/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40250188
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>40250188
sauce: https://twitter.com/yoki0_0kana/status/1609609090233405440

https://twitter.com/hizakigamma/status/1610600313492500480

Magni is now in prison, picking up a bar of soap...

Magni is fighting for Altare's attention after that Monhun stream...

>>40250359
Little does he know that Axel is considering FF as well...

When is the annoucment?

>>40250208
Amen

>>40250570
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/3737737/tempus

>>40250208
Amen

>>40250208
AMEN

Always remember that Amelia Watson is Fujo Prime

>>40250284
Cavity Search.

>>40250661
Sorry, I still can't see them calling on Ame's birthday

Hey guys, I only have limited time today, what stream is worth watching besides the collab?

>>40250880
??? that anon is just reminding that Ame is one of /mans/fujos

hehehehehe

>>40251008
Aniki's ringfit

>>40251161
Final hours anons, will the nose be canon or not?

>>40251008
That's tough.
Magni's probably not going to play sos again, Axel's is short but it's a lot of the same (still fun), Altare's is part of a series.

good morning from burgerland, /MANS/

>>40251312
If no nose, I'll boycott Vesper

>>40251107
>Ame is one of /mans/fujos
Good joke

>>40251008
The MonHun VOD.

>>40251568
>el no sabe

I think Vesper should replace his editor Akashi with Stazch. Staz's editing is better for zoomers with low attention span.

>>40251568
>he doesn't know
Should i post the image again to see if it gets deleted again I posted it last time and I swear I did not delete it kek

>>40252080
Are you saying Vespers audience is zoomers and that he is trying to appeal to kids?

>>40252135
That's Magni's audience

good morning /mans/ i want to take vesper on a date

>>40252135
that's Altare's audience

>>40252135
That's Axels audience

Altare and Magni

>>40252135
That's RPR's audience

>>40252135
That’s Shrek’s audience.

>>40252135
That's my audience

>>40252135
That's Hololive's audience.

>>40252135
That's not Vesper's audience

>>40252203
>>40252241
>>40252261
>>40252449
>>40252597
I LOVE TEMPUS

>>40252727
nowa...

>>40252087
do it

>>40252135
that's me

>>40252855

V-Vesper...

>>40252946
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/39773344/#39775615

>>40252946
Do you think Pako is going to join Holostars EN? Or draw a character for them?

>>40252135
That's Omega's audience

>>40253003
join them? no way. draw a character? maybe

>>40252946
>>40252978
No fucking way this is real lmao

>>40252946
>lightmode
come on ame...

>>40252946

>>40253138
It isn't the same profile picture

>>40251008
Monhun shiny spicy guerilla

>>40251008
>besides the collab
/mans/ reading comprehension...
I really liked Magni's stream, he was extra silly

>>40253261
It is though?

>>40252946
Does it pass the timezone check?

>>40253365
It isn't, the size/zoom is slightly different

>>40252135
not exactly saying that, but Staz's clips featuring just things about Vesper can easily rack in views vs Akashi's where the only clips that were able to get over 100k are stuff that include the girls.
Staz is also good at pinpointing interesting moments and edit them to make moments more comedic. They were somehow able to make his PC build rating stream funnier than the original.

>>40253481
Nope. Same proportions.

>>40253617
wrong pic

>>40252969
need oji dick... im going through withdrawals

https://twitter.com/chnbni/status/1610622015152742404

>>40253706
I hope he teases me with his tongue before finishing me off

When's the reveal?

>>40253706
LET ME GO YOU UNLUCKY BITCH

>>40253706
vorefags eating well today (no pun intended)

>>40253706
ToT...

>>40253706
jesus...
have axelotls always been so small? i've noticed them like that in art a lot lately

>>40253833
Yes, we are based on axolotls after all and those are that small

>>40253751
scroll up there's a countdown link

>>40253544
Why Staz in particular? If we are talking numbers Khaos clips has a better track record and has pulled in higher numbers than 100k with Vesper.

