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Story recap! There... were two stories posted in the last thread

The Lioness' Paws.:tags: Shishiro Botan, NSFW, feet play, footjob, domination loss.:>>40262012

Mio and anon are two old people in love:tags: Mio, Ayame, Subaru, SFW, comedy:>>40261619

Retard.

Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

Blowing a fat load inside of Gura's tight pussy.:>>40270486

After being ambushed and caught for killing several people for reasons unknown, Fubuki ends up being sold as a slave to a young, rich boy:>>40282791

Gilf chuuba segs:>>40295916

A chuuba becomes convinced that (You) are some kind of wild bad boy gang member after crossing each other in the street.:>>40309828

>>40312942
I love Haachama so much.

>>40313219
Cute chocolate spider

>>40314214
Anon...that's not chocolate.

>>40314413
Licorice?

What are you working on anons?

>>40315411
I'm finishing the Pippa stuff I talked about in the last thread. Shouldn't take that much longer.

>>40315411
I am so goddamn close to being done, and have to make a conscious effort to wrangle the urge to race to the finish and just take my time. I want this shit done right, not fast.

>>40318080
>hop on ark

>>40318080
What do you think Fubuki and Mio's opinions are on Shirou and Archer? I think Fubuki would like Archer better as she's a bit of a chuuni herself, but Mio would praise Shirou's ideals, spirit and character.

>>40318427
Both are Shirou either way, so I think they'd both like him.
Though I can't help but imagine Mio saying something like "his ideals are heroic, but he should learn to take better care of himself".

>>40315411
I've been working on The Cover Job 2, but I've got a backlog of VODs I've been meaning to watch so progress is slow as I switch between going through them all and writing.

>>40318936
>/wg/
>watching streams
Which VODs?

>>40318427
I feel like you're actively trying to get people to hate Fate.

>>40318654
They're both Shirou, but saying they're the same character is blatantly disingenuous. Mio would definitely say that, though. She sounds exactly like Sakura and... ahhh... whatever Shirou's female archery clubmate's name is. Anyway, Mio's got serious Sakura energy - hopefully the same kind of energy as in early Heaven's Feel

>>40319730
Couldn't care less what your opinion of Fate is senpai

>>40319385
Hmm, well my priority is the Stars' Raft playthrough (no not Tempus, I ain't watching that shit), but I also have Lui's Judgment playthrough and Subaru's as well. I've also been meaning to watch Rosemi's Skyward Sword playthrough and though they're not VODs, there's always more Legend of Polka.

>>40319742
I agree, I just meant that I feel like they'd both like Shirou as a whole. Though I used to think Fubuki would prefer Archer over Shirou, the stream where she rolled for Muramasa made me wonder about it.
Then again, it could've been just because he was on the banner at the time and the gacha addict in her just wanted to get him. I don't know.

>>40315411
Same as yesterday, bouncing between the suisei wip and the chapter I'm writing. With the suisei fic bouncing between giving up and inspired bursts of writing.

>>40312965
>>40274671

Well, this is the first part in my two-part Pippa abuse series.

You track her down, and make her yours. Second part forthcoming.
tags: NSFW, Pippa, abuse, non-con.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTlxoEeCBFZYSyal6Gqzbjil1joCm-pEp9v0LyLZ5Vhx1kARr6YskBJsA-GVjlH_j_7qfLtCJAoYLhH/pub

>>40319773
You keep bringing it up unprompted.

>>40321574
Meh, it's kind of lacking in the 'erotic energy' that makes a good smut fic, and it's lacking in the emotion for it to be a good abuse fic.

>>40321574
I like the way you tell the story so quick and matter-of-fact inbetween the psychological insights, it makes it feel more creepy. Poor Pippa...

>>40321377
What Suisei fic?

pippa making the thread almost die, you love to see it

>>40313007
A Koyori clone, modified for an experiment to be as yandere as possible, has escaped the lab and is on a mission to kill the real Koyori and anyone who gets in the way of you and her.

>>40315411
I really, really want to add to the /wg/ Collar-Verse... just a short, little one. It won't affect my other WIPs negatively, right?

>>40333156
What's in the Collarverse so far?

>>40333156
Write in less than an hour then

>>40333255
The Mio greentext and the Iroha one.
>>40333290
Considering I usually need an hour to find a fitting title, imma say no to that.

It's that time again. Whip out your word counts for measuring.

>>40334059
Ah, so basically only the very recent petplay fics that centre around putting the collar on.

>>40334118
1.6k + 3.3k in clips

>>40334118
7015 on one, 3632 on another

>>40334254
7524 and growing!
I honestly can't fathom how people whip out 100k+ chapters like it's fucking nothing, simply surreal

>>40334118
>"It should be a shorter chapter, you don't have that much planned."
>some time later...
No matter how many times shit goes off the rails, I never learn.

>>40321574
That's cool

>>40332909
>The only way to tell them apart is that Yandere Koyori's pupils are red.
>The stalker Koyandere as circled in on Anon and his wife Koyori's residence.
>Anon loses sight of his wife while getting a shotgun, comes back to find Koyandere broke inside
>To avoid being found out, Koyandere sliced off the eyes of both Koyori and herself.
>Anon has to guess which one is his wife and kills the wrong one, but never knows it until people in his life begin to randomly disappear.

Bump

>>40335343
I think you replied to the wrong post

Bump

>>40342643
>It's over, anon
>It's time for you to get amazon pressed

>>40342643
>Boss theme playing
>"Cheesed to meet you."

>>40321574
Very nice, very nice. So... the fly enters in part 2, right?

>>40312965

HoloJourneys: (From Rolling Plains to the Forest of Pomu) Chapter 15: A Mountain to Climb, In more ways than one

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR4Tr5rWTZk95Z7p2KYrsHtujo5uZeKIIDKFurF5Yd7twrimXrvCydqF4a4gT31uk8sD_uC6oB82DVz/pub

Tags: (Watame, Flare, Polka, Nene, SFW, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff)

HoloJourneys: (From Rolling Plains to the Forest of Pomu) Chapter 15.5 Interlude: A Windy Day With a Water Spirit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRp7DfC41XabN4b5tbO-PoG3nIbz44wrip7rw25EAKpkaOIXLRUlZsuiu3sZiOg2x1_CMYRwKHw1NwS/pub

Tags: Tags: (Watame, Polka, Nene, SFW, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff)

HoloJourneys: (From Rolling Plains to the Forest of Pomu) Chapter 16: A Lesson Carried by the Wind

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTar_GJ7muBwbP35l4BzsbjOCzOJsDFdpGFu9pXCgrDSGyRBEb8AYKLokd7OfVNozfT7a67FYNm6f4b/pub

Tags: Tags: (Flare, SFW, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff)

And here's a little something to be part of a section I'll call Bard Tales after midnight, basically a place I'll put stuff in HoloJourneys that is either too spicy, noncanon, or just something silly I wanted to write. After I wrote this bit that I originally put near the end of chapter 16, I decided it went a little too far, so I wheeled it back in the actual chapter, but kept what I wrote since I kinda enjoyed it. So if anyone is interested in making out with a half-elf with dry humping, here it is.

