/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

pour one out for the boys who didnt make it

>>40496394
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>40495763
Man go indy. I'll join as a fellow mechwarriortuber

Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Quieres colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Quieres colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Has visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Has visto lo que se dice en /catalog/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

LEADER LOVE!!!

Leader will have more boys to play games with!

Tempus doesn't have a dedicated healer because they know Mage is a shit vocation

>>40496394
leader already raped the poor boy not this too....

>>40496480
STARSTORI BLOCKGAME
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE

angry android anal sex

>debut in 5 hours
>4am my time
>5 hours of sleep for me
>it's worth it

Wish me good night manscolars

If Tempus has a million fans, I'm one of them
If Tempus has 5 fans, I'm one of them
If Tempus has 1 fan, that one is me
If Tempus has no fans, I'm no longer alive
If the world is against Tempus, I'm against the entire world
Till my last breath, I'll support Tempus, /MANS/, home.

>>40496562
oh man I want this
for him, mainly

>>40496462
Amen
>>40496464
Amén

>>40496452
leader and axel too busy having shiny spicy sex to be on the space ship ToT

>>40496654
sleep well! remember to set your alarm!

>>40496582
Needs correction

>>40496511
mages mog if they're arcane not healers

>>40496654
sweet dreams o7

>>40496464
Amén hermano.

>>40496654
>stayed up til 4am
>when the new boys are debuting at 9
I pray for you, anon.

>>40496654
im running on 3 hours of sleep in a frenzy to get some debut art done and about to get some z's in as well oyasumi anon
>>40496462
AMEN
>>40496464
AMÉN
>>40496674
AMEN

I'm so happy that the original three tempus streamers are getting four new boys!

>>40496464
Amén

5 hours until Leader is forgotten forever! Tick tock, Altventurers!

So whats the deal with Elysium anyways? I don't remember the whole lore of it but its sounding more and more like their world is supposed to be some kind of digital one?
What is it all uploaded human minds that have forgotten they're psuedo-AI constructs?

>>40496654
sleep well. see you later anonchama <3!

>>40496511
Listen, it always helps to have someone on your side who can buff your stats and afflict the enemy with negative effects.

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>>40496810
Yeah it's digital and something like that, it sucks.

>>40496796
Shut it, you stupid old ugly bitch non delivering WHORE!!!!!

>>40496582
Smooth, cool onahole on your dick...

>>40496796
5 hours till I can have Leader all to myself!

>>40496796
Be quiet SLUT, go back to SUCKING DICKS and TAKING COCK

>>40496511
they have Timmy Timberlake, they don't need a healer.

>>40496784
>original three
Who... who did you cut out

>>40496909
I'm gonna menshi your oshi

>>40496862
Help, how the fuck do I "amen" this?

so is he just Altare but he speaks spanish

>>40496862
is this one an old one? holy shit first time seeing this

Do we have the commandments in gook

HAKKA LOVE

>>40496968
Hmmm, I wonder what whore hasn't been streaming lately...

>>40497033
HoloES is a nice buff tbdesu

>>40496765
The debuts are 4am. Sorry if that was unclear. (This is my final message)

I am officially commanding all women to leave this thread during the debuts.

>>40497006
Back off.

>>40496863

everything is happening inside leader's head actually

>>40497033
He also seems more genki than Altare but we will see.

>>40496511
>mage
>healer
Wrong. To be a mage you must be able to conquer the infinite power of the natural world, and drive it mercilessly against any who oppose you.
None who are lowly enough to stoop to cleaning up after another's mess should dare to don the moniker of a mage, for the magus is a great and unbendable power, a force that wrests lightning from the sky and walks through flames unscathed - much stronger than a meager apothecary or physician.
To disclaim mages as healers is a blasphemous travesty.

>>40496862
₧Θª

>>40497114
i'll type like you bros and you won't even know i'm here hehe

>>40497033
from his tweets he's a cheerful guy. the only trait the shares with leader so far is that he's a massive chuuni.
altare is not a holotori

>>40497033
he just seems chuuni tbdesu I don't see how he is like altare outside of that

>>40497114
>anon doesn't pretend to be a woman or a man depending on what suits him at the moment
Weak.