>>40253706
i want to be devored and played with leader's skillful tongue ToT

>>40253544
I have no idea who this is. Link to the the rating vid? I can't be bothered to watch the whole thing.

>>40253706
I guess I'll be an axelotl now

>>40253706
If they're bite-sized I'd try them too

>>40254050
NTA. I don't usually watch clips of the boys because I prefer watching them live or watching the VOD. But this clipper removes a lot of the dead air Vesper usually has and just has the funny bits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k_psvVpE2c

>>40250188
Next Stream

Magni Witcher 3 endurance stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhHd3phC_CM

>>40254240
teamup anon is still asleep?

>>40253706
God I wish that was me

>>40254285
no idea, i just think its a good idea to put reminders in the thread i had no idea what teamup was until a few weeks ago

What did the axelotls do deserving to be eaten? Magmites are bastards so that's expected but axelotls are pretty cute and well-behaved.

Love this Shikai design.
https://twitter.com/an_Owlette/status/1610221435326177282

>>40254441
look delicious. the orange ones at least.

>>40254441

>>40254050
Tempus clipper that seems to be super consistent and is blowing up lately. Definitely give them a sub if you can, they watch and support all of the boys.

>>40253978
Khaos sorta fell off lately. Their new clips involving Tempus can't seem to hit 10k as often anymore. Plus staz is purely Tempus focused which imo is better.

>>40254537
Stop shilling your channel Staz

>>40254537
You talk like a clip channel

>>40254377
based. DnD ep6 is also next in ~4 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-mMX7QdgYY

Is Shiny Spicy unironically the most “bro” Tempus duo?

kinda not ready for a potential stars en2 but im more receptive of one new member. new member/s = more options for interactions at least, which is good.

YOOO THIS AXEL PARODY SONG IS SICK
https://youtu.be/PTV1ll7puIg

>>40254681
Slowchama...glad you found it now...

>>40254650
Nowa and Magni’s Sonic Frontier stream

>>40254650
gotta ask again amirite? >>40247256

>>40254681
>>40254537
whats with all these clippers shilling themselves recently kek

>>40253706
Getting tongue fucked by leader ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT

>>40254189
Thanks for the link.

>>40254537
Shut up.

>>40254733
They're desperate of views? if >>40254537 is Staz I would be really disapointed in him for shitting on other clippers

>>40254780
i just know he gives the most amazing head

>>40253706
that tongue ToT

Reminder that if you are also an altventurer he won't eat you even if you are an axelotl too because slime tastes disgusting

>>40254808
I'm >>40254537 and i'm not Staz. I'm just someone that sees an opportunity for the boys to get a bit of growth and I wanted to promote it. Sorry if I came off as too pushy.

>>40254824
I WILL NEVER BE VESPER SHUT UP

>>40254733
>Why are people who are building a livelihood around the content Tempus produces being shilled in a place that supports Tempus?

That being said, death to clippers, to paraphrase my Temposhi.

>>40254862
>Temposhi
What a retarded name

>>40254824
>>40254859
t. Vesper

>>40254850
not true. he’s made references to slurping us up as mana potions before. i wanna be mana for leader!

>people itt not understanding that clips help with growth/exposure
no wonder holostars is such a failure kek

reminder altare is very skillful with his mouth/tongue demonstrated by the whistling last night

>>40254914
Holostars only get clips like this >>40254484

>>40254850
He definitely said he'd devour his slimes as well. Though he had mentioned sparing some that in the cultare

>>40254441
Cute aggression. Look it up.

AME PLEASE POST YAOI TO SCARE TOURISTS, NOW

>>40254909
>>40254949
>one fear

>>40254942
i need blowjob altare art now

Only Vesties are safe.

>>40255013
they're not safe from my dick when I rape them

>>40255013
If they have a nose, otherwise there's no safety to be found here.

>>40254942
I want to watch him eat and devour Axel's axelotls ToT

>The Cultare gets health insurance, dental coverage, and even get assistance paying for lawsuits if they get into trouble
>All that’s required in exchange is their ritual sacrifice once the time comes
Are they the most beloved fanbase by their leader?

