/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

Lumi status?
Lia status?
Pippa status?
Tenma status?

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Hime Love

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Pippa love~

I hate dead hours I hate dead hours I hate dead hours.

What do I need to know before I start watching Uruka?

WHERE Is THE LIA STREAM

REMI LOVE

>>40503938
These are the people that call you a pedo for watching vtubers

Panko, the straightest chuuba, is flirting with Airi. And Airi is too pon to see it.

>>40504046
>Lia status
171965

>>40503797
These are the people that call you a pedo for watching vtubers

>>40504219
Time to catch up on some animu hours!

Fuck im so bored. Where are the streams

>>40504089
I choose to wholeheartedly believe this

>>40503797
did she change her mic or drop her voice?

>>40504679
You could watch Lumi’s coworkers, like Mouse, Nyanners, or Mel.

>>40504557

>>40504726
https://twitter.com/fuurayuri/status/1607861059687256065

Is there some special function to send a voice maro or am I just pasting a link to a vocaroo?

>>40504550

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1611881464974524416
Her maros are open.

>>40504784
Whatever you're doing it's probably cringe.

>>40504753
NTA but I can watch YouTube on my own.

>>40504356
WEMI SEX

>>40504812
That is hallowed internet culture

>>40502828
Who is the cunny dragon? I thought Miryu was in the company

>>40504829
How many "confessions" of people fapping to cp will it take for her to close them this time

>>40504829
they've been open for awhile

>>40504679
What's going on in that image? They stabbed a glowie?
Didn't Pippa complain about Vesper not being rugged enough? I feel like she genuinely wants Big Boss ft Matakaku's Santa Claus as a chuuba

>>40504550
>31 year old dude groomed some chick into being his literal baby
Is this the wemi endgame?

>>40504981
She will notice these ones.

>>40504829
Lumi reads my posts anyway. I don't need to go out of my way to send her a maro.

>>40504945
Beryl on the bottom right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGYCfJX9d6w

>>40503405
Isn't this what you guys want?
Vtubers that are honest and open about themselves.

Shiina is now a moderator in Phase friend Fuyo's channel.

>>40505044
No she doesn't.

>>40505002
That's Metokur

>>40505086
anons...

>>40505064
thank you based cunny enjoyer

I love my hag girlfriend Airi!

>>40504784
Don't. Also don't send dick pics to these poor girls. They don't deserve such horror.

>>40505086
all me

>>40504641
>>40504025
I've always felt the same. Aside from pippa every phase talent is small enough that you usually can shoot the shit with them in chat.

>>40505065
So there are intrepid clippers after all.

>>40505186
She talked about doing call-ins for the confessions, that anon is probably looking for a middle-ground.

>>40505086
Are you anons trying to scar her for life? Giving her the mindbreak tag? You're not sending her ryona shit, are you??

https://twitter.com/SourGrapeVA/status/1611883008406994945

What the fuck Sawa dont kill pippa.

>>40504829

Her maros have been open since November 8th what are you talking about? Are thread readers really no better than normalfag voters?

>>40504155
Hey. You shilled me your panda yesterday.
Why didn't she stream today? Saturday is for pizza here in Italy but still.

>>40505074
When will you learn that your content has consequences?

>>40505348
That's when she closed them schizo.

>>40505392
>You shilled me your panda yesterday.
That wasn't me, but she did stream today, kind of...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkiCB2LkO88

>>40505245
I would start a Lia weekly compilation channel but I have way too much fun making soundposts for (You)

>>40505470
Thanks

>>40505470
Corpo recap stream doesn't count.

>>40505394
>ACTUALLY YOU'RE WRONG AND ALSO YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL
Literally no better than the media. Should've expected as much.
I'm just wondering why, but I know I won't get an answer.

>>40505392
>Saturday is for pizza here in Italy
Terrone spotted

thinking about lia
thinking about liking lia
thinking about licking lia
thinking about sniffing lia after she spent all day at a con

>>40505470
aire looking like a giantess when she's side by side with those two womanlets

Hime doko?

>>40505538
Shut the fuck up bischero.

>>40505502
Yeah not really, it would've been nice if she had done a short zatsu at her usual time and then raid into the corpo recap waiting room

>>40505541
the funny thing is that Airi is 160 and Shiina is 155 so really they're almost equally tall, Panko is on the 140's so she's actually a shortie but Shiina isn't.