Do any of them stand a chance at dethroning Vesper as king of the /justlikemefr/tubers

>>40497222
>spoiler

>>40497114
ehe i'd like to see you try old man~

I've done my archive reps and I know the speculated 3/4 RM's, but I couldn't find out this one, do any of them sing or speak JP like Axel?

>>40497216
>>40497259
>>40497299

>>40497280
Possibly the cloun. Can't tell for sure until they debut though

>>40496810
I treat it like a Matrix scenario
Altare and Flayon are the only humans, the rest of Tempus are AI gone rouge
I feel like Flayon was in an alternative part of the Matrix/world, an animu sci-fi one like Phantasy Star. He some transcended it, got in Elysium, and has some kind of power over the entire Matrix but doesn't know it or something preventing him from using it willingly, only in asspull moments hence the Deus Ex Machina pun name

>>40497280
Maybe the spic but I wouldn't count on it yet

I need you to name games that the 8 of them can play together

>>40497231
>chuuni
>cheerful in tweets
unless he’s actually cripplingly depressed behind the chipper clown facade like altare they’re not super similar from what we’ve seen.

>>40497425
Pummel Party.

>>40497280
Absolutely not
Literally zero chance
But maybe they'll stream at least so I'll take it I suppose...

>>40497425
Smash, mario kart, amogus, l4d2

>>40497425
Gangbanging Altare

>>40497425
jackbox games, smash, mario kart, golf it, gang beasts, amogus

>>40497425
prop hunt. I just want to see leader go on a murder spree tbdesu

>>40497425
Bomberman for Sega Saturn with the multitap addon
L4D
Tribes 2

Going to sleep soon, hope I don't wake up tomorrow, check mans and see hellfire loose. Hoping for the best

So let me see if I got this right, I don't use twitter so I'm judging based on their youtube profiles:

>Gavis Bettel
La creatividad, illustrator and/or animator
>Flayon X Machina
mechafag
>Banzoin Hakka
unfunny retard (no offense, I love leader)
>Josuiji Shinri
the guy who sings jp songs this gen

is that it? if so I'm really interested in mecha shota and roninchan

>>40497425
gartic phone, minecraft, mario kart, worms(with 2 commentators), keyboard-mouse pairs in apex with 2 commentators

>>40497425
Team Fortress 2

Less than five hours left...

>>40497079
We've been to busy having sex, I'm sorry anon

>>40497331
Dingo will still be the only translator of the group

>>40497506
i second this activity

>>40497425
Dragonball the Breakers. Ironicly, of course.

>>40496702
worth it

Name a game/stream you want to see from any of the boys that will never happen
>Bettel playing Space Station 13 as the clown

>>40497612
>translator
rumao

>>40497646
Axel Draque

>>40497425
Team Fortress 2
Jackbox
Civilization
Super Smash Bros

This wave will be my first time buying debut merch because I'm not fucking missing my chance next time.
Which keychain do you think will be the most kino /MANS/?

>>40497567
0/4

>>40497709
>wave

>>40497425
SRB2K </spoiler>CEP with custom racers as themselves</spoiler>

>>40497425
The one that holos usually use for big collabs

>>40497722
wait, really, even Shinri? he already has a waiting room for Daddy Daddy Do

>>40497425
Full Tempus collabs are a thing of the past

>>40497646
hakka singing anime openings in spanish

>>40497114
This old man thinks he'll be able to tell I'm a woman :3

>>40497646
"Don't play it, because honestly... The servers can only handle like 30 of you before grinding to a halt-"

if hanzo hatori doesnt have bordering on oga levels of smoker voice im an anti

>>40497425
Crusader Kings 3 so they can fuck each other

>>40497331
Hakka will be the singer, if the RM guess going around is correct

>>40497838
too based to actually happen

>>40497700
DONT REMIND ME UUUUUU

>>40497506
Yeah, me and 7 other anons

I dont see that many people talking about Shinri here. Is his design a debuff?

