/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura!

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

I am actually for real in love with her
and if that's wrong then I refuse to be right.

>>40121899
who?

>>40121899
I was about to make a thread with the exact same image. Good taste

>>40121962
The cutest being on the planet, my daughterwife

TuT

gura cute

>>40122220
Cute mouth

>>40122220
I still wish she kept the other one too

Gura child...

I’m going to try to become more empathetic and kind

>>40122220

chances Gura graduates from tot school this year?

She gained some weight over the holidays and it all went to her hips and thighs.

just stop making threads chumpedos

Just stop posting in them, dork.

>>40122822
What about her dump truck?

i'm hanging up my shark hoodie, thanks for everything gura

>>40122822
Perfection...

>>40123460
um sweetie she’s a vtuber, not your varsity letterman jacket

>>40123310
The ass is already fat, but yeah some would end up there.

>>40123497
don't call me sweetie, tranny

>>40123574
my cock is fully operational and ready for docking, I am not a troon

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>40123574
>Hangs up chum hoodie
>Continues to see validation from other dudes in /ggg/
NTA but do you really have any say in calling out troons when you're a flaming homo?

It would be nice if someone made a Gura edit of this meme.

>>40121614
My cope is that it still won't be that long, end of January. I do not actually hope for this, but I tell myself this anyway.

>>40123574
He should have called you sweaty instead on account of your inability to climb a flight of stairs without getting winded.

I wanna do dirty things to this shark's tummy

>>40123784
I'm honestly expecting it to be a couple or so months. It could be longer if it's an emotional/mental issue.

>>40123869
needs bigger tail and would be a kino image

>>40123869
I will clean your dirty things on her tummy

>>40121899
gura my beloved autistic wife

>>40123897
>emotional/mental issue.
it's not

>>40124184
You don't know that and neither do I. There's no reason to speculate. She'll be back when she's back.

>>40124240
>You don't know that
Yes I do. You don't go to a doctor and just happen to find out you have emotional/mental issues out of the blue. That's what happened, she went to a doctor and got feedback on something physical. She's also told us over this past year that she was dealing with some physical health related things, clearly this was those issues catching up to her and causing her too many problems to stream regularly. Im not speculating, she's definitely dealing with something physical but beyond that I don't know exactly what.

>>40124330
You don't know.

>>40124353

>>40124330
meds

the lack of watchable stream vods is kinda upsetting

>>40124330
You are probably correct, but it is technically still speculation.

Hey guys, anyone have any updates on Gura? I'm getting really worried about her. She's always been one of my favorite vtubers and I'm really sad that she's gone on hiatus. I've seen some people speculating that she might have health problems or something, but I don't know for sure. It's just really frustrating because she's always been such a bright and positive presence in my life and now she's just gone. On top of that, I'm feeling really horny lately and I don't have anyone to talk to about it. I guess I'll just have to keep waiting and hoping that Gura comes back soon.

look at this stupid fucking cat

miss Gura...
miss Gura again...
then I'll probably miss Gura some more...

>>40124532
the health problems are not speculation, it's literally the reason stated by her and cover.

>>40124593
that was my impression of you

Is >>40000000 the oldest Gura thread /vt/'s ever had? Usually Gura threads either reach the bump limit in a few hours or die off quickly, but this oddly polarizing post has had fans zombie it along for nearly 3 days now.

>>40124532
All the relevant info we have can be found by looking at her twitter page.

Gura last seen Dec 31 2022

>>40124623
Don't think so, pretty sure there have been some Gura related "don't let this hit page 10" threads that lasted close to a week.

>>40124623
>look up "zombie gawr gura"
>haha there's no way this ex-
>it exists

Is there ANYTHING that Gura hasn't been crossed over with yet?

uhhh

>>40124714
Pe Pe

>>40124714
I want sex with this

I love her more than anything!

>>40124556
I want to take her home...

do I still have goom perms I forgot

>>40125117
you have about 7 minutes remaining better make it quick

>>40125196
I had too much stamina goomba forgive me

>>40125543
Great, now she's going to starve!

https://twitter.com/shionchan_o/status/1609809557026656256
Shion also have a Gura nendoroid in her desk lol.

Pedophilia.

You'll hang for this.

