/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

I'm super excited for apex rhythm gamer this weekend when she plays Future Tone for us

>>3980239
I've pretty much come to terms that it will never happen, but I still let myself day dream about it. Instead I like to focus on her being happy with however things go.

>>3981210
Might have to watch out for a guerilla of her unlocking the songs.

Autotune birthday song shark is cute.

>>3981172
>Gura insists eating pizza dropped in the tub isn't gross
>She's a sharkgirl from atlantis, she's used to soggy food.
Oh, shit. It all comes together now.

THEY ARE

>>3981298
If Gura says it's not gross then it's not gross. You better believe I'd have ate both of those marshmallows.

>sing Electric Love
>not the Vocaloid song

Why..

Incase you're here Gura, make the 24 month member badge your trident. I like your trident, even if you never use it.

>>3981452
Goodnight, friend...

who has the clip of Gura being excited over Duke in the latest RE8 stream?

>>3981479
She never uses her trident yet she keeps talking about wanting a glowing trident fork for merch

>>3981523
https://youtu.be/yF3WCi2q2-o?t=4562

>>3981535
She likes it, she just thinks it gets in the way of the stream because it's so big

>>3981589
bless up, anon. god damn that's the cutest thing i've ever seen.

>>3981479
>>3981535
I want to see Gura play Gladiator in For Honor so she can stab some toes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS3mYSv8_rQ

>>3981355
I'd have ate both those and dove into her mouth to fight her for the other two. Total victory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0EtU9wY5Y
Coco collab soon bros

>>3981589
Man, people with the name Duke must have absolutely beaming with joy when that happened.

>>3981589
IT'S NOT FAIR HOW CUTE SHE IS

>>3981727
I'm just glad she shares her cuteness with us.

Gura cute!

>>3981452
good night, bud

gura sleeping

>>3982369

Look at the rhombic slope of her forehead. Look at the small cranial capacity compared to her brutish face. Gura is a thug bred for violent conflict. She’s an aggressive ape. She is not particularly intelligent, nor is she capable of complex abstract thought. She has but one power: ruthless aggression, tempered into "competitiveness" by contemporary law and social customs. We see this moronic brute rise up to the top of Vtubing only through her thoughtless, instinctive hind brain actions. She has no introspection and has nothing to contribute; she only wants to win. She cares about nothing but subscriptions and superchats. Everything she does is fake: every opinion, every cackle, and every crocodile tear. Gura hates her audience, hates you, and even hates life itself. If you came across her in the Paleolithic forests, she would kill you just to watch you die. She is a loathsome creature who senses that her kind is not long for this world of Vtubing. She is the last of a dying breed of beast. Her kind will be gone soon. For now, merely look, listen, and wait. Observe the thrashing. Observe the hypocrisy of a slow-moving mind attempting to exploit ever changing cultural memes and trends. She will box herself in. She will find himself cornered by her poorly chosen social moves. Then, she will lash out. Cancelled by her own idiocy. Cancelled by her inferior genetics. Cancelled by time itself. The primordial simian. The genetic dead end eaten by her own ego. Eaten by her desire to exploit simps. Gone forever. Purged from the collective consciousness. Leaving behind nothing but a digital artifact, already forgotten.

>>3980239
Chumbuds and Gura are like these parallel lines. We are and feel close to her, but will never fully come together. Therein, however, lies the comfortability of such a relationship. Lines that intersect inevitably grow further and further apart, but such a thing will never happen between you and Gura. Instead of lamenting over the constant amount of distance we have from her, we should perhaps celebrate the constant amount of closeness we have with her. No matter where we are in the world or Gura is in the world, we can always rely on our her being there. During times both good and bad, we can always look across the distance that exists between those parallel lines and find the happiness and warmth that Gura provides. Our interactions with Gura are limited to a screen, sure...

but never anything more than that.

>>3982510
2deep4me

>>3982561
Not really, it made perfect sense to me and I think is an excellent analogy to think about for those who are too deep in

>>3982606
ok, actually, i agree with it, i just wanted to post a terse and flippant reply for aesthetic reasons.

>>3981336
wait so it's another tiktok meme song for trying to kiss your bestfriend.
gura...

>>3982510
but the level of closeness isn't constant. it's more like two curved lines that never touch.

Thoughts on who the person Gura is gonna collab with? The upcoming Mori collab makes me think it would be with Coco.

>>3982716
the world will tremble before the memetic wisdom and insight of professor gawr

>>3982716
It's Coco. Come on. She dedicated a song to Coco this karaoke, don't be dense.

>>3982716
It's most likely next weekend's shitpost review with Coco

>>3982748
Yeah, I know it’s a 99% possibility but a small part of me really wants it to be Shion.

Won't Friday night funkin be pretty short? I wonder if she has anything else planned.

>>3982716
Did Gura say something about a collab during her karaoke? I was watching intermittently while at work so I might have missed it.

>>3982963
She mentioned doing some SC reading for past streams in it during the RE: 8 stream

>>3982965
No, it was during the RE: 8 stream

>>3982963
She's probably gonna replay the whole game since she's playing the online version this time, and she still has lots of superchats to read so im sure we'll get a good couple hours of her talking after the gameplay.

>>3981336
Anyone have Fix you and Scientist?

Can you imagine living with Gura and being a streamer yourself? You end up late to your streams because Gura won’t do the dishes or you have to make dinner instead of letting her eat pizza again. Or sometimes when you’re trying to stream she’ll climb into your lap like a needy cat and fall asleep, her snores being heard on your microphone by everyone as well as her non-sensical sleep talk (like Mori’s hair being made of salmon).

>>3983189
Bruh that life is made though. I'm actually starting to enjoy house chores so living a comfy life like that is paradise.