>>40497905
this same question was posted about hakka a few days ago..

so how many of you actually want to fuck the twink

>>40497506
Yes please.

>>40497905
mix of design and being pretty tame on Twitter
im really happy with him so far though I want to drink coffee with him and watch the sun rise over Xenokuni

>>40497646
fighting game tourney with round robin placement then bracket

>>40497905
This question has been asked about every new boy except Flayon, it rotates

>>40497390
Hakka's profile on his page
>Unfortunately, his right hand is being eroded by the scourge of Records Corruption.
>Has inherited Karasutengu data, and thus possesses otherworldly leaping ability and endurance.
"Records Corruption"

Shinri's profile
>took up his bow and arrow once again after witnessing the young men fighting a pack of Corruption Beasts.
"Corruption Beasts"

something is happening in the digital world that's causing some kind of corruption and making(turning?) monsters. maybe that's what happened to Altare's missing friend in the photograph? if you're killed by a corruption beast all data of your character is wiped from the server.

>>40497905
I'd lick his graham cracker flavored pecs

>>40497877
I think it would be fun because it would play very well into Tempus1's strengths. Plus they could all fuck, cuck and murder each other for easy content. It's great.
>Axel providing comedy because he's retarded, losing shit tons of land to inheritance laws
>Magni probably fucking everyone's families
>Altare letting his yandere side out
>Vesper being autistic

>>40497981
Not me.
T. Last straight brotuber

>>40497567
Answers, DO NOT scroll over if you don't want to kill the surprise
>Gavis
The gamer. Creative but not an artist. Is also a shitposter
>Machina
Shitposter, voice actor and gamer (he even plays fighting games like Melty Blood). Can sing pretty well and draws
>Hakka
Extremely cracked metal rock singer, also does cute drawings
>Shinri
Another zatsu monster who plays VNs and horror games. Has Ougaman style deep voice and does asmrs but isn't really into BFEshit. Mediocre singer and also seems to be able to draw

>>40443389
test

>>40497905
who doesnt like a buff old man

>>40497981
me

>>40497981
Which one?

>>40497905
I'd assume it is with straight men. His mama designed characters for Touken Ranbu though, which is very popular with women, so I feel like it'll be popular with fan artists.

His taste in games seemed to get a positive reaction /here/ though.

>>40497905
I like Daddy Daddy Do a lot, and I enjoy singing chuubas the most. But what is there to talk, really?
>Oh boy, I hope he sings some songs!
Well, maybe he could use Sekiro as his thematic game since leader bailed on me? Love that game.

>>40497905
>Shinri here. Is his design a debuff?
shinri's design is what men think women want and ends up being offputting to both.

>>40497744
Wait a minute. I'm not gonna just scroll down and not point at this fucking JOBBER.

What if this brat can take the coat off, I'm ngmi.

>>40498103
>3 baras and one normal guy
You tell me.

Think he'll actually be British?

>>40498233
i thought it was the dick version and when i clicked i was disappointed

>>40497709
Bettel's, he's got the most going on design wise

>>40498257
At most, one of the new guys counts as bara. And I'm being generous here.

>>40498263
>even got the chest straps
how was magni not bonked by his manager for leaking this?

>>40498078
>we now have spoiler alerts for real people
s-sugoi
interested in the eventual fighting game streams if he's good. really interested in a metal chuuba for holopro.
/m/bros, we'll get our boy next time.... Patra will continue to carry us with her Armored Core journey for now...

>>40498263
wait... isn't that shinri
KEK

>>40497709
Seems like they're all good from the photos posted /here/. Like legit good, albeit big.

>>40498175
Idk bro, considering the amount of people talking about his pecs, I don't think it's that off-putting.
You're not gonna tell me those are exclusively falseflaggers, right?

