/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cheeks

Now we can rub the dino tummy for real.

Sex with a fembud.

JUST STOP STALKING PEOPLE

Gura cute Gura cute!

Please take care of yourselves and play nice, Chumbos. Gura WILL return.

>>39952706
rubrubrubrubrub

Aim better next time.

>>39952728
only if you change my diapers anon

>>39952853

look at it

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>>39952642
My sweet adorable little angel...

>>39952945

Operation: "Onahole Dino Gooba" is a go!

>>39952642
My dead wife is an angel...

>>39952642
What would /ggg/ do if this was the next gura stream ?

It's gonna be a sad and long new years this time. At least i got you cumbuds

>>39953056
wh..what. why do i like that

Why did she stop doing watchalongs?

>>39953215
shid and piss my pants

>>39953265
Do public watchalongs for videos in public domain not count?

>>39953215
I would be so proud of her! My daughter is finally graduating from kindergarten!

>>39953222

i was thinking about Gura's butthole, and what her farts would taste like on my tongue...

>>39953265
She fucking hates streaming services, timing the movies, and having to sit still for so long without being able to chat.

SHAAAAAAAK

is goob dead

Tweet tomorrow i believ in shark wife

>>39953314
The daki doesn't need to be that lewd, even something as simple as this would be perfect. So apprehensive about buying one and someone finding it though. I hide my powerlevel very fucking carefully, but never get any privacy.

>>39953265
whatever happened during Tremors stressed her out to the point of never doing them again during her regular member stream time

>>39953481
New years day seems more likely to me and I really wouldn't complain if she did both

>>39953494
I haven’t seen the tremors watch along, maybe I’ll try it tonight. That movie reminds me of when I was 16

>>39953481
I will kiss dino Gura and not mind if she doesn't tweet.

>>39953644
First half was fun, don't expect much from the second half though. It's one of the very few streams she's done that I wouldn't really say was great. Probably the worst watchalong, though the first half was fun

Gurass

>>39953644
prepare for confusion and rage towards the end

oh nyo

>>39952686

>>39953781
UOHHH!!!!!

>>39953383
Remember when she used to pretend to be a shark girl and say this?

Gurass

>>39953781
how is this place a blue board?

>>39954135
She's a fish now.

>>39953781
Proceed...

>>39954135
s-shaaaa....

Licky licky

>>39953494
idk why she's so weird about it.

Imagine if Gura said something like this.

>>39954495
Imagine if Gura said something

>>39840575
I enjoyed it my time with it. 4/5 stars.
Would not recommend as a first onahole though. Get something more basic.
Sorry for the basic review I'm no professional hole fucker.

>>39954495
She did say that, but just to me. In our bed. After sex.

>>39954580
who's Gura?

>>39954495
Imagine Gura

>>39954732
Stop imagining

>>39954495
She already like last year.

>>39954732
yeahh im imagininng uhuh

>>39954862
stop that

>>39953781
She's the perfect girl~

TuT

>>39954495
Watching Suburu get better and better at english in leaps and bounds consistantly, puts my pathetic attempt to learn japanese to fuckin shame. JP is just something else, and my punishment is being not able to watch them because i can't understand the language.

>>39955294
She lived in canada for a while so she has a head start on you.

>>39954732
just kinda imagining her head on my shoulder. And now I'm deeply sad. Fuck. everything in my life is so fucking fucked, i don't know where to even start.

>>39953215
I'd say I would consider suicide but I do that pretty much every day anyway.

>>39955687
I hope things get better for you anon

>>39955746
suicidal thoughts everydaybros! *high fives* i turn my suicidal thoughts into little songs that i cherrfully sing while i do chorese and stuff. like "I'm gonna fucking kill myself, doo dee doo, use my bathrobe belt and hang myself in my cloest, doo dee doo" while doing the dishes or scooping cat poop n shit.

I'm so horny and lonely!

Mine

>>39955986
I've spent the last 30 years carefully inserting myself into a tight little inescapable trap i've built of no friends, burnt bridges, psychosis, paranoia, emotional abuse and anxiety, with no other humans to connect with, and I'm going to be here forever. No way out. Never burn bridges bros, never lose your friends, never lose contact with them, those connections are priceless, and once they're gone...

>>39956795
You care enough to shovel garbage into this thread, unfortunately.