>>40254980
Stop being yume phobic

*stabs all the tourists with knives*

I HOPE that the Monhun streams will lead to badass art of the boys but I have little faith because women are carrying their art scene.

>>40255131
then draw it yourself fag

>>40255131
then stop being lazy and do your art reps so you can make badass art for them. Fujos do their art reps all the time.

>>40255131
Then draw you something, complainer chama

>>40255122
So cool...

エロい…
https://twitter.com/e1ectricee1s/status/1610630195253481475

>>40255072

>>40255122
kakkoii bossu

>>40255261
キモい

>>40255261
I think Gamma should lend his brother his new year outfit

>>40255358
Magni will get arrested again...

I love our Tempus clippers. Thanks for making things easier on the VOD gang and giving more exposure to our boys!

>>40255636
I hate >our Tempus clippers. Fuck you for catering VODfags and exposing our boys to haters and unicorns!

>>40255636
based. gotta be grateful for the people that take the time out of their day to clip those long VODs.

>>40254850
I beg to disagree

I'm not sure how to feel about Magni's fagness considering he's actually a semi-fag

>>40255959
you either accept it or you dont. I like Magni but it turns me off from time to time so he's my least watched Tempus member.

>>40255959
stick a dildo in your ass and imagine it's magni, might help you decide

>>40255837
Would Leader fuck his beloved slimes?

>>40255959
Straightbro...

>>40256052
Can't believe he didn't get suspended for it, dare I say some favoritism going on?

>>40256052
Link? I can't find axels comment

>>40255122
He's so cool...

>>40256078
as an Axelotl I'm grateful but it does set a bad precedent for Cover as a company ngl

>>40256078
altare and magni both want it so noting to get suspended over

>>40256078
Management tried to but he fucked them in the ass too, he's unstoppable now

>>40256176
sasuga, dingo...

>>40256122
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1326355021093498880

I'm watching VODs and I knew it, he'd be playful and shit and then fucking giggle.
Also, what was that whistling? What are you doing to me? I don't like this. I need a drink

>>40256176
>but he fucked them in the ass too
E-even female staff...?

>>40256078
they know it's just a little hee hee haa haa

>>40256038
maybe

>>40256216
No, he fucked them in the pussy

So what do you think the announcement tonight will be?
ID girls just got their kimonos announced

>>40256052
Wonder who he'd choose to knot

>>40256216
Yes, because he's not sexist

>>40256216
Can't risk impregnation

>>40256216
ESPECIALLY female staff

>>40256214
Anon… don’t fight it. Just allow yourself to gosling for Altare.

>>40256038
I'd think if they figure out how to combine they'd fuck him

>>40256282
For some lore project like manga or audio drama

>>40256293
Altare to establish dominance

>>40256293
magni of course

>>40256282
NY outfits+Live2D mascots

>>40256293
alpha axel knotting alpha altare...

>>40256282
Vesper 2
They made a second one

>>40256442
Now that you mention it, how many mascots are in EN?

>>40256464
they had to make a 2nd because the first one stopped streaming…

>>40256482
everyone has one

>>40256432
>>40256454
so sex ToT.....

>>40256390
ToT the cultare slimes collectively molesting their beloved leader!

How would you guys feel if they announced character mascots instead of fan rep mascots lmao

>Maguni liked my art for the first time ever
Awawa...

>>40256544
I rather have that over fan rep mascots kek. Not that they are bad or whatever but I wanna see more lore shit

>>40256464
Holy shit 2 Vespers, Tempus is saved

>>40256490
The streaming monster...

>>40256544
I'd be happy. That just means a bigger repertoire of fat fucks to draw.

>>40256544
i dont mind either, just means i get to draw them with more cute little dudes

>>40256595
>lore shit
i hate the idea that everyone has a small furry sidekick, that's pretty weak lore

hello /MANS/ hope everyone's having a fine day, all three straights, yumes and fujo/dans
also what the fuck was with the sudden intrusion of cunnyposters yesterday?

