/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Okay but hear me out: I kidnap her, rape and psychologically torture her over a period of six months, then dress her up like a French maid once I'm certain the Stockholm's has kicked in.

>>3961294
I will meet my oshi.
When I do, I will prove my worth and earn her friendship.

>>3961294
i will get shit for this for humoring your pity post but anon-chama its really not as hrd as you seem to think it is. If you really wanted to meet your oshi you would come up with a way to do it. But you wont because its easier to goosling post on ..

>>3961294
I am actually too good for my oshi

>>3961294
What if I told you I just want to see my oshi succeed and I don't give a shit about that? She's a content creator I like not a friend or girlfriend, anon.

>>3961294
I actually already met her and I had sex with her

>>3961294
>tfw played ffxiv with my oshi once

>>3961294
My oshi is retarded and a complete dork. I have fucked plenty of insecure twats just like her.

>>3963137
Well, if you met your oshi without knowing it was her you might have a chance, but if you know she's your oshi there's a 100% chance of spilling your spaghetti

>>3961522
your meds, take them

>>3961522
Based

>>3964796
youre right. would op even be interested in his oshi if he met her without knowing who she is..?

>>3961294
>you will never meet your oshi
Wrong
I'm in the process of creating a Tulpa of her
I'll meet her soon

>>3961522
this

>>3961294
We're not gonna make it
Oh no, we ain't gonna make it
We're not gonna make it anymore

You ever think about what would happen if you came across a girl who sounded a lot like your oshi to an alerting extent but you could only be 60% sure it was her? if you haven't done your roommate reps

on the off chance i meet my oshi in the wild, I would put my best foot forward and try to get her number without spilling my spagetti. Day game has a surprising success rate, but only if you keep it short. Basically get right the point and say, 'Lets grab coffee sometime'. Then you take out your phone and have her put her number in. Read it back to her incorrectly -- if she corrects you, its her real number, if she doesnt correct you, its fake.
So now you got her number. The next step is to track her ass down and do what >>3961522
would do

>>3961294
I don't have Oshi, I have a wife.
I only watch vtubers to find which ones have content wholesome enough to show to my baby daughter.
The lot of you are wasting your lives. Please embrace reality, settle for a real woman and make children. You can still admire your "Oshi", but please, just as an admirer.

>>3971327
are you by chance that guy who got into gura because your daughter got one of her vids in the autoplay?

>>3971327
Real women don't want anything to do with me

>>3971327
Women aren't real, Anon. Nothing is real. You've been in a coma for ten years.

>>3971327
Women are made from sand. How could you deal with that?

Good. Seeing my oshi IRL would ruin the allure in the first place. I'm fully aware that what I'm watching is a mask and while I appreciate the fact there is a person behind the mask I have no interest in them other than them doing well and being happy even off-screen.

>>3961294
That's fine. If my oshi can acknowledge my fleeting existence that would be great. A true gachikoi would want their oshi to have the best in life, no matter what.

>>3961294
yes and?

I never wanted to date any Vtuber I enjoyed watching. I watch because I think they're interesting people or have entertaining content. While I'm sure they appreciate their viewers as fans, you're kidding yourself if you think the relationship you have with them is some kind of owed friendship/romance. Just enjoy them as entertainers, throw a few bucks at them to show your appreciation and pay their rent if you so choose, and go spend some time with some actual friends and family.

>>3980307
That is what i though as well until my inner gosling finally got me.

>>3981723

I'm not saying I've never been there. There's nothing wrong with having a crush or being infatuated, but you have to enjoy things in healthy moderation. If you are seriously spending so much time watch a Vtuber that you start obsessing over them beyond normal appreciation, you should probably back away from the computer chair for a while and do something else. Unironically, your favorite Vtuber wouldn't want their fans to make themselves unhealthy with obsession.

>>3968935
>Read it back to her incorrectly -- if she corrects you, its her real number, if she doesnt correct you, its fake.
Holy shit, I've never thought of this before.

Reminder that any flirting made by a VTuber is all for show, especially when they say something like "I want an average guy!" or "I'd date a listener!", when it comes to actual boyfriends / husbands they'll pick someone exceptional (as they should, being in-demand females)

https://youtu.be/oYKKiVMlFz0

Inuyama Tamaki's roommate, also a popular mangaka revealed that she got married recently. These were her criteria for a husband if you don't want to watch the video.