>>39956645
I don't remember making this post but I must have

>>39956261
I sing songs and replace lyrics with suicide references. “ohhhh, we’re halfway there, ohhh ohhhh hang me from the stairs” and “kiiiillllll myyyyyy seeeelfff, kill-my-self” to the tune of a-ha’s take on me

I got my bowl!

>>39956645
>>39956995
Thanks for making these posts for me while I was away

>>39956897
consider it my gift to you. How about filling this thread with the opposite of garbage then, c'mon, show us what you've got. Some good horny posts that get the old noggin joggin would be nice.

>>39956261
>>39957055
IIIIIII just want to die~
(hayahayahayahayahaya)
Fold my arms and close the casket
Fold my arms and close the casket

>>39957105
>anon is pregnant

>>39957105
Cute box

>>39957105
How many ejaculations will it take to fill Gura's bowl?

>>39957499
The size of my loads has been increasing for the last couple of months for some reason, so less than originally estimated at least.

>>39957499
I think 3 or 4 good loads would be enough

>>39957576
your body is trying to tell you that it's breeding time

>>39953265
wasn't one of her most recent streams literally a watchalong?

>>39957576
Have you been consuming Zinc?

>>39956261
It's fun explaining to a therapist that suicidal ideation has become so common and frequent that it has essentially become mundane.

I haven't been on here the past few days, but did timezone schizo freak out when Gura tweeted at 8:55 am EST that it was before 9 am and she was on sugar and no time zone outside of the USA would it be before 9 am?

>>39958367
Got some medical shit going on that might be finally in the process of healing, and Gura has helped in that process.

i miss gura...

>>39954495
she basically did
though I wish Gura would call me her lover like that...

>>39958539
>did _____ schizo freak out when
Don't ask silly questions.

>>39957105
A rare fembud

>>39953265
She doesn't want to do any streams where she thinks we'll interpret it as her being our girlfriend.
There's a very obvious reason why she stopped.

>>39957105
>prenatal pills
fuck off whore

My dinoplushie came a week earlier than expected

rubrubrubrub

>>39958539
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1607012228036788225
That tweet. Why would anyone freak out about that? EST is the time zone she uses and gives us on times to look for her streams. She tells us this after almost every stream when someone asks her what time she will stream the next day or when she is back.

>>39956261
I have researched "helium/nitrogen exit bags. I would strap it onto my head while listening to Gooba's Fansa cover and drift away into eternity

>>39958679
a new year without her feels empty...

member the daki?

>>39959059
It took me a minute to parse the post you're replying to, but I think he means idiots who think she's overseas every time she's gone longer than five minutes. The implication being 'did a retard get embarrassed again like they did during the gurame karaoke surprise?'

>>39958907
She literally just did a watchalong though?

>>39956572
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3MHeNt6Yjs

>>39958488
If only they were as idol threats as they are mundane, but sometimes you just kinda have to step back and laugh. I kinda laugh when i tell my therapist about it in a jovial manner. All part of the cope. The first time I listened to Guras ASMR was during a particular bad period, and she gentle, and caringly pulled me back from the edge. I'll never be able to repay her for that. I'm coping, but for that one hour she seemed to really care, and that thing she said "When the world is too loud". I know it's gay and cliche and so many people probably say the same thing, but she'll never know she saved a life that day. Suicidal ideation continues, but I have never since then put into action actual plans to die, and have made no more attempts since then. No more badly tied nooses or bottle of pills in hand. Just thoughts, which i can just let go. </gayfaggotblogpostgarbage>

>>39959292
yeah
>>39959059
there are some schizos who will take something she says and then ESL it into thinking she is in yurop or some shit. Like when she read someone's time they said in chat back to them they said it was proof she was in yurop. Did they freak out when she said she was in EST on christmas?

>>39959554
different rendition each time...

>>39959516
Ignore him, dude.

>>39959800
M

>>39959697
No, they mostly shut up because the ESLs spent their 25th shitposting how she didn't tweet on "their" christmas day.

>>39959613
I avoid ASMR and similar content because it just makes me feel worse. I'd rather forget affection exists entirely than be reminded I'll never experience it from anyone, friend or family.
(Click here to unsubscribe from this blog)

>>39959697
Not that I remember. >We're bouncing around stages of depression and aggravation well enough on >our own. Aside from really obvious drivebys from tourists arguing with each other, hotwheels and company haven't been peeking in. Also there was >>39959859, seeing shitposters accidentally admit to being sea was funny enough to break the depression for a little bit.