>>40256591
Post that shit

>>40256361
I don't think I'm that far gone, it's just temporary confusion I'm sure of it. A drink might be all I need to get rid of these strange thoughts. I'll watch his stream while I'm drinking to build up immunity. That should do the trick. I can't have weird revelations about myself at this age please no.

Do I treat myself to some nice dinner tomorrow or do I superchat. I hate how this is my thought process now.

>>40256591
Doesn’t it feel good to be acknowledged?

>>40256709
Just give in, silly. Why would you want to deny this precious boy anyway?

>>40256667
>with the sudden intrusion of cunnyposters yesterday
What?

>>40256210
Nowa...

>>40256709
>I'll watch his stream while I'm drinking to build up immunity
Bad idea, terrible idea. The exact same opposite thing will happen and you know it.
>I can't have weird revelations about myself at this age please no
That's just part of life regardless of how old you are, nothing you can really do about it other than accept it and move on

>>40256803
nowa baby...

>>40256078
Why would he get suspended? Use your brain anon. As long as the people on the receiving (heh) end are fine with it then nothing's wrong.

Kind of nuts that Altare's cum gives you a +5 attack boost ToT

>>40256780
Always treat yourself first, nigga

>>40256880
sleepy altare really let's loose huh

>>40256282
Whatever it is it'll draw tourists like flies, I hope the fujos are prepared to work overtime.

>>40256880
okay what did i miss in the monhun stream

>>40256946
gotta get my gay porn stash ready

>>40256896
what's up with tempus fans and being eaten/seen as food by their respective oshis except for the vesties, maybe

>>40256883
Thanks. I put in the reservation. I'm going to eat good tomorrow.

>>40256780
Treat yourself, take a nice picture and tweet it at your broshi to see if they like it.

>>40256972
A lot of very suggestive moments (nothing outright said), but mainly just bros being dorks

>>40256880
my lorefag ass wants to come up with how that would work

>>40257013
It started with Axel saying he wanted to eat the axelotls near debut or so, and then slowly started spreading to the other boys. Also Vesper alluded to having a vore kink, but obviously eating bats is a yab so he and the vesties aren't touching that with a 10 inch spear...

>>40257074
Altare drinks an mpreg potion from Magni without anyone realizing.

>>40257039
Have fun anon

>>40252946
Would've been actually believable if one of you guys made it a full blue background for the pfp. Wasted potential

>>40256282
Prolly the same

>>40257239
kimono + mascots like some of council got would be pretty cool

>>40257128
On purpose or did Magni trick him?

>9 PM PST
>the announcement is a 2.0 of the boys models
>magni's eyes aren't as far apart
>axel's mouth now closes
>vesper's chin is longer, as a bit
>altare's jacket can be removed

Altare would make a good mommy… he’s already a cute mama bird to his Cultare, letting them eat before him and paying for their needs…

>>40257128
Talking about the >spoilers but this is good too

>>40257299
picrel makes this seem like a catalog post... i hate it.

>>40257299
>magni's eyes aren't as far apart
based
>axel's mouth now closes
unbased
>vesper's chin is longer, as a bit
based
>altare's jacket can be removed
based

>>40257199
but it's the same bg color? >>40253658

>>40257299
Wait a second you do are onto something.
Remember that Altare leaked his hood? It seemed like it was supposed to be revealed at some event later, but when would they have done it? This would be the perfect opportunity to show off some special stuffs that got added to their models

>>40257299
>axel's mouth now closes
It already does, see the Wheel of Tempus stream.
Axel just does that

Hope someone makes a Catxel Koikatsu card

>>40257575
the way we all knew this wasnt axel because the model kept his mouth closed kek

>>40257547
>israel...

>>40257634
Sephiroth was Altare all along...

>>40257634
sephitare...

