigh

How do I save Ike? https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1611964648969871361

>>40539706
+2 WEEKS
Holy shit quilldren I'm so sorry

>>40539569
i almost forgot it's close to 1 year for his membership, he might make it a stream later this week!

I miss my wife

>>40539706
ike...

>>40538877
>yam
That's an incredibly cute nick name, kindreds would just me kin.... comfydants would be com....

>>40539706
i feel bad for the guy..

>>40519598
swap kyo and shu cuz i think shu would be easy to fluster enough into doing whatever you tell him but kyo is just a little shit all around

>>40540003
We'll see him tomorrow!

>>40540195
>com

>>40539467
selfcest is love selfcest is life, bless wife for indulging so many of my kinks including this one. writer or not all hornyposting is welcome and encouraged! when i got wife's sakura bloom VP i remember imagining it was a fulgatus date

>>40537630
no i agree its so cute and desu im tired of the valo streams but these cute little singleplayer games are so perfect for him

>>40539639
Gamer house with internal secuirty camera feeds that Fuchan can check up on at anytime. He's heard the moans coming from Alban's room before which is pretty well soundproofed for streaming purposes and decided to check up on him thinking something might be wrong, perhaps a nightmare. What he sees instead is two men he's never seen before double penetrating Alban's ass. It's no secret that he's fucking strangers constantly to the others either but they try not to mention it because Alban tries to keep it a secret and the men who he does bring home instead of fucking in their cars, in secluded parts of parks or hotels all enter and exit silently and discreetly.

>>40540340
can't wait! good night

>>40540195
yea! it was used in the community but shu shortened to it recently in his xmas zatsu c:

>>40538214
luca

>>40540195
When are we getting the cum fandom

>>40540429
they are, it also allows him to interact with chat a bit. it's nice even though he said he wanted to play the new valo map i don't mind if it's just one stream...and one only

>>40540657
This thread is the cum fandom when it's horny posting like it has been today

>>40540530
Noctyx staging an intervention because they think Alban is a sex addict who keeps fucking everyone he sees without protection, it ends in group sex because why go out to get random men when he already lives with horny men.

>>40540795
>VALORANT SCHEDULED.JPG
I forever feel bad for the anon that made that edit but it's really funny and fits too well

>>40540405
fulgatus LOVE! ANON YOUR BIG BRAIN i can now listen to that vp in a new light! cuteee
>>40540354
com gonna coom

>>40540989
that and the sex schedule are my favorites

>>40540263
Kyo is absolutely easy to mindbreak look at his frail little boy body he's also probably a virgin, just throw him into a gangbang and he'll be broken in no time.

>>40540989
those types of edits always get a chuckle out of me. we need a male version of the meloco you replied one for when this thread is being silly

doppio put his minecraft vod back up, guessing he edited out the superchat?
https://youtu.be/BEp9epbFjYs

>>40540405
You really gotta have something wrong with you to fuck your own asshole tulpa and wife is exactly the type of mentally illed to do that.

>>40539609
I can only wish. It seems like Niji is dead set on the fantasy aspect of their livers but if I cross my fingers long enough then maybe…

>>40540657
Cumfydants

>>40541469
Hey if we got a cop but futuristic maybe one day we'll get salaryman but from 2090.

Hex and shinri were friends in pl. you guys think they are gonna interact

>>40541395
kek I was thinking about it in a fluffy light but I like the way you think! self depricating wife with no hint of his own self preservation allowing himself to be debased by the monsters in his head aka legatus

>>40540952
What good friends they are, helping the catboy get his daily dose of cum like that. Alban didn't want to be a bother or seem like he was trying to guilt any of them into fucking him but it's much more preferable to only have to look for other cock if the others are all away at the same time and he can't get any dick from them that day.

>>40541636
>salaryman from 2090
what a concept

>>40541025
wife is the one with the biggest brain for giving us his latest EX voice. he feeds us well
>>40541395
he'd fuck his brother, he'd fuck himself... you could make fulgatus into a twincest AU too

>>40541899
That stream would be nigh incomprehensible and subwoofers around the world would explode

>>40541636
Ah maybe. I mean we have other “normal” ones like Mysta and Luca but they have jobs that aren’t boring. I want a man that hates his job.

Come on Hex you shy whore I don't believe this at all, you little liar

>>40541256
yeah, it's a very noticeable cut if you are paying attention or read the chat
oh well, im glad he's feeling better about it now

shu, this voice makes me want to bully you lovingly

>>40542189
Oh wow Vox 2.0. has the same results as Vox, who could have ever seen this coming

>>40542189
Huh didn’t expect to see switch… maybe he has taken it up the ass before

>>40542319
Exhibitionist is at 0 but i genuinely thought it was vox's for a sec otherwise

>>40542189
>61% masochist
>33% submissive
he just hasn't been trained yet

>>40542022
He works with cryptocurrencies wears a suit but it's holographic, he doesn't drink coffee but takes energy shots. Wears glasses but the weird scifi kind.