>>3983189
Fuck the streamer part, just let me be her servant.

>>3981479
i agree with this plan

Fuck the trident, make your oshi mark the shark already.

>>3983189
>Can you imagine living with Gura and being a streamer yourself?
I couldn't possibly stream because I'm a rager even when I'm winning. I often have more fun watching her play than actually playing myself even though she has terrible gamesense.
>>3983303
>being gura's house husband
yes please

>still relistening to her songs from today
i wish i could hear her voice for the rest of time

When is Gura gonna stop singing gay girly songs?

>>3984374
NEVER

>>3981244
This. Coupled with the fact that you will never be the one to hear her bedroom moans meant for her one true special someone.
I've given up completely.

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>3984374
But she is the best at those songs.

Anybody else notice how little Gura's hands are when she claps?

>>3984903
How can you not?

g night

>>3982510
would she be lonely if we didn't type in chat?

>>3985051
Goodnight Gura

>>3985071
We know already. Remember when youtube banished her to void and she couldn't tell if she was streaming?

Sky fall was the best song of the night

>>3982748
All she said was, "This song reminds me of Coco-senpai!" I wouldn't call that a dedication.

>>3985182
I couldnt believe she took on two Adele songs... They're pretty big songs vocally. Especially for a smol shark

>>3985051
Good Night

how would gawr gura react to performing a song with aqua live on stage

>>3985550
The force of a nuke concentrated into a kettle's hiss, probably.

>>3985550
cute combo

>>3985802
not for another 27 minutes

I want to see Gura 3D debut before I die

>>3986079
When do you suppose we see it?

>>3986079
>>3986156

>>3986190
>PST
So definitely fall or winter then

>>3986190
I hate waiting

femme fatale gura... but Gura you're already a vamp who stole my heart

>>3986116
>>3987527
It's funny they drew Gura in that role when she said the song reminds her of Ame because of the spy stuff

>>3986635
>that ending
Angelic

>>3988161
Gura wants spy UNITY and she's the one singing. Ame will probably sing the song herself shortly, she can get her own art then..

>>3988312
They should draw Gura as Adele

>>3980346
Why would you want to kiss her sticky bare feet? Are you mad??

>>3981479
Gura would never be here

>>3988907
Anon, I'm literally Gura.

Her birthday is coming up.

What's the plan?

>>3989061
buy all her merch

>>3989164
It's really fucked up that Gura never received her own exclusive merch. Ame, Mori, Ina have their own unique merch that's just for them

>>3981336
How do i get these things to play anyway? Is it an addon?

>>3989061
I am sure chumbuds are autistic enough to organize some over the top event or something

>>3989049
Gura, I know you stayed up for the Alt teaser, but it's over now. It's time for you to go beddy bye.

>>3989266
Chumbuds have no money though, they're as poor as Teamates

>>3989266
Gangrape, at Gura's home!

>>3989328
Not everything require money you know

>>3986635

>>3989889
nice Gurame duet soundpost image

>>3989256
just google 4chan sound

>>3990362
Thanks, i tried googling using other terms but i guess i missed the correct combination.

So if Gura was in FGO, what class does everyone think she’d be? I’d bet loli Berserker, and her summer would revolve around a cowboy motif.

>>3981172
Are all us chumbuds ready to shit on Nyanners in Kiara's collab for being a piece of garbage who thinks Gura and all her fans should kill themselves?

>>3992744
Probably Lancer

>>3992858
Wait, what? I've been paying zero attention to Nyanners for a while. I thought people were just still salty about her backpeddling on the pomf song, but this changes things if true.

>>3992858
>us chumbuds
Get fucked falseflaggot.

>>3989889
Ok now this one is actually perfect

>>3993300
She literally has the word loli banned on her discord server and still says that people who like them should kill themselves while using her loli avatar and pretending to be a lewd loli......

>>3989049
Yeah right, i bet you look like this IRL

>>3989061
Get dmc voice actors to wish her a happy birthday

>>3992744
>>3992933
Lancer, complete with her awful luck and tendency to jynx herself.

>>3994527
Laughing at all the retards who thought that was real. That anon somehow got a message from Reueben Langdon in just two threads when he started mentioning it and posted the fakest screenshot, hasn't followed up since. "Chumbuds being poor" meme will be even more prominent when Ina outearns her on her birthday despite having less than half the subs Gura has. Gura will literally get the most boring bday stream in Hololive because her fans are too stingy with cash

>>3994610
Imagine being retarded enough to spend $50k plus on bilboards nobody gives a fuck about instead of giving that money to takodachis to buy her overpriced birthday merch so at least she gets all the money.

Takos are the most retarded fanbase by far.

>listen to Fix You by itself last night
>cry
>go to bed and wake up the next morning
>cry harder
What is this shark doing to me?

>>3984537

>>3995823
This adorable fucking shark is gonna make some mad bank if she ever releases an album.

>>3989049
Ogey

>>3994610
I dont think the actual reueben langdon messaged that anon, unless i missed something

>>3997062
My beloved shart.

youtube.com/watch?v=u4MjG7UY6qs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Last night was something else... I'm not even that deep off the gosling end (yet), but I've been thinking about her since the moment I woke up today. Member karaoke should be a schedule 1 drug, it's too powerful.

>>3997875
>I've been thinking about her since the moment I woke up today.
I've been that way for 11 days and no matter how much it hurts I don't want it to stop.

>>3989061
The Gura discord is putting together a book of messages for her. Not sure if there's anything else.

I'm gonna buy the merch too.

I'd be willing to do something with /ggg/ if we were capable of organizing

>>3997875
I need to let go of gura or else i will be a gosling, please help

>>3998332
Considered a drawing aggie, but it might not be as successful as with the takos who filled up 3 canvases

>>3998377
>guts
Why must you hurt me so?