>>40257634
I want him to 3D debut with wings that would be the most kino shit ever

>>40257299
>altare can remove his jacket
i sleep
>altare can remove his jacket AND his hoodie, leaving him in his tunic and showing his bare arms
now i’m awake.

>>40257299
>axel's mouth now closes
Soulless
>altare's jacket can be removed
Make it so that it removed his whole clothing instead ;)

>>40257687
Go back to sleep, that ain't it

>>40257575
>Axel is a mouth breather

>>40257796
>mouth breeding axel
nice

>>40256214
Dangerous territory

Since Uproar and the IDs got their new years outfits, surely its the boys getting theirs too right?

>>40258053
Don't count on it

>>40258053
Their announcements were very clearly for outfits though

>>40257299
I wonder why Altare doesn't include this in his ref sheet tweets.

>>40258053
>holoproEN management doing something right for once

>>40258117
Has he even seen it? His mama only posted the other two afaik
https://twitter.com/kurahanastaff/status/1550826211546640384

>>40258130
The AW outfit teaser for the OG9 showed 18 colors, uproar already got theirs and I was expecting Tempus to be the next ones, ID will have theirs in February so I still have hope, but probably management wants to to some lore shit instead of an outfit.

>>40258130
They have done everything right for tempus and only tempus so far

>>40258117
>arrow shape on top pointing down
>arrow shape on legs pointing up
It's all pointing directly to his crotch.

>>40258269
I would agree if it wasn't because starsjp (management, not the talents, the talents loves the boys) doesn't give a fuck about tempus

>>40258269
But then what's the "new friends" line about? Maybe it's just outfits and mascots?

>>40258257
He posted it in the past.
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1571712453569806337
It's also in his official talent page.
https://holostars.hololivepro.com/en/talent/regis-altare/

>>40258422
"new friends" are the fans. simple as.

>>40258423
Man.. I've seen the THE HOLOSTAR image but I've never actually gone on to any of their pages...

>>40258422
The new outfits are the friends we made along the way...

>>40258272
lol

>>40258423
how do the casting agents do it...

>>40258575
They find people to fit the character

>>40258626
correct, that is what casting agents do

>>40258575
>jobber
prophet agents...

>>40258361
But that's because StarsJP aren't in charge of the boys though? Why would they care?

>>40258575
Is his own description doing this to him?

>>40258361
I doubt they don't care about them since from a marketing perspective Tempus would give great numbers to the JPs and also they've included Tempus in the new year and Christmas 3D decorations for the Holostars office alongside having a cameo on starkore (For comparison it's going to be a year since their 3Ds and no myth members aside from Gura and Ina have appeared on Hologra.)
>>40258422
I fin the video too extra to be for outfits and the mascot argument is quite dumb since mascots are a silly thing either the audience, talent or papa comes up with. Neither of them is worth having a video teaser.

dicey dungeons continuation doko?

>>40258575
cursed since recruitment...

>>40258575
>bungles everything he touches
That somehow feels like a worse way of saying he fucks up a lot

please be a sexy ambiguous brown member im begging you i love the boys but i need a semen demon specifically to my taste

>>40258754
But JP isn't in charge of StarsEN, why would they add them in the AW outfit teaser when it's EN who's in charge of anything related to them?

I need all 4 boys to do ringfit streams simultaniously so I can see who has the most stamina in bed.

when is the reveal

>>40258754
>>40259152
just kiss and make out already

>>40258829
Hopefully nowhere, boring ass game

>>40259238
Has there ever been a ring fit collab stream? Need one with Vesper and Axel when he gets to Japan ToT

>>40257299
>vesper's chin is longer, as a bit
fucking KEK'd

>>40259152
I don't think they have no communication with the EN management, adding 4 more colors to the teaser do they get hyped up too doesn't take any work.
That or the colors doesn't mean anything and we're adding randomly.

>>40259238
same, I'll let Magni sit this one out though

>>40259238
That but rimjob instead.

