/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Package came!

>>40082969
This one

Gura cute!

gura

Only one thread for you stupid chumlards. Go back

>>40083555
The other is being shitposted on and has the blonde bitch

>>40083357
Is that a real sized Gura plushie?

>>40083555
yeah, this one

I really don't trust her anymore. She clearly doesn't care and I doubt she's even that physically ill. There's no reason for her to be this distant and secretive all the god damn time unless she's hiding something that she knows will cause her fans to leave her.
I don't want it to be true because it would mean that she's one of the most manipulative and predatory people that exists.

>>40084005
Yes it is anon

Chumbuds are high maintenance aren't they?

>>40084189
Cute, where did you get it? Also can you put an onahole in it?

>>40084298
he made it

>>40084070
There are a million and 1 reasons she would be secretive:
>Family member very ill, she's the main caregiver.
> She's very ill
>She has an embarrassing condition
>Abusive relationship with her family.
> Abusive management
>PTSD because of a stalking incident.
Stop having faith, you don't know what hardships she's going through. If you don't believe in her, fuck off

>>40084298
Thanks anon! I actually made her. And to answer your question..

ohh nyo

>>40084524
Made me lol!

>>40084499
Anon... please don't fuck the shark doll.

>>40084499
I would

>>40084410
*Bad faith

>>40084665
>is homosexual
>pretends to be a chumbud
Real chumbuds would want to lose their virginity only with Gura.

>>40084499
TuT
I was thinking of getting a sex doll and dressing her up as Gura but they're expensive and I think a plushie is a bit more socially acceptable than a loli sex doll, so I would either have to hide it well or never let anyone in my apartment.

>>40084666
Anon...... nothing can stop that now...

>>40084788
Plush is a nice option to have, warm, soft and cuddly! Nice to cuddle during naps and won't be ice cold to the touch like a TPE or silicon doll.Plus can be hidden amongst a pile of plushies.

*dabs on you*

>ASMR stream? forgotten.
>Original music? forgotten.
>Cooking streams? forgotten.
>Watch alongs? forgotten
>RP members stream? forgotten.
>Rainbow trident stream? forgotten.
>Halloween cookies stream? forgotten.
>Thanksgiving stream? forgotten.
>Christmas stream? forgotten.
>New Year's stream? forgotten.
You are here.
>Valentine's Day stream? forgotten.
>Any member stream at all? forgotten.
>Shrimps? forgotten.
>The love? forgotten.
>Easter stream? forgotten.
>Birthday stream? forgotten.
>Graduation stream? imminent.

>>40088157
she can't do a graduation stream. you have to schedule those for a specific day and announce it in advance, instead of just tossing a frame up when you feel like doing a stream.

>>40088297
yeah just like ina... oh wait.

>>40088157
>he thinks she cares enough to do a graduation stream.
We won't get anything. When she wants to finally move on officially, she'll drop us like the sack of dirt she sees us as.

>>40085527
>le epic xD
just graduate this bitch already

I miss Gura. The other holos aren't a good enough substitute.

>>40084070
She is (1) pregnant and (2) dating her male friend.
Of course she's secretive about it, her career would be over.

>>40084410
Why do you feel the need to come up with the most dramatic bull shit when it's so simple to accept that she just doesn't care and has other priorities? like family indeed, the one she's carrying in her womb.

>post some nonsensical shit just to do a small dogwhistle
>the people at whom it was aimed start doomposting and making up more retarded rrats
poor gura
also, she unliked that tweet because she is angry with Ame, and there are not many ways for her to vent something like that

>>40091605
Enlighten me 420 IQ chumchad.
What was she trying to say with that sarcastic tweet after almost a week of silence and countless complaints from her fans who miss her a lot and want to know if she's dying or just being retarded?

>>40089260
you're not epic

>>40091605
what unliked

>>40092064
fanart with chibi ame and her

>>40091264
It would honestly explain pretty much everything if that were true, but I really don't think it is.

