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Thank you threadmaker! Love this OP, ahhhhhhhhhh I'm feeling so much better now.

wuca love! day 4
his community post was nice at least he's also missing us..

i love my cat boy little brother !! welcome back sonny !! congrats briskadets !!

im so happy he's coming back i can't wait for him to forget everything that happened during his break (except for anecdotes involving food which he will recall in perfect detail) so he'll go on his twitter and try to give the thought process behind the cryptic tweets he made each day, of course ignoring the christmas voice tweet. this break felt so much longer than the last one i missed him so fucking much

The break has broke me I feel indifferent about Sonny's return but welcome back anyway ig

I love my wife! I'm catching up on his letter writing stream now and he is truly unbearably sweet.

Congrats to the briskadets on the wait being over, I hope you all enjoy your time with Sonny later.

Love wins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NotgynF_GoY
piochan has a pov for the xsoleil collab
lets gooooo

Probably wont be able to hear him but im still tuning in to this collab for him.

>>39950792
Thank youuuuuu pioooo, i just wanted to watch one of the boys

>>39950908
This is so sex, source pleease

>>39950792
pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-chan pio-cha

oh, piochan is definitely in EST
he probably just fucked up his time zones (so cute)
and he's gonna be waxing sometime during the stream

>>39951076
NTA artists twitter is @Pigeon_desu

MystariASS

>>39951289
Thank you thank you

>>39951304
I need to fuck mysta while he calls me a retard and laughs at my face

kaichou pov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgcwOeZGf4I

>>39951410
W-why would he do that?

what a guy

News:
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
LAM Lxnoc Artbook Preorders (Dec. 28-Jan 31): https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1790778
Luxiem Anniversary
Kyo Bday

BOB(boys on break):
Aster (Until Jan 1)
shu (Until Jan 6)
Luca (2 weeks)

I want his breast milk

>>39951910
my penis being very small

>>39950792
I'm so glad we have a male POV. So many girls streaming too is this why the gamer wave is going to be all male?

Do they lnow fhe code is showing

>>39952132
You want mysta to ridicule your tiny little cock as you fuck him? Telling you that he can barely feel anything form it?

>>39952387
piochan (after freaking out for a bit) remembered there's a password for their room

>>39952387
It is on purpose. You can join the audience.

>>39952433
in this case were i have a dick, yes

Poor Hex getting bullied lol

hoeru bros!!
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1608881698439323650?t=4I1HJxcpdmlb51AlzdqR6A&s=19

I miss my dorky nerd husband!

>>39952666
TIRED & ALONE!

>>39952666
It's what he deserves (and enjoys)

>>39952433
continue, i barely read mysta yume thoughts

dopiver so cute

Ukiki is playing pokemon again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifNlIm0kVWc

luca's hehe tweet and his recent community post saying he'll be back SOON is making me think there'll be an offcollab

>>39953780
no more...

>>39953152
Mysta lying on his back bored scrolling through his Twitter as you fuck his ass. He says that he can hardly feel anything, that your cock is so tiny it can't even properly fuck him and its barely pass his fat ass. You try and fuck harder into him he rolls his eyes and mumbles this just a waste of his time, that he has a much bigger toy at home and can you finish faster he has better things to do. This makes you insecure and nervous making it even harder to cum, you try to thrust in harder and faster. A couple more mintues pass, Mysta laughs at this and pushes you off him, he takes your tiny little cock into his hand and starts jerking you off. He's using just three of his fingers to rub your pathetic cock, looking at it in his hands it's so small barely the size of his thumb. After a couple strokes you cum in his hands, mysta scoffs at the pathetic amount of cum and he wipes it on your bedsheets.
I am not a man so I have no idea what I'm writing

>>39954069
i dont have a penis so neither do i but holy

Pio these sex noises for FREE?

>>39953780
didn't he say he wanted to stream on new year's....but pls no more offpako copium I'm over this

poor boy's bleeding... or has a rash...

