/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Engage in the act of expending your accumulated wealth in order to increase your value of wealth known as Towa coins

TAX THE RICH
DISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH

Always sell Towa

INVEST IN RRAT COIN RIGHT NOW

I don't know the answers to the registration questions.

>>3940542
lurk moar

Never sell Towa

>>3940542
that is ogey
get yourself a chocoball and chill
don´t fall into any twap...

>>3940679

21 hours until HoloAlt.
Hololive coin is going to the moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdY

Don't buy Towa

I went to sleep thinking it would keep going down

>>3942739

>>3940542
ogey
your mom gey
abayo
means yabai
towa
Cristiano Ronaldo

>>3942682
never buy towa

>>3942682
never buy towa

I brought ayame at 2460 because i refused to take my pills and sold at 2420 yesterday. how do i buy $Rope coin?

I am liquidating most of my Aqua position. The only menhera I will trust now is festival.

>>3944833
Good choice, but she will dip at the adjustment.

Selling Aqua is GAAAAAAAAAAY.

Elfriends, when is a good time to buy Flare? The last 3 times I've bought on a dip she just kept going down, even when she had a good stream that day. Does she stream to like 5 people or something?

>>3946302
If you are buying for an adjustment profit or that day dip opportunity, Flare isn't a strong buy. Flare streams nearly every day and is extremely consistent so she almost never has a true* dip and doesn't incline up significantly(Last one I believe was +300 for Minecraft). Directors don't sell so you can check oshiboard to figure out how many Flare coins in circulation have the potential to be sold to get an idea of what to do. If you have a lot of liquid lying around you can buy Flare and leave it alone for the week, let inflation+directors pump it, then sell before dividend buys.

>>3940542
wow is it that hard to google old threads?

>>3940542
Archive reps, newfagchama.

why are people selling holo coin. are they not holding for the big returns tonight?

>>3948553
Big returns won't be until tomorrow's adjustment, not tonight.

>>3948553
>big returns tonight
?????

>>3948700
yeah but why not hoard now

>>3948701
well, tomorrow. my bad.

>>3948808
>>3948970
They're retarded expensive and they'll go down 10-15% tonight (touch wood). Also inflation has reached a weird point where dividends are getting less efficient BECAUSE of dividends. Basically the rich really are going to keep getting richer. I normally hold more Holo than Mori because it's normally cheaper but this week has massively reversed those numbers thanks to susan.

Am I deluding or calli may have bigger divvies this week than gura?

>>3949053
I see thanks for the explanation

>>3949144
She's on track for a totally normal week, she just had 3 good days condensed into 1. If she gives any more than, say, 1450 then that's something to think about.

>>3949714
Point is, she will have stream that still can be counted, but gura will have unarchived karaoke and a stream that most probably won't count

>>3950192
Gura might well go down but not that much, if anything beats Gura this week I'll take a forfeit.

Cali needs to be $4100 to even beat Gura at $7000 for div %

>>3950876
Did you just took last week values?
wow anon, just wow

>>3954450
Keep being poor. Either Gura goes down 10% or she goes up by 30%

my whole portfolio is in the green from the mori divvies

>Ina's making a kafrillion dollars just on the prestream Supas.
>Superchats don't count for any NASFAQ stats so we don't get anything.
Sad.

akasupas are GAAAAAAAAAY

Don't forget to buy an hold octo ina coins as a birthday present!

>Kiara calls in to wish Ina a happy birthday
>Makes Ina learn German
Fuck OFF, Chicken.

>Kiara calls in to wish Ina a happy birthday
>Makes Ina learn German
holy BASED, Chicken

That's it. I'm pumping Chicken to the straotsphere so nobody can ever afford to buy her.
I'm gonna make Calli and Gura look like a joke.

how RICH am I gonna be

>>3957963
If you keep holding your octoina? Very.

>>3957963
Anon they're all streaming it... Miko will probably get the most views out of the five though

>6 hours to adjustents
>still holding 50+ shares of Mori
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ina's stream is too late to be counted for adjustment today, right?

>>3957963
I remember the random EOP pledditors saying "0th gen" was offensive and that we should say that...

>>3959706
Doesn't matter, it's never too late to order your octoina

>>3949144
It is possible since dividends are not entirely just based on the number of views or subs. May have something to do with the number of up/down adjustments and their size.

