/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40204035
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

SHINY SPICY LOVE

>>40204035
Thanks Baker
>>40204072
Amen

>>40204072
Amen

>>40204156
i love that video

shitsureishimaaaaaaaaaaasu

>>40203951
Don't think you can escape, anon. Where is the riptare fic

Do you think altare will be a human purist or will he spec anto alien abilities

>>40204453
The abilities are cool so I hope he goes for them

>>40204420
I am also interested

Noticed there is gonna be a announcement schedule on Holostars English's official channel in my holodex.Any idea on what its gonna be?I hope its new years outfit for the bois.

>>40204411
What do you want Ame?

>Archer/Ranger
>Rogue/Thief/Assassin
>Paladin/Cleric
>Priest/White Mage
>Warlock/Wizard/Black Mage
>Tinkerer/Artificer
>Druid
>Berserker/Barbarian
So these are all the possible RPG archetypes for the next Tempus wave right?

>>40204632
we're just as clueless as anyone else. The boys did a good job at hiding that there was even gonna be an announcement.

>>40204632
>holodex

>>40204707
>hiding
they likely didn't even know about it, Cover doesn't tell the talents much when it comes to this stuff because of potential leaks

>>40204748
better than the teamup anon who takes 2 days to update the schedule

>>40204632
You mean the event made by a fan?

>>40204684
Some you're forgetting
>saber
>lancer
>caster
>rider

>>40204807
be happy we have a teamupanon at all

>>40204816
>made by a fan?
Damn didnt notice, but i really do hope the bois get new year outfits.

>>40204684
>wave

>>40204684
Vesper is some sort of wizard/caster. He's got a magic tome.

>>40204869
Anon. These are the Tempus boys

>>40204684
I get the vibe that Axel's a berserker, no?

>>40204684
>Bard
Vsinger incoming

hehehehehe

>>40204684
>wave

>>40205121
Pretty sure its well known we have some nijifags hanging around /here/.

>>40204684
>no bard/dancer/jester
>no dark knight/black knight
>no beast tamer/trainer/summoner
>no race-as-class like elf/dwarf

>>40204072
Amen.

>>40204649
Shien and Axel offcollab announced yet?

>>40204684
>Paladin/Cleric
>Erky Timbers is a Cleric
HES IN

>>40205082
whore...

>>40204632
Magni will be hanged, drawn and quartered on stream

>>40205290
Ame, Axel is your kohai, you should know better than us...

>>40204684
I need a sexy tanned/ambiguous brown bard NOW

>>40204816
it's technically a placeholder for announced streams that don't have a proper frame yet

>>40204684
RPR as the Tempus archer.
Some kino singer as the Tempus Bard.

>>40204684
not even close

So what are the chances the leaked logo from the vsinger from months ago was real??

>>40205194
Well yeah since one of the talents is a nijifag
https://youtu.be/gIJN9SoSD0M?t=5397

>>40205441
>RPR
>shinigami
>katana-wielder
archer was your best bet?

>>40205355
I get too flustered when thinking about them together and I can't even ask him about it

https://twitter.com/LazyRabbitZ/status/1610284383403143169

>>40205492
i havent watched magni gameplay in months but anons /here/ werent kidding when they said he jumps around in circles while on a tangent

>>40205492
did you forget altare loves alban and axel is chummy with ren

>>40205479
I havent seen that, can you show please?

>>40205597
You're missing out

>>40205620
>axel is chummy with ren
A few twitter interactions doesn't really justify this. If anything Axel's closest niji friend is kuku

>>40205624
iirc his lore is being the King of Elysium or some loreshit like that and he is a polyglot

>>40204684
Next tempus wave will be the guy trying to resolve the singularity and kill the evil administrator (demon lord)

>>40205755
Isn't everyone in Tempus literally a polyglot? Maybe not Altare since he claims he don't speak korean well

>>40205705
Don't think I've seen that name on his friend lists unlike Ren

>>40205813
Huh? None of them are. Axel is the only bilingual.

>>40205813
do you know what a polyglot is anon?

>>40205833
Well he didn't invite Ren for a guerilla menshi fallguy's game that's for sure

>>40205676
nah i like watching decent gameplay

Why are men such tribalfags

>>40205556
Wrong.
All of them are whores.

