/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

I'm still proud of her for tonight!

>>40460571
>1 second
I hate you

>>40460806
oh nyooo

This one!

The dino roam these lands

Gurass

your oshi is never coming back. move on. this is so sad.

>two threads
huhaha

I love my wife so much!!

1st

>>40460967
She's too powerful

>>40460993
That's a erotic child

why does suisi have a binki?

1100 posts is too much

Reminder: Gura likes Crocs...

tell me about the shark, why does she
tummy hort :'(

WIN ONCE AGAIN, CHUMBUD PRIME

>>40461123
I wonder what jibbitz Gura uses

>>40461152
Based fatto catto

>>40460806
>>40460875
>>40461226
rubrubrubrubrub

>>40461152
based ogayu the strongest chumbie

I MISS GURA IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SOMEONE HELP ME AHHHH

LET'S GO GATO SEXO

>>40461328
I've been doing the one VOD a day thing and it doesn't really help
I only miss her more

>>40460950
keep dreaming, dogfucker

>>40460993
Yum TuT

>>40460993
Sending this to authorities

I literally think about Gura 24/7

Did the other thread get purged? Anyways.

Please don't rape the shark.

>>40460950

she kept her promise and played in the Mario kart tourney

>>40461763
shark nipple

>>40461743
I didn't know they were cunnyseurs.

>>40461759
Sending this to authorities

RELEASE SOMETHING IN YOUR STOCKPILE GURA
QUEEN COVER JAZZ REFLECT ANYTHING

sleep tight anons and stay comfy

>>40461759
I decided to stop myself from doing that, i know gura wouldn't want me to be depressed while im waiting for her.

So im trying my best to avoid anything gura related unless it comes from her directly.

>>40461759
seek help

gura feet TuT

>>40461852
>she kept her promise and played in the Mario kart tourney
Imagine thinking it was gura. This is so sad. Chumkek.

I figured it out. Shitposters are just a long block of if and else statements.
If Gura in japan
Shitpost #32
else if Gura in MK tourny
If stream
Shitpost #97
else
Shitpost #98
else if .....

>>40462247
There is no proof it was manager.

GURA HATES US AND SHE WILL NEVER COME BACK

>>40462334
Shit, He knows too much!

Gooba will meet Shion in Japan and they will rub cunnys together~

TuT

Ogayu got Mario Karted and Suisei won again.
I can't belieb.

>>40462334
Naruhodo

>>40462043
goodnight anon

>>40458521
>>40458554

gura lost?

>>40463014
Marine jobbed so fucking hard in that second to last race
probably had a chance to win if she got a decent score there

>>40462334
>Shitposters are just a long block of if and else statements.
There's only one person who could be behind this.

>>40461152
Heh.

>>40463592

>>40463419
The second she accidentally drifted onto that sliver of grass, I knew it was over.

And proven right. You guys could not stop and had to track them down like the last off collab and now she is having to move. What is wrong with you guys... You are the reason gura never tells us things.

MY Goob.

>off topic posting

>>40464489
This is why no one can have nice things. And they wonder why gura took a health break. You Basterds

Just got back, what did I miss?

aaaan we are stuck in limbo again
not knowing what to expect
not knowing when she will be back
its maddening

>>40461152
based

it's time to move on, chumbuds.

>>40464681
technically she never RT or mentioned the mario kart tourney tonight so if you only follow gura, you never left limbo.

>>40464681
This is her way of edging us so the goom feels extra nice

>>40464780
True I think I'll go to bed now.

>>40463588
I REJECT THE TRINITY! HAIL PAIMON!

>>40464780
K bye
C U tomorrow

>>40464803
this thread can be limbo too since it's the very definition of an echochamber

Too bad she doesn't give a single fuck about her fans at all and never streams. Good thing I don't watch her. Sucks to be you all.

Are shitposters just bots?

>>40461083
They're standard issue for all members of Hololive.

>>40465138
holy ESL

>>40465270
I wanna ram my cock into pink fox's cute cat pussy while Gura sucks on my balls.