1. Has looks similar to her favorite actor. (Handsome)
2. Height over 180cm (average Japanese height is 170cm, so probably in the top 15th percentile or so, basically tall)
3. Within 5 years of her age (Relatively young)
4. Makes more money than her (She's one of the most successful indie tubers + a popular artist)
5. "A guy who'll be like a mom to me" (Basically pampers her)

She married a guy who's a company manager in his early 30s. While there are probably some paypigs among VTuber fandoms who are richer, do you really think you can meet all the criteria, if any, that these girls would want? Enjoy their streams but never delude yourself.

>>3971327
Reality? Look at this comedian over here. Imagine living in "reality".

>>3983151
Please stop being so depressing anon

>>3983151
I'm working on it god damnit

>>3983151
if it makes you feel any better, most vtuber roommates are no where near as pretty as this one.

>>3983151
Can't I just be a house husband to Ina when she can make 5x of my salary annually?

>>3983151
>women have unrealistic expectations
how shocking

>>3983825
>house husband
She's going to cheat on you with a "real man"

>>3983892
>unrealistic expectations
How are they unrealistic when she found someone who filled all the checkboxes?
It's literally a marriage announcement video.

>>3983151

I really fucking hate the idea of "love" being treated so transactionally. Shit makes me a doomer.

>>3983958
>muh totally realistic expectations
Consider the probabilities, faggot.
Buying a lottery ticket and expecting to win is an unrealistic expectation.
It can happen, yes, but it's still an unrealistic expectation.

>>3961294
she will never be yours anyway.

ngl i want my oshi to be my mom, not my wife

Getting Haachama to fall for you would be easy.
Just stick your feet in her face.
Matsuri just requires cheesy lines

Personally:
I would love to meet Pomu-chan as she appears to be a nice and sweet girl (in real life).

One thing that I have seem to noticed was there are times where she seems sad (e.g. maybe due to the upcoming surgery, always tired, etc.)

To: Pomu-chan
If you are ever reading this, then please let us know what you exactly need.
I would be happy to lighten the load for you and hopefully put your mind at ease =/

Whatever struggles or hardships you may be facing, then you don't have to face these on your own. You have all of us and we have you.
Feel free to depend on us, you can rely on us and we will do our best to help you every step of the way =)

>>3984074
That's marriage, you marry with someone you like but also with someone you'll live comfortably with, it lasts forever after all

>>3983151
they have hundreds of thousands of fans just off personality. In order to get at that level gigachad wouldn't even be enough. I'd say it'll either be luck/proximity like your example with her manager, that or we find out the lez thing wasn't an act. Still not gonna be you, because not in japan, don't speak japanese.

I would tell her I want to give her a child and that'd be enough

>>3983151
japanese women are incredibly shallow and two-faced, and even more entitled. I understand that from the outside perspective, japs appear better than western women, but its all just wolf in sheeps clothing.
source: my moms a jap

This is better
Watch

https://youtu.be/Bi-fnYhLooU

STOP POSTING GOSLING YOU FUCKING NORMIES

>>3961294
>meet my "oshi", Veibae-chan
>sexually torture her with my mouth while she screams at me in different cursing words of disgust, unable to fight back as she's all tied up
>lick her slutty pusy and maybe even her butt before kissing her, so she has to taste herself
>use her like an onahole afterwards
>eventually cut off her nipples and pussy lips with scissors in minecraft
>kill her shortly after for being a slut and also out of not wanting to see or hear her suffer in minecraft
>such is the life of a foolish man who fell into the trappings of a whore
>"I never asked for this."
this is all satire by the way I don't have any murderous intentions towards random women let alone twitch streamers

>>3961522

>>3961522
based women are a property

>>3971327
i hope you will get divorce raped and lose half of your money

>>3992939
Last sentence ruined it

>>3983151
>in-demand females
None of them are particularly "in-demand", every woman has people wanting to be with her, it's just that being popular means more people are aware of her existence. Women's desirability depends on her youth, physical attractiveness and how pleasant she is to be around, in descending order of importance. Popularity as a trait is completely irrelevant, if the woman in your video were unattractive she would not have been able to find a guy with those characteristics, or it would have been a lot harder.

>>3961294
Do the other way around, get a girlfriend and turn her into a vtuber.
You can even finger her during streams!

>>3983151
So that mean I have to use the rapist - drug - blackmail route?