>>40125794
>More importantly, I have a Nendoroid of Gura on my desk, and when I'm working on it, it's so cute that I keep glancing at it.
Thingken of wife...

Gura is a cute child

It is time...

>>40126080
gura...erotic...

>>40125794
>>40125872
she's just like me

Looks like I will be the final chumbud this time

She won't stream on Valentine's day.

>>40127041
You wish fatfuck lmao

She will stream on Valentine's day.

She'll stream exclusively for me on Valentine's Day

She'll stream down my throat on Valentine's Day.

>>40126947
Spankable T u T

>>40126210
I hate how this thread has awakened inside of me a fetish for mesugakis with rape whistles.

>>40127691
They're a very dangerous and scary combination.

>>40127691

She won't stream on January 2nd

any news of gura's whereabouts? mori almost leaked something interesting last stream...

reminder that gura spent her one of a kind, once in a lifetime one million wish on a nendo that she would've gotten anyways

I wish this game never existed.

>>40130309
but she got it before everyone

She will stream from the capital on January 6th

>>40130309
She got 3 more, but management can't even do the bare minimum of what is expected of them, so I don't have high hopes for any big wishes.

dakibros...

>>40130858
She should just start her own agency or go solo. Fuck management.

>>40130858
>She got 3 more
https://youtu.be/t7HJh1EENAE?t=90
untrue

Booba huhaha

>>40131063
I didn't know that. That sucks then

>>40131621
Why are you like this?

https://live.fc2.com/video/?id=72364867

>>40132933
Thanks

gura pee

I love my wife so much!!

>>40132933
What's that

>>40132389
Booba!

What if you woke up with Gura sitting on your face? What is the appropriate response?

>>40133726
Lick

>>40133726
Correction

>>40133726
Reproduction

>>40133726
Giggly mustache ride until she squirts down my mouth

Disgusting pedos.

>>40133726
"Mmmphfmm?"

>>40121899
Why is it so difficult to trust her now?

Why did she say her thanksgiving pie was no-bake but then said it was too jiggly when she took it out of the oven?
Is it possible for her not to lie about a single thing?

I still want the cookie pics

Dang these estrogen pumpers must get off of work at the same time as me or wake up.

>>40134856
She lies a lot

>>40135426
She dropped them all

>>40133726
Enjoy breakfast

>>40135463
>waiting 12 minutes to reply to your own post because no one bit
Anon…

>>40134856
>>40135297
>>40135463
It's safe to say at this point that Gura is a pathological liar

>>40135518
Gonna start replying to every "anti" and posting about their penises all day long again? Have some self awareness

>>40135582
I miss penis collector anon...

>>40135582
>didn’t mention penises in any way
>bring it up unprompted
I’m not the one with it on the brain

hi

>>40135915
Gabby get back in the sex dungeon!

>>40135915
You will never be Gura Gabby... I will still rape you tho

>>40135523
Stop replying to yourself, it's painfully obvious.

>>40136691
That's my personal sex sameido.

how is it going chumbies
all good?

>>40124659
Imagine grabbing Gura's little noodle arms
She wouldn't be able to stop you

>>40136984
Got a raise yesterday. Thinking about getting another motorcycle.

>>40136984
I just fap to Gura

Good morning chumbies

>>40137211
congrats chumbies, don't forget to get proper safety gear too
>>40137242
i might going to do it too

I hate this.

Gura mention from Shion!

https://youtu.be/tzl9oMCp9Gw#t=1h25m47s

>>40137349
Yup I always fully suit up. I've slid through asphalt before in full armor at 40+mph I don't want to imagine how painful it would be without any.

>>40137386
No one is forcing you to larp all day here
there are plenty of other gfe no male collab girls you can shit on with a fanbase not used to shitposting unlike us

Child...
Child...
Child...
Child...
Child...
Anon is she a...?

>>40137774
Is she saying she is married to Gura?

>>40137996
An adult? Yes

>>40137996
yeah

>>40137996
my daughter trad wife

>>40138065
She said she and Gura are going to have a threesome with the finest chumbud (me)

>>40138229
I made this post

>>40137811
Gura isn’t GFE she’s mutual crush experience. She’s a mix of shy and playful / teasing towards us T u T

I will never own a motorcycle after my dad saw a motorcyclist get killed because another driver forgot to check for oncoming traffic before making a U-turn. I also had a nasty spill on a moped once. Was lucky to walk away with just a broken collarbone and not a head injury too.