>>40505522
You are wrong.
>i can say take your meds but will seethe if you call me a schizo
Just leave nigga

>missed the yellow hoe due to the new timeslot
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk
wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk
wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk
wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk wolf milk

>>40505780
Same timeslot as every weekend.

Poll's closed, stand by for results. None of you is going to expect some of the shit happening.

>>40505780
>trusting her to keep the same timeslot
you only have yourself to blame

Why is it "honest inquire" Anyway?

boss....the team?

>>40504443
>Erina flirted with Airi
>Lia flirted with Airi
>Hime flirted with Airi
>now Panko is flirting with Airi
love for the cute pon is contageous

>>40505788
don't found any cities, dickhead

I love this woman!

>>40505845
dishonesty is not a virtue

>>40505845
because ESL

>>40505086
I told her how i sold a girl to a pack of gypsies and how i use powertools as masturbatory aid

>>40505780
anon what the fuck are you talking about

I want Lia to do a cover of Crazy Frog, and the video is of the feds chasing Yippee

I have come to the conclusion dead hours being whenever I'm awake is a deliberate attack upon me by Fishfaggot. I will now play LoL for the first time in a decade to hunt him down and ruin his enjoyment.

>>40505086
>Nun Lumi
Nuns are chaste, pious and humble (everything Lumi isn't), she would be a disgrace to the Habit and the Church

Lia would be streaming about nikocado's asshole right about now

>>40505848
There never was one. It was one big hallucination.

>>40505065
Kek, still won't watch zoomer streams though.

>>40500747
It's Pokemon Minecraft.
Not unlike VRChat you just need Good Enough in order to find success.
>>40504707
>The fact that these two sweet girls are such deranged people, what does it say about society?
Junji Ito is a super sweet and wholesome guy too. Being fucked up doesn't make you a bad person. Being a bad person makes you a bad person.

>>40505065
why was this not in phase weekly?
god i love yuri and lia

>>40505683
>>40505394
Two more weeks. This time for sure.
This time for SURE she'll be destroyed.
I really wish I knew why people seethe about her so much, feels like I'd figure out life in the same move

>>40506236
i really wish you would just move on instead of whiteknighting and giving the anti's free you's

I'll begin announcing the poll results, starting with the full roster. After filling in the last 8 slots, this is the composition:

Da Michi
NO PIPPANTS NO PIPPANTIES
#pankomanko
woman tears nice
Deerotic
Anon's Mom
THANK YOU FOR THE RAID
Squibbycat
Lia Liker
DO NOT TRUST
Wemi
Pon Wolf
Trash Bear
Shota Rapist
Sleepy Nasa
Sad Girl Company
I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet
shop.phase-connect.com/collections/all/coffee
EXIT ONLY
Seething Femanon
Overlap Connect
Phase Friend
She's Lia

Once again, there is only one talent with three reps on the roster, and once again, it is not Pippa, but Lia.

>>40506280
no.
Here's your (You)

>>40506288
I dont get like 3/4th of these references

>>40506350
stop being so new

>>40506350
huh what you mean?

>>40506236
Anon... I don't know if you're seeing something I'm not, but she did close her maros and reopened them not too long before the subathon.

>>40506350
discordfrien...

>>40506288
I enjoy how sleepy nasa managed to get in when 90% of the thread these days doesnt know who nasa is.

>>40506236
>I really wish I knew why people seethe about her so much
Isn't it simply because she's the most Stacey Stacy that has ever existed in the whole vtuber Staceydom?

>>40506288
nothing shocking honestly.
Pippa 100% would've gotten a 3rd rep if the 3rd option wasn't Pickme Pippa.

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>40506455
I thought Nasa was a manager, because she never streams

>>40506086
>she would be a disgrace to the Habit and the Church
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/no-apology-from-nuns-as-significant-quantities-of-human-remains-discovered-35500878.html
https://eu.burlingtonfreepress.com/story/news/2018/08/27/vermont-diocese-please-accept-deep-apology/1108480002/
https://www.thecut.com/2018/08/nuns-allegedly-abused-murdered-countless-kids-in-orphanages.html
No she'd fit right in.

>>40506455
there is at least 1 rep per talent, so Nasa was always getting a spot

>>40506236
I was stating a simple fact you stupid beta orbiting cuck. Not my fault you're such a cocksucking redditor that everything you see is an attack against her.

>>40506288
Let's go Deer Wife! clap clap clap clap clap

>>40506288
SAVE US DEEROTIC

>>40506463
No it's because she has 160 IQ and has a PhD in quantum astromechanics

>>40506350
I don't watch Uruka, but I want to believe "Trash Bear" somehow survived the 20 year journey from SA to here.
As for the rest, I'm relatively new, so it's only natural I would only recognize a few.

