/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

juicy

>>39937818
Polka
German idealists did NOT get pussy

I love Ina!

No Towa mentions allowed beyond this post.

I can't wait until they can stand together on stage at Holofes. The true conclusion of their idol jouney.

I would really appreciate if somebody could answer how long the holidays or
winter break are for christmas/New Year in SEA, EU, LATAM and North America especially for High School students and university students ?

WHERE THE FUCK IS GURA

huh, there were at least 4 threads ahead of us.

>>39937875

Why are you guys always so angry all the time?

rrat

I'm going to guess that Rosemi got into EN3 but couldn't get out of her NijiEN contract and that's why they had to scrap their plans for EN3 and start the whole thing over from scratch.

>Your Oshi
>Your CPU
>Your GPU

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0hczPwSnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0hczPwSnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0hczPwSnM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ijtMBi64OA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ijtMBi64OA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vMpZcBdI-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vMpZcBdI-k
So what's this New Years group called?

Barely escaped the Anya thread.

I love Towa!

cover please hire this 2view from my country... https://files.catbox.moe/0nmwmw.png

>>39937945
go the fuck back

I love Mori!

>>39937949
based retard

You guys missed a really good Koyori ASMR today by the way
Start is a bit eh but after a while she goes into some serious loveydovy, ear nomming and daisuki and aishiteruing, it was great. Lotion massages and a bit of heartbeat too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4hBybtnp_4

>>39937875
Rimming time!

Takamori!

https://twitter.com/PinkSeito/status/1608861580208537600

"AYY LMAO" HEADASS
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER" LOOKIN ASS
"WE COME IN PEACE" HEAD ASS NIGGA
NAH NAH HOL UP I AIN'T DONE
BITCH LOOK LIKE A STICK FIGURE OH NO NO NO BAAHHAHAHHAAHHAH
BITCH LOOK LIKE THE MF SLENDERMAN BAAAAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA LMAOAOAOAOAO

I will do my best in year 2023! [no delivery]
t.Gawr Gura

They should do an Avatar watchalong where Mumei cheers for the humans and Fauna cheers for the Na'Vi.

Someone fix Ina's back please.

God I fucking hate irystocrats. Just because your oshi didn’t get molested unlike mine doesn’t meaning you get to make fun of her

>>39937963
did they get drafted?

>>39937978
I didn't miss shit. Stop lying about me.

>>39937958
hags and comet

>>39937945
we have enough pink woman as it is

>>39937970
Matsuri would never do this

what was the plan again?

>>39937991
ew that face

>>39938012
she was in moona's chat earlier, so i doubt it.

hagsex

>>39937991
too big

It's national scissoring day and Reine's about to score, so tell me /hlgg/, if Reine can score then why can't you?

>>39937963
I'd love a Russian Holo. The accent is really cute on girls. And since there are a decent number of SSRB who love Botan, she might be able to pick up a sizeable audience.

>>39937963
Not before they hire Carol.

>>39937996
Did... did you have a stroke?

Some of you are judging these off collabs from a hotel room too harshly, what do you want them to do? Eat each others ass on stream or something?

Mori's fat sloshing milkers!

too big

>>39937990
Based and cute

>>39938005
I love my hunchbacked hair eater

>>39938022
Prove you didn't miss it, did she give Joshukuns a handjob or a footjob in the second half?

>>39938005
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>39938012
nah, they're biologically female she's finishing up her karaoke rn

>>39938002
Mumei and Fauna hate each other so that’ll never happen

>>39938037
Drawing reps and then flood comiket with tons of hololive crackship doujins next year.

>>39938063
>Reine can score then why can't you?
I am not a female vtuber

Kronii will arrive in Japan in 2 and a half hours

>>39937966
no :)

>your oshi
>the image

>>39938005
STOP EATING YOUR HAIR, YOU DUMB BITCH!

>>39937996
Why are you black

>>39938083
Stop making excuses for your actions, Mori.

>>39938063
I thought that was Kiara's holiday?

>>39938063
Reine is too busy ruining the mood by telling Vaporeon jokes

>>39938063
>if Reine can score
Reine is more sexless than a romcom protag, she will never score.

>hlgg constantly shitted on the Myth off collabs
>now hlgg is constantly shitting on the CouncilRyS off collabs
Is there anything that will satisfy you people?

>>39937978
When does the good bit start? I have a pretty rough headache, I could use some soft Koyo snuggles.

>>39938083
I have a crazy idea: Offcollabs in Japan should be with the Japanese holos, to give us based and cute EN x JP interactions.
If they just want to sit around in a hotel room and play jackbox together or slap their cheeks they can do that anywhere in the world.

