/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40488898
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

hi

>>40488927

Amen

>>40489038
That poor vestie is gonna get mauled...

>>40488927
Amen.

>>40488927
AMEN

>>40489172
what if the vestie wants to be mauled by Nowa, though....

>>40488927
Amen.

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>40489172
giwtwm

>>40489142
Not insecure, introverted and Korean enough though. Lol, call me when he randomly rigs a shitpost drawing of himself as a bird.

>>40489141
It's true. I already sold my left kidney so I can afford Leader's upcoming birthday merch.

I love Hakka.

im starting to get that anticipation anxiety that i got when i watched tempus' debuts help

>>40488898
HOLY

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

Gonna stay awake long today just for 4 non EU chuubas.
I still can't stream because my own mother would doxx me and i still have 6 more months till i am working fml

I love this cute bird! HAKKA LOVE

>>40489298
he's so pretty...

>>40489268
based. I am still waiting on my keychains but I am going all in on whatever he plans to sell for his birthday.

Man, I love Flayon.

>>40485876
>Tengu:Depicted as A Raven/Crow-based Youkai in Japanese Mythology.
>Having a sun as an Oshi Mark.

M-masaka...it couldn´t be...

>>40488927
>>40489243
>>40489308
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.

Go with peace, brothers and sisters.

>>40489268
Same here. I saved a lot of money to buy his merch and akasupa. <3

>>40488927
>>40489376
Amen

>>40489324
ganbatte eubro

>>40489298
My oshi~

How many different versions of the commandments do we have? There have to be at least 5 different variations.

What if Altare streamed 7 hours of Monster Hunter tomorrow lol wouldn't that be funny

>>40489459
at least 2

Chuuni bird is cute, but Leader has my heart forever. I’ve never felt feelings for any vtuber remotely close to what I feel for him.
However, if they form any kind of dynamic, be it “Leader and henchman” or “demon god king vs exorcist” or anything cute and silly like that, I will give bird my fullest support and menshi him.

>>40488927
>>40489376
Amen

>>40489491
>Altare
>funny

>>40488927
no

If Tempus has a million fans, I'm one of them
If Tempus has 5 fans, I'm one of them
If Tempus has 1 fan, that one is me
If Tempus has no fans, I'm no longer alive
If the world is against Tempus, I'm against the entire world
Till my last breath, I'll support Tempus, /MANS/, home.

>>40489142
>an exorcist
He's literally out here to replace him

>>40489557
based

>>40489459
We translate it whenever another language becomes even tangentially relevant. All usknow of the laws that govern here.

>>40489572
fucking KEK how did I not notice this

>>40489572
Unless he plays a decent yandere/serial killer, I will simply ignore him outside of collabs with leader

>>40489572
if this was actual intentional lore it would be kino

>>40489572
Leader...

>>40489671
>plays a decent yandere/serial killer
He would unironically be everything that Altare is (based on tweets and reactions so far), why would you want that?

Today I apparently informed a bunch of anons in /mans/ that they may have ADHD

>>40489572
what if he's also a better singer AAIIEEEEE

>>40489572
XENOKUNI COUP
XENOKUNI COUP
XENOKUNI COUP
XENOKUNI COUP
XENOKUNI COUP

>>40489771
WHORE

i think altare and hakka should have hot chuuni sex

It would be extremely onbrand for Altare to be replaced by a better version of himself that everyone loves more, to be fair.

>>40489557
>>40489376
blessed thread

I MISSSSSSSSSSSSS HIMMMMMMMMM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>40489825
Leader...

>>40489776
You guys gotta get medicated like me

>>40489572
now I want see the birds fight

>>40489744
that's exactly why, he would just be a clone of altare, but a spic with no yantare appeal.

We received a call about a Sapling infestation. Is this the right address?

>>40489864
birds? there's only one bird.

>>40489825
In all fairness, if that happened, Altare would then go into constant Sadtare mode and Hakka seems like the cheerful type, so they'd be different in that sense.

>>40489825
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40489572
Lots of OC meme potential here....

