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>>40160933
Streams / M.E.S.
>【OFF COLLAB】Expensive Fruit Taste Testing with @CeresFauna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s1Wb0z1M1M
>Holo Count down concert watch along with Bae and Fauna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F56INK-Jx8

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WE ARE MUMEI'S LEGION
AVE MUMEI

>delay
ARGH

Wanashi Mumei

>>40160961
AVE!

Nakadashi Mumei

moom cute!

>>40160961
AVE

be thankful for giftschizo will now be loading his cannons with inverse math to divide the giftniggers brain by zero

I LOVE MUMEI!

>>40160961
AVE!

Moom!

>>40161103
oopsie

owl difference

Moom love

>some tech is suddenly not cooperating before the stream, of course. sorry ; ; Nanashi Mumei Ch. hololive-EN
hate laptop hate

>>40161254
it wasn't me I swear

>>40160961
AVE!

>>40161288
No worries, I will still blame you, Animol

BRATTY LAPTOP NEEDS CORRECTION TuT

>live in 60 seconds
DYRBI

>>40161411
>+5

I hate technology

>>40161424

laptops were a mistake

>>40161375
MUST GIVE KNEE CORRECTION TO LAPTOP CHAN

it's gonna end up being being pngs and a shitty laptop mic isn't it?

>Mumeism
Do they really try to pray the tech problems away now?

I love this music

moom on the telly!

FauMei on the telly!!

>>40161711
Kek, you win the internets today, anon

>>40161711
kek, nice work.
時間 always is a span of time, not a point of time though

>>40161683
KNEEL

>>40161693
>he doesn’t perform the proper rites to appease the machine spirits

OWL LOVE

I hope they do Shine Muscats. I went to Japan a couple months ago and those things are literally sex

Oh, I remember that background. She used something like that briefly around valentines last year.

>>40161845
Aren't those grapes retardedly expensive?

stinkymei...

>just got out of bed
>not taken a shower
>not washed her face
stinky... sniff

>>40161915
>[OFF COLLAB] Expensive Fruit Taste Testing with @CeresFauna
I mean, yeah

Mumei, I'm not trusting your dental advice...

>>40161797
I took it from a Youtube video of a Japanese playthrough of AC0, blame Namco.

>>40161974
some old translations are kinda... all your base

hope they turn the bgm down a bit, then the audio would be perfect

the fuck is this broscience

>>40161845

>>40161845
I am Mumei. She is me

My poorfag-mindset wife...

>40 dollar grapes
Someone get Fauna the fuck away from their wallet holy shit

>>40161823
>Mumeichanicum.png

MOOM LOOOOOVE

>>40162079

>Not Millionaires
dyrbi

>>40160961
AVE!

>>40162061
The entire point is to try interesting and expensive fruits (in a country infamous for expensive fruit)

>>40162152
>vegan diet
>a lot of takeout
yeah

They should be using the 3Dio for this

>>40162222
afaik basically all fruits are imported

ENTER BAE

>mealy fuji
Did they get scammed? Or is it just relatively mealy compared to the ones they are used to? Fujis are pretty crisp.

ENTER

>>40162258
3dio is awful for non-asmr. It ruins the audio

A RRAT

>>40162258
that's cute you think it would even work on this shitty laptop (i know they ran it once in mono)

>>40162355
Doesn't matter. Need more Moom-cronch.

>>40162321
>>40162344
>>40162365
Can anyone tell what she said? I just heard mumbling in the background

>Bae handled Mumei's dirty underwear
giwtwm

>>40162266
https://japantoday.com/category/features/opinions/why-are-fruit-and-vegetables-in-japan-so-expensive
Anon... they grow their own fruits... And many of those fruits are meant for gifting

>>40162420
I think she was just cleaning up after the messy girls.

Bae did Moom's laundry ToT

>>40162441
>thinking mumei wears underwear
ngmi

>no more earring
girlymei, not like this...

>>40162471
rrat wife...