>>40206012
its in their DNA

>>40205813
burgerchama...

>>40206012
Men are better at tribalfagging than women

>>40206012
They need to fight for something and these guys have nothing

>>40206088
TEMPUS LOVE

>>40205991
>Missing out on Maguni being cute and drunk
https://youtu.be/ZpvzmVMzg9E?t=6985

>>40205556
Stop attention whoring.

>>40206139
Make me big boy

>>40205971
what do you think it means?

>ywn wake up next to altare
why live

>>40206020
Tempus being a Hero Guild is just a front to a brothel

>>40206161
But anon, this friday he's going to simulate that.

>>40206161
If you happen to fall asleep next to Leader, you are definitely not waking up the next day

>>40205536
Amelia please...

>>40206196
He should stimulate my prostate with his penis instead of you get what I mean

>>40206213
Hot. Either one is good.

>>40206213
that sounds ideal.

>>40206196
I'm ngmi when I finally get the asmr

>>40206213
getting killed my makima altare would be an honor but I would rather be awake when it happens so I can have the full experience

You now remember that Axel forgot to do his homework and invited you on a date if you let him copy yours

>>40206631
WHORE

>>40206631
Axel dreams about manechan

>>40205536
Too bad Ame was streaming at the same time as Axel so she missed out on him revealing he’s IRL Shien.

>>40206161
>We know, Vesper

>>40206680
Narrator: She called him a whore, but when on the date anyway.

>>40206631
what ever happened to the JP version of this

Axel Syrios

>>40206631
>Axel would barge in uninvited
>Asks to let him copy your homework
>He promises he'll make up for it by taking you out to get bakery goods from the bakery you two always walk by after school
>You were going to say yes regardless but tell him to double whatever amount he was going to buy you
>Fast-forward a few days later
>As you are cracking jokes with him, bicking over taro vs red bean the cashier asks comments on how cute you two are
>Axel cheerfully replies with NAH SHES MY MATE HAHAH MY BRO
How would you react

Trust me, trust me, I saw it with my own eyes

>>40205452
So [Yellow Circle] is basically Tempus, right?
Taking some shots in the dark for Gen2 [Crimson Circle] to try and compliment each other and Tempus

>>40207257
The authentic Tempus BFE

>>40207342
Vesper is more arcane than you think.
What kind of class is adventurer?

Next Stream
Altare playing Prey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SUJdJc3XjQ

>>40205452
>>40207342
Using power of basic fucking geometry I bring you gen 2 and gen 3

>>40207604
why the thumnnail

>>40207564
Vesper is supposed to be a 'scholar', loremaster was the closest I could find. Adventurer was the closest I could find to a 'Hero' class.

>>40207686
Based paternbro. Honestly all those parties sound pretty sick

>>40207564
>the luck stats
lol

https://twitter.com/swdrk_/status/1610327057787158528?t=Xz7QgCuOGnMLxyIInhbxUA&s=19
Cute! By the artist who drew Magni's birthday merch

>>40207925
Magni looks so good here

>>40207686
HE'S IN

>>40207976
Magni looks good in every art besides the one used in his model

>>40207925
I love Ame's sister energy with Axel and Magni

https://twitter.com/p01102018/status/1610132087696154624

I want new Tempus outfits

please let there be a second himbo tank class

>>40207925
Keep giving more more of that twitter art

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>40206998
Does female sóyjaks exist? Because I don't think fujos have beards.

>>40204783
but Altare did a voiceover for the announcement tweet

>>40208428
Do*

I don't think it's worth making an entire new thread about this, but Hololive EN Talents in general have absolutely fucked up every chance to get a decent, well-watched TTRPG going. Mori flaked as a GM for Myth, and now Vesper is deliberately sabotaging the VODs for his run for Stars (not to mention his rage attack that cancelled a proper game due to him being suspended). At this rate we're never going to have a proper GM except with indies and JP.

>>40208468
t. indie

>>40208468
I have hope for the next Tempus campaign.

>>40208424
Official mascots hopefully

There's still like a day from now, I wonder if the guys will adress the announcement at all in their streams. Of course not saying exactly what it is but I am just curious if it will happen, the closest stream from now is leader's.

