/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cuddling with a fembud for hours and hours after a long day at work

She won't stream on Valentine's day.
There's absolutely ZERO chances.

I love my wife so much!!

Does Gura have cancer?

I love her the most.

I LOVE GURA

>>40151177
she has stunseed

>>40151143
stop starting fights with fate

>>40151177
Type B diabetes.

>>40151177
she has sex addiction

>>40151343
SHE
WON'T
STREAM

>>40151397
stop it
it doesnt work like this

>>40151143
Remember all the shitposting in the days leading up to the last Valentines Day?

>>40151506
Yeah you'd think they'd learn by now

miss

>>40151538
God I love my autistic tard wife.

>i want to come back strong for you
I still have no doubts in Goowah. Never have.

>>40151928
I still remember finally coughing up some money for the membership after watching some VODs and streams and being kinda shocked that this membership post wasn’t a meme

Sex with a fembud.

>>40151998
People still don’t know about the Valentines stream.

>>40151177
Its uber cancer

She got super AIDS or something.

>>40151998
I hope she sends us more flirty member posts

>>40152691
She got ligmanutsitus

Will we get a january wallpaper though...

I wonder if Gura still gets rides on her dad’s RC vehicles.

I wanna be Gura's sugar daddy for the rest of my life but if she disappears I can't do it.
Please Gura come back I want to spoil you with headpats and akasupas.

If Gura were to see your HoloShrine, would she think "This person is a normal-level fan" or "This person is dangerous and I need to escape immediately"

i miss her gorilla grip cunny clamping down on my member with 2000PSI of force

>>40153094
my life isn’t complete until I superchat 7 figs at once. forget about flexing with a supercar or nice house, I want the other chumbuds to know that I am the superior simp

I had a nightmare where I stepped into a huge spiderweb and was covered in web and spiders and no matter how much of the web I pulled off of me there was still more and more of it

>go to therapist for diagnostic session
>spend two and a half hours there
>she describes my life as a truck-load of trauma
ha ha i am mentally ill

>>40153372
I have all her merch and shark stuff including blahaj. Idk what that makes me.

>>40153489
If I was rich I would send a blank $500 USD superchat on every single Gura stream

>>40153609
$500 isn’t enough to be truly memorable, I could do that if I really wanted but it feels a bit pedestrian

>>40153643
$500 is the maximum superchat amount though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPOYc4a2RPY

>>40153530
I had the same thing happen to me except instead of spiderwebs and spiders it was massive ants and instead of a dream it was real life and I was only a child.

>>40153675
really? how are you supposed to donate more without fucking up the stream with machine gun donations

>>40153563
You know if fanbases truly reflect their oshis then what kind of horrors is gura experiencing?

>>40153722
there's also a limit per time period, though i don't know what it is because it's not relevant to me. to exceed that, you have to use multiple accounts.

>>40153821
She has the body of a little girl. Her experience in school was probably a living hell.

>>40153372
Probably in between.
I don't have anything risky and not as much merch as those fans that send pictures of their shrines on birthdays.

>>40153860
it was probably even worse than that: being completely ignored by men and bullied by other women until she was 26, at which point she began to accumulate a small army of mentally ill NEETs who would walk through an Iranian minefield to drink her sweat

>>40153722
Yeah limits are $500 in a single superchat AND single stream, and $2000 in a week

>>40153987
>26
Gura is the second youngest holo EN after Bae. Gura isn't that old

>>40153987
>>40154066
Don't know exactly how old she is but based on what she has said she watched as a kid she's probably on the upper side of zoomer near the borderline of millenia. Mid-20s ballpark makes sense.

>>40154066
I think she’s probably 27 or 28 nowadays dess, but who really knows

Reminder this is all (((Bae's))) fault
quick run down
>bae collabs with males
>bae tricked mumei into collabing with a male
>gura then started to pay mamarat $2,500 per month as long as bae remains a virgin and mamarat sends bi monthly virginity tests
>Bae tricked Gura into singing with her heart monitor on and told mama and papa shark to watch
>mama and papa shark started health patrolling gura and made her wear a fitbit and walk and go to the doctor
>gura can't stream due to doctor
If Bae wasn't so salty about being thot patrolled, Gura would be streaming

Footcam for Valentine's Day, Gura?