HoloJourneys Bard Tales After Midnight: At full peak with a half-elf

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTlqPjLaHgKtaQ9ENYFILEyxIhMwR7XiDUu6XsSqlJtIj_tKXl0jjLNlKRpZwmQ1yVk0SNT6b1uZo6R/pub

Tags: (Flare, semi-NSFW?, kissing)

>>40343312
I am envious of your ability.

>>40334118
I'm still debating whether or not to write more or just do two parts. I'm at a good stopping point currently.

>>40334118
>>40344520
Whoops. I really need more coffee

>>40334118
This Lappy-chan is kind of poorly drawn, but still extremely cute.

>>40343312
Alright fuck it lewd times with a genki hag elf is too tantalizing I'm starting this series.

>>40344949
Why are you giving up your morals to become a disgusting porn writer? You were one of the best SFW writers here. Don't do it.

>>40345097
They're talking about reading HoloJourneys, not about writing anything.

>>40345097
I'm starting (to read) this series. I've written plenty of both already all the same

>>40345219
>>40345227
Oops.

>>40342643
>"Don't stick your dick in crazy" they said
>Who could have known that making the embodiment of chaos your girlfriend could end badly?
>Certainly not you
>She didn't appear insane at the beginning
>Hyperactive? Sure. Brimming with excitement? Yep
>Sure, whenever you talked with one of her friends she pouted and clung onto your arm
>But you thought that was just her making herself seem needy so you'd find her cute
>You didn't expect that to evolve into also interrupting conversations with "Baaabe, I love youuuuu!" or "I'm booooored."
>And you didn't expect THAT to further evolve into her getting within an inch of whoever you were talking to and straight up hissing "piss off"
>Soon enough that wasn't confined to her friends. Or even just women.
>Anyone who even got close to you would get a rat glaring at them with murderous intent
>It wouldn't stay a mere intent for long
>Not even the wardens of Time and Space could do anything to stop her
>After all, what are those compared to the utter primordiality of Chaos?
>Now here you are, on the verge of apocalypse, as reality twists, bends, and breaks down
>And then you see her, and you know that you will always be hers

>>40345097
>Morals

>>40345326
>complains about nsfw
>uses cropped porn for images
I don't understand you

>>40345519
If the Council members actually did go yandere would all of them be capable of making it so (you) can't die so that pink haired whore reaper doesn't steal you away from their love?

>>40333156
what are you cooking my friend?

>>40345519
>Yandere Bae
didn't know I needed this so bad

>>40346134
Didn't know Bae played chess.

>>40345716
Kronii is easy, she'd just stop time for everything except you and her
I think Sana could just remake you, maybe. You are made of matter, and space is her thing after all. But maybe I'm just reaching.
Fauna depends on whether she can turn you into a plant. If she can, then technically she could turn you into an extremely long-lived tree that gives fruit, and when you're about to die, grow one of the seeds into another tree, as that would be another you.
Mumei's the only one that I think has no chance. At most she could throw hands with a reaper and defend you as best as she can forever. As the embodiment of a concept, she can't die as long as that concept exists.
Bae would just straight up alter reality to do it. It is now a fundamental law of the universe that you cannot die, and that you love her forever and ever. Don't question it.
>>40346134
Think of how old Chaos itself is. It's probably older than Time. And also think of how chaos is thought of as evil and destructive, and should be avoided. Bae herself is sweet and friendly, but if you mix the lore into that you end up with a girl older than time who has been lonely for eons upon eons. No way she's going to risk losing you to anything after finally experiencing love.

>>40346230
She's using the wrong die for chess. It has a 9 point side

>>40346134
The dice looks like it was made in post with MS Paint

>>40346481
Isn't zugzwang a chess thing?

>>40346336
>you love her forever and ever. Don't question it.
Yes Ma'am!

>>40346562
At least in English, yeah. But I was joking as chess does not require a die of any kind.

>>40346336
Mumei would probably do a pygmalion and in a few thousand years a statue meant to represent (you) is a commonplace thing in every single human settlement. But yeah poor girl doesn't actually have a way to stop the living breathing Anon from dying, just keeping the concept of him alive.

>>40346832
>Council helps Mumei keep your memory alive
>Fauna stops anything from growing over or around your grave
>Kronii makes sure time doesn't affect any of your personal effects Mumei has, they're always just as they were left
>Sana keeps your star sign always shining in the sky, day or night
>Baelz guarantees no random tragedy or incident will affect any of it

>>40346832
>She closed the book with a sigh. Another one done.
>By now, all but the smallest and most fanatical of religions had been converted to the Church of Anon
>Her extensive rewrites of almost all known documents and extensive gaslighting had seen to that
>She remembered her old friends. Well, not really. They were silhouettes, every detail having been forgotten in favour of her duty and Anon
>Although she remembered their disgust at her actions, how they had severed their bonds with her
>It didn't matter to her. All she wanted was to be with her beloved once more
>She missed him so much...
>Choking back a sob, she grabbed another book and started rewriting
>She would not stop until he was so ingrained as a concept that they were forced to give him back to her
>>40347192
This is also great.

>>40347192
Who's Sana?

>>40347271
>Mumei causing a Dragon Break so everyone will remember you

>>40343312
How...
How the fuck do you write so much...

>>40343167
>Teleports behind you
>You're a gouda as a goner.

>>40315411
Same as in the last thread with the Ame story. At least it's gotten me to research more about Private Investigators in Japan they apparently handle a ridiculous amount of infidelity cases kek

>>40347271
>Mumei makes the church of anon
>people start questioning and taking different stances of the true meaning of anon
>she goes schizo as she sees people ''corrupt'' her true vision of anon

>>40348653
>She starts making appearances dressed in elaborate garbs and spreading the true word of Anon
>Initially dismissed as a schizo, the people start to recognize her as his emissary when she displays the ability to travel everywhere extremely fast to spread his word further and the fact she never contradicts herself unlike everyone else
>Of course, she moves that fast by just flying
>And the people who refuse to listen to her misteriously disappear
>One day she is sighted flying to a church to spread gospel
>From then on she is referred to as "Anon's angel"
>However, that soon becomes a taboo, as uttering those words makes the speaker not be seen ever again
>"Angel" was Anon's petname for her after she showed him her wings, and nobody except him gets to call her that

>>40348120
>spoiler
Same as in the States.