This feels like pio is discovering a new kink

>>39954197
Thanks for that I cringed really hard writing it

>>39954821
its better than anything i could write, be proud anon.
>>39949306
>>39952433
>>39954069
mysta/male reader, degrading?, small dick

>>39954737
there is a kink of this actually, I don't know the name but it's some ojisan shaving the guy to make him emasculated and look like a shota. i'm here for pio's shotafication journey

I miss my demon husband

>>39954954
It feels like he likes the pain of waxing it and also the looks of how smooth it is when waxed, he kept saying
> it's so smooth but so sticky

>>39955118
cute dopi! yea rush and then that cleanly shaven feeling can be addicting... and it'd suck for him once it starts growing back... maybe he'll hate the itchy feeling and well, he still has a box of those strips. might as well use them up...

>>39955620
I do feel like when the hair grows back waxed definitely is less itchy compared to shaved.

>>39955927
true but I don't like the feeling either way... but back to pio! the way he insist on having all the hair gone and is amazed with how smooth it is, makes me think he likes the newfound feeling of playing with his smooth balls. I bet he's still touching them right now!

I don't know why Kyo didn't just bail from today's stream. So much overlap

>>39956571
ACCELERATE

>>39956571
its new years eve for some people, have to give them something to watch with their overseas money

>>39956571
So many streams yet thread is still dead

>>39954971
waiting room... doko...

>>39956926
Be fair, we don't have many fans of Kyo and the main general is talking about waxing balls or the girls collab. Ver and Uki are present mind

https://youtu.be/Y3lO36r96TE
alban collab soon !! i won't be able to catch it but for any takaradachis that do, enjoy !!

Kyos a 3view now

>>39956926
sorry, still recovering from piochan's ball waxing sounds

ball waxing schizo guy i kneel

>>39957280
Deserved

wait pio-chan already waxed his balls? on stream? man i gotta find the timestamp later

i keep forgetting its new years

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>39957586
https://twitter.com/itaruchigasexy/status/1609012826227740672

wife retweeting DJ stuff....

>>39958194
pio-chan's gasps........thank you

>>39957948
>i keep forgetting its new years
2023 will provide us:
>Socially inept Briskadet befriending a Black person and watching "Friday" and "Cool Runnings" to study how to talk to them. Hard Rs might be used
>Comfydant visits a Target at night and discover what poor people do for food
>Deeper layers to the Mint / Chocolate war. How do Nuts factor in? What side does Orange and Strawberry stand on?
>One of the males plays Death Stranding and thus we get more dead baby talk
>Snakeanon continues to fail his applications, becoming more parasocial to the threads
>GAMERS wave are all in the PST timezone and thus make dead hours even worse

>>39958393
do you think wife wrote him a letter too and noctyx were privately exchanging new years greetings...

>>39959065
oh yeah totally

>>39958393
Noctyx love...

>>39958953
>target is for poor people
im learning im in poverty compared to this thread at this point

Pio-chan is the son of the a beagle and Hex...Hex fucked a dog and now Hex and Doppio fucking is incest. Amazing.

>>39958953
any black anons in this thread willing to be the sheltered briskadets token friend?

>>39959202
I refuse to meet anyone from 4chan.

>>39959181
Walmart for middle class whites... It fits

>>39958953
Target is for rich people anon what the fuck

>>39959287
>middle class whites
what the fuck, i really am poor

>>39959305
I don't know American chains. I only know Żabka

>>39959287
Imagine actually going t grocery stores and not just dumpster dive for all the shit they throw out.

>>39959202
i already said ill be their friend but im sure we dont even live in the same country

>>39958953
Target is the one that punishes people really hard for shoplifting, so a lot of poorer people avoid it for fear that the employees will scrutinize them harder than a more lax store like Walmart.
t. poor

>>39959409
You Polish?

>>39959614
Where does Costco fit into this? Educate me

>>39959690
costco is rich people because you have to pay a $60 membership with a card to even shop there

>>39958953
>One of the males plays Death Stranding and thus we get more dead baby talk
fitting cause the deadbaby talk mostly revolves around wife and wife did talk about doing a death stranding playthrough after he finishes zelzatsudan

>>39959690
I don't think I have ever been to Costco, I'm pretty sure it's on the expensive side.

>>39959690
Costco is for middle class because you get better unit price but you have to pay the membership fee

>>39959202
id meet up with sheltered briskadet if animefest hosts lux again (or brings noc) and they were going

>>39959743
>>39959782
>>39959807
I see, the more I learn about America. So what is lower than Target and Walmart?

>>39959876
probably the 99 cent store and stuff

>>39959876
Dollar tree.