>>40154159
lol
98’

>>40154159
some of the other girls are that old, But Gura, Bae and Mumei are the babies of EN
>>40154154
Gura was really young for an EN when she debuted. Gura is like a millennial zoomer cusper

>>40154236
if she’s actually that young it explains a lot of the immaturity and struggling to deal with fame honestly

Please stop tempting the doxfags

>>40153713
That sounds traumatizing. Reminds me of when my sister told the story of putting on her coat when she was little and then realizing it had tons of roaches crawling around inside it after she zipped it up. I'm glad I wasn't alive then...

Pissbuds who are the other big pisstubers in Hololive? Matsuri obviously, she pissed herself on stream. Luna said she has a pee holding fetish. Any others?

>>40154580
the hoomans are always getting excited about when mumei leaves to go pee

>>40154580
Any of the girls that never have a mid stream break like Gura are holding it.

>>40154580

>>40154704
I still don't understand how Gura plays for 6 hours straight and never gets up, it's either highly suspicious or she is seriously dehydrated every day

>>40154580
Didn't Matsuri also need to go to a doctor because she liked holding her pee

>>40154580
Didn't IRyS wear her heartrate monitor once during a piss break and her heartrate shot up and now it's a meme to spam that number in chat when she goes AFK

>>40154580
Watame holds her piss as long as possible every stream
Okayu used to have a "I'm pissing" screen + this: https://files.catbox.moe/lgc5k5.jpg

>>40155181
>>40154580
https://youtu.be/x9NNA9QFDUs
also this
holofans being unabashed freaks and holos talking about it on stream with no malace is very high on my list of favourite things about hololive

>>40155441
Hololive is a glorious celebration of the freak inside all of us and I hope it stays around forever, it might be my favorite thing to become popularized in the west in the last decade

>>40155441
Gura should show off the period calendar.

Goob love is forever love.

>>40154983
matsuri is a horny freak so i wouldnt be surprised. girls bladders push up again their sensitive bits so they do it because it feels good

>>40155906
Nacho is a genius for coming up with that outfit T oT

>>40155906
>partially obscured cunny
UOHHHHHH

>>40156355
her ass is partially covered not her cunny dumb dumb

>>40151897
Aim better next time

>>40154652
Mumei pisses outside like her dog
>>40154760
Gura unironically wears pullups when she streams if she is streaming a horror game or is planning to stream for a long time. Go watch that first kirby stream where she thinks she will hate the game and then ends up playing for 6 hours. At one point she says she needs to pee but says it really weirdly like she is using the word pee to hid the word she really means and then she doesn't get up right away as though it isn't a pressing issue. Either it was period related or it was her going to get a pair of pullups to put on. probably both

>>40156770
gura is just a piss holding pro imo

>>40156825
>piss holding pro
didn't she literally piss herself playing outlast during her first month of streaming?

>>40156871
well pros have their slip ups lol

>>40157476
what was the best minecraft stream?

>>40157970
This or the one where she steps on us.

>>40151092
Gura you're supposed to be inside the plane!!

lub me gub gub

Man the lack of Gura is killing my interest in vtubers. I realized a while back she was keeping me in. I cared about what other holos said about Gura, I wanted to see Gura x whoever collabs etc. With her gone I can scarcely even muster the willpower to click on clips. Maybe when Ina's back I'll watch a stream or two again since she was my secondary EN.

>>40158417
how come you can't post webm's with sound on this board? because it's a blue board?

>>40158505
ive returned to my roots being a jp clipfag

>>40158591
I can't even do that any more, JPs seem so one note to me (I acknowledge it's because of what clippers focus on though). Like I can fucking predict how Pekora will react to literally any situation.

It's quiet...

>>40158878
I think people finally got over their initial depression about Gura going on hiatus and it’ll be quieter and quieter until she comes back

>>40159147
Gura will come later this month. Like the 3rd or 4th week. She need to go to japan yet, also the release of the DECO27 orginal song of her.

>>40159147
Yea... I don't want to say I'm depressed or anything, but I can't help but still think about her constantly.

>>40153372
"this person isn't a hololive fan"
I don't really buy any merch and all my display cabinets are full of nazi militaria. Sorry Gura but a man has his priorities.

usame cute

>>40159293
it’s okay to feel and worry about other people anon, don’t beat yourself up about it

>>40153372
you guys have shrines? I thought it was weird enough that I pay her $60 a year plus SC’s

>>40158878
Its crazy how a couple of people can turn /ggg/ into a steaming toilet.