WHERE IS THIS FROM
https://files.catbox.moe/nxh99s.mp3

>>40259427
Undertale

>>40259427
undertale is this when he met that bunny girl walking a bunny on a leash KEK

>>40259427
How do you not recognize the music anon

>>40259474
>>40259477
THANK YOU ToT

Bunxel Bunxel Bunxel ToT

ahhh I wanna have anal sex with vesmama's large dumpy

>>40258422
for all we know their new outfits could have been made with life fibre, the "new friends" are the clothes themselves dood

I love this artist

>>40259567
tempus in slutty tight clothes ToT

some of you will be disappointed because the announcement is just for their new song :)

>>40259741
That's literally exactly what I want so I better not be disappointed

a new full TEMPUS song? what is to be disappointed with that? I say, that's a huge win if true

>>40259741
No way it's just a song cover, I don't believe it.

>>40259924
Orisong

>>40259924
>cover

>>40259741
Song collab with ID, their new friends.

i think its new year outfits, they had to wait for vesper to escape his family so they can do the relay

>>40253706

Prob mascots or sametinget, but would love to see them unveil another member and watch "EN3 doko?" people implode

There would be silhouettes if it was outfits

Watching the story of seasons vod. holy fucking shit magni

Be honest with me, do anons /here/ really enjoy 'Top of the World'?

I think the announcement is about their group orgy during Valentines day.

>>40260210
Yes.

>>40260138
EN3 doko people are just neglected chumbuds and takodachis. Must suck if your oshi doesn't stream.

>>40260210
Fuck no

>>40260210
I like the "sailing the same boat, boys" bit but that's about it

>>40260210
I have never listened to it. Technically I listened to the first 10 seconds of it but I cringed out and I never tried again.

>>40260210
It's alright. It's mostly stuck in my head because of leader though.

>>40260216
this WHORES better stream it

>>40260254
>are just neglected chumbuds and takodachis
Are you trying to bait our /mans/chumbies/takos overlaps, aren't you?

>>40260210
Kinda, it grows on you and I can see it as a cheesy group song with a nostalgia vibe (especually if they would perform it in 3D on stage it would make me cry I think). But is it good good? Nah

>>40260138
People asking for more don't watch anyone currently available and likely won't watch anyone that'll debut in the future, they'll just switch to asking for EN4 or StarsEN3. It's just shitposters is what I'm saying.

>>40260210
i liked astel's version better

>>40260210
decent, more memorable than the other group songs from EN
nijien's songs are better overall though, except the latest which was forgettable

>>40260210
The lyrics are too cheesy for it to be enjoyable

>>40260381
Only a select few people on /vt/ actually WATCH streams, the rest only watch clips at best and infer what is going on from context while liveposting at worst.

>>40260254
who cares what they want? this is a holostars general.

>>40260210
Will never go out of my way to listen to it

>>40260454
Tempus general, not holostars

>>40260210
I like the whistle cover leader did. I would not listen to the song on its own though.

>>40260408
I only liked the first two niji group songs, the rest is shit too imo.

>>40260210
I do enjoy Top of the World, the full version though dood. The MV sucks balls dood

>>40260210
It was cheesy then, and it's still cheesy now. Overall, i feel neutral about it.

>>40260120
God I wish altventurers did kidnap me ToT

>>40260496
The male songs suck monkey dicks, but all the female wave songs have been good. God Sees All is god-tier.

But jesus, 4am kinda sucks

>>40260498
MV could be better but it gave us crop top Axel so it's fine and others

>>40260120
Unity~

>>40260625 (me)
woops forgot to delete "and others"

>>40260645
I... I don't like that kind of unity, anon...

>>40260210
The song is a banger but sadly at the time half of them couldn't even sing properly and it shows with the heavy use of autotune.
Magni has improved a lot since then and Nowa haven't really done much about it so far.

Did Altare and Axel already do their Monhun collab? Wasn't it supposed to be tomorrow night?

>>40260678
cum chalice...

>>40260608
God sees all is fine, but I find the part where they only speak and don't sing kinda cringe.

