/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Women will never be funny.
They can only make a living on the internet with these two:
>Pretending to be a cute vtuber waifu who panders to lonely virgins.
>Showing skin and being sexy, basically ethottery.

>>40106767
Yeah, but I watch Indonesian VTubers.

>>40106767
Gura is funny, Ame has her moments too and Kronii can be pretty funny in collabs, the rest of them don't tickle my funny bone at all really.

fuck no
Kronii is only funny when she's Vesper's accessory.
Also most of the girls have awful voices, I can't stand hearing them without my ears bleeding.

Ame can be funny as fuck
Look at the Armando skits

No, at least not me because I'm used to seeing streamers in Spanish that are funny, so I have to lower my standards a lot to make me at least smile.

I only 'watch' them (only clips) just for drama and to come and shitpost here.

>>40108031
Yes, because she pretends to be a male in those. Hence the point of this thread

>>40107883
A real tempiss sis.

>>40108309
Wrong

I find them to be incidentally hilarious in their varied degrees of retardation. A woman doing standup or outright attempting to be comedic is around 98% fruitless.

>fauna
Her voice + over pronunciation makes me chuckle, but otherwise not funny
>bae
Not funny
>omegle
???
>irys
Unintentionally funny
>sana
Not funny, but has a funny voice
>calliope
Actually gets a kek lel doge from me at times believe it or not
>kiara
Not funny
>ina
Not funny
>mumei
Occasionally funny
>kronii
Unintentionally funny
>gura
Funny
>ame
Funny

>>40107883
you are either a faggot or worse: a w*men

>>40106767
yes
/thread

>>40106767
I think Gura is funny, she’s the most meme-able and has a pretty solid sense of humor regardless of your niche.

Amelia tries too hard to be a gremlin type of character that it often comes off as cringe but she has her funny moments

Kiara is funny when she fucks up her English and panicks to correct it

Mori… just isn’t funny. Like at all. Her music has a niche audience so I can see the appeal but let’s be honest most people watch her to see L3D tits on a screen and beat off

Ina tries to be funny by herself but she’s pretty bland, however in group interactions she can be pretty hilarious

Council…

I’d say sana was hilarious she said the most unhinged shit in the most innocent way

Mumei is just awkward

Baelz is just annoying

Kronii has her moments but she’s generally tame

Fauna is surprising funny as shit for the calm collected type

Irys is also really funny

>>40106767
Yes thats why i watch vtubers

>>40107089
why don't you go and suck men's cocks since you obviously like them more than women so much?

>>40110114
Holy mindbroken, nobody's talked about cocks anon

>>40106767
Fauna is the only EN girl who I would classify as funny, she actually tries to do bits and jokes. Some of the JP girls are actually very funny though if you understand japanese. Noel and Pekora are top tier comedians, they have perfect delivery and comedic timing.
Not that it's a bad thing if they're not though, mumei isn't especially funny but she's unnaturally cute and has a great singing voice.

>>40110204
every single person who talks shit about women constantly is a cocksucker in denial, I am 100% convinced of this fact and nothing can change my mind. If someone was actually attracted to women why would they act like they dislike them so much constantly? It doesn't make sense any other way.

>>40106767
>male fans of female vtubers treat them like the greatest thing ever because they rarely interact with women, etc.. etc.. also shitting on male vtubers because they're nothing special in the eyes of an actual man
>female fans of male vtubers are the same as they rarely interact with men and they attack female vtubers cause women hate women the most, etc.. etc..
Two sides of the same coin, no side is winning

>>40110922
Tell me why 95% of the most popular female internet celebrities are all thots who show their body for views then?
Women are not funny, but they are sexy or (cute) in the vtuber case, that's their appeal.

>>40110922
It's scientifically proven that women did not evolve with being funny or entertaining as a positive trait. That trait was something valued and selected for in men by women not the other way around.

>>40111171
The reason isn't because women aren't funny. The reason is men that are so honey they'll pay women for showing their body. Plenty of female vtubers are funnier than male streamers.

>>40111404
You are retarded and should try reading an actual evolution book.

>>40111171
>Tell me why 95% of the most popular female internet celebrities are all thots who show their body for views then?
because men are horny all the time and will reward them easily for it, this is just the supply and demand of the market working as normal and there is nothing wrong with this. If this upsets you or makes you seethe and you think having more eyecandy is bad, you are a cocksucker.
>Women are not funny
not true otherwise the most popular vtuber wouldn't be Gura specifically, it could be any other equally cute vtuber. The reason Gura is the most popular is because she is known and watched for how witty and comedic she is, this is inarguable.