>>40159755
I have a detolf shelf dedicated to her, will probably expand to two once the birthday merch comes in.

>>40158766
That's like a freebie. Pekora definitely plays a character as an entertainer. Like as much as that gets thrown around at every girl as a shitpost, she's one I'd say it really applies to. In some ways it's a strength, but if it don't work for you, it don't work. I still get what you mean, but if definitely isn't helped by clippers, as you already said. For every shabby and maple there's a million otakmori's.
>>40153372
I don't even have a shrine. Some birthday merch placed about, hers included except for the dino waiting to ship, a couple nendos, that's about it.

>>40159755
There are weirdos who probably have entire moms basements dedicated to her.

A GURA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>40160096
Think fast!

>>40159990
I actually tried to live in my parents basement after graduating college but they refused because I make close to $100,000

I'm starting to think it's a lie

>>40160349
The truth is she's married, to me

>>40160349
What exactly?

>>40160396
He's shitposting.

>>40160349
Depression bud her marriage to me is 100% real.

We're never going to get the daki are we

I'm never going to get a fembud wife am I?

fembud is a lie

>>40160877
you could always try converting a gentile after she’s already committed too hard to you I guess

>>40160349
While not technically a lie I doubt her health issues are as severe as she wants us to believe

You buds watching anyone else while you wait?

>>40160968
Other than Gura and occasional HoloEN event streams that interest me, I watch only one fleshtuber occasionally.

>>40160968
Yeah plenty of others

Fuck man, she must be so bummed out about the other ENs having fun in Japan while she has to deal with her health issues...

>>40160835
i would definitely be more likely to buy more than one if she waited to release it until after actually coming back strong.

>>40160968
I'd be watching Ame, if she was streaming. I'd be watching Ina, if she was streaming. Currently watching Fauna+Moom that just started but I don't watch them regularly, they don't do much for me.

>>40161165
And as I say that it delayed, as always.
>>40161161
I'm pretty sure we didn't see it in December because she didn't wanna leave us with a price tag on her break. She was too visibly excited about it when it came up, it had to be ready.

>>40160968
I still have plenty of VODs to watch for the first time so no

>uh oh!
>oct 4th
Is this when she got her diagnosis?

>>40161317
Yeah that's when she went to the ligma specialist

>>40160968
mostly council stuff and iwys. Sometimes random gura vods youtube recommended to me. I was expecting moom this morning but I guess she's just late as usual

Tummy.

>>40161317
Looking back at it it does seem like she was trying to warn us that something was wrong with HER, I hate how often she warns us about important stuff through vague, seemingly unrelated words.

Gurass

>>40160968
I pretty much watch any live english-speaking Holo

>>40161816
What an annoying thing she pulled there.
It could be ANYTHING or nothing at all. Like maybe she just thought she was being funneh. Brat!
Of course people are going to overthink it.

>>40161816
And that's why you can look for deeper meaning in everything she says, most people will call you a schizo but they simply don't know Gura as well as they think they do. She says a lot of stuff without saying it.

Are we entering schizo hours?

>>40161816
>>40162109
>make everyone concerned and invite rampant speculation
>refuse to elaborate
>pretend nothing happened on next appearance
the gawrbanzo experience

>>40162209
it’s time to spend more time interpreting Gura’s exclamations during Mario Kart then monks did on the Old Testament

>>40162209
Yeah, most buds are doing something else right now so the 2 schizos basically have a free thread to shit on.

>>40162221
She's so frustrating, but I signed up for this... It's just another reason why I love her.

>>40162209
larper wants round 2?

>>40162209
If you don't see how HER tweet lines up perfectly with her Holo activity you simply have shitty pattern recognition. Gura LOVES doing this shit, "huhaha let's say something that only I know the meaning and context of just to vent while they just dismiss it as le funny random shitposter anime girl"

>>40162419
this image is pretty good but personally I would prefer her bottom be slightly more covered

>>40161884
Based Gurass poster

She got sick around June and things have been steadily getting worse until she had to visit the doc in Oct/Nov. That is undeniable. I wonder if she had to take the clotshot to travel for the offcollab...