Is it time for the daily ASMR session? I think it is!
please gura i beg you i need new asmr content

Sex with a fembud.

Eating the flesh of a fembud

Giving cunnilingus to fembud

Sex with Gura while a Fembud encourages us.

Anon, Gura's fans are kids.
So fembuds are likely...
No, anon stop...

Watching fembud have sex with Gura

>>40138792
>Gura's fans are kids
I am a kid???

>>40138863
T u T

>>40138792
Sex with children.

>>40138415
Your dad loves you. They're dangerous and statistically have higher risks on the road. There's even horror stories of Tesla's ai ignoring and rear ending motorcyclists.
They're fun though.

Little girl
Little girl
LITTLE GIRL!

>>40138911
Do chumbuds really??

I want to pour sand in Gura's panties and force her to walk around in them all day

>>40139898
why

>>40140041
It's hot

>>40139898
>>40140092
Not cool, kill yourself

>>40140162
People talk about making her piss and shit herself and do horrific sex acts and THIS is where we draw the line? This is the bridge to far?

ohh nyo! it expired before he got to use it!

>>40140092
>hot sand

>>40140307
Yes you psychopath, you want to do something that might cause permanent damage to her cunny. Besides you are getting pleasure purely out of her suffering and not from actually doing something sexual with her. You deserve a bullet through your brain.

I love Gura
But her 4chumbuds are terrible
I hate all of you, just fyi

>>40140574
yeah,. me

>>40140356
lmao that's a little sad

>>40140356
hopefully he didnt figure out how to get the wallpaper

>>40140574
shut up rindo

>>40140356
hang in there, bud! you'll get that silver shrimp!

>>40140356
>>40140994
I legit feel bad for these guys, probably more than Gura would if she saw this...

>>40140574
*french kisses you while grabbing your ass*

>>40140574
What did we do wrong?

Let me smell your armpits, Rindo. I can't assure you that I'll be able to hold back when I smell your teen pheromones but you will definitely enjoy it.

>>40141732
Wrong thread?

>>40141068
They still have old members VODs to watch.

>>40141732
I agree but wrong thread man

>>40141068
She either doesn't reads comments or just doesn't care, either way it's a failing of her character. Imagine having all these people voicing their support of you and this is how you treat them. I still find her entertaining, but my view of Gura has plummeted.

Sex with the larper

Sex with the Chumbud having sex with the larper.

>>40142042
Rindo is here though, can't you smell her?

>>40142288
Why are Gura's thighs so obscene?

Sex with Gura while a chumbie fucks my asshole

>>40121899
Seeing everyone else celebrate Christmas and the new year with their oshis with all these awesome streams and specials is making me so depressed. Hearing about the great time almost all of EN is having in Japan while Gura is ghosting us once again is draining me. She's missing everything and all I can do is sit here in the dark and wonder why.

>>40142324
Nacho made sure we got a nice view of her thighs in every outfit. Thank you Nacho mama TuT

>>40142406
At least we'll get plenty of answers when she comes back next month just in time for the Valentines stream, right bros? haha...

>>40142406
I feel nothing because it's an announced break.

>>40142325
How do i know you aren't rindo?

>>40142474
Lovenest ASMR most likely

>>40142474
I don't need answers, i just need my yearly valentines cybersex ASMR

>>40142531
Yup, can't wait for the sweet make up cybersex after she explains to us in detail what happened in 2022 and apologizes. I trust my sharkwife.

>>40142406
Same, I waited all year for this holiday period since the last one wasn't as good as I remember the first one being.

FUCK OFF CHUMPEDOS
FUCK OFF CHUMPEDOS
FUCK OFF CHUMPEDOS

Threadshitters can die mad, and I know they think about us 24/7

Gura has a cun cun

>>40142708
Proof?

>>40121899
I think if she comes back with anything other than a zatsu, I'm just going to unmember on the spot.

>>40142840
Rape

>>40142636
tell your buddy he’s ruining your larping (as if it wasn’t already obvious)

>>40142902
she'll be back playing blue archive and you're gonna watch and enjoy the cunny lust like the rest of us

>>40142918
Shouldn't you go back to talking about not Gura? You seem to love it.