>>40260678
>is a banger
The pre-chorus doesn't even rhyme
I think the vocals wouldn't have saved it - the lyrics are terribad

Nijiniggers...

I need another karaoke stream

>>40260210
it counts if I like Top of your Girl instead? because I like that version a lot...

>>40260210
Without it we would not have on top of your girl, a certified /mans/ classic

>>40260732
nigga this isn't /NijiEN/

>>40260790
>>40260818
post it onegai

>>40260348
This is a Tempus thread why should anyone care?
If you watch both that's fine but this thread is not about you or your oshi therefore no one is gonna post with your feelings in mind.

>>40260711
Guerilla cause they wanted to, why not. The scheduled one will be their second one

Since it's dead hours, I have a question.
Aside from our fujoshis being on Twitter, do you guys discuss the boys on other sites?

>>40260138
>>40260254
They're the worst desu I hate seeing Holofans making bait thread after bait thread and I've specially seen them tweeting at tempus on twitter too.

>>40260874
>axel likes guerillas
>guerilla = gorimane
I've connected the dots

>>40260740
The lyrics are bad because from what I can understand is not written by an english speaker.
Literally one of the original lines were "Sailing the same boat. Nice!"

mascot predictions?
>altare
eagle, maybe a fat one like lui's ganmo
>axel
dog.. cerberus? like his 3 "tails" but heads instead
>magni
something inanimate or chimeric
>vesper
bat is an easy guess but vesties already took the form

>>40260842
That's what yagoo wants you to believe.

>>40260924
it's not holofans lol these are shitposters

>>40260754
I don't actually watch Niji, I just like to check out songs. Gomen anon.

>>40260990
Its definitely holofans but thats off topic anyway

>>40260939
>cerberus axel
h-hot...

>>40260990
>All of them having Hologirl profile pic
>All baiters being IRyStocrats and chumbuds
I doubt they're all pretending.

>>40260851

https://files.catbox.moe/triogd.mp3

Oh, I can see the board, seething as they cry, every day
Shitposting their pains
I can tell they're clearly gay

Oh, here and now, the time’s come
Let’s sing it loud and clear
Oh, wow-wow
Are you ready to take the red pill
About your virtual star?
We don’t have limits
You'll never stop us
All of us, we’ll prove your Oshi's a whore

So here we are
On top of your girl
You will die all alone
While I take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way
With collabs every day
Fuck your feelings, rest in peace
Your dear waifu's barely my side piece
May be hard to swallow
This red pill

Oh, I can see your girl, using her real laugh everyday
Even if you're mad
I will still get her dm's

Oh, here and now, the time’s come
Let’s sing it loud and clear
Oh, wow-wow
Are you ready to take the red pill
About your virtual star?
We don’t have limits
You'll never stop us
All of us, we’ll prove your Oshi's a whore

Ain’t no one standing in our way
We'll do it again, today
Gura may end up being the last
But don't be afraid
Mori's gonna get her laid

(Guitar Solo)

We’ll be the first ones to make a harem
There is no limit
In Hololive
Tempus Boys

So here we are
Using every hole, noice!
You will die all alone
While I take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way

So here we are
On top of your girl
You'll die alone
I'll take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way
With collabs every day
FUCK your feelings, rest in peace
Your dear waifu's barely my side piece
May be hard to swallow
This red pill

>>40260663
What were you going to say originally?

>>40260678
It's not even just their fault, these Cover led group songs always sound awful. The Myth Country Roads cover was so awful that even the girls openly talk shit about it.

>>40260120
I thought we were friends...

>>40261082
>I can tell they're clearly gay
i fucking lost it

>>40257383
BOO

>>40260939
>Vesper
Shitposty answer is a sentient something with googly eyes. Spear, teacup, etc

>>40260210
I don't know but leader has sung it to me so many times I know it by heart so I guess yes

>>40261082
It's just so damn good kek

>>40261082
this is too based

>>40261042
waaaa CUTE RABBITS

>>40261152
I love you Axelotl. I would never hurt you. Trust me :3

>>40261082
KEK amazing

>>40261152
I mean. Have you never felt the desire to bite a friend? Either as a dumb bit or some weird cuteness aggression thing because you love them?