>>40496796
Please stream uncle I'm starving

>>40497745
TEMPUS AMOGUS KINO

>>40498351
>considering the amount of people talking about his pecs
notice how it's just surface level peepeepoopoo comments. there's nothing substantial beyond "haha tits"

>>40498257
you think hakka looks like anything but a twink? his neck looks snappable

>>40498257
>>3 baras
huh

>>40498296
Look at their muscles, they're definitely bara.

>>40498307
He was immediately after drawing it

This dude, will he survive his debut or die live on stream?

>>40498307
when has magni not been bonked by his manager? its almost like he likes being bonked, this cheeky brat!

>>40498379
>everyone watches leader kill magni
>everyone does nothing about it, laugh it off and go do their tasks

>>40498403
What do you want them to post? "I want the old man to paizuri me" or some shit?

>>40498443
he's gonna die unless this is an elaborate bit

Magni

>>40498482
I want him to legitimately just laugh in our faces at the beginning of the stream. "You thought I was nervous - you really bought that? HA HA HA HA, I'M THE HOLOSTAR NOW, MOVE OVER ALTARE!!"

>>40498458
Hot.

>>40498081
nta but thanks for the delivery

>>40497782
Damn cheeky brat. Get over here.

>>40498443
hey that'd be funny

>>40498530
You must be 18 to post on this website

>>40498530
why does everyone want this poor nigga to get murdered by altare?

>>40498464
>What do you want them to post?
have the self restraint to not post peepeepoopoo

>>40498599
It would be hot

>>40498307
can you imagine what the conversation with shinri was like after that stream in discord, he was probably laughing his ass off

If Tempus can collab with the other EN boys now freely (once the collab ban is lifted) I guess an Uproar vs Tempus is even more unlikely now, huh...

>>40498643
this

It's coming back and you know it

How nervous are they?

>>40498671
Double the members, double the jobbing

>>40498666
he actually got bonked
https://youtu.be/uMnMpvoNV4c?t=3048
shinri was absolutely laughing his ass off watching magni get reprimanded live on stream

>>40498671
It's over, bro. We should go back to /stars/

>>40498735
They're puking and shitting right now.

>>40498671
What the hell is pic related and why did i have nightmares about it last ngiht

>>40498599
his design looks like a cocky shounen villain but the way he talks screams introvert.
Also immediately got rape-corrected by Altare after calling him a joke and is probably shitting himself right now. Prime bully material

>>40497981
If you mean Machina then yes

>>40498671
good news is that Shinri is a starsfag

>>40498724
Magni's already hinted at it
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1610838235189764096

>>40498778
I'm puking and shitting too, because I'm so nervous for them.
WE ARE

>>40498778
Would (You) be nervous even though 99% of your audience would be made up of incels, yumes, the dumbest axelotls, menheras, discordmites, and fujos?

>>40498778
just like me frfr

>>40498756
You guys think the designs were ready and the boys knew about them in september?

>>40498779
Gamma is a mangaka. There's a type of pen used by mangaka called G-pen.
Gamma made his mascot a penguin called "G-pen"guin.
That's what you see there, on his 3D debut.

>>40498742 (me)
>>40498671
Reading comprehension got me good
Its easy nigga, release uproar 2 or DLC

>>40498779
That's Gpen and it only knows violence

>>40498671
They NEED the eight man team JUST to not job to Uproar.

>>40498844
KYS DOXXFAG
BUT HE WILL SAVE ME

>>40498779
It's Gamma's fat fuck G-Penguin
https://youtu.be/NN_1qfP31G0?t=766

What if Flayon persona and game choice is exactly what you wanted, just perfect...
but his voice is like Zentreya's?

>>40498973
I CUM

>>40498900
>the boys knew about them in september?
spoiler because past life shit but bettel's past life announced his graduation in september and both shinri and machina x flayon's did early october. they were definitely in talks and at least knew about each other. magni was probably already looking at the designs and just autopiloted during his art streams because the designs were fresh in his mind.

>>40498973
I think it would be a good bit, but if it's all the time... dropped.