>>3959657
I sold down to 40 then bought a few more at the bottom, she's great divs and she tanked 4k from sales, even though she underperformed I still don't expect her to crash all that hard if at all. You'll be fine.

>>3960468
She's going from 2.1mil views to something like 500k views so I expect her to dump pretty hard. Similar to how Aki and Matsuri dumped hard the day after they got their views back. I would try to sell as much as I can so I can buy back tonight

Mel's daily views...

>>3961166
She's fallen 4200 from sales today though, almost 50%, so she should go sideways or have a small blip, adjustments down are meant to plateau if they're oversold, just like overbought spikes do the same, I don't think we've ever seen such a big swing before though so who knows, I'm EXCITED.

>>3961989
Actually in the last update honk changed it so they would adjust up if oversold. If she adjusts up though...

>>3962311
brb buying mori

BUY BUY BUY INA
HER MERCH TOO

>>3963567
Probably like 100$ shipping for that tako cushion. Sorry Ina but I'm not buying

Please listen to AZKi's song, 26k in 12 hours is criminal. With those numbers I can't even recommend buying her, I just think you should listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em1og_6ovoo

>ina's new song will be in japanese
based

First HoloEN clothing merch is only available in L and XL. Fucking based Ina, that's worth a few more coins.

>>3965846
I got the total shipping cost for $105.
Still less than $400 in total.

>>3959843
that's literally how they call themselves even in english translations, fucking EOPs ruin everything

>>3966765
I'm not even a tako but I really want that beanbag Idolshit prices are retarded. As long as the girls have to fund their own merch I'll never buy a single item.

>>3966765
340USD for shipping, two hoodies, the keychain and the beanbag. Not that bad.
>>3967239
They also keep most if not all of the profit anon, it's the best way to support them

>>3967239
If Cover was forced to fund it what would happen is most likely that they would raise the percentage of their own cut, which works out to the same thing anyway with the additional issue that it has the potential to fuck over high earners by taking excess money or fuck over low earners by making them produce lousier/less goods than they planned. Since the goods all vary and depend on the holo's fanbase and the holo themselves, it's still more straightforward to have it come out of the holo's earnings and then have profits go back to them.

>kanata's day off
>still posts a short vid
kanata please...

>>3972430
>this game makes you want them to stream less to profit from bigger spikes
devchamas...

>>3967239
Anonchama, it's actually the best way to support the girls if you hate Cover. Never superchat though unless you want to make your oshi laugh or your name called.

>he isn't buying marinecoin like crazy
oh no no no no

https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1395596373311950853

BUY WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>>3978452
You'e under arrest for insider trading.

>>3978452
I sold 30 yesterday... not gonna make it bros

Is coco going to dip tonight? I need to know before I buy

>>3978791
Buy her, then if it dips, buy the dip

>>3979195
If I buy her and it dips then I lose money wiseguy

>>3978452

>>3979228
Then you buy more

are you ready?

>>3979335
to flatline yes

>>3959843
ESL here why is it offensive

>>3979335
i cant stay up all night and dump for 6 hours so no.

>>3979439
its not

>>3977969
Yes.

I bought tons yesterday because she looks like poor man's Calli to me and I LIKE THE STOCK. Then it mooned and I'm out of liquid anyways.

>>3979335
40 of those could have been 30 mori, 2 days ago, and you'd be infinitely richer than you're about to be. ngmi.

>>3979452
~700 less coins than calli, it'll be over much faster I'd say.

>>3977969
>>3979335
I didn't check the numbers and only have 5 for divvies

Uh. I don't know what chicken or youtube are playing at but her 500k waiting for Ina has just jumped to the top of my sub playlist, and on her channel it's apparently more recent than chickens latest, 6 hour old stream, despite being 2 days old. I think some jewry might be afoot.

>Ayamy still went down

Honk what the fuck did you do

>he bought Coco
>at 4k
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

really glad I made enough liquid for the dips tonight

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT SO MUCH COCO PRE-ADJUSTMENT FUCKKK

>>3979693
Never mind, I did it again, I failed to take into account THE INFORMATION, sorry, I kneel.