>>40465248
It'd be less pathetic and sad if they were...

>>40465007
>goes to 4chan to escape "le echo chamber and hugbox"
>creates an echo chamber and hugbox
fucking kek. the absolute state

>>40465426
who are you quoting?

I love you Gura! Get well soon! please

If I go to my boss and say "I'm ill" and proceed to take a 6 month break and then I only show up to work 1 - 3 times a week for 1 - 2 hours what will happen to me?

>>40465698
nothing if your boss is yagoo and your are part of hololive

>>40465698
Did your boss approve and made a tweet for it?

>>40465698
Depends, are you a literal who bottom of the barrel wagey, or are you part of the face of the company and known by all?

>>40465698
Who took a 6 month break now?

>>40465698
If you are a shark, the yesmen will gladly pay $5 monthly for 0 streams.

>>40465698
Guess how I know you're a threadshitter.

>>40465698
>>40465898
Lame

>le buzzword

>>40465898
>5 dollar membership means you need to get a monthly value of 5 dollars EVERY MONTH OR ELSE

Holy fucking cringe

>>40465698
>>40465831
>>40465852
>>40465864
>>40465866
>>40465898
>>40465938
Anon, it's 4AM. You don't have a job.

>>40465698
Depends on what you're sick for. I've worked in businesses that legit did this. Had one guy take off almost a year because of the COVID bullshit. lol It just depends on your position in the company and whether or not you're replaceable or expendable.

>>40465998
It's a fucking service, not a donation

>>40466007
It's the weekend you fucking shitbrain.

>>40466007
Neither do (You), it seems.

>>40466034
You're unemployed.

>>40466007
Cope because you're a wage slave that has to work on Saturday.

>>40466076
Takes one to know one.

The noises are winding down

>>40465698
https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/fmla

>>40466103
It's 4:52AM

>>40466157
Sorry we third world slaves never understand this concept

Tush.

Missed the stream because of work. Can I get a quick rundown? I'm still stuck at work for a few hours mendokusai.
Did she sound well? I hope she managed to place in top 5 at least.

>>40466028
cringe desu senpai

>>40466260
something something lazy whore

>>40466260
She got 6th. She drove well, but the lineup is just too much for her. ofc suisui won the whole thing

>>40465898
>If you are a shark, the yesmen will gladly pay $5 monthly for 0 streams.
Gura will be able to see the true chumbuds sticking by her, instead of the ones quickly dropping her for taking an official leave of absence. 5 dollars.

Gura please eat plenty of good food!

>>40466652
Nyo

https://twitter.com/hirotakaR180125/status/1611663302786174976

>>40466664
Why did he reupload it?

I love her more than anything!

They must be looking for a new VA. Gura will be the Ai of Hololive, she will come back as Gawr main and she will sound a bit different and she will act like Mori if she were still in puberty. On the bright side Mori will get a permanent collab slave and EN will revolve around her from now on, which opens up the possibility of collabs with other agencies because Mori is already on good terms with some of them.

The new lore will be that Gawr just awakened from her slumber, she is a mischievous goddess living in Gura's body and something happened to Gura's part of the brain/mind that made her close herself/disappear so she will take over until she comes back (when they find another new VA that sounds a bit more like Gura).

retard

words words words

Oh shit! Gura's leaning in for a...a KISS!
QUICK ANON! WHAT DO YOU DO?!

>>40467087
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

if dubs, gura returns valentine’s day
if trips, gura returns SOONER

Good job Mane-chan. That was surprisingly good for your first time ever touching a Switch.

*jaws theme sing intensifies*

>>40467087
CHU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My love for Gura is undefeatable!

>>40467255
But MY love for Gura already defeated yours

>>40466918
I never understand the appeal of making VA rrats because they are all easily proven false

>>40467407
Ai said it herself that she was getting replaced before it even happened so everybody knew, they even did a joke stream with twin Ai together. What rrats are you talking about?

>>40467087
Put a collar to her neck and drag her to my basement to chain her before she disappears again.