>>40498803
his sad face is actually so cute i hope he gets bullied so i can see it more

>>40498966
Homophobic chicken...

>>40498973
I won't be able to watch him, I'm sorry. Because I won't be able to suppress my erection and I fear what'll happen if he streams for 5+ hours

>>40498756
>tittyman's og fan

>>40497744
Man I want SRB2K with them so bad. Was thinking about it the other day. Perms would probably be a nightmare since it's still a sonic fangame

>>40499047
I hate his mouth

>>40498803
You know he's bullyable when even Leader can bully him

>>40498973
BASED. FULL KAYFABE

>>40498973
If he doesn't sound like a total faggot I will watch, doesn't matter if he has a shota voice or not.

>>40498953
he purposely doxxed himself by copy-pasting an rm tweet and barely changing anything, archive reps

>>40498844
Who's his oshi?

>>40499103
:[

>>40499012
>past life

>>40499124
More like :[)

>>40499052
Truly a shame At that point your pants would be more cum than fabric

>>40499131
pancake......

>>40498973
Yeah I wouldn't like that

>>40498907
It's okay Axelotl, I know you tried very hard

>>40499121
Maybe he's 5head-ing and copied a random tweet from a graduated vtuber just to fool everyone.

>>40498895
>99% of your audience would be made up of incels, yumes, the dumbest axelotls, menheras, discordmites, and fujos
all me

>>40499108
What do you mean? Leader bullies all of the members of Tempus

>>40498895
I streamed for the first time recently and afterwards I had literal pit stains even though I felt like it went fine
It made me think about how sweaty Flayon's pits are going to be ToT

>>40499160
ah i see his luscious lips are seducing you

Summer triangle
>Altare (Altair)
>Dezmond (Deneb)
>Vesper (Vega)

Winter triangle
>Syrios (Sirius)
>Flayon (Procyon)
>Better (Betelgeuse)

Xenokuni (No stars names)
>Hakka
>Shinri
>The TRUE 9th member of TEMPVS (pic related)

>>40498973
I already love Zen, no complaints here

>>40499160
More like [ || :[)

>>40499195
no. he's always wanted the answer to that specific question and managed to get hired into holostars just to get more people to answer the question for him.

>>40498973
As a rare bit that WOULD be perfect T B H

>>40499195
>inb4 it's Magni playing Floburbius Glex

Daisenpai is going to flirt with the guys and there's literally nothing you can do to stop her. You'll never make them panic and stutter like she can.

>>40499182
RIP MY OSHI'S OSHI :(

>>40499244
>CLOCK
NOWA IS FOR ME. I FUCKING HATE CLOCKS

>>40498973
dude if he does like malfunctioning bit that would be so kino...

>>40497425
Guns of Icarus. Perfect 4vs4

>>40499290
its about time you started looking at one

>>40499275
Back off Soda, you're trampling my territory

>>40499275
A little bit hard to pull off Since they are all gay and in a polyamorous relationship with each other Unless we are talking about the OTHER daisenpai

>>40499275
Why would I want to stop Miyabi

>>40499275
>Daisenpai is going to flirt with the guys and there's literally nothing you can do to stop him. You'll never make them panic and stutter like he can.
FIFY

>>40499244
I still think about the time she played Axel

>>40499275
>>40499327
i want them to make out

>>40498844
I'll believe it when I see it.

>>40499244
why are kronies so annoying?

Is Flayon who I think he is?

>>40499327
>>40499334
>>40499335
S-sugoi...

>>40499275
get that weak shit out of here

>>40499421
my cocksleeve? yes

>>40499375
Say it again

>>40499421
Yes. a cute AI.
AI's real.

>>40499421
yes, its true. Flayon THESE NUTS

>>40499461
i want sora and miyabi to make out

Excited to see the fool make a clown of himself

>>40499375
I want Miyabi and Altare to make out

>>40499501
What if in-lore both Daisenpais are the primordial gods and their union is what created the inhabitants of all realms that compose the holo-verse?