>>40542189
WHY IS HE LYINGGG?? He literally said he was getting tag teamed on stream

>>40542460
he sounds awful, works with cryptocurrencies but he doesn't understand what crpytocurrency is and he's shit at his job so he takes it out on games he plays during stream.

I want this to be more of a meme because it cracks me up so much

>>40542189
>>40542461
To get a 100% switch score on the BDSM test you need to answer that you fully agree on the question:
>I could not be always dominant or always submissive, I need both
So yeah, there's a sub in there.

>>40542341
He drunkenly said he'll fuck a catboy and in the outlast stream said he wouldn't want to fuck a dogboy because they'd want to go on walks after sex, he probably has taken it up the ass before.

>>40542590
Twitter is where he lies and makes jokes. I don’t take anything he tweets seriously.

>>40542027
Brothers twincest selfcest, Box x Vox x Legatus x Archivist, Futuristic x Old timey fantasy

>>40542189
Isn't a high score on that master stuff a turnoff to you guys? I couldn't do that 24/7 shit.

>>40542679
His tweets make me mad, who is he trying to fool?

>>40542189
>100% daddy
Uhh

>>40543099
himself

>>40542189
This needs to be flipped and rearranged

>>40542632
To be fair nobody really understands crypto, he accidentally causes the stock market crash because he was up all night playing Valo and accidentally placed the decimal in the wrong spot at work.

>>40542906
LAM orgy... if you like het you can throw the genderbends in there too... i love whores

>>40542189
makes me want to retake this test since it's been a while since ive done it

>>40543160
Hex trying to convince himself he’s all daddy dom when in reality you stick a finger in his ass and he moans like a whore. You can’t tell me he doesn’t melt the moment you stick something up there.

>>40543242
Pet being 4% is literally him lying through his teeth

>>40543250
planning a stream around the stock market crashing for kayfabe and having a meltdown on stream

>>40543327
He would probably moan at the mention of it. You remember how fast he was to say he would suck something in that mc stream.

>>40543424
I would watch an imaginary stock market stream

>>40543286
Lam orgy... 6 people yummy Vox would absolutely want to fuck the shit out of Ovidia.

>>40543503
He could do a members watchalong marathon of C

is there a single nijiEN male you guys will accept as having dom proclivities?

>>40543424
I would watch a man lose thousands of dollars because he didn’t understand what the stock market really was

>>40543424
>FUCK MY GOD DAMN MONEY FUCK FUCK FUCK *Breaks keyboard*

>>40543639
yeah, my oshi

>>40543639
Yeah, my husband

>>40543639
Vox, Luca, Ike, Sonny

>>40543485
Slutty little discord kitten trying to larp as a daddy dom...he needs correction

>>40543698
>hears slack notifications going off in the background

>>40543639
Ike, Sonny and then Luca but Luca doesn't realise that he's a dom, he just thinks its normal male behaviour to act in bed how he does until someone explains to him that being that forceful isn't something everyone wants he can't help himself though

>>40543639
Everyone I wanna bang is a switch in my head because like, sometimes I want to be told what to do and where to go and sometimes I want to do the telling!

>>40543939
>prewarns another liver to show up in his chat and try to calm him down so he can yell at them to leave him alone

>>40543639
you will never find universal acceptance of anything, everyone has different tastes. i like vox exclusively as a dom and a top
>>40543524
it's great being a bislut. just play jenga with every iteration of either lam bro and it's hot

>>40544072
>furious sound of typing and heavy breathing for 5 minutes as he try and figure out if he can get his money back
I love how we don't have the vtuber we want so we just play pretend in our head.

>>40544072
>the liver is luca and he makes a deez nuts joke instead

>>40544206
Everyday of being a lam bro enjoyer is a good day, except they refuse to collab aieeeee

>>40544566
It's like Ikeakuma, they need a third person so they don't have sex on stream

>>40541256
>>40542211
I did some comparison and he cut out the part where they talked about using tutorials for builds (29-30 min in)
Which is weird because other people have talked about using tutorial on stream
Not sure about the superchat, do you have a timestamp so I can double check?