>>39959876
where i live, there's a store called Food 4 Less and that's pretty much where i shop if not the dollar store being a thing

>>39959876
Dollar stores (about 3 different chains that exploit the poor)

>>39959876
Embracing dumpster diving at the local wholefoods because they throw away pretty nice stuff.

>>39960129
Only dumpster diving I am aware off is from retro video-game channels, that would salvage thrown away stuff from GAMESTOP and such

>>39960129
are you still dumpster diving anon..

>>39960129
I've seen some videos dumpster diving there and it's true! man, all that food would feed so many people here...

>>39960129
In the UK, Greggs has to throw out it's baked goods after a set amount of hours. So they tend to give them out to the homeless. I imagine after a few weeks they are getting sick of sausage rolls

>>39960234
>>39960260
Hell yeah, I can afford shit but why would I buy it when I can get a whole bottle of avocado oil for free when they throw it away. I've gotten so much shit from the dumpster, clothes, food, furniture, Tupperware, pot and pans etc. I even found 300 dollars once.

>>39960129
We can't have shit where I live, the grocery stores and restaurants all pour bleach over the stuff they toss.

>>39960477
Oh shit that's nice anon! I'd dumpster dive too If we had those stores here

>>39960477
>300 dollars
who is throwing away $300 but good for you anon, as long as youre not getting too sick

>>39960430
The fun thing is that it's illegal for cafes and restuarants to give food to the homeless

>>39960558
It was in a beaten up backpack...I will not ask any questions.

>>39960536
I love good ol US of A

>>39960646
oh..i heard nothing

To tie this conversation back to the guys. What males shop at which chains? Vox 100% is the type to go to M&S and Waitrose. Mysta is a devout Tesco lover

>>39960762
I once found a whole suitcase in the dumpster, I contemplated taking it but decided I didn't want to possibly die today.

>>39960908
after the amount of stories ive heard in america of people finding suitcases with dead bodies, id say you were right

>>39960804
i was gonna make a joke that sonny shops at uniqlo but that's too fashionable for him kek

>>39960804
There's no way Fuuchan bothers with chains if his little mountain town is really as remote and tiny as he makes it sound. He just buys whatever's on clearance at the corner store.

>>39960804
Doppi exclusively shops at shitty little bodegas that has several health code violations

Are all IRL Nijisanji males / asian twinks going to be at swinger parties tomorrow night?

>>39960804
Shu a target and costco dude 100% he's brought it up multiple times, Luca is a Kmart guy. Ike in IKEA is a no brainer but I can see him as a Lidl kinda dude

>>39961056
Uki? Definitely

>>39960804
i imagine luca as a vons guy

>>39961142
Good for him. Asian twinks are more trust worthy than white twinks.

>>39961232
Vox...

>>39961053
The rat in the corner give the place character

>>39960804
from what I know road tripping little towns in americana, there's either a sole dollar store or a walmart serving as a general big 'grocery' area in small towns so I can see wife getting his 50%off expiring meals from there.

>>39961306
thats just a hexagon

>>39960977
I always think back about it and what if there's stuff in it, and it was also a pretty cute suitcase too it was checker patterns...something I regret not taking it.

>>39961306
If there's a cat in the bodgea I'd definitely still shop there

>>39961451
maybe you'll see a similar suitcase when you go dumpster diving again

>>39961519
the cat is a takaradachi and it's doing it's job keeping the hexagons out

>>39961338
I once bought a "value pack" of 5 mutant size chicken breast for 5 dollars, it was kind of slimy and funky smelling but it fed me for quite a while and it didn't give me food poisoning so I'm happy about the purchase.

>>39961536
Suitcase and bags are always a tricky case because it's a trade off between getting something nice or becoming a suspect in a murder case.

>>39960804
Rethinking my statement, Mysta 100% buys from Poundland and Tesco is a backup

>>39961621
But the rats...they're nice please don't bully

>>39961699
real life gacha, 50/50 chance of winning

Hex fucking his son Pio

>>39961918
TOT

Heads up main thread goers, some /#/fag posted CP and is spamming doxx best to stay away for a few hours.