Gura piss on my cock

>>40467158
Reminder that Gura won't stream on Valentine's day or ever again.

Gura already milked her weeb cuck fans for millions and can make 5 - 6 figures a month by streaming 1 - 3 hours a week unless she decides to take an indefinite break.

If she goes on break she still makes 5 - 6 figures a week.

She's milked you cucks for just about every penny so why would she keep streaming or even care?

Why is it so hard for women to be honest... first you gather a fanbase of jealous unicorns who literally worship you and think of you as their platonic love but you still decide that getting pregnant is a good idea and expect them to suck it up when shit comes out but they can't and you get so butthurt to the point you don't communicate with them anymore, lie all the time and break promises just to hurt and spite them while they still keep opening their tear-soaked wallet just for you because they love you more than they have self-respect.

You could've simply acted more honest from the very start and you would've easily gathered fans more appropriate for you and your lifestyle.

>"only my parents and nurses saw my cunny"
>"I'm such a maiden lol"
>"MOTTO!"
>"I'm idol doing idol stuff uwu"
Pathetic and evil minded cunning woman who gets off thinking of all the fans that roped themselves since 2020 because of her.

You enjoying yourself?

Runny bunny shark cunny

>>40468211
Post more cunny faggot.

>>40468256
I don't wanna. I'm tired.

reminder silence is golden during the next few days due to the certain debuts

I wish Gura would milk me

>>40468291
What debuts?

>>40468340
Don't act like you don't know.

>>40468211
I think our threadshitter is kinda cute they way he tries but never lands.
I'm gonna breed 'em.

mfs really seething at 5am or whatever time it is in burgerland because my sharkie played a bit of MK just to keep her promise of being in the tourney...

Gura is sick, sick of her job and sick of her fans. Reminder that during her 2 weeks break she didn't have any health issues, her internet and her pc were working, she had enough free time to watch a sloth mating documentary and enough time to do groceries, she had a blast of a thanksgiving week and yet she couldn't spare a single minute to make a members post about her break or even a tweet to wish happy thanksgiving to her fans.

She had no reason to not communicate, she was on a break from work and communicating to her fans is just work to her, she doesn't work for free even if it's just for a tweet, there's no emotional attachment for her fanbase or even her shrimps who help her pay the bills, she's fake and entitled.

Even Calliope fucking Mori loves her fans more than Gura loves her shrimps. Gura is the worst holo right now, she is the most cruel holo to have ever existed because she's doing this on purpose. There's no other explanation.

This is Gawr "I hate every single one of you" Gura. Never forget who you are chumbies. You're just a number.

>>40468084
>>40468145
>>40468462
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU

>>40468318
I wish to milk Gura

>>40468084
>>40468145
here is a pity reply

>>40468590
>ASMR stream? forgotten.
>Original music? forgotten.
>Cooking streams? forgotten.
>Watch alongs? forgotten
>RP members stream? forgotten.
>Rainbow trident stream? forgotten.
>Halloween cookies stream? forgotten.
>Thanksgiving stream? forgotten.
>Christmas stream? forgotten.
>New Year's stream? forgotten.
You are here.
>Valentine's Day stream? forgotten.
>Any member stream at all? forgotten.
>Shrimps? forgotten.
>The love? forgotten.
>Easter stream? forgotten.
>Birthday stream? forgotten.
>Graduation stream? imminent.

>>40465698
Depends how important you are. I have enough sick time in my job to take an entire year off.

i see our lonely schizo is spamming the thread again

>>40468462
>I go outside, I stop streaming
>on my days off I completely separate myself from everything hololive
No need to do any mental gymnastics to infer that this is only a job to her, she outright told us.

>>40468699
I think he misses Gura but doesn't know how to deal with it like a human being.

>>40468638
could you imagine that streaming isn’t the only thing she has going on in life? i doubt that she is intentionally trying to hurt us. she’s almost certainly the popular and best for a reason: SHE CARES.