>>40543670
We can already see this live on twitter with Elon musk

>>40544650
one day new hire mane-san fucks up and leaves the three together thinking it's safe, and we finally get the on-stream threesome we deserve

>>40544936
There was discussion in chat hating on Pomu so it might have been that that he cut out

>>40544969
Yeah we’ll Elon musk isn’t an anime boy and he isn’t exactly your normal business guy

>>40544936
the superchat happened near the end, around the time he's building the frame of his arcade with the wool

>>40544244
We’re creating a liver and we’ll talk about him like he’s real.

>>40545326
we need more boys asap. this thread is losing its mind

>>40545326
My favorite stream was when he was trying to sell NFTs but got scammed and lost 50k

>>40545326
This is the third time this has happened

>>40545472
what art was in the NFTs he was trying to sell

>>40545326
we need to give him a name

>>40545563
It has to be a normal ass name like Samuel or something like that

>>40545326
we already have thread tulpas, one more for season 2 can't hurt

>>40545652
Paul the salaryman

>>40545543

>>40543639
>>40544206
I don't really care typically but with Mysta it's mildly annoying because anons seem to have gotten it in their heads that only the Mystake schizo doesn't want to peg him so you kind of have to post a certain way lest you get singled out and ridiculed.
Actually even with Vox it's kind of the same. I've seen anons chased out of main before for daring to want to be the fuckee instead of the fucker with him.
Feels like there's pressure to be a hivemind on this subject.

>>40545652
Robert (bob)

>>40545652
Two really boring names but one is a first name with 'son' put on the end like Eric Samuelson, his nsfw tag could be #eroeric

>>40545543
Niji liver smug cat edits

>>40545715
>>40545789
>>40545807
My favourite Paul Robert Ericson stream was when he tried to do Futures trading but the trading is controlled by chat.

>>40542189
>openly talked about streaming naked before
>exhibitionism: 0%
I know you're doing this on purpose, but don't give away that easily.

>>40545754
the invention of the mystake schizo has really ruined mysta discussion on this board, it is impossible to talk about him without getting called them

>>40546019
I loved it when he yelled at chat for purposely making him lose money but then apologize later because he felt so bad

shu...

>>40546453
It was also really funny when he called chat dumb fucks for buying but it actually made him the most money out of all his investments.

>>40545068
I still can't find the pomu and hex hate comment/sc part so I give up
the vod from archive anon was 3:16:16 and his new vod is 3:09:48
so he cut 6:28 out, the tutorial part lasted around 5 min so I guess there's other bit that he cut out as well

>>40546019
I love the running gag he has with chat where they call him Sony due to his last name being close to Ericsson and he acts confused about why he's being called 'Sonny' because he's not Sonny and you can tell he knows it's a Sony Ericsson joke but because he's from 67 years from now, he pretends not to know about the fact Sony and Ericsson were a joint venture until Sony brought Ericsson out when profits were falling.

>>40545754
I remember seeing the "mystake schizo" shitting on other mystakes for liking shota mysta or calling them fake mystake for not liking what she thinks a typical mystake should like, so it's partially her fault for not being able to engage in a conversation without being aggressive

>>40545754
shitposters will pile onto anything they see is starting to get a reaction. use filters and hide posts is all i can say. when it becomes too much take a break from /here/. you'll never be able to control what others post, and in turn you should post whatever you want.

>>40546683
We're getting so elaborate with this kek. Does Paul R. Ericson have any lore or is he just a regular old salaryman in 2090.

gn, see you for demon asmr. I wonder if he'll still do runescape afterwards

>>40546432
>invention
mystake schizo is real and has shit up many a thread, now she stays in main

>>40547361
gn kindred

>>40547448
okay then what are the characteristics of this mystake schizo. how do I post about mysta without getting called one 'cause it's happened many a time

>>40547448
I think she is the mystake schizo
She had a meltdown a few days ago about the exact same topic in main

Oh god, forget it, I didn't mean to start a timeloop.
Yeesh, this is exactly what I meant.

>>40547216
His timetravel was from a moment of desperation after accidentally fucking over the company he was working for and going to desperate lengths to try and turn back the clock and not fuck shit up. However timetravel still being experimental it sent him to the wrong year.

>>40547740
just dont bring up the name and no timeloop would happen.

>>40541256
checked the original vod, he cut out a lot from 30mins in. not sure if it was bc chat was spamming "raw men", the tutorial talk, of because of the bgm he had playing.

please I just want a real bara(not just muscleman) in NijiEN I am begging, I am on my knees

>>40547740
Idk man maybe stop asking people to post membership if their opinions don’t align with yours and stop putting down people’s ships/taste

>>40548009
You’re getting Paul Robert Ericson and you will love him.