>>39961933
this fanart is the first time ive seen sex cat depicted this way

i know piochan usually lags but you can't help but imagine when he's frozen look down, he's looking at his waxed balls

>>39962163
uwwwooo the beginning of piochans mindbreak gaslight feminization arc

>>39961627
yea, I've been there too, I don't think they'll outright poison you but those prepacked stuff are packed with who know what kind of fillers and empty calories to make you feel like you had a full meal. the thing I've noticed with places like these is that the 'fresh' produce you get are definately b grade off loaded from bigger stores and they either have more bruises or are very close to expiring. luckily the grocery I go to is close to my apartment so I didn't mind having to go back every couple of days when I have use up the shit food...

>>39962299
Don't forget shotafication as well

>>39962298
It was raw chicken breast so I don't think there's any suspicious chemicals in it aside from all the hormones and the chances of me getting salmonella.

so piochan mentions he's trying to time up his sims stream tomorrow to end where he can join up on vox's totsu or something like that

Monster but it's wife(tenma) and sonny(johan)

Doppio Dropscythe is a once in a lifetime vtuber

>>39962980
Riku struck gold with the schizo

>>39963033
Somehow Hex is the dud of the three, since many assumed he'd be the stand out replicating Vox

>>39963349
Hey.... I like Hex, it's okay if he's the dud he gets enough supas to fund the rest of xslay.

>january 20th
wow time flies, i wonder what mysta will do for his birthday

>>39963349
Honetly while Hex seems cute I can not listen to his voice at all, and I wouldn't be surprised if I'm not alone.

>>39962980
>wants to be creative and original
>strong kayfabe
>adorable and funny
>cute autistic interests
>medium-level parasocial
>good in both solo and collabs
>ASMR
>fills dead hours

>>39963416
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/160903937332412416
first your tags... then your timeslot!

>>39962639
ah well if it's raw I imagine it's just going a bit off. the slimyness is normal but it also depends. that's what you gotta look out for any kind of meat! if their blood is red and watery it's fresh. if the blood is dark with it having a clear sticky mucus, it's starting to rot... I'm glad you're ok anon. frankly it's not too bad at that stage as long as the meat is still pinkish, you just gotta clean and prepare it properly.

>>39963419
wife and mysta will get their first birthday goods next year.....god I hope I have money for at least a keychain from wife

>>39963349
while hex is 3rd place for me in the xsoleil boys ill take him over an iluna anyday

>>39963495
The tweet is deleted...

>>39963495
kek sexcat stole hex's tweet

>>39963349
I find Hex hilarious. Deadpan is hunor is my favorite

teamup anon, vox has a stream at 4am PST
https://youtu.be/qN4f_IKqX-c

>>39963436
Treat it like exposure therapy I didn't like his voice but after a while I got used to it

>>39963702
I don't know if I'll be able to do it, I couldn't even finish his debut.

>>39963497
Oh it was definitely rotting, it smelled sour but oh well I'm fine so I'm not complaining.

>>39963647
He delivers his jokes with no energy or emotion at all and its always random. I love it

>>39963495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1UsVpl_FY
Meanwhile Hex broke Alban.

>>39963666
milords waiting room...nature is healing

>>39963437
tazumi did great by choosing such big yet adorable and funny guy
what a guy

>>39963750
It's fine if you don't enjoy him I'm the same with Pio I can't watch him for long periods because the 4kids anime dub voice kills me.

>>39963666
On it! Teamup updated, I'll have twitter open as well to keep an eye out for more unplanned streams.

https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1609037553377615873
wife so cute getting shy! but also so bratty baiting his senpais and wavemates!

>>39963906
I keep thinking does Pio really sound like that irl

>>39963958
i thought he was roleplaying but thats actually his voice

>>39963936
that kaemoji...what a brat he needs rape!

>>39963349
No one thought that

>>39963988
I dont watch him but you’ve got to be kidding. He sounds like an anime dub

>>39963666
milord i missed you.............

>>39963830
He literally says the strangest stuff sometimes with no change in inflection from his normal talking.

>>39963349
he's cute in the collabs/debut streams but i just don't really have an interest in watching his solo stuff.

doesn't help that he streams in between pio and ver for me cause i like a break inbetween live streams

>>39964050
it was mostly shitposters

>>39963437
Perfectly summarized. His schizo timeframe also makes him one of the few livers I can catch, well, live. I love Pio-chan!!

>>39963936
Rape correction needed

>>39964071
He sounds like that for the entire stream

>>39961121
didn't he get calvin klein boxer briefs after pogostuck?

>>39963437
>>fills dead hours
Is streaming in American hours that bad?