>meet oshi
>rape oshi
Worth going to jail for. Imagine cucking all the other gachikoi.

>>3961294
My oshi is long time gone.

>>3996247
>oshi ropes herself
>all because you can't keep it in your pants

>>3983892
>women have unrealistic expectations
For them, it's not unrealistic at all. For the average woman, it's completely unrealistic, but for rich and/or very attractive women, they have the luxury of choice.

>>3963817
Cuck mindset

The irl is often much more of a disappointment than the 2d.
Take the 2d pill and live happily as a wizard

>>3961294
I'm a manlet so I have somewhat of a chance, but that's negated by my personality. Unless we're interested in benefiting creatively from each other, nothing will happen. And that's fine; everyone's better off just being supportive

>>3984849
I wish it was that easy

>>3996838
Same for me, bro...

>>4000328
>he thinks wizards are happy

>>3961294
My oshi, Moona, loves me and we are going to get married. She said so in my dream. She is the moon so naturally this means she visited me.

>>3961522
why are you people like this

>>3980307
I am owed nothing. This is what keeps me from donating a lot. She can do as she pleases, but if her content both entertains me and makes me gush and crush, I will gosling here and you can't stop me.
>>3964796
>Learn her native tongue
>Relocate to her country.
>Jump on dating apps.
>Search for her picture.
>DM and hope she thinks you're cute enough to reply to.
>Make smalltalk and flirt.
>Get a date.
>Attempt to not let her know you know who she is.
>Pray that if anything goes past that first date, you can admit to her and hope she lets it slide, otherwise relationship is built on rocky foundation.
These are a lot of steps, and most of them are very complex and require a lot of hard work. On top of that, the odds of it working out because you lied about not knowing her internet persona are very high. Just enjoy the gosling and better yourself for the her in your head.

>>4003264
Back in the day, we just executed them. It was called ''simpler times''. Evolution did not ward us against growing garbage on legs.

>>4002846
She was too good for this world...

I know... but I still love her and love to watch her.

>>3961294
That's not true, you're the true chad, anon.
You're too good for someone pretending to be anime an anime girl for money, even if you don't think so.

>>3971327
Look at this retard thinking women are real

>>3961522
Beat me to the punch, mindbreak and torture is the only way to make the VA into your actual oshi

>>3999653
God I wish I had that kind of power. Imagine having a cock so strong that your oshi ropes herself and you effectively cuck 1.4 million other men by removing her from their lives

>>4003549
>because you lied about not knowing her internet persona
you technically aren't lying. The way I see it, is that you would be putting her vtuber identity off to side in order to give her an honest, non biased chance, just as she would give you an unbiased chance seeing as she doesnt know that YOU know.

>>4005130
not OP but thanks anon. Im trying my best to better myself as a man -- an effort that is made even harder by the 20+ years of the worlds conditioning to make me a worthless child of person

>>4005130
my self steems says no

>>4014686
I understand how hard it is to move past your own self-hatred, but you have to realize that you're no less worth anyone else. People will tell you that certain people have more or less value for who they are, what they've accomplished, or how much money they have. They are all wrong. You are as deserving of love and respect as anyone else on this planet, and you deserve to seek out fulfillment and contentment. Don't get hung up on what some anime avatar online or a random anon on 4chan thinks of you.

>>3961294
You're not meant to meet your oshi. You're meant to use her as inspiration to better yourself and reach for your own dream. When you have a dream and the strength to chase it, you become a person worth someone else's attention.

>>3961294
>wouldn't even give you a chance
Knowing my oshi, the sad part is she probably would - and then I'd blow it anyway.
Luckily I'm more interested in seeing her succeed with her ambitions than accepting me as her significant other, so I suppose it doesn't matter in the end.

>>4014848
i said that uronically but even so, i like my oshi not because she wears an anime character, its because is the first girl i have found that has a own personality, play games because she likes them, has the retard humour of the man, cute as heck and i said this because i have never found any other girl like her, literally

>>4015189
ironically* fuck

>>4015189
My bad anon. You can never tell when anyone on this website is being ironic or not. Anyway, ain't nothing wrong with being infatuated with someone, (I'm assuming from your image its Ame, which if it is, based taste my man). All I'm saying is don't give up hope you might never find someone for you just because you most likely won't ever get with one specific vtuber's actress. Godspeed anon. One day you will find that gamer girl. If I could, you can too.

yeah

>>4015704
yup.