>>39958977
>fuck off whore
This is why you can't get a girlfriend anon

>>39958539
>After all, it's impossible to look what time it is somewhere else and post as if you're there.
Look, I don't think she's lying, but if someone did, why would they take her words at face value? Wouldn't they assume she's lying in that tweet? You can't really use something she says like that to disprove someone who thinks she's lying in the first place, dumbud.

>>39959859
>>39960016
why would she tweet for subhuman christmas? is she even aware different places are on different sides of the international date line or does she think only Japan is ahead of the USA?
>>39960106
these people think she is too fucking stupid to know timezones are a thing and they think she keeps giving times as yuro time and waking up at like 1 am to do streams

hmmm I really want Gura cunny

>>39959968
click click click click click

oh nyo I wasted a few hundred dollars gambling tonight buds...

>>39960494
>gambling in games against his favor
Ngmi bud. Should be gambling with TSLA shorts since the stock value compared to its revenue is still overvalued by 5x compared to other car companies.

Anyone think we’ll finally get good Gura doujin with Comiket this year?

>>39960494
I played some poker earlier with my friends and I ended up breaking even. Had some horrible flops though

>>39960664
the time to short that shit was when it was trading at a 1,000 P/E, just long some long duration bonds with the rest of the degenerates

>>39960680
even it there was I wouldn't expect it to get scanned

>>39960494
Fool! that could've been an akasupa for our queen!

I ate so many sweets over these past few days I think I gave myself the 'beetus...

>>39960769
If shorting anything was part of my strategy I would've done it the moment the dumbass called his own company overvalued, but if anon wants to gamble shorting TSLA is a higher probability of wins than a casino with <50% odds.
Personally I don't have any stock or ETFs that have any major exposure to TSLA.

>>39960962
it was like 4% of the SPY, everything had it at one point unless you were buying something weird and stupid

>>39960075
I already have Gura

Is there anything of substance occuring /here/ or shall I just picrel?

>>39961452
Suicide and stock trading

>>39960808
That spending doesn't change my superchat budget for Gura, I can still send akasupers if I wanted with no issues. She would have to stream for me to do that though. I fucking miss her

>>39961532
Aim better next time.

>>39961532
Gura should stop streaming and spend her time milking me with her cun cun. T o T

I really hope she doesn't have fib-rodishonest liaritis

>>39961667
She's too busy with me already, why do you think she hasn't been streaming. Im "health issues"

>>39961690
I doubt she schizo posts here

>>39961667
my cock was made for milking T o T
please please please please

>>39960494
reminds me, I need to win the lottery so I can simply purchase Gura herself

>>39962212
As her current owner, she's not for sale.

>Gura is in japan doing stuff but will not talk about it untill she returns and tells us what she did, maybe even waiting for some of the stuff to start coming out
>Gura will go to japan in jan-feb, after all the EN's left but will talk about it during
Wich one would you rather?

>>39962295
Bae will still be there in Feb

>>39962295
It's not a would you rather, she's not there right now and won't be while the others are there

>>39962470
>It's not a would you rather, she's not there right now and won't be
LMFTFY

>>39962295
Once again, if they are in Japan then they will do a 3D showcase like ID did. So we will know. Why do you retards think they'll go there and not do that and not say anything until they got back. FUCKING TARDS

>>39962346
Did Bae graduate or does her college not start until febuary? Weird that mamarat is so fine with her virgin daughter in another country. Either paparat is there or mamarat is fine with Bae being in japan because Bae only likes white cock, like IRyS and Gura
>>39962295
Gura isn't there. Do you really think one of the retards like Mori wouldn't have leaked Gura being there if she was in japan?

gawr cute

>>39962736
Well Ina had been in Japan for awhile before anyone knew.

When Gura goes to japan, I hope she doesn't get arrested for trying to smuggle her gun in like how she smuggled her gun to california and then illegally conceal carried it all off collab

>>39962295
I genuinely don't give a fuck if she meets other ENs there or not. I don't care about off collabs. She should go whenever she feels comfortable going.

>>39962814
was anyone else there when Ina first got there? Mori and Kiara are blabbermouths and IRyS is kinda dumb

>>39962824
Gura has a CCW.