>>40468714
stop repyling to stale pasta, newfag

>>40468784
I'll reply to whatever I want, faggot.

Gura the scene-stealer
https://youtu.be/qBfmH1y6Qtc?t=1511
https://youtu.be/0ijtMBi64OA?t=1127
https://youtu.be/iTzwZ0fsfMI?t=10390

https://youtu.be/8cSdhGCGE1M

>>40468462
And yet they still support her. This is why holoEN is doomed. She will never put in any effort because the cucks keeps pulling out their wallets for her despite the fact she never streams.

Why would she though? She still makes money.

So did this fag blow in from /r9k/ or something?

>>40468988
Not what I was expecting, but would definitely still rub it

>>40468777
This isn't 2021 anymore buddy...

>>40469030
Maybe, but he's been here for a while now. Will stay quiet for a bit but always eventually has to go on long winded rants about how evil and manipulative Gura is and then reply to himself for good measure.

>>40468777
I feel like you're the guy who goes into a strip club and thinks the stripper really loves you and connected with you. You think she sat on your lap and let her suck her tiddy because she loves you, but in reality she just wanted your 20 dollars.

Gura is the same. She doesn't love her fans. She doesn't care about hololive.

She shows up to work. She gets paid. That's it.

Grow the fuck up.

I love this little shark
She's not my oshi but there's just something about watching her that still captures how it all felt when it was new
As gay as rest the of it all gets I'm glad Goobs is still Goobs

Imagine telling people to grow up when you spend most of your free time complaining about an anime shark girl and trying to convince everyone to hate her.

>>40357551
And you wonder why she isn't motivated anymore.
Chumtards are a bunch of third world shitters and casuals.

Chumbuds I'm gonna need some proof that gura still cares about her fanbase as much as she used to because these last few months have been quite a disaster

>>40469400
Actually it's impressive that it's even that high considering how rarely she reads superchats

>>40469121
You say grow up and yet you have to align and reason every action of hers with yourself when the guy you responded to was right there could be other shit going on in her life, you need to take your advice and grow up shit happens to all of us schizo.

>>40469444
Spoiler alert: She doesn't

>>40469099
>implying she isn't
roru

My oshi isn't a sympathy baiter who makes bank off insincere members-only posts, and numberfags mad she doesn't milk her fans dry through superchats. I'm so proud of her

goobles

>>40469629
Ahem actually it's pronounced goobers

Why can't she really just be sick?
Why does everything need a double meaning in your mind?

Child

>>40469704
Yeah just like ina where she says she's "sick" but somehow feels well enough to take multiple international flights, go on vacation to hangout with all of her friends in Japan, travel all over the world, and still does work drawing art.

And yet her simps still talk about her like she's crippled in a hospital bed being attended by a nurse. It's sickening.

Ina isn't sick she simply doesn't want to stream. She is sick of her job and she's sick of her fans. She is most likely disgusted by her fanbase and wants to be left alone to draw her art. That's it.

Same with gura. She simply doesn't want to stream and interact with her fans. It really is that simple.

Can I get a quick recap on Mario Kart tourney and how did Gura do?

>>40469870
Mucho texto

>>40469870
Grow the fuck up

>>40469870
meds schizo

>>40469924
She played in it despite being "sick". As for her performance she didn't come close to winning.

>>40469870
Grow up kid.... wait youre A CHILD? ToT

>>40469870
sick is not equal to having a medical condition reddit-friend, and she went on break to change her lifestyle - meaning eating properly sleeping properly and taking time off - how well that worked is left to be seen. personally I think she can't change her life significantly without dropping one of her jobs.

>>40469924
She did about middle of the pack which is expected of some who said she was out of practice. Not to mention it was past midnight her time and she probably just dozed off afterwards.

I feel safe here, no closeup Guras, no Gawr, no sharks in general to attack me.... I can rest...

>>40469924
Manager san failed

>>40470084
chumbie watch out!

