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If you got famous, what are some funny quirks you have that your chat would make fun of you for?
Things like, a forgetful memory, bad habits of saying "um" or similiar filler words, addiction to a strange food, some lack of understanding of a commonly known topic, a particular dislike of something popular, etc

>>40305338
I hate the jews

>>40305338
They'd probably make fun of me for going on tangents.

T_T

No males.

No females.

No Gods.

No kings.

I would love to watch a Dalek vtuber, but I guess there's copyright issues with that

>first deku stream I wake up early enough to catch in a while
>cancelled
oh well... next time, bros.

>>40308276
In theory yes, in practice it's going to take a long time until they catch up to you do you could be a dalek vtuber if you want to

>>40308883
kys

>>40309154
it's not THAT big of a deal. He has anither strean scheduled this week.

>>40308883
what is with all the mentions of this loser recently? he isnt even an actual aspie and nobody likes him stop shilling him here

>>40309305
Last time I saw him mentioned in a thread was an explicit "FUCK DEKU" reply to a "who are you cheering for?" post. So I assume since you're clinging to him he must be an /asp/ie?

>>40309417
>clinging to him
im just sick of seeing him brought up all the time since all it does is cause drama. This thread is for helping vtubers and talking about aspies worth the time of day, not 1view leeches that should stop stealing the oxygen of other worthwhile people

>>40309118
I guess a better way to go to avoid copyright issues is to just make your own robot design that is similar
>screams like a retard
>wants to kill everything in the universe
>insists on their own supremecy
>has cool robot model features like a laser gun and flashing lights

>>40310455
>drama
Qrd? Is this pertaining to dog? That was a long time ago wasn’t it

>>40310615
That won't work, people want a dalek (TM) robot, not just any robot

>>40311180
just be a d*lek

>>40309305
any time i see any hype for a small /here/ streamer in any of the threads, i assume its a self post.
responses to a "someone name a vtuber" post, "omglol is live", art, or being the odd one out in a tierlist.
they're just pulling a mint.

>>40311395
That's why I don't ever selfpost

I can't post anymore because my personality is larger than life and that's not good for an anonymous platform

Good news: finally moved into my own place.
Bad news: place has no proper Internet connection, so still no streams (until I get something).

>>40311581
>>40313072
up to this day people have not understood that there aren't any viewers here. nobody comes to this thread to watch chuubas and all it does is piss off the locals. You get a pass if you are female, but that's about the only thing that makes you immune

I feel alone, all of my irl friends are moving on with their lives, all my chuuba friends don't talk to me outside our Twitch chats, and i want to stream more often but nothing really goes on in my life so if i do i'll have nothing to talk about

>>40313279
>i'll have nothing to talk about
I don't know how sane you are, but you could work on your character. Do research about what to talk about. You're not limited to talking about your day.
I've been meaning to look into stand-up comedy but I'm allergic to effort.

>viewer asked my pronouns
how do I even respond to this

>>40314521
just ban them and then delete your account and then delete your model and start over from scratch

So what kind of miraculous introductions are hiring managers looking for in the first 5 seconds of the audition video? There's lots of talks of people seeing that their video was only watched for 5 seconds. Why's that?

Were Suzuki-san's ears not blessed properly? What could you possibly do in 5 seconds that would make the employee watching it cum their fucking pants?

>>40314640
ok

>>40314669
i mean
>bad audio
>bad mic
>bad video editing quality
>bad voice
>wrong gender
all insta nos you can tell immediately

>keep remaking my channel when I get more than 10 viewers
anyone else do this

>>40314669
Also, in addition to what >>40314792 said, a lot of the times vtuber companies already have models made when doing auditions, so they're not only looking for people to show competency in their audition but also if the person in the audition has a voice that actually fits with any of their characters.

>>40316044
Why would I do that?

I will be the cutest bunnyboy there ever was. My artist started drawing, I can't wait.

>>40316044
Why do you do it?

>>40313279
>>40313617
Honestly, the ability to provide funny commentary and reactions to a game/content/conversation and the ability to gush about your favorite media/hobbies/topics are leagues more important than having irl bullshit to talk about. At least in my opinion. Even my favorite corpo vtubers bore the fuck out of me when they do nothing but prattle on about their day. It also ruins the immersion/kayfabe and has the potential for letting personal info slip.

asp is useless
Fucking useless
There’s a reason why most people here are stuck at single digit numbers

>>40320410
>There’s a reason why most people here are stuck at single digit numbers
And that is...?

>>40320470
They're males

>>40317165
Are you ok with males lusting after your bussy?

>>40318563
Now how about prattling on kayfabe? ie. Going shopping = cruising on the vast galaxy

Only a certain type of person can be a streamer.
Nobody here is that type of person, gender aside.

>>40323082
OG Mousey hits different

>>40323082
What are you saying, you have to be a parent or have a terminal disease?

>>40323792
You have to be strike a perfect balance between being a complete lunatic and a total normie.
That inbetween where you're just a funny weirdo whos entertaining to watch
also be a girl

>>40324349
This
I need to learn the ways of the mouse.

Anyone know some good artists on Fiver or Etsy who could make a good vtuber or png? Most of them seem kind of sus when it comes to good quality.