>>39962824
>gura illegally conceal carrying handguns
based I hope she smokes someone from /ggg/

>>39962824
while I do think Gura owns a gun I don't think she has to guts to try smuggling it like that.

>>39962888
IRyS was sick when Ina got there so she hasn't even met her yet. Mori did meet with her.

>>39962824
Gura doesn't own a gun but Papashark owns several

>>39963006
wow papashark owns a gun AND was on the chess club?

>>39961578

i have between 25 and 30 guns. i dont know exactly and i lost count a while ago

I'm sleeping. Please post cute cosplays in this thread for me to wake up to.

ITS HERE

>>39963253
Gura look out!

>>39963130
I bet you do mag drills all day with them like an autist too

>>39963253
rubrubrubrubrubrub I've been rubbing mine all evening

>>39962921
she legally carries when she is in her home town, but she doesn't know that carry permits are only for her home states and states with reciprocity so she thinks she can carry in every state when she can really carry in like 35 or 40. Hence illegally carrying in California

>>39963253

loli cunny shark

>>39962295
It's incredible to me that no retard in the replies actually answered this. All of them mistakenly and angrily accused you of saying that she's in Japan right now, when you simply asked which of the two hypothetical scenarios we would prefer. It's like the people in this thread are complete fucking morons.
My answer is the first one, btw.

>>39963006
Gura owns at least one gun for personal protection
>>39963069
During one of the red dead 2 streams she complained about papashark making her carry around a rifle or shotgun for hunting or something and it making her arms tired
>>39963130
based, I only own 4

>>39963733
its a fucking bait you retard

>>39964029
It's not. It's a good question because it demonstrates what your personal priorities are.

>>39962295
I would like her to be already in japan even if she never tells anyone just doing everything that needs to be done, when she returns I don't want ''hololive work'' excuses after 3 streams

I do feel bad Gura can't hang out with Fauna, Mumei and Bae. Like she clearly is over hanging out with the myth girls, but she never got to meet mumei

>>39964220
retard

>>39964396
>t. I have no argument.
I accept your concession.

>>39964029
That's nor a bait post at all you newfag moron. Lurk more, you stupid faggot.

i've listened to this and i started crying...
https://youtu.be/K6P9kaXPrqQ?t=7218

I bet Gura wants to have sex with me

>>39962470
He asked which would you rather be true, not which is true. So yes, it is a would you rather, you illiterate retard.

>>39964944
man
i miss her so much

>>39965177
Aim better next time.

>>39962295
Can't wait for the
>I'm back
then
>Gotta go to Japan to record stuff

I'm addicted to pissy cunny

>>39965851
nobody is telling their fanbase when they are going to japan to do things.

where is gura?
why is gura?
when is gura?
WHO is gura???

>>39966070
gura is cunny and mommy

>>39962917
I dont :^)

>>39963317

>>39963116
That's a boy
Maybe...
I'm gonna watch it just to be sure

>>39965958
meanwhile chicken
>Going to japan
>I'm in japan

>>39965851
Didn't get the memo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl74TE08fFc
Also, she already said she was going to Japan way WAY beforehand in a member stream so I'm not sure why you are trying to force some drama when she could've already done it already but got sick after because of it like how everyone in HoloEN just happened to get sick around the same time. You are forcing your own self hatred over a situation you know nothing about and using rrats to prove your point like they know any better than anyone else.

Logged on Twitter and saw that #GawrGura was trending. Excited that it may be a new tweet, but alas. Did find this though:

There are many others in Hololive with low number of streams this month, but it's all about Gura. Gura's popularity on Twitter is impressive when she purposely avoids using it.

>>39966799
>3dpd

>>39966799
the trending tweets are based on what you engage with

>>39964944
christmas and new years without her is hurting a lot more than I thought I would. I'm not as strong as I thought I was. I miss her, I hope she's okay, I hope she won't be lonely on new years eve, i hope she knows we love her very much. fuck.

>>39966451
bae is fucking retarded and later she talks about meeting her mama and getting shit signed at comiket

>>39965958
Bae, Fauna, Mumei, Kiara, and Ina have all said they are in Japan right now. What the fuck are you talking about?
Gura literally told us she has to go in November or December a couple months ago.

I'm really said we get no new year streams this year bros, hopefully gura just graduates next year to save us him more false hope

It really bothers me that Gura isn't going to share her experience in Japan with us. It really is starting to feel like she sees us as an ancillary by-product of being an idol.