>>40470084
oh nyo

>>40470084
>he doesn't know

continued dedication to anonymously shitposting samechan to an audience of 60

maybe the people most dedicated to watching gura will stop watching gura because I posted the same shit i've posting for the last year again

>>40470197
please just ignore that loser

>>40470197
>audience of 60
And I doubt even 10 of those IPs are even in here.

Remember how insanely cute she was during this stream? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm5prJAYamA&t=1220s

No amount of physical healing will bring her back to this, HoloEN has jaded her too much.

>>40470257
what is that image...

>>40470522
oh nyo

>>40470716
That's my dick

I forgot to goom today and almost crashed desu :(

>>40470869
Still not too late

Jwu looks like my instinct to sleep was right

>>40470869
oh, hi gabby

>>40470716
benis that hasn't been mutilated by jews

>>40471074
Nyo

>>40471286
Nice try Gabby you are not fooling me

>>40471074
who is that

>>40471370
Gabby

Since I am the last chumbud, I will marry Gura in 10 mins if no objections.

>>40472414
Sorry bud, -I- am the last chumbud

>>40472414
Nice try

>>40472546
>>40472585
Objections overruled

If you don't get a post at exactly XX:18:30, gura is my wife

No need for any ifs
Gura IS my wife

>>40472756
She's my wife

>>40472414
Times up, since no valid objections were made, I will now marry Gura.

>>40473303
If I can't marry her, I will kill you and gura

Back from work bros. How did my daughter-onahole do yesterday?

>>40473450
I will kill you first

>>40473492
Average

>>40473853
Woah what da shrimp doin?

>>40473303
>>40473853
You both realise Gura is my sister right? I am closer to her than you will ever be.

>>40474174
Your sister is an excellent onahole.

Hello I just woke up and I'm still proud of my oshi for not doing terrible despite not training at all
To celebrate I shall masturbate to fine cunny pictures of her now

my wife

>>40475021
Not lie you will masturbate anyway

>>40475044
my post

SHIAWASE NO RECIPE O
I'm rewatching my wife on stage
hbu /ggg/

>>40474174
Hug your sister, post results

>>40475062
If Gura does something bad I would cum on her to correct her
If she does something right I would cum on her to reward her

My cute little semen demon. T o T

Do you think Gura would be okay with you cumming on any part of her? Face, hair, feet, tummy, butt, anything. Or is there one she wouldn't appreciate?

MY FUCKING CATS ATE THE BURGER I ORDERED WHILE DRUNK I AM GOING TO KILL THESE FUCKERS AAA

>>40461743
oh yeah sharing THAT goes well especially with the feds

>>40475376
That's what you get for drinking testosterone suppressor juice.

>>40475376
Give your cat a reward. It saved you from a unhealthy meal.

>>40475376
NYA

>>40475512
When you got gear you don't have to worry about such things.
man, these mother fuckers ate most of it, not even the french fries are left...

>>40475641
>Taking gear while drinking
What is a liver?

>>40475689
yolo

>>40475376
Oh nyo

https://youtu.be/HhPNMgs2rxM
what really happened with rockstar perms?
look at this happy shark rapping to the intro

jwu, damn I didn't dream of Gura.

>>40475824
It was THEM behind rockstar who took the perms away.

>>40475824

good morning
i love gura

>>40476485
>loops back to the start after 30s or so
what the hell is wrong with my sound post player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAck4Ki_TsA
I love my loli shark

>>40476612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rTJSjSKn0g

Finally, i am the last chumbud...

>>40477220
in your dreams

>>40477363
fake chumbud, i don't see you posting gura in the past hour

>>40477220
never ever

>>40477637
i just got here you double nigger
>>40476613

I LOVE GURA

>>40477847
no you don't

>>40477867
True, It's me that loves her.

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>40477952
Gura's the king and I'm the Groom of the Stool

>>40477952
Your are the king of my nuts, faggot.

Did Gura win?

>>40478246
Of course she didn't.

>>40478246
Yeah she won my heart

>>40478550
Retard

>>40478246
my hand in marriage? she already has that

>>40478990
Gura is autistic, not retarded.