>>3998407
That's not a bad idea though! We could recruit people from reddit or the discord channel to help draw stuff

>>3998377
embrace the Gosling in you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxvCCtbtyfQ

>>3998377
>please help
Like asking addicts to help you quit doing heroin. I love her so much I actively torment myself.

>>3986575
Y'all chumbuds got to finally see Sen- *Gura fleshout her singing skills and here dirt poor college student me can only play the OG Stand By Me video on youtube imagining her voice singing it.

Could this be counted as a gosling?

On the 24th of may, virtual youtuber Gawr Gura will attempt to beat Devil May Cry 3 in one sitting. She will fail.

Listening to gura covers at 1:36am is not healthy for me.
My heart is in a constant state of emptiness and I'm gosling so hard that i've been staring at the wall for 30 minutes as her voice fills my ears.
This is bliss yet I suffer

>>3999913
Very likely. DMC3 was definitely the hardest for me. 1 had some tough parts but that was mostly due to its clunkiness.

>>3999795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLZ4pxWGY1k
h
Here you go, you whiny HERfagging bitch.

>>3999795
At least pretend to care and get a symbolic ARS membership. If you can't afford that and just don't want to go through the effort, AWAY

>>3999795
not only you're a cheap faggot, you don't even bother lurking

>>3999795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfnLTmFeFJI
Yeah
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he was also the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Yeah
Ra-ra-rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra-rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
On, on
Yeah
Lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he was also the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Yeah
Ra-ra-rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra-rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Let's go
Yeah

Poll for Gawr Gura birthday present ideas:

https://www.poll-maker.com/poll3671750xAFA652F8-110

>>3989253
Ame, Mori, and Ina have all had birthdays. Thats when they get merch.
Save your wallet for June 20th and be prepared to dump $200 plus $60 for shipping.

>>4000347
Anon.. wtf is this? You trying to find out where I live bro?

>>4000581
Didn't even notice that. You don't use a VPN?

>>4000581
it missed me by 600km

For the birthday present poll, I just turned off the location tracking. Should be good now

>>3997062
uoh

>>3981185
>buy expensive ASMR mic
>never do ASMR

>>4000347
Updates on the Dante message? If that is still on, why have t on a poll?

>hold your breath and cum
if you say so, Gura

>>4000961
I'm not aware of the status of the Dante message request. That option can be removed from the poll if the Dante message is confirmed by the people involved.

>>3998631

If you do it, I'm in. I'm not very good and I'm working on my drawing reps, and I'm also very slow...but I'm in.

Pic related is something I've been working on as a drawthread request for the past week. Hoping to color it tonight.

>>4000961
Are you stupid? You fell for that? Anon said he would do it and then the exact next thread he supposedly got an email from reuben langdon already. He has no convincing evidence and has gone AWOL ever since. And you really thought shrimps had money to give Gura? Gura has been consistently one of the worst at getting money from her fans, she's below Okayu in the earnings chart.

>>4001047
Looking good so far

>>4001113
I dunno anon, I wasn't here for that but I don't think anons here are that schizo to make up random elaborate stories on something that pointless. Who would do that, it's not even anti behavior?

>>4000944
nah, she bought a cheap ASMR mic.

>>4001171
>Who would do that
Literally 80% of all posts on this board are people making shit up

>>4001047
Looks pretty good to me, anon! I have no drawing skills, so I'd only be able to contribute some doodles haha. I'd think that Gura would appreciate it though

The only useful skills that I have are related to software development

>>4000347

I think several of these ideas could be done simultaneously, but no way to vote for multiple.

Like doing the aggie shouldn't prevent us from doing other things, for example.

That said, definitely don't want us to copy the takodachis and go the Times Square route. Not because I found it objectionable, far from it - but rather because that was their idea and copying that would make both instances feel less special.

>>4001262
Not buying the most expensive one doesn't make it cheap.

>>4001390
it's literally the least expensive commercially-available binaural mic with normal balanced XLR connections. $649 is absolutely not an "expensive" microphone.

>>4000347
I like the donating option. But I agree with >>4001369 most of those are not mutually exclusive.

>>4001369
Yeah, I agree with you, Anon. I made this poll to just gauge interest in doing something special for Gura as a small community. We can make a new poll at some point that has more options and allows for combinations. A few people selected "want to consider other ideas" as well.

I think it might be good to keep it simple on the organizing side though.

>>4001526
I think that option would touch her the most. It diverts attention away from herself and instead focuses it to something she cares about.

>>4001442
650 is not much for any piece of audio equipment, but for a piece of extremely specialized gear that isn't going to see usage often it's not cheap either

I'd tell you to join the discord if you want to organize, but you're already there

>>4001707
it literally paid for itself before the stream was over
>>1951599

>>4001723

Is this for real? I tend to avoid large Discord communities, but if you guys are actually putting in work there, I might join.

>>4001703

I was just checking out different shark charities and found one called Shark Angels, which allows you to symbolically adopt different sharks. Got a dumb idea - what if we adopted sharks and gave our names as "Chumbud [InsertNameHere]? Provided the charity allows for it, of course.

>>4000347
>>4001526
>>4001703
What about donating to an ocean conservation charity in her name?