>>40261125
>crop top Axel and others
im ESL gomen...

>>40253706
Why is this hot haha

>>40260932
the song is only cringe because we hear it in english, if they were jp lyrics no one would bat an eye kek

>>40261390
you want to get vored by leader?

>>40261277
Suspicious

>>40261167
MODS

>>40261167
>now that the dust has settled...

>>40261277
I DON'T TRUST YOU
ANIKI WHERE ARE YOU UUUUUUU
>>40261291
love bite/nibble = ok
getting vored = not ok

Magni's excitement over getting Axel at the end of his stream was really cute...

hehehehehehehehehe

>>40260210
It’s an awful song and I never listen to it but I still have a soft spot for it for meme reasons. I honestly wish we had NijiEN’s producers.

>>40261807

shitsureishimaaaaaaaaaaaasu

Does anyone have this picture but with tempus instead? I believe they were 2 floating around and one of them being retweeted by one of the boys very early on but I can't find it.

>>40260922
Hate Reddit, hate Twitter (besides lewds), hate YouTube, simple as. /mans/ is unironically the best place to talk about the boys. Havent checked Tumblr in ages so I cant say much but I imagine it's marginally better but slower than Twitter.

>>40262019

>>40262019
It would be nice to have an edit with Ame to use with the shitsureishimasu anon

>>40261167
I'm not sure what possessed me to do this.

>>40260922
Name me another site with anonymity and popular enough to have a topic about vtubers.

>>40262181
Altare looks like an alien

>>40262181
Gramps got jaundice

>>40262181
wasted opportunity to make a baldtare edit

>>40262080
>Tumblr
That site is pretty much dead when it comes to Holostars/Tempus content.

>>40262181
Nort Vesper...

>>40262080
No discord?

i'd give this man the sloppiest wettest leg trembling hands desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath "i can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting back arching edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spot tongue twisting around tip-tapping against mouth sideways licking spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face slower then faster then a little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra balancing golden light like a halo around the tip noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head

>>40261082
I wish Tempus could know about this, this is hilarious on its own. But I hate containment breaching so they better not

Hey there Anon, are you perhaps making instant ramen? Perhaps you need this Instant Ramen Timer (Ver. Shien). It's VERY cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzkxMs82GTs

>>40262504
NTA but that's where the discordmites congregate.

>>40262581
I love my StarsJP oshi so much

>>40262576
Don't worry, leader and magni are confirmed /here/, sooner or later they will find this here

>>40260210
More catchier than half of the Vtuber songs I've heard so I guess it's good. But if it weren't for Tempus' connection to it I would have thought it was meh. I still sing along to it every time

>>40262627
We know, Ame, we know.

axelotls gomen but leader is hungry https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1610683573190758407?s=20&t=yk8UAAXS4FnXoonRL7OIQQ

>>40261082
/MANS/ sings when?

>>40262819
ME ME ME

>>40260210
no, I actually dont enjoy most vtuber songs. I only loop it to support them.

>>40260210
I unironically like it. Cheesy, engrish as hell with copious autotune on top of being a pretty generic idol song. But fuck man, I cant help loving it. I will actually cry if they ever perform it live. Happy to be sailing the same boat.

>>40262819
leader in his vore era, i see…

How did axelotls ended up becoming the designated sacrifice in general anyway?

>>40262552
wtf i dont remember typing this?

>>40263150
Aloof owner brings them into the Cult meetings and leaves them there without thinking

>>40262956
right now

>>40262819
ToT

>>40263150
Axel talked about eating fried axolotls.

>>40263150
Blame our aniki for leading us to that path

Alt. outfit hopes for the boys?
personally I want a butler style outfit for Vesper. His eagerness to please and submissive nature would be so perfect for it.