Look at this child...lying there...defenseless...

>>40142994
T u T

>>40142994
T o T

Dead thread
Dead fanbase
Dead oshi
But at least we don’t have male collabs right bros?

I love how much they seethe about my sharkwife!

Why are they so upset?

>>40143371
a male collab would be worse than a health break so at least you’re right about one thing

just a heads up if you guys got the signed postcard open it up and smell it
smells like cute girl

>>40143371
Damn right, and before you resort to cuckposting, no, we don't care about who Gura plays with offstream. Now fuck off.

>>40143371
>But at least we don’t have male collabs right bros?
this

She will not stream on Valentine's day.

>>40143797
That's right, she will be too busy having sex with me.

>>40143461
Cute, that had to be her idea.

>>40143797
She's going to be streaming into my mouth though.

>>40143461
I wish I could skin you alive and boil you in sulphuric acid

>>40143413
I dunno about them, but I am upset because I failed my driving test.

>>40140574
No. You hate the fanbase because you hate Gura for how successful she is and you are jealous. But you know that is not a good reason to hate someone so you say its the "chumbuds."

You think mama shark let Gura play with her pussy and daddy's cock when she was just a tot?

>>40142406
tummy hort :'(

Im sorry chumbros but... Gura is actually a fully grown adult.

>>40142474
She definitely bought some frilly lingerie from Victoria Secret just for our lovey dovey rubby ASMR.

>>40143371
>But at least we don’t have male collabs right bros?
the thread that runs through everything related to gura's approach to hololive is things she doesn't do. that happens to be a "doesn't do" that a lot of people like.

>>40124330
If it's physical then she shouldn't have any problem tweeting or making member's posts or doing a twitter space from her bed or whatever. In fact, if she's bedridden or she's recovering from something physical, then she should have even more time to do things than she would otherwise and yet even with all that time to herself, she doesn't think about talking to us at all.
>b-but she's on break!
Most Holos that go on break still tweet to their fans quite frequently. In 2021, Miko had to take 3 months off for surgery and she posted a diary entry with a drawing every day for her fans. When she got back, she cried and said how grateful she was that everyone stuck with her. When Kanata caught covid last year and had a 104+ temperature, she posted one short video a day for her fans. See the attached pic.
When Pekora took a month off for her voice a few months ago, she posted about her morning exercise and the activities she was doing each day. It was her first break that she had ever taken since joining Hololive three and a half years ago.
Aqua, Shion, and Ayame are pretty much on constant breaks nowadays, but even they still message their fans almost every day.

If the problem with Gura is strictly physical like you're suggesting, then there is zero reason to believe that she cares about us at all in any way whatsoever, beyond monetarily.

>>40144390
Gura isn't the other holos

Stop making Ame threads you motherfuckers.

>>40142474
you gonna hear a baby crying in the background this year

>>40144545
>Larper is a catalogshitter
Why am I not surprised

gura hasn’t showered or done laundry in 3 weeks
she’s back to wiping with shirts

Another long winded post by a guy that has daily mental breakdowns over Gura. I should take another break from this board since it attracts some of the least functional people on the planet. Anyway, I love Gura.

>>40144390
There is no actual argument against this (shitpost, but not incorrect) save for other shitposts like >>40144464 which equate to the usual 'no I don't want anything to do with her, yes I am totally a chumbud', but all we can do is hope she either comes back sooner than expected or she gets over it and does some of that while she's gone. I'd sooner expect an in bed laptop sort of thing like the offcollab member stream before a twitter space, though, not that I expect that either.
Bullshit aside, day 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOo10ndXtmk
Day 1 was something. Debuts are always awkward and I remember thinking she was obviously nervous back then but it's like getting slammed in the face with it, looking back from now. This'll feel weird after watching her beat the piss out of it not too long ago.

I am the only real chumbie in this thread

>>40145146
faggot saying she's her own person isn't the same as saying I don't want her to post more. I would love more updates on twitter and the members tab but I also understand that every single holo is going to act differently when they take a break. I wouldn't expect a threadshitter like you to understand though

>>40145224
I posted this.

>>40137242
Source? Image search not working.