>>40208581
"So you guys may have heard about the announcement on Twitter. Just wait for it to be revealed tomorrow, okay? *giggles*"

NOWA ON THE TELLY

Se mueve...

>>40208753
ToT

NO SE MUEVE YOU FUCKERS

when will altare do a naked dogeza? february?

>>40208743
i heard it in my mind

>>40208743
Hopefully no giggles, Altare's giggles make me feel weird, it makes me want to tease him until he cries and then spoil him till he giggles again. I don't like having these thoughts about him. I don't know if he'll leak whatever the announcement is about but I hope there are absolutely no giggles.

>>40208468
kys nigger

>>40209291
>i don’t like having these thoughts about him
why not?

>>40209100
end of feb if the podcast isn't out by then

>>40208278
They barely interact with each other...

>>40208468
>I don't think it's worth making an entire new thread about this
but think about the (You)s you'll get for this bait

>>40209368
I don't know, I've never felt this way before , it's weird and I don't like it.

>>40209475
are you male or female anon

>>40209373
Which it won't

>>40209373
if anything it should be Nowa doing the dogeza. Altare unironically did nothing wrong to delay the podcast/s

One Altare naked dogeza/500 push-ups apology stream is worth 50 episodes of the podcast. And I’m not joking.

How many episodes of DnD will there be in total? I'm waiting until they're all out before I watch it all
>>40209582
two more weeks anon
trust the plan

Overlord new doujin is absolute sex

>>40209855
9

>>40209871
wrong thread

>Vesper is soft graduated
>Magni is crippled for life and could die at any moment
So we're at 2 out of 4 now and there's also a constant risk that at any point Axel could rape some JP neesan and go to jail leaving us with 1 Tempus total
Gen 2 might seem too soon, but maybe it isn't...?

>>40205348
h-hot...

ogey

>>40209821
the push ups make my yume brain short circuit so I hope it happens but also unless someone else fucks up his plans again the podcast should come around soon

>>40209959
kys nigger

>>40205800
>Resolve the singularity
"It's escapism! It's not healthy!"
-True Hero says as he destroys Elysium

>>40210046
slit your throat retard

>>40210046
>>40210119
lovers' quarrel... makeup sex will be mindblowing

what if gen 2 is just 4 new models and channels for leader to use whenever he feels like it?

>>40209821
Only if he struggles hard enough. If it's too easy or he goes slow and easy on himself it's not that fun

>40153010
>tweet went out 6 hours later
?????

Altare is so cute...

Altnowa ddlb on my mind.....I want Nowa to call Altare a good little boy while making him a heart shaped sandwich and animal cracker lunch

>>40210751
so cute ToT after lunch time it is time for videogames while wrapped in a blanket and holding his pikachu plushie

>>40210670
Who are you replying to?

>>40211026
playing video games wrapped up in his blankie, and clutching his pikachu plushie while leaning back against Nowa's chest while he reads a book/or dozing off, excitingly tugging at his sleeve to look at the screen when he beats a boss/hard level and Nowa praises him afterwards!! ToT

>>40211027
>>40153010 obviously

Sadistic racially ambiguous dark knight for starsEN2

>>40211162
>racially ambiguous dark knight
You mean like, Michael Jackson?

>>40211162
>racially ambiguous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihdKy0inSXc&t=2021s
Reality is a simulation and a scripted foreshadowing event for the teaser of the 5th member happened exactly twelve hours before the tweet.

>>40211304
He was definitely playing with us there

>>40211304
AIEEEE

>>40211304
you cant reroll luck, no matter what ffxiv wants you to believe

>>40211395
there's no way leader would have been kept in the dark about the 5th member. he voiced the teaser.

ALTARE WILL GET AN EAGLE MASCOT FINALLY YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Tempus extended edition LOTR marathon watchalong group collab when?

>>40211460
>inb4 the 5th member is Randy

>>40211304
this nigga hinting

>>40211304
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEADER TASUKETEEEEE

>>40209959
Axel is too busy getting making sweet love to mana-chan's sweet gorilla palms

>>40209398
I still like it tho

>>40212122
This vod deserved to live… Fuck Axel for being a dumbass

>>40212408
axel had a chaperone and somehow she was even dumber than him

>>40212408
>>40212449
Surely someone has a bootleg recording of it, right?

