/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40266070
Double up instead of being a pussy.

>>40266070
"but don't tell my wife I said that, she also streams but she kinda sucks"

>>40266070
I have clinical depresssion please hire me

>>40266070
The jig's up. I whip out my dick, cold cock Yagoo, and rummage through his desk and computer for Akiroze's address. I've a limited time before my inevitable arrest and deportation, and fully intend to cum on Aki's thighs at least once before they send me down.

>>40266130
Based. "Yes Rushia-chan is my favorite indeed. I even bought her engagement ring. I super chatted her every stream. I'll be sure to become a what she couldn't be. A true gachikoi magnet that will never commit a yab and stay loyal to their fans and coworkers. I'll make her numbers look like a peasants compared to mine when I'm at the top."

>>40266163
Kek

>>40266070
Tell him it's IRyS and cut off my ring finger as a token that I'll never touch her

>>40266070
I fuck Yagoo

>>40266070
I show him my shinzo abe tattoo and tell him I'll encourage my fans to breed.

>>40266070
I will stream EVERY day if you let me have sex with Gura

>>40266369
Cumming in Yagoo gets you the response of "sou desu ne"

>>40266070
Tell the truth and say I lied.

>>40266070
I wonder if thats actually a red flag for the application. I looked at the application form and theres a part that says literally who is your favourite chuuba.
I know for the girls, it was bonus points if they said a holo. I think thats why kiara went all in on being a nousagi, for bonus points in interview.

>>40266070
Yagoo will respect you more if you tell him you're there to fuck all of the oshis. I mean look at how he's currently treating axel like he's some sort of VIP even feeding him managers so axel can fuck them raw.

>>40267444
I think it might make them cautious. You always want to filter out those who are joining just to get close to the girls. They did a good job with their first EN Gen. It seems the girls are the ones who wanted to get closer though. Personally I'd say I'm into Axel or Astel. I'd rather not chance it and say a girl's name and get rejected if they have that sort of filter in place.

>>40266070
Ask for a Katana to perform Sepukku with

>>40266070
The non-autist answer would be to mention some creative streams specifically they do (non-gfe) and say that you would love to put in the effort to do some creative content like that.

>>40267444
The main concern is that if you only watch the girls without showing a passion for the stars side then the they will assume you are just applying because you want to fuck the girls. If you say your favourite is one of the guys, especially starsJP then they probably appreciate you enjoying the company and group you're actually applying for.

>>40267765
what if i'm applying because i want to fuck the boys?

>>40267912
Then you'll have to fuck my ass first big daddy.

>>40267912
They won't even notice something is amiss since you'll be seen as just a fan of them. You'll slip right into the boys

I said Ninomae Ina'nis was my favorite and still got in.

>>40268209
Altare...I think they were just afraid of your psychopathic tendencies and stern manner of speaking.

favorite streamer?
um, Yagoo of course!

>>40268209
Get out vesper

>>40267444
>>40267765
>>40267912
Answer one of the big competitors like Kuzuha and Vox, mention you want to be just like them too.
Yagoo will probably welcome you with open arms and try to set you up so that he can have his own Holostars Kuzuha.

>>40266070
Three simple words - "I am gay."

>>40268352
>Answer one of the big competitors like Kuzuha and Vox,
you can straight up lie in these auditions and get in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2h0TgU2mW0

>>40268432
I'm aware.
My 2view ass applied and it asked if I applied to any other corpos.
I said no of course, I'm applying to everything that's recruiting so my chances increase.

>>40268512
Go anon go!

>>40268512
I hope you get in anon. If I can break 2 views I'll definitely start applying.

>>40266070
Yes, I got into vtubers because I religiously watched Gibara so she is my favorite vtuber. However, the reason I applied to HoloStars is because I feel like this is the right company for a specific kind of male vtuber. I don't just want to be an entertainer. I want to be like Rikka and Miyabi, I wish to be an idol.

I don't feel strongly about anything regarding vtubing, but it's okay because currently I prefer Lia from phase connect and would not make this yab. But yagoo might realize that sakana wants to fuck marine as a result of being made aware of what a 'phase connect' is.

>>40266070
No issue with that. Axel has always been more than open about liking talents in the company (like Matsuri). I figure as long as you say you'd approach the opportunity in a respectful and professional way there wouldn't be an issue.

>>40268031
>slip right into the boys
ayo

>>40266070
Make it clear that I just think they're funny and I respect their work as a streamer. Under no circumstances admit that I want to grab her boobs.

>>40266070
>My favorite vtuber is Mel. Once I join Holostars, I plan to meet and marry her. We will have 5 children and live happily together.

>>40269956
Yagoo wont appreciate it but Shinzo Abe will bless you from beyond the grave.

>>40266070
What's wrong with that exactly? I actually don't understand the question, is it really asking what type of content you would like to do?

>>40266070
>... but don't worry, I always wear a condom when I rape women

>>40266070
By saying I will help tear down the toxic culture of hololive by collabing with her as much as possible to make everyone love male and female vtuber collabs

>>40266070
Why would that be a deal breaker? A lot of Hololive's talents have oshis upon their debuts.
Anya's is Fubuki, Fauna's is Gura, Bae's is Roberu, Koyori's is Miko, Iroha's is Suisei and Laplus' is Towa.

>>40266070
Tell Yagoo that if I become part of Homostars I will kill every homo then myself. Then walk out and kill all Homostars still, but not kill myself because I didn't make it as one. Feelsgoodman

>>40268399
>>40268399
>>40268399

Double down

If I was at a Holostars interview and they asked me who my favorite vtuber is, I'd give them a female and a male vtuber. If I was in the position of the interviewer, I'd think that they might be saying a male vtuber on purpose even though they have a favorite among the girls.

>>40267444
>>40267703
What if you're a girl applying for Hololive and you mention one of the Holostars as your favorite? Would they consider that a red flag too?

>>40266070
Make sweet man love to yagoo-san

"Your favourite vtuber?"
"Artia."
"..."
"Soon, the glorious CCP will conquer everything. Japan will rejoin the middle kingdom as a subservient client state and Chinese will once more be mandatory in Japan's schools from primary school onwards.
"If Cover wants to survive as a business, and if you, Yagoo, want to avoid execution for anti-CCP behaviour, it needs a Chinese branch. It needs Chinese members.
"I am that member. Either you hire me, or we will destroy you and everything you've worked for.
"And rape your wife and children, of course.
"So what do you say, Yagoo-san?"

>>40267444
It's not red flag because any serious applicant is not going to be a degenerate stalker like everyone here is.

>>40267703
How is that even remotely a worry?
It's literally just schizo rrat from here. Nobody remotly competent and professional enough to get in is such a degenerate.

>>40272049
Fauna joined hololive just to meet and fuck the shork... No wonder she showed up at the Myth offcollab.

>>40275682
Well did they fuck?

>>40269011
>respectful and professional
>Called Zeta a bitch during a collab

>>40279427
bitch was asking for it big time

>>40266070
>Why yes I'm a hag enjoyer, how did you know?

Say that I have C4 strapped to my chest and will only leave the building once I plowed Pekora's asshole

>>40266070
Thank him for scouting Miko.