>>40506534
>THE (((MEDIA))) SAY CHRISTIANS ARE BAD!
where are the archives you nigger cock sucking brain dead gay nigger faggot with super aids. Kill yourself

Consider watching Phase Friend Menace's latest ASMR video during these dead hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqjQVkDJJn0

>>40506534
literal judenpresse

>>40506288
Airi's boob sweat soaked tie...maybe next year.

>>40505088
But Metokur glowing doesn't make a lot of sense and Pippa killing him with Vesper makes even less sense.
There aren't even stars on his hat.

>>40506236
When her maros were closed I had a whiff of her destruction and now I have a taste for it. I'm sorry but I can't stop anymore

>>40506534
Those things are always disproven. It's some sick communist hysteria they've been whipping up recently. There was a similar one in Canada and it turned out there weren't even human remains there

>>40506791
>it turned out there weren't even human remains there
wtf really? They even reported on that shit on the news of my shitty EU town

>>40505893

>>40506763
I don't think it's metokur, it's just an fbi agent.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1611892792682315777

>>40506524
that's true. i would've voted for another pippa name if it were available, but I wasn't about to vote for an anti name like pickme. I gave my extra vote to one of the lia reps.

What's with the sudden surge of whiteknighting newfags posting about Lumi recently? As in just the past 1 or 2 weeks.
Are they just holo/niji refugees that were brought in by the subathon and have no idea what the thread culture is like or what?

>>40507087
It's just one obsessed faggot

>>40507087

>>40507029
how many phase girls have done this stream?
feel like 3 or 4 at this point

>>40507087

>>40507087
>Lumi
Lumi's dead, it's Veimi who is being whiteknighted

>less than an hour till stream
>last tweets were retweets and something about missing sleep 11 hours ago
Pippa bros I don't think we are getting a stream tonight

Holo and Niji refugees are literally the best thing that happened to us.

>>40507029
>>40507151
Lia did it back in like August.
Panko did it in like September
Remi did it in October.

>>40507087
Some gumis affected by yellow woman's period of mushiness.

Now for the hard hitting stuff: the medal vote.

First of all, just like the last time, a couple of links:
The result graphs:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uyt4FyYtHrabCNmTrz6pWjkQRWAiZdEIlGUlFrWtzls/viewanalytics
The spreadsheet with individual results:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1A98zDbxZfD9PojpsnWXkI_iK3TNvn9YAH5fK6V15sFw/edit?usp=sharing
A copy of the spreadsheet I used for calculation purposes:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17A7nYdEJQATuV5BPpZ7Bbruf6RtjgjcTCcLzIuAcaFw/edit?usp=sharing

I used instant run-off voting for every slot, dumping the data in this tool: https://petertheone.github.io/IRV/

As for the results themselves:
First gold, and captain, NO PIPPANTS NO PIPPANTIES, got over 50% of the votes once again. Uncontested winner.
Second gold, maintaining the position from last VTL, Lia Liker. However, what is interesting compared to last poll is that Lia Liker has won the second place vote by an insane margin, with over 50% of the votes after removing Pippa from the equation. The large consensus across /pcg/ is that Pippants and Liker must be the two golds, with Pippants as the captain.
FIRST SILVER! This is the massive surprise of the poll. The non-gold medal slots have been hotly contested, but the one who eventually came out on top was Deerotic, returning to a medal position after she spent a season on the bench.
Second silver: This was a showdown between DO NOT TRUST and Squibbycat. The battle was won by Squibbycat, and a common pattern of the votes was that most people who included Squibbycat on their ticket placed her above Do Not Trust.
Bronze: This position was occupied rather handily by DO NOT TRUST.

And you might think, that's the end of the story, right?

Well, NO.

Official word was released three hours ago that the 5 medal system that was used in friendlies has been scrapped, and the VTL will continue with 4 medals. Which means, Lumi is officially no longer a medal.

>>40507087
>anti can't handle people disagreeing with him

>>40507213
Trust the plan. Any minute now the WR will land and itll be high energy happy pippa to send us off for the weekend.