Goomed to anal hook and nose hook porn, and because I'm face blind to asians, I was able to insert my Gura tulpa in there quite nicely. Why are nosehooks so hot? They look so fucking ridiculous, yet they're hot. Male brain, please explain. But when I marry Gura, we're gonna have so much fun... wonder if I can make her oink like a little buta.

>>39967135
yeah they said they they are in japan, not going to japan, they only told us once they were already there.

>>39967249
there's that self entitled manipulative abusive relationship bullshit again. fuck that gay shit off, she don't have to tell you fucking shit, faggot.

>>39967357
some said it before retard

>>39966971
it's okay anon, the holidays are a very rough time for many people

>>39967296
It's not hot, it's just your pornpoisoned brain

>>39967249
She's not in Japan
>>39967375
Trying too hard

>>39967400
i would have still been into bondage if I'd never seen porn. That's not how that works bro.

>>39967391
I've been drinking like a fish. I hate it.

>>39967423
not trying to hard, faggots need to stop expecting shit from her as if she owes you something. It's fuckin needy and gay, like fucking toddlers. You're men, not fucking babies. Missing her is fine, demanding shit from her is not.

>>39967453
well I hope that you're able to stay away from the bottle in the coming week and feel a bit better

>>39967568
I am gonna get over it when I nearly drink myself to death tomorrow night. I am a big gym person and it is hurting my gains.

>>39967544
Trying too hard

>>39967611
just don't be faggots.

So are you just trying to co opt >Still trying so I have to make something up hot wheels?

Take it easy, chumbies, everything is going to be alright.

>>39967453
i can't afford to drink. Gonna spend NYE alone and sober. random arbitrary point in time, yay.

>>39967249
You tard. If she was in Japan they would do a 3D showcase for Myth, just like they did for ID. So yes, we would know. Why would they send Myth to Japan and not do a 3D showcase? Who knows when they would be able to go again. Retards

i miss gura so fucking much. please come back.

>>39967375
Kill yourself, tranny retard. I'm serious. You don't know what entitlement means.
Throw yourself into a river head first, but only after you castrate yourself, you worthless, spineless illiterate faggot.

Goomba dokoooo~

>>39967357
Kiara and Bae both said it before they went, dumbass. Mori says it everytime she goes back and forth between Japan and the States.

>>39967840
Maybe in 2024

>>39968086
fuck you. she's coming back. 2023.

>>39967249
what about "I'm taking time off for my health issues" is so hard to believe for you retards?

>>39967971
Fine. Keep feeling like "she sees us as an ancillary by-product of being an idol." Enjoy how that feels sitting in your stomach. Keep spreading that negative feeling to everyone around you. Fuckin anti. What's your goal, to make everyone stop watching Gura? You want her to fall? You want her to fail? The fuck are you even doing? You're no better than those "I just wish..." fuckin falseflagging antis.

why is everything so difficult with Gura. I'm honestly really tired of this

>>39968153
You're a literal schizophrenic and probably have some form of autism that makes you aggressive and antisocial. There's really no point talking to you any further, so I won't be.

>>39968308
yeah? You just gonna keep posting you garbage posts to try and bring the thread down, shit on gura, and try to hurt her? I'll be there every step of the way calling you out on your bullshit.

If the little things that Gura either does or doesn't do bothers you this much, you can go ahead and get off this ride. No one's saying you're not able to.
I'm not going anywhere btw.

what VOD should I watch tonight

>oh shit my argument is falling apart
>I better call the only person willing to engage with me a mentally ill psychopath
really scraping the bottom of the barrel now

>>39966070
nobody asks how is gura

>>39968491
well yeah we don’t want to get depressed by the answer

God, how much would one of Gura's used tampons sell for? I'd definitely pay a couple thousand for one. And to think she just flushes them down the toilet.

>>39968491
If chumbies gave a shit about their oshi's health, she probably wouldn't be at death's door right now.

>>39968619
I don’t think I’d actually buy something like that but I could do a couple thousand for a used diaper- maybe $5,000 at the most

>>39968619
thank you bro i needed that

>>39968491
she wouldn't answer anyways.

>>39968491
I'm alroight

>>39968736
very niiiice

>>39968619
who cares...

>Bae said in her stream that she 'should' meet all of EN
Dare we hope...