I needed to bust a Nut to this coyote so have a greentext
>>40312965

>(You) realize that you havent had a medical checkup in like, years
>Koyori overhears it,mentions the state of the art equipment in the lab and tells you she will do it if you help with an experiment
>You take on her offer
>Fast for 12 hours, pee on a cup,get your blood taken, in just ten minutes you get some results. Koyori mentions everything is great at first glance
>But she can go a bit more in depth if you want. She has a weird satisfied look as she says this
>Still say yes, you are kinda worried of cancer.
>She takes some more blood, a few hairs and gives you a sandwich (homemade) so you dont feel like shit
>Results come back, Koyori bites her lower lip, breathing heavily as she tells you its all in fantastic state, your genes are amazing and your immunologic system is top notch
>Only one last test, it might be ''intrusive''. She starts a recording device and puts it on the table next to you
>Agree anyway. She kneels in front of you and makes you drop your pants. Instant Erection
>''Top Notch Libido'' she says, as she inspects your erection,salivating and sweating ''Superb lenght, girth and even curvature''
>Plants her nose in your sack and starts huffing your musk. ''Unbelievable Pheromone and Semen production''
>Puts a condom on you and drops her pants
>As you poung her, she screams ''AMAZING TECHNIQUE''
>As soon as you cum, she makes you pull out and catches the condom, entranced with your ejaculation
>''Exceptional ejaculation volume'' she barely gets a sample on a machine as she greedily drinks the rest
>''More than twice the spem count of a normal ejaculation'' she bends over the table, shaking her ass for you
>You obligue, pounding her again, she can barely breath yet she keeps narrating
>''SPERM HIGHLY MOBILE, AGRESSIVELY WANTS TO PASS ON ITS GENES''
>The rest of her clothes go fliying, you keep going
>''COMBINATION OF FACTORS FORCES OVULATION, MULTIPLE OVUMS MIGHT GET FORCEFULLY RELEASED''
>Your hips are a blur, as she screams, moans and squirms, lost in pleasure
>''RISK..OF..FUCK,...RISH...IMPREGNA-IMPREG-SHIT...NATION...INMI..MINNEEEENT''
>You both finish, dark spots dancing in your vision as you pump everything you have inside of Koyori
> You almost black out, your knees feel weak, Koyori is still trembling after her orgasm, the floor below her drenched with her girlcum
>''Mul...multi-multiple Ovums fertilized'' she is barely concious, twitching as she tries to reach her recording device
>''Experiment is a sucess...Anon is Dr Koyori's most compatible mate''
>She takes a look at you, and flashes a smile
>''Projected offspring from the experiment: Three''

>>40350236
Yeah, you'd think PI's would be going around investigating really big crimes like murders and such, but nah -- they're hired to do background checks, follow people around, and snap photos of people in compromising positions. Like Jake Gittes in Chinatown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA8XTJHOgdY
I just find it so interesting how they do it. Must be painfully boring though when nothing happens

>>40349617
Post-mortem yandere is such a sombre and cool idea

>>40350987
Arigato coomer-kun

>>40350987
Fun read.

>>40344369
>>40347930
T-Thanks. What you see is what you get. Just a guy who loves writing fantasy bullshit with chuubas in it. There's so much cool and stupid stuff I want to write, so when I get going, the hands start flying.
>>40344949
I enjoyed lewding the hag elf a bit, and will do more in the future when the time is right. Hope you enjoy the read!

>>40351762
Don't try to sneak a SA2 joke on me, Anon.

>>40351501
Usually when a yandere's object of affection dies they follow immediately, with maybe their children, if they have any, having any chance of making them reconsider.
In Mumei's case, she wouldn't be able to die, as she is the embodiment of a concept. Wipe out civilization as a way to kill yourself, you say, to which I respond that if the underworld has a system to reap souls and keep them organized neatly for eternal torture or reincanation, surely they have civilization, so in order to die she'd have to wipe that out too, which means killing death, which even if she could, would mean that she couldn't die anyway.
So she's forced to find a way to bring her beloved back instead. She could storm the place where his soul is, as she can't be killed, but she could be captured and tortured for that transgression. Not like she needs to do anything to fulfill her duty of warden of civilization, just existing counts, so nobody would miss her. No, better to make him so essential to the way of living of an entire world that he needs to be brought back to avoid collapse.
Sure, her former friends found her methods-namely murder, brainwashing and gaslighting-disgusting and left her to rot, but who cares. She doesn't need them. You know what else she doesn't need? Sleep. Food. Pesky activities that would distract her from her goal. So what if she feels miserable and bursts into tears numerous times every day from how much pain she feels due to not being with him? That'll all be fixed when she gets him back. Because she will. Please.

>>40352050

>>40350987
Hot with just the right level of funny.
Now write the koyori brain drain prompt/concept.

>>40352737
Anon is such a chad
>Enters the lives of eternal gods so powerful they govern entire fundamental concepts
>Makes said conceptual beings fall so deeply in love with him they all go ultra super yandere mode
>Dies, not caring or being strong enough to do anything about the consequences of such an action

>>40353437
>>Dies, not caring or being strong enough to do anything about the consequences of such an action
>Implying he didn't throw hands against a legion of reapers trying to take him away from his wife
Considering that his wife was/is insane, that her friends aren't much better, and that they're all gods, I guarantee the man knew how to defend himself from pretty much everything below their level. Good thing for Mumei, because it means she doesn't have to exaggerate very much in order to prop him up for his church and make him adored.

>>40354683
>Implying Anon didn't just let his wife and her LITERAL GOD friends handle any and every problem like the submissive obedient malewife he is

>>40355081
Their avatars not gods. Do your lore reps.

>>40355155
A distinction without a difference

>>40355271
Would you call the avatars of Vishnu gods?

>>40355271
A God embodies and dominates whatever they're a god of.
An avatar, or in this case a warden, merely represents whatever they're the avatar of.
For instance, Mumei doesn't control civilization. She is tied to it, it's her duty to ensure it keeps existing, but she can't manipulate it directly.
Fauna doesn't control nature. Otherwise she would've simply made humans return to her as she wanted because at their core they're animals and thus part of nature. But she can't because she merely represents and safeguards her concept.

