/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for Maple sex!

>>39791581
>Maple sex
Poor Anon's still living in August

>>39792345
I miss summer, and so do you

Are males welcome here? Or are they still ousted like pariahs?

>>39787068
So... let's plays?

>>39794219
what the fuck are you taking about

>>39794219
This thread is a resource for vtuber creation, content creation self-improvement and feedback.

Would it be suicide to stream without having any mods considering I'd be a 2 views

>>39796191
You can't moderate 2 viewers yourself?

Sent in my audition for Hololive EN. Now we wait. Who else trying for it?

>>39798651
I'm on my way to apply in a year, building my portfolio right now. Good luck anon! If they don't accept you at first just pester them until they do. I'm rooting for you :-)

>>39798651
i'll make my audition tape eventually

https://voca.ro/1byJu93nkGyA

Speaking of which, what exactly is an audition video supposed to look like anyway?

>>39801548
I'm sure the neighbors won't mind you waking them up just this once.

>>39802343
I just talked and put my streams on in the background. Then sang a little.

>>39802343
There's some online, you can look them up. In general it's supposed to basically show off your skills, more or less. Put on some clips of you absolutely fucking someone up in Apex/doing a silly dance/doing a cringe improv routine that wraps around to being extremely funny/show off your language skills? And just condense all of it into one cohesive 5 minute video that will hook the viewer into watching it and won't feel like a drag.
That's my strat, anyway. I try to place myself in the reviewer's position; what can I do to be stuck in their head forever and ever and maybe even maje their day a little brighter? They've been sitting there just watching thousands of those videos, surely there's something I can do to give them a little chuckle

>>39802343
Remember to spend 20 full seconds slowly revealing your model before saying "Hi I'm [name] and I'm a [mythical creature/animal species] vtuber from [country]" and then go on to explain that you like video games and having fun with your friends in front of a static background instead of showing any examples of you being a good streamer

>>39804791
Also you like singing, I forgot that you like singing

>>39804791
We'll train him wrong, as a joke
Captcha: 22SXY

>>39795560
>>39795924
I heard /asp/ was inhospitable towards male vtubers who try content creation and improvement.

>>39806193
This thread is just a resource and many contributors and artists are male. Nobody can do anything about schizos posting here.

>>39806193
You'll have better luck on /mvp/
This thread only cares about naive females.

>>39806193
Schizos will usually chase out any male that makes himself obvious here, it's why they all fled to /mvp/
Current state /asp/ is just inhospitable period

if your audition tape starts with "hi my name is" you've already failed. no one cares who you are. just show off your skills.

>>39806949
have you passed an audition before

>>39807033
No he's right you should start it with a shitty green screen explosion and gunshots

>>39807068
i cant believe nostalgia critic is in hololive

>>39807068
I have it on good authority that the nijisanji recruiter is a big fan of the vine boom sound effect

>>39807033
yeah casting couch

>>39807068
Completely seriously, 100% unironically, if you started your video with spinning air horns earrape vine booms and 20 gifs of the rock's eyebrow that would put you miles ahead of the legions of ngmis posting exactly >>39804791

>>39806193
/asp/ hates annoying as fuck babis
That’s really it

>>39809132
While I hated Season 4's babi arc you can't deny the thread was obsessed with it.
Season 5 will be the year of the male.

>>39808871
Brb. Putting new bgm on my audition video. https://youtu.be/WWFDmetc59k

>>39809132
Everyone loves babis, stop being so contrarian

>>39812322
I am ambabilent about them.

>>39812322
I fuck them and leave them, but I don't love them

>>39812322
They're fine but since when does anyone here need approval to start vtubing? If they did they all ignored the approval process.

>>39812729
What's the point of sex without love?

>>39813621
Love is irrelevant to the process of mating

>>39813621
Someone's got to correct these troubled souls. Don't call it love, call it duty

I want a daughter so I can spoil her rotten

>>39816702
Become an artist and you can have your own vtuber daughter who will call you her papa
You can spoil her rotten with good rigs

>>39818301
Good suggestion but I need innocence. A vtuber daughter will be a whore and no matter how much I'd try to cope, it won't change the truth.

>>39819717
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>39820067
There is a vtuber here who fucks her dad though. And even without that, at least it's 20 years so you hit your pipe all you want.

>>39808871
Yeah blow off the ears of every hololive employee surely they won't forget about you then

>>39807068
Well-timed shitty greenscreen explosions are the height of comedy and no one can convince me otherwise.

>>39798651
I did mine yesterday! It turned out pretty good but idm if I don't get in. I'll just keep doing it forever.

>>39810128
i actually think this song is a banger even though i don't like most passenger of shit
thanks, audiosurf video from like 12 years ago

So I'm setting up my VRM for use in Unreal, and sending VMC data to Unreal from VSeeFace to animate the VRM. Almost everything works great, but for the fucking LIFE of me, I can't get my hair to animate. I suspect it's because none of the hair bones are being included in the vrmmap file exported from Unity.