>>39964357
he usually starts 1pm-4pm (depending where you are in the U.S) which is doable for the holidays but will be rough for wagies or students once we all go back to the grind

>>39964357
theres usually no streams from 8am - 1pm PST and if doppio is part of a collab thats later then theres no streams from 8am - 5pm PST

>>39963906
...same. this is why even though I love everything (the personality, aesthetics, game choices, asmr) I get filtered by pio and sexcat's voice... I really do love these boys but maybe in small doses...

>>39964357
Try watching in the EU.
>Mornings
Sonny, Luca and sometimes Alban
>Afternoons
Vox, Mysta, Ike, Fulgur. Ren on a rare occasion
>Evenings
Lol. Basically from 4/5pm GMT until 1/2am GMT; you get nothing. Maybe the odd Uki or Alban. But basically NijiEN has done nothing to amend this giant deadzone. It's either Aussies or primetime PST

setting my alarm for 3:40am... home

>>39963495
Why was this post deleted and why was Hex’s post deleted??? What was his post?

>>39965253
sexcat stole that post too

>>39965253
Hex gonna do a guerilla stream for new years and they made a joke about him copying Vox tags and now his time slot.

>>39965359
Why was his post deleted

>>39965496
because he deleted it himself

>>39965496
I dont know but he reposted it now

Is….Hex suicidal

>>39965553
I don't see it...

>>39965825
Is it this one? https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/1609039373324124160

>>39965717

>>39965867
Ohh, I'm illiterate I thought the anon said that HEX made a vox joke.

>>39963906
i mean, 4kids basically used voice actors from new york

>>39965976

>>39966178

I don't see it up on his channel yet, so here's Kyo's bday vod: KYO'S BIRTHDAY BASH! - #KyoBDay2022-nEHSqXtjGYM https://gofile.io/d/nFQdLB

>>39966432
thanks anon

Damn it, I keep recognizing this one person in the chat in whatever stream I watch. No matter where, I keep seeing their name. Nothing bad, I just find it strange as fuck.

>>39966930
i can tell you 5 people i see in everyone's chats off the top of my head because of how much they stick out. i think its normal

>>39966930
theyre just as terminally online as we are, as long as theyre not annoying i look upon them fondly

So are we doing our own thread for Sonny's come back?

>>39968495
I'm planning to make it a minute before his stream start...

>>39968577
ok, see you there!

have fun briskadets!

Is he trying to see what ship is popular
https://twitter.com/d_dropscythe/status/1609047845235052544

>>39951221
he's one hour ahead.. which puts him in WGT or BRT

>>39968728
His bathtub is broken m8, and he needs one to use.

>>39968728
Smart schizo trying to see who to Fujo bait with without being too blatant

How come theres no pio and ver collab yet

ver schedule

>>39969260
>>39969328

>>39969367
I said pio and ver

>>39969328
Ver is in the acting thing, hmm I wonder how good he would be at it

>>39969260
when pio figures out how he can have a schizo breakdown in it and have ver contribute to it

>>39968728
I voted for lake

>>39968728
>>39969773

>>39969773
I ship Pio and the tentacle monster that lives in the lake

thinking about aster makes me feel so miserable. i honestly dont know what can fix his career atp cause all his 3 fans tell him to do what he wants to do when it just gets him hated on and forgotten by everyone LOL. he just seems so closed off from the rest of his branch lately and hes always so down. he comes back from his break in like a few days and i hope hes thought about what he wants to do for his future. i want him to be happy with the content he puts out but ik hes a numberfag so hed feel worse if he got lower numbers from continuing to do what he wants. his fans are very supportive of him but gooddd... its so annoying to hear them call him astie and babu and act like hes doing nothing wrong and hes fine when he really can use improvement. he needs criticism as much as support but id just feel bad saying this shit on twitter or whatever. aster pleaseee do better soon im rooting for you when you return ganbatteee

>>39970284
Asteroid...

>>39970284
literally a waste of model and space. Sorry asterbaiter but he really should graduate if he can't find a good streaming ground like damn bitch it's been months already do something

>>39970176
helpless piochan being ravaged by the tentacle monster nightly during his bath...

>>39970284
hope he comes back from his break with new content for you asteroid.