I really want that adopt a shark thing so people can autistically track the shark's location at all times and post [Shark News]

Forgot my pic

>>4002242
I actually like this idea more than going directly for sharks. I don't know what you guys would prefer

>>4001703
I disagree, donating to Gura herself would still be better than donating to a charity. Besides charities are known to be scummy, do your research on this topic. Cover and Youtube probably take a huge chunk of everything she earns, and she's not the biggest earner in hololive despite her subs. What I think the best options are:

1. Getting Dande's voice actor or some other (affordable) celebrity that she liked to leave her a birthday message.
2. Leaving a metric fuckton of big superchats for her all at once (I doubt there will be anything to surpass that one Mori stream but you guys can try, I mean you DO love Gura, right?) Even KFP who are vastly outnumbered by chumbuds manage to coordinate and shower their girl with lots of money.
3. Pay a bunch of cowboys to do a ukulele/banjo/guitar versions of her classic BGM and send the videos to her. This only works if you can get a whole bunch of em instead of just one. Other Holos had celebrity messages already, one nobody cowboy would be underwhelming.
4. Pay a bunch of tiny cosplayers to dress like Gura and have them march, make it like a Gura Holiday or something.
5. Start a go-fund me or whatever it's called nowadays for her. With a funny goal that she'll laugh at. Of course, there's very little chance the management would contact the fans to get that money, but it's the actual result of the fundraiser that matters and what Gura will talk about. If management can't accept the money it just gets donated to Gura somehow either by rapidfire superchatting/merch purchases/commission the most lavish fanart or have someone build a fucking small statue of her. Honestly if you can't get Dande's voice this would be my 2nd best choice.

>>4002333
I keep thinking about that thing her dad told her about the sun glinting off of the ocean being paparazzi fish trying to take her picture. Imagining a future where the fish are extinct and the ocean is full of plastic makes me want to tear my heart out.

>>4002242
>>4002333
Agree, I think she'd really like this. What's the least scam-prone way to collect money and make sure it gets donated?

>>4002711
>Besides charities are known to be scummy, do your research on this topic.
No shit. That's why you research the specific charity you're donating to before giving them a dime.

>>4002711
I'm not into #2 at all since YouTube has fucked Gura a lot and I don't want them getting any more money than I have to. I'm only buying merch from now on so only Cover and Gura get the money and none goes to YouTube. Fuck them.

>>4002711

I like the cowboy idea, it's the sort of silly she'd enjoy, I think. But I wouldn't discount all charities either, as >>4002826 said.

Really not sure about 5, I think that could come across the wrong way since people use GoFundMe to cover medical bills and whatnot.

>>4002816
>>4002810
First of all, if this is the plan, we do what
>>4002826
is saying. Never donate to a charity that does not list their spending with complete transparency.
How to go about collecting money? Hard to say. I wouldn't be surprised of there is a site/service that allows you to set a specific "goal" to give money towards and acts as the middleman so you don't give you money to a random anon. Something like that would be required for any gift that requires spending money to begin with. How'd the takos do it?

>>4003090
they trusted "some guy on discord"

>>4002816
>>4002826
>>4003090
>>4003168
We've got a little less than a month to figure it out. That's plenty of time for an ironclad plan.

lolol, removing BGM from the karaoke audio is basically impossible because there's some subtle timing difference between the loop she uses and what the musician posted to youtube.

>>4003384
Aren't you impressed, she's always finding new ways to make it difficult on you

>>4003384
Audio-anon is giving up...

>>4003423
yes, it's actually funny.

>>4003384
That's incredible

it's really tempting to put a reverb on her vocals for "stand by me" but that's against the rules.

So I'm not saying they are, but like... they totally are, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkjlOK6OrQ0

>>4003833
oops there's two of them, correct one with ame mention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfLKpPlXKE0

>>4000944
I wonder if she just never got around to fixing the audio settings on it. I know Mori keeps struggling with it, too.

>>4003877
I'm all for funposting, but I think Gura is just really happy to have friends and feels most comfortable or the closest with Ame.

>>4003384
Can't you take a snipet and compare at what time a certain beat hits compared to the yt version, use the length of the snip and difference of the beat drop to figure out how much % its slowed or sped up

>>4002711
Let's all sing The Wellerman chorus and make a karaoke out of it for her to use.

>>4004193
>I'm all for funposting, but let me undermine the fantasy behind funposting
ogey

>>4004278
Fuck that, it will be fucking awful.

>>4004044
She said she wanted to get a soundproof setup or something before doing it again so that stuff like the PC fan intruding wouldn't happen again.

I love her, but I have no faith that this will be done anytime soon

>>4004395
/vt/ sings king turned out good. /ggg/ sings anything will not be good.

>>4004450
Maximum optimism: She already did it and is putting all the effort she would put into ASMR into birthday voicepacks.

>>4004471
>/vt/ sings king turned out good
In what universe? Every "/board/ sings x" is nothing but a shitpost at best, and that was no exception.

>>4004519
Maximum GFE ASMR voice pack would kill me. Now my hopes are sky high

>>4004563
In the universe where you understand what fun is.

>>4004582
Yeah, it's fun, but it will make for a shitty birthday present.

>>4004193

It's only natural. They knew each other before Hololive, didn't they? I think she mentioned that in the Bathtub Pizza stream.

>>4004609
I'm not going to argue that something that won't happen will be good. Gura cute.

>>4004609

/ggg/ sings Devil Trigger.

>>4004395
Probably right. I'm just trying to think of something that doesn't burn money. I thought if it's just the background chorus and not the actual singing, it might be passable.

>>4004722
two dozen voices blasting NIGGER as one

>>4004751
If it's good might as well burn money on it

>>4004751
Honestly, the big collage with well wishes and fan art (no matter how bad, as long as it has SOUL) is the best option. Not very original at all, but it always works and is appreciated.

Translate that fucking Chinese-translated doujin. Yes, I'm still bitter about that.

>>4004204
no, it's not like that, it's an extremely small difference that produces a very slow phaser/chorus kind of effect, like there's some tiny clock skew or something. it doesn't really matter that much and the only real cost is that i'm getting almost no stage banter or gura noises this time.