Gura got her second trending today

>>40092246
This is the first one

>>40092105
Based, she knew how her fans feel about Ame. She loves me.

>>40091264
Getting fired would be her last worry, the chumbuds who feel betrayed would resent (and stalk) her for years and it's in their god damn rights to do so since their soul has been completely drained up by her over the past 3 years.
You cannot expect thousands of people to devote themselves to you and then get butthurt if they resent you when you flush them away like used up toiled paper. Yeah you didn't explicitly ask them to love you but hololive has been around for years before she debuted and she was well aware what kind of connection holos had with their fanbases. She can try to come up with the most retarded excuses she wants but she's objectively in the wrong and has no right to blame her fans, she literally created them.

It's amazing how a couple little tweets from Gura can trigger the threadshitters this hard.
Just how thirsty are they for a yab?

>>40092280
I got this on my trends and it links back to the new years tweet she made back in fucking Jan 1st of 2021

Imagine being mad at this dorky goober
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJivnWf0RIs

>>40092374
Imagine seething about something you didn't watch

>>40092445
She's too powerful. Gura and Chumchads run this shit.

>>40092374
>Yeah you didn't explicitly ask them to love you
In a stream from a few months ago she said "I'll be there as long as you still love me".

>>40092610
I know for a fact she never said that.

>>40092280
>Family & relationships

>>40092661
I know for a fact that cum stained hands typed this.

>>40092804
Is this supposed to be an insult? I'm still right.

>>40092476
We have to pound out the Oreeossh...

Gura cute Gura cute!

I miss when she used to care, she used to read vod comments and members comments and replied with articulated sentences to superchats. All she does these days is say thank you or act disinterested with shitpost like replies.
People used to write health and streaming advice but she hates when her fans try to "manipulate" her like that now, because caring and giving suggestions to the girl you love is manipulation now apparently...

Ghost gura

>>40092995
No one is reading your posts

>>40093050
Ghost GUN

>>40092854
You are wrong though, you're just a wannabe white knights who latches onto any chance he gets to feel superior to other chumbies and shit in their faces pretending to be a better chumbud or whatever cope goes through your mind. She said it in a stream from a couple months ago, I forgot which one exactly most likely the one after she came back from the depression break and got cheered up by chat during the stream.

tl;dr: kys

>>40091833
>>40046790

>no Christmas stream
>no New Year's stream
>no Valentine's Day stream
But I'm sure she'll make time to retweet some merch. I fucking despise Gura now.

>>40093151
She doesn't even use Twitter anymore

>>40093114
You forgot both the stream and what she said, because she didn't say that.

>>40093120
She had time to shitpost at 0:00 (instead of wishing happy new year to her gachikois like literally every other holo) and add more fuel to the rrats instead of just communicating more like her fans have been pleading FOR MONTHS and she still has the face to complain with a sarcastic tweet at 6AM?
She's being retarded and she needs to realize it, she should've already realized by now.

>>40093151
Moving goalposts about no tweets already huh

>>40093120
This proves/tells nothing.

>>40093282
Without love, it cannot be seen.

>>40093215
Do you expect her to just come out and say "chumbies I'm pregnant I'm sorry for pretending to be an idol and excuse me if I go on maternity leave for the next 6 months pretty please! don't cancel your membership so I can pay for diapers with your money"?

>>40093233
Oh boy, enjoy your 6 AM after-thought tweet after she spent New Year's with her Swedish boyfriend you pathetic cuck.

>>40093310
Red truth: Gura is cute.

>>40093310
There's literally nothing to see other than your headcanon delusions.

I just can't understand why he's THIS mad today.
But I don't really care to know. Gura cute.

>>40093106
I am. And he's right. She's changed significantly.

>>40093665
It's projecting about new years because its family ignored him for the 10th straight year

>>40082969
Do you think she's recovering because one of her chumbies raped her?

>>40094621
It's more likely that she got raped after passing out from the alcohol at Mori's party and she realized only now that her belly swelled up a little too much since she remained pregnant.

>>40094621
Ok, which one of you fuckers was this?