>>40343312
Anon you daft cunt why would you not let me impregnate her and make it canon

Id like to order a... uhhhhhhh... sfw writing prompt.

Since I suck at smut.

>>40355978
Would "ecchi comedy" work for you?
Because I still want to see a fic where everything is trying to rape Luna, but once they learn she's into it, they get bored and give up so Luna tries to find someone or something that'll have consensual sex with her.

>>40355978
(You) explaining history in autistically minute details to your GF chuuba and her varying reactions to extremely specific moments of kingdoms and empires

>>40355978
Taking care of your sick GF chuba

>>40355978
You go to an amusement park with bae and she's on top cute bratty zoomer behaviour, after the date it rains and you get sick, so she goes to your home and flexes her rratwife skills

>>40313007
Nabokov protagonist anon who is able to see Mori as a child when she comes to reap spirits, falls in love, and starts to kill people in increasingly more gruesome and creative ways to see her.

>>40357632
>Nabokov protagonist
In that he's unreliable or that he's a pedophile?

>>40356532
I don't think girls are that interested in Late Antiquity.

>>40355751
I'm sorry, but not yet Mr. Skeletal! It's too risky to make the half-elf hag a mother right now! Remember what waits on just the other side of the ocean.

Also be patient, you'll have your chance to get as deep as you want in caramel colored elven booty.

>>40358829
Yeah, hence you could wrote a tragedy fic about how they don't appreciate your deep knowledge of various periods of ancient history
Alternatively, you could write a scenario where one of them does get interested in the nerdgasm since it's fiction and that's the only place where such a thing could happen feelsbadman

>>40357100
NTA but I'm stealing this one

>>40359268
See that's where you're wrong anon. Girls actually WILL listen to your autistic ramblings if they're already attracted to you.

>>40360370
>"Sorry, Anon~. It's just, hearing about all the minutae of your country's involvement in World War One got me going~!"
>"I'm explaining the Second Battle of Ypres! I don't got time for sex!"

>>40358829
>>40359268
>>40360370
why are you guys acting like Kaela wouldnt fight you over the correct facts on turkish economy

>>40360689
>Explaining one of the sixty gorrillion minor Chinese revolutionary wars to Marine
>The entire time she's just imagining sucking your cock

>>40360754
>For kaela, Babylonian mythology is foreplay

>>40360807
>"So the guys name was General Dogmeat, right? And he promised that he'd only return from a losing battle in this coffin, so when he-"
>"God I want you to fuck me so fucking bad. I want throw away all the condoms and let you get me pregnant!"
>"...so he came back from losing, he did it with a parade, laying in the coffin and smoking a cigar."

>>40360807
>So there's this guy who claimed he was the brother of Jesus Christ....
What year did this happen in?
>1850

>>40358566
Por que no los dos?

shill me on amalee
explain this collab

>>40362245
wrong thread

>>40362295
mb kek

>>40362245
wrong thread
Mori likes her
she's kind of boring

>>40362327
thx

now that you mentioned Mori i want a fic where you fuck her armpits and she's both freaked out and also turned on

>>40362499
Based idea

>>40362499
How the Hell is that your first reaction
I'm not against it and it sounds hot but how is that immediately where you leap to

>>40362777
My fellow conossieur
>>40362783
simple
>Mori
>Mori is sex
>her armpits are sex
>she's a pitslut like watame
>i wanna sniff
Also,
>AI
euggh

>>40362783
>"Anon! Wh-What the hell are you doing?"
>You notice that she's not pushing you away or anything, so you keep going.
>"St-Stop that! Goddammit, if you don't stop, I'll... I'll..."
>"You like it, don't you?"
>"N-No! What... Wh-What are you talking about..."
>Her face gets redder the more you do it.

>>40363076
>Flow the fattest nut of your life in one of her sweaty armpits
>She's clearly on the edge of getting off
>Offers you her other armpit
>''You cant do one and leave the other there''
Also someone post the sweaty mori pic, i lost it

>>40363443
I've got a few sweaty reaper pics, did you mean this one?

>>40364075
New to me but goddamn those panties.

>>40364075
nope, is an edit of her model but im not sure, you might have to dump them all so i can refresh my memory

>>40355978
Take a nsfw prompt but instead of playing it for smut write it for drama.

>>40328916
I picked up this prompt over the new year
>>40005116
>>40006469
>>40007164
>>40007618
And I'm constantly bouncing back and forth on whether I can really write it since I do like the 'twist' but writing up to it is a real pain due to having to balance foreshadowing and bait/real romance.

>>40366919
It doesn't HAVE to be romance... Suisei could be using Anemachi as a breeding sow for whatever reason. Or maybe it's a punishment?

What kinds of tropes do you guys love seeing in a story? I’m personally a fan of when enemies are forced to work together out of necessity, and when a couple is in an undefined relationship where they’re less than lovers but more than friends.

>>40367055
It's not that the romance is the problem, my problem is more setting up and landing the twist about 'anemachi's' identity in a way that doesn't feel too on the nose or out of nowhere.
Since the twist I'm working with is Anemachi was real and your old girlfriend but Suisei has taken over her identity, and has 'surpassed' her.

>>40369635
IFLTB

>>40369753
NIGGER, DON'T TELL US THE FUCKING TWIST. What's wrong with you? Now your fic is gonna be low impact.

>>40369846
Why the racism??

>>40369906
Cry about it

>>40369906
are you actually a nigger? you should be hanging from a tree

>>40369971
kek

>>40369906
Racism is awesome.

>>40369928
>>40369971
>>40370099
I didn't know the sort of people I was interacting with. This is awful.

>>40370215
Why are you trying to bait? Don't you have better things to do than this?

>>40370215
Then maybe you should go back to twitter and stay there, nigger.

This is why slavery should have never been abolished

>>40370215
>>>/reddit/

>>40369846
Anon, I'm like halfway to just dropping the wip into rentry alongside the outline I was working with since as I said before I'm constantly bouncing between dropping this and writing a bit more.

>>40370453
You should just drop it like >>40370215 was dropped on the head, then. You've gone and spoiled the twist.

>>40369906
Anon it’s just a fucking word.

>>40370721
So is the Holocaust or 9/11, but it packs a lot of feelings in it. Why are you making excuses? Is it that hard not to be racist?

>>40312942
How is haachama of all people a femdom queen

>>40370826
Are you just going to keep on trying to bait? Dude get a fucking life.

>>40370826
The holocaust is a myth, dumbass. As for 9/11, any halfwit with a computer and at least two brain cells knocking around knows it was the Bush administration that perpetrated the bombings, not """terrorists""". Now, how about you unplug your computer and go back to doing your homework, kid?