>>40212468
I know there is one, but I’m saying I wish it stayed up on the channel because it was one of his best streams

>>40212537
I don't get what made it so good that people keep saying it was his best stream? It was funny yeah but not heaps above some of his other streams

>>40212688
theyre horny for gorimane pls andastan

>>40212731
SEGS WUTG GIRUKKA0CGAB

>>40212688
they just like his manager

>>40212731
>>40212785
This

I always cringe at yabs so unfortunately Axel's become pretty unwatchable to me these days.

i keep going back and listening to nowa making cat noises.. so cute...

>>40212731
>>40212785
Naruhodo Incel-kuns...

>>40213033
this whore not knowing the sex appeal he holds will never not make me mad at him.. hearing him nyaa during the space made me diamonds..

>>40212688
I’ll put it next to his DDLC streams. Idk about rewatch value but it was very fun in the moment, because we were all really nervous about him potentially yabbing (which he did), Mane-chan’s antics, and the general kuso baking.

>>40211304
So the hidden new dude won't be from Elysium, how would that even work? Their lore is so confusing.

>>40213181
what did he do?

>>40213126
the clueless adds a lot to his appeal, honestly.

>>40213126
the fact that he doesn't understand but still goes along with it, especially when he's drinking..

i know he wants to be a wizard but that just makes me want to fuck him more

Guys
I'm the new character.
I'm from Hades

>>40213231
literally showed the back of his head kek
doxxed his mom's baking instagram
had sex with mane-chan while the stream was still live

>>40213225
it's a black guy from the tempus version of africa

>>40204035

You guys don't really believe Vesper is clueless about these things right lmao

>>40213225
>how would that work?
Like Altare.

>>40213295
>had sex with mane-chan while the stream was still live
holy based

>>40213316
He's a thousand year old vampire that's never had sex
Of course he doesn't understand. The man can't even get a boner because he has no blood

>>40213316
Reality is whatever I want it to be nigga

>>40213316
Who’s Vesper

>>40205492
Its cause of Aia and Scarle, they fucking love Magni, Aia especially says she likes how confident sounds and wishes she could do the same.
Everyone loves the mags.

>>40213298
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>40201835
For the anon looking for deleted fics posted around the beginning of November, this author deleted a second separate fic and merged the two parts into one here-
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42768234/chapters/107440371

>>40213432
Fair enough, I guess I'm just not into that kind of roleplay enough to be immersed.

>>40213291
Hadeez nutz

>>40213033
God this piece never fails to make me want to bury my face into his crotch, I need to molest this old man

>>40213513
You are really into roleplay inside of my reality.

>>40213316
Look, if his kayfabe dictates that he has to be clueless about these things, then so be it. But I do think that to some degree he might not be entirely convinced that people would openly thirst over him. That or he does, and I'm just an idiot and his ojisan charms are working on me.

>>40213295
Instagram?
The picture linked me to her FACEBOOK which felt even worse kek I felt like such a bad person for even trying to reverse image search

>>40212688
Realizing Axel's mom gave a retard who doesn't bake a recipe for a genoise cake and the ensuing disaster was amazing.

>>40213362
Huh?

>>40212940
there’s gonna be a moment where it crosses from “haha funny retard” yab to “this nigga getting suspended” yab and i can’t wait

>>40213548
https://youtu.be/YbLXVxGMUyM

>>40213592
I hate underage tourists like you

>>40213624
He'd have to kill a person to get suspended at this point

>>40213116
How can I be an incel if I've had sex? Checkmate fujo

>>40213623
leader was isekai'd into elysium, iirc.

>>40207247
grabbing his waist and breeding him

Could (you) fight a giant magmite?

>>40213586
Nowa oji playfully pretending no one's lusting over him so purposely makes us 10x hornier! Tackling and forcing him to have seggs for hours, making him do all sorts of humiliating acts while we dominate him!

>>40213624
Axel is too dumb to have a nigga moment like Vesper did

>>40213729
I have the power of Antnation behind me
I can beat any magmite

>>40213729
Yeah? They're squishy and edible.
It'd be like fighting a giant gummi bear.

>>40213316
I don't think he's absolutely clueless.
I think he's absolutely not used to it, trying to get used to it, but still in the back of his head suspects it might all be an elaborate bit.