Cripple...
The heck did you guys did to him while i was gone for NY, he's broken

>>40094861
dementia please understand

I can't imagine anyone still being a chumbud after 2022, Gura fell off so hard after 2021 that any fan with a shred of taste would recognize just how little she cares anymore. 2023 is just gonna be worse than 2022, she literally streamed less than half the time in 2022 compared to 2021 and nothing is gonna change this year.

some holos stream on Christmas and New Year’s to keep their lonely fans company, and other holos choose to spend that time offline with family and friends. I wish Gura was the former, but it’s okay for her to be the latter. If she was happy with her loved ones then I can handle being lonely without her. either way, one day I’ll wreck her little pink cunny and tiny puckered asshole

I love my wife so much!!

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twtter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>40082416

>>40094980
i can hardly even imagine what "worse" would look like. that's territory so far charted only by sana.

time to clean this stinky thread and make it usable for gura lovers

>>40095167
M

>>40095167
M

>>40094980
My expectations are all time lowest but I love her simple too much to just forget and move on. I still have a little faith deep down in my heart that will never disappear because I don't want everything that she said and did for her beloved fans to be just a lie to keep her job.

>>40095108
Gura can't go any lower because she has way more fans than Sana ever did. This was always Gura's endgoal: become big enough after 1 year to replicate what Ayame and the other lazy members do where they can just stream once a month and still be fine.

>>40089260
Kys

>>40095167
M

>>40095167
M

>>40094980
Vtubers suck. Gura is the exception.

>>40094755
mori would be fired if true

>>40095167
M

A chumbud killed is parents and kicked his dog. Now he's out been for revenge.
But the plot twist is that it wasn't a chumbud at all, and he is another victim of 'the falseflagger' so his autistic murderous rage was misdirected the whole time. It's a very tragic story.

>>40095167
M

>>40095105
first...

>>40092246
Family and relationships eh?

>>40095319
Blue nails doko?

>>40095347
she's my daughterwife

If the rrat from october is true, then this prolonged absence makes sense. For most women it only takes them about a month after it happens.

>>40095272
Mori can’t be fired, she’s fucked up so many times but suffered no consequences. the reason? yagoo fucked her like he fucks all the talent as part of the interviewing process, but Mori secretly recorded it and will release it if she isn’t allowed to do as she pleases

>>40095167
M
I will gladly post a pic but i don't have gura pics on my phone, yet
Have this one instead

>>40095347
Yes haven't you heard? Me and gura are getting married soon! you can come to our wedding if you wish.

>>40095397
That's a good one

>>40095397
here

>>40095167
M

>>40095167
F

>>40095397
>Gura and Aqua
Sorry, anon. You must have an abandonment fetish or something...

>>40095397
I really like this one, it's so perfect

>>40095319
*touchy touchy*

>>40092995
She never cared about what you clinically online keyboard worriers had to say in the first place

>>40095167
M

>>40095468
Podés hacerte cojer por un burro ciego puto inválido de mierda
No me arrepiento de nada

I got my burger

me and my daughter

>>40095541
basado

If gura unliked the dino gura pic because of Ame, then why did she like this one?

>>40095548
Gura... the calories...

>>40095548
enjoy anon, don’t make yourself eat it all if you get full

>>40095541
Onda vital jujaja
based

So they're joking about the party rrat right? Surely they don't even believe what they're saying.
But I guess I could say the same with all of their rrats.

>>40095541
Se le salio lo basado

>>40095568
You keep asking this, and you're too stupid to see that the answer is right in your face. Think about what Ame has in common with dinosaurs.

>>40095580
amortiguador

>>40095541
Lmao. It wasn't even supposed to be that much of an insult.
Kill yourself, spic. Enjoy your time in your third world shithole.

the tail is way too small. make it bigger

>>40095167
M
RT

>>40095604
dinosaurs were sluts?

>>40088157
falseflagging anti demoralization attempt failed. Sure you'll get em next time champ.