I hope she sings Rolling in the Deep by Adelle in the future again!

>>4005116
>the only real cost is that i'm getting almost no stage banter or gura noises this time.
That's not a good trade.

>>4005181
i'm not happy about it either, but it is what it is.

>>4005116
I don't know a lot about audio stuff but wouldn't skewing the yt video the same way the gura's is skewed make removing it possible? I didnt understand some ofthe lingo, so i cant really understand how this wouldn't work

>>4005658
no, because calculating the stretch factor is likely unrealistic, and it's equally unrealistic that it'll fit the sample rate, and there will still be audible residue from the percussion because of the AAC compression, and lots of other things. it's possible that i could eventually get a kind of passable result with a massive amount of work, but it would certainly not be worth it. extracting her vocals is normally very easy once i find the original file, so there's clearly something off about the BGM loops and it's just not going to be worth the time.

>>4004722
Not sure why people like this song so much, it's barely passable at best.

Say what you want about DmC, they got most things right, just botched the most important parts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAOjPsvE8mc

>>4005820
Have you tried a different recording? Maybe some missing frames fucked the compression, i just dont see why would she change the bgm

>>4006233
DmC is, save for the colorcoded enemies, not a bad game. If the story, dialogue and characters weren't a 15 year olds vision of cool and edgy it could have been popular.

>>4006348
no, it's clearly not caused by a missing frame. that would be much more jarring and obvious. it's really not worth the time.

>>4006371
>If the story, dialogue and characters weren't a 15 year olds vision of cool and edgy it could have been popular.
Yup, not sure what the hell they were thinking, so much potential down the drain, the levels and art direction was top notch.

>>4006521
I'm still happy we got blessed with a game as good as DMC5 that fully embraces its own campiness and hope we're getting more in the future.

>>4006630
I'll probably pick that up next steam sale, been busy with other games, i didn't watch Gura's playthrough since i expect to play it soon.

>>4003168
please tell me they didnt...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOTADOqG-j4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOTADOqG-j4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOTADOqG-j4

>>4007734
Well, it worked out, didn't it? Unless he lied about the price and pocketed the difference.

>>4007959
watch her wife's stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25--SXFoFP0

I’m on an insane bus ride this evening and if I don’t make it, give Gura a HOOCHA for me.

>>4008690
That's not Ina

>>4006371
Gameplay was better than DMC2 at least.

>>4008744
it's a harem

>>4008762
The only good thing 2 brought to the table was that guns kept up combos. But they were so overpowered you could just shoot everything to death. DmC was a fairly solid hack and slash, and as I said earlier, the only extremely bad and unfun decision were the colorcoded enemies you had to defeat with uh, the weapons of the same color. That annoyed me a lot

>>4008700
Seriously tho this dude missed his calling. Could’ve driven NASCAR.

>>4008690
oh, i've been watching from the start, of course!

>>4008848
Pretty spot-on analysis. I have nothing further to add.
>>4005163
I want more 70’s soft rock and Singer song writer. Imagine Gura singing Radar Love or Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Even better, some Stan Rogers.
https://youtu.be/WNMge2vE6G8

i just want the anime songs karaoke she mentioned a long time ago

>>4009270
Unless she’s going to mix in some Kokia or something Unique, anime songs would get old for an entire stream.

>people are so invested in the "secret knowledge" meme that even the wiki refuses to acknowledge Gura is Senzawa
Why are you people so fucking autistic?

>>4009365
you must not like anime if you can't think of enough songs you like to fill an entire stream.

>>4009446
It's basic vtuber etiquette and has been the norm for longer than you've been here. Go make Nobuhime or Senzawa channels in your discord, nigger

>>4009446
You're the type of person the gate was supposed to keep out you tremendous faggot, kill yourself.

>>3995042
>buy her overpriced birthday merch
I think $100 for the tako cushion isn't particularly expensive. problem is i don't want a tako cushion or i'd buy it.

>>4009479
Anime music tends to be a bit bland. There are plenty of exceptions, but usually that’s not what we get to hear. If Gura covered the opening to Watamote, anything from Umineko, the opening to rezero, or the opening and or ending to Dusk Maiden of amnesia, those would be based choices.

>>4009446
>Why are you people so fucking autistic?
There's a very good reason she retired the character but nobody's going to tell you why. If you know then you know. If you don't then the secrecy is doing its job. Don't be an asshole.

>>4009886
she's going to practice 2-4 songs and the rest will be viewer requests, you're getting the yu yu hakusho dub op and you're liking it

I am super sleepy chumbuds

>>4009987
You know you can reply without baiting people to ask why or go searching. Just say she moved on, it's not that hard.

>>4010090
make some coffee!

Imagine gura with a gay harem

>>4010090
You have two hours to take a quick nap

>>4010118
t. pot calling the kettle black.

>>4010090
Me too bud and Ive had my litre of coffee today, good thing I'm slightly an insomniac so sleep doesn't come easy.

>>4010165
Gura isn't assertive enough to take charge of her harem. She'd barely be able to keep her brat act up as she's completely overwhelmed

>>4010165
baby gura has so many mommies

>>4010165
there was a really good yuri text post about gura and ame in global earlier

>>4010451
repost it

>>4010538
>>4008371

>>4009550
>etiquette
This is like if every time an actor got a new role, you pretended the previous character they played no longer existed. It makes absolutely no fucking sense.
>>4009767
I'm here and you can't do anything about it.
>>4009987
I don't actually care why, but denying that it's the same person playing both is retarded.

>>4010576
it's okay but I would have liked it more if Ame sniffed back

>>4010651
>I don't actually care why, but denying that it's the same person playing both is retarded.
That's good Anon. I'm just trying to give you a little bit of insight. As you can see we're not denying it. It's not a huge mystery, just a courtesy.