>>40506171
>why was this not in phase weekly?
VOD deleted = It never happened.
Insert low-res GIF of Obi-Wan waving his hands here.
>>40505245
>So there are intrepid clippers after all.
Zased used to be a very intermittent Pippa clipper for a bit until 3 months ago, then he gradually began clipping all the spiciest Phase moments relatively consistently.
The Kirsche - in a move that in retrospect will likely go down in history as one of the most based retard decisions in vtuber history - bought him out in order to populate his and her channel with a consistent string of clips. Suffice it to say it worked and she's been going from low 2view to a little below Yuri's numbers. Not that that was the only factor but by the gods it helped.

>>40507087
it's the new fag who tried to compare her to Vegeta or something.
He can't help himself. He will dig up posts from dead threads and to defend her ina. new thread when he could just like things die

>>40507213
Whenever I say something about Pippa being pretty reliable with her schedule bad things happen, so I won't.

>>40507087
it's paradox of course.

>>40507307
>she's in
PCG WILL BE GOOD AGAIN

I love Lia's laugh here.

>>40507087

>>40507307

>>40507307
>Lumi is officially no longer a medal

>>40507398
To late you jinxed it.

>>40507335
The only thing I'm anti'ing is newfags.

>>40507307
Rigged by likers

>>40507307
>The large consensus across /pcg/ is that Pippants and Liker must be the two golds, with Pippants as the captain.

>>40507307
it's always been love or hate with yellow woman. the fact that this happened right after a new model stirred up anti's swayed things.

>>40507307
>No yellow woman and the return of Deerotic

>>40507213
fuck off and watch other phase girls' vods, if people don't support them now, this company will recline at the moment holo en comes back

>>40507029
Does Loom want to read hornyposts about her that bad?

>>40506650
>astromechanics
Nigga, I am tripping by imagining what this could even begin to describe.

>>40507307
RIP Veimi

UruLia is back?
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1611896228392112129

>>40507307

Oh, one of the interesting side notes is that Da Michi punched well above her weight and ended up being "best of the rest", although didn't prove to be a serious challenge to the top 5. A rather fascinating result.

>>40507709
I thought Uruka was at the ass end of Chinkland and Lia was Somewhere Else(TM).

>>40507307

>>40507307
>gets a vshojo model
>scored an own goal against us in friendlies
>immediately shitcanned from having a medal
Justice is served.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/SoBYJe

>>40507601
I'm going to confess I want to have sex with a certain vtuber, then go on a 40 minute tangent of how I need to fuck Uruka in the missonary position

>>40507774
Probably because of the Ark shitposting that has been happening.

>>40507029
>>40507277
>>40507151
Very tempted to send in the answer that made Lia scream and condemn me straight to hell

any pippa stream?

>>40507709
dildon't

The Remi ABDL rrat with Remi is so true. Wemibros, how much longer til you're changing your oshi's diapers?

>>40507307
this was a perfect storm of disaster for yellow woman
>new model stirred up antiposting 150% after it being relatively calm the prior month
>poor showing in friendlies
>"own goal" against vshojo
>her blood rival menace scored against us
>pro deerotic sentiment started forming after last vtl + getting
>yuri had a GOAT collab with lia days prior and reaffirmed them being a great pair, so she likely got voted automatic by lia likers

>>40507709
Ripperoni blue bear hymen

>>40507986
Hopefully in a few hours still

>>40507986
Imagine getting paid to live out your fetish every day

>>40507986
DDLG and ADBL and are not identical. That's like claiming all people with a collar fetish have a thing for being made out of doggy bowls. Yes there's heavy overlap between B and A but it's downright retarded to claim A is identical with - or even a gateway towards - B.
All that being said: She's menhera enough I wouldn't be surprised.

>>40507029
>this adamant about reading anonymous coomposts and doing weird roleplay
why is this bitch so horny all of a sudden?

>>40507884
Do it.

>>40507986
Anon, you know how much she pisses and how much she loves pissing. She even talked about giving giving her fluids to her viewers recently. She'd never wear diapers.

pippa stream today or cancelled?

>>40507029
I'm sorry Lumi I don't have any good smut about you...
When is the deadline?

>>40508237
Loom's biological clock is probably starting to ramp up.

>>40507307
At this point, it feels like anything Pippa related gets voted in by weight of her popularity alone. It doesn't even matter how much unrelated to the thread it is.

>>40508304
It's ok still almost 30 minutes to go

>>40507948
She's been putting up waiting rooms the day before so either way 5 minutes til or not at all.

>>40508304
cancelled

>>40508237
She hasn't had cock in two days

>>40508237
She's kind of a reverse of your usual GFEtuber. She'd never admit it but her viewers do in fact take care of her emotional and sexual needs.