>>40095631
I want to stroke her tail

>>40094621
>Gura assaulted
>Bae puts out a blanket statement that no travel details are ever coming out from her ever
>Ame begins practicing how to use a gun
... Sensical, actually.

>>40092246
why you lookin up kathy griffin, you a jew or something?

>>40094621
particularly determined stalker seems more likely

>>40095623
Uy uy uy
Se ardió el inválido

>>40095541
Struck a nerve, huh?
What's wrong? Did your dad abandon you and your teenage mother or something?
What a shit thing to do considering you were probably her fourth or fifth kid by then.

>>40095589
Ask yourself if the girl with demonstrative social anxiety that hates crowds (which can be attested to by both her and third parties) would do those kind of things.

>>40095644
RT

>>40095644
RT

>>40095644
RT

>>40095768
Keep dreaming, schizo moreno.

>"an idol must not have a man, an idol having a partner is literally the worst kind of person"
>t. korone
It's possible that Gura feels the same and the fact she's dating someone might be one of the reasons that she's depressed and feels unworthy of affection from her fans, so much she's trying her best to get hated and forgotten. I gave up on my principles for Gura because I love here too much, I'm beyond the point of no return and I'd probably find a way to cope even if she debuted on onlyfans like Belle with a partner and made fun of her simps calling them cucks and losers. I don't think anything she does will hurt me anymore, unless she unloads a magazine in my chest or stabs me.

>>40095644
RT

>>40095167
M
>>40095644
RT

Why can't we get the cool schizos like mumei or fauna? This fags keep repeating the same shit over and over

>>40095793
I know it's bullshit, I just can't help but wonder if some of the tards that repost it actually believe this stuff.

>>40092804
hey what's wrong with having cum stained hands? It's fun to peel off. Do you like not goom to gura? Are you gay or something? Have you SEEN her body?

>>40095870
>I don't think anything she does will hurt me anymore, unless she unloads a magazine in my chest or stabs me.
I wish she would do this to me because it would probably hurt less than what she is actually doing.

>>40095932
She's not showing enough here though. I need more material.

>>40095589
partying and drinking would be bad for the child

>>40095949
she shot me in the leg after I tried to kidnap her at the airport in Frankfurt and it hurt like a bitch, don’t be so sure

Gura is definitely a fucking furry.

>>40092995
post looks like gayfaggery, didn't read.

>>40095976
Fauna looks weird

Big borgah tiny girl

>>40095976
Who's that green woman on the right? She looks like a rational human being.

>>40093151
I HATE YOU FOR BEING UNWELL ENOUGH TO WORK.

>>40095949
If one days she decides to shoot me I would welcome her with open arms too. A death by the person that gives meaning to my life is the ideal death.

>>40096053
Anon! You can't feed a child THAT much food! She'll become fat!

>>40094980
another string of words i didn't read.

>>40096105
Mmmm... YES

>>40096105
guwa needs more dump in her trunk

goora teef

>>40093151
It was management, not her. She cannot say that management is denying access to her twitter and is pretending to be her because it would break the NDA and she might get fired.

>>40095870
>Implying she would have a conscience about that.
If that's were true, she wouldn't give a shit and would continue to manipulate her fans without any remorse at all.

>>40096137
T o T

>>40095644
RT

>>40096148
sex

>>40096137
But her trunk is already massive!

>>40096278
MORE

>>40095976
I miss Rushia sometimes, she was so cute but also so fucking retarded

>>40096311
just my kind of girl…

>>40096148
T u T

>>40096148
they are so small...

>>40095870
I think your own imagination is the biggest danger to you right now, fren.
Just leave this board for a while and refresh.

>>40096424
Don't give real advice to the cripple. He doesn't want it.

>>40096424
Did korone even say that? Seems out of character for her.

>>40096424
I don't think his theory is any less likely than
>taking a break for health reasons while I stay up till 4 in the morning.