>>40370826
Holocaust holocaust 9/11 9/11
…
Guess what? Nothing happened.

>>40370979
Fun Fact: the feds seized a video recording of the Pentagon "plane crash" that would've shown if it was a plane or not.

>>40370826
>feelings
Ok? And? Those words might have a bad history but what changes in the world when they’re used on an online Mongolian basket weaving forum? If you can’t accept that fact that a few pixels on your screen won’t do anything besides “hurt feelings”, you should probably go back to Twitter.

Ok but can we talk about femdom queen haachama?

>>40371777
Mmmm...

I don't like Haachama, so no.

>>40371777
If you want to talk about Haachama, just go to her general >>40369071 instead of trying to force it on here.

>>40370979
>holocaust
>myth
>coverup
>Cover Corp
>HoloMyth
>israel
It's all connected...

>>40371777
There's not really much to discuss.
She would castrate you and eat your testicles.
You know standard Haachama stuff.

I should've known better than to try

>>40372190
Off you go, then.

>>40372190
In fairness, haato isn't really good for femdom. The only angle that really works is crazy Haachama cause otherwise she's just bratty but not domineering.

>>40372458
Isn't she the one who frequently steps on her fanbase and who's fanbase is mostly composed of masochists?

>>40372231
Nigger shut that bullshit up

>>40372837
Current era haato doesn't really do that.

>>40372906
Really wish Haachama did at least a countdown ASMR before burying future lewd content for all eternity

>>40371777
I'm afraid of having spiders and pepperoni near my crotch.

>>40369724
>I’m personally a fan of when enemies are forced to work together out of necessity
I like the more granular thing that that usually includes, the 'person pulls out a trick their rival always uses to win' thing.

https://files.catbox.moe/85o50x.webm

>NijiEN now worse than vshojo
>HoloEN imploding + faggot wave 2
I feel like there’s an apocalyptic story somewhere in here but I don’t know how to express it.

>>40370215
>all those deleted posts
So a /wg/ schizo is a janny camping the thread now?

>>40362783
>hairy armpitjob
Dear god yes

>>40374843
We're in the dark ages now.

>>40374892
Basically. You know moderation here is trash.

>>40374843
What happened with NijiEN? Excessive fujobait?

>>40374843
What's going on with En? I don't look at the rest of the board

>>40376290
There was a peer-reviewed study that showed empirical statistics linking EN fans with early-onset dementia and erectile dysfunction.

>>40376069
Fujobait, favoritism, grooming, SJW shit. It would unironically derail the thread and take up a good three posts just to list it all out, suffice it to say if you told me this is what the branch would turn into back in the Lazulight days I would have told you to see a psychiatrist.
>>40376290
How could you miss it? 2nd Homostar wave in six months with no EN3 in sight would be news even if more than half the branch wasn’t burnt out.

I honestly feel like >>40375170 is right. EN vtubing isn’t dead but it’s going through a rough enough patch that all the fans will regret not having done their JP reps.

>>40361401
> Time dubbed him China's "basest warlord"
More like based warlord

>>40376533
Tempus is great, cry more.

>>40377103
Half of them are ugly as sin and Magni desperately wants to be a famous twitch streamer. Kill yourself.

>>40377382
Seethe more unicuck.

>>40377450
>doesn't refute any points
>defaults to generic insult
lol, lmao
Please pull the trigger, you're death will make everyone happy.

>>40377594
You made no points and aren't worth any effort. Your only use is to make everyone else feel better about themselves.

Keep the crying going please. Tempus is better than your oshi and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>40377628
Tempus is better than Oga? Secondaries like you get the rope.

>>40378066
Post your membership.

>>40378121

Is this really the place for this?

>>40378360
Thought so, unicuck.

>>40378367
It's two schizos derailing the thread with stupid bullshit no one cares about. What the fuck do you think?

>>40376533
>Unironically writing "dark ages" because they debuted a second generation of males
I dont get it. Whats so hard about simply closing the Tab if the male streamer is there. You fuckers have been doing this bit ever since Holostars debuted and you always paint it like your personal holocaust.
>New male generation
>"Actually hololive is diying"
>"Fujo company will let them get away with everything"
>"They are raping every talent behind my back"
You are here
>"Oh yeah holostars is there"
>"Huh one of them graduated"
>"Ooh yeah there's a male branch"
>New male generation
Literally just dont watch it nigga, why do you care
>AHHHHH NOOO IM GETTING KEKED BY THE SOCIALLY STUNTED GUY WHO LIVES NOWHERE NEAR MY OSHI
No he isnt, and i can assure you, if your oshi wanted to take a dick she wouldnt pick a guy they cant fuck over a screen.

To (hopefully) drag the thread back to stay on topic, i want to ask for an advice. I want to start contributing and writing fanfic, but since the thing I've written are mostly (if not all) fantasy stuff and using original characters (some are literally my D&D PC), what do you think would help me to get started writing a chuuba fanfic? I want to try my hands on a more grounded story and not some fantasy stuff like HF and HoloJourney since that would just bring me back to my old writing again.

>>40378599
You say that, but Reine travelled halfway across the world to fuck Kiara.

Guaranteed all of them are riding dicks in their spare time, and more specifically, ALL of them want in Regis' pants. Vesper could probably fuck Fubuki six ways from Sunday if he wanted.

No, I think it's far more likely that all of EN are just cocksleeves for Tempus at this point. I'm so proud of my boys.

>>40378660
Paradise Lost and Shrunken Troubles are required reading.

>>40378747
Nice try, I've read that before

>>40378747
100% this. If you can't deal with /wg/ at its worst, you don't deserve it at its best.

>>40378729
You're trying to hard with your bait. Here, have a pity (You).

>>40378787
Mmhmm. Whatever you say, unicuck.

>>40378780
You've read both of them before?

>>40378892
I do, it's more of a funny imagery to me rather than it being disgusting

>>40378892
Who hasn't?

>>40378978
Did you masturbate to either of them?

>>40378996
I like you.

>>40378660
Have you looked through the prompt archive? Maybe you'll find inspiration there.

>>40379005
Why would I? I can tolerate watersports but scat is just not for me. Also the image of a bug fucking Fubuki is just too funny to turn me on

>>40378660
>I want to try my hands on a more grounded story and not some fantasy stuff like HF and HoloJourney since that would just bring me back to my old writing again.
Honestly this feels like you want to start making something fluffy, low-stakes, and character centered.
Something like going on a date with your oshi or taking them on a hike.
Basically something in the vein of fluff fics like the suisei cooking miniseries.