>Mori went up

>>3979702
Coco 2 hours later: 4.2k

>>3979722
BUY THAT DIP ANON LETS GO

>>3979671
Permanently bogged shitcoin, daily views literally don't matter in adjustments.

I fucked up so many calls today because I forgot A THING.

>Monsieur Watanoff, they bought Pekora and Subaru
>All according to Keikaku, activate operation divviecrab

Shit that should have went down, didn't.
Everything else fucking tanked.

Are divvies tomorrow or in 2 days

>>3979784
I simply just don't get it anymore

It's red friday lads, it had to happen eventually.

>go from 2,100,000 views to 400,000
>go up $500 at adjustment
based

so what are your guys predictions on Ayame's new cover in 2 days
I'm gonna guess Vampire but I'm praying its not Useewa

>waaaaahhhh everything went down
lmaoing @ you poorfags

>>3979880
see
>>3961989
>>3962311

>>3979905

>>3979905

>>3979926
>>3979934
I won't post again, thank you

Still 80% red but I'm a hustler baby.

>>3979953
how

>>3979953
Refresh ur profile my guy

Quite a late photo but I go where my oshicoin goes

was at -4% but yeah we recovering.

Everytime I try buying Mel, she fucking bogs me.

>>3979973
Polka, Marine and Aqua offset my... wait...
>>3980003
FUCK.

HONK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???????

sell gen 0 and buy indogs now

who the fuck is buying mori at 6.1k

>>3980068
divviefags

>>3980068
me and I don't remember why

>>3979855
every Friday at 11 PMish server time.

>>3980095
thanks anon, I should have looked for myself

I understand on paper why Mel and RBC got fucked, and AZKi straight up has no love, but it still makes me sad. Gen0 never gonna catch a break.

>>3980125
at least they have their shining star in the millions
just not the one YAGOO expected.

>>3980095
So before we get to trade Hololive stocks

>>3980095

Feels weird to go into Friday with so little Mori anons...

>>3980157
That dip buying spree tho, kek

>>3980186
$500 for every purchase directly into my bank baby

>>3980118
y-you too
>>3980159
How else are you supposed to pump your oshi?
>>3980161
https://streamable.com/s8d0li

In the last 2 months I don't think I've ever made money buying Flare or Lamy, it's actually crazy. Elven magic is GAAAAAAAAAAAY.
>>3980265
... I thought I had at least a basic understanding of nanglish but this has sent me straight to NSL hell.

>>3980357
You should sell all your Flare!

>>3980357
I made money off her 600k endurance stream but that's about it

>>3980398
I see red I buy more, sorry, I learnt to trade by buying the GME at $300. STONKS XDDDDD

>>3980398
I want to bully that face...

I missed Noel's 4am english stady stream that used to be my go to bed time listening. Fuck you honk for fixing my sleep.

You guys keep buying Flare, get burnt and never learn it is comical

>Flare dips
>buy one or two
>sell when she gets pumped back to normal

>>3980599
bro could you not give away my secret to earning $20 an hour

>>3980531
>biggu biggu iceu creamu
noelglish is kino

>>3980599
It really do be like that, she never lasts more than one cycle for me

You're meant to buy the dip not sell it you faggots. Leave Mel alone.

Panic selling time? Enjoy

>>3980724
>Mel down 320
lmao back to where you belong you overpriced whore

>>3980864
it's all just gonna moon to shit after divvies anyways.

Even Risu nearly broke 2k today. All the shitcoins are gonna make it tomorrow.

>>3980975
except Choco. She's never gonna make it unless 2nd gen gets a similar concert like 1st does.

>>3980899
not so sure anyone will actually bother buying Mel

>>3981018
Nearly all me :(

>People selling Miko
do people actually check the schedule?

now, who to buy for divvies?

Mel's (Formerly Choco's)

>>3981148
>now, who to buy for divvies?
just buy Gura at 7.3k she's practically free money, all the anons told me so

>>3981137
my schedule says Miko doesn't stream and her divvies will be shit

>>3981137
I have ascended the need for such things

>>3981137
most people see her as daytrading fodder and/or are unable of basic math, more for me.

My holo average has gone up nearly 25% this week because of all the buy/resell, I know I made money but it still feels bad.
>>3981137
Even worse, they're panic selling at a loss because she did a big red.
>>3981197
I'm unironically still buying Gura.