>>40305338

If you decide to be a vtuber, be prepared that chat will bully you with whatever they can get there hands on thats amusing or funny.

>>40324349
That's not me

>>40323082
This is what TV network executives would say, everything is too formulaic right now.
Wagietubers won't survive, get ready for the age of sincerity and alternative content.

>>40325919
As an artist myself, what I do and what I see other artists do is they just post their art to twitter and then post a "commissions open" tweet when they're avaliable. I don't know anyone who uses fiver or etsy.
And they don't advertise with any sort of tags or anything like #artist4hire they just post their art. If they use any tags it'll be something relevant to the art like #narutoart or whatever

>>40327777

So probably better to look on twitter for someone to desig na vtuber model for me?

>>40328106
I will say, I've never commissioned a vtuber artist nor do I know any vtuber artists, but I am an artist who does comms and I know other artists who do comms, and they all just post their art on twitter and advertise for comms in twitter, they have never even visited etsy or fiverr

You can find a wide range of artists of all budgets ranging from super cheap to super expensive and all kinds of art styles. You just have to find the artist, see the art they post, and see if they're open for comms.

I don't see any reason why the commissioning structure should be any different for vtuber artists

>Be going through my Paypal transactions to check for something unrelated
>See a bunch of names i don't recognize
>Based on dates and amounts realize it's from whenever i donated on Kofi
Did they also get my name when they received the donation? With how many ecelebs use Kofi i wouldn't have expected them to do this shit

>>40321669
Who wouldn't be?

>>40328689
I don't understand. Did Paypal use their real names?

I have plans to get my shit together and move out in a year. Only then can I stream. How dead will vtubing be by then?

>>40330057
I've lived through so many fads and communities that have risen and fallen.
So many times I have not been able to fully participate in a community and say "in a few years I will be ready" and by that time the community or fad has faded away into the past.

I fear that vtubing will be the same. By the time I finally have a place of my own where I can scream on mic and dance around in vr gear, by that time, vtubing will be something totally unrecognizable and not interesting anymore

>>40330193
I'd argue vtubing will still be here, it has become pretty much ingrained in nip culture with their ocean of 1-2 views and anycolor's IPO pretty much sealed the deal. The question is how different will the EN vtubing scene be in the next 5 years?

>>40332205
If it's anything like regular youtubing, then I think the biggest vtubers will become so corporate and fake that it's not even entertaining, but the system will push them to the top and everyone else to the bottom and basically nobody will watch indies because it'll just be a cesspit of verified checkmarks getting preferential treatment from companies and assuming authoritorial roles.
A sort of "step aside kiddos the adults have arrived" vibe where corporations scoff at all these wierdos making their own models and videos and communities even though that's what created and made vtubing so good.
Basically what happened to Kizuna but to vtubing as a whole.

You will see the odd indie appear and rise to the top who embraces the true spirit of vtubing but basically the fun will be stripped away and it will feel weird to be an indie, like you're intruding on the corporate space

>>40332654
cont.
I mean there's alot of corporate shit going on now but even the biggest streamers are still supportive of small indies. I fear that the change over time will be that the top vtubers won't be geniune people, but will be like real life celebrities who get their top positions through nepotism and look down on regular people and actively try to suppress their ventures

an aspie made it
never give up

>>40332885
Which one? A new one?

>>40332885
Source: I made it the fuck up.

Where are the unskilled wannabe content creators at? I need new playthings.

>>40334552
What do you want to groom this time sir? A boy? A girl?

>>40334867
In the mood for a girl. Trans girls are fine too if they’re 18-22

what do i do to attract more people
im down for anything but i dont want to be a loser who does reaction videos or pretends to be overly sexual
one thing i got going against me is that im a guy (who does sound kinda like a girl i guess)

>>40337051
What kind of model are you even using?

>>40337541
i didnt pay a lot for it, but it works
its cute, has pinks in it and i have long hair
if you didnt know from me, i would pass as a girl

>>40334552
What kind of content creation?

>>40337624
Okay so you're gonna be a babi? In which case you're already gonna have an uphill battle if you don't have a good personality.

>>40337843
call me whatever but idk what babi means lmao
i just try to be myself and thats all, but i dont want to fish as a girl and later be called a tranny

>>40337922
Oh wait, so the avatar is male? If so forget what I said.

>>40338581
yeah, it is male and just looks more feminine than maybe it should but only because i like it that way, i love my programming socks

>>40338641
Okay that's actually much better. If you don't mind guys lusting over you you should be fine.

Confirmed

>>40338780
Cope more, retard

>>40338780
that and the coffee sipping tweet seems pretty clear to me

>>40339138
he didn't make it and neither will you

>come to the conclusion that one of my main problems with not growing is that I don't stream enough
> Oh hey, it's the new years, let's take this opportunity to drastically increase the amount I stream
> Go from streaming maybe 10-15 hours a week to about 30
>Not bad for somebody with a full-time job
> Also streaming at much more regular times
>Just a few days in and have already lost a net total of 4 followers for some reason

Not gonna lie, kind of discouraging. I know probably none of those people ever watched me, but still.

>>40339442
>picture is him literally making it
?