>>40507986
forcing wemi to go to class in a diaper...
wemi coming home and demanding you change her...
cleaning wemi's pee-soaked smooth pussy with a wet wipe...
giving it a quick rub with your hand to make sure it's dry...
slowly increasing speed as she begs you not to make her cum on the changing table...
wemi stifling her moans with a pacifier as her legs shake in pleasure...

>>40507986
I'm selling my wemi stocks...

>>40508426

Destroying Lumi is sport.
Destroying Pippa is justice.

>>40508501
>capipi wouldn't change the pippampers if given the opportunity
smdh

>>40508389
thanks for the reminder anon.
doing my sacred duty right now

>>40508523
Destroying Pippa's anus is divine.

I miss Pippa

>>40507986
I love my wife Remi.

>>40508237
She's replacing her audience with a vshojo-adjacent one. The rrats were true.

>>40508353
>>40508381
>>40508304
>>40508352
>>40507948
>they didn't trust

>>40507029
Hmm, should I send Lumi the (school related) confession I already sent to Wemi? She didn't read it during her stream... But will she be hurt if she sees Lumi reading it?

>>40508715
You really think she'll find out?

>>40508715
>caring

>short stream due to m*les debut
I MISS THE OLD PIPPA

>>40506236
>why people seethe about her so much, feels like I'd figure out life in the same move
If yours is a honest question, and if you watched streams every once in a while, you would have noticed that the yellow woman has the vocal qualities and mannerisms of a very pretty but extremely vapid, vain, and rude blonde white girl (a stereotypical Stacy) which unfortunately triggers crippling PTSD in most nerds loitering around /here/.

The only difference is in how different anons face their fears. Some of them embrace the PTSD and seek to enter a state of trance in which they suppress their ID and relive the degrading experiences of their youth over and over again, in a sort of Stockholm Syndrome spiral of psychological self-harm. A fitting parallel would be the way menhera women cut themselves with razor blades. These poor souls cannot help but subjecting themselves to the ultimate humiliation over and over, to punish their own existence for being such a disgrace to the world. We call such people "gumis"

Most other anons respond to the same PTSD with a healthy dose of visceral disgust for the yellow wench. Yet in some extreme cases, when their reaction brings to the surface the more canonically masculine traits of aggression and revenge, they end up making it their life's purpose to anti the yellow avatar of pain and to destroy her career.

Of course, I don't need to explain to you how violent rape fantasies form an integral part of all three types of reaction.

HTH

>>40508804
Old Pippa would have straight up cancelled the stream.

>>40508426
I recommend meds or ending yourself, brother.

>>40508804
>Hates males
>Cuts stream short to watch males
DO NOT TRUST

>>40508237
I hate these confession streams. Most of the time it's filled with nothing but shitty memes and edgy low-effort stories.

>>40508804
Didn't she just say she didn't want tempus 2...?

>>40508828
Not the old Pippa in my mind

>>40508828
I MISS THE OLD PIPPA

>>40507029
Might just re-contextualise an excerpt from de Sade's 120 days of sodom and send it. Should be good enough.

>>40508804
whore

>i wanna watch holotempus debuts
dropped

>>40508808
>every reaction involves rape
Might just be you.

>>40508804
>>40508851
>>40508904
Pippa is a tryhard of course she will watch this so she knows what to reply to them on twitter or what to say about them when she's asked so she can pretend to care and not be left out.
She doesn't actually like male vtubers, this is just business for her.

>>40506288
What art is planned for Exit Only? I want to see Lia's bare asshole

Is this the part where /pcg/ pretends they're not gonna watch the debuts too?

Why is everything that Pippa does nowadays just so disappointing? There's just no spark left anymore.

>Yagoo delayed the Tempus 1.5 release by a couple weeks just so Pippa wouldn't have the nuclear grade filter material needed to avoid her responsibilities
Kneel.

>holo refugees seething
kek good job Pippa

>>40508851
I'm with this anon. Any 'I don't watch males' is to avoid talking about males because shippers and antis would have a field day with anything she says.

>>40509019
Why would I watch them?

>>40508991
Male anon status?

>>40509019
this is the part where someone inevitably spams screenshots of the debuts and mods don't give a shit because they never do

>>40509019
I'm not, I'm going to watch Airi then play SRW.