I miss Ame...

>>39937875
jesas

>>39938125

>>39938063
>Reine's about to score,

>>39938063
I'm busy playing pokemon and watching a japanese hag

>>39938148
It was pretty funny the first few times but I feel like its becoming her Adam Sandler/Shrek

>>39938063

>>39936076
I went to play videogames instead of watching the retarded whatever the fuck argument was going on at the time and looked back over to see this. Based fumo enjoyer, based dino tummy rubbing chad, I WILL cross thread this and you will all cope because this was probably the only good fucking post for hours.

>>39938165
they're in japan to record for holofes. i hope you bought your ticket!

>>39937958
The dilemma of cute, cool or sexy

>>39938037
>steal chimp
>retrieve cocaine from its stomach
>hand off coke
>get paid
>buy coke and hookers

What would this thread’s genuine reaction be to a leak sex tape between two EN Holos? What would the reaction be like in general outside of here?

any statisticians here?
chance Ame goes to Japan?
chance Kronii goes to Japan?
chance Gura streams in 2023?

>>39937957
>e7 gets a song
>counterside gets a scam collab

it's not fair...

How would you react if during Bae’s chat stream you hear Mumei and Fauna having sex in the background?

>>39937933
First day?

>>39938063
Reine just got deported.

Who will be the best holo for a Stalker 2 playthrough?

My favorite part about Reine repeatedly bringing up Vaporeon is that her "hey guys" is really cute

>>39938063
Reine is a multi million dollar heiress with plenty of charisma and motivation.
I am a dumbass who once asked a girl out by saying, "I'm sorry, but I love you".

I MISS GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>39938125
HiRyS it's faeRyS

I will never take "busy working on projects" as an excuse for not streaming. Fucking Pekora who I guarantee is involved in 10 times more projects than any EN besides Mori streams pretty much every day.

>>39938234
50/50
50/50
50/50

>>39938210
We're living in a ReiRyS world now anon

>>39938230
"wow"

>>39938229
mel is cool, cute and sexy.

>>39938246
towa

>>39938160
It’s just the usual gang of shitheads, they’re satisfied by shitting on whatever the girls do.

>>39938160
yes people here love Fauna, Kaela, and Koyori. Do you know what they do? They actually stream, its not hard literally just do the thing you got hired to do, please. No, its not stressful, you look like an idiot saying streaming is some extremely taxing activity, just click the button and do something, play a video game, talk about some anime you like, literally just stream.

Moom soon!

>>39938249
Did it work? Are you married with lotsa babies now??

>>39938167
Femmate reminds me of that news story about the Floridaman who got arrested for keeping a gator as a sex slave

>>39938253
Acceptable /alter/ posting

>>39938230
>*unzips dick*

>>39938165
I see the vision but who between them would even be comfortable streaming with Jp without Bae handholding everyone? Either way I HIGHLY doubt we won't get a Jp off collab before council goes back home

>>39938240
I'd be angry they didn't stream it with the ASMR mic.

>>39938257
Pekora and Mori actual get help from Cover since they’re both in Japan

>>39938164
She starts getting kissy around https://youtu.be/M4hBybtnp_4?t=1339
Last 20 mins are the best though

>>39937957
>>39938235
wtf?
I can't make fun of e7 for their kpop Collab anymore...

>>39938083
>Eat each others ass on stream or something?

Only Fauna and Mumei.

Hey guys did you know
Shion cute

>>39938249
anon...

I have a theory. The reason behind so much seething and trolling is the fact that the people doing it are so jagged and demoralized that seeing internet personas getting together offline made them feel miss out on life, excluded, etc. Sole realization that people they see on the internet are not basement dwelling neets like them shattered their fragile egos. Can't imagine what other thing could compel them to shit up 4chan on cooldown.
Thanks for reading my blog

>>39938290
>Fauna, Kaela, and Koyori
One of these things is not like the others.

I miss Ina...

I think it's funny they fly to Japan to do their holofes shit on an apparently busy schedule but still haven't given a single EN their chance to do a proper 3D debut

>>39938083
I mean......

>>39938294
Nope. She still sends me messages on my birthday, though...

>>39938318
Pfft don't make me laugh covers done fuck all to help Mori

>>39938300
I almost posted L*z before remembering that Bob looks closer to IRyS.

>>39937915
1 month

I remember I posted about how I was going to make fun of Fauna’s dead cat in Fauna’s SCs if I saw saplings shit on IRyS and I was disappointed. Cucklings truly are the worse.

>>39938293
proof?

>>39938290
Mori streams and yet...

>>39938240
>flirted in game, everyone thought it was scripted
>first time they meet IRL, they actually do fuck each other
Cute online romance.