>>40213811
But its gigantic, how are you gonna eat something that big.

>>40213850
Grooming an insecure ojisan into believing in his sexiness and self-worth ToT

>>40213769
god when will the vesties finally give him what he deserves and run a train on him until he passes out

>>40213238
>>40213254
he's extremely good at playing the "you want what you can't have" role.. it just makes my fantasies towards him a lot more violent ngl

>>40213811
Spoken like someone who's never seen Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2

>>40213850
I think he's a whore but he's trying to not cross that line with the vesties

>>40213912
Patience, and an army of starving african children

Vesper is way more savvy and manipulative than you guys seem to think he is.

>>40214043
good. I've always wanted to get groomed into pining for an abusive manipulative ojisan

>>40214043
ToT uohhhhh i'm being groomed by an ojisan!!!!! hot!!!!

are you guys actually this gay or is it all a bit

>>40213718
We both know that you haven't

>>40214043
Which is why I need to correct him now. I need to teach this slutty old man a lesson

>>40214043
ToT nowa oji grooming the vesties!

>>40214043
Like seriously, I can't believe he has you all fooled. Pretty based.

>>40214043
uooohhhh getting manipulated and abused by a sexy ojisan!!!! I hope he'll suck my money and life out completely!!!! HATE SEGGS!!!

>>40213850
Yeah this is the most likely answer I think

>>40214135
yes
*cums on you*

>anons try to psychoanalyze Vesper
>makes the yumes hornier

Flexing your forbidden knowledge doesn't make you cool here, go back

Did anybody here ever watch Myth DND? Is it worth a watch?

>>40214272
brainwashing... hot ToT

>>40214043
There have been people lining up to get into his free candy van since the beginning.
Except now the line is bigger.

>>40214193
I mean think about it...he's becoming a lot more sexual lately with the vesties after testing the waters a couple times, he tells them to punish him /bully him if he's ever streaming too long, or if he's late for a meeting.. He's becoming more parasocial too, especially during the twitter spaces...
He's hardcore grooming the vesties into helping him fufill his fantasy of being an uncle grandpa, and playing into his humiliation kink!!!! stay woke!!

>>40214315
ask /hlgg/

>>40214272
pretty sure that people have tried this with Altare before and it had the exact same effect on the altyumes.

>>40214315
They didn't play DND
The tutorial ones until they leave the grotto is worth the watch if you are talking about their TTRPG streams

>>40214439
Is DND and TTRPG not the same thing?

>>40214366
my diagnosis of altare is that he’s a cute little guy.

>>40214205
not so much fooled as I choose to believe because its hotter that way.. though the thought of him doing it on purpose is hot, too

>>40214366
I psychoanalyzed Leader to make his charm clearer, mind you. I'm wingmanning him.

>>40214496
Kinda based

>>40214366
I don't know what anyone expected making altare out to be a schizo desperate for victims is prime yume food

>>40214341
I hope the twitter spaces stay a rare thing, the new years one was just.. so perfect, but I want it to stay a rare treat because that makes it more special i'd also hate it if he was like that literally all the time, it's better in small doses

>>40214496
His charm is his autism though, not this fake psycho bit.

>>40214584
fr fr I need nowa oji to be my buddy first before my own personal slul

>>40214625
Disagree. I like both and wouldn't like either without the other.

>>40214625
Both are good

>>40214625
ESLchama...

>>40214625
So he's just Mumei but male korean?

>>40214456
DnD is just one system of tabletop RPGs
There's also Pathfinder, Cyberpunk, Call of Cthulhu, World of Darkness, etc.

I wish Altare can slit my stomach open with his gunblade and pull out my still warm intestines. I hope he'll sever them into pieces to feed his dogs or use my corpse as sacrifice for his Cultare rituals...

>>40214625
The psycho bit and his autism goes hand in hand, though. It all boils down to the fact that he's a cute chuuni fuck.

>>40214656
literally nothing sexier than a man that can make me laugh

>>40214685
no

I hate chuunis so fucking much

>>40214715
idk what i expected

I love chuunis so fucking much

>>40214685
I can't answer because the other is a literal who.

>>40214796
altare is the leader of the tempus guild, bro

>>40214663
Based and same, I want to cuddle with him and listen to his cute rambling about pikachu and pokemon cards in bed but I also want to be tortured slowly by him while he talks to me in his soft voice.