>>40096483
that’s just the normal NEET sleep schedule

>>40096311
It's sucked losing a flat holo but I can't say I watched her that much. She was pretty stupid to double down on her yab though

>>40096478
>Did korone even say that?
I could be remembering wrong but I thought it was a quote from her roommate, which wouldn't be a surprise that a thread shitter is using it like he is

someone post the idol handbook timestamp

>>40096537
Yeah she caused her own downfall, i still miss her though. I wonder how the Unicorn Vz Homobeggar arc might have looked with her still in holo.

>>40096311
I didn't watch her that much, but Hololive doesn't feel the same without her in the background.

>>40096611
>he thinks Gura read the entire handbook
lol

Would you be offended if Gura prolapsed her anus into your mouth, like her rosebud, her pinksock just totally stuffs your maw. Would you be like "Nope, you just crossed the line Gura. I am very offended" and just up and walk outta there?

>>40096502
to add to this when you are recovering from something seriously bad and sleeping like 18 hours a day hours start to lose all meaning, but I hope it's just gura being the same neet instead of her being this serious

>>40096611
the clip pulls up easily if you search for it, though it's obviously not as good as a timestamp

>It's just her being a professional NEET guys. It's why she doesn't have any time to tweet or make a members post. She has a very busy schedule of nothing.

>>40096923
she's just like me...

>she doesn't have time to betray us, she's a professional NEET, guys.

right, because it's so strange to be up at weird hours in the depths of the holiday season when you don't work a normal 9/5

Cancelled my membership today. After the announcement I felt like unmembering now would be a dick move but today's bullshit with the tweet made me feel sick thinking about how I was still supporting her without questioning anything. I'll be back if she gets her shit together but until that happens (if it ever does) Gura doesn't mean anything to me.

>>40096992
it's not even weird when you actually work a 9/5, it was sunday

wow, its been 8 hours and he is still going. pretty sad if you think about it

>>40097012
>still trying

>>40097012
What happened today with the tweet?

>>40097012
bye bitch~ love you tho

>>40097012
Unfortunately, mine doesn't run out until the middle of the month. I'll give her two weeks, but I'm not hopeful.

Is he larping as a member now?

Are you a:
>chumbaby
>chumbie
>chumbabooey
>chumbaba
>chumbubba

>>40097116
chumguzzler

>>40097116
chumgod

>>40097116
proud chumbaby goo goo ga ga please babytalk me Gura

>>40097112
at least one of the threadshitters is an ars member, he's been called out trying to twist her words during members streams live before. it's so fucking pathetic

>>40097116
Im a cumbud, actually.

>there are weakbuds ITT
>they might even be poorbuds
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I will be the last chumbud, as is my destiny

>>40097012
You posted this every thread. Someone make a compilation please.

>>40097116
Chumgil

>>40097112
>>40097204
The last membership content we will ever see from Gura was posted a month ago, now. There isn't really a point in differentiating members and non-members anymore.

>>40097112
>now

I've been building up my /vt/ filter, just a couple more phrases and it'll be done I think

>>40097340
You do know that there's a new membership wallpaper dropping any day, right?
Retard.

>>40096989
Unironically yes, actually.

>>40097441
will febraury have one? hope it's a lewd one

>>40097255
well, it's obvious that she would continue losing members due to her inactivity, even if she'd continued to barely limp along like she did the second half of 2022. the number of people willing to spend money on membership and merchandise for someone who has been doing so little is very small. as people continue to determine that they are getting nothing out of it, they will dwindle away just the same as what she's been putting into it.

>>40097372
Same desu. It catches most of the trash usually.

>>40097012
Cool story Morrigi192

>>40097012
so you didnt want her to tweet?

>>40097636
Yeah totally not the same guy

Gura cute!!

>>40097887
proof?

Gura's diaper is full again... who's turn is it to change her this time? She's been having such bad diarrhea.

>>40097116
I am the chumboner

The only reason I'll unmember is if she's both not sick and not in Japan.
If she's in Japan and not doing any off-collabs, then that will be severely dissapointing, but I could probably live with it while continuing to hold it against her forever.
But if she's not in Japan and she doesn't make any effort to explain what's going on or when she'll be back in the next couple weeks, then I'll just assume she's betraying us and leave.