>>40161596
https://voca.ro/1c6czefmP9l4

>>40162718
thank you ojisan

>>40160968
I haven't watched a single fully vtuber stream since she left, but I'm staying updated over important things

>this is on all dino guras
Yeah, me

>>40163390
big butt

>>40163390
Just look at her tight and butt...

>>40163401
>A butt tattoo
Dina Gura is a whore!

>>40163115
https://voca.ro/1ojTj5hz6xOg

>>40163390
Aaahhgghg nacho knows how to make outfits that make you go wild T o T

>>40163754
>tattoo
No, she sat on me so hard I'm imprinted on her butt forever

>>40163754
It's way WAY worse than a butt tattoo

>>40163863
don't tell them.

>>40163863
A womb tattoo? tut

>>40163829
Dino Gura a fatfuck?

>>40163811
go to bed ojibud
you’re drunk

gura

>>40164707
What about my daughterwife?

I've returned to say that I'm missing Goob more that usual right now...
Post cute Goobs.

>>40164707
:)

>>40164864
Aim better next time.

>>40164923
^o^

luv shrimpos
hate management
simple as :3

>>40165184
Same, Gura.

>>40165337
Why does she move her hips like that?

>>40165425
She's holding her pee

>>40165425
Excited..."little" girls have a hard time staying still.

>>40165526
Imagine drowning in giantess Gura’s pee

>>40165337
I wonder what's with the tail position. It's not on the tailbone and can't even say it's acting as a buttplug since it's even lower

now i'm hungry for some fruits

>>40166221
If she had freckles this picture of her would be an instant goom.

>>40166221
sailor outfit cute…

>>40166221

>>40166293
you fool, this is gabby.

I miss my wife so much...

>>40166995
Aim better next time.

My aim is true, yet I still miss Gura.

I believe in gura

I peed in gura

My actual idol wife

Isn't it ironic that Gura regularly shits on the british, but then says that she likes a british supercar, the Aston Martin Vantage F1 Edition (but only in white)

>>40167659
She's just a tsundere

>>40167659
I shit on the pajeets all the time but I love indian food.
That is a nice supercar though.

>>40167659
I don't think it matters? You Bri'ish or something?

>>40167659
cars aren't people anon

>>40167206
kek

When Gura isn't streaming I don't even pay attention to the rest of Hololive. Gura is the only reason I care and when or if she quits I'll probably stop watching vtubers. Idk, none of the other girls make me feel the way Gura does. I've tried

>>40168354
None of the other girls make me feel like Gura does, but I still find some of them entertaining and have grown used to and fond of just hearing female voices in general

>>40168354
Good luck with the rest of the month then

>>40168354
um sweetie you are in love with a virtual youtuber

>>40168354
same desu

>>40168620
I'm in love with Gura and the person behind the mask!

>>40168620
Yes and?

>>40168354
I only watch Gura but with Gura gone I just use her usual stream time to play dorfs.

I do usually watch other holos, but with Gura not around watching them just makes me miss her.
So I just use that time to catch up on other media.

>>40168354
I used to watch IRyS and Fauna when Gura was gone, but I haven't felt the need since Gura left. I'm really getting the urge to pull out my memberships and move on, I really don't want to at the same time though.

>>40168354
I'll return to 100% fictional anime waifus if anything happens. But let's hope it does not come to that.

Trust the shark.
-Q

I dream of the day i will kiss gura's cuncun lips...

>>40169264
I’m kind of annoyed because Gura was really relaxing to watch and I haven’t found anything else I like that I can fall asleep to

>>40169494

>>40169494
Nice

Bonebros song is in the works according to mori

>>40170276
ugh

>>40170276
tell her no need

Guys I miss Gura

>>40170276
I don't see anything about it in global

>>40170329
Aim better next time.

>>40170442
>>40170154

>>40170589
yeah, and the only reply is >>40170316

>>40170589
>one mention
>one reply asking if they are watching the same stream
lol

i miss her..

no way

>>40170819
Aim better next time.

>>40170673
oh, thank god. if i never heard that cunt's voice again it'd be too soon.

I think I posted shark wife in this general so much that I started getting targeted ads for wedding rings on 4chan

it's kinda weird that gura still gets threads, she doesn't stream anymore so what is there to talk about

>>40170840
Gura slow down! The roomba is going to explode again!

Gura is such a perfect anal slut...