>>4015612
thanks anon and hope the same for u, and yes its ame

>>3984074
Same anon

To be a romantic is to be fucking cursed

>>3961294
STOP POSTING GOLSING YOU FUCKING NORMIES

>>4016285

It hurts, anon. Love is the one miracle in grasp of most human beings. Even if I could never attain it, I long since decided I wanted to root for those who could, and wish for their happiness. So seeing it being treated so materialistically fucking hurts.

>>3961294
Considering how most of the holos are turbo autists or past their expiration date, they can't really do better.

>>3961294
>Cucked I'm never going to be good enough attitude
>Why am I a depressed gosling using vtubers as a girlfriend substitute?
Unironically kill yourself so we don't have to see you throw this drivel on the board

>>3964488
>uses 4chan
>has sex
ogey

>>4025618
Tell us how you're the femboy-looking Japanese man with a six-figure salary that all chuubas want.
No? Didn't think so.

>>3961294
I came to terms with it. She did really push me towards bettering myself for and maybe finally become tri(quadri)lingual.

>>4026068
Way to project your insecurities loser

Speak for yourself

>>3995758
yeah baby im a groomer

>>3961294
>you will never meet your oshi
what is a handshake event?

>>3993440
I think you need to hand out a couple more subscriptions to others

I honestly get turned off when I remember they're real people and way older than me

>>3999653
I believe her mental fortitude is enough to recover from the experience. Maybe your oshi is different.

>>4026707
Never would've guessed the key to getting into self-improvement and learning a new language would be a japanese girl behind a screen

i just want friends anons...

Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle.
Everything I do is stitched with its color.

>>4027058
Realistically, how would such an event even be handled considering they're virtual? Personally, I think it'd be really funny if they just had the Vtuber actresses just cosplay as their personas, and just play it completely straight. Just have them commit to staying in character, no matter how different they may look from the model. Explain it away with one of the girls' supernatural powers making them look differnet, I dunno.

>>3993440
as a pharm tech, there are several things wrong with this, but funny nonetheless

I wish I could be a midwit like those of you here that have genuinely fallen for a 2D drawing being acted upon by some girl who, despite what she'd want you to believe and what you would like to admit, is only doing it for the attention and money. Maybe then I could find some happiness.

>>4027966

I figured they'd have something like tall screens where their 3D model is displayed at full human height, with a webcam so they can see you and stuff. I doubt they'd ever put their roommates in such a setting when it's clear they want to maintain their secrecy.

>>4028369
Fair enough. I imagine that'd be the case as well. I just tried to imagine how they could ever possibly pull off an actual physical "handshake" event like idols in Japan. You know, Covid issues aside.

>>4005130
If I was good enough, I would have found someone with my years of effort.

>>4028487

I doubt they'd have an actual physical handshake, and more something symbolic. Maybe they'd say to place your palm or fist somewhere on the screen, or something. Who knows. But I seriously doubt they'd reveal their talent, that's for sure.

>>4027058
Since vtubers blew up so much I wonder how they will handle them at cons. Will they get to actually show up or will they be forced to just stream in?

My oshi is only into hurting cute animals.

>>3961294
Actually before they were successful vtubers I have no doubt I could have done better than them

Their current success kinda changes that a bit though. Funny how that works.

>>4028487
So, the screen is positioned so that her arm goes off screen and matches up to a hole underneath the screen. Out this hole comes your oshi's gloved hand that she can physically touch you with, if she so pleases.

I call it "The Idol Hole."

>>4029128
She's said that we were very cute and funny and evoked the same response of her wanting to abuse us before. I didn't understand then but it all makes sense in context now.

>>4028266
I wish she was acting, anon.

>>4029461
That's clever honestly, but you know someone would try and remove the glove and ruin it for everyone.

>>3961522
Not enough meds for this one... off to the such ward he goes.

>>4025979
I mean yeah. When I was in high school, a local Chad who's nickname was "{his name} slayer of virgins" used to post on /gif/, /b/, and /v/. It has been almost a year for me though.

Women are psycho and annoying though, you're literally better off not dealing with them. Unless you're Chad, you kind of have to marry an ugly woman, or you'll get divorced.

>>3961294
I only love the character. Not interested in 3dpd behind it.

>>4031566
No he doesn't need meds he needs funding

>>3961522
>french maid
This man needs taste
I suggest you look up Japanese style maids