Gura cute Gura cute

>>4010651
If Gura hasn’t explicitly said so herself, despite it being obvious, then the polite thing to do is also not mention it.

>>4010651
maybe if we call it deadnaming, a tranny like you would finally get it.

>>4010651
>This is like if every time an actor got a new role, you pretended the previous character they played no longer existed. It makes absolutely no fucking sense.
If you can't see the different of a debut with a new identity and using celebrity actors as marketing for movies then I'm sorry but you might have brain damage

>>4010804
>Gura has to explicitly say things for it to count!
This is what leads to GURA HASN'T ADDRESSED THE RIGGING autism. Though it was fucking hilarious when Ame was 50 times more blunt than Gura was about it.

>>4010804
Well, obviously she contractually can't, whether she wants to is irrelevant.
>>4010831
We're not talking about real names here, we're talking about internet personas.

>>4010905
The only difference is that most actors are also public figures (ie we know who they are IRL) whereas whoever plays Gura is not. Everything else is the same.

>>4010937
What did Ame say?

>>4010651
No one is pretending Senzawa doesn't exist or they aren't played by the same person.
Discussing Senzawa is off-topic.
Do you troll Re:Zero discussions with "haha ecksu-plooooooosion!!!" just because Megumi shares a voice actor with Emilia?

>>4011054
Watch the fishtank stream. It's super good.

>>4011019
Seems like you got it but didn't process it completely. Fire up those neurons

>>4011063
Well, no, but if I wanted to troll I might very well do so if the fans of that VA were trying to keep the fact she played both characters secret for some baffling reason

>>4011054
ame was surprisingly passive aggressive, with little barbs. it made gura super uncomfortable. makes me think the rrat that ame is irritated by chumbuds invading her streams to talk about gura is true.

>>4011220
i mean, she has a right to be irritated by it.

>>4011087
>>4011220
What are you people trying to read into. I watched the full podcast stream and I don't remember anything insinuating any of this

>>4011220
I caught her slinging
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>
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at her but not much else.
I personally think it's revenge for the minecraft stream

>>4011292
THE GLASSES YOU DESERVE

>>4011169
Look bro, don't pay attention to them. Listen to me: It's not as a big a deal as it sounds. I don't know why everybody feels the need to jump your ass for a simple misconception. Just know that there is a reason and anyone that froths at the mouth over it is trying way too hard to make it more than it is.

>>4011368
>I don't know why everybody feels the need to jump your ass for a simple misconception
In case you can't tell, there are falseflaggers here right now.

>>4011330
Isn't that Gura's fault for not requesting them? I understood that it's up to the girls to request accessories with outfits unless their artist just feels generous.

i would literally never stop trying to sniff gura's armpits

God I hope she says the word “Cunt” while playing week 7

>>4011520
create a rrat of your preferred size out of your imagination or think about this simple fact: we don't know

>>4011520
Who fucking knows, Gura, Cover, and the rigger aren't telling. That was obviously a jab though, as well as the other stuff I don't have on the top of my head.

The past few threads have had HERfags derailing the place. I thought a couple weeks after outfit reveal would be enough but I guess not.

>>4011220
Nah, I don't see it. What I did see and later was confirmed by Gura is a simple fact that she was dead tired from her trip and recovering from some stomach flu. She obviously can't say it like you'd say it to your bros:

>"Man, I spent the whole fucking day shitting my guts out."

Gura was exhausted for the stream, and what followed was her at her worst, which paradoxically resulted in a legendary cursed stream with a heartwarming moment and Ame's delicious weirdness.

>>4010651
Anon, when a seiyuu voices character A and B, and the topic and purpose of discussion is B you don't mention A. The seiyuu is the same but everything else is different and not important. Why is this difficult for you to grasp? I'm certain you're just trolling. Nobody is that stupid.

Chumbuds, your general is in poor shape.

>>4011891
Just the usual

>>4011891
You get used to it. Unfortunately people keep replying to the bait

>>3995737
You are a massive faggot if you cried to that. You aren't man enough for Gura.

>>4012007
Gura likes babies, he's fine

>>3985191
Retard.

>>4011054
>YOU are talking about eyes being apart Gura?
> cue gura looking the other way

>>4012007
>You are a massive faggot if you cried to that
Massive enough to tear you a new asshole, fuckboi.

>>4011891
The entire board is extremely low quality currently

the correct songs to cry to were skyfall and stand by me

So we're not getting dante's birthday message for her?

>>4012240
Oh, is it because of the Meme Review thing with Mori? That would explain it. Guess we gotta make it through the weekend.

>>4012266
he'll be back or he won't. don't make plans that depend on either outome.

>>4010352

But that's the type of character that gets a harem in my Japanese animoos!

>>4012266
I still say we should make a donation to an ocean conservation group in her name. Instead of trusting one person with the money we should get in touch with a good charity and ask if they can set something up for us so to keep everything secure and above the table.

>>4012312
I've actually seen surprisingly little shitposting with that. It's more Kiara collabing with vshojo, the takodachi times square meetup, pink cat good/bad and the other usual falseflaggers

>>4012522
This is still my favorite idea. She would be so proud of us. And maybe we'll get more Blue Planet watchalongs.

>>4012661
I just remember the last time there was some Coco involvement way back before /vt/ existed and the bugmen made a concentrated effort to muddy up public forums like 4chan with division tactics. Maybe I'm just still paranoid from that.

>>4010025
Yes, please. My power and confidence are swelling up, magically erupt, and it's all because of the kindness I feel from people I don't even know~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IDTNHRXhXY

>>4012743
I'll probably do it either way, I just won't say anything about it if a group effort isn't organized.