>>40145293
We actually have the same opinion that she isn't the others but it would still be really nice for a little more communication if you wanna call me a communicationschizo while you're at it, fellow threadshitter. I'm gonna keep watching maneater, try not to lose it and start calling me and everyone else trannies for the next 16 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJQItn5Z2o

I would like to have sexual relations with shark girl

>>40130290
She honestly could be pulling "an Ina" and might possibly be in Japan. The only reason I say this is because Ina seems to be treating her takos the same way that Gura treats us. Ina even said "I don't want to stream while I'm in Japan".
So I feel like if Gura ever goes to Japan, she's not going to want to include us at all and won't stream the entire time she's there. She'll meet with people in secret, do her recordings, and then go home. She has no desire to share special moments with us. Everyone here will cope by saying it's because of security when they have no idea just how big Tokyo is and how impossible it would be to find her there. Not to mention a simple off-collab doesn't give away their location or any sensitive information. Fauna, Bae, Mumei, Kiara, and all the rest won't have any problems despite streaming while in Japan. Irys and Mori literally live there and have never had a problem.

The truth is neither Gura nor Ina want their fans to care about them anymore besides buying their merch. We just don't mean anything to her anymore and all of her empathy for us has disappeared. She probably wouldn't even think about us while she was there. The opposite of love is apathy, after all.

You can go ahead and grudge post this if you want. I'd prefer to be wrong, but I know I won't be.

>>40145643
same

>>40145601
don't compare to me the pol faggots, they're the absolute worst part of this general and I wish it wasn't so obvious that the mods do nothing about it and they ban evade when something does happen

>>40145686
the image is detracting from the larp

>>40145686
mucho texto

>>40145720
the polfags and pedos are two sides of the same coin

>>40145777
verbose schizo. pls understand

>>40145769
just let him practise his creative writing

Yeah I like Hitler and I love lolis (Gawr Gura) . No I don't care about your opinion.

I think it's sad that Gura isn't hanging out with Mumei, Fauna, Bae, and Irys in Japan.
When she does end up going, there won't be anyone left who will hang out with her except for Mori. Uggh.
I don't think she's ever been to Japan before and I hope we'll get to share that experience with her, but I think it's becoming more and more likely that we won't.

>>40145949
I hope you know Eichmann would’ve shipped you to treblinka with the rest of the defectives

Pissy slitty.

>>40146003
It's fine with me, I don't fault the SS for liquidating the SA

>>40145686
Well yeah, it kills the soul of the whole journey if they just disappear and we never know what they did while in Hololive other than sporadic gaming streams and a rare appearance in some Cover produced collab.
I wish Gura weren't so dodgy about what she's involved with. There are a lot of things she won't say a word about.

>>40146083
they actually “liquidated” sexual deviants first, which you would’ve instantly been recognized as

>>40145637

>>40146184
What are you trying to do? I already said I'm fine with such an outcome. You're not going to change my opinion.

>>40146184
Age of consent was 12 in Nazi Germany.

Another day another dino

>>40146184
Also why are you putting quotation marks around liquidating? It's a word that exists and it's definition fits within the context and meaning.

>>40146343
They had a breeding program too where girls got to pick from studs to breed with after they all spent time together in what’s basically a vacation club. Imagine.

>>40146459
ESL, that is why.

>>40146343
quick google searches couldn’t confirm or deny this, it looks like a 1933 law banned sex with children. In any case I know half you sick fucks go lower than 12 so that’s no excuse
>>40146459
because it’s a euphemism for using industrial technology to murder millions of people

>>40146486
That just sounds like normal courtship.

pol shit, gura? forgotten

>>40146603
Gura who? Im here for rare georges.

>>40146576
Are you retarded? It's still only 14 in modern Germany, you can easily Google when it was raised to 13 and then 14.

>>40146576
Holy ESL, where in the definition does it say anything about "industrial scale". Fucking retards make up words or definitions to words to fit your view.

>>40146601
well girls could all pick the same guy. since there’s a deadline to their stay they’d have to fuck him in a short period of time

Shut it

>>40146801
My perfect wife.