>>40097898
no

Gura doesn't have an ass. She has a butt.

>>40097646
Just skip over the word salads. Not sure why they thespian so much. No one gives a fuck.

>>40097990
Just leave already. She's on break you're not getting anything.

why does he type every post made to stir shit up the same

>>40098067
she has a bum and i will smack it.

>>40098215
I’m a big fan of pics like this where she’s mostly clothed

>>40098206
That's not for you to decide. So until then, you can eat my shit.

>>40098067
Perky bumbum

>>40098308
Ye it is. I don't want gays obsessed with chumbies in this thread.

>>40097116
chumbussy

>>40098559
Me on the table

Try not to seethe too hard. It's bad for your blood pressure.

>>40098559
cute she thinks she's gura

>>40098559
Me before applying correction. T o T

I love Gura the most.

>>40098559
I am the captain now.

I love Gura's cun cun the most.

how many times has this guy canceled his membership this week? three times? five times?

I hope Gooba collabs with Tempus this year~

>Leave /vt/ to celebrate new year
>Get twitter notification from Gura
>Smile
>Come back to /vt/
>People are seething even more
>Be proud of my daughterwife
In those grim times, I feel grateful to those who needs to voice their anger /here/.
It's revitalizing really.

Imagine saying the most inflammatory things your tiny brain can muster, escalating when no one cares, and then coming back minutes later to start the timeloop all over again. Kinda weird bro.

I have no idea if this is a cosplay or a doll, but is cute so I'm gonna post it

>>40099003
Your wife deleted her tweet. She wasn't very proud of it.

>>40098989
roru
rumao

Sex with a fembud.

>>40099003
It has to be a hormonal issue. I can't imagine anyone with normal t. levels puking essays and setting up arbitrary mental timelines over a tweet.

>>40099084
Is that really all you got?

>>40099066
that many filters and that much make up defeats the whole purpose of cosplay. Like there's no point in it being real anymore.

kek imagine the first time you did in this year is seething to a sharkgirl in a mongolian shitposting forum

>>40099090
Did he actually put the effort to edit the image just for a failed bait? Holy shit.

>>40099157
imagine her lovingly putting your cock in her mouth and then gradually getting hornier and hornier as she tries to make you shoot ropes

>>40099183
I, unlike the various schizos in this thread, like to keep myself firmly rooted in fact.

aaaaaaaaaa why hasnt geekjack shipped my plush yet

>>40099353
haha she’s itching her butt

>>40099445
yeah...

Huhaha

>>40099536
are you meaning to post soundposts?

>>40099556
La creatura...

>>40099445
imagine how her fingers smell.

>>40099579
I don't have the soundpost but I think she was picking out a wedgie

>>40099353
This model isn't cute enough IMO
>>40099556
Now this model is cute

>>40099445
*takes big whiff of fingertips*

>>40099598
mmmmmm… strawberry and cream…

I miss Gura so much. Please bring me back to the old times. 2020-2021 was the best year of my life. Now i only look for the rope.

>>40099682
accurate.

>>40099694
she stopped

brapfags are being weird again

>>40099750
Sniffing your finger after scratching your butt isn't being a brapfag. It's normal.

i am sad without gooba

I want Gura to pee on me...

We're going to have to deal with people acting like 2022 had no good streams forever, aren't we.

>>40099804
Yeah, me...

>>40099750
the action of scratching her butthole through her panties so that the smell accumulates on her finger, it would probably actually smell really sweet.

>>40099855
To bask in her ambrosic warmth is the greatest of honors

>>40099857
well, of course it had some good streams. what people will remember it for is how she managed to overshadow them with a massive chasm of general inactivity and decline. the good streams were the exception to the pervasive nothingness.

>>40100037
That sounds like your problem. What I remember it for is the good streams.

does anyone have any good gura sound clips that i can use for first fap in 2023?