>>39938165
THEY CANNOT SPEAK JAPANESE
STOP ASKING FOR EN X JP OUTSIDE OF THE GIRLS WHO ALWAYS COLLAB WITH THEM

>>39938338
I think it's just the anti-EN crowd seething desu

>Kronii in on topic in /e7g/

>>39938095
I didn't say I watched it, I said I didn't miss it. Those mean two different things.

>>39938240
Cum

>>39938176
>boy molesting tights
here we go again

>>39938347
koyori is a soulless corporate shilling robot and the other two aren't?

This is what Mumei and Bae are doing RIGHT NOW

>>39938338
You could have picked literally ANY other image to attach to this post. You chose this for some reason.

Dead hours, here is Myth as 40K primarchs:
Ame - Rogal Dorn
Gura - Horus
Ina - Angron
Kiara - Fulgrim
Mori - Lorgar
Fauna - Vulkan
Mumei - Roboute Guilliman
Kronii - Sanguinus
Baelz - Jaghatai Khan

>>39938338
Might be true for a few, but for more it's just the fact that there's a very limited amount of offcollab chances you'll see for ENs with JPs so any offcollab and day/week wasted on not doing that or it not being streamed seems like them squandering big time

>>39938395
they can use body language

>>39938347
Fauna is not even in the top 5 in EN for streaming hours this year, She is like 6th or 7th

>>39938338
It doesn't take much to realize the ones seething are just jealous. Nobody normal would take something good like friends meeting up / songs being done / people generally improving themselves and try to make it sound like a bad thing.

>>39938317
>ASMR is supposed to be relaxing
Mumei is definitely a screamer, anon. It's basically confirmed.

>>39938265
If she can't score with Moona and any of the ID girls, she would never score with IRyS.
>B-BUT THE SIT UP
Moona literally stepped on her, and she is still a virgin.

>>39938332
What's wrong with Bae's ass?

>>39938338
STOP POSTING THIS
I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES

>>39938422
>Gura - Horus
WRONG
TRY AGAIN

So what do you do on National Scissoring Day?

>>39938171
Ohh that's a great lewd image of Ame... I appreciate that every week at least images like this of Ame come out.

>>39938321
Nice, time to take it easy for a little bit. Thanks.

>>39938395
Me in the middle

Do you think Gura has recovered from her explosive diarrhea enough that she can stream without a diaper next month?

>>39938403
You little bitch

>>39938422
go away nerd

>>39938449
NTA but literally disappeared

>>39938410
Bae cleaned her ass just for this ocassion

HiRyS! Pochi drew this and I don't know what it is but it would be spicy if IRyS and Reine were sisters or if Pochi even drew IRyS or Kiara

>>39938455
Follow me, I'll show you.

>>39938062
TOO GAY

>>39938471
no it only got worse

>>39938253
Fuck faes

>>39938410
Why is Moom raping Bae?

>>39938410
Bae's poor ass...

>>39938257
heres a hint for you
there are two ENs that are never sick
there are two ENs that are constantly top 2 for hours streamed
there are two ENs who have by far the most non-stream content ("projects")
You cannot explain how Mori and Kiara somehow have time to stream, have time to devote to more projects than the rest of EN combined, and never take weeks off due to sickness, while also having enough time for "dubious activities". (as some anons might call it)
Simply put, every other EN just can't be bothered and due to the nature of farming money from adult virgins they can get away with saying whatever they want and it will always be believed.

>>39938471
She should ask Ayame for advice, she has dealt with that for the past 2 years and somehow survived it while still keeping up a healthy streamer life

>>39938493
technically, she has drawn Kiara. Just not in high detail.

>>39938524
quality > quantity

>>39938347
>>39938434
NTA, but Fauna's consistency is really good, though. She streams at almost the same time nearly every day, she streams for 5 days, and then she takes a 2 day break. Even if her hours aren't absurd like Koyo and Kaela, you can still make Fauna's streams be a part of your daily routine.j0k8x

>>39938493
Looks like what would happen if somebody poorly described Mori to her and had her draw it

>>39938357
Holofes makes them millions, 3D debut costs them money

>>39938422
I AM FORTIFYING THIS POSITION

>>39938523
Was she one of the fashion models in the magazine in her manga?

I must admit, the severe lack of streams has been great for my productivity

>>39937978
no offense but she's kinda mid...

>>39938387
Ah there it is, Kiara is about to go full arts and crafts on these girls

>>39938422
This has to be the most convoluted bait post in vt history.

>>39938451
Too much glitter.