I'm buying Aki for the divvies and you can't stop me

>>3981200
what retard schedule are you using she's streaming twice today

>>3981200
Looking at her profile, we got 2 streams coming up within the next 8 hours

>>3981237
>I'm unironically still buying Gura.

Not saying something against your strategy but when is the point that that's just not viable anymore?

>>3981380
LoliBaba is 100% making 3rd, if not 2nd tomorrow, and I still remember being mad when he jumped me in the high teens.
So, never.

On Fridays I generally prefer securing dividend over most if not all adjustment plays that might come at 1:05am. A late buy-in with meager profit is okay if I felt like I had a strong dividend play.

>>3981429
eh don't mind me, I question her every week and plot armor just comes around to moon her fucking divvies another week.

>>3981429
LoliBaba won't be taking 2nd and I don' think anyone is competing with the top 2 until one of them quits.

>>3981537
from Gura alone he would be making $440k more at today's divvies, and you don't just buy 100 Gura.

>>3981497
I like to think I have a lot of suzys but mikoposters seems to have bottomless good images, I need to do my pixiv reps and fill out my roster.
>>3981537
I misread that gap, but he has 240 more Gura than TFT, I cba to do the math on TFTs portfolio but it's happening, not tomorrow but in the next 2 weeks for sure unless TFT does something drastic.

>>3981668
You're assuming that Gura is a 39% return this week

>>3981137
Playing for adjustments on dividend day with Miko has around 25% dividend return(decent) and you can sell her for a good profit after 1:05am(also good) it does seem like basically a two birds one stone type of situation. However, this is dividends day where you get a truck load of liquid, so while your Miko play was a decent dividend and good profit, did you really need the additional liquid at the moment? You have to gauge whether your dividend+profit with a weaker coin that you sell at 1:05am on Friday is more valuable to you than trying to secure a position in stronger chuubas to prepare for the possible inflation that is affecting all coins, with major dividend coins most affected.

>>3981580
>>3981668
I haven't math the numbers out but don't forget gura is going down. The distribution of coins should result in a similar or higher payout to lolibaba. He also needs more than a extra 300k tp beat TFT. Gura isn't enough to break into the gap and starting this week gura efficency will either come to a standstill or tank.

Even if she doesn't go down his payout is only 100k more than tft last week and tft has increased his coins since last week as well.

>>3981843
**Saturday

>they still think Gura has brakes

>>3981843
Well just holding something like 5 Miko's will give you solid bang for your buck. If you can sell off 5 at an average of ~3500 assuming you bought the dip today with an average of 3k, you're getting a 41% return.
On your point about the inflation, coins only inflate when 1. they get pushed up by oshicoiners or 2. they're a good dividend coin. I'm assuming most people already have most of their net worth in what they perceive to be the good divvy coins.

How are dividend payouts calculated?

>>3982204
Magic.

>>3982043
The percentage return is less relevant because you just got dividend stimulus injected straight into your balance. You invested 15000(5x3000), you get 2500 profit(17500[5x3500]-15000). 2500 is not even enough to buy you another Miko on the dip. You reap an extra 2500 to your balance than before, but again, you already just got a huge dividend payout at 12:00am Saturday, so this profit is less relevant, and you don't have a stronger asset position, you just have slightly more liquid, which is devaluing fast.

>>3982331
You get 2500 profit + the 25% from the dividends in liquid as well. The thing is, you won't be able to spend the liquid you get from dividends in time in the hour between dividend and adjustments. Everyone will have tons of liquid tomorrow what you're saying doesn't make sense at all.

>the stats won't be counted for the dividends
I've already bought 50 how do I go back

>>3982617
You have 21 hours to sell 50, that's an easy job

Shit, my dumbass forgot that its divie day, been selling my mori fuuuuck

Anyway what is the lore of chimkin ad pic related?
Is this the same advertisement war like back at jp??

>>3982418
Everyone will have tons of liquid tomorrow. And you also have a fuck ton of liquid, that is precisely the point I'm trying to get across. Liquid gets instantly devalued the moment dividends drop. You liquidate your Miko(you lose your asset position), you slightly increase your buying power in a magnitude that is not significant when comparing it to your current buying power and everyone else's buying power(+6150 when your dividend at higher numbers will reach +50k, +100k etc). Every dividend day the market goes on a perma bull run for a couple of days. The extra 41% profit you made off the play actually pales in comparison to just holding a a stronger chuuba position and waiting for the bull market to increase your portfolio valuation HARD for the next 2-3 days, which gives you way more freedom and avenues to go into other plays.