>>40099857
Just needed the gift wrapping and succubus erp and I'd have no complaints.

>>40100091
God, I can't believe she said that about us...

>>40100101
>>40099857

>>40100101

>>40100101
I have a decent one but it's an mp4 one second

>>40099857
lol.
No. What people are gonna be saying about 2022 is "at least there were a few streams back then"

>>40095764

>>40100271
looks like you aren't getting "coom_sound_my_wrist_hurts.webm", sorry anon

>>40100101
>>40100101

>>40100335
no way 2023 will have less streams

>>40100398
https://litterbox.catbox.moe/

>>40100194
followed up by "this is what being submissive will do to you, it gets you beat up"

>>40100457
https://litter.catbox.moe/ubyf5r.mp4

>>40100497
That's a reward for us TuT

She fucked off for 2 (two) whole weeks because of PC issues that she conveniently fixed right before having to appear in a con, after which she took yet another 4 days off even though her PC was fine. After coming back she didn't even apologize. If that doesn't prove how much she has stopped caring then I don't know what will.

>>40100537
post squirt moan. based.

>>40100553
not by her though

>>40100497
I want to be beaten up by Gura so bad it's unreal

>he's still going
Imagine being this pathetic.

>>40100101

>>40100537
Feels good doesn't it

>>40100592
Yes by her. She knows what we want.

>>40100450
>no way she will drop schedules
>no way she's taking yet another day off
>no way we aren't getting a single members stream this month
>no way she's just streaming 4 times this month
Slippery slope.

uh oh guras manager is cringe !!! :)

>>40100613
I want to let Gura win in a wrestling match on our king sized bed and then abruptly seize control and pin her down

>>40100626
Please tell me you haven't been spending all of new years day posting this over and over every time a new batch of shitposters stops by the thread

wabbit season

>>40100781
No way she will marry me. This should work

>>40100842
?
This is the first time I've posted that. I choose not to waste all of my time lurking /here/.

>>40100626
I pretty much stopped caring about his schizoness a long time ago. His shit just doesn't fly much anymore.

>>40100863
Yeah, not me

>>40100861
Rape

>>40100002
why is she peeing like a boy...? girl's pee doesn't arc like that if they're standing...

>>40100842
He has and unlike his boogeyman he is in fact the same guy posting the same shit over and over again. A beautiful display of total lack of self awareness.

>>40100824
Sex with this fembud
Sex with speculation buds
Sex with menhera buds
Sex with larpmates

>>40101069
i read speculum buds, and i was like, hey that's me!

>>40101017
>he didn't open the box

>>40098847

>>40101164
T o T

>>40101052
holy shit take you're meds, samefag

>>40101229
rubrubrubrub

Reminder that gura doesn't wish (You) a happy new year, she's just rubbing on your face the fact that you'll let her get away with anything because she's cute like the good little paypiggie you are.

>>40101326
yeah gura rub my face in your cuteness more

>>40101229
so cute!

i peed

>>40101502
nice man how clear was it

>>40101326
I think you should shut up and kiss me instead of being a tsundere using shit posting as an excuse to spend New Years with me.

>>40101128
N-now hold on a second

how many pairs of panties does Gura have in her wardrobe

>>40101910
2, and one is only for sex

>>40101910
She probably collects Disney panties. They fit her, you know.

>>40101910
they probably have cute prints on the butt.

>>40101578
Like drinkable water

I’ll leave you buds with this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZLhP-jUbTM
I’m going to play dorfs

>>40101931
how does someone manage with 2 pairs in a week? What about the other 5 days?

stay comfy /ggg/

>>40102106
No gooba, you get the top bunk.

>>40102169
you wear the same pair all the time except for when you’re having sex, that’s when you wash the normal use pair

has Gura peed today? What does she do while peeing? I want to awkwardly and creepily stare at girls while they pee.

>>40102010
Having sex with gura while she wears her mickey mouse themed panties....

I have a confession to make
I don't like Mario Kart

>>40102362
I’ve always preferred smash or mario party by a large margin

>>40102349
even something simple, Gura with panties with a cute teddy bear print on the butt would be based.