>>40499501
*slits your throat*

>>40499546
b-based.

>>40499244
Was Axel originally supposed to debut later with his group?

>bodysuit is so tight you can see the exact depth of his navel
>no dick bulge
uuuuuh sisters...?

>>40499556
that would be kino

>>40499556
go on. i want to see more of this

I think he's ngmi to his own debut kek.

>>40499375
I want to see Miyabi and Vesper making out on his big black shaft

What if all the incels hooked up with all the fujos
Wouldn't that solve all the problems just like that?
Sounds genius to me

>>40499537
There's room for only one clown in this guild

>>40497425
Space Station 13

>>40499578
why are you taking my shipfaggotry so seriously kek

>>40499594
He's not a real boy (literally)

>>40499588
Yes but unfortunately he got the dates mixed up and accidentally debuted together with the original 3. So then instead of having two waves with 3 members each Cover had to go find 2 extra guys to have 4 guys for the second wave.

>debuts are 6am to 9 am
Aight, imma hit the sack, tell me tomorrow is the new boys are any good.

>>40499588
no way, wasn't he the second to join? they said Magni was the first, and when Magni talked about his first impression of Axel, he was the only one on the discord channel or wherever they were when they met.

>>40499182
Why did he have to graduate so soon...

>>40499683
https://youtu.be/P2ZRzENWmr8

>>40499594
robussy

>>40499754
Sleep now and get back up when the debuts start you weak fuck.

Can I be honest and say that I’m scared of the new boys taking away all the attention from the old boys… it’ll be really sad if everyone stops talking about them because they’re focused on the new guys… I’m so nervous.

>>40499808
Just talk about them, nigga.

>>40499808
I will never drop the og 4. I'm more scared that people don't wanna invest much time into the new boys, because they already have their oshis.

Out of everyone in Tempus who do you think you could take in a drunken bar fight at 3 in the morning?

>>40499808
they didn't even debut yet, it's just underage twitter fujos spamming the thread

magni menshi frame is up btw magmites

>>40499808
If anything this was needed so we have things to talk about. Older HoloPro gens tend to bury themselves in projects as they pass the 1-year mark.

>>40499808
They are going to be the hot shit until the boys' anniversary then things will balance out.

>>40499794
First debut is in 4 hours. And sundays are for sleeping enough for a week, not 4 hours. So, no.

>>40499808
I will never stop hornyposting about altare abusing me dw

cute

>>40499873
Probably only Magni, but anyone could do that

>>40499879
both my oshis do my favorite kind of content... I feel so lucky...

>>40499880
have you ever been here during dead hours

>>40499873
magni

>>40499898
uoohhh demon lord altare licking your pussy/anus and penetrating your thighs with his horns inflicting extreme pain and pleasure at the same time ToT

So /MANS/ is now exclusionary to the new Tempus members.
When are you guys going to rename?

>>40499808
good. More Nowa for the bros

>>40499893
Sleep deprived anon, oh well, have a good rest then.

>>40499968
TToTT

>>40499976
when i come inside you

>>40499976
eat shit faggot

>>40499976
But anon… they’re mans too.

Bait instantly bitten

Fuuuuuuuck 4 more hours. I'm getting second hand nervousness for them. Does anyone else feel this way?

>>40499808
I am a zoomer so I will never watch any of the originals again, desu.
New good old bad.

>>40499976
When I do this
*cums inside you*

>>40499968
>ywn
why live

>>40499976
are they not also mans?

>>40499968
TOT demon lord altare demanding you pray to him during this

>>40500065
I don't get secondhand nervousness. I am however extremely susceptible to secondhand embarrassment but that won't be an issue until they actually open their mouths.