Voy a causar problemas aproposito jeje

>>40489925
yessir, right over here
>>40489776

Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Queréis colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Queréis colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Habéis visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Habéis visto lo que se dice en /catalogue/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>5.5 ¿Es realmente Vesper una zorra?
Si, y Magni también.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

>>40489929

>>40489928
please no… my heart can’t handle another sadtare arc

In a few weeks I won't be able to perceive Altare anymore.

>>40489990
En el nombre del Padre, del Hijo y del Espíritu Santo, Amén.

>>40489929
KEK

I just noticed DnD's tomorrow.
Why?

>>40489859
I'm trying my luck with coping on my own. Previous experience with antidepressants put me off taking meds if I can avoid it.

>>40490042
stop it

>>40490042
AAIEEEEE THE TENGU HAS STARTED IT

>>40489990
>European Spanish
>Mexican Hat

>>40490042
In 9 hours I won't be able to perceive Altare anymore.

hehehehehe

>>40490094
Losing viceroyality of Mexico was illegal.

>>40489572

>>40490094
Wait, there are anons who actually speak Spanish?

Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Quieres colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Quieres colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Has visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Has visto lo que se dice en /catalog/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

why...

>>40489771
>>40490120
such a whore you doubleposted... if you want to be verbally humiliated just say so...

>>40489990
En el nombre del Padre y del Hijo y del Espíritu Santo. Amén.

I have foreseen it
>Gavis will lean too hard into the jester thing and end up telling unfunny jokes too much
>Banzoin will attempt to be mysterious and seiso but his true spic colors will blare through after a couple streams
>Machina will be first to graduate due to excessive horny supas
>Josuiji will be the furtive Kiara of his group: the hardest working and dedicated, but so easily forgotten

Anyone from this point on threatening to forget about Altare will be BRUTALLY RAPED

>>40490146
Amén.
Gracias hermano.

>>40489572
>star oshi mark
Altare
>SUN oshi mark
Hakka

>>40489990
>>40490146
Spic anons, explain

>>40490145
How the fuck did you only notice that now?

>>40490169
so this is what it meant…

>>40490169
>in the same stream that the new gen was announced
THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE

>>40490204
I think am forgetting about you riida.....

>>40490145
I learned spanish in school. Around as good as Magni, so i wouldn't say that i speak it good. I am not that far tho.

>>40490218
Regional variants in dialect, don't worry about it

>>40490218
Spain-spanish and Latin-spanish versions

>>40490031
I know, I dread it happening again too. Unfortunately inevitable to happen at some point, given his negative 20 luck stat. :(

>>40490139
LEADER NO

>>40490246
but it wasn't?

Hakka wasn't joking when he said he's broke and I'm gonna feed him.
I unironically want to saviorfag for him after knowing forbidden knowledge. Bless Yagoo for saving another poor man again.

>>40490310
Sorry, time isn't real to me

>>40489771
>>40490120
DOUBLEPOSTING WHORE

>>40490246
It was the same day the teaser was announced, the actual announcement was the next XIV stream. It did have some kino foreshadowing though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihdKy0inSXc&t=2021s

>>40490218
Spanish slightly changes depending of the place. Like how the word Colors is Colours in uk, but in this case is for how sentences start and end.
Hell, Chile and Argentina while being right next to eachother they have a very different way how they say certain words.

>>40490146
En el nombre del Padre y del Hijo y del Espíritu Santo, Amén.

>>40490206
no problem her/man/o FUCK THE SPANIARDS

>>40490120
What are you giggling about SLUT

>>40490169
>altare said that despite his regular misfortunes the last 5 months have been some of the happiest in his life
>it’s all going to come crashing down on him again
i’m fed up with this world

>>40490273
>>40490290
>>40490401
Thanks bros

>>40490215
Altare's oshi mark isn't a star, it's a sparkler.

>>40490323
I feel like is a meme that people know who he is, I yet have to see evidence of potential candidates.

>>40490435
I don't know why but this made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks anon.

>>40490435
He's probably thrilled all the attention will be off him so he can celebrate his birthday however he wants

>>40490372
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS FUCKING CREEPY

>>40490454
they RP the same way, their drawing style is similar and they are both spics. if it's someone else im gonna be surprised.