>>40171368
it looks like she has a cock in this image

>>40171466
It's a puffy cun cun

>>40171505
looks more like a nutsack desu

>>40171616
Would still destroy shark brat butt if it was.

>>40171616
A very puffy cun cun T u T

>>40171665
well aren’t you a stinky one

>>40171835
Not as stinky as this thing.

>>40171278

It's like 1 pm in nip land and apparently Bae is asleep in her underwear in the same room the girls are playing switch in for some reason. It's a shame Gura isn't there because 100% she would be asleep too if it is 1pm

>>40170840
extrmely fast shork moving at increidble high speed

>>40171975
>SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

I miss this dumb shark so fucking much

>>40172453
now you know how HER fags feel kek

>>40172362
didn't ask

>>40172657
get raped

she now lives on mars

>>40154983
yes, she had to explain to her doctor and mother that she did it because it felt really good to pee after holding it in for a long time

>>40172362
They're in japan?

>>40172899
no, only Gura is

>>40172453
Aim better next time.

>>40173159

>>40173221

Guys I broke my Gura she isn't telling me how she feels

Guys I sharted . . .

>>40173433
normally you can turn her off and back on and it fixes it

ah, good times

>>40173794
best stream of the year

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>40173794
I love that she was trying not to laugh too much at the goofiness and the peepeepoopoo jokes early on in the stream, but then quickly gave up and just went all in.
Got some good laughs.

>>40172899
Mori, Ina, Kiara, IRyS, Fauna, Mumei, Bae and Reine are all in japan right now. Ame and Kronii are going soon I think. Not sure of the other IDs. Bae is staying there until she has to go back to college I think. One of the reasons people are sad Gura isn't there is Bae must have rented an apartment or something because Bae, Fauna and Mumei are all living together in japan right now (imagine the smell) And in general they are doing things with the other girls off stream. So if Gura wasn't sick she would get to hang out with Bae, Mumei and Fauna and Bae/IRyS/Reine/Kiara must be a good enough translator because Mumei and Fauna don't speak jap, but are apparently having a fun time.

>>40172899
Times like this I envy chumbies that are this sheltered from what is going on in wider holo"""pro"""

>>40174547
Don't worry, Mori will always be there when Gura decides to go.

>>40174547
>Bae is in college
unless she's at Stanford or something I would've dropped out years ago if I were her, it'd be hard to balance a rigorous degree with streaming anyways

>>40174730
>>40174547
Gura may be in Japan with them. The girls are good at not saying anything about the other if gura asks them not too. Remember the off collab? yea just saying. Also gura is taking a break so she may not be wanting to do any collab streams or anything and is there just for work. She may really have some bad health problems going on but I don't think that is the case.

>>40174117
Yes

>>40174730
REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>40175069
Bae is in aus. like 18 of the top 20 colleges are in the usa, so it can't be that great. That said I am pretty sure she is in college because her parents told her they would beat her if she doesn't get a degree. Aren't Mumei and Haachama both in college too? There is no way Bae is as retarded as Mumei. Like Mumei recently went to the doctor and got diagnosed as being a retard and then got mad about it because she realized she had retard symptoms for years
>>40175169
Gura isn't in japan. You have literal retards over there like Kiara, Mori and IRyS and the girls have hung out with a bunch of the JPs. There are just too many morons involved to keep a conspiracy like this under wraps. One of them would have said something. Bae got herself outed at a fucking in n out during the American off collab. And basically the second any other girl touched down people found out what Ina was up to. Zero chance Gura is there.

>>40175532
>IRyS
I trust her to keep the secret, she doesn't mention anything unless she's certain someone else has already talked about it.

>>40175532
it's cute that Bae's parents want her to get the college degree then, but the opportunity cost of not going all in on hololive is probably years and years of what her postgraduate salary would be. you can always fail at hololive and then go to uni after, though obviously her parents probably would be miffed at that

>>40175069
Kaela is taking classes too, how she doesn't burn out I'll never understand

>>40175857
>burn out from playing videogames

>>40175857
either majoring in something easy, sacrificing her mental health, or on way too much adderall and facing mental damage in the future

>>40175953
Tell that to Gura.