>>40111404
>scientifically proven

>>40106767
Only Kronii has made me laugh

>>40111040
/thread

>>40111405
>Plenty of female vtubers are funnier than male streamers

>>40111405
>Female entertainer: SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>Audience: Hahahahahaha woman said penis now that's funny!

>>40108103
>Streamers in Spanish
Ewe

>>40108103
>Streamers in Spanish
Ewww

>>40111575
Maybe you should try vtubers other than Vsanji

>>40113097
>Female entertainer: SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Found the Vshojo watcher

>>40116954
>>40113097
Nvm brain gone

>>40106767
So this is who's been complaining about EN not streaming despite them actually streaming...

If Miko's retard antics don't make you laugh you simply have no soul.

For EN though, most of them aren't very funny. But they can be, usually when they aren't trying to be.

>>40106767
No. Only two groups of people watch them. Group A only do so because they are lonely and this is the closest interaction they will ever get with a girl due to a cocktail of psychological issues preventing them from forming any sort of friendly relationship with actual people.
Group B jerks off to their models.

>>40106767
>>40107089
>>>/pol/catalog
Your containment board is that way, in case you got lost. No circlejerks to be had here about why the Jews are the reason you don't have a girlfriend.

>>40118166
Does your man know you're on the Internet and not in the kitchen where you belong, ma'am?

>>40106767
Fauna, Ame, and Irys are a mixture of my type of humor. Sana used to make me laugh a lot.

>>40118208
Jesus Christ, this retard.

>>40110922
>every single person who talks shit about women constantly is a cocksucker in denial
you will never be a woman, and if you are one then you will never be able to reach shit on the top of the shelf

>>40106767
I could probably count the number of women who made me laugh (with their joke, not at them in a demeaning way) on both hands last year.

>>40111404

>>40111404
>A funny gene exists
Holy shit anon you just sound like a fucking idiot now. Do you also fall for those grifter incel youtubers that asspat you and tell you its not your fault?

Menhera have twisted humor
Go'one and Irys will laugh way too hard at everything and I appreciate that more than being a good jokester.

>>40120140
In other words I find that prone to laughing easily is more attractive trait than telling good jokes.

>>40106767
Ame is funny especially when she does something retarded or when she becomes a gremlin. But most of the girls aren't really funny desu. They're cute, sexy, interesting, but they're not funny.

>>40106767
I've found myself laughing at shit the Obsydia and Lazulight girls do in their games, along with zatsus
Same to a lesser degree for Council and Holo ID

>>40109368
No one asked for your shitty tier list faggot.

Sometime I see thread like this, read a few post and try to understand why anons try to argue with each other.

Oh, and
>>40121318
Nobody asked you to show your autism. But there you are, parading like a retarded mongoloid, sick of trisomic 21 with a inch of sociopathy. Please kill yourself and prevent mankind from your defective genes.

>>40111405
Gunna have to call cap on that one

>>40106767
the only reason im into vtubers is because they make me laugh

>>40118166
>>40118398
>>>/reddit/

>>40121318
Fuck off back to the subleddit you oozed out of if you want a turbo-moderated hugbox you autistic retard

>the cock obsessed /r9k/ crowd has now slithered its way to this board
wonderful, another boon of m*le vtubers

YWNBJ

>>40122576
You forgot sending sending this Chumkek >>40111575 to Reddit

>>40106767
Yes? why do you think thousands of people watch the stream?

Vtubers are the only ways I can find women to be funny, the males take over the irl.

>>40106767
Sometimes

>>40106767
I don't know how many times I've clicked on links to "funny" clips here and been disappointed at the complete lack of humor. They're cute though.

>>40106767
I didn't think women could be funny before vtubers.

Yes.

Go seethe about it.

>>40106767
>Do people actually find vtubers (women) funny?
yes

>>40106767
Some of the JPs are hilarious.
On the EN side, only Nijis like Enna/Pomu/Selen are funny.

>>40106767
One of the best jokes I heard in EN was the hitlerstache joke Ina made in one of the jackbox collabs

Funny EN? Mumei weird funny. Fauna is cute funny.

>>40106767
None of them are witty. It's braindead humor.
They can be funny but not intentionally.

Not funny-funny but amusing enough

>>40122576
Humor is subjective, anon. Kek and shit on me all you want. At least I'm having fun watching my chuubas.