>>3982791
kiara anti kraut ringleader got doxxed because he posted pictures of himself on their discord

>>3982043
>selling Miko at ~3500

I'd call you a lunatic then again I also know where my liquid is going...

>>3982817
>just hold a stronger chuuba position
That's a gamble depending on how dividends play out.

>>3983020
wait so there's still game in this game?

>>3983020
>gamble
You guys had Mori record 0 views for DAYS in a row for perfect buying opportunities and somehow still have risky portfolio positions?

I'd like for the devs to re enact whatever they did with Coco a couple of weeks ago

>>3983060
>mori
>good dividend coin at 6400
????

>>3982868
Fucking kek what a retard

>>3983128
Have you even been playing the game anonchama? Mori had zero views for multiple days in a row and is registering her regular numbers this Friday. Susan literally handed you guys good dividend plays days in advance but it just never works out I guess?

>>3983128
>buying dividends after they've been pumped for 3 days
at least niggers have animal instincts, I don't know what you are

>>3982868
Discordfags just can't help themselves. Their lust for attention is always their downfall.

>>3983197
can you read?

>>3983266
where do you think we are?

You had all week to buy Mori at 4.5 and now you're going UH SHE'S 6400 BRO THAT'S NOT GOOD RETURNS. Technically correct but still a retard.

>>3983408
You realize that if you sell Mori and buy coins with better returns you make more money? Not only off divvies but the best performing divvy coins get inflated hard throughout the week. When Mori returns 22% this week her price will stay at a standstill

>>3983490
>this shit again
ok go waste 10 hours buying robot for muh yields, let me know how that works out for you

>>3983605
you realize the main premise of the game is to make money and were talking about how to make the most money right?

>>3983408
>tfw too poor for Mori when the week began, settle for Marine because "she'll be back eventually", buy begrudgingly at 3,6k
>she's back plus right in time for divvies, people buy like hyenas once the frame is up
>huge profits

feels good man

>>3981668
Twitter reps usually make for funny shit because you get lots of pics they deem "not good enough for pixiv".

Also Mikochi is a fucking clown and people have no quibs with making her butt of a joke, while Suichan is a cool voiced psychopath many people know disgustingly little about aside from the music and maybe tetris.
also it's mostly just me and i've collected for almost 2 years now.

>>3983678
(late reply but we need a bump)

both plays are valid, fat coins maybe give out lower percentage of divvies compared to smol coins but because unga bunga number big people jump on them every dip and every divvies, skyrocketing their price further and further for the last three weeks. Fat coins are also less effort to shift around by sheer amount of clicks per profit.

>>3984484
Twitter makes sense, I have plenty of picrel but I need some cute doodles too. IKZZZ

SOON

>>3986254
lets see what i have

>>3986254
can't forget this masterpiece

I'm either going to be very rich or very bogged tomorrow

>>3986510
Believe in the gains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdY
ITS TIME ANONS

SELL SELL SELL

>>3986618
>it's just the video we knew from bloom

BUY BUY BUY

This is LEGALLY REQUIRED to be in the next OP.

That shot of kanacoco + noefure though. My heart cant take it

COCO HAS BIG DRAGON TITS BUY BUY BUY

>Quarter of a million
>Been out for 17 minutes.
Jesus christ. BUY.

>>3987417
we can't get around it. does it even need /nasfaqg/? don't think so. If i'm here when the thread dies this is it.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1395691557185941510
Incase you missed it this was merely a teaser and the full version is still to come.

>Friend is doing a nerd-out frame-by-frame breakdown of the PV
BUY FRIEND

>>3987736
Ah yes, this is the Teaser (full ver.), not the actual Trailer (full ver.)
Obviously.