>>40379109
And also an entire fic.

>>40379186
That's okay. Since you've done your required reading, I'll answer you seriously.

There isn't a process to getting started with writing other than a desire to contribute. The best advice you can receive for assisting in your own writing is to read the works of others - not for improvement, mind, because you'll just end up copying the prose of others, but for motivation. Exposing yourself to the multiplex of ideas that is the archive should get your own creative juices flowing. Other than that, it's simply a matter of sitting down and writing.

That's actually a somewhat difficult part, because without a clear goal writing tends to be tedious. You will require discipline and pacing. A common mistake is trying to write too much at once, which will burn you out when you inevitably run out of steam and don't know how to continue your story. To prevent burnout, I suggest you limit yourself to 500 words a day. I recommend a minimum of 200 words per day, and that you don't set your sights too high, starting with a goal of about 2000 words.

>>40378978
>>40379186
Weird to find another anon that finds pekofag's fics unintentionally funny.

>>40378660
You’re already on a good track if you’ve written before. I think some /wg/ intricacies like the common second person writing style are fairly easy to implement once you actually get to it.
As someone who has had problems with their long winded stories “going nowhere” and fizzling out in the past, I’d try something shorter with a specific goal in mind to get into it, instead of starting a long winded (fantasy) project right away.
Where is the start? How do you want it to end? What are the major plot points you want to see on the way? Maybe even set up a frame, like “I want to finish this in 3k or 5k words”. It’s not important that the world is fleshed out into minute detail in that case - rather focus on the character interaction, what they say and do.
As for inspiration, the other anons said about everything. Go through the old prompts and keep an eye on the new ones popping up, at some point something should inspire you. Take a prompt and implement it word for word, switch out the suggested chuuba, combine multiple prompts or twist it to your liking - anything goes.

>>40379349
This is what I'm planning, though living through boys only boarding school for my high schools and having online classes for college give me close to zero experience on romance stuff

>>40379383
>>40381214
Alright, so starts from something short first before trying to make a longer fic, right? I've gone through the prompt archive, and I think I want to try the anon as Suisei's musical assistant stuff... Maybe after I'm done with my final assignments

>>40380803
The premise is just too wild. Even if the description is hot, the image of a fly/insect raping a shrunken human just can't do it

>>40383505
It doesn't strictly have to be something romantic. Something dramatic or comedic could also fit in to your criteria of a grounded low-stake story.

>/wg/ getting a new gen
Neat

>>40384176
Been noticing an uptick in new writers which is always neat.

>>40384419
At least 3 in the last few weeks, if I've counted right.

what the fuck happened while I was at work?

>>40386358
Don't worry about it.

>>40386358
nothing?

>>40386358
Kronii looks like a monkey.

>>40343312
>the Forest of Pomu

>>40388067
Sometimes I miss Gunshow.

>>40388307
What about Dobson?

>>40385003
and three promises to write, additionally.
we will see how much they're worth

>>40389818
O ye of little faith.

>>40390034
for good reason. /wg/ is full of leeches

>>40384419
It is. Most of our old guard are either dead or in hiding so we need new writers to take up the mantle.

>>40389818
which ones are they?

>>40390034
I'm not saying I don't expect any stories. But sometimes you just lose motivation or life gets in the way of honest intentions.
I hope everyone writes what they want to write.

>>40391417
i hope nobody gets to write what they want to right and instead you all write nothing but scat fics

>>40391250
The well-read anon from this thread, Chloecuck and one guy in the Christmas thread

>>40391417
with how many people who gave me words of encouragement and cheered me on, despite my kinks being wildly unpopular, I feel like I'd be doing them a massive disservice. so I'll come out with a fic even if it comes out bad and I gotta take a few lessons from it.

T.chloecuck

>>40392831
Ganbatte.

>>40392831
As much as I personally despise your fetish and everything it stands for and do not look forward to the result, your energy and enthusiasm is greatly appreciated and I'll be damned if I snuff that fire

Passionchads rise up. Share what works you'll be putting some passion into writing or reading today. Or don't even mention anything by name, just do the shit you want to do.

I'm giving my go at the errand boy for Kurokami prompt. It reminds me how slow I am to make an actual start to something new I'm writing, be it a new story or a new chapter.

>>40393045
Get you a girl that looks at you the same way Aqua looks at that lobster.

>>40393313
last time i got too horny and wrote the koyori greentext, this time im gonna try and jerk off first so i can add to the collarverse

>>40393313
Working on the confession scene that I've been waiting to write for a long time.

>>40393313
Listlessly peruse battle tracks for inspiration after failing to write anything for a week following several things in my house breaking and flooding to further ruin the carpet while waiting for the police to come and deliver me a subpoena for something I witnessed months ago. I'm in Hell. But shit, that KK prompt sounded cute. Looking forward to that. I'm guessing your HJAnon so it'll be out in like... five minutes. I read the first part of Taste of Sin and despite not being super into Suisei the execution was nice, and the only complaints I had were already addressed by other Anons at the time. Hope to see more of that. And eventually Calli/Kiara/You incest grenade.

>>40393313
Writing a short little Suisei fic. Probably gonna be done by today.

>>40393634
>5 minutes
Mother fuck. What kind of expectations have I built? I'm gonna try my damnedest to make the Kurokami stuff more short and sweet like I tried to do for the chapter 15 interlude. This likely won't be anywhere near done till maybe sometime next week. Weekends are actually the time I write the least, since I have to hide my powerlevel for this shit from my wife. Hope your hell clears up soon though, also sorry to hear about your water troubles, that shit always blows.

>>40393021
>>40392995
thank you bros, I really appreciate it!.

honest question though. what's considered a good length for smut fics?

>>40394013
Depends on how much buildup you want. 3,000-ish tends to be the sweet spot for me.

>>40394013
Personally I think around 3000-4000 words is ideal. You don't want it to be too short but you also don't want it to drag on.

>>40394013
They can be any length, really. But a few thousand words at least makes sure they're long enough to jerk off to, and if they go much beyond 10k it should have some variety in both the smut and the scenes in general.

>>40394013
Don't try to shoot for a word count, just go with what you feel feels best. Given that your fetish is much more psychological than physical a longer 'run time' is probably expected... Assuming you're actually writing a cuck fic.

>>40394070
>>40394079
>>40394326
Thanks again! Alright, here I go full speed into a goddamn wall. I'll see you on the other side once I'm done.

>>40394364
actually, for my first fic I'm starting out with something simple as opposed to something deeper. More situation based.

what you described is for my second planned fic but I'm getting ahead of myself

>>40394492
Who is your favourite vtuber to get cucked by?