>>39938235
The Counterside collabs got some questionable pricing structure, but at least you could tell the devs themselves cared

>>39938347
I know Fauna isnt the streaming powerhouse but you can clearly see how /hlgg/ opinions about her changed when she started streaming consistently. It just shows you don't even need to pull 12 hour days all the time just be consistent.

>>39938426
hey, at least yagoo gets his paywalled 3D debuts.

>>39938546
>reaper
>pink hair
>nice set of boobs
The description is fine.

>>39938422
do Rogal Dorn and Horus ever kiss?

Can you imagine being the combini employee surrounded by the en girls at this precise momento

>>39938338
this is cope. The sad truth is that it doesn't really take that much effort or a twisted psyche/miserable life just to shitpost. Most shitposters are just bored teenagers, probably from SEA or elsewhere that have only just found this site get genuine enjoyment out of it and view it as some dumb social thing, in the same way you probably did shittalking people in old Xbox lobbies when you were 12 or something. There are genuine dedicated schizos and antis though who are actually miserable and seething but the majority of shitposts, like the really lazy IRyS vs Kiara ones from last thread, are not from those unwell people.

>being cucked by another woman is fine

This is depressing

>>39938524
You're being too negative about it. Some ENs just look at a day where they streamed for 2 hours and think "yep, I did my thing, that's a job well done for today and tomorrow, time to rest"
Similarly someone like Kiara might feel like they're doing too little even after 3 or 4 hours.

>>39938410

>>39938547
Everyone in EN could fund their own fucking 3D debut at this point

>>39938611
can't be cucked by someone i can just rape

>>39938546
At a glance, I can't find the Mori by Pochi art in either of the folders I have for those two.

>>39938598
Being assaulted by a horde of 5'6 Amazonian women. God I wish that was me.

>>39938571
The devs cared, the execs saw dollar signs.

>>39938544
Go back to your split sapling
>>39934688

>>39938616
stop using one holo to shit on another.

when is Gura coming back...

>>39938611
No one is being cucked because no one is in a relationship with any of these women
>inb4 "But I am"

>>39938598
>He's JOP so he doesn't realize.
but he fears that one 5'6' Amazoness.

>>39938512
>girls meet up
>all immediately begin raping each other
It's just liek mai japanese aneemays.

>>39938401
Why does it have its own general? Who keeps playing these money grabs?

>>39938611
Do you need a feminine mentality to actually feel cucked by lesbian shit? I don't get it, how are two girls fucking anything but a win for your dick.

really miss gura

>>39938596
The Primarchs most likely to have ever kissed each other are Fulgrim and Ferrus Manus, but that's just entirely wishful thinking on your part.

>>39938546
>>39938630

>>39938624
Why should they have to do that? What exactly does Cover do for the EN girls?

360 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

>>39938647
But I am

Examining an elfriend

>>39938611
Only if they have a bigger cock than you

>>39938524
>there are two ENs that are never sick
>Kiara
Retard.

>>39938557
this, it has me made more detached from vtubers in general and I no longer feel the need to send them money, I just check their streams if they seem interesting or worth it, I no longer watch every single stream or vod

>>39938550
I think Kiara was in Reine's bday merch that Pochi drew, she's a Pavonashi supporter but just hasn't drawn them together yet

>>39938381
careful you don't trip on that edge there, buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0hczPwSnM

Real, genuine, and unironic, sexual tension

>>39938670
>money grabs
This is vtueber thread, sir

>>39938622
spicy

>>39938611
That’s just your oshi picking a threesome partner for you.

What VODs are you guys watching?
I'm catching up with Fauna's final ass creed, and have a few gura and a lot of IRyS to watch.

>>39937958
>shiranui Flare
>Yozora mel
>hoshimachi Suisei
>Hakui koyori
I will pleasure myself with this FYSH.

>>39938720
its a cute cover

>>39938426
I literally cannot care about JP collabs, or offcollabs at all. ENs barely meet up as it is and Japan is an opportunity for them to bond and hang out, and collabs with JPs would just occupy their time. I'm content of just hearing their stories later. Some people are treating this japan arc as if the ENs have to kowtow to the "main branch" instead of enjoying themselves.

if there's a chance of an off-collab with ONE JP, my pick would be Towa

>>39938624
3D debut is something Cover is really anal about for whatever reason (and Cover foots the bill for it). Even now they’re not allowed to call anything but their future showcase their debut even if they already used their models for close to a year.

>>39938641
I don't care about numbers. I just think there's a lot of reasons to like Fauna, and she deserves to have people talk about them!