>>40214685
at first glance you'd think so but Altare's case the bit is more apparent since he also plays being self-aware. Closer to Mori than Mumei desu but "smarter"

>>40214870
I wish magni would draw himself and the other boys like this more. Magni sourced fan art

>>40214715
HOLY based

>>40214829
>literal who
>名無し無名
>owl
I guess I know Mumei better than you then kek

>>40214870
why wouldn't you post the link too
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1610383874051411969

>>40214918
I just wanted to make a joke

>>40214719
i’m so glad he embraced his chuunism because it’s just so damn cute. i don’t think he’s a psycho at all, he’s a sensitive little kid at heart that wants to be a big scary monster kek

>>40214867
he gets compared to nearly every holo at this point and he usually only shares one trait with them

>>40214949
kinda like a red panda, so cute

>>40214959
true sociopath

>>40212688
Why did it get taken down? I just saw segments of the stream with his girl manager moving around stuff while wearing gorrila gloves.

>>40214959
leader is complicated

If announcement is a fifth member, should he be added to the thread? What if it's a new gen?

>>40215022
already discussed

>>40215022
One new guy can't sustain his own thread, so it's better to add him here. An entire gen though? Make a new thread.

>>40215003
scroll up and you will see this question already got answered

>>40215022
we'll cross that bridge tomorrow if it shows up

>>40215022
shit...a new member would ruin this generals kino name....

>>40214715
Hot, but how exactly are these rituals performed?

>>40215151
/mans+/ like the gays do

>>40215151
What if... he had the letters LUT in his name and we change it to MANSLUT

>>40214959
I guess the fact that people compare in the first place was why he seems fake to a lot of those people kek

If it IS a new member that would also explain why Altare's podcast might need to be delayed and why he put the deadline in February.
He probably doesn't want to rebrand immediately after the first couple of episodes and wants to give the new guy some time to adjust before bringing him in.

>>40215301
It's not a new guy. The video literally says FRIENDS. Are you guys illiterate?

>>40215301
Now this is a high quality rrat, except you ignore his massive bad luck.

>>40215301
This has some weight but the deadline could also be because he's swamped due to birthday plans.

>>40215252
Or if it's an entire new gen whose initials would change the name to /MANSLAVE/

>>40214715

>>40215287
To be fair altare keeps getting shoved into boxes that he never fits into completely, he still does. But at this point you would think its obvious he isn't like any of the holos he gets called Lamy, Fauna, Mumei, Mori, Zeta, Kronii, Ina, Gura, Ame etc. and all of them are entirely different people kek

>>40215456
it doesn’t really help that he’s literally like three people in one (goofy but stubborn shota, suicidally depressed hikki, competitive and cold toxic gamer)

>>40215456
he is LITERALLY kiara (he colabs with kobo)

>>40215504
he's a complex little guy gotta handle him with care

>>40215574
I want him to mishandle me

Wishing for another sleepy Mag twitter space.

>>40214205
Way know Vesper is very smart and self aware. He's the person in Tempus who looks at the "meta" of everything the most. Dude analyses everything.

So he's absolutely aware of people unironically thirsting over him. And he does fan service-ey things on stream to tease those people.

THAT BEING SAID, he's also the same guy whose first reaction, after waking up hungover with a bloodstain on his bed in college, was thinking he lost his virginity. He's also hell bent on becoming a wizard and has an absolutely grim view of love and relationships.

I'm 100% convinced this man simply got 0 or very little attention from girls as a highschooler/young adult because he looked and acted like DnD Andy.
And as a working adult, he didn't get any either because he was a wageslave that only went outside for his very male dominated hobbies.
He has a very specific charm that works on a very specific subset of people that you don't really meet that often in the wild.
If I had to make a really wild guess, the man either hates relationships because after being single for so long he simply lost hope. Or he did eventually find someone, the relationship ended very badly, and has since sworn off relationships forever

Now, he's put in front of audience whose type is exactly that nerdy ojisan, has very much noticed that fact, and is trying to "analyse the meta" of that whole thing.

The man is not used to this type of attention, likes it now that he has it, and is overthinking and planning on how to proceed with it.