Right now seems to be a great time to point out that Mori is releasing a new song soon.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1395084710913527809

>>3987736
>2 more weeks

>>3987736
>>3987940
She means the full version of the song, guys. Not a "full-er" PV

>>3988000

>>3988000
Trrips of "oh yeah, duh, I'm fucking retarded"

>>3988000
There is still more "teasers" to come. Read the youtube comment
>Another world creation project "Hololive Alternative" The first teaser PV, thank you! !!
>Otherworldly Creation Project "Hololive Alternative" Teaser PV No. 1, please!

>>3987746
switched all my senchou to FBK pls clap

>>3988083
Full product (10 mins OVA) 2030.

My favourite corporate japanese behaviour, an announcement of an announcement. It's like I'm playing GBF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdxR97_Pqo

Mikochi's Holo Alternative so far is a lot more fun than the trailer, give it a watch later on she creates all the holos to play in the story by roulette and it fits WAY too well.

https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1395693419771531264
DID YOU RIKE IT?

>internet goes out an hour after adjustment
>get bogged on divvies

>>3988340
this stream is kino.

>ayame stream + new cover tomorrow
>no movement in the coin
...?

i dumped all my liquid into my oshi
i will dump all my divvies into my oshi
i cannot be stopped

I say Ogey you say Rrat

so whats ur divvy plays anon? except for the gura stacks, anything else?

>20k live viewers following 10k live viewers just 2 hours before

MAKE IT RAIN

>>3990979
Ogey

>>3988547
I riked it

does anyone happen to have hololive's weekly views at the time of last week's dividend?

>>3995518
Nevermind, I found the graph

>Mori talking about Moricoin on her stream
Is this market manipulation

Holo going to the fucking moon

She can manipulate my market any day.

>>3996614
Holo on track for the highest daily views in just over 3 months. I should have bought more but 6k left a bad taste in my mouth.

>>3996712
contemplate the big fat dragon dividends

Trading Gura for Holo almost 1:1 seems like a fucking retarded idea though. Oh well, 40 will do.

Game's starting to get boring, I finally understand putting literally everything in your oshi and only logging in once a week.

bump

I bought more Holo and Gura.

FUUUCK I forgot about divies

>>4001164
I sold Holo to leave the oshiboard

Kanata looks so cute in the holoalternative video BUY BUT BUY

>>3997136
I still log in once a day for adjustments but I don't do daily plays really, unless there's something really big, I just buy good coins/oshicoins that dipped with my dividend money and that's it.
There's only so much enjoyment you can get from daily spikes.

That said, you should get yourself octoina, those are never boring!

>>3996563
timestamp?

>>3990460
Congrats, you won the game!

>>3996563
Cringe and muskpilled

>>3990460
Yeah cool, but can you do the same and, like, not be poor?

>>4003229
if your oshi is gura, yes.

>miko > 500k views
wagmi bros...

>>4004051
GOOD INVESTMENT

Any intention to add NijiEN?

>>4010623
read the info NO FAGGOT

>people finally pump my oshicoin
do I have to invest into charities with all this wealth?

Why yes I do make moves based solely on monetary gain, how could you tell?

>>4012950
why yes, every move I do allows me to purchase more oshicoin, how could you tell?

Why yes, I do follow the tummy erotic investing strategy.
>>3996651

>>4014459
based

>Only 7k watching Ame play DOOM 2016
Good thing I didn't buy.

I'm new. Is adjustment in 3 and a half hours?

>>4017054
you posted 3:28 for me, adjustment is 7:05 for me. so yeah, soon.

why would anyone buy miko now it's not like she has at least 700k confirmed views, dont buy her holy shit

this is FUD please make me rich

that spoiler is FUD please sell so I can buy more before adjustment

Those two are FUD please care about Mikochi in anyways I'll make money

>>4017505
I approb of this message.
2 hours til divvies but I spent the last 2 hours making watamelons, I'm so fucking tired.

I'm buying Fubuki, Miko, and Lamy for adjustment

Bump

for the love of god someone please give me the captcha answer for towa

man I only bought 7 Holocoins. If it reaches 10k Im going to kill myself

>>4021675
nevermind i'm a fucking GENIUS

>>4021675
tower

FUCK THEY KNOW SOMETHING YOU DONT SELL SELL SELL

So I just joined to hopefully practice for my future /biz/ crypto trading, how does my portfolio look bros

>>4023307
Hold octo (8) ina coins, it helps keep the red numbers away

>>4023307
>Nenecoin
>Uicoin
>Flarecoin
>Melcoin
>Chococoin
What basis did you use to buy these? Just what you can afford?