>>39938643
I am not. I'm explaining that people's perception of what constitutes a feeling of "yeah I did my job" varies greatly.
And with holos they all do their own thing. Extreme cases like Sana aside you're not going to have anyone on your neck about you only streaming x hours or taking y more break days than others. Holo girls can make their own schedule, so you'll end up easily noticing how they view being a holo/working as a streamer.

>>39938699
I made this post.

>>39938557
No streams make me realize how much better my life is without watching hours worth of boring ass mid streamers.

>>39938693
Cover still expects 40+ people to use a single studio for basically year round 3D events, they aren't exactly great at planning ahead

>>39938422
>that list
You're so wrong, holy shit

>>39938670
Super PVP players
I love the shitpost when /e7g/ guilds got matched against each other in Guild War
>Oh no no no "superguild"bros
>COPEBROS
>NetoriCHADs
I hosted a fight club session there once and it was the best gacha experience I ever had

what is it with all the kiara crackships lately

>>39938694
I've already lost christmas spirit.
Back to living my nightmare.

>>39938645
Gura...is sick.

>>39938710
Yes, in over 2 years she has been sick once, and even then she found a way to stream that ended up being just as good, if not better than her normal streams. Compare this to some other members of EN who seem to cancel 1 stream per week minimum due to some never explained illness.

>>39938793
>crackship
its basically canon

>>39938752
Nah, its going to be Ayame, Kiara, and Ina

>>39938793
Every Kiara crackship ends up being real eventually

>>39938160
Council is at least actually streaming, if anyone should be shit on its myth.

I would've loved to see a off collab with the ENs and Hitomi Chris

when gura sex okayu ???
what gura training in martial arts??

>>39938749
You're the minority though. The absolute majority of takos would cheer to see Ina offcollab with say Lamy or Nene the same way most teamates would absolutely love to see her offcollab with Haachama or Mel, or chumbuds with Gura and Shion or Okayu etc.

Very good day, hope you enjoyed it too

>>39938788
It is not enough to say that they're wrong.

You have to post your own counter list when you say that they're wrong and also personally insult them for being wrong.

Behold, HoloEN if they were Zerg units!
Ame - Baneling
Gura - Lurker
Bae - Zergling
Mumei - Mutalisk
Mori - Ultralisk
Fauna - Guardian
Ina - Devourer
Kiara - Queen
IRyS - Defiler
Kronii - Scourge

>>39938752
>Towa TowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowaTowa

It's all tiresome

>>39938524
everybody is different

>>39938792
The equip grind honestly killed the game for me. It’s like six layers of RNG for every piece of equipment.

How much would ayamefriend freak out if Ayame and Ina had an off collab?

>>39938422
That's fucking retarded. Do you even watch streams or read warhammer, or just rely on facebook memes for warhammer lore?

>>39938712
She's quite small and simplified. I like how Reine's desktops have the start menu open, a notepad, the image viewer with a photo of her and Kiara on vacation, a peafowl reenacting her 6 month mepiversary. Is the first recommendation Korone? Anya would make more sense, the second one looks like Peko, and the third Moona or Towa

>>39938872
It's just time-consuming, I literally been freeloading with event gears and I am doing fine

So is the Bae chatting stream just Bae? The description says "Just lil rat here!!" but she's got Mooms and Fauna in the the thumbnail.

>>39938793
Warning: Boring and unfun answer:
All of Kiara's "crackships" become canon because Kiara is the most outgoing Holo and isn't afraid to talk to literally everyone. There's literal sexual fan art of her and P*tr* of all people even thought the meme is that it's supposed to be Anya. Kiara will eventually talk with all females,, holo, corpo, or indie, and will make the crack ship more and more real

>>39938865
Thank god there's no Swarm Hosts or Brood Lords.

Since it’s almost the new year I’ve decided to update the whore tier list for December 2022
>S tier(crème de la crème of GFE/will never interact with a EN male)
>IRyS
>A tier(acceptable)
>Gura(I moved her to A tier because she never streams and therefore doesn’t care about her fans)
>C tier(whore lite(tempiss collaborators))
>Ina
>Ame
>Kiara
>D tier(whore prime(tempiss cocksuckers))
>Kronii
>Mori
>Bae
>F tier(past the point of no return
>Fauna
>Mumei
If your oshi is below A tier then I recommend getting a new oshi because your a cuck right now.

>>39938868
who would be your pick if not Towa then?

I think Gura suffers from schizophrenia and lunacy

>>39938810
Kiara has been sick multiple times though, if you want to use an EN to shit on somebody you should atleast know shit about that EN.