I'm afraid of Hakka
Every time I hear Spanish speech, I get the gut feeling like I'm about to be stabbed with a rusty knife in a dark alley. I don't know why that happens, I've never been to spain or seen a spanish person and probably never will since I live in eastern slavland, but for some reason just the language makes me uncomfortable
How do I overcome my primal fear of latinx?

>>40488898
/MANS/? More like /HMVS/.
>Hako
>Magni
>Vesper
>Syrios

>>40490451
A sparkler,
destined to shine only briefly before fizzling out,
into nothingness...

>>40490559
>latinx
Kill yourself

kek we need an Altare vs Hakka greentext for Hakka's debut

>>40490577
Hakka* I had rrat on the mind.

>>40490372
DID THEY KNOW?

>>40490454
Honestly it's be better if you didn't know especially with Hakka, not that there's anything wrong with him personally, if anything it made me like him even more it's just that Yagoo's saviorfagging has accelerated to a whole different dimension

>>40490559

>>40490577
>>40490632
...this...this is the it....

>>40490372
>From a foreign land comes a kindred soul. Embrace them without reserve.
>From a foreign land… where would they come from? So embrace someone who’s not from Elysium?
holy fuck kek

>>40490654
If you don't want people to know then don't post about it here doxxfag

>>40490577
>>40490583
it's over...

>>40490721
He was trying so hard...

>>40489572
so this is why Hakka''s kept in a cage

What makes Altare so fun to bully, anyway?

>>40490654
You keep saying this stuff it just makes me more curious. I am surprised you guys just havent told who he is since again is just a rrat until they stream

>>40490896
They want to have LE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE. If you were allowed to post about them freely, nobody would care.

Latinx is so fucking great, stuff like spic and wetback just gets laughed off these days but latinx triggers such a visceral reaction without fail. Best slur coined in the past decade bar none

>>40490941
I'm Latino and today I'm learning it's a slur?

>>40491016 (Me)
Sorry, I meant spic. I know SJWs came up with Latinx

Hakka vs Altare is chad crow vs emo eagle

>>40491063

>>40489572
If anyone is having an identity crisis, it's Magni.
Tempurple collab when?

>>40491016
its not a slur, that anon just outed himself as a woke sjws fag though

>>40491063
Chad Hakka makes Spanish and being a bird his entire personality vs. the Virgin leader that hides his wings/refuses to acknowledge them and only sprinkles in bits of Korean (not even native)

>>40490877
Him being a bratty child on the inside

>>40490941
We only get offended by it because woketards push it, if you make it another racial slur we'll just laugh it off because latinos don't give a shit about slurs anyway.

>>40491109
NTA, but is it not a slur if it's forced upon you and you don't like it?

>>40491151
you guys are gonna make him hold his breath until he passes out again ToT

>shy holotori vs real holotori
>fake clown vs real clown
>shota wannabe vs real shota
>real oji-san vs fake oji-san
Guess Vesper is the only one that survives this

>>40490204
I might forget you Leader!! So Beware!!

>>40491094
Is it weird that our current boys being jealous of the new boys makes me happy? It's cute when they're possessive...

>>40491197
its not mainly used with a hateful intention so i wouldnt say it classifies as a slur

>>40491301
the only one jealous is magni kek

>>40491361
STOP THIS IS ACTUALLY GONNA START MAKING ME SAD

>TempusOG were just fakers

>>40491361
BIG KEK

>>40491361
That's just fucking rude.

>>40491361
LMAO

>>40491197
Calling it a slur is a just a meme anon

>>40491361
NOOOOOOOO I WONT EVER FORGET LEADER

>>40491094
I thought of Gavis as more the pink guy

machimorning is actually so cute fuck this shota https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1611818751904649216?s=20

Why are the debuts an hour fucking apart from each other

>>40491616
>fuck this shota
If you insist

>>40491641
because debuts take about an hour?

>your broshi
>which one do you have the most hopes for?

>>40491686
>altare
>el hakkon

>>40491686
Axel
Gavis

>>40491686
Hakka if the singer rrats are accurate

>>40491686
Uncle Nowa is my broshi and I have high hopes for Shinri

>>40491641
The smartest axelotl

>>40491686
Axel
I just have high hopes for all of the boys, I just hope they dont let me down

>>40491686
Roberu
Bettel then Hakka because spic funny

>>40491686
Axel.
Hakka as a high energy chuuni.