Sex with a fembud.

>>40479283
>likes sucking dick
what a fucking faggot

>>40479357
>wouldn't suck gura's double shark dick
do you even love her?

>>40479445
I am not a fucking faggot like you, she sucks my cock or no deal.

Good morning chumbies

>>40479042
Gura is technically not autistic. She was never diagnosed by a specialist. Online doctors don't count.

I want to cum on Gura's hair and force her to wait until it dries.

>>40479357
I'm not gay but I have a cock fetish, I am purely attracted to the penis, not the man attached to it.

>>40478550
She doesn't have autism. She was never diagnosed. There's definitely signs.

>>40480095
I have a penis right here, come suck it.

>I'm not gay BUT...

>>40480185
Only if we do it through a makeshift gloryhole, otherwise we'd both be gay.

>>40435649
It can mean whatever you want it to mean

CATBOX IS DOWN
MY GURA SOUNDPOSTS

I want Gura to press me

Are Gura and Ina on maternity leave?

>>40480763
I want to press Gura

What's in the box /ggg/?

>>40482475
empty promises

I miss her, bros...

I miss Gura

If the schizo hates Gura so much, why not just fucking forget about her and leave? She's not even streaming. She's on a break. No Gura news is happening. Why stay in Gura thread and continuously eject hate diarrhea towards here? Especially since it's the same shit everybody's seen from you a million times already from days on end. Mods need to perma/rangeban this fucker for his own good.

>>40480778
Yeah, me.

>>40483201
Aim better next time.

>>40475376
You made me think of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBZNNQ_Wqw8

>>40483284
It's mental illness

>>40483284
He's probably a former chumbud who can't let go and wants to ruin Gura for everyone else.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>40484590
ye

>>40483284
I'm suffering from severe diarrhea right now. The worst part is the abdominal pain. I'm dying from Gura deficiency.

>>40484666
nyoo

>>40485248
HONK

>>40485248
I wanna eat cunny, I mean kani, haha

>>40485248
Either they fucked the kerning or they had to delete and replace HORNY with HUNGRY after she sent the quote in

um why does my little gura get horny at the idea of physically hurting others

>>40485248
>ぐらくしょんの音が すぐ届く
I don't think this is what Gura said.. why is it different?

>>40485406
because english doesnt translate very well to japanese and vice versa

>>40485567
They should have translated it literally and let them be confused. This is putting words into Gura's mouth. I don't like it.

>>40485248
This brat knows what she's doing...

C h i l d T u T

>>40485248
HONK

i am the fat one

>>40486034
but I have the high ground

>>40486034
>no leafer

>>40485248
HONK

love my bunnyshark wife

>>40486034
Come at me motherfucker

>>40486432
why does this artist give her jaundice?

>>40486671

>>40480178
Asperger’s makes way more sense than autism to me, and even then she’s pretty normal for a full on diagnosis

>>40486721
that reminds me that the MK tournament confirmed that she is not in japan

>>40486671
GURA NEEDS A LIVER TRANSPLANT LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>>40487421
how so?

>>40487512
her flag was USA

>>40487207
aspergers isn't a thing it's just varying degrees of autism

>>40487587
the flag is set by the user at the time of account setup. it has nothing to do with client IP address.

>>40487587
Doesn't mean anything, not that I think she's there anyway.

>>40487587
You've never played Mario Kart huh

>>40487614
alright well then she has very mild autism

Did she tweet anything before or after the tournament?

>>40488015
Just a few RTs and likes and a happy birthday tweet to ame

>>40487637
Kobo is so fucking loud I think she broke her microphone

>>40488309
I wanted to like her but every time I tried checking her out she was peaking her mic

Feeling better today after being mad at Gura for not going to Japan. I was hoping Ame also didn't go so it wouldn't just he Gura from Myth. I hope they don't do their 3D showcase without Gura. That will really piss me off

>>40489637
>being mad at someone not traveling to a foreign country who is currently too sick to stream
retard

bai bai!!