Excuse the psychoanalyse mucho texto, I'm bored and wanted to type up a paragraph

vesper noir is a vampire

I just realized that I am slowly becoming horny for all of the boys one by one because of this place and I only started watching regularly like a month and a half ago. thanks /MANS/

>>40215770

>>40215770
I only understood that he's a massive whore

>>40215700
I missed this since I really didn't start watching them until semi recently, is it on his twitter still?

>>40215846
MEDS

>>40215871
same happened to me, welcome brother

>>40215938
no but you can probably find the archives to all the boys spaces if you dig around

>>40215871
welcome to the club sister/brother(?)
this place has made me so horny that I want to try dating again but I only like the retards here and the boy.

>>40215770
I could talk about this forever, ty for the analysis anon

>>40215871
I'm a pimp now?
I wonder if I can put that in my portfolio.

I keep going back to the callisto protocol vod I feel like I am losing my mind

>>40215871
i started drawing lewds because of this place, i was a seiso artist before

>>40215334
By friends it means friends over time. They'll be adding guild members throughout the year.It is infact a vsinger, they're bri'ish and have a decent sized following.

>>40215770
what a whore

>>40216082
AYOOO QRD????

>>40216198
It's me

>>40216082
t. retard

>>40215982
hell yea sister. im lucky that i have my irl nerdy oji bf

>>40216061
i started writing fic again and im slowly warming up to all the possible ships kek

>>40216060
Why?

Hello /MANS/, would (You) have sex listening to magni's primatecore?

>>40216344
yantare also his malding was hot

>>40216405
Having sex with Magni while laughing at his monkey noises? Yeah brother!

>>40216448
some really good yantare moments but the last two hours were the saddest shit i ever saw

>>40215770
My memory is fuzzy so I can't remember everything he's said, but the stuff about the fact most relationships don't last seems reasonable. And he said that them ending doesn't make them meaningless. I mean, you shouldn't go into every relationship expecting a lifelong partner. If they're meaningful for a time then they were still a partner for one era of your life and may have helped you grow and improve yourself.

Though take what I say with a grain of salt of course. I have zero experience and don't feel a need for a relationship simply because it feels so unrelated to me that I don't consider it a position I would be in IRL. Not sure if he's similar in that regard or if he does actively dislike relationships.

>>40216323
>spoilers
fuck!!! I need it!! I need a nerdy ojisan/obasan so badly!!

>>40216495
the way he talked about monika was so hot

>>40215891
THACO FROM LEAGUE OTH LETHENDTH???

>>40216405
only if it's with magni

>>40216544
anyone got a timestamp for it… of COURSE he’s a monika fan

>female altventures were the type of girls that imagined themselves dating Jeff the killer

>>40216672
I just wanna pamper him and give him lots of love. No murder involved. :(

I'm one of the new members, a polyglot bard who can play different instruments.

>>40216672
I was more of a slenderman yume

>>40216672
no way fag

>>40216709
It is true you speak spanish and chinese too?

>>40216672
nah there are way better creepypasta characters to compare to the altyume thirsting

>>40216721
Ahh my creepypasta shipping days

>>40216871
That sounds like Magni.

Tempus 2 is not real. It's just kimonos.

>>40216871
Not chinese, but I can speak spanish, italian and portuguese.

Would you guys hate if if one of the new members is filipino? It's just funny that one of the new members in niji is getting hate for being one despite millie and luca already existing

>>40216969
altare bare chest onegai.....

>>40216709
You're going to be a femboy, right? Like Venti Impact?

>tempus naming pattern connected to stars
>tempus members vaguely named after the brightest star in a constellation
>reading what constellations can be seen in the sky in jan 2023
>Orion the hunter, brightest star Rigel (seen as blue/white)
>Taurus the bull, brightest star Aldebaran, orange-hued
>Auriga the charioteer, brightest star Alpha Aurigae (Capella - goat star)
>Gemini the twins, brightest star Pollux, orange-hued (second brightest star Castor, maybe actually get twins)
The colors don't fit perfectly, but this is my rrat. They will name them vaguely after those stars with some inspiration taken from mythology for the designs or classes and they will be another guild or a counter guild for tempus.