>>40508808
>has no friends
>doesn't collab with anyone because she's a bitchy recluse
>does everything alone and avoids social situations
>"stacy"
>asserts that everything involves S&M power dynamics and rape fantasies
this terminology has zero meaning and you are mentally retarded

>>40508991
that's even worse

>>40509019
to shit on them and call them BFE grifters, well hopefully they are skilled BFE grifters otherwise they have no future

>>40508904
>>40508851
1) She doesn't hate males
2) She is all about keeping up with the jonses when it comes to vtubers to almost the same needlessly autistic way as Lumi so watching any and all Holo debuts, watching most Niji outfit reveals and watching clips from both major companies is a huge part of her 'free' time.

>>40509019
If pippa puts up a waiting room for us to chat I'll stick around for it.

I can't wait until Sakana releases PhaseStars!

>>40508804
BASED

>>40508237
>>40508644
Expect a hentai tags tier list stream within the next two weeks

>>40509019
>watching males
gay

>>40509019
No self respecting Doremu would ever watch a branch that was originally designed to destroy unicorns

>>40509145
That would be fun

>>40509146
The thread quality would improve several fold as all the unicorn cuckolds clear out

>>40509128
You might have missed this but she has confessed to watching clip compilations and FalseEyeD just to keep up with the recent happenings.

>>40509152
if that happens I will go from ironically call her a whore as a joke to unironically calling her a whore

>>40508808
anon cute!

>>40508804
She's captured on the carousel of cock

>>40509172
And then she poops herself.

>>40509019
Yeah people are just pretending not to like Tempiss and male vtubers.
I don't even care enough to watch it for shitshow potential.

>>40508546
that rrat was exterminated the other night

>>40509019
no, i'm watching a menhera 2 view do her math homework

>>40509152
member when lumi had integrity bros
i member

>>40508804
Thank you Pippa the amount of salt you've generated with this stream title is part of the reason I love you. I look forward to your tweets during and after the debuts where you have to restrain yourself from saying anything that gets your Holobrony card revoked.

At least Irie is streaming for real

>>40507307
>DO NOT TRUST loses her medal
perfection

>>40509019
This is the first I'm hearing of them and I still don't care.

>>40509173
The Irys model reveal chat was super fun.

>>40507307
That collab won squibbycat that spot there was a lot of positive Yuri posting coming out of that collab (which was well earned cause it was so good)

If this were held 1 month ago in a timeline where the Lumianti's didn't get unearthed + Yuri had anti's out against her new model while her content was weaker, shit would've been a lot different.

Not shocked Deerotic is back, but shocked it came at the expense of Lumi. I thought if it were to have happened, it would have been at the expense of Yuri

>>40508804
Im in Tempiss 2, what do i say for Pippa to fall madly in love with me and want to have sex with me and be my girlfriend?

I secretly wish for a massive nuclear yab where Wemi is found to have had a bf all along

>>40509060
She constantly talks about watching male streamers, anon.

>>40509189
it's keeping up with vtuber trends for the sake of it vs. keeping up with vtuber trends for more effective grifting

>>40509252
>Abdl anti is also a homobegger
Like pottery

>>40509356
actual thread suicide scenario

>>40509352
ayy yo baby girl wanna go to build-a-bear? I'll buy you anything you want

>>40509145
Not a bad idea honestly. Hell, a react andy like her should honestly just keep streaming and watching it with us.
>>40509019
>Is this the part where /pcg/ pretends they're not gonna watch the debuts too?
I was honestly planning on watching the Niji penguin show us video editing. I do watch Maletubers from time to time but debuts are almost always awkward wastes of time and guys aren't really fun to watch being nervous.

I dont give a fuck what Pippa and Lumi are doing, I JUST WANT TO FUCK URUKA.

>>40509430
At least two or three people would commit an hero.

>>40509356
Yeah, me.

>>40509356
Please no. I don't know if my heart could take it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMIG32SdHbU
tonight pippa will be playing getting over it for a short stream before watching the tempus debuts

>>40509465
Rinmama…

>>40509352
None of the designs look like a homeless sociopath so you've already failed. Back to your containment.

>>40509294
"Integrity" just means "does what I think someone else should do".

i hate the antichrist

>>40509352
make fun of some retards on the internet and smoke a whole pack of cigarettes on stream

>>40509019
i don't have to pretend. I don't watch vtubers to begin with

>>40508804
Nice, I was planning on shitting up the sticky while blowing out my liver anyways

>>40509533
Not at all.