>>40491641
because debuts are an hour long, nijifriend

>>40491733
>>40491665
Yeah but I mean I'd rather have them split on two different days like last time instead of having to stay up super late

>>40491686
>Magni
>Hakka

>>40491361
AAAIIIEEEE

>>40491686
Magni.
I'm starting to get most interested in Gavis. And Flayon being a shota is enough to catch my attention. But I'm going in without much expectations and will just see how they go.

>>40491686
>Oshi
Magni
>Most hopes
I would say Flayon but if the rrats are true I might as well hope for Hakka instead.

Is no one excited for Bettel after THAT thumbnail...

>>40490181
Fuck. This seems really likely.

hakka stock through the roof, invest NOW

>>40491686
>Vesper
>Flayon, cute shota

>>40491641

>>40491686
>Vesper
>Gavis and Hakka I guess
to be honest i'm not expecting much from any of them but i'll tune in.

>>40491686
>Reggie
>Flay

>>40491869
i blame this >>40489329
picture

>>40491686
Vesper
Hakka

>>40491686
>Altare
>Hakko

>>40491863
Classic Axelotl.
Read, nigga.

Besides the short 6 months gap, doesn't this whole thing feels rushed as fuck?

All debuts are today but also I am actually surprised they just dropped the info that Shinri will have a cover and that the official HoloEN twitter mentioned that there will be merch at the end, which of course they are, but they didn't even let the boys announce this stuff on stream.

oh shit here we go niggas

The Hakka jokes are fine and all, but you all will temper your expectations, right? You won't abandon our boy after seeing what he's really like?

>>40491706

this person? me

>>40491686
Axel
Altare, hopefully the new boys are a wake-up call

>>40491987
of course not. i’m not expecting any of their debuts to be good kek

>>40491987
I mean I was in the wave of the mag memes and even now I still like magni a lot.
Besides hakka is a spic like me so I want to believe I will really like him.

>>40491969
>the official HoloEN twitter mentioned that there will be merch at the end, which of course they are, but they didn't even let the boys announce this stuff on stream.
the entire thing is definitely rushed. they're just slammed in a single 5 hour chunk between major events too. it's like they know it'll be overlooked but just need to get 4 more guys out there to ensure no more collabs with the girls.

https://twitter.com/miiversian/status/1611507605389676544

>>40492091
same kek if anything the only thing that can put me off is their voices but that would only be for solo content

>>40491987
he's a spic just like me fr fr. i doubt i will dislike him.

>>40491686
>Altare
>All of them
Ngl no one has stood out for me yet but leader said they’re great so I will support them.

>>40492091
Same. I want them to succeed but debuts are a very poor indicator of their real personality. I'm ready to cringe

>>40491987
If he's not according to your expectation, just groom him.
Though not debuting Hakka before the WC was a missed opportunity. Futbol watchalong *chef kiss*. Imagine the shitshow.

>>40491987
My expectations for all are tempered. I'm not the target audience for Shinri, but even he might grow on me. Otherwise, any has a chance of being someone I end up watching regularly. And if nothing else I still have my oshi.

>>40491686
>vesper
>hakka
i put all my bags into the hakka brocoin early and its tracking real well

>>40492138
cursed...

>>40491686
>Altare
>Hakka since he seems likely to be the singer, purple is my favourite colour, and his tweets seem the most in line with what I like so far. I'm interested in Gavis as well though, since he seems like a serious, anxious and creepy clown rather than a "funny" one

>>40492138
Y'all gotta stop

>>40491987
I haven't even really be following the memes, but if he can sing I will listen to his music even if I don't like his streams.

Here’s hoping the new boys look good IRL too just like the current boys

Guesses of whatever that Gavis thing is?
For some reason it gives me vibes that it might be animation

>>40491706
>>40491945
>>40492007
>>40492229
Cultare...

>>40492291
if they’re not /fit/ they don’t /fit/ in

>>40491686
>vespapa
>i feel like all 4 will fit a nice niche but hakka has the holoes buff.