>>40162266
Domestically grown fruit is almost always more expensive because of how scarce arable land is in Japan (that isn't already being used for rice). Apples are the most reasonable prices but bananas are usually the best value since they import them from SEA.

I think fruits suck.

>>40162494
do not fear, fauna is the ultimate girly girl and will restore mumei's girlyness

Doesn't Mumei make enough $ to get non shit piercings?

>>40162557
>t. obesechad

two snaps and one crunch from fauna
only one cronch from mumei

rrat gave them the rrat flu

based, earrings are bad civilization

>We will put a fucking hole in your ear but we will not touch them again to pull metal rod out of them
fair

>Cute Houserat

>>40162593
She also probably has enough money to do proper skin and hair care, and not show up to dinner in a ripped skirt. she just needs a girly mentor.

>>40162593
probably, but the girls want us to think they're not rich

>>40162557
That's cause you're fat and too used to consuming industrial amounts of sugars in a single sitting

Bae gave up stopping Mumei from drinking caffeine so hard she literally brings it to her now

Bae clearly needs to get married to Mumei and have a child.

>>40162586
>restore
what about the other half that is not girly at all?

>>40162789
Yeah, me

Rratmeido

>>40162821
>she does it for frree

>>40162760
They've already been on coffee dates with Fauna, that ship sailed a long time ago

>>40162809
Mumei is 100% girly but she is also 200% autist so it kinda cancels it out a bit

>>40162809
That will have to be a collaborative effort with Bae and Kiara, Mumei's earthy tomboy nature is too powerful.

>>40162760
They lost..

>>40162864
Mumei is too much of a hobo to be considered girly by any metric

>>40162864
>>40162907
tomboy is an important part of her

You know remember Fauna's absolute dogshit fruit tierlist

>>40162922
she stopped wearing trashbags...she's being dressed by faubae like a doll now...

>apple autism
This is kind of Kino

>>40163027
>know
I honestly don't remember the fruit one. But I remember the vegetable one made me seethe

APPLE FIGHT

>>40163027
B-but she is the keeper of nature and she should know about fruits better than anyone else...

>>40163027
I don't want to remember...

>>40163089
until she gets back home and is dressing in her ripped skirts again

Mumei is a "I was just pretending to be retarded" person..

what the fugg

>>40163027
I actually remember her even more retarded dessert tierlist.

This will be the stream that will make the girls hate each other

>>40163213
grafting is standard procedure for most fruits

Wasn't Gura growing an avocado? Or was that an Anon in Global? I'm retarded, you see.

>>40163231
just thinking about it pisses me off

>>40163027
>>40163108
>>40163231
>>40163277
Look bros, Fauna has awful taste in basically everything edible, just like Mumei has awful taste in literature. They're still cute, so don't be too mean.

>Emperor

>>40163242
HATE SEX WHILE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT APPLES. TONIGHT!

she hasn't fed us (or even talked to us) in like 3 weeks...

Fauna wanted to feed Mumei by hand...

>>40163270
I can't recall what Gura was doing. Nor the sound of her voice

>>40163413
it's over Anon. She found someone new. She's happy now. It's time for us to move on and find our own happiness

whatever they are doing, fauna resting her head on mumeis shoulder just looks too cute..

This makes me miss Ina...

>>40163535
No...

this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADqZHhmyosQ

>>40163589
yes

>>40163589
yes

>>40163579
who

>>40163589
yes

>>40163027
Someone needs to get Fauna some decent Oranges.

>>40161845
O-ok then

disappointment

enter pink woman

>>40163612
no... please... remember the cute tako...

SHIT FRUITS
JAPANESE OVERCHARGING FOR THIS CRAP?

sleepy rrat is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

Anyone remember the picture book where a girl ate an Apple seed and had tree branches growing out of her ears?

>>40163589
wtf did i just see

>>40163749
>500$
How come the Japanese fucked up their own fruit industry as hard as that? Even their fucking farmers pre-select fruit for it to be as nice as possible

>>40163766
10000 rayers folded nippon fruit purisu andastand

>>40163854
a lot of land squeezed into not a lot of surface area, most of their country is mountains and/or used for farming rice making anything either imported or retarded expensive.
sometimes both.