>>40509545
Then why are you here

>>40509545

>>40509526
>None of the designs look like a homeless sociopath so you've already failed. Back to your containment.
This right here. At best they'd commit minor arson or bodycheck an MC's LI but that doesn't cut it for the pips

>>40509468
Anon, this is Phase Connect. You know, the company with the vtuber that's living proof that no matter how much is wrong with a girl she can still have a relationship? You need to learn to expect these things.

wish Lia was streaming

>>40509352
just sankaroitua

>>40509294
>"I am motivated purely by numbers and personal advancement, nothing else comes into consideration" t. Lumi
>integrity
there never was any

>>40509559
Then why are you here

>>40509468
>>40509356
it's called Boyfriend Connect for a reason.

>>40508237
I am still under no circumstances sending my daughter to university. Even Lumi is not safe.

>2 minutes before stream
>only 511ccv
Pippa incline is over. She will be comfy again and chat will be readable

>>40509579
Well I'm glad you've made such a compelling argument.
You changed me, bro.

>>40509357
Its always pretty emotionally neutral. Even if she gets her ideal ojiisan vtuber I don't think she'd fangirl the same way she does for the girls.

>>40509294
I remember when the sociopath named Lumi pretended to, yes.

>>40509627
>threadwatcher
OK.

>>40509352
Nice joke, nobody would really believe there are men in these threads.

>>40509352
Say nigger repeatedly like her oshi Jim

>>40509611
So not much different from Vsjojo, huh

>>40509086
Seething
Rare L
Fuming even

>>40509356
Out of all Phase Connect Wemi is the least likely to have ever had a boyfriend.
Try Airi instead. She already has a lot of goslings and she's an attractive and extroverted hag, it's delusional to believe she hasn't had multiple boyfriends.

>>40509294

>>40507625
She is the Architect of the Ham Planet.

>>40509668
Anon that is literally never going to be a choice for you to make one way or another because you're just never in a million years going to reproduce.

>>40509653
because shitposting about vtubers is fun.

>>40509395
changing your daughterwife's diapers date stream incoming

>>40509730
she's said shit to that effect nearly a dozen times and you accuse me of being a threadwatcher? the only threadwatcher here is you retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM2ZZu6m6XQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM2ZZu6m6XQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM2ZZu6m6XQ

>>40507774
it just goes to show how important thread sentiment is at the time of voting.
>Michiru has been getting shilled a lot
>Yuri got shilled a lot with that Lia collab
>Deerotic was getting shilled because of great of a player she was

>>40509019
Pretend?

>pssssscrack
yep it's pippa time

>>40509783
>Korean
>Can't keep her mouth shut
>Has a personality of WAIWAIWAIWAIT
I can.

Its been 8 days since the year started and Pippa gained 8k subs. More than Lia got the past 6 month. Crazy

Tummy hort must be terminal

>>40509783
Multiple sources have confirmed her tits are MASSIVE, there's just no way

>>40509898
Why do you anti. Honest inquire.

>>40509898
the 100k milestone unironically gives you a short-term algo boost

She hates Bae Ollie and Achan

>>40509898
Why do you anti? Honest inquire

>>40509234
This is why I anti Lia. I'd anti panko as well but for some reason my brain gives her a pass.

Man this would have been the perfect zatsu stream. M*les truly ruin everything.

Why is Pippa reacting to Tempus debuts with other people and not us?

>>40509783
But also the most likely to have had some very early experiences.

>>40509898
Why do you inquire? Honest anti.

>>40509697
>make retarded post
>expect genuine retort
?
>>40509827
She's always said she wants to advance without sacrificing her core audience. I don't understand why you're trying so hard to fit in.

>>40510069
Yes Wemi might have raped by her dad.

Why am I even surprised at this point

>spanish hololive chuubas

>>40509968
>>40510022
>>40510083
>inquire
The spanish had nothing to do with 5 lay egg river sand

>>40510112
whores

>>40510112
>he was surprised

>>40510052
because if she was honest it would mega burn the already charred melted pile of ash that was once a bridge with hololive.

>>40508546
Pippa's anus is my own personal Jericho

>>40510112
what? girls can't have fun anymore? I thought this was America

>>40510052
That is a good question honestly.
If she had a brain she'd make it a totsumachi react collab. 98% of those people are bound to be other vtubers as well and of those maybe 1 person would in itself be male as well. It'd honestly be the perfectly big brained strat to spread some love around.

>>40510112
Lia going heavily for that Lewd trophy this year isn't she?

Airi is looking especially cute today

>>40510112
Shes giving the play by play of the on stream dildo browsing.