>>4024037
Choco and Ui is for oshicoin, nene because she's rising, mel because she's low and I can hold for however long I want to, flare because she's dipping and will probably rise sooner than later.

>>4023307
buy Moricoins before 12 am EST then buy Ina after 12 am passes

really excited to see if my portfolio is good enough to move up a few positions

>>4023307
another strategy is to buy Hololive coins before 12 am and then sell them at exactly 1:05 after the market re-opens

>>4023307
well you've got the /biz/ part down already.

>>4024106
>flare because she's dipping and will probably rise sooner than later
You'd think that, wouldn't you.

>>4024435
>>4024327
c-care to elaborate for me bros?

Will this Noel stream end before adjustment?

nasfaq theme music

>>4024523
It's too late to be included in adjustment

>>4024492
Flare never pumps

You guys need to post an investment thesis to justify these Flare purchases because it never makes sense to me.

>>4024890
She's cute!

>>4024890
she's hot

>>4024890
https://files.catbox.moe/3nb7tj.mp4

Wow the leaderboards are so different now, what happened?

>>4024890
numbers red. arrow down. me buy.
numbers green. arrow up. me sell.

Nas

>only 36% dividends
Damn... I fucked up.

Oh baby

post em

>>4024949
god damnit wrong link

>>4025008

>Gura dividend went UP to 2500
LMAO Cumbuds literally cannot lose.

BIG
FAT

>>4025008
First time getting this much

>>4025008

>>4025008

DIVIDENDS

>>4025008
>>4024995

Dividends are this game's final yab, it's just getting dumb

>>4025008

You might want to hold some liquid for the upcoming superchat feature bros

>>4024949
lmao

>>4025055
at this point i think honk just manually adjusting her just to fuck the doubters

>>4025008
yessir

>>4025008
I feel good

>>4025158
money sink feature incoming

>>4025204
3 million subscribers bro, views literally don't mean shit in this game. Subs are the only factor that matters.

Gura's dividends are now twice what the coin itself cost at the start of the game

>>4025008
not too bad for my first divvie i think.

Lets keep betting against Gura guys! This week for sure!

>Sell Ina after dividends
>Remember that Ina has a song coming out after I realize I'm the only one that sold Ina

>>4025008
Think I have some idea of how dividends work now.

The subs weighting on divs is TOO high, honk. At least you said you were likely going to nerf that because at this point its the only thing that matters.

>>4024955
Mogu graduated and gura divvies are too strong

>>4025360
I've only been buying Gura and my leaderboard position hasn't changed much (in the top 50)

A few weeks ago adjustments were the only thing that mattered, now divvies are the only thing that matter, an optimist calls this progress

>>4025434
It makes sense that Gura and Hololive makes good dividends but it's getting kinda boring that, essentially, nothing you do other than buying and holding those two matters. It's pointless to do any schedule reps or plays no one else thinks about, just buy Gura and Hololive, you win.

Where is the Choco fag this week?

oh no I slept on the toilet apparently and was like 15 minutes late to divvies everything is green

>>4025008
Better than I thought.

If only I had 600 RBC instead of Gura, I could have made some real money!!!!!
>>4025539
I fell asleep in my chair about 30 mins ago. :(

Gura's efficiency being this high means you guys clearly aren't buying enough. BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>4025539
>I slept on the toilet
anon... your sleep reps...

>>4025008

anybody making a tierlist for the divvies?

I straight up cba to wait for adjustment, if I get fucked, I get fucked, nn bros.

>>4025575
it will all get better with the 9am adjustments I promise, also I was just drinking with the bros

>diversify portfolio
>invest based on recent trend and channel performance
>no oshi coins
5% growth after adjustments

>sell everything
>buy cover and gura
>spend the rest on oshicoins
30% growth in dividends after adjustment

wallstreet here we go

Next stop: 300 coins.

>>4025592
here's your tierlist bro, that's nearly 30%

>>4025652
Yeah there's not really much point in owning anything other than Gura or Hololive.

>>4025652
>>4025685
It is the market's fault people consistently undervalues Gura and each week you guys cry.