>>40163874
I truly despise the Japanese as a people. if their entertainment were not so excellent, I would urge an additional two nukes.

>>40163589
Kino...

I think they just picked a bad time. Most of the good ones have probably been brought by people for gifting a little bit before New Year's Day. Or they just chose a bad brand.

>>40163749
and how much are her melons?

>>40163854
They are meant to be gifts. There are regular priced melons.

>>40163943
The cheapest around

They won't but I'd love to see them try durian on stream

>>40163943
Only Mumei (and Mel, and Kiara, and Ame, an-) gets to manhandle those melons

>>40164047
But do they want to?

>>40164034

>>40164087

>>40163943
God damn I want to hug Mori

>>40163964
I could buy fruit carnations for an entire family to have their own for that amount of money.

>mori makes 1 comment in chat and suddenly deadbeats invade
Not your stream, not your thread

They should have taken pictures

DUDE

>>40164184
two comments. your point still stands, all of the sudden there are smelly deadbats..

>>40164138
Yes and people buy cars worth over 1 million USD each. What you do with your money doesn't really matter to others.

>>40164280
STRAWBERRIES

>>40164184
hoobeats are everywhere

>>40164315
LMAO

>>40164280
>>40164315
>>40164337
Strawberries are nuts, not berries.

>>40164272
It's kinda funny to me that there's premade art assets for all this shit.

and now the BGM is starting to effect my brian

>>40164329
>hoobeats
I get a lot of oshi pairings, but hoobeats is one I can't get my mind around. I know a couple though, so there must be something to it.

>>40164329
Well half of what you "are" is irrelevant and off-topic

>you had meat on your spoon
FauFau...

>>40164351
Is this a botany stream or a fruit tasting stream? We are talking about culinary berries.

>>40164424
Mostly we started out Deadbeats and then Mumei started hopping into Mori's JK streams and won us over with how adorable and funny she was.

Mumei is being a little forceful again...

>>40164454
Yeah mine
Please call an ambulance

>>40164424
Not a deadbeat anymore but Mumei in some ways is Mori but a lot cuter

>>40164548
speak for yourself, i didn't like vtubers until mumei but started watching Mori because i relate to her as a fellow alchy

That quiet "thanks mom"

fluffy is one thing i would not attribute to natto

>>40164620
Oh, you went the opposite way I did, then! I got turned off Mori because of her functional alcoholism.

>>40164424
They're both autistic dorks, if I had to guess, I still can't and won't respect anyone that oshihens.

>>40164559
That is the not-girly side I like about her

>>40164644
you just haven't mixed it enough

>>40164806
That's... that's frothy. God how fucking vile.

>>40164806
Anon. that is frothy, not fluffy... maybe even creamy if it was thicker. not fluffy.

>>40164806
christ that looks bad

Had natto once. Was not enjoyable. Didn't gag or anything, it just sucked

Imagine the smell in that room

>>40164839
But it tastes good!

>>40164859
Fluffy is not the best word for it but the slimy stuff still has some texture that you can feel in your mouth

>>40164883
its pretty shit, like how australians say vegemite is good or how british people say beans on toast is good

>you will never be Mumei's CPR mannequin

>>40164959
>but the slimy stuff still has some texture that you can feel in your mouth
Just go suck a guy off holy fuck

>>40164953
The three sweaty, unwashed gamer girls?

>>40164969
speak for yourself, Virgin

Mumei is taking small bites, cute..

>>40164806
I feel nauseous.

>>40164963
I can at least understand the beans on toast thing, however, the reality is that british canned beans are too sweet to be tasty on bread.

They talking about CPR just minutes after a Bills player collapsed on the field wtf

>>40164969
She tongue kissed that mannequin

>>40164969
>your sternum will never get crushed by Mumei
why live...

>>40164991
yea..just woken up, not taken a shower yet. stinky, sweaty..

>>40165031
I just got back from my first trip to the UK. I can safely say their breakfasts are actual shit and they only enjoy it because of stockholm syndrome from being forcefed it as children

Oh right, they got the Switch Sports stream in about 15minutes.