>>40510112
she's just trying to understand male anatomy

>>40510215
Lia is in her Opie and Anthony arc

Why do you inquire? Honest query.

>>40510052
>cute girls shitting on shitty male-tubers and you aren't invited
Life is suffering.

>>40510266
yeah, mine

>>40510133
>weekly dbz react videos

>>40510091
Her core audience has done roast me streams, shame streams and other funky mutually antagonistic streams with her before. You not liking this type of content doesn't make it novel or treasonous.
Two more weeks.

>>40510266
Knowing her furry tendencies are you sure it's human anatomy

>>40510106
Customer

>>40509611
If Remi had a boyfriend I'd literally start uncontrollably sobbing.

Does Pippa realize she is being very loud? She should use her inside voice.

[Suspicious News] Airi had a "meeting" at 2 AM that kept her up all night.

>>40510383
I've been there bro

>>40510371
Lia has Furry tendencies. Uruka doesn't.
>>40510112
>conservative catholic tradwife b t w

>IM MENHERA AS FUCK!
This better become our divegrass chant

>>40510411
Yeah, with me.

>>40510295
That is a good question and this is an answer.

>>40509898
mmm half way to pippits

these faggots spamming scs when the chat is a turtle pace really deserve to be shot.

Pippa's on her period...

I havent washed my teeth since 6th grade (9 years ago) and only had 1 teeth fall out, 4 broke and 3 holes. If the mediaval peasents didnt have to wash their teeth and were fine so am i

>>40510407
Fuck you, ma!

>>40510499
yeah, mine

>>40510411
>>40510463
i was there too

>>40510411
Yes they always have a middle of the night meeting on Friday now. It's the same one Pippa always complains about.

>>40510411
That's not suspicious at all — Fish is just a mouth breathing retard who keeps demanding meetings at completely retarded times.

PANKO MANKO

the fuck do they even talk about in these meetings?

>>40510362
Are you seriously so deluded as to compare a roast with picking porn tags on stream?
>Two more weeks
You especially should know better.

>>40510532

>>40510112
Continues to disappoint

>>40510532
They washed them and you're not fine.

>>40510112
Lia
Fatherless
Behaviour

>>40510624
Post Panko Tum.

>>40510112
>Thresh
At least she's not going for the kpop dudes

>>40510705

>>40510532
pic

>I don't want to talk about it...
rrats?

>>40510705

>>40510741
no panpants no panpanties

>>40510593
>>40510583
>>40510411
Reminder that this is the finned one's night time too.
Reminder that he "doesn't believe" in burnout.
Reminder that he is still hand-packaging merch orders.
Reminder that all the weird power trippy shit that happens every couple months can be ex-fucking-clusively ascribed to him being a permanently sleep-deprived manlet having manic episodes.

>>40510532
>during the 1660s in London, as many as one in ten deaths was a result of a toothache.
wash them dumbo

>Pippa's self-posting on the catalog again

>>40510532
But why though

>>40510854
What are you gonna do about it?

>>40510532
they didn't eat sugary trash retard

Did OoT always make the sky dark when doing a spinning slash?

>>40511027
yes

Tempus Connect?

[Pippa news] If made to imitate any other Phaser's content she'd go for Panko.
And if she were to make someone else imitate her she'd choose Airi or Iori.

>>40510801
Relationship issues

>>40510854
I mean I'm not saying we're past the point when PC could still crash and burn like seemingly all other small corpos have, Fishman is usually pretty passive outside of these outbursts, but if it is to crash and burn it will be because of that.

>>40511048
Must have not noticed when I was a kid because shit irks me now.

>>40510854
as a healthy, permanently sleep-deprived male living from one manic episode to the other, I support bullying all females by forcibly meeting them at night all night

>>40511063
Nah, I'm watching my wife lose at a mahjong tourney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWndvLRAOZs

>>40510705

>>40510741
>>40510824
FGDHDFSGGDGDHFDHDGDDS
THE P-BANDAID!!!

>>40510854
>>40510593
Reminder that it's hard to pick a good time with talents all over the globe and Airi spending 20 hours a day at her hell-job.

>>40507986
stop anon I can only get so erect

>>40511194
That's that GOOD SHIT.

Every time Pippa has a moment of pure rage I get an erection. Please kill me.

>>40510112
Excuse me but I'm extremely horny right now

>>40510854
>he expected the head of the menhera company to be mentally well

>>40511225
Cute but does nothing for me without some bush