>>40491969
It's not a new set of Holos without some good old doomposting that ends up being irrelevant after debut!

>>40492241
leader reads these threads... Do you guys really want to hurt his feelings?

>>40492072
a wake-up call to what?

>>40492309
i want them to fuck

>>40492307
Either that or a cover song.

>>40492309
Are you surprised? I mean, look at this guy?

>>40492322
What are you talking about, how is it doomposting?

>>40492291
>Caring about roommates

I think all the Cultare that interested should drop Altare for Hakka.
After all, that leaves more Altare for me. :)

>>40491686
>altare
>none of them seem to fit my taste too much so far but probably gavis

>>40492364
>don't try too hard to conta-
he's in a cage, I'm good

>>40492291
i know some of shinri's rm's old friends don't like him now that he's corpo. bet i could convince them to give me a pic of his for a couple hundred bucks.

>>40492331
such a nightmare for him, right?

>>40492291
Does Vesper have any vanity stories aside from being an outdoorsman? The other boys lowkey tells how fit and good-looking they at times but not vesper

>>40492407
so true!

>>40492407
>>40492461
NO WAY YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST

>>40492407
>menshi streams becomes just one-on-one time with you as literally the only one in chat and your oshi all to yourself

>>40492500
that can be arranged :3

>>40492438
vesper picked up a grown man and shook him

flayon x machina

>>40492526
>altare gets even more parasocial and clingy with his chat because he feels insecure
ahhhghhhh please my dick

>>40492407
I just want my oshi to have a bird friend in his timezone to play with and bring out his competitive side!!

>>40492526
I want to be alone with leader ToT invest in hakcoin everyone!

>>40492438
Vesper explicitly told a story once of how a goth girl was able to clock him as a Star Wars fan by sight alone. Vesper is a dweeby looking nerd IRL
He is... just like me fr fr....

Time traveller here, oil baroness Arenei leaves Altare for Hakka too so you are all making the right choice

>>40492526
altare getting possessive over his only cultare member left ToT

>>40492548
That lucky bastard!

>>40492632
Didn't this story end horribly?
Vesper's luck was Leader-level.

>>40492632
Anon that story probably took place over ten years ago...

>>40492756
he mentioned in the NYE twitter space that she was a lesbian

>>40492291
I don't understand people who watch vtubers that care about what they look like irl. Isn't the whole point to get away from 3D?

>>40492548
he also semi-confirmed having a dumpy on the taka interview thing he did on nye

>>40492785
the nijisisters can't contain themselves

>>40492526
I wonder what his menshi asmr would be like if there was only one person listening to it.....

>>40492786
Yeah, tough luck old man.
That's on the level of "invite a girl to prom but she had a bf already" Regis "a girl became your gf for a week because her friend told her to" Altare "your gf cheated on you but you stayed because of her dad's chili". Wait, those are worse.

>>40492785
nta i dont care what vtubers look irl but i watch vtubers because they do a different kind of content from fleshtubers cute anime characters are nice though

>>40492903
>that last MRE stream where he started talking to his multitool and rock or something and making up voices for them
jesus, imagine the schizokino

please if theres a god out there, don't make shinri a vox/hex skinwalker

>>40493048
he's not. his PL pandered ironically here and there for fun but his main vibes were more like watching an older brother playing horror games for you and explaining lore.

Okay, if it ended up not being the fifth member, but the whole gen, then who should be in this photo? Rrats?

>>40492307
Group after debut collab, or maybe a cover.

>>40493048
I'm so sorry...

>>40493048
what defines a vox/hex skinwalker? I don't know much about both of them

>>40493181
me

>>40493179
>watching an older brother playing horror games for you and explaining lore.
Oh no, it's all over for me then.

>>40493181
me

>>40493048
I can't imagine him Vox-tier hornyposting, he's a classier guy than that as far as I can tell. So there's that at least.

>>40493179
oh no. it's over for me.

>>40493242
KEK

>>40493202
Pandering aggressively and incredibly blatantly to horny women, I'd guess.