>>39970486
anyone could say this about anyone in en

>>39970284
pat pat arcadian I hope he comes back from break with a bettet mindset and his stream improves

>>39970632
kek no they couldn't what kind of cope is this

>>39970522
And he still goes to the lake every night because the friendly tentacle creature is just helping him get cleaned thoroughly inside and outside!

>>39970722
yes they could as ive heard every male anon say it about every male

>>39970781
>caring or even believing what males say
go back to main will ya

>>39970722
He clearly has fans that enjoys his content, niji keeps everyone on regardless of numbers until they want to leave.

>>39970817
you talk like a maleanon,one of us is in the wrong place and it isnt me

>>39970863
>no you
embarrassing

>>39970887
thanks for the fun shitposting anon c:

Astwer arcwadia is the bwest streamer ever and I hope he never graduates just to piss people off

I forgot the asterfag is underage

>>39970284
hopefully his break does some good for him, hang in there asterbaster

>>39971010
there there, ignore them.

>>39971010
he is the best in my heart and i agree with this wholeheartedly. let me cope

>>39971190
Its not cope if you like him

>>39971232
i am coping to pretend he is actually a good streamer

I love my wife and I miss my wife and I need my wife and I think he's the best

>>39971308
Everyones a good streamer if you dont take vtubing seriously and treat it like a fun past time

>>39971190
You do you Asteroid!

>>39971492
I miss him too

>>39971507
if you want to get technical, most of them do more than theyre expected to. the minimum is streaming 3 days a week and that's honestly it.

>>39971681
Ren...

>>39971308
He's good if you enjoy him

They probably just forgot, but Uki and Sonny still link to Yugo's channel/twitter in their descriptions. Alban and Fulgur have taken him off.

>>39971815
im starting to think ren has an actual job outside of vtubing, hasnt he said he does

>>39971920
Isn't he a full time musician? I remember someone saying he still releases music on his rm account, don't know if they were just lying though

>>39971920
I wouldn't be surprised if he was like a vocal coach or some sort of backup singer, hell maybe even some kind of band member.

>>39971965
that would make sense, good on him for still trying to keep up with it.

>>39971965
He said he wanted to release a full album as one of his vtuber goals. I wonder if NijiEN hired him to invest in him as a musician specifically, so that he's spending more time in the background recording and was hired with the understanding that he wouldn't be pressured to stream as much as the others.

Can't get over the fact that doppio had his balls out on stream, let alone waxing them. This man is willing to do anything.

shu love... my sweetheart ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXTKZhGbEMI
alban is doing a year end zatsudan at 10pm JST !!

ughhh they're all overlapping

>>39972813
>remebering

>>39972967
stupid cat boy pls understand TT

Ike is dying... https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1609088805549772802

>>39973296
I don't know whether to laugh at his series of very unfortunate events or burst into tears because god DAMN IT I MISS HIM AND I WANT HIM TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF HIMSELF

Teamup updated, lots of last minute streams.

>>39972383
he's a man of his many words!

>>39973296
Ikey :c damn I'm gonna be Ike and shu-less for new year's....sad quillminion noises

>>39973464
thank you for your hardwork anon !!

>>39973479
Waiting for the inevitable strip game stream where he either ends up losing or simply strips himself in solidarity.

>>39971893
>They probably just forgot
Maybe they don't want to forget...

The boys better get 3d at least teased next year, I need it so damn bad

>>39961772
Doesnt Mysterio talk about Tesco Meal deals all the time? He's 100% a Tesco guy

>>39974987
sex with them

>>39974987
awooga shots shu's thigh highs and shoulder cut outs.....

>>39974987
Ike's pouty cheeks, his little shota knees, and the sock garter, I want to put him on my lap and tease him.

>>39974588
Mysta with his little club card at the self checkout, his daily crisps and sandwich combo. Reminds me of sixth form

>>39974332
;-;

https://twitter.com/itaruchigasexy/status/1609099538262024198
Kek

>>39975285
The one with less noombers will recieve the honour of having an onstream mental breakdown

>>39975285
Not that I wish any malice on anyone, it would be hilarious if a bunch of people turned up for Vox and Hex gets like two people

>>39975712
He'll probably get lower numbers since his usual time slot is NA friendly and this stream is at fucking 5am.

>>39975285
he's really going for the walmart vox concept...

