/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40346288
Canceled because EN doesn't stream.

sex

>>40346288
Shit since Fauna is worse at ASMR than fucking Marine who gives zero shits at becoming good at it

very cum

Depending on what site they decide to stream it from.

God. If Noel peer pressures her into doing blowjob noises the sheer volume of coom I'd ejaculate would probably kill me.

>>40346288
Awkward because asmr collabs are actually them talking most of the time and they can't communicate

>>40346415
Why would Noel do that? She has never done anything remotely close.

>>40346288
Excellent. Noel would tie Fauna up and forcefeed her a beef bowl.

>>40346335
Fauna is among the only ones who consistently stream, retardchama

>>40346288
I won't waste my brain cells thinking about something that won't ever happen. Noel was just being polite to the ugly white demon calling her senpai.

>>40346288
Faunas ASMRs are terrible .
>>40346335
Her streams are so forgettable that it feels like she doesn't stream.

>>40346391
It's crazy how Marine is surprisingly pretty good at it despite talking loudly during most of her asmr

Fauna doesnt really do ASMR, she does whispered personal attention videos and coomers dont know the difference.

>>40346288
Haachama is better than Noel at ASMR. Koyori and Lamy are getting good, too. Fauna isn't anywhere near the level of the average JP vtuber and it's the only thing Fauna is known for lol.

>>40347321
I wouldn't call her good.She is funny but the actual ASMR is terrible.

>>40347672
She can do it if she wants to, all the things she does before starting a bit, a joke or start howling with laughter is with great execution

>>40346288
because noel doesn't know that much english, and fauna doesn't know much japanese

do the math

>>40347992
A spit swapping makeout match?

>>40347321
I don't agree at all. I was listening to her last "serious attempt" and she seemed to be in a maniac laughing fit (not exaggerating) for like 15 minutes and messing a lot of things up. I gave up like 40 minutes in.

>>40347422
Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.

>>40347441
Ufff the noises chamers make

>>40346288
It'll be awkward as fuck like every other EOP x JOP collab.

>>40346475
He don't know

>>40347441
Haachama is not better than Noel. You are delusional.

>>40347441
>average JP vtuber
is unironically shit
they have weak, cutesy voices and keep cupping, caressing and scratching the fucking mic throughout the asmr and they keep fucking blowing into it
live asmr isn't as good as prerecorded, and japs are too technologically retarded to properly edit, compress and record ASMR
gibi mogs most of them
I really love fauna, but her ASMR is also weak, but her old asmr videos were great because of roleplays

>>40350683
>weak, cutesy voices
Just say you like hearing deep male voices

>>40350803
bro, you're like my mom, there's no need for extremes
you know what I mean, retard, not talking about pitch, they all go for the moe anime girl voice and that doesn't translate well into asmr, it needs to have some presence and timbre, otherwise it's just some bitch whisper-shouting in your ear, it sounds sharp and unpleasant
I like the shit you can find on japaneseasmr where the girls actually talk into the mic instead of attacking your ears with sharp whispers

>>40351020
I find cutesy voices more pleasant for ASMR.
Western voices are generally revolting (Fauna is actually an exception to that).

When is Fauna going to talk about how big Noel's oppai are?

>>40346497
Fauna would probably be horrified at how much meat Noel and Suisei eat.

>>40346288
They will cancelled it midway and have sex instead

>>40351687
they can keep the mic on, I don't mind

why hasn't noel invited polka to suck dango on stream yet?

>>40353175
Kek

>>40348163
>I gave up 40 minutes in.
you're patient.

>>40351377
Yeah, my meat.

>>40346733
>Her streams are so forgettable that it feels like she doesn't stream.
so basically you don't watch her then anon, she has one of the strongest numbers in EN right now before gura.

>>40346288
Don't care they're both awful at ASMR and retarded enough to fall for the KU100 meme.

>>40360270
If they get viewers to coom then it works for ASMR.

>>40346288
terrible, they're both bad at it. (I don't like ASMR.)

>>40351238
>When is Fauna going to talk about how big Noel's oppai are?
Soon I hope

>>40346288
instead of ASMR I want them to do singing collab

>>40360180
gura also doesnt stream
40346733 anon's logic checks out

>>40347992
Ear Licking Stream

>>40346335
Fauna was right there.... if it did not happen this year, it wont happen ever.

>>40346288
Would Noel be naked during it?

>>40360180
>Gura has the strongest numbers in EN
>Chumbud Prime in second place
>all of this without streaming or even bothering to tweet
The shark is too powerful...

I’m a sapling but I like calli’s ASMR more than faunas. Just the way calli tries to hard to be seductive will always be cute to me

Where do i find blowjob asmr?

>>40367659
Youtube is full of those.