>>39968491
Dead

>>39968801
>implying she isn't killing Gura right now
Would still qualify as 'meeting'.

>>39968801
She already met Gura. I don't know if she's met Sana so it either means her or the homos.

it's been so long without stream I think I'm cooming to 3D tonight

>>39969315
as long as it's still cunny you should be fine

>>39969315
Good idea

>>39969418
>3D cunny
uh...

>>39969315
3D? Or 3DPD?

my gooba merch hasn't shipped yet, is it time to kms?

Don't look up anything dangerous chumbos...

>>39968468
TAP

>>39967249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl74TE08fFc

Is it just the concern of stalkers and a containment breach or are these trips related to sponsors and they cant say because another party involved? "why would sponsors be there?" Casting couch

been a while since i posted here
how are the thread shitters? i refuse to backread

>>39969921
tons of blog posting but not that bad honestly, all things considered

>>39969921
well I've posted some of the stupidest shit that has ever been put to computer screen. It's my way of coping with her absence. And lots of hornyposting and gooming, to give her strength and energy for when she returns.

>>39969977
>>39970037
thats nice to hear
i did ctrl + f and only saw the "t" word posted once so it seems like it hasnt been too bad
I hope you chumbros are hanging in there ok

>>39968619
>she just flushes them down the toilet
You aren't supposed to flush tampons down the toilet

>>39967840
Aim better next time.

>>39969552
3DPD...

>>39970101
yeah I haven't even fought with any of them and gotten banned. I done did good!

>>39969921
They can still get uppity, but I think a lot of them are too bored of /ggg/ without new Gura news to shitpost about and aren't around.
Some depressedposting. But hey, it's the holidays.

>>39970101
me on the right

>>39970149
Just insert your Gura tulpa over the top of it, and choose porn that doesn't show their faces, and go for Gura's body type, and it's all good.

>>39970149
Are you sure about that?

>>39970291
nice watermarks faggot

uhh

>>39969563
Mine was supposed to be here today but it's 10pm and I don't think it's coming.

>>39970291
rare asian with pink nips? Or an actual western girl with the perfect body? That height too.

>>39970120
But they do. Tard

>>39968775
Me, faggot. And you cared enough to comment

>>39957105
Congratulations on the bowl. Also a request. Please raise your kid right and don't be a shitty parent.

>>39970291

>>39970534
Right give your child to me anon Ill teach them well ehehe

>>39970291
That's not fair. It's not fair that creatures like this exist in the universe. It's not fair that they are out there, having sex with other men, and all I've fucked is regular sized women. I'll never fuck a tiny 4 footer with pink nips and a tiny slit. Now I'm depressed.

>>39970661
stoooooooooop.

>>39970661
There arent enough pure sex bodies like this on this forsaken planet its a shame

>>39970661
>>39970291
I'm goin' to jail!

>>39970661
>>39970291
This better be the hottest midget on earth.

>>39970291
fellow /pcg/ member

>>39971139
i only post cunny there
I dont actually watch PC honestly

>>39971177
Thank you for your service fembud

Sex with 4 foot pink nippled cunnygirls like that should be illegal, no matter the age. If I can't have sex with them, no one can. Fuck you all.

>>39968801
Bae already met Gura over the summer. Remember they tricked Bae into showing up in like an evening dress when they were all in sweats/pjs and then she sat in the corner eating gushers in silence

>>39969896
>>39966451
pretty funny this is Bae saying it, considering didn't some Kiwifarmer ID her over the summer for being australian at an in n out burger?

Holy fuck my cock

>>39971224
tfw 4'8

Thing is the guys that get to fuck these 4 foot pink nippled cunny girls probably don't even have a size difference fetish, aren't even lolicons, and probably have no idea how fucking lucky they are.

>>39971216
No problem

year of the cunny

>>39971443

>>39971119
I think it's a legal chinese girl but I won't fault a jannie for b&

>>39971403
Anything under 5 foot is a goddess or angel brought down to earth by some kind of magic, and need to be worshipped. And fucked, by me, and not anyone else, cos that would be illegal.

>>39971403
FEMALE?!

>>39971119
>>39971499
It's very clearly a mature fat pattern so not attractive at all

>>39970291
where do I have to move to find women this small

I already goomed 4 times tonight, but I guess I'll go again...

>>39971499
chinese? But the pink nipples? azns have brown nips and buttholes.