>>40493179
>PL

>>40493048
Probably would be the other way around since Hex's PL looked up to Shinri's PL

this will be the pair that will bring unity /s[/ spoiler]

>>40493242
>Altare end EN today
IT'S OVER

>>40493242
>hakka’s name is bigger
it’s over.

lotta fucking doxxfagging around here lately.

>>40492438
Vesper has low self esteem, he wouldn't brag about how he looks because he doesn't think he's attractive. He has alluded to being strong and definitely has to have some level of fitness if he likes to bike/lift/hike etc. I wish magni would have described anything about him like how he commented on altares veiny arms but he probably knows vesper would hate that

>>40493374
He's going to kill everyone st HoloProEN

>>40493391
the nijisisters cant help themselves

>>40493327
>Hex's PL looked up to Shinri's PL
i wonder what they think of each other now. shrini's pl made it clear many times that he did not like vox tier pandering.

>>40493446
I wish I was a Holomem...

>>40493327
I hope not, I sincerely hope every nijisanji "talent" and fan dies a painful death

>>40493391
there was a lot of that going around before Tempus debuted too so I'm not super surprised by it

>>40493242
>axelotl language decent
idk about that

>>40493327
>Spoiler
Unity already exists outside of 4chan.

i wish all doxxfags a very kill yourself

>>40493480
His pandering isn’t even that successful for giving the full nsfw experience

6 hours left bros

>>40493181
Machi

>>40493610
I'm excited for cringekino

>>40493581
based and same

>>40493391
Usual stuff before debuts. The downie that spoilers roommate stuff is annoying ngl. He was told to stop in /stars/ before tempus but he kept on doing it. Dude thinks he's special for reading iketog or catalog threads, it's cringe.

>>40493511
Eh, no need for tribalism. I'm no nijifan, but Alban and Altare have a fun dynamic together.

>>40493511
>>40493579

>missing the /s

>>40493709
>looks at thread
nah, fuck 'em

>>40493709
based bantare enjoyer.

does anyone have cute/cool fanart of the new boys? need to fill up my folders

>>40493830
>Corpo wars
Boring.

>>40493962

>>40493709
god I miss bantare and their banter

>>40490372
Man, even if this is all planned, I gotta say Altare handles this narrative of being unlucky very well.

BEFORE THE NEW BOYS DEBUT MEN OF /MANS/, YOU WONT LEAVE RIGHT? RIGHT?? I NEED YOU GUYS I NEED OUR STUPID FUCKING MANZAI DYNAMIC, I NEED FOR YOU GUYS TO KEEP BEING THE STRAIGHT MAN hehe, THE TSUKKOMI WHILE US DERANGE FUJOS KEEP BEING THE BOKE GOD DAMMIT YOU GUYS KEEP THE ECOSYSTEM ALIVE

>>40494142
male hands wrote this

>>40494142
Lol, everyone knows the fujos are the tsukkomis in this duo

>>40494142
Vesper is still in the company, so I'm still here.
Don't split the thread and I'll stay.

>>40494142
Sister… keep it together…

>>40494142
i like our straightanons i dont want to see them go

>>40493242
The Hakka hype is real.

>>40494217
Eh, I don't know about that. The roles rotate depending on the day.

>>40494142

i am ready

>>40494142
I like teasing the straightanons and incels here, it'd be very boring without you guys

>>40493179
So basically what Vox could have been if he handn´t decided to pander the women so aggresively.

>>40494142
sister relax, we're chillin

>Tsundere fujos become clingy and deredere at the thought of losing their bros
Typical.

>>40494142
The most fun part about /mans/ is how diverse the ecosystem here is, it would genuinely make me sad if a entire group of people were to just leave now

>>40492438
>fit and good looking
Didn't Altare say some girls forced another girl to go on a date with him or something like that? Or say to pretend she liked him?

Why didn't you pass the audition, anon?

>>40494595
I never applied

>>40494510
hey i remember that time the bros were tsundere and missed us

>>40494595
i didn't apply, can't fail if you don't apply ;)

>>40494583
He’s confirmed fit, we don’t know about attractive. He also has a speech impediment and stutter naturally (and low self-esteem) which will fuck up your social life even if you ARE attractive.