>>40346733
Fauna's asmrs aren't that bad lol, they certainly aren't Noel's quality, but I would argue she is above the line of mediocrity. She could definitely improve her technical skill but her RP game is pretty strong.

>>40367954
I mean the good one

>>40350683
>they have weak, cutesy voices and keep cupping, caressing and scratching the fucking mic throughout the asmr and they keep fucking blowing into it
>live asmr isn't as good as prerecorded, and japs are too technologically retarded to properly edit, compress and record ASMR

The best vtuber asmr is rene. Outside of being a poorfag with hand-me-down equipment that messed up in her earlier days of it, she does all her asmr live.
Also the undisputed best asmr is hatomugi. Who is japanese.

>>40367659
HVDB

I would absolutely love if Noel could help Fauna hone in on some of her triggers. I like Fauna's asmr but god damn it feels like every single time she does it it's prefaced with "teehee sorry I'm rusty I need to practice more" and then she never actually shows any improvement. Her ear picking and ear blowing are among the worst in hololive even though I think it's fair to say those are two of the most basic triggers among asmr creators. She's got some things she excels at but her basics are totally lacking and someone like Noel showing her in person I think would be a huge help.

>>40346391
>Fauna is worse at ASMR than fucking Marine
bait, Fauna is the best at ASMR in all of hololive including better than Noel

>>40364074
The most patrician anon itt

>>40347422
This. Nothing wrong with it but it's not ASMR.

>>40364074
unwatchable yet kino

>>40346582
found the jap
Your country has a literal forest dedicated to your culture's failure.

>>40351148
why do you japs plague this board so? this board belongs to us now, fuck off to your forests already

>>40374984
>this board belongs to us
You own nothing but heart disease and debt, mutt.

>>40347992
Noel was able to converse in english through chat with Peko though

>>40376783
noel is google engish lol

i'd entertain the idea of a stream, but fauna going into her house and basically trying not to spoil anything could end really badly.

>>40376652
we own the adoration of literally every single one of your females, you pale imitation of a male

>>40346288
like pillows

>>40346288
>$8700 mic
this is production label shit

>>40379760
She has 2 KU100 + a fucking house/apartment just for ASMR

>>40347422
Are you retarded? ASMR isn't an exclusively coomer thing. Learn what words mean before you open your mouth, you uneducated ape.

>>40364941
>Imying it's retarded chumbuds who are propping up Fauna.
You're retarded. If anything, Fauna picked up more viewers from Ina who all but quit. Soft-spoken scomfy streams were Ina's thing, and Fauna just does them better. On top of that, she gets the coomers wild with the ASMR shit every once in a while, it's no wonder her CCV is great. Good on her, I hope she continues to work hard and to get the views she deserves for putting in effort.

>>40346288
Noel is too good at ASMR she would just embarrass Fauna

>>40350683
These people's only interaction with ASMR is "cute anime girl makes intimate noises", they have no idea about other kinds of ASMR even exist, much less the average quality of it.

>>40385090
western ASMR sucks just like western vtubers and western media in general

>>40364074
Based

>>40385146
You're brainwashed

>>40385233
No you are. That is why you refuse to learn Japanese.

>>40346288
all I want is something like the double-heartbeat ASMR stream that noel did with marine

god, that was the only asmr thing that's ever actually had an impact on me

>>40346391
fauna does good asmr
i get tingles when she speaks softly
has a nice voice to listen to

>>40384399
It's not exclusively but almost all of it is sexual. Even the things you'd think aren't sexual on the surface do utilize sexual elements. This is because, at the end of the day, they aren't foley artists, they're asmr creators, and sex sells their work more than some random sound effect asset set would sell.

>>40360791
asmr is about tingle body feels not anything to do with sex or cooming you degenerate

Excelent, i was misssing some fap material

>>40385329
The Noel Choco one was way better

>>40385288
Okay, I take it back. You're just an idiot.

>>40385416
Cool. What Fauna does is still ASMR then, despite not being overtly sexual. That was my entire point.

>>40367659
Unironically in Luna's membership. She is the most slutty holomem when it comes to lewd ASMR.

>>40380075
Then why this cow doesn't do ASMR at least weekly like most ASMR vtuber like Patra? It feel like these equips are just gathering dust

The only kind of ASMR that I listen are Nene's and Watame's, the silly sheep keep making mosquito noises and giggling all the time and Nene does beat box while laughing over self-cringe. Watame even accidentally let her KU100 fall and almost broke it. Funniest shit ever.

>>40387018
She does it twice a month now

Subaru ASMR when?

>>40376783
omae ga lie

>>40386936
Which one's would your reccomend from Luna? I have August's membership asmr, which is great, but most of the archives for her stuff are dead.