I want a borgah

>>40175825
There are at least 4 girls doing it, so it can't be that hard to juggle both. I agree they would be better off doing it after the vtuber fad ends, but again Haachama and Mumei are like actual retards and it isn't like Bae or Mumei have active social lives. Bae's parents apparently make fun of her for being a loser and whenever Bae mentions family parties, she gets stuck with the little kids

>>40176065
uber eats time anon

>>40175977
Don't know how much truth there is to it but I heard she already has a psychology degree.

>>40175953
tired gamer disease is real

>>40175532
People found out Ina was in Japan because one of the JP girls talked about it on stream.
Yes, there would be a chance that could also happen to gura as well but It may not at all because when it comes to gura the girls seem to know to keep their mouth closed.
Gura may not be in Japan right now but may end up going since a few of the girls are going to be in Japan long term.

>>40176124
it’d be different if these girls were wunderkinds but I’m a big believer that they should just gamble on vtubing while they’re kids
>>40176149
that’s kind of an easy degree in my opinion but it would probably be useful if you were a vtuber

>>40176215
she will probably go later, but I don't think she is there now because there are just too many mouth breathers in hololive and one of the JP girls would have outed her like they outed Ina. Like fucking aqua drools while streaming she is that dumb.
>>40176149
Kaela is older than Bae, Mumei and Haachama so I wouldn't be shocked if she is getting a masters degree, but only a few classes at a time
>>40176281
I think Mumei is doing it because she thinks it is now or never to get it done. Bae, again, I think she said her parents told her if she isn't in college and passing then she doesn't get to do hololive

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>40176595
Yeah even if they were trying to keep it hidden they'd probably say some retarded thing like "we met with one other person but not gonna mention who until later" and give it away like that

oi

>>40176946
Don't you oi me

>>40176946
bet you feel better now huh little guy

Gura makes my peepee so hard it overstretches the skin
hate having a joo penis

she got something for ya

My classmate thinks I'm a pedophile because I watch Gura. I tell them she is not a child and they asks for proof.
Pls send me some adult gura pics now.

>>40177230

>>40177230

>>40177292
>>40177309
that's... that's not adult gura... you do have images of adult Gura on your pc, don't you?

>>40177230
children can't be, sorry bro you'll grow into it

>>40152691
Gura’s Jim confirmed

if gura is in japan on hololive business, i'm unable to think of an acceptable excuse for it.

>>40177292
>>40177309
Not sure if you guys are helping or trolling.
We are watching this post on auto refresh and they are still mocking me.

>>40177353
?

Daily reminder that Kiara is the fakest Hololive member who has no moral compass. Imagine believing a single word from her

>>40177427
she wants penis

>>40177230

>>40177353
>>40177448

fat tail

>>40177427
She is making a pussy mould for her new onahole merch. Would you buy it?

https://youtu.be/R2ovyEz_eeo

>>40177723
fat tail good
>>40177758
only if there's at least one explicit RP associated with it

>>40177723
fat ass

stay comfy /ggg/

squishy

>>40177806
she has a pretty singing voice

>>40177806
She never sang Weight of the World did she?

>Rewatching GTA streams
Where did it all go wrong? Its my fault isn't it?

>>40175169
No, she isn't in Japan you fucking moron

Stinky

>>40178206
Are you WHAM!? If so, yes it's your fault.

All these people horny posting because they think it's funny. It's not because they actually want to fuck a child right??

>>40178245

>>40178245
Gura isn't actually a child

>>40178245

>>40178245
nyo...

>>40178305
Proof please, my classmate is still here

>>40178453
She's actually a cat

>>40178245

>>40178453
Does this look like a child to you??? What else proof do you want?

>>40178231

>>40178245
You jest, but it's always been a secret dream of mine to pick a child by the waist and carry her around. Not to fuck or anything, I just want to carry something squishy and intelligent

>>40178573
relatable

My wife

>>40178573
She is just like me...

>>40178616
rin go to bed..

>>40178642
wifedaughtersistergirlfriendgurandmother

>>40177230

>>40178873

>>40178305
Third is mine. I love that outfit so much

>>40178914
Booba huhaha

>>40178573
Literally me wtf

Gura is a firm believer of premarital sex. She is only willing to use her hands and mouth to pleasure you until marriage. Will you still go out with her?

>>40178206
At least your not as bad as me yet started watching old Gawr streams

>>40179254
Yes without a second guess

>>40179254
So what you're trying to say is
>will you marry Gura?
Yes.