>>40101910
I imagine Gura has those little girl panties with the cute character prints on them. Like Disney panties

>>40102416
Figures Gura fans would like Smash (myself included)

i want to hold gura's vagina while she pees. see how high up the wall i can get it.

Having sex with Gura while she's wearing child clothes and kiddie underwear... o-oh nyo

>>40102683
in high school it was Lucky Star and Smash Bros Melee, now it’s Gawr Gura and… yeah I don’t game anymore really

>>40102821
please tell me what year lucky star came out so i can feel old and hang myself in shame.

I want to watch Gura pee onto herself in the piledriver pose.

>>40102881
I’m pretty sure the anime was 2003

>>40100450
Anon don't fucking jinx it....

>>40102960
nah, 2007. I just knew it was pre GFC

>>40103036

>>40103036
Girls that were 3 years old when Lucky Star came out, are now legal.

>>40103224
>3 years old
T o T
>legal
ewww

>thousands of years old
>comes from atlanta
wow...great lore...

>>40103224
9/11 is separated by as much time to now as it is to the election of Ronald Reagan

Gura is with me right now watching the football game. I'll take good care of her

>>40103401
>Atlanta
You fucking tard, lol. It's Atlantis and if you are posting rl shit then that is wrong too

>>40103401
Gabby isn't thousands of years old, she's a regular human

>>40103613
Have you heard of Atlanta? I'm from Atlanta.

Random poal completely unrelated to age.
https://poal.me/c8049h
https://poal.me/c8049h
https://poal.me/c8049h

You guys seem to need a constant reminder that things are always getting worse

>>40103863
nah that’s just entropy, I’d have to time loop with you retards for all eternity if it weren’t for that

>>40103833
Yes but Gura isn't

Hey /ggg/, passing Tako here. Now that my Ina is coming back in a week, wanted to offer my services to cum every day to Gura so she can recover faster

>>40104001
Gura is using Atlanta as her cover story when posing as Gabby

>>40104072
Gura is actually played by an obese Black woman from Kolb County named Jacquelianne

>>40103863
then why do my boners keep getting bigger and more frequent?

>>40104059
Thanks takobro, there is a surprising amount of takosame lewds on pixiv if you are interested.

>>40103863
(You)

>>40103860
5 to 14 are just such beautiful numbers and they are all unique in different ways, I can't simply choose one...

I want to use a speculum on Gura's cunny, then sound her cervix and pee into her womb.

Chumbuds aren't actual... y'know... they are just engaging in playful banter.

>>40104563
I'm not too keen on numbers 11 and up. Not enough fingers to count on you see.

>>40104850
I love CUNNY!

>>40104850
Yes i am, what are you gonna do about it?

>>40100537
now can you upload it to catbox with an expiration longer than a few minutes, please?

Wow, I see the threads are just as shit as usual.

Anyway, I'm just here wondering why she deleted her "le epic" tweet and replaced it with a generic 2023 one. I thought it was pretty funny.

are all the girls staying in whatever place Bae, Mumei and Fauna are or just Bae, Mumei and Fauna? I feel bad for Goobs, because I am sure she would want to get to be roommates with those 3

>>40104850
everyone actually is. We all know it. And we just go on with society as it is, knowing that we all know.

>>40105321
autism, she through her ironic cringe was cringe

>>40105321
she started retweeting art right after she posted that, I knew she would delete it

>>40105321
i liked it. I didn't even realize it was deleted cos of tweetdeck. Man, i hope she's doin alright, ya know?

>>40105414
I unironically think this might be the case. I feel that the ones who actually don't like the cute and funny are the weird ones and everyone else is pretending to not be ostracized by society.

I picked up the Trails of series in this time and I'm loving it so far. I think that will keep me busy while I wait for Gooba.

>>40105434
her face must've gone red with embarrassment. Imagine her blushing, and quickly reaching for her phone and deleting it. No matter what she does, it's cute.