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40406682 No.40406682 [Reply] [Original]

"Ch..cheesed to meet you?"

>> No.40406959
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One more day until they release, be patient stinkrat.

>> No.40407111
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>> No.40407711
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I'm going to cheese inside the rrat.

>> No.40407876

>>40406682
I'm hard pressed to think of an appropriate response to this question.

>> No.40408260
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>>40407876
Maybe you could press one of your mates for an answer?

>> No.40408415

My zoomer wife.

>> No.40409766

>>40408260
you mean put my penis in a friend?

>> No.40410256

Bae would unironically be a great mother and wife. I hope she reads this. Love you bae, hope you find a good man to look after you.

>> No.40410479
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>>40410256
I will become that good man

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>>40409766
Mayhaps.

>> No.40412082

>>40410256
Yeah, me

>> No.40412950

>>40410256
Only I will be worthy of papa rat's keys

>> No.40413146

>>40406682
Isnt Bae literally hidden away in some shed? Her parents seem to be pretty strict.

>> No.40413193

full nelson > mating press

>> No.40413209

>>40411497
bay is my mite

>> No.40413256

>>40413146
she lives in a cuck shed

>> No.40413311

>>40406682
Can we please not do this today, I'm tired...

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>>40413146
You want my daughter, you can have her! I left everything I built together in one shed. Now you'll just have to find it!

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>>40413311
This is greatly discheesing.

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>>40410256
I have fought for that right, I'll be the man she marries.

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>>40406682
Break the cycle, stop being cheesed

>> No.40416912

>>40415711
Meet me in Byron mate I'll show you who's worthy

>> No.40417664

>>40416912
Yeah righto mate, out the front of Northern.
Hopefully the cops won't tackle me this time.

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>>40416912
>>40417664
>two shifty anons meet up at the designated location*
>start asking random passerbys if they're from the mating press thread, then try to play it off if the other person says no.

>> No.40421898

mating press

>> No.40425821

>>40406682
press

>> No.40426172

>Bae wants to dramatically win when playing vidya with you
>"You're as goudas as dead!"
>Prone Bone

>> No.40426322

>>40413432
>The Cuckshed...is real!

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>>40406682
>"Ch..cheesed to meet you?"

>> No.40427834

>>40419671
The greeting is obviously "cheesed to meet you"
The first person to throw hands is probably the other party.

>> No.40433077

>>40406682
Same to you

>> No.40436429

why is this rrat so sexual

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>> No.40441475

>>40406682
MATING PRESS

>> No.40444539

>>40407111
Why is she looking at me like that?

>> No.40444580

>>40406682
Can't help but like this dorky rat.

>> No.40448177

>>40406682
I've had a weird crush on Bae ever since she debuted and I just wish it would go away.

>> No.40450528

>>40408415
EVERYONES WIFE

>> No.40450529

>>40448177
>He thinks it goes away

>> No.40450837

>>40406682
God you have no idea how bad I want to marry this cute rat

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I like how /vt/'s lust for Bae has turned into love for wanting to wife her.

>> No.40462552

>>40406682
likewise

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>>40448177
Good luck with that

>> No.40462888

>>40460218
Blame her, she let her wife power level be known out of left field while fooling us with her brattiness

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hoocha!
its me!
gawr gouda!

>> No.40468816

>>40406682
so polite!

>> No.40470621

>>40406682
pressting mate

>> No.40473388

>>40406682
sugoi

>> No.40475924

>>40460218
Must eat this rat's miso soup every morning

>> No.40476111

>>40460218
why not both

>> No.40476172

>>40460218
No it hasn't.

>> No.40476883

>>40460218
Can you blame me? she would literally be the perfect tradwife
Imagine waking up to her soup every morning... after she calls your lazy cunt ass to wake up in aussie fashion, your laundry has already been done and the clothes have been neatly folded on your bed by the time you are finished chowing down.
Imagine waking up after an afternoon nap and she's already out for grocery shopping but she left you a note with the message that she whipped up something quick for you before she left....
Imagine coming home after a long day of work and she has already prepared a hot bath for you while she's working on dinner. You almost want to drag her inside with you....

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>>40476883
https://voca.ro/11O0dP8DozUd

>> No.40477828

>>40477400
Godspeed anon, may the best man be able to sink some tinnies with papa rrat

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>>40476883

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>>40476883

>> No.40478715

I want Hakos Baelz to have sex with me regularly in exchange for drugs. I want her to become addicted to my body as much as she is addicted to Molly and Coke.

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>>40406682
...

>> No.40479404

>>40444539
Post sex bliss in which she wonders how she got so lucky to be your girlfriend.

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>>40479404
giwtwm

>> No.40485239

sexy rrat

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>>40476883

>> No.40485928
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>>40460218
>>40476883
>Extremely small, sub 5'0 158cm
>Hands are like a child's
>Genki dancer, diligent student
>Locked away in the shed from the evils of the world
>Confirmed gorgeous and stylish by the Myth girls
>Has the cutest feet according to Gura
>Becomes a doting mother the presence of those who need it
>Makes breakfast every morning, cleans and folds laundry
>Extremely lonely, wants an oniichan style guy to comfort her when her family abandons her alone at the house
>Gets drunk from less than a can of weak beer
This isn't chaos. This is a woman who could have been a 20 year old wife to me.

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>>40485928
I'll be the oniichan she needs

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>>40485928
I'm no longer asking. Let me in the shed NOW.

>> No.40486589

>>40406682
Greetings.

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