>>39938904
Yes. The description is easier to change than the art used for the frame

>>39938422
>kiara
>not perturabo

>>39938338
I'm not seething and haven't posted about the offcollab stuff at all myself since all posts about it have been too retarded to respond to, but I am kinda underwhelmed. I'm definitely not expecting them to drop everything and do nothing but stream, but it doesn't change the fact that we're kinda dead. Gura's gone(can't find a good place to tie the rope by the way, t.chumbud), Ame was gone for most of the month and then had to take a couple more days for catchup, Ina is gone, Kiara is kinda around but still gone for a couple more days, Mori is doing a member ASMR or something, and council is too busy in Japan and/or don't have proper streaming equipment. If you actually like watching streams, which I know isn't common around here anymore, things have kinda sucked for a while. Yeah, bae is streaming later. It'll be nice, I like hearing her chat and look forward to hearing stories and stuff. That's the only thing on the agenda though. Dead hours only get deader by the moment, the days when Koopa made that vocaroo dead hours shitpost song were jam packed in comparison.

>>39938904
They might be in the background, or they might be busy.

>>39938793
In my personal opinion, the three most shippable (and by shippable I mean I want to see them fuck) ENs are Ame, Kiara and Kronii. Thankfully the three fanbases of these girls stay contained in their respective splits so you don't actually see their crackships much aside from said designated containment threads and the occasional crackship threads.

>>39938829
even Kiara x Anya even though every time they talk it's through a totsumachi where they make promises to collab but never follow through?

>>39938880
In that sense I would have expected Marine to be there too, cute birds together though

>>39938671
I remember in grade school, this one kid's mom very publicly left his dad to go be a dyke with some other dyke. Both him and his dad were unironically left in shambles. As children we were obligated to remind him of this every day until he changed schools.

>>39938929
Mel or Watame

>>39938692
>COME HERE LITTLE SHOTA
>ILL SWALLOW YOUR SOOOOOOOOOUL

>>39938904
It's just Bae. You will not find Fauna or Mumei there. Bae's thumbnail is a lie.

motherfucking Astel keeps singing after 7 hours holy shit, I mean hes good but thats gotta be some mental illness or something

>>39938611
you don't understand cuckoldry if you don't see how it's different if it's a woman with another woman. The whole point of cuckoldry (and why it's bad) is the emasculation/submitting to another male. The reason this is bad is because it means, if you're a straight male, you are going against your nature and psychologically harming yourself by allowing it to happen; submitting to another male. If it's a woman, on the other hand, there is no threat because men are stronger than women by default and are psychologically driven to be turned on by and want to fuck as many women as possible. Hence seeing women lez out will only be hot to you, and there is no strength-weakness dynamic at play; you are always stronger than the women therefore always more in control. If you don't understand this, it means you are either a woman yourself or gay or something.

>>39938931
There are only two schizo holos and they've both seen ghosts and spoken to them

>>39938907
You got a link to proof your claim about that... fan art?

When are we getting a holo outfit where they're just wearing a big shift and you get teases of nopan/nobra
...wait that's just Botan's newest. God bless hags.

>>39938907
>Kiara will eventually talk with all females
She will never talk to my mother

>>39938716
Did Towa get the butt?

>>39938966
lol?

>>39938937
As I said, other members regularly cancel a stream or multiple streams due to be being sick, Kiara does not.

>>39938907
>Kiara Petra
gimme

Nene should invite Ame to her house to show her her cool beetle collection

Astel completely lost it...

>>39938987
NTA, I don't understand cuckoldry but also if they're gay and you're not trying to rape them then it's like a nonissue that they have sex with other women

>>39939004
Towa always get ass

>>39939012
>>39938994
I don't know the artist but here
https://litter.catbox.moe/fnxs0r.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/cmv61l.jpg

>>39938960
I'm putting that on Anya who just sits in private discord calls with Kiara and Ame without saying a word

>>39939034
So lucky...

>>39938395
>STOP ASKING FOR EN X JP OUTSIDE OF THE GIRLS WHO ALWAYS COLLAB WITH THEM

Ogey, so where are these collabs then? Marine would be glad to do something with Bae after their NFG collab. Where is Mel x Ame? Hell, how has Mori managed to avoid off collabing with JP for this long despite literally living in JP?

>>39938990
I don't know if this is the point you're making but Gura literally said she was talking to her shadow people hallucinations.

>>39938611
Aversion to cucking isn't a matter of logic, it's a primal instinct. Natural selection doesn't want you wasting resources on offspring that don't carry your DNA. Your lizard brain doesn't give a fuck if your wife is a dyke queen because girls aren't going to get her pregnant and waste your resources on somebody else's bloodline.

>>39938963
>>39938963
Good thing no one here is married to a holo and has children!! retard

>>39938611
Look, I don't make the rules. I look at this image and I don't feel jealous.

why is such a retarded stream getting such high quality art?