>>40118166
>>40110922
>>40110114
>>40111530
>>40111575
>>40111405
>>40118166
>>40118445
>>40133685
Post tits

>>40106767
Don't find them funny, but I do enjoy some content.

>>40106767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddDIRgqmzqY

>>40141029
Post your own manboobs, you fat greasy fuck.
Come on, show those sweater puppies.

>>40141029
No amount of tities will cure your faggotry.

>>40106767
Just marimari underscore en

The only HoloEN that makes me laugh is Kiara and even that's kinda rare. I've laughed at other streams, but only because of something unusual that happened in the game, not from something they said.

Pippa is funny, especially in collabs with Lisa from Tsunderia. Ami has a lot of funny ojisan in her chat so they feed her lines and her delivery/reaction is funny. Gura used to be funny, but she doesn't stream. Haachama is the funniest of the HoloENs even though she only eigo-streams once a week.

> pretty funny
- Gura
- Fauna
- Ame

> Funny
- Irys

> Sometimes pretty funny but her running gags kind of suck
- Calli

> Okay
- Mumei
- Bae

> Has her moments
- Ina
- Kiara

> Idunno
- Kronii
- Sana

i do find them funny. retarded funny. you know like watching people falling & slipping funny, especially the JP ones

>>40110027
If you call me small, I'll prove you wrong. I'll smash Uranus

>>40107089
That's why you're on vt? kek

>>40141310
Holy shit female confirmed, you got a discord by any chance?

Post proof faggots

>>40106767
Yes.

>>40106767
>Gura
Funny
>Ame
Not funny
>Kiara
Not funny
>Ina
Occasionally funny
>Mori
Anti-funny
>Fauna
Occasionally funny
>Mumei
Not funny
>Bae
Unintentionally funny
>Irys
Unintentionally funny
>Kronii
Not Funny

Gura is the only one who is actually funny. Everyone else just gets a pass since they're cute (Ame and Mumei especially). That said Gura peaked like 2 years ago so even she's not that funny anymore

>>40149195
>Ina
Sure thing bud. She's probably in the top 3 most boring EN members.

>>40106767
I think Fauna's pretty funny

>>40106767
Gura consistently makes me laugh when she’s actually live. She’s very quick witted and exciting to watch.
Fauna is witty and is cultured. She’s also smart so you might miss her jokes.
Kronii shines in collabs and is a memelord.
Mumei is ‘heh weirdo’ funny.
Ame shines when she’s with Gura, which is rare unfortunately. She’s like Charlie Chaplin.
The other girls I don’t watch enough to say.

>>40149597
>quick witted
>witty
Nah brother, you're loneliness has made you delusional

>>40106767
Yes. Does this upset you?

>>40106767
>In particular the EN ones
What did he mean by this? Surely he isn't implying that Japanese humor is funny...

Gura and Fauna are make me laugh the most.

Kronii's okay. She just has dry sense of humor.

Only time Kiara made me laugh was when chat made her jump out of the plane in GTA playthrough

Others never made me laugh that often. Bae is a bit annoying and sometimes i think Mumei is insane. Cute but insane.

>>40106767
No, it's all about sex appeal

>>40123818
Based.

>>40106767
I haven't found one yet but if anyone has any recommendations for witty girls let me know

>>40106767
whacko

I've discovered Enna Alouette from NijiEN just a few days ago. Must say that I haven't laughed so much in quite a while. Tho it might be that her self deprecating humor and roasting chat just matches the kind of humor I like.

Ehh more unintentional funny

>>40141274
Perfect

>>40107089
You're the reason She-Hulk exists

>>40142144
>female confirmed, you got a discord by any chance?
I'm using this one lmao

>>40156715
you must be SEA

do women (female) really watch vtubers (female)

Pippa is funny is the 4chan retard way

>>40106767
Most women I know in real life are pretty funny! I’ve never understood men who couldn’t find cool, interesting women to hang out with. But I don’t find Vtubers funny. Except Polka.

>>40111404
What?

>>40118208
I wish online faggot men with micropenises and a telltale inbred slope to their sluggish pathetic jaws like fucking quivering cream would kill themselves. I’m serious. But a revolver in your mouth and blow the trigger so I can use your exploded brains to make something beautiful, you cock-sucking faggot.

What would your favorite chuuba have done if she were in this situation?

>>40168952
She would've said nyegga and she did say nyegga

>>40110114
Weird way of you to say that you suck your male friends' dick