>>40165143
It will probably get pushed back.

>>40165031
>>40165101
The Great British Bake Off gives a pretty good idea on just how fucked british cuisine can be by doing it to other nations

>>40165208
probably, at least they can be flexible with that.

>>40164559
what did she do? left for a few minutes after the strawberries

>>40165300
not so gently nudging Fauna to try natto.

>>40165055
Somebody stop her.

Those strings? Mine.

What's wrong with the mouth tracking today? They aren't moving their lips much this stream

>>40165325
I will have to rewatch for it

>>40165456
ventriloquism

That's an outy naval orange

Has she never had a mandarin before

>>40165456
I think they are sitting not next to each other but in front of another, Fauna behind Mumei if the Heimlich comment earlier is something to go by. It's not just the mouth tracking that is off at times, Faunas tracking is cutting out a lot.

>>40165560
Anon... that's not a mandarin

Shut the fuck up, Fauna, you have no idea what good fruit is

Fauna is... frustrating

Next stream in 10 minutes

>>40165635
She just has autism please understand.

>nature
>bad taste in fruit

owl poop status?

FUCK OFF FAUNA SHUT UP GOD YOU ARE THE WORST COUNCIL NOW
EVEN KRONII WOULDN'T SHIT ON ORANGES

>>40165700
it's fine. Oranges are artificially cultivated anyways.

What are those rrat noises, she's dying back there

>Mumei being the one voice of reason while Fauna shits out her awful opinions

>>40165700
No wait, it makes sense.
Most modern fruits had to be genetically modified across tens of generations to be made good, like an old banana versus a modern banana.
It totally makes sense for nature to have the absolute worst fucking taste
>>40165797
rrato eating natto

Im starting to think Fauna is kinda retarded.

faumei bickering is cute

Dekopons are more grapefruit-like than orangey.

>>40165823
It's opposites day today. Next thing we know Mumei is going to be super girly and Fauna is wearing the pants.

>>40165833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZizVUKe4sQ

Reminder that Animol is dying from missing Mumei while she fucks around with hot girls and spends his allotted animol food money in overpriced weeaboo feuits.

>>40165560
no, but she had a cantonese last night

>>40165927
Good

>>40165927
>Animol is dying from missing Mumei
>we are starving from missing Mumei solo streams
we are...

>>40165927
>his

>>40165927
>fucking cute girls
Animol will understand.

>>40165938
Yeah, me

>>40165927
>his

>>40165986
CHINGY CHANG CHONG
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

>>40165927
her allotted animol food money*

Fauna please stop

>>40165847
I mean, she's vegan. On the other hand, she's cute.

>>40165927
>Animol is eating food from a can instead of raw gazelle meat and Mumei's dead skin
no...

Oh my god, someone please fucking give Fauna some meat so that her brain can actually turn on.

I think fauna is just bad at picking fruits.

>>40166027
Mumei is also cute but not a vegan. Is it just a vegan thing?

>>40166053

>>40165927
No cow tracheas for animol....

>>40166062
Probably. Or maybe she thinks that spending time and picking them out of a pile is bad manners.

sniff stinky owl

Well that was fun as long as I ignore Fauna's opinions

Okay, betting time, who's gonna get hit in the face during switch sports?

>>40166181
sniff sniff

Bea not having the scene for the end screen set up to auto mute the mic. Yab ratt.

>>40166182
I actually enjoy getting mad at Fauna's bad opinions. I don't need to always agree with my chuubas, and having shit taste is honestly a bit of a charm point.

>imagine the smell

Moom gone...

SHE'S GONE
IT'S OVER
WE'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN

>>40166183
Only Bae and Mumei can tank a hit, Fauna's weak constitution would break

HOOOOO

>>40166183
>Bae is the shortest
>Mumei will try to stay as close to her as she can to catch a whiff of the rrat sweat
>Mumei is clunky and clumsy
it'll be Bae

Hooties are retarded

>>40166279
PE!