>>39975794
Maybe he's hoping for that CHINA buff

>>39975822
He's vox but with a different hex code

>>39975712
>vox return and new years stream
>hex streaming waaay out of his usual time and overlapping with like 4 other people, one of them being the guy he’s emulating the most
I think it’s pretty obvious

>>39975840
Eh maybe he'll probably have around ~1k since it'll be 8am for the EST sisters so they'll probably make the stream, and the suffering of us PSTfags continues...

woohoo onii-chan is back

>>39976001
Shotas are the perfect height to look under skirts ToT

>>39976001
Luxiem? More like LuxieMOLESTERS

>>39975966
EU and PST continue to suffer. We'll have our evening streamer/s one day

>>39976133
Hex normal streams at 5pm for me so he's good, don't know why he's deciding to do a 5am stream.

>>39976001
luxiem offpako orgy when

i love sonny
i don't miss him anymore because he's back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEjf6TkyaQI

>>39976256
You know why

>>39976268
cute briskadet

>>39976268
have fun briskadets

Briskadets, /broski/ is up! >>39976298

>>39976268
have fun briskadets !!

>>39976268
Have fun kadets!

Kadets are freaking it right now, they're so cute

>>39976633
hes been gone for almost a month honestly

So Sonny is a lightweight, this is important info I will store for later.

>>39976927
Are all the boys light weights except for Ike and Fulgur?

>>39977063
what is considered a lightweight?

yugo...

>>39977158
Personally I would say you're a light weight if you get drunk from like 5 shots or you can get drunk off beer/wine, idk what others think though

>>39977158
He's lightweight for Aussie standards, put it that way.

>>39977634
>>39977677
i see then it is just ike and fulgur.

>>39977753
Fulgur has the Irish buff. Vox is young and likely depending on the brew, can handle his stuff. Most of the others are Asian in some capacity. They aren't know for holding liquor

Sonny Brisko must be held to account for introducing new forum weapons

>>39978436
luca can drink, he just gets more hyperactive. vox gets drunk easily

>>39978441
briskadets are going to have fun posting them 10 times in a thread and im here for it

wow theres a sonny split board...have fun kadets!

also makes me wonder how will it be when the oshi takes a long break

>>39980315
The Sonny split shows up like once a month or on special occasions, it's nice.

I wont be able to watch his new years stream since i have work today. Im gonna kill myself

>>39980870
Working around the holidays anon i feel for you. I hope your day passes swiftly.

..i wish alban still did schedules

I want to rape shota Mysta. Lord his VR model is so cute.

>>39978436
If Ver or Uki is Korean-born, then they have a fighting chance.

>>39982477
The fact that his stream title is "I am a cute boy"
Yes. Yes, you are, indeed.

>>39982544
Uki is not Korean (no, this isn't le forbidden knowledge, please watch streams)

>>39982731
Suha has put enough cum in him to make him part Korean.

>>39982544
they're more like koreaboos more than anything kek

otsonny!! jesus christ i missed his voice more than i thought, this break really felt longer than the last. im really happy this one was more restful for him though. hanging out with friends (real) and getting wasted off like two drinks for the first time in years, and nobody could have predicted he went to see family in NZ... in general he was really cute and talkative today. i was even surprised that he actually acknowledged the voice tweet— even if they're not the easiest to record and you're not getting paid for them, please keep doing them! especially because somehow i doubt he will ever call himself onii-chan in an official VP. he did touch upon yugo briefly, although it was less heavy in nature (indeed, the brunt of the news has passed even if it still hurts) and i am somewhat selfishly glad i did not have to watch another member of noctyx get choked up on stream. in a very sonny way he segued into showing off his ugly oreo dinner right after. it was a really fun return stream overall though, and possibly the best new years gift i could have asked for. i could listen to him ramble about random shit like bugs and pokemon and sorting animals into rpg classes for hours. im super excited to add the new emotes to my repertoire, it will finally be 2027 next week, and he's actually committed to releasing a cover(!!), but more than anything else im just grateful he's with us; he's become such a monumental part of my life this year and had a more bizarrely profound effect on me than anything else... im more excited to step into the new year seeing him back and hearing about how well he's been doing. thank you, sonny. i love you so much, rest well. happy new years everyone, here's to a great 2023! o7

>>39983663
im happy for you briskadet !! lets all hope for a great year next year !! o7

>>39983663
Enjoy the new year ahead of you anon. May Sonny continue to brighten your days in 2023