>>4025592
SS: Gura
S: Hololive
Not bothering: Everything else

One could go full turbo autist and try beat the people only holding Gura and Hololive.

>>4025773
Next week surely Gura will drop.

>>4025773
People constantly buy Gura. The problem is the formula is so retardedly dogshit that every single player in the game would have to buy literally nothing but Gura to come anywhere close to inflating her value high enough. She's already far and away the most owned stock in the game by an INSANE margin. There is legitimately not enough money in the entire market to inflate Gura to the value she would have to reach to be equal to the other stocks.

>>4025352
We're working on that. The only reason it didn't change already is that we need to iron out some details and warn everyone with enough time in advance to change wallets accordingly.

>>4025773
I do keep buying Gura, I am making money from her, but this is supposed to be a game, it's not balanced at all right now. Even with people buying, there's so much inflation on both the coin and divvie that she's always and will always be worth buying.

>>4025773
It's half anonchamas undervaluing and half people having disgust for Gura holders. I can sympathise with the latter.

>>4025810
You actually can't. Gura is the most optimum play. You literally cannot do better, not even if you ran a bot that would purchase anything at a better ratio because nothing is a better ratio.

Suisei, Calliope, and Korone literally had higher dividend/$ invested though. What are you guys talking about? The reason people buy Gura is because she's stable and gives okay dividends, and people don't really wanna think so they just put every money into Gura.

>>4025838
Stop supporting the losers.

>>4025865
shh. don't tell them

>>4025510
>Buy Gura
>Afk for a week
>Profit

>>4025773
She somehow fucking had 50k subs instead of usual 40k in the last fucking moment
It is just delusional at this point

>>4025820
>Buff rythm game multiple days, RE8, and endurance stream this week.
Anon...

>>4025859
>>4025865

>>4021830
Same but I just bought my eighth because she's gonna skyrocket tonight and I don't think it'll recover to a good price

>>4025865
>Suisei and Calliope
LMAO have you checked their prices lately?

>>4025838
You got a possible timeframe for it? I'd personally like it asap even if it means it gets updated by itself. The current game state is mostly div plays so its currently leaning too heavily on gura plays for any sane persons liking.

>>4025912
Sorry Takocel that nobody likes Ina!

>>4025865
>okay dividends
>near the top of percentage returns
we truly do this every week guys

>>4025865
>that list
at least list the best values this week???

>>4025931
>he didnt hoard in the 3 days when her numbers got fucked by youtube API
your loss

It's always hilarious watching people seethe that the least talented person in Hololive is the most successful in every way.

>>4025865
The thing is the differences are small and are hard to predict which is going to be 1% better. Also, trying to invest in the more efficient coins will cause them to end up being less efficient on div day. Gura is so inflated in volume that at the end of the day she becomes the most efficient value wise and time wise. The fact you can buy a single gura for multiple other coins makes her value much better than the rest.

>>4025972
I literally looked at 3 girls randomly and they had double the amount of dividends than Gura.
I refuse to believe you guys are this stupid are pretending to be this dumb.

Guys Gura is actually my oshi I swear... I'm not just a soulless hoarder

>60% of capital in obvious shi... oshicoin
>still got up in the leaderboard
what the fuck guys

Can we have an option to disable the notifications, honk? They end up getting in the way of me interacting with the right trades instead of being informative of telling me shit went through.

YES GUYS DONT BUY GURA ANYMORE, SHE'S A REALLY BAD INVESTMENT.
TRUST ME :^)

>>4026002

>>4026072
HONK! HONK! I AM BAD AT HIS GAME PLEASE CHANGE IT FOR THE 5TH TIME AND I STILL LOSE!!

Guys honk is going to TANK Gura, it's the nuclear balancing move, she is too powerful. What this means for you is that you should SELL GURA NOW before you LOSE EVERYTHING

>>4025865
>those girls
Kek, there's no way this isn't FUD bait

uh guys why is Shakalaka Noel at 2800? I thought you said she was an 1800 stablecoin?

it's kind of weird that Gura used to be fair play before the Coco crash update happened

>>4026123
Noel is going to do a TOUCH MAH BOOBAS stream for all the girls who got the answers on Japan correct and she is going to go TO THE BOOBA

>>4026111
I am willing to bet good money even after any changes Gura STILL ends up being the best dividend.