>>39971525
you're funny
>>39971540
fembud but i am attached to my shark oshi..

>>39970291
Good fucking lord... this is a chinese girl right??? R-right???????

>>39971628
why yes my name is gawr gura how'd you know? A pleasure to meet my greatest fan

>>39971628
>fembud
Proof? Our last "fembud" was 6'9"

>>39971403

>>39971615
if you search the original watermark on twitter it’s a bunch of people saying “cy” and then moonrunes

>>39971724
WHOS THE ONE WITH THE PINKEST SMELLIEST MONS UNDER THE HEAVENS? GURA CHAN!

>>39971628
Same, all that I say comes with the caveat that I am still married to my shark wife. But tiny girls should be proud of how sexy they are, and life is probably kinda hard being so small, but if they ever feel down about that, they should be proud that they are the absolute god tier build for sex. Same with flat girls, I want the world to be swept with flat girl pride, so no girl ever again feels less of a woman because they don't have flabby cowtits.

>>39971702
retardchama every poster on /vt/ is female

>>39971795
But I have a penis.

>>39971838
go back

>>39971781
her fists can shatter cookies with her braps life is a breeze whos the strongest child under the daycare? CUNMEI

>>39971795
I wouldn’t go that far but a shockingly high percentage of Gura’s fans are female, I thought it would be <1%

>>39971765
then how comes the majority of JAV is brown nippled hairy whores instead of pink nippled cuties with pink buttholes?

>>39971857
Guess im going back to yellow funnyjunk

>>39970291
WHERE CAN I FIND SEMEN DEMONS THIS SIZE??

>>39971897
>he doesnt remember white and red funnyjunk

>>39971795
Idk audiobud, dorfbud, and archivebud are pretty manly. Never seen any of them participate in drama, gossip, or speculating.

>>39971923
No I don't ojisan.

>>39971765
what's her new twitter.

>>39971931
yea? which poster in this thread is each of them?

>>39971695
lol
>>39971702
6'9 sounds amazing i almost hope that is real

>>39971987
None because they aren't females.

>>39971993
>Fembud somehow actually taller than me
Strangely appealing

Platonic Loveless yet fun sex with a fembud while watching and adoring Gura vods together. Then eat pancakes while watching a watchalong vods.

>>39971993
I would honestly let an oversized fembud pick me up and suck my cock like a caprisun.

>>39972069
what kind of pancakes

>>39972022
meh i'm not doing the every fembud is a t-word thing today. can't be bothered and don't want to get in another fight with one and get banned again.

>>39972069
And then we fuck afterwards.

>>39971993
pretty sure it was 6'3 but talking about that shit attracts the discord niggers so i generally try and ignore it

>>39972069
extra stinky and smelly sex with a poorly groomed fembud. then force her to take bath while playing vods through a bluetooth speaker

>>39972154
Not taller than me then.... thanks for getting my hopes up.

>>39972139
chocolate pancakes, or drizzled in honey, strawberry jam, applesauce, vanilla icecream or eldergod tier just drizzled in pure brown sugar, or even savory options.

>>39972220
I haven't showered without Gura Karaoke on the blue tooth speaker for more than two years.

>>39972145
anyone who fights over that is pretty sad

>>39972292
Same desu but only because I haven't showered for more than two years (like Gura)

>>39972399
this sounds promising. hopefully you haven't bathed either?

>>39972358
i'm pretty happy actually. If more people had've stood up to them earlier on, we'd have less of them.

>>39972453
I don't even have a bathtub

>>39972460
people think i'm a legit TERF anyway i just do not care

>>39972508
Smurf?

>>39972554
TERF is what trannies call women that don't support their bullshit

>>39972508
they see in black and white, so if you're not with them on everything you're against them. They lack nuance. Anyways, better stay on topic. Gurabutt.

>>39972554
TERF means a feminist who thinks mtf transgender people bad

>>39972571
So based then?

>>39972585
>transgender
You mean biological males right?

>>39972575
goodnight gura sleep well

>>39972597
basically

i want to sniff Gura's diapers and be her mommy

>>39972460
>stood up to them
you unironically should kill yourself

>>39972640
They are literally being manufactured. This sudden explosion is not people suddenly feeling safe about it. Especially the way they target kids.