>>40339558
you only want this to be true because this means your talentless ass has a chance, too
I bet you'll cry when it turns out it's not him

>>40339625
>you only want this to be true
>literally uses holostars meme images as a dogwhistle
the only one hoping what they say is true is you anon

>>40339736
>dogwhistle
bring out the corkboard, faggot

>>40338780
Can't wait for clout chasers to pretend they liked and watched him the whole time.

>>40298968
What program do I use for a 3D model? Still vtube studio? I'm having a custom low poly one made since a proper live2d would cost too much

>>40339932
Now all the managerLARPers will tell people that having a deep voice and pandering to fujos is the only way

>>40340113
Vseeface or vnyan afaik

I am a visitor from /lig/. Is this the right thread for me to be in if I wish to groom a desperate (female) chuuba just starting out?

>>40339489
stop looking at the numbers and start looking within
The numbers will not reveal the secret to good content to you, they will only lead you on goose chases to bad content
Only by looking within yourself and contemplating what is good content, will you succeed
And when you do succeed, you will know it, without even having to look at the numbers

>>40340387
what is /lig/?

>>40340451
/lig/ma

large indies global

>>40340387
Theoretically it is the right place. But new female chuubas (and males too btw) are few and far between these days, mostly because creeps much like you go around here and scare people away from self posting by saying and doing creepy shit to anybody who tries.

If you really want to find new chuubas go to twitch, search the vtuber tag, and sort from low to high. It will take a lot of work to actually find a non-tranny, non-babi, female that has a mic and who's stream isn't just absolute garbage, but they are out there.

>>40340768
that sounds like too much work, it's much easier to just find an actual gf.

>>40340387
>>40340862
Grooming is not easy, she needs to be just starting so she gets attached to you, but most vtubers give up...

>>40340387
groom me (male)

>>40341414
no

>>40340387
you'd have to camp the thread pretty regularly if you don't want to sit in the discord
sometimes you can catch unsuspecting chuubas before they get snatched by the cords

>>40340862
If you don't want to put actual work into it then the best you can probably do is attempting to groom a 2 view chuuba who has at a minimum 10-20 dedicated groomers already. If that sounds like a good time then /wvt/ is where you should go. That's basically the entire purpose of that thread.

>>40341609
loser

>>40341660
I am not the one begging anonymous weirdos to be my sugar daddy

>>40332205
Nightmare world 2028:
Boomers and the third world get into it and get clickbaited with horrible aesthetics
Political parties have VTuber livestream debates
Fast food companies create their own "hip & cool" models
Youtube frontpage :O Crazy Anime VTuber survives 100 days on deserted island (35M views)
>>40332654
Good post.

And will there be rabbits, George?

Kuki Shinobi is ugly, are there other hyperbloom detonators?

>>40342756
she's actually one of the best looking characters in the game

What's a good niche to cover?

>>40338780
Lex is Hex though

>>40346284
>1 year as an indie building a reputation as a wholesome streamer
>goes corpo and immediately starts fujobaiting and copying Vox with titles like "i can fix you" and "i'll never let you go baby"
[x] doubt

>>40346362
corruption arc

>>40340387
Start a discord.

>>40332885
I actually came across his last /here/posts yesterday while looking up his teacher
>>40346284
Hard deconfirmed, and all signs point to someone else anyway
>>40337051
>but i dont want to be a loser who does reaction videos or pretends to be overly sexual
Those are two of the biggest incline pivots. Not knocking you for avoiding them, but if you're willing to steer clear of that, then I'd just say to focus less on growing an audience entirely and think of something that you want to see more of in the vt sphere. If you can create more of that thing, then it could draw in an audience naturally, if slowly, as long as you're consistent. That's my plan, anyway - though to be fair, I'd still do reactions if I was actually passionate about the thing I was watching.

A toad wanting to eat swan meat

>>40346205
conspiracies, but only ones that are 20 years or older

>>40348326
Damn. 9/11 was 20 years ago. Do people still get banned/cancelled for talking about that truher shit?

>mfw
>4 viewers
>2 viewers

>>40329381
Yes, i expected it to be listed as a payment to Kofi but every movement is listed under a real name which i assume to be the chuubas given that i don't use Kofi for anything else

>>40348767
hasan or whatever his name was went on twitch on 9/11 and said the US deserved it he was never banned

>>40317165
sex

>>40316044
I can't decide on my pfp

I want to force myself to have a schedule but feel that if i make it too strict i'll give up, is one stream per week a good starting point?

>>40313279
are you me

>>40349107
Sex me. Be the anon in my chat that keeps on sending me perverted messages I'm too shy to answer to, but I'll never ban you.

>>40349211
Ive got the same thing, though my work gives me new hours every week and I couldn't just stick to a schedule.

> one stream per week a good starting point?
That's up for you to decide your limits, in my opinion 2 hours of a really entertaining stream is better than 6 hours of nonsense tired blabber

>>40349569
My flirting game is the equivalent of dad jokes, is that ok

>>40349799
I'll remember that.

>>40349853
What's your personality though, will you be a shy bunnyboy or bratty bunnyboy

>>40350078
I'm not a very shy person, my appearance will show it. I'll probably be more like the brotuber you wished for more than anything, but still more of a sister.