Not sure if I'll watch the stream or not since I am kind of tired of the game at this point, but glad Gura figured out that the other FNF version was broken. I enjoy watching her playing real rhythm games a great deal, so it was painful watching her struggle at baby's first rhythm game because of control problems.

>>4013288
>baby's first rhythm game
That's rhythm doctor.

>>4013288
If you don't mind the game just throw it on in the background for the hour she plays, then tune back in when she reads superchats.

Current results of the poll for Gura's birthday present:

https://www.poll-maker.com/results3671750xAFA652F8-110#tab-4

If you haven't voted yet, go here:

https://www.poll-maker.com/poll3671750xAFA652F8-110

There was some good discussion earlier. Seems like donating to a charity is the top pick, but we could do multiple things.

>>4012743
>>4013240
I'll do some snooping for charities and see if I can track down one that actually does some good. If no one beats me to the punch I'll compose an e-mail and ask them if they can accommodate a special donation drive. It might be tough because ocean conservationists don't always get along with Japanese corporations and there could be some resistance from both ends. Plus they'd probably want to talk to their lawyers about it so those lawyers can go talk to Cover's lawyers.

Not sure how many legal problems this could face but it's worth a shot. Worst case scenario they say no, but at least we tried. Best case scenario we start a donation drive that the entire community can get behind. I'll take those odds.

>>4013672
I can't read that paragraph without thinking that's too much effort for a general with 74 ips in it, most of which won't donate.

>>3981479
I'd rather have a rainbow shrimp

I'm memberd to Gura and I miss having a Shrimp next to my name

>>4013806
I'm jealous of the people who get to be in her hair.

>>4013672
make sure it's not a big charity, especially not PETA or the WWF, 9 times out of 10 the big ones are dogshit.

>>4013880
PETA literally kills dogs and cats because they dont want to take care of them.

>>4013798
>that's too much effort for a general with 74 ips in it
Not doing it for us. Doing it for her.
>>4013880
I want to find something specifically ocean related that saves animals, cleans up plastic waste, and/or preserves endangered species.

>>4013993
Don't forget the coral reefs my man. Godspeed.
If you find something good, please keep the materials you used to select the charity so they can be shared. That will increase the legitimacy of the drive a lot

>ywn go on a stroll with Gura on a windy autumn day where she keeps getting distracted by cute animals or pretty sights.

>>4013806
I like the shift to stuff she owns, it feels more personal, and her trident is probably the most important thing she owns.

>>4014236
>implying she doesn't own the shrimp

>>4014236
I'd also take the shark hat

I like the cubes. I hope they're the next step up from hairclip.

I'm gunna order some salmon sushi on Guras birthday.

>>4012522
>>4012743
>>4013672
>>4013798
>>4013880
You guys are aware that jewtube and Cover takes away much of Gura's earnings? Why are you donating to some organization instead of taking all that money and getting Gura something amazing for herself instead? Is it even legal to donate in someone's stead without them knowing, I know Gura isn't a real name but you're donating using that entity without their consent?
But either way, I still think you guys should get her Dante's VA or buy her something cool. Besides, she fangirls for cats more than sharks anyway, so the ocean theme is kinda played out for her, least for now. Think of all the things you can do with that pool of money, you could get an artist to make a cool sculpture of her, or make a gigantic real life painting of her and Ame/all the genmates (she would love that), you could commission so much for Gura and not some random organization. Honestly, just a simple flood of big superchats is better. At least some of that money will go to Gura instead of random old men.

>>4013798
I'd put some money up for whatever charity/organization is chosen.

We can also get other communities involved in the charity (e.g. reddit, discord). I figured that /ggg/ could also come up with ideas and actually execute them.

>>4013911
They actually do this to an extent that they literally make up around 70% of all euthanizations in the state of Virginia, and have multiple allegations of stealing animals from people's backyards, all of the head members of PETA deserve to be shot.

>>4014388
>Think of all the things you can do with that pool of money
How about giving the gift of clean beautiful oceans to future generations? That not good enough for you?

>>4014544
Agreed. I think she would appreciate something like that over idolization of herself in some form of art.

>>4014680
it's sad to compare. She appreciates both. and she's also going to get a ton of art from fanartists as it is.

>>4014314
As in the membership badge? I think I'd prefer something else but would have to think what. Maybe bloop badge for 12 months and "fork" for 24 months, I don't know.

>>4014933
>bloop
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>4014388
https://en.hololive.tv/contact
A sculpture and a painting wouldn't work for multiple reasons listed on the link above, and Gura couldn't visit Japan to go pick it up anyways. Meanwhile donating in Gura's name would both be noteworthy and separate from all of the fanart she gets already, and would definitely make her happy.

>>4014084
>If you find something good, please keep the materials you used to select the charity so they can be shared. That will increase the legitimacy of the drive a lot
That's a good idea. It'll give me some traction with Cover. I'll have to e-mail them too and see what they think about it. They'll have to sign off on the charity organization as well I'm sure. I know whaling is a touchy subject, especially in and around Japan, so we'll see how far I get.

>>4015042
why can't people just donate individually and post proof here. cover doesn't have to be involved for that

>>4010090
I AM AWAKE CHUMBUDS, GET READY FOR AN AWESOME STREAM

We could also buy Gura a star or two

>>4014544
>>4014680
I think she'd be happy with it, but maybe there are other charities that would be more tailored to her interests? I know people here listen to every word she says, so it'd be dumb for me to suggest something. If you do go with some kind of animal thing, maybe get in contact with Amelia somehow, since she was already planning to do fundraisers for animal care. I...don't really know how people would go around it, but if she already had an idea of how to run the fundraiser it might work better, and also could get donations from teamates who would be involved in it too if Amelia set it up.