EN3 is coming sooner than you expect

>>39939060
I am and we have children

>>39938422
Why is Ame fortifying Bae's shed?

>>39938960
God hates KiarAnya, literally every single time they're about to interact something happens to prevent that

>>39938929
Polkaman, Polkaman
Gonna sex all the EN
Offcollabs, open chats
Kissing every girl she gets
Look out
Here comes the Polkaman

>>39939023
How big is her beetle collection?

>>39938290
There are thousands of people just streaming on twitch. Head on over. It's the website for you.

>>39939050
Anya can be a little autistic.

>>39938449
>wrong
its literally perfect lorelet threadreader

If you love your oshi so much you would let her hang out and enjoy her time in Japan with their senpai instead of constantly whining about them doing scuffed offcollabs

>>39939054
Mori is relatively distant from the main area of Tokyo in her current living situation and explicitly mentioned one goal of the new house is to be close enough to the JPs she can casually invite them over.
Whose to say Bae won't be doing JP offcollabs in the next week? I expect at least one.
>Mel x Ame
What, that was a couple weeks ago, now why Ame isn't in Japan is a whole other kettle of fihs
And this is all ignoring that starting next week we should be seeing consistent JP offcollabs from Kiara.

>>39939125
No need to bring her size into this, anon.

What would you have thought if I told you 7 months ago that Takamori would be back and stronger than ever before?

>>39939127
But that's what I am doing...

>>39937969
Hey, me too!

>>39938422
Irys - Emperor

>>39939113
Scroll down a bunch here
https://twitter.com/_nenechidayo/media
Before some rogue janny freaks out: this is her official sub twitter

>>39939056
Shadow people are not ghosts, you racist.

>>39939113
From memory it's easily over 20. She has them in different stages of development. Not sure if this is different during the winter. She posts some of them on her alt twitter.

>>39938649
>>39938638
>the store gets filled with amazonian women that reek of pheromones and sex after scissoring all day

>>39938876
Warhammer is a tabletop game not a book series you fucking secondary

>>39938611
>>39939064
I mean, the plan is for Fauna and Mumei to both be mine so I don't really mind if they get started with each other first.

>posts about cuckoldry
>Mumei or Fauna pic
Kek. Every time.

>>39939126
Gura is an angel that creates schizos by disappearing
She is sanguinius

>>39939150
kek

I think Towa's going to be the first HoloJP member to off collab with Council.

towa mama

>>39938907
>Kiara will eventually talk with all females
Even my sister? No... she is only 12...

>>39939215
Over my cold dead body. I will be the breeding stock they will employ when they want to settle down and have kids.

>>39939054
Mori prefers to hang out with JPs and not tell a soul. Offcollabs are more performative than just hanging out, and thus less genuine as far as interactions between them goes.

>>39939045
Oh, that one.
Thanks for the links.

>>39939249

>>39938410
How would you explain this picture to normal people?

>>39938410
giwtwm

>>39939054
>Where is Mel x Ame?

Mel's busy being raped and Ame is grounded for playing Animal Crossing.

>>39939251
You think that will stop her? Nabi is only 9 years old!

>>39938907
Wtf I hate Kiara now

>>39938063
excuse my ESL

>be me
>indo princess
>find out vtubers, a lot of cute girls flirting and fucking each other
>my dream
>apply for the job, I don't need the money just cute girls
>met bratty senpai
>european brat obsessed with streaming and brags about every little thing
>"look anon, I have the most hours streaming!!" or so
>she cute but thats all
>senpai invites me to the fucking maldives
>for her is the coolest thing, for me... It's alright
>but she is cuter now wtf
>starts flirting with me "this is shipping anon is good for content and..."
>fuck me is working
>go back home thinking about her.
>flert intensifies, i wanna fuck this woman
>suddently stops
>her depressed (huge) ass can't help it, all those past ships broke her
>"you are my best friend here anon"
>never scored
>Fast forward today
>I'm in Japan, having sex with the rest of my kouhais and senpais
>my dream came true, dozens of cute girls just for me
>but it doesn't feel the same
>It's just not the same

>>39937875
More women should cosplay Kiara.

>>39939210
Post your army then fag.
I fucking hate marine cocksuckers.

>>39939251
>she is only 12
ESPECIALLY your sister

>>39937903
Me too!

>>39939274
Anon, it's fucking sock puppets.

>>39939251
Anon, Kiara was uooohing about the loli in Ryza 2 so hard chat scolded her.