>>40394656
Lui, Mio, and Marine

>>40393313
>giving my go at the errand boy for Kurokami prompt
very cool. Always love to see more of Kuro. I'll try to do it like >>40393568 and further channel my passion into the collarverse. Added 1.7k words to it yesterday.

>look in the mirror
>realize that all my fics include an ugly bastard

>>40395538
I admit that Fubuki/Kuro are a couple of chuubas I know very little about compared to others, but after watching some Kuro videos this morning, she's pretty cool. Her tone and mannerisms will be fun to work into writing.

>>40395809
Same, but my protagonist's parents were married at least.

>>40395809
>look in the mirror
>realize that all my fics include a handsome man with a big dick and right opinions who's enemies are ontologically evil and thus no act against them is wrong

Is the lad working on that Lamy feet fic still here?
Just wanted to know how it's going.

>>40398349
Aye, sir!
Haven't written much yet, but the brainstorming is pretty much done (which was probably overplanning more than warranted for a smut fic, but that's just how I do). Next few days will surely see good progress.
hope you like stirrup stockings!

>>40398709
>stirrup stockings
not that guy but im probably gonna edge as much as possible before reading your fic

>>40313007
A fat, unwashed, hairy fatto catto is infamous in school for stealing girls' boyfriends. She's not scared of sex and is very upfront about wanting to fuck, which ultimately seduces the boys who are waiting for their girlfriends to feel "ready" before they put out

>>40398709
>spoiler
I'm writing down a cum appointment with your fic.

>>40399840
This but she breaks your pelvis when she eventually fucks you.

>>40400137
>Okayu the Pelvis Pulverizer

>>40399840
>"C'mon Anon~! You don't want her first time to be bad, right? What's wrong with a little...experience~?"
God fuck I want a slutty Okayu to cheat on my gf with so bad

>>40400863
Give me a chuuba to get cuckqueean'd, and I'll do it.
One that would hurt to see get cuck'd.

>>40401354
Akutan

>>40401354
Matsuri, Iroha, Lui, Watame, Sora...

>>40401424
Doesn't really fit with what I had in mind.
>>40401452
>Matsuri
Too degenerate to hate it
>Iroha
Don't watch her, can't write her
>Lui
>Watame
>Sora
Now here's something that could be juicy!

>>40401354
>>40401671
Yeah Sora would be a money choice I think

>>40401354
all of you are wrong
Choco is the correct choice
>Absolute stacy cannot comprenhend Anon choosing a fat cat over her

>>40401354
Mio?

>>40401929
Soda-chan is so pure you wouldn't blame her for being a prude, she's perfect for the role.
>>40402078
Oi, I might be a fucking degenerate, but I'm not a monster.

>>40403510
Was just a suggestion, anon. I kinda don't want to see it as well because Mio is just too pure and gentle for that.

>>40403861
I literally don't have the heart to hurt this beautiful hag.
I'm fine with dramas, ryona, abuse, heartbreak, etc etc, but not if it's with Mio

>another person favorites a fic I abandoned when I was in middle school
>memories flood back
Help

>>40401929
>Sora just wants your first time to be special
>trying to be secretive about it
>rents a nice love hotel room, buys nice lingerie, plans out a nice date beforehand
>walks in on you porking the shit out of Okayu

>>40405046
christ that's brutal.

>>40405046
>Sora comes over to study
>She's decided that tonight's the night she's gonna try and ask you if you wanna sleep together
>Gets there, only to find that Okayu is joining the study session
>Your bedroom reeks of sex and a sweaty, red-faced Okayu is wearing one of your shirts while you all study
>Several times, you get up to go to the bathroom while Okayu leaves at the same time to 'get a snack'

>>40405229
I don't even like NTR so I don't know why it popped into my head

>>40406789
You don't gotta like something to expand on the idea. It's also not a bad exercise for your writing brain to do.

i just went outside to grab a cup of water and heard my mother moaning.

goodbye boner for the rest of the week. where's the brain bleach when you need it

>>40408193
Sorry, she tried to stay quiet but I got a bit carried away.

>>40408193

>>40408322

>>40410581
>no dragon yakuza wife who kidnaps you from your job in preparation for mating season

>>40410919
>ywn wake up one morning to Coco yelling at your boss over the phone that you're not coming in for the next week because "HE HAS TO GET FUCKING PREGNANT!"

>>40411386
He's getting pregnant?

>>40411455
Well you know, seahorses are one of the closest living relatives to dragons. That's why they share a family with seadragons

>>40408447
>condoms
might as well use my hand, I'd probably feel it more

>>40411912
Legitimately this. Condoms take away a HUGE amount of sensation.

They are life-savers, though, especially with lunatics like Matsuri.

>>40410581
>>40410919
>Coco storms into your workplace with two jacked, buff body guards following her
>People step aside in fear and respect
>She gives you one look and signals you to get up
>You comply and follow the Milk Dragon outside, while everyone stares in horror
>Makes you get on the back of a white van, gets in with you
>Scolds you for working overtime, since she can already provide for both
>You tell her it's so she can launder her money more easily, but she doesn't buy it
>Coco sighs, lays on the floor and spreads her legs apart, she's wearing no pantsu
>"Come on, get on with it." She says bluntly
>You tell her the driver is watching
>"So what! I don't pay him to give a fuck! Come on Anon just put it in! Now, now!"
>Coco is wetting herself all over, you sigh and get ready for the next few hours
>As soon as your tip graces her flower, she's already panting and making obscene faces
>Scared of putting it in, knowing how addicting her tight, hot, creamy dragon pussy is.
>Coco gets mad, pushes you inside her with her legs
>Van violently shakes up and down, side to side
>Almost fucking turns over as you rail Coco like your life depended on it
>Actually, you life does depend on it
>Load after load, the greedy dragon just can't get enough, she's the hoarder of your sperm
>She's demanded all your cum get shot inside her or she'll break your legs
>By the time the driver arrives at the destination, you pelvis as been crushed by Coco's fat ass
>You two keep going at it for a while more
>Your cum dripping from her cunt and your soul barely holding onto your body, she throws you over her shoulder and leaves a trail of love juices behind her as she goes up the stairs to her apartment, humming a happy song
>Throws you in bed, gets on top of the furniture
>Your dick stiffens in an act of self defence
>Coco jumps down on you like a fucking wrestler and rides you for hours on end
>You regain consciousness and find yourself in the arms and tits of your wife, snuggling you like someone's going to take you away from her.
>Only two more months

>>40412035
>feel like you're fucking a plastic bag full of air
>bitch still pokes holes in them so you get the pregnancy blackmail with none of the fun
Yeah no if I'm gonna do something I'm gonna do it right.