I think I finally cracked the code to entertaining zoomers, so for example zoomers really like Mr Beast, Mr.Beasts videos consist of the scene changing and constant talking about what you're seeing, zoomers also like a streamer named IShowSpeed, who does not shut up during his whole streams

To entertain zoomers you need to talk constantly and quickly, change the subject no more than 20 seconds, even if there is nothing to talk about or you're talking out your ass you need to keep talking. Make sure you have plenty of filler words too like dude and bro because Umm doesn't work anymore.

>>40350206
sex, right now. SEX SEX SEX

I don't want to groom you but I want a brotuber cute bunny boy, that's a good idea and should do good anon

Year of the rabbit

>>40350461
I will find rabbit anon

>>40350379
I'm also amazing at games, so streaming them will be easy. You WILL watch me.
>>40350461
>>40350517
What is the difference between rabbits and bunnies?

>>40350564
>What is the difference between rabbits and bunnies?
I don't know. Sex
>I'm also amazing at games
what games

>>40350777
RPGs, strategy (I love Knights & Merchants), shooters. I played games for the better part of my life. I won't play Apex Legends unless someone pays me to do it. Fighters are amazing, I'm getting better at them (DNF Duel and SkullGirls). My favorite games are BG though, I will for sure stream all of the versions.

>>40350958
>I won't play Apex Legends unless someone pays me to do it.
lmao based be my boy wife

>>40350958
>Knights & Merchants
this game was made before I was born lol

>>40339489
It is not a race, it´s a marathon.
Keep going with what you are comfortable and don´t focus just on number. You can do it, Anon.

>>40351294
underagechama...

>>40351356
I was born in 04, i am 18, who wouldn't want to sex me

who the fuck looks at the numbers

>>40349683
I have about two months off, i used to do 2 hour streams and once managed to do a 3 hour one but lately i can barely manage 1 hour and i'm dead by the end

There's been a big push to promote medical lab sciences as a career field and I lowkey want to be a vtuber to fuck around with their hashtags lmao

I'm not really expecting much as someone who would promote themselves a mainly educational vtuber. I can definitely see myself teaching boards exam prep or stuff like Medicosis Perfectionalis does. I'm also interested in lecturing about the cases I see when doing genetic screening. If I really wanted to be edgy about it, I could do a stream that's basically "Here's some FISH results, let's find out together how fucked is the patient"

>tl;dr who the fuck wants a vtuber to be the online face of cytogenetics and genetic counseling lmao

How do I make my mic not sound like garbage?
I've tried shure sm7b with cloudlifter, i've tried the scarlet 2i2 and goxlr. I even bought a fucking neumann tlm 103. I've run my mic through adobe audition filters, nvidia broadcast, obs filters. It feel like no matter what I do my mic audio quality is terrible and I don't know what to do to fix it. People in discord calls always complain they cant hear me and my mic sounds grating on stream. pls help.

>>40352296
stop using filters because you clearly don't know what they're for

>>40350255
Zoomers were born between 1995 and 2010, that makes anyone between 13 and 28 a zoomer, what you're saying applies mainly to gen alpha and maybe the youngest quarter of zoomers, youngest third if you want me to be more generous

>>40352036
I get tired like that when I get social too, for whatever reason I get tired when talking to people for too long though I love chatting.

>>40352344
i know what theyre for but i dont know how to actually make them sound decent. without them my mic audio sounds even worse and you can hear my computer fan blasting in the background

>>40351814
I'M FINALLY NOT GONNA BE THE YOUNGEST ASPIE, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>>40352382
I don't even talk that much, i'm just generally low energy, i love chatting with others too

>>40352378
zoomers = anyone who acts like one desu

>>40352527
>i dont know how to actually make them sound decent.
stop using filters. get rid of them all and raise your gain. sm7b is expensive but very quiet mic.

>>40352686
>I'M FINALLY NOT GONNA BE THE YOUNGEST ASPIE, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
no you still are im not in your discord social circle(jerk)

>>40348818
Wild. I guess they skipped making PayPal business accounts to save money?
>>40349211
One stream is infinitely more than zero streams. Getting into the routine is more important than anything. That said, I really don't think you should feel obligated to start with more than 6 hours a week. A lot of initial incline comes from YT shorts and the like. Course, if you realize that you WANT to (and can) stream more than that, then go for it.
>>40349683
>though my work gives me new hours every week
Man, I'm in the same situation. The job itself is fine, but I'm really hoping to break into a certain industry where I can expect a more set schedule.

>>40328689
>>40348818
Fuck paypal. I wish it wasn't so ubiquitous.
Worst dogshit piece of software I've ever seen, I hope it goes bankrupt and everyone who contributed to making it so shit ends up sleeping on the streets.

>>40328689
>>40348818
this is why you should make a paypal business account for anything you don't want your real name on (vtubing)

>>40354548
Good luck on convincing people to switch to crypto (A Paypal clone would be just as dogshit as the real thing)

>>40354319
I see, i'll try to do a 2 hour stream every week and go up from there, thanks anon

>regurgitate everything you do on stream into youtube shorts and tiktoks.