>>40217010
The only way I would hate a new member is if they were a worm

>>40215096
>An entire gen though? Make a new thread.
this is tempus general
from the sounds of it "new friends" will be directly tempus related

>>40217043
twins themed after pollux and castor might be kino

>>40216969
im over the kimonos i want casual outfits

>>40217076

>>40217003
Vivir Mi Vida cover, do it.

>>40217010
>spoiler
They hate him for reasons deeper than that. Anyways off-topic

>>40217076
no…

How long until the announcement?
I need to know when to come back because the speculation is here is literally retarded

>>40216721
I was more interested in ticci toby or literally any male creepypasta over Jeff ironically considering I am an altyume

>>40217168
29 hours

>>40217239
Thanks

>>40217043
naming a second gen after stars just boxes them into a naming convention that will get old really quickly.

>>40217010
>no one likes male indonesian chuubas
>no one likes male filipino chuubas
>no one likes male latino chuubas
>EU chuubas are only good if they are gay
And they say being a woman is hard

>>40217286
I'd agree with you... if the names were actually anything close to the stars.
Deneb -> Dezmond is the dumbest shit ever, thanks Omegay.

>>40217313
indogs are bad regardless of gender

>>40217313
>being a woman is hard
???
being female is easy modo

>>40217286
I mean the naming is really loose to begin with. Vega turned into Noir Vesper for example.
And if it's only for StarsEN they can utilize it pretty well. I don't think we will get more than 3 gens desu,

>>40217168
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/3737737/tempus

>>40217313
spics are cringe


t. spic

>>40216495
True but the first half in addictive

Altare's luck will cause him to develop a type III vertex

It has be a new gen or most likely a single new member, is hard not to think that way with the way it was announced. From the words "New friends" or "outside of Elysium" and the Guild looking at some papers, implying recruitment.

I really hope is not them (EN management) trying to be chuuni, mysterious and hyping this again over a nothingburger like the Halloweeen EN videos where people really thought it was EN3.

>>40216495
Idk him fighting the boss with his eyes closed was hilarious

>>40217399
Thats what that Anon was saying esl-chama

>>40217371
Zeta and Kobo are living proof that you can be an indog AND be entertaining

>>40217010
as long as they don't have a noticeable accent i don't care. because it would be hard to understand.
hex is getting hate for dumb stuff like nina
t. ESL

>>40217286
Believe in the holoSTARS

>>40217483
What I'm confused about is WHO is saying that being a woman is hard.

>>40208753
This guy...

>>40217446
probably will be nothing burger but it will be fun to laugh at all the liggers and /asp/ posters

>>40217525
women

>>40217488
agree to disagree

>>40217408
oh nice

>>40217488
zeta? entertaining? KEK

>>40217625
she entertains my cock

>>40216532
you can find one anon, i believe!

>>40217408
fuck i hoped it would've been over in a few hours

>>40217525
Women

>>40217641
that's fair

>>40217641
fair

>>40217625
This guy gets it >>40217641

>>40217499
>literal cancer Stars

I havent checked the site since debut but is that one Tempus site still up? the one that had a timer for their debut annoucement.

Riptare fics doko…dilf/altare fics doko…altnowa doko…

>>40217756
it is, checked today

Hey bros I'm back from work, what did I miss?

>>40217760
I keep trying to revisit the detective nowa/serial killer altare idea but I am on a writer's block

>>40217412
spics are manic cringelords and I love them

>>40216513
I'm gonna be real, about 50% of that post is projection because I'm very similar to Vesper. Except I'm currently 25, wageslave in IT, very nerdy and ugly as a kid, glow up as adult, into videogames, PC building, tea, biking, etc and getting 0 attention has been my experience with girls/relationships as a highschooler/young adult/working adult.

He's like me fr fr :(

>>40217527
>Tagging shipping art
Cringe

When's the next Tempus game collab? I miss my /MANS/ bros, like the actual bros. All we got left are the lonely saviorfag altyumes and the delirious Nowa fujos.

>>40217797
nothing aside from a cute mag drawing

>>40217010
Filipinos are like the 4th largest immigrant demographic in America so I wouldn't mind
Mixed Filipinos like Scarle and Magni are fine but I'm going to anti them forever if they're like Mysta and Luca

>>40217897
idk whenever is back i guess

>>40217941
>spoilers
incorrect

AAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT NEW MEMBERS SAVE ME AXELLLLLL