>>4015195
thats really played out tho

>>4015104
>why can't people just donate individually and post proof here.
It's not about us. I want this to get as much attention as possible everywhere possible so it generates as much good as it possibly can. Imagine a donation drive that runs a whole week leading up to her birthday. Throw it on twitter, throw it on reddit, throw it on facebook for all I care. The more exposure it gets the more good we do and the happier Gura will be.

>>4015366
That would actually be pretty cool if it took off

>>4015147
HELLO CHUMBUD, HOPE YOU HAD A NICE REST

>>4015366
That also allows for poorer fans like myself to give what they can like $5

>>4014388
Honestly, the charity idea does just seem like a money sink, and finding a good one is difficult. Besides, Ame already talked about doing charity streams with the rest of HoloMyth, so may as well just wait for that.

>>4015366
Putting it everywhere means we can blame reddit if it doesn't take off. Shitposting disaster averted.

>>4015366
I wouldn't be against promoting it elsewhere.

GOOMBA ROOMBA

>>4015195
also buy her 1 square meter of land in scottland so that she can be considered a "lady"

>>4015674
>LETS FUNKIN GOOOOOOO

>>4015674
Gura could probably change the tire faster than him if he's complaining

Go Gura Go Go Gura Go

gamer diet

Dorito Pope would be proud.

>>4015850
Fucking how

>I gotta put these marshmallows on the floor
Doritos, mountain dew, and marshmallows?

GURA CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope tired Gura means we get tired superchat reading but only if she doesn't die of sleep deprivation

i feel bad for her, not enough sleep, playing this repulsive game...

>>4015930

Doritos and Dew was earlier during the day.

>>4016123
She wants redemption from the shitty download version that made her look like a rhythm game noob; I can forgive her

>>3981172
I fucking hate this shitty Parappa clone I hope after this stream the dev team goes bankrupt so they can’t bother Goora anymore

>>4016136
Dew and Doritos for lunch, marhsmallows for dinner

>>4016256
About that...

>>4016256
>literally DDR
>not even close to Parappa
retard

>>4016397
NTA but it plays MUCH more like Parappa than DDR. The only thing that's DDR about it is the arrow arrangement.

>>4016397
Your game sucks dog dick loser come up with something original and stop soliciting fucking vtubers to plug your garbage you fuck

I hope she can play Dance Dance Revolution some day. Just imagine, Gura getting to have lots of fun playing a rhythm game and ending up all hot and sweaty at the end.

>>4016521
Shut up nerd

Why does the game audio sound like it's being played through a pillow?

>>4016256
People like it because of memes and the fact that basically anyone can play it since it doesn't get super precise or hard to enter inputs in like other games. Gura gets fucked over when she tries to play almost any other rhythm game though, so it's nice that she can play this even if it's basic.

>>4016613
Yeah I can't understand a word lemon boy is saying

Oh, is this supposed to be the guy who sings The Ultimate Showdown? Sorry, I'm old.

>>4016256
It's fine, there's barely any content so she wont stream it again.

What annoys me most about this game is how the bopping animations of the characters aren't in sync with the music. Why even add that detail if you're not gonna make sure it syncs up perfectly? It's like hearing people try to clap to a song and it constantly straying off-beat.

>>4016559
Tell her to play it, and to be barefoot sticky

da fug is this game

>>4017079
Trash. It's to make us appreciate Future Tone tomorrow even more.

>>4017123
I don't mind it too much now that it's at least detecting her inputs correctly. It's nice she can be vindicated. Project Diva will be a lot better though obviously.

>>4017191
unless she is playing through her obs window again

>>4017191
At least the inputs aren't being dropped but the sound quality is like that of a 56kbps MP3

SUCK IT MOOOOOOOOOM

>SUCK IT, MOM!
GURA

>>4017209
She's playing on PC anon, OBS just captures another window she has open in this case. The only reason she ever had to play through OBS was because she was playing on a console and didn't have a splitter, so her video went straight to her capture card and she viewed it through OBS.

S-Suck what bros?

oh, she really was mad

>>4017358
Them toes

>>4017358
The microphone

>>4017358
her giant futa cock obviously

>>4017358
Her tail.

>>4017244
They kinda grew on me a little. It would be cooler if the devs hired some really school chiptune artists or something though.

>>4014544
>>4014680
>>4015200
1. Gura doesn't even like her "ocean" theme that much. She doesn't bring out her trident or bloop or even do shark facts anymore. She fangirled for her cat ears more than any ocean related thing. So yeah, maybe the ocean donation will elicit an "Oh that's cool" from her, there are much better choices for a birthday gift. And besides like >>4015592 said, Hololive might do some charity streams anyway.

2. Cover and Youtube cuts Gura's earnings by a lot. Don't you guys want Gura to get some of that bday money instead of ALL OF IT going to to random old guys at an ocean organization? I also think it's unfair that Gura has never had as many superchat floodings as other Holos, maybe because she's the most subbed, people tend to think she's rich already. If you look at all the available data we have, Gura's earnings actually are pretty low compared to other vtubers and other Holos. Why not just have a shrimp army bring out the mother of all supacha rainbows? Plus you can even leave a personalized message with each one, this is objectively better than the ocean charity idea. It's literally each chumbud giving her a present like a real birthday party.

3. I'm not saying you guys should put up Gura on a giant screen, but at least do something unique and eye-catching for her, the girl deserves it. If you can't get Dante's VA, do some digging and find out what other pseudo-celebrities she likes and get a bday message from them. Maybe someone can rent out a place and have a Gura themed party and record it? Get a bunch of chumbuds and yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURA" together, it could just be a very short video like that.

But you all have a month or so to think anyway. I just wish you'll make the right decision.