>>40166228
>fucked up eyes
>fucked up face
>floating ghost hair
could be worse

>>40166308
We are hooting ironically

+15

I miss her...

>>40166183
Definitely not the serial domestic abuser(s)

>>40166223 get off the interenet
>NO I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER

>half her trip budget spent on shitty fruits

>>40166300
Rrat and Mumei are both stinky at the moment.
And Fauna might only have washed her face but not taken a shower..

I have enjoyed these collabs so much more than the myth ones

>>40166412
Precisely. I didn't live on /v/ during the Rage Era just to be a weak shit that can't handle a silly cute vegan's bad opinions.

>>40165956
But the off collabs have been straight up kino...

>>40166423
And I think she can probably get them in a similar price in NA too

>>40166482
I CAN'T EAT KINO, ANON
MOOM HASN'T FED US IN WEEKS
I'M WASTING AWAY TO AN ACTUAL HEALTHY WEIGHT
BEING A FAT GREASY FUCK WAS MY ONE DEFENSE AGAINST HOOTIEVORES.

>>40166424
yeah but Mumei is horny for Bae and has less chances to sniff her

>>40166503
I guess any STALKER streams would be put off for a while huh.

>>40166423
>thinking this silly owl budgets things

>>40166540
Bae is the right height to be at her pits, just imagine..

>>40165956
Animol is a sacrifice we're willing to make. I'd take a month of MuFauBae collabs, it's great.

The HolohouseEN dream...

>>40166531
I know who to snack on while the girls are prepping

>>40166584
The stream is just going to end with them playing this amazing sport called hot lesbian sex

>>40166423
>drinks paid for by Tower
>Tea date probably paid for by Mori, since she likes to pay for others
>Otherwise cooking in the air b&b
She'll be fine, plus she probably split the fruit costs with Fauna

>>40166661
Close contact team sport

>>40166456
I didn't want to bring this up because huh durr tiering streams but these have been amazing so far

>>40166726
none of them are going to be starving for money

I can't wait for them to play socc... football, Fauna is incredibly bad at it

>>40166829
Just call it what it really is, anon, stupid.

>>40166726
she's going to get pampered by luinee anyway, she could live in japan for free for months mooching off holomen
Ithink aqua did this when she started living on her own kek

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1610104298368798725

>>40166939
Lui, Pol, Chammer, Tower,

>>40166829
>almost called it the S word
be careful m8

>>40167086
Bae could not handle the natto

>>40167122
I've been hanging with these fat hooties for too long...

>>40167086
she might have to excuse herself for a bit

moom on the telly!

ROUND TWO

This BGM... it's in my head

>>40167258
Based

>>40166939
>Ithink aqua did this when she started living on her own kek
Granted Mumei has shown herself to be more self-sufficient than Aqua.

>>40167323
She totally could but she wouldn't allow herself to

>>40167122
Oi cunt, you fucking Brits invented the word "soccer."

>>40167323
Moom can't even replicate this delicious omurice.

>>40167461
Those eggs are burnt...

>>40167461
what the fuck
censor that please

>>40167287
Every BGM she uses ends up giving people brain rot... What is this power...

>>40167461
I'd eat it.

>>40167461
*slurps*

>no bae
oh no...

Bae...

>>40167506
I think this was Bae's first

Where's the rrat

Has Mumei even been drunk on stream?

damn I love that kimono design, azure did amazing

>>40167577
>https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1610104298368798725
Blasting the porcelain throne to rubble

>>40167577

IM ON THE TELLY

>>40167617
There was something wrong with the natto...

>>40167653
THAT'S HOOTSIE YOU DELUSIONAL FAT FAGGOT

>>40167601
She's been getting drunk every night

>>40167618
It's just great, she still looks really great in it.

>>40167601
Tipsy at most

>>40167695
>There was something wrong with the natto
Yeah, it was natto.

>missed my owlshi stuffing her face because ironically I went to the gym instead

What the fuck is a dog??

Bae in the distance!

>Dog Dog
kek

WANASHI BROS
WE
FUCKING
WOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Wanashi bros???