God dammit you guys, reset the count, the bait was taken, that was some weak shit, we are about to get invaded like in 5 hours

>>40500065
yes i'll actually have to start playing some fps soon to get distracted

>>40499968
oh

>>40499808
Discordmites be like

>>40499873
the most easily? probably magni

>>40500103
TTOTThe then licks off the blood all over your lower body and you won't be able to tell if it's from losing your virginity or the wounds that are now burning after being exposed to air and his saliva

Share you favorite images from the early /MANS/ days

Can't decide if I want to watch the debuts cozy in bed and risk falling asleep or from my desk and have a stiff back tomorrow

>>40500133
The renaming post that I made?
If that's bait, then it's harnless bait at least

>>40499879
Thanks for the heads up!

>>40500121
I get that too. However I see a part of myself in male vtubers sometimes since I am a male and can't help but know how they feel. Like sweating bullets the day of kind of thing.

>>40500203
>inb4 magtits

>>40500201
this is so hot ToT

Can fujos and yumes get a no spoiler hornypost perms if the invasion's bigger than expected?

i still can't believe ame can into /mans/ and leaked en2 debuting 24 hours before the tweet went out and everyone memoryholed it.

>>40500143
Me too. I got my games ready if one of them makes an absolute FOOL of themselves during debut to go and hide. I'm a huge coward.

>>40500203

>>40500203
Good times.

this was really sweet, he knows he can't possibly reply to all of his art but wants us to know he can see the passion

>>40500298
>perms
nigga I was going to do that of it got wild anyway

>>40500309
>ame
The real culprit is 3 letters long and starts with A but it isn't Ame

>>40500203
I love these ones from daw anon.

>>40500298
This. I'm a short, fat balding man with aspergers, and I find it hot as fuck when cute girls online talk about what they find hot.
I even masturbate to it myself.

>>40500250
>Like sweating bullets the day of kind of thing.
That's an universal reaction for all humans when it comes to stuff like this.

>>40500201
FIC DOKOO

>>40500433
>cute
DYRBI?

>>40500413
Abe!?

>>40500203

>>40500391
cute encouraging the drawfags <3

>>40500203

>>40500433
Suddenly i don’t feel like posting…
was that your evil plan all along

>>40500309
Link to post?
Someone leaked the new Holofes before it happened too

>>40500433
ara

>>40500464
most anons have low standards, prs andastan

Will it return?

>>40500433
b-b-based

>>40500504
It's annoying how effective I am at discouraging women

>>40500433
>cute girls
Meds, there are no women here. And sorry to disappoint but I'm a fat fuck larping as one of them.

>>40497280
absolutely not
I'll try to enjoy them anyway

>>40500505
I'm glad it happened for real

>>40500500
it made me feel really good... i didn't realize how badly i needed a shota to give words of encouragement until now

>>40500433
>cute girls online
about that...

>>40497744
>>40499091
SRB2K is amazing but unfortunately they're never playing that because of the perms.
But think of the possibilities, they could all have their own skin, custom power-ups, soundtrack and SFX...

>>40500568
Man all you gotta do is train till you are at the physique that Maemi Tenma or Tokino Sora simp for and you are good to go.

>>40500504
yeah I was going to start altyume posting but I have suddenly lost the urge....

>>40500433
I... I don't want to post anymore...

>>40500596
me too, still not over my burnout but its always nice when the chuubas you draw appreciate fanart

>>40500203
God I hope the new boys are on 60 minute limits so the burnout memes can return

I'm used to sharing fandoms with gross, smelly men, so I'll continue to post lewds

>>40500651
a-am i the only one that got turned on by it

>>40500513
>>40153010

>>40500746
yes

>>40500719
b-based. I will continue when my appetite comes back.

>>40500433
No cute girls post on /vt/, we're all ugly millenial women anon

I will admit I have no idea who is a man or a woman here and everyone pretending to know doesn't make any sense to me. It all reads like larping, even the ones claiming to be men

>>40500298
So is anyone answering my question on spoilering?
The defence line needs prepping and I have new fic ideas

>>40500433
oddly enough this doesnt scare me off but thats because im going to now self insert as a cute horny loli fully aware shes turning perverts on, its an ero power dynamic
and then ill snap back to my reality

Wonder how many are trans-woman rather than biological ones?