>making actual long form videos and they get no views

How do I actually start as a vtweeter? I'm going to take the vtweeter > chuuba slowburn route since I won't be able to stream anytime soon due to various irl stuff

>>40356981
>How do I actually start as a vtweeter?
don't. you'll set up a name for yourself as a vtweeter and no one will watch your streams due to the reputation.

>>40355417
Not even close.
Wanna know a better service than paypall? It's not hard, basically any other option works.
For example CashApp is a service that does the same thing as paypal but a million times better simply because it wasnt designed as utter dogshit for the consumers.

Every interaction I've had with PayPal has been negative. It makes the world a slightly worse place simply by existing.

>>40357047
Not going to be a literal vtweeter forever, just until June-July at best, was thinking to build my presence in twitter and generate hype while I'm waiting for my irl stuff to settle down and have my model and asset finished by then. Anyone I can study that took this similar route?

>>40357600
gorisawa

>>40355726
I know this one!
https://www.youtube.com/@kasperkuma/videos

>>40355664
If you just want number go up while also streaming a lot, then yeah, double-dipping your content is unfortunately inevitable. This next part is more up in the air, but I'd argue that the farther away you are from being a girl with a cute voice and avatar, the more you should focus on scripted content at the outset. Cuteness draws people in for the experience without needing talent behind the content, so if you don't have a similarly strong draw then you need to compensate with talent somehow. That's my two cents, anyway.
>>40355726
Yeah, gotta hustle for those first views. I can handle all the borderline-clickbait stuff EXCEPT live A/B testing. I'll probably still come up with 2 titles and thumbnails per video, but poll them on Twitter or ask the few content creators I know IRL instead of jerking around the first, and thus most loyal, of my viewers for some cheap clicks.

>>40357844
its hard

>>40357390
Isn't Cashapp US only?
>>40357600
Do viewer>chuuba instead

>>40358313
> of my viewers for some cheap clicks.
Thoughts on if I asked followers if they followed me on twitch to check out latest video, is that good or bad

>>40354908
Whats the process for this? PO Box and a one person LLCs?

>>40359334
you just make a business account you dont need anything else

>>40359334
In pretty much any country you can look up who owns every company on a government database, so setting up a company doesn't protect you from doxing (And in fact guarantees it) but it's still worth it for other perks, just not for everyone

>>40358461
>Do viewer>chuuba instead
I'm actually afraid this would make me complacent and become a viewer forever

>>40361365
>make me complacent
its the opposite for me, the more I watch popular ppl encourages me more.

>>40358461
>Isn't Cashapp US only?
Could be, I'm not sure. That's pretty disappointing if so.
Probably still better than Paypall tho

For those who auditioned, do you do different characters and kayfabe for every audition?

Wake the fuck up

>>40361704
It's US & UK only. I'm in Latin America so PayPal is my only option.

>>40363760
I've done the same one for all of them, but I guess it doesn't hurt to do something different if you don't have anything already established

I'm horny

>>40367278
We know

Scuff

>>40358970
Asking followers while streaming on Twitch to check out your YT? That sounds fine to me. I'd only do it if it fits the flow of the conversation, personally. That works for me because I like having the opposite pipeline - for example, making a video about X game, and then streaming that game shortly after while doing a sort of unstructured Q&A.
>>40363760
>>40366327
Agreed. If you have an established character, you may as well work with it. If not, probably best to keep that side of it short for auditions.

Does anyone have the vod for any of the povs from the ain-mashi-lala collab or is it lost media?

i think im too mentally ill for this

>>40366265
Even if you were from those countries, being limited to those two countries means less potential buyers

>>40370258
If you're too mentally ill, then this should be perfect for you

>>40368170
Alto might have Ain's POV. Not sure if Lala saved her own VODs, but it's pretty much considered lost.

>>40368170
Only found this.
https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdFunnyGnatPogChamp-T5obd_aLxj5Huekp

Thinking of making review videos with the most grating, nasally version of my voice and hoping they pop off on youtube enough that I can stream to at least 10 viewers, yay or nay? I just don't want to eventually migrate to youtube and have my VODs in the same column as other videos.

>>40372082
It could just be me, but I feel getting recognized on youtube is easier than twitch, and if you're stuff is well done and funny enough it should hopefully bring people in. Though if you do more videos than livestreams, even if you have a few thousand subs, you wont get a lot of viewers on a stream I think, but go for it anyway, try and have a balance between the two. Also YT separates livestreams and vids into different columns if you're worried about that.

>>40367278
Jay...

>>40371262
im not mentally ill in an entertaining way, sadly

>>40372523
what I mwant about the columns thing has to do with my current plan for youtube being uploading my twitch vods onto it and the fisk that eventually I'll make a proper video and it will be buried in them (because only youtube livestreams are seperated from vids AFAIK). Anyways, that still leaves me at needing to improve stream quality.

>>40352274
Mad respect for doing your own thing though.

>>40307916
>>40308041
>>40308123
>>40308251
no love

Big question: How do you get fans who are not sensitive little bitchboys?
i want fans who don't get bootytickled over everything i say.
I wanna call my fans fuckers and bitches and cucks and retards without hearing them whine like little pussy boys.
recently i saw some people whining like little bitches cuz a streamer called them retarded. i don't want that. i don't want those people anywhere near me. i want people who get that humor and either laugh or throw it back.
i have an issue with my head. i dont open up. i dont share emotions unless it's anonymously like this where it doesnt get back to me. i wanna say something like 'hi guys!' and be all happy but all that comes out is 'sup fuckers'. i don't say it angrily or anything, some people just dont get it or cry at every little thing.