Gura ordering tendies while playing DMC3 made me want tendies. With some expensive BBQ sauce. A meal for KINGS.

>>40178305
1,2,4 made for tender love.
3 made for severe violent correcting.

Hopefully we get a little Gura time during the MK tourney this weekend.

>>40180094
Super unlikely, she'll probably just race off stream

>>40180094
We'd be lucky to get a tweet.

>>40180094
Oh so she's really not out of it? That good news at least

>>40180116
It doesn't make sense to me, didn't they have interviews? If she doesn't stream it and she wins how the fuck would that work. Either she streams or they have found a replacement but not announced it imo

>>40179254
you can always just break up with her if it isn’t working out so sure

>>40180227
we are not sure about that just yet. Gura is known for backing out/changing things at the last min but if she is not streaming it then she may as well not even do it.

>>40180144
sleep tight buddy

>>40180144
oyasume

>>40180094
That was from 17 days ago and a lot can change in a short amount of time.

>>40180529
If she will do just one stream of any kind this month, I will keep my membership this month.

>>40180293
she will phone it

>>40180733
Last year watching A chan and towa flipping between perspectives laughing at all the holomembers reactions to various things was a lot of fun, even Mori's sheriff thing got a kek out of me because of course she would be doing that shit when they flicked to her perspective.

It would be too sad to just see a silent goob perspective (or nothing) followed by an awkward hasty discord call if she wins. I would actually prefer she not even bother if that is all she can manage. And that is not an anti position - it would just be a shit tier "return" stream and drag the quality of a hololive event down for no reason.

>>40181001
>followed by an awkward hasty discord call if she wins
she won't win anon

>>40180094
Really hope she can participate so I would know that she is recovering well since she can play.

what are you guys up to?

>>40181260
eating tendies and watching chris-chan docos. Going through a massive content drought without my Gura here.

>>40181215
What if Gura had some kind of surgery and that is why she is not streaming? If that is the case then that explains everything just wish she would have told us that much, but I can see why she did not because of the fact that someone may have been a viewer of her streams that was helping her at the Hospital.

>>40181463
she surgically attached herself to my penis.

>>40181260
At work, waiting for my maruchan ramen to finish cooking.

>>40181260
about to stretch a bit and then watch a VOD and then ideally fall asleep at a somewhat normal hour because I have to work tomorrow

>>40181463
It would make since because she could have found out about something (could be her back since she talked about back problems that and would explain what Kiara told us on stream that she is getting back surgery). I would not be mad at her for that and plus that is something she would have found out about in advance and she give time to take off from streaming because of that but also spent the holiday with family before her surgery. I don't know if this is the case since, I am only guessing at what may have happened since me and no other person knows.

>>40181614
she has back problems because she's surgically attached to my cock. It's hard on her spine.

>>40181522
Shrimp flavor btw.

>>40181260
Leveling a alt on PoE.
I was listening to a Gura vod in the background but it just makes me miss her too much.

>>40181676
every single person I know who plays that game has a life changing amount of time in it, nearly as bad as the old BDO people

>>40181614
>Nice larp.
If any of this was true and the surgery did happen, then no way she would be able to stream let alone play Mario kart.
that would be a major surgery and that takes months to heal up.

>>40181739
You don't know what a larp is do you?

>>40181770
kinda like a tarp, but longer.

What the fuck is a tarp

>>40181908
Bit like a carp, but drier.

>>40181712
I only have 1800 hours in it, not even as much as I had in TF2 and Dota 2. Though to be fair I spend a fuck load of time making builds with the game not even open, maybe like +30% more hours. Its fun, wish I could run some maps with Gooby.

God i hope gawr does a karaoke stream soon, i really enjoyed the sabaton covers. I wonder if she listens to other metal bands.

>>40181508
that seems cumbersome, for both of you.

>>40182338
anglerfish mode or gtfo

>>40182338
it's very difficult. And I pee and cum a lot, so...

Onimai will be the peak cunny anime of the season

>>40181943
the passive tree is the best part of that game, to be honest.

>>40182338
haha cum

>>40182464
I can see her child nipple...

>>40182464
She's perfect

>>40181260
Dorfs, anime, and now sleep reps.

>>40182383
>Onimai
nah fuck gender bending tranny shit. all of my nope. Also there's fuck all of CGDCT slice of life this season. Too much isekai garbage and tranny shit.