>>40146759
I got a 36 on my ACT in reading oldfag
>>40146735
Yeah, and I’m sure the social mores accept sweaty degenerates from /ggg/ having sex with their daughters

>>40146829
Yeah I may be a bit of an oldfag but what's your point? Is this really how newfags trying to debate? I feel like I'm bullying a child.

>>40147099
first you and the other /pol/fags and pedos failed to reproduce sexually, and now you fail to even reproduce your perverted worldview on /ggg/ to the most vulnerable and deranged schizos in the world. I just want to make sure that’s known

You think gura would like this?

>>40147164
Yeah, yeah. Now stop acting like such a faggot and make yourself useful by posting Gura. That way you're post are at the very least visually appealing.

>>40147209
Whenever I see a girl drinking my pp goes soft.

>>40145686
If Gura is the introvert almost shut-in people says she is that also HATES using social media and she's actually sick, what do you want her to tweet?

Hate to say it, but she strikes me as the type of person that doesn't have a lot going on outside of work so there is nothing to 'update' chumbuds about. Plus if she is with her family she's doing the right thing by focusing on them which is something I agree with.

As far as her maybe being in Japan and not collabing with the others, Bae and Fauna where at the Myth collab last year but didn't collab with anyone either. Heck no one knew Fauna was there until days AFTER the collab. So her not streaming with Mumei Fauna and Bae really isn't a big deal to me. Especially if Ina Iryis and Calli aren't doing collbs either and they are also in Japan.

Not grudge posting, just to me people put to much thought into these things sometimes IMHO.

Love blue shark wife.

Great start to 2023

>>40147394
does gura even have friends? I’m not sure I’ve ever heard her talk about someone who isn’t a coworker or family member

>>40147456
She doesn't.

No one cares about this but I find it kind of interesting and sad. I call it the gura abstinence effect. I noticed this week that ever since gura "stopped" streaming (so, after mid-2022) my porn addiction got way way worse, to the point that I'm listening to fully NSFW asmr while I'm at work and jerking off on lunch time, when I get home I'll probably check 6 different material sources and 100+ already opened tabs... please gura come back soon and provide the little feminine affection I need to properly function.

>>40147456
She's told us multiple times she doesn't really have friends outside of hololive, though we have heard stories from her childhood that involved friends she had at the time. There's also her elderly neighbor but who knows how often Gura actually talks to her. There is a timestamp from her first fall guys stream where she says a friend gave her some candy before the stream. She never went into it much but I wonder if she was talking about her elderly friend

>>40147536
I actually basically completely stopped watching porn a month ago, but I still jerk off to fantasies every other day or so

Is the shark in japam?

>>40147415
>cognitive enhancer

>>40147611
probably not

>>40147536
jesas bud, try vods or some 2view while she’s away

At least the new art we're getting is cute

>>40147456
Don't know. But I don't think she hates being a Vtuber or streaming or talking to chumbuds.

I think she does like talking to us, but something has happened to her this pass year, whether it be health, mental stress or arguing with mangement.

I remember the problems and stress she said she had with just trying to get the anime of her out to the public.

I only need Gura in order to be content. I don't care for money, or any luxury just her.

>>40147569
I would say she’s just introverted but having your only two friends be your coworkers and a large group of people obsessed with drinking your piss sounds alienating no matter what

>>40147580
I heard that's the healthy way to go but there's so much to see...
>>40147687
I unironically don't care about other girls (except aqua and shion but I'm JLPT N5 so basically I don't understand shit) and vods really don't cut it for me.

Will 2023 be worse than 2022?

>>40147929
Yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>40147929
can’t be any worse… right?

>>40147929
no

>>40147929
probably yes, there's way more things to use as ''hololive work'' this year to not stream

>>40147929
Yes
but that has nothing to do with Gura

>>40147822
Yep. Even then the ones she seems to talk to and be friends with the most aren't even in the same Gen. Outside Ame.

Not saying she doesn't get along with Myth, but I aaways wonder what Gura would be like if she debuted with Council instead of Myth.

>>40147929
I have no hope for the future anymore :)

>>40147929
We’ll she’s seeing a doctor now and has time to focus on getting better before she’s back I don’t see why not.
There’s not much point speculating expect to shitpost.

What reps have the chumbies been doing?

>>40148067
Stocks bud?

>>40147929
Why would it be any better? she's graduating this year.