>>40373818
I see, you could either have a easy to find playlist that has unlisted videos so it doesn't show up in your video catalogue, though it would never get recommended to people or be able to be searched up, or go the classic route of having a separate channel for vods, doesn't seem to be much more of a work around unfortunately

>>40377293
You'll attract like minded people if you act like that often rather than hiding it. Even outside of livestreams, maybe just have branding or tweets where you act like that, so people will know what they're getting into before they even watch

>>40377293
It's all about branding. You have to communicate through your stream title, banners, intro, model, and voice, that you are a rude motherfucker who curses in every sentence

Aspies with abs?

>>40377750
i'm not rude. if you understand that i do not intend to be mean with my words (as i stated) and are still offended or think i'm rude, you're just a pussy and i refuse to apologize.

>>40378731
do i look like i care? brand yourself how you want. you attract your type of viewer.

>>40378731
You sound like a rude faggot.

>>40378933
and you sound like a pussy.

>>40379003
Have fun having 0 viewers mr rude faggot.

>>40379060
ok kettle.

>>40379134
I can picture it now. Rude chuuba constantly dishing out abuse at his chat. On no! One of the chatters calls him rude! The chuuba loses his shit and calls him a pussy before banning the offending chatter. Surely this will be the next big thing! Viewers will surely be flocking in to watch such a thin skinned hypocrite.

>>40378731
that's not what I meant. I mean it has to be part of the character, not part of the streamer.

You can play a character who's a rude motherfucker constantly insulting his chat, etc. But everyone enjoys it because it's part of the character and they know the streamer isn't actually pissed

>>40378588
not during winter!

>>40378588
Me once I start planking and skipping rope again.

>>40363760
I've done a few for Holo and I do a new one each time, new voice and everything. Always try to show the variety of characters I can come up with and play since I think it counts to how they measure your creativity even if it's just by a little bit

First video reached 1100 views
And yet it makes me feel nothing

>>40378588
I wish.

>>40378588
fitness /asp/ie?

I have been considering trying to get into vtubing or just streaming in general.
But I am unsure if I have the voice for it. Some people say I sound too high pitched for a guy and others say I sound like a posh git.
https://files.catbox.moe/elv5il.m4a

Remember when you could say "post designs" and you'd get a bunch of replies?
I miss those days.

>>40389294
Cute loli but I'm not sure the hair would translate well to live2d

>>40389342
It's a very old image. I'm not sure if she even streamed.

cats may seem independent but they do require a lot of attention, especially from the only person they love

>>40388928
become twink

>>40388928
I think your voice sounds pretty relaxing, perfect for ASMR stuff imo

>>40389522
Anzu…

>>40371421
I don't have my desktop on me at the moment but i'll check when i get home tomorrow

>>40390253
Ah wonderful. Something I have no experience or interest in.
At least I got a compliment out of this though, thats a first.

>>40388928
Seems like a nice enough voice. And accent is quite good, from the point of view of an American at least. For men it seems like this kind of accent is probably the greatest buff as far as accents go.

>>40388928
Just judging from the one clip, I think you sound quite alright. Mic sounds kinda fuzzy but I think that's fine to start.
>>40389294
Invokes imagery of both axolotl and jellyfish, cute design. Solid 8/10.
That said, I started lurking /asp/ a few months ago to learn things, but given some of the posts I've seen in these threads, I'm weary about self posting in any way, design included.
At the very least, from what I've learned from the thread's general impressions/commentary, I'm triple Dead-on-Arrival, so no need to post.
I'm m*le, with a Vroid (that I gave a cel-shaded style), that is wearing a (turtleneck) sweater

How many clones of your model can you run at once before your computer dies?

>>40391597
Try it out and report with the results.

>>40352274
It’s going to be hell in a handbasket editing everything you touch before you show it so that there’s no identifiable information of who you’re looking at to cover your ass since it’ll all most likely be under some sort of health confidentiality law unless you’re a 3rd worlder.

It’s the year of the mashimashu

>>40393333
I miss the mash

>>40357600
pretty sure all sinder did was tweet till her debut with a little pngtuber streaming beforehand. i actually scraped all her tweeets for the purpose of studying what she did and it was mostly just replying to other people with clout in a sort of painfully obvious leeching manner

what does your room look like aspies

>>40391351
Bong accents are a buff?

>>40395892
soft bong voices not the really loud YEAU MAYTE

>>40393333
Mashi and literally who

>>40395983
Ayup mate yer gonna share that scran?
Give you a drag of me fag for it

>>40395471
Sinder did ASMR roleplays on another account for 2 years before even vtweeting and is at least on speaking terms with the big 3 ASMR roleplay channels, having even collabed with one of them (DTL)

>>40395804

how do I "brand" myself as an autistic retard

>>40397395
male

>>40397615
By being an autistic retard
The main problem is its only cute if a girl does it. See Pippa.
If a guy does it then he's a danger to society

>>40399544
An /mvp/er, too.
What gave it away?