>>39972616
I don't have a dog in this fight I just want to alternate between lewding Gura and crying/fighting about her

>>39972670
gura has nothing to do with trannys though shes a woman

>>39972575
Oyasame

>>39972670
also

Never got the tranny boogyman thing, I didn't realize it was an actual big thing?
Maybe because I'm not on social media or discords or whatever.
And I'm just here to love Gooba.

and just like that discord has arrived
night chumbies

>>39972640
or to put it more simply, they're literally cutting the tits off teenage girls, and chemically castrating little boys, and all the governments are like, yeah okay, keep going, keep doing that. And i say "Hey wait a minute maybe we shouldn't--" then i get banned. Wish i could care less to be honest, would be less stressful. I'll think about Gura instead.

>>39972664
Everything that needs to be said has been. I'd love to go on a rant but I don't feel like this is the place for it, so I'm gonna play some xpiratez. Sure wish Gooba would come back soon.

>>39972659
why?

>>39972691
*child

>>39972220
anon...i'm only a little stinky

>>39972691
>>39972798
onahole

>>39972796
>he thinks he needs to defend /ggg/ from a "threat" that the teamate discord made up
is why a rhetorical question?

>>39972848
the even more sad part is that he still pretends to be a chumbud while doing it

>>39972729
it's the biggest incident of mass mal-practice since the lobotomy. And they're slowly taking over the internet. They're in middle management positions in tech, they mod the streaming platforms, they ban and deplatform. What makes them a threat to Gura is that they are also behind the anti-lolicon movement on twitter who seek to eradicate all lolicon material off the internet forever and censor it, and destroy Gura in the process. But Gura is actually doing an amazing job carefully remaining a lolicon, and a representative of loli, and it makes them seethe to know end. They hate her.

>>39971702
>>39971993
I can barely imagine a woman four inches taller than I am. I rarely meet girls aren't a full head shorter than me.

>>39972848
i want to know why standing up to them is a bad thing.

>>39972931
and yet the people you claim to be trannies shit talk trannies on twitter and have been cunny posting for like 20 years

>>39972931
I’m here to talk about Gura, not listen to this crank nonsense

>>39972931
That's unfortunate... Anyway.

If those of you on both sides of this are really here for gura why arent you posting cunny?

>>39972972
just sayin. Anyways back on topic. How much Gura pee do you think you could swallow without throwing up?

alright we're getting retarded again, good night, I'll see you all tomorrow night for new years eve depression posting but I have work the following day as well so I'll be too sober to participate much

>>39973037
i did
>>39971443
>>39970291

>>39973037
because it's all for me alone

>>39973073
my post other posts are illegal cause they arent mine

>>39971443

>>39973066
Oh Jesus fucking Christ I just realized how sad this place is gonna be when everyone gets way too shitfaced on new years

>>39971462
now i'm mad that one of the diaper pictures i have is an edit of this one and i just noticed

>>39973149
Thats assuming theyre going to be awake or not in the slammer after crashing into the loaded sidewalk

>>39973149
I only realized last thread. Just take it for what it's going to be and not worry about it too much.
Just know it'll pass.

>>39973149
I might just avoid it entirely, maybe watch some movies or something.

>>39971443
I need to put my penis in there and never ever pull it out. It just looks so comfy...

What color is Gura's underwear today?

>>39973341
Same color as every other day (She's not wearing any).

>>39973341
white and frilly she wanted to match the christmas season, on my face

>>39973341
Gura is too lazy for underwear

>>39973298
It’s gonna be too much I can’t do it, if people want to talk while sober I’ll read it in the days after

Did any of you guys that got your DinoGura plush get charged a duty fee?

>>39973364
Yellow snow TuT

>>39973416
jingling my bells T_T

Dunno why but I just suddenly started imagining Gura farting in a bath. Thanks brain, i guess.

>>39973341
>underwear

>>39973341
I got her a candy g-string but she ate it before we could have fun with it...

>>39970291
Relevant

>>39973618
Say what you will about Genshin Impact, but I won't deny that cunny if presented to me.

Please stop posting my wife in such sexual poses. Only i am alowed to see her in such a lewd way.

Dino Gura is helping me work on a lego set. It's been so long since I've done one, I forgot how much I liked them as a kid

everyone slep

>>39974960
Waken

stoopid shart

>>39975030

>>39974960
I not sleep yet

>>39975085
That's me

>>39974547
woah I just got so many memories flash into my head