>>40167767
I slept in and missed the first 20 minutes

>>40167767
>missed Bae talking about Mumei's dirty underwear
>missed Fauna feeding Mumei by hand and licking some fruit juice off of her chin
sadge...

of delays

>>40167796
>>40167803

>>40167860
You left out the part where Bae and Fauna double-fingerblasted Mumei and made her bark at the same time

>mumei loosing her shit
rrat is being a rrat and rrating her out...

Fauna is gonna kill this birb.

>holding joycons incorrectly
>doesn't even know what buttons to press to start when it's presented on screen
Mumei...

Bae wants to be involved...

Bae does a good Enna impression lmao

BRAAAAAAAAAT

>>40167983
she’s a baby, you see

>>40168007
You mean talking with completely blocked off nasal passages?

IKZ

GET YO ASS WHOOPED

>>40168153
At this point it's confirmed she's into pet-play, right?

This is just moom bullying

ENTER

ALL SKILL

>>40168202
where did you even get that idea..

Jesus Christ, tourist here, Mumei's confusion is fucking adorable

>>40168223
BIRD UP

Didn't train enough with the gladius...

>Mumei knows she isn't as good so she's pulling the "make her opponent feel bad about beating her" like she did with Sana in pokemon

sportsbros...

>>40168300
She's more proficient with stabbing, you see

>>40168292
She's a dork, you see.

>>40168292

>>40168309
all part of the plan

>>40168292
Mumei has two modes: Complete confusion and absolute smug.

>>40168309
Well, Mumei has only played this game for about 1 hour.

>>40168423
She's also very vidya-dumb, because she didn't grow up playing vidya. So things basically every gamer finds intuitive are a complete mystery to her.

Mumei... you played this on stream before...

>>40168459
it's sometimes astonishing just how blind she can be to stuff that is obvious for anyone who has grown up with games.

>>40168477
she forgosus lol

This reminds me of the Super Monkey Ball bowling minigame.

>>40168300
That’s a thrusting sword, not a slashing one.

>>40168477
3 months ago

>>40168477
You expect Mumei to remember? She forgor.

Fauna is just casually bullying her

>>40168566
Fauna dommy mommy energy.

>>40168621
It's matching up great with Mumei being a brat

>>40168519
Super Monkey Ball 2 Bowling Special Mode that was my shit

Kino fruit tasting stream was cut short for this...

>>40168552
I'm gonna eat your liver and lick the brain splatters off the walls

>It's too much
She's having a sensory overload again?

>>40168726
>I'm gonna eat your liver

>>40168734
>again?
huh?

>>40168734
Imagine being in the same room as Fauna, having her ara ara over you while Bae giggles in the corner.

>>40168788
And both of them are struggling to hold back their urges to pounce the owl.

I don't what happened but the collab is kinda awkward for some reason

>>40168930
Fauna is a gamer and Mumei is not very good at games while rrat is shitting her brains out after eating natto

>>40168871
Holding her down while she squirms and screams.

>>40168930
>Picks a game she has 50+ hours in.
>Completely destroys the other people in the collab.
Haha fun stream guys.
Should have kept going with the fruit stream.

>>40168985
Gosh.. she is just so tease able

>>40168990
The same thing would've happened if Mumei joined the Mario Kart stream yesterday.

That was a slap, wasn't it?

>>40169091
They do a little ass-slappage

MOOM GAMING

MOOM DOMINATION

GO MOOM GO

>>40169117
iwtwm

Thoughts?

>>40169433
Moom cute
no thoughts

At least the two are cute. The game though...

Fauna got a Reine

>>40169433
my new owlshi, Moo "Dog Dog" Om

>>40169433
What's that?

What even happened to Bae. Is she still shitting?

the holoapp is a piece of shit

no wonder most collabs tap out at around that time

>gaming laptop

>a powerful laptop with a huge GPU puts out a lot of heat
hmmm
hmmmmmm

>>40169597
d-don't laugh
mumei also has one...

I say golf the same way as Mumei, kek