>>40399607
alright, thanks
the ball is in my court

>>40395892
On males they do appear to be buffs generally. On women they seem to be debuffs. No idea why that is, all I can say is that after watching quite a few debuts of corpo vtubers you see a ton of comments like "bong accent, dropped" when a female first starts talking in a British accent whereas females start horny posting when a male reveals their British accent.

There's probably a ton of variation depending on the exact variety of bong accent, I won't pretend to know the exact particulars, but higher class bong accents tend to do well on males at least.

>>40399607
There is a demographic for male autistic retards but you'd better get ready to play a lot of block game.

>>40400405
what is block game

what theme should I do? I'm a nordic guy and will mainly stream when I'm drawing and 3d modelling and maybe occasionally some games. will be making my own model.

>>40400356
I keep getting told I talk "well posh" by other bongs.
Hey maybe I've got an in there.

>>40400097
women that vtube are usually more than insane and their rooms show it

males who have a male avatar usually are just normal dudes

>>40400405
Theres no demographic for male autistic retards.
Not in vtubing at least.
Maybe if you want to make 3 hour videos on videogame lore or shit like that.

>>40400426
Minecraft. Roblox also fits the bill.
Also mom says I can't watch streamers that cuss.

>>40400097
Lack of woman clutter

>>40400688
In my experience your accent and voice would appeal quite a bit to the general female audience that watch vtubers. I think your best path to success would be pandering pretty hard to females.

My advice would be to get a nice conventionally attractive model. Look at other popular vtubers, particularly those in Niji, as well as character designs from popular otome games for inspiration.

Secondly, try to tailor your content from the start toward a female audience. Play games popular with females. Think lots of nintendo, cute shit, games with less violence, maybe more story based games. Don't play any autistic hardcore shit, the only females into that are trannies and that is not really an audience that can carry you anywhere.

Males in vtubing have a pretty hard time building up a viewership from nothing in general though so don't expect easy success or anything. But you can probably build up an audience if you are smart about it.

sorry for diary posting, I was going to start my first stream today but instead I decided to just record myself doing what I would have done on stream.

Im glad I did because 10 mins in I started having model issues and had nothing to say, I planned on streaming a game I was really good at since I play it all time time but I had nothing to say about it. I felt awkward to say the least even though I wasn't live.

You're not enough to make me want to live

/asp/ tells everyone to pander to females don't feel too complimented

>>40402693
It's ok. I wouldn't bother trying anyways, I know I'm repulsive to women in every conceivable way.

Can I browse wsg? Where do I go for haha funny memes besides red*it

>>40399607
nta but counterpoint: anomaly

>>40399607
They'll never catch me alive!

>>40406620
That's the plan.

Pyon pyon

bump

Can a vroid male "make it"
Have any?

>>40406803
NTA
but "alive" there refers to those trying to catch him
yeah, he might die too, but at least that little peace of the beast that came for him has been evaporated

>>40391990

HIPAA will definitely be a bitch to deal with, I was thinking to start with deidentified cases that are already in publication. Student rotations happen at my work from Jan-Jun so I can figure out which irl cases I see with them have a good chance of being presentable but not easily identifiable.

Otherwise I just stick to generic medical lab education material, I'm content with being a niche creator regardless of which option I end up using.

>become khan academy's first chuuba lel

>be a really good sideshow
>most vtubers don't want to collab with me because my solo streams are bad
pain

An /asp/ie's girlfriend got raided by Pippa, what's your excuse?

>>40414277
>>be a really good sideshow
what does this mean?

>>40414574
yeah guys my girlfriends the queen of England too

>>40414277
What do you even stream?

>>40414574
Who? I don't have enough free time to watch streamers

>>40414697
I have really good chemistry with anyone i collab with, and when i did improv whoever was in charge always told me they hated my solo acts but thought that anyone that did improv with me was funnier when i was with them than when they were alone

>>40415072
>>40414277
Answer >>40414777 what are you during on your streams? Are you playing games or really doing 'improv' to play a character

Are you supposed to be dating someone if you're a female english vtuber? I feel like it's a requirement but I dont like dating

>>40416259
You can e-date me, I'll make it easy

>stream on youtube incase you never want anyone to find your stream

im starting to think its true

how the fuck do i twitter? i've made one but i'm way too shy to reply to anything, i feel like a leech even if it isn't my intention. i don't get how people even more mentally fucked than me can do this.

>>40417119
post you're'are twitter

Can you really make friends as a vtuber.. or am I in the wrong place...

>>40415350
I've tried both and had little success, my best streams are all collabs

>>40417629
No. You might be tricked, but they're not friends.

>>40417629
Ive seen it happen believe it or not

>>40412250
I think it would be fun if you present it in much more layman's terms.

>>40416419
Fuck off Alto

>>40417629
Jignx is everyone's friend!!

>>40417922
What games are you playing on stream so we have an idea what you're doing wrong.

newly 1 year old scruffy puppet man tried and failed to finish Quake II in one sitting so here's session two!!

https://www.twitch.tv/savvyavenue

>>40420146
literally who

The chemicals in brain are telling me that I still like you despite everything

>>40426139
The chemicals are all that matters. The future is chemicals after all!