>>40500290
I'm glad Magni and Nowa no longer have to deal with people making fun of their models but the OC that came out was hilarious

>>40500203

>>40500746
like streamer like fan I guess, fat men are....

>>40500815
why are you so obsessed with penises?

>>40500784
All the people who post tempus lewds are women and faggots (basically women), that's for certain.

>>40500203

>>40500298
Honestly I wish we could give them an exception, because holy fuck, there's a shitton of tourists because of the new boys.

>>40500806
I doubt it will get too rowdy they will probably make their own thread shitting on them in the catalog

>>40500719
Gross smelly men non-conning magni ToT

>>40500784
I am lying about larping as a wom*n, but telling the truth that I am not a man.
Now try figure that out anonchama.

>>40500859
First Altnowa picture ever?

>>40500815
There is at least one tranny from twitter in this thread, 100%.

>>40500784
Nigger it's not that difficult, the ones spamming gay porn and typing out delusional bullshit about how everyone in tempus is gay are women, the people watching streams and enjoying the content are men

>>40500849
Because penises look best on women

>>40500845
my oshi is altare....

>>40500624
>No RA EXTENDED
>No arc where the 8 are super brand new to gaining a solid grasp after karting for years

>>40500910
Who gives a fuck. Blogpost someplace else

>>40500954
You'd be surprised

>>40500203

>>40500203

>>40500858
>>40500954
But it's all so exaggerated both feel fake.
I don't trust any of them.
>>40501032
See?

>>40500954
true everyone becomes male the moment a stream is live and everyone becomes a female during dead hours

gender wars INITIALIZED

>>40501061
>it's all so exaggerated
Only women do this.

>>40501078
BUT ANON FROM EARLIER TOLD ME THE GENDERWARS WERE OVERRRR~

https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1611863300266151938
Let the grooming begin

>>40501079
>and everyone becomes female
The trannies would like that

>>40501079
/mans/ is the genderfluid... its in the waters ... gender bender transformation fetish rules over the lands...

>>40500954
Objectively false, I post in /stars/ about wanting to have sex with Shien where he yells exuscalibaa as he nuts inside me, and in /mans/ about wanting Altare to choke me

>>40501151
That cute little bulge... I know it's a lie because that ghost is HUNG like a horse.

https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1611863300266151938?s=20&t=2u5QnvgfceU8iomdiSlScg
The ghost is awake and ready to groom. WHORE.

>>40501201
Based.

>>40501175
Why is /pol/ leaking in a tempus thread out of all places

>>40501223
You missed your chance, Maguni...
he's gonna rape the shota...

>>40501078
do those still happen often? I stopped visiting /mans/ regularly shortly after debut because of them + similar autism happening constantly
t.ourist

>>40501305
/pol/ leaks into everything. I swear to fucking god they spend more time thinking about trannys than anyone else on the planet

>>40501223
Who will be the first to get CHUPADOed?

>>40501339
They will continue until we have eliminated all women.

>>40501223
Flayon is the team escort

>>40501339
Eh, it seems like /mans/ has actually been doing a lot better with that stuff recently. That one guy finally fucked off.

>>40501346
>>40501305
Just don't bite bait, it is not of our concern, half the anons here have porn stashes of Omega

I need ideas for rrats to spread about the new boys

>>40501339
Men can’t help themselves, if there are no troubles itt they’ll create them

>>40501223
Tell me, why is the ghost so greedy? The grooming never ends

>>40501436
hard to spread rrats when we already know everything about them

>>40501463
he wasn't loved by his father so he craves for men's attention

>>40501463
His massive ghost dong cannot be satisfied

>>40501436
Gavis Bettel is actually just a new model for Magni

>>40501436
Flayon is liida and Maglord's love child, Bettel is Reimu's nepo-hire gone wrong, uhhh, and the bara dude and the exorcist are incestuous brothers

>>40501436
The clown speaks 3 languages, latin, the alien language from the Avatar movies, and morse code. He doesn't even speak English. I just made up this juicy rrat!