>>40313007
After Kiara finishes her Geoguessr stream she molests Mori while she sleeps.

>>40412145
Well, an ounce of prevention's worth a pound of cure. Or however the saying goes with the imperial system.
The best course of action would be not to stick your dick in crazy at all.

>>40412067
AAAAAAAAA I WANT MY DOMESTIC LIFE WITH A CRAZY DRAGON BITCH WIFE SO GODDAMN MUCH WHAT HAVE I DONE TO BE DENIED IT

>>40412238
>Crazy bitch pussy is the best pussy
>Also has the worst outcomes
There's no winning move...

>>40412238
>>40412468
pshhh, my dick feels like its winning at least.

>>40412555
As sex as Polka is, for some reason I'd prefer to just lay in bed with her all day because she'd be angry if I got up for whatever reason.

>>40412833
You know you can lay in bed with Polka all day AND still have a lot of sex. She can still get angry if you tried to leave during either act.

Footfag bloke writing the Lamy fic here. Done some good writing on it today, but I have come out of it with another, uh... interesting idea.

Say, if I were to eventually write a brat Laplus fic where you correct her by performing varying heinous acts to her feet, would you be willing to read it even if I were to show my power level a bit and let it be more degenerate and specific than usual? I could separate it by different chapters with specific tags for each; I know I probably don't need to really ask considering guro, scat and bug stuff exist in the archives without issue, but never hurts to ask.

This won't affect the Lamy piece, by the way, it should be no worse in content than the Botan fic that inspired it.

>>40412957
I suppose, I'm just thinking where she's in a very clingy negative mood where she'll fly off the handle if you're not playing big spoon, and that she's not feeling particularly up for sex.

>>40413055
We have disturbing fics about children getting raped by chuubas. Write whatever you want.
That said, I'm glad the Lamy feet fic is coming along nicely. Does she pour wine down her feet and force you to drink it like it's coming out of a fountain?

>>40412067
>Coco wakes up, hugging a pillow
>sees you're gone, prepares to drag you back without bothering to even get dressed
>just as she's about to burst out the door, you come back from the convenience store
>you're carrying water bottles, energy drinks, snacks, and scented candles
>use her surprise to pick her up, give her a deep kiss and carry her to your bed
>pin her down and whisper "Round two"

>>40413055
Go for it.

>>40413168
sake, but yes, now please stop futureseeing into my plans

>>40411912
im losing my virginity next month with condoms how fucked am i?

>>40396644
kek

>>40414002
Not as much as you think.
Something you should keep in mind for your sex life is that condoms allow you to have fun with no compromises to either.
Sex with randoms might yield an STD, unrpotected sex with the wrong people might lead to a "You're the father!" moment.
Condoms save lives at first, when you have a stable relationship and maybe she's taking pills, or using a vaccine, or patch or whatever, you can rawdog her as much as you want.

>>40414425
>contraceptives
Have fun burning in Hell.

>>40414551
>getting mad at contraceptives
>not mad at the suggestion of pre-marital sex
Catholic moment

>>40415120
The Jesuits pay me nicely to shill.

>>40414425
I've only rawdogged by wife and finished once and shes on pills, and the fucking weeks of worrying that I got her preggers was awful. It was so damn hot at the time, but god was I fucking regretting it minutes afterward.

>>40415470
Being told that hentai doujins are a lie and that safe days don't exist was quite the punch. I don't think I'll ever recover from that knowledge. I'm not having condomless sex even if I get married

>>40415768
She unironically told me it was okay too that day too. I guess I'll trust her when she knows if she ovulating or not, but I still ain't doing that shit again.

>>40415470
As soon as I'm able I'm getting a vasectomy, personally
I'd be a shit dad, I hate babies and small children, I don't want the money sink, and my genes suck shit

>>40416168
Are you me?

>>40414002
I have never, not once, been able to bust a nut in a woman while wearing a condom. Vaginal sex is 99% friction, guess what a piece of smooth plastic does to that. It's not -horrible - mind, but I'd compare it to taking a hot shower with a raincoat on. The heat is nice but that's about all you get from it. At 30 I don't do any casual sex anymore because rolling the tinder wheel of fortune just to have condom sex has zero appeal to me. Same reason I don't see a point in banging hookers like you'll see mentioned in other boards.

I dunno bro, try maxxing your sensitivity. Stop wanking if you haven't already. Get the thinnest ultra-thins you can. Different men have different sensitivity levels.

On the other hand maybe you're like these two geniuses >>40415470, >>40415768 and think having kids with your own wife is some terrible prospect. In which case, wrap away. But like, you two know what wives are for right?

>>40416227
No, he's me. Having kids means I would have even less time to write. That's gay.

>>40416168
I've been telling myself that I'll only have children once all these criteria are met: stable, well paying job; above 26 years of age; university finished and not planning on doing more; travelled the world enough to be able to settle.

I wouldn't make a great father but I don't think I'd be terrible either. I want to have children but absolutely not under sub optimal conditions

>>40416435
Fuck the bitch with condom on then finish on her face bro.

>>40416435
Just because you're married to someone doesn't mean you'd make good parents. My wife isn't even entertaining the idea of bringing kids into the world and passing down her genes until she gets some shit sorted out.

>>40416550
Or just find a girl who'll do anal.
Which, like, imagine marrying a girl who wouldn't do anal.

>>40416626
> Doing anal without condom
Bro...

>>40416626
>anal
gross

>>40416666
Get her to do an enema and clean it out beforehand, ez

>>40416610
He's literally treating a wife as if she's just a baby factory you chose. No point listening to his schizo rambling

>>40416626

>>40416706
Speaking as an anal lover, that's still asking for trouble

New thread
>>40417316

>>40417726
Who the fuck is that?

>>40417864
She graduated before you started watching chuubas, don't worry about it.

>>40416706
Speaking as an anal hater, that's still very disgusting. Wrap up

>>40419003
no

>>40419110
Watame strikes me as someone who would say yes to anal

>>40419579
Watame would say yes to whatever made you feel good

>>40419623
I would explore the pleasures of anal sex with Watame and then laugh about it later with her on how badly it went

>>40413055
I am conceptualizing the correction currently

>>40419857
>Somewhere, a man is drinking a cup of coffee

>>40420074
I don't get it

>>40420711
>“Personal lubricant. Lemon-flavored.”

>>40419623
She's such a good, cute woman...