>>40494142
Get out fujo, this is yumestacy territory

Are we going to get Tempus Gen 3 before we see the first podcast episode?

>>40494595
I did, I'm all 4 of the new guys. I will stream for straight male brotuber enjoyers exclusively and I will murder women when not streaming.

>>40494982

leader your meds...

>>40494969
Uh oh leader naked dogeza

>>40494982
>debuts tonight
>all 4 are just altare doing silly voices

>>40494595
it was going great up until they asked "what do you enjoy most about our hololive production talents?" to which i got up and started masterbaiting furiously on camera

>>40495083
>literally what magni implied in his magbot(rant) stream
WTF MAGNI HAS THE LOOSEST LIPS IN TEMPUS
here i thought vesper was the squealer

>>40494142
As long as you guys keep spoiling your yaoi fan art I'll don't really got anything to complain about.

>>40494583
he's often referenced how much acne when he was younger

>>40495246
What's the consensus on yume art or risque solo art

The straight men itt talk to more girls than the rest of the board ever will

this nigga EXCITED

>>40495083
I still like the idea of Gavis being Magni with a new model, and collabs are just Magni talking to himself. Could be kino judging by his radio skits

>>40495553
lies we all know the women here are actually male

>>40494595
I do not want to be a streamer

>>40495553
>the straight bros in /mans/ talk to women but they can only talk to them about other men
>half the conversations are about who should be gay for who
The monkey's paw...

>>40495553
>Woman
>On the internet
I don't believe it.

>>40494142
So long as Magni and Vesper are here, I will continue to watch the holo boys.

>>40495553
GIRLS? ON MY FORUM BOARD???

>>40494142
I fucking love /mans/. I have visited other threads for chuubas and groups I'm interested in. But none were actually fun enough to stay and frequent. Stay based manschads

>>40495670
hey, we’ve had conversations about what visual novels we like during dead hours. though i think we did just end up talking about hadaka shitsuji…

>>40494595
>be me
>5'3 eastern yuropoor /m/fag autist
>have decent noombers on social media accounts
>see cover finally holding holostars EN auditions
>unironically consider applying
>due to height and interests decide to go for a kusogaki androgynous shota robot character who can pilot a bigger mech
>get autistically invested in trying hard to get in
>design my character and his mech, train to do an appropriate shota voice
>daydream every day about the sort of streams I'd do, what games I'd play, thinking about bullying my chat, shilling Battletech and MechWarrior to nowa, doing drawfag collabs with maguni, etc.
>halfway through animating my audition video I have a sudden moment of clarity and realize that what I am doing is cringe and that applying is a terrible idea, that I wouldn't get in anyway
>continue getting demoralized by stupid faggot thoughts and end up pussying out of auditioning
>fast-forward to this week
>watch teaser for the new boys
>see Flay
>mfw there's a non-zero chance that could've been me
Apologies for the blog post, but let this be a reminder for any anons ITT who would like to apply but hesitate due to insecurities or other reasons — give it your all and send in your application. Let Cover decide whether you're worth picking up or not. Don't go full retard like I did.

>>40495581
hacute my beloved...

>>40494142
I plan to, but I may be gone for the first week depending on how chaotic the thread gets. Too many tourists these past few days and I expect it to get worse

>>40492632
I want him carnally, I want him to fck me so bad sisters

>>40495514
Just keep it blue board safe or spoiler tag it Sis

>>40495498
>acne
>stutter
My guy could be benching trucks and still struggle to get laid

>>40495763
I'd never think Cover would intentionally hire a euro (Kiara slipped through by being in Japan at the time). This is amazing.

Did my archive reps on em so I know who the speculated RM's are but do any of them sing and speak jp like axel? I've literally never seen any of their RM's content at all.

if he's an americanized mexicano that means hes already better than most south americans when it comes to personality and not being overtly annoying

>>40495553
they just want us straightbros to fuck eachother, i know their game

>>40495763
>t. picrel
Well there's always next time. Or just go indie

>>40495979
I dunno. I suspect EN3 for both live and stars may be euro focused.

It's been mentioned a couple times, but what the fuck is with girls liking veiny arms? It's one of those things I honestly can't understand as a fag