>>40420147
Fire Emblem, League of Legends, multiple Final Fantasies, CSGO, and Apex Legends, to name a few

The chemicals are saying CUUUUUUUM

Art streamer here, any tips on how to make an art stream more engaging? I try chatting with my viewers but every now and again the talk dies down and i struggle to think of new things to say or things to do to make the stream more interesting besides the art

any way to keep druggies, trannies, alchies, women, fat people, trannies and people with tattoos and or vaccinations out of my chat

>>40430633
randomly start playing a game, any game, make sure its loaded before you switch to it suddenly. After you swapped to the game, purposely do bad and get angry, then close the game and go back to drawing regularly, repeat this only 3 times a stream and don't answer any questions about it

>>40433769
Don't stream

>>40433769
Are you streaming on twitch, you can't

>>40434178
what platform is best

>>40434484
twitch

>>40401494
This is starting to sound far too similar to prostitution. Or being one of those japanese "host club" guys

>streams get more clicks with
>lgbtq
>trans
>furry

Im none of these and they still get me more viewers

>>40414739
You have a girlfriend that has been dead for 420 years?

So anyone auditioning for Niji?

>>40435605
Wot? She's not even been dead a year bruh

>>40435870
Why would you?
Getting into Niiji is basically just gonna net you a free model and some assets that you will never stop paying for.

>>40435959
I can't imagine many here are even above 1view status, so even if you became a 3view niji, it would be leagues better than where most of us are here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>40436159
Don't they make the niijis pay for their assets if they flop?

>>40436159
There's really no point in applying if they don't already have a large following, so it's basically "do you want to have 400 viewers but you own everything, or 600+ viewers but get a revenue cut, a model that may or may not be to your liking, and get to meet your oshi?"

Sure it's a good deal, just no point in thinking from the perspective of a 1view

>>40436680
To be fair. You could do well in niiji even if you were a 1view so long as your problem was mainly exposure

>>40436680
hmmm I see what you mean, how many have there been that got into niji that didn't already have a sizable following? I forgot they seem to care about numbers a lot more than others when applying.

>>40435040
best for me tho

>>40437139
As far as I know, just Lazulight, maybe one ortwo girls from Obsydia, everyone that came after already had a significant following on at least one platform

>>40437139
Meanwhile Cover prefers to pick people with barely any following.
Taking literal 12views.

>>40434091
that's a good tip, i'll try to remember when drawing sfw stuff maybe, i mostly draw nsfw on pomf though so i think maybe viewers would just fuck off since they mostly log in there look at cunts, once i finish my new model and start streaming on twitch i'll have to learn to deal with the anxiety of playing games and trying to be entertaining

>>40437446
Find other 2views to collab with.
You won't be lonely or run out of shit to talk about then

>>40436997
Niji auditions filter out applicants without a sizeable following, after Ethyria no new member had a following any smaller than 50k subs on YouTube or something equivalent on another platform

>>40437536
i have some people i wanna collab with for sure, i wanna learn to entertain on my own though, but maybe there's nothing wrong in starting out with a friend...

>>40437661
So to give some context with here.
Vesper the number 2 best performer in Tempus in terms of subs wouldn't have gotten in as his previous channel had 12k subs.

>>40435500
I put the furry tag on with a completely human avatar just to make people click to see why it's there

>>40437720
It's very rare to find someone who can keep a good conversation going with 0 feedback. Even big streamers get awkward without the chat feeding them new stiff to talk about, don't sweat it too much

>>40437379
I don't know you it could be chatturbate

>>40437881
A guy using a vstripper model would definitely be a weird experience.

i know a few people who i have an easy time talking with (including a friend with diet autism that talks a lot, which seems to be a good thing when streaming), we streamed together before and it was one of the best streams i had overall, chat was active and there was a lot to bounce from, my biggest anxiety comes when i'm by myself, when there's too much dead air i start overthinking and fuck up everything

>>40438682
>>40437879
forgot to > the anon i'm autistic

dead air?

Nobodies dying on my watch.

>>40439070
lifeguard vtuber model

How do I fill the dead air is the one question asp can't answer

>>40438223
Male Projekt Melody when?

>>40439366
Everybody knows the answer, just talk as much as you can, even if it's about retard shit, the problem is that it's hard to do it confidently enough for it to work, the shortcut is to become an alcoholic

>>40439588
what if I can't get alcohol

>>40416259
This sounds like bait but I'll bite. What vtuber sphere are you in where dating as a female vtuber is a common thing (that you talk about on stream) let alone feeling like it's a requirement? Female vtubers 1. Are mentally ill so for one reason or another do not date. And if you are, a vast majority do not mention it because they 2. pandor to unicorn/gfe or 3. the viewers don't want to hear about it/feel cucked.

>>40439796
best to not use clutches anyway

>>40438223
Imagine a wholesome babi with a lewd model

>>40350564
Oh well, that is a good question. You see word term bunny used to just mean something cute and you could call people bunnies. Then they started to call bunnies bunnies because they're so gosh darn cute and cuddly and funny. So bunny is like a pen name, stage name or a nickname for rabbits mhm.

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