>>39939136
>Whose to say Bae won't be doing JP offcollabs in the next week?
Well, you do have the HoloEN special of dropping a surprise stream with zero hype to make this possible, but you'd think one of the JPs would mention it since they actually understand that it's better to tell your audience about something important like that ahead of time.

Why don't KFP come to this thread anymore?

>>39939246
If I were to be serious I would bet Towa or Lui or Haachama to be the first Jp to meet Council

>>39939127
Only a selected few earned that right, the others are taking vacations after a year of vacatipns

>>39939127
>you would let her
>instead of constantly whining about them
anon... you don't think the whining here actually affects them, do you? Nobody complaining actually thinks they can change anything by posting about it here, it's cathartic to them (unless they are actually schizophrenic). The reason 'containment breaking' exists as a term is because this place is a containment zone and is treated as such by the participants (this is why /here/chubas are fucking stupid and shouldn't come here and why it's retarded that there is any ENs/management who think this place represents actual feedback)

bratz r&d technological progress status?
bunker pentration status?

>>39939310
Stop posting about your cringe nerd shit in /vt/

>>39939259
>Over my cold dead body.

It doesn't have to be this way for you but if that is your choice then so be it.

>>39939320
JPs have just dropped 'Oh, I'll be collabing with X tomorrow' with no prior warning before that plenty of time.

is Ame really not travelling to japan?

>>39939324
>Towa
They're not offcollabing with that guy. Well, Bae might.
>Lui
Possible
>Haachama
Is she still sick with the coof?

>>39938844
Okayu should interrogate Fauna in broken english while she still can, asking about the closet incident.

>>39939362
Towa is a woman.

>>39939323
Those nuggets don't fry themself.
Kiara punishes us if she catches us slacking off.

>>39939317
That stream is the reason why Kiara hides her love for lolis.

>>39939342
>bunker
i thought cuckshed was made out of wood

>>39938990

>>39939301
kek

>>39939354
Either way paradise awaits me. I will either embrace Moom, or I will proudly enter the halls of Moomhalla.

>>39939331
For the most part correct but I disagree with the end, I do unironically think it's one of the better places to get actual feedback, even if you have to wade through a lot of shit to find it.
It's still better than the other places that are so curated that no one dares say anything that goes against the "everything must be good" hivemind

>>39938085
Verily!

>>39939370
Rrat

>>39939331
>it's retarded that there is any ENs/management who think this place represents actual feedback
It does, retard. We're containment, but we're an enormous containment for pretty much the entire fanbase, whewther we like it or not. It's not always worth taking seriously, and it's definitely not worth taking seriously right now when the complaining is clearly shitposting, but ignoring it entirely causes it to spill out. Caontainment only works with maintenance.

>>39939370
A pretty one

>>39939323
KFP getting greased up atm

>>39939273
>I will never get a cozy Christmas fire going in my living room as me and Towa's kids open up presents and later that night snuggle under a blanket on the couch with her sipping cocoa.

When is HoloEN going to get some retro gamers in their pocket? I want to see someone playing some PS3, Gamecube and Xbox 360 games!

fuck, now I want to play Animal Crossing

>>39939344
Do you have any awareness at all? You're watching anime girls. You have no authority call anything cringey or nerdy.

Which holo is this?

>>39939371
Hey but you're here

>>39939127
But the views... think of the views and all the EN golds we could have. I need my race horses to stream.

>>39939450
I do, you're a nerd, and a secondary at that

Reminder that Kronii didn't go to Japan.

>>39939358
Not for a major off collab, especially not as a rule though there are exceptions. Even good friends like Marine and Miko's that culminated in the frozen BL apology were hyping that for a while.

>>39939452
Fauna says this is her favorite space pic, right?

>>39939441
goob likes ps2 games but ps2 games don't like hololive

>>39939441
You can't fit any of those in a pocket

>>39939441
PS3 isn't retro you fucking zoomer.

>>39939450
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
*shoves you in the locker*

>>39939489
Look closer.

Not a single Myth has streamed in 5 days. Why are people giving council shit again?

>>39939452

>>39939476
Well she does hate idols and idol culture

>>39939328
Anya pls stream

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1608852603877855232 (embed)
>talks about hanging out with 3 people, going shopping with them, and then a girl joined them.
>Said he's buying presents for someone you know but he doesn't want to say who.

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1608859400491634692
>went shopping with bae and fauna, bought perfume
>doesn't want to talk about it any further than that until someone else does.
>insisted she wasn't there for the first half.

hmmmm...

>>39939503
idk

>>39939437
real

>>39939516
holy shit

>>39939526
Didn't get enough replies in /hirys/ huh

>>39939503
The PS3 was released 16 years ago, it's almost there.