>>40148067
so many normalfags I talk to are convinced 2023 is gonna be end times that I’m not super worried about it- seems like people are overindexing on 2020-2022 which were admittedly horrible for basically everyone

>>40148131
Binge eating and masturbation reps

>>40148131
Most of chumbies doing reps aren’t here right now.
Not really reps but I got a raise (code monkey).

>>40148144
people are retarded, Jerome is not Volcker he is not gonna fuck with normalfags jobs by raising past 5.5% or so. Go long TLT with your entire retirement account in 3 months and use half the proceeds to make Gura richer

>>40147929
It'll get better

anons I need to confess, I like to doompost because when I get proven wrong it gives me a sensation of relief :) (sadly this situation is not happening lately)

>>40148251
I’m a depressionbud, I can’t help but doompost.

>>40148232
Nice
I got a promotion, but I'm still waiting to hear if it comes with a raise
if it doesn't I'll turn it down and hope they don't fire me in retaliation

>>40148181
At least from 2010-2019 it was kinda of up and down. But 2020-2022 have been straight garbage and 2023 looking no better.

>>40148368
as soon as I say this the monkeypaw will curl, but as there isn’t a worldwide plague occurring at the same time as a global recession it can’t be worse

>>40148454
There already talking about another virus possibly on the loose this year and the global recession is already in swing.

Add the fact that modern entertainment has been trash for almost 6 years already and well...

Word of the year. 2023: Collapse
First companies, then economies, followed by countries.

I'll stick around just for Gura.

>>40147929
All I have is my real idol girlfriend Gura left.

>>40148719
I’ll have my own place in a few weeks to play koikatsu in VR while using my lolinco onahole through the end of the world. Bring it on.

>>40147209
Feet are really erotic.

>>40148181
Eh. Coof years were horrible for me for personal reasons, not coof reasons, with Gura/hololive being one of the very few bright spots. Future is looking much the same, new lockdown or no. Lockdown was actually the best part, as an 'essential' wagie. Dealing with the thank your heroes shit was infuriating but it was really slow and comfy, otherwise.

if gura is as smol as i think she is i want to fuvk her HARD

can't wait to read the gura thread about gura to learn about some faggot's life story

please do your reps, your oshi isn't coming back for another month

>>40149410
o i think its gonna be longer than that huhaha

>>40149395
it’s been nonstop blog posting ever since Gura went on hiatus, just stay away if you don’t want to read

>>40148302
I'm depressed too, but really don't want to bring others down with me so I avoid any kind of doomposting. No one needs to hear it. You just end up looking crazy.

I'm hungry

>>40149719
have you considered eating some shrimp on the barbie?

I'm in the mood for some za

>>40149826
But that’s cannibalism?

i hope goob ok
i hope she gets to hang out with some jp's and meet fauna and moom again

Gura is currently locked up in the hospital due to her schizophrenic fits of delusion.

>>40150244
You know, if Gura were to try to explain to someone that she is secretly an Atlantean princess with an army of loyal shrimp followers and a wacky cast of supernatural friends, they would try to lock her up wouldn't they

>>40150341
>try to explain your life situation
>instantly institutionalized

>>40149456
if she stays gone for a whole month she will legit fall off the face of the earth in relevancy

>>40150431
I think she could do 2 months without it irreparably slowing or damaging her career

>>40150431
Would she? Nobody is going to fill the vacuum that she left

>>40150431
She might honestly like that
Do any of u really think that she went into this wanting to be the face of the industry?

my blue moon-and-star, where are you?

https://files.catbox.moe/yqe85p.webm

>>40150431
Nah she'll be fine. Other content creators have gone longer and with worse communication and have gone back to normal as if nothing happened.
People love Gura

>>40150535
you never know, someone new could step up and fill the void. She is objectively the most talented streamer on the entire EN roster though

>>40150644
If I were Cover, my main worry would be how to get normies in without Gura, she’s clearly the gateway drug for 99% of their vtubers and none of the other girls have enough star power to draw in large numbers of new viewers

if goob cared about numbers she wouldn't go out of her way to try and sweep huge milestones like 2m subs under the rug as she did

I will survive the great cleansing.

>>40150431
Already happening to holoen. I wish they made less money. They make me understand why the little guy has to be kept down.