>>40544936

might be this >>40547955

>>40547578
some of what >>40546821 said, i'm not good with recognizing typing styles but i remember her asking for proof of membership and making a stink because people had more than one oshi. regardless you'll get people calling you mystake schizo because retards can be persistent. only newfags respond to milgurschizo once in a blue moon and the shitposters who reply ok vox to every phantomo post barely get a reaction, but they keep doing it anyways.

>>40547819
We was trying to go back in time to 20:23 because it was right before his fuck up but he input the the numbers wrong and got transported to 2023.

>>40548183
If Paul R. Ericson becomes real I would sell my kidney to buy all his merch and become an oil baroness.

>>40548183
I don't know who that is, I don't care if the baratuber is ugly as long as he's not a twink desu.

MILF SEX

>>40548456
he's nenmen's tulpa

>>40548456
He's our stupid salaryman from 2090 dummy

>>40548484
SEX

>>40548456
who would you want as the mama

>>40548854
ototo

>>40548849
i love how wife's gender is ambiguous in this one. could be ovidia or him crossdressing

>>40548979
mmh mmmh mmmmh

>>40545754
I miss the mystake I spoke to who loved josou seme mysta

>>40549289
That was me. I'm just tired of getting called a schizo, man.

shu and his piss cookies

>>40549208
yes, give us a yashiro brother

>>40549039
I love my wife he's so sexy a man or a woman

>>40549353
It’s an insistent thread shitter. Keep doing you but I won’t blame you if you don’t really want to post on this thread. I don’t post about Mysta for this reason.

i heard balls tickle my throat but he said bubbles

>>40549520
God that makes me sad. And people say it's the Mystake schizo driving Mystakes away when really it's people getting called said Mystake schizo that does it. Man.

>>40549465
best of both worlds, wife is enough to satisfy all my fantasies

>>40549631
Why do you feel sad if you have not done any of the things people accused you of? Just ignore them if that’s the case

>>40549923
Because people don't want to talk about my oshi anymore thanks to this shit?

>>40549746
Good day to be a bislut

>>40549631
Yeah it is truly annoying, especially when I’ve had multiple squabbles with her and have been told to post my membership just because I like another member an nth amount of times. I’d say just keep posting regardless, but one shitter (if not multiple shitters) will start up the time loop of her again just cause you say something simple like I’d like to hold Mysta’s hand. Anyway, Mysta love. He’s a very sweet guy.

>>40549984
Fuck I love all the bunny art we’ve gotten

>>40549969
Unironically with love, just grow thicker skin. This will follow mystakes /here/ for a long time, even more when it keeps getting constantly put into focus and discussed like this. Your only move here is to either leave and talk about him elsewhere, or learn to ignore. You post about Mysta, there will be 5 replies, 3 of which are probably calling you schizo, 1 will be bait, and one legitimate reply. Ignore everything else.

>>40550383
>Your only move here is to either leave and talk about him elsewhere, or learn to ignore
People have chosen the former. This is what depresses me. They have been successfully ran out.

>>40550449
They don't even seem to post in main though, I hardly see any mystakes at all

>>40550532
Yeah, because the same shit happens there.

>>40550449
Maybe most of them, but there are still a handful on main. They pop out when Mysta's streaming especially recently. This happens with a lot of lucubs as well who have generally learned to lie low until it's safe to talk.

>>40549969
If that’s the case you would have left this place months ago when main had a hate boner for Mysta whenever he’s mentioned

>>40550532
i see plenty of liveposting during his streams. hell honeys and lucubs still exist in main

otsonny!! Hey, Gordon! [Door opens] this playthrough has been a long time coming and i am pretty happy it's lived up to the hype so far. there are a number of games sonny has waited to play so he could stream them, but honestly i think there's a lot of value in vtubers replaying games too since you can offer different commentary and fuck around more... and fuck around he did, spending about as much time pushing the limits of the source engine physics as actually making progress in the game. from attempting to prop fly with every pallet he saw to spending 20 minutes building a staircase out of barrels to softlock himself, this is a stream rife with autism and at times free from worrying about trivial things like audience entertainment and i enjoyed every second. that being said, enough time has passed since his last time playing that it still feels pretty fresh and fun instead of him just going through the motions. ive said before that sonny is at his best when playing games he loves and i stand by that; oversleeping did not stop this from being a great stream that taught me a thing or two. after becoming especially well-acquainted with the airboat and gaining worldly knowledge from a vortigaunt, he paused today's adventure right as we got to the eerie town of ravenholm.
between karaoke and everything else this was a fun week back! there's two collabs we know for next week, and i suspect he'll be continuing hl2 and eastward, but the last few days are up in the air. GTA? one more stab at darkwood? haven't had a JP zatsu in a while... whatever the schedule is, i will be looking forward to it. thanks for a fun time taichou and enjoy the rest of your night! o7