Would anyone happen to have a working vrmmap file they could share? Or has anyone solved this a different way? For reference, I've followed this tutorial up to this point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-5tQicC60

Considering that if a big company even even BOTHERS watching your video, I do think the introduction should be handled in a somewhat interesting way. The start should definitely have sort of entertaining thing on screen, whether that's a recorded clip that showcases your personality or some sort of talent. Maybe have that naturally transition into a quick introduction before moving onto more entertaining aspects of yourself to make yourself come across as appealing.

Show yourself off, but maybe don't kill their ears like >>39808871 suggests. Some bombastic stuff/clips wouldn't hurt.
>>39804791
And this person basically said everything not to do, so that's good advice too.

I have no idea what these companies want, I'm just fucking guessing as to what kind of editing would make an audition video more appealing. Be yourself but don't be boring.

>>39824178
I was both of those posters

Quit /asp/
Join FlaVR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9TwHgZqtP0

You have vtuber with 2000 viewers supporting you. Otherwise you're just gonna get groomed by discord here on /asp/.

>>39829598
Why would you waste your time/energy on a shitpost?

>>39824178
Hololive watched my video for a total of 5 seconds. They no doubt have many thousands of auditions to get through. They likely can't afford much more time than that. It's possible that 5 seconds is wrong if they used a bot to download it, but we shouldn't make that assumption. Five seconds lines up with how long it takes most people to get bored and move on to another video in all other YouTube contexts, and the internet in general. Which means that's how long you have to take to make an impression that makes a corpo say "Damn, maybe this one has potential."
>>39829598
Why would I ever let anyone here know who I am?

>>39829598
>You have vtuber with 2000 viewers supporting you
i don't really like pippa so i don't think i would want to clout chase using her corpo but more power to those that want to

you can't trust anyone everyone is evil

reminder that you're auditioning to become a vtuber. your skills and accolades dont matter if you cant play the part
imagine going to a singing audition and only doing acapella because that's the mouth noises you're good at, or talking about the type of songs you like instead of fucking singing

>wealthy paypig wants to meet up with me
heh, later losers

>>39835273
Enjoy getting raped when you refuse to put out.

>>39835273
Why would you want to meet your paypig?

>>39831830
who hurt you, anon...

all my hate /asp/!

>>39841203
you mean love

>>39841203
All your... what?

>>39841119
they know who they are I don't need to name them

>tune into random 3 view
>120fps hq model
>game at 30fps
bro what

A bit of a tech related question:
I tried to install the streamelements plugin for obs but when I did, obs stopped working as a regular user and will only launch when I run obs as an admin. Reinstalling obs doesn't seem to do anything, and no obs log is created when I try to launch as a normal user.
Has this happened to anyone before?

>>39844371
twitch's maximum is 60fps so you're lying about the 120fps model

>>39845089
it's hyperbole, kitten

>remember that one nuckelavee vtuber
>look him up
>he gave up back in aug
>is just a vtweeter now with 300 followers

why would you tag your stream low self esteem
like for what purpose

>>39846101
Same reason you make your bio "I make doodles and stream sometimes"

>>39846101
So that the viewers can relate

>>39846101
Pity points, excuse to be an asshole

>>39829900
Can I ask when they watched your video also are you male or female

>>39844766
I think that's what happened when I tried it. A few of the plugins I use (Streamelements, StreamFX, Sammi) tend to work better as admin anyway

>>39847849
I don't know what to think of this if it's supposed to be like that. Isn't this basically an enormous security risk? A screen recorder shouldn't need admin rights in order to work.

Are you winning son?

I did it. I streamed... I made gains

How weird is it to stalk the people that follow your vtuber account and like their tweets on it
I haven't done it yet but I am tempted

>>39854761
Pretty weird but understandable if you're starting out. In my past life I only stopped checking who new self-professed biggest fans were when after I got into double digit followers. After a few months and hundreds of followers it just becomes too much to keep track of even if you tried.

>>39855395
And eventually you stop having considering people as friends and they become numbers

>>39855395
Thanks for the advice sister. Also... should you follow them back? I'm so fucking old I don't know how to social media properly

>>39855799
I mean this very sincerely. If that ever happens to you then please seek a therapist. You can't track every account online but you can still talk to people normally.
>>39855867
Following back is up to you. You can follow everyone or nobody, people will interpret both as good and bad. You can follow a portion but that is often done as clout chasing too. The less you think about it the more natural it will be.

>>39856629
Thanks, I'll delete my brain cells.

>>39856762
That's the spirit! I personally use brain smoothing lotion to streamline and make my thoughts more aerodynamic.

>>39857238
I will invest in that

don't die on me

A

>>39861088
this garbage thread has been on life support for months and should sink into the ether
return to /auds/ where it was only about audition shit and showing off instead of asking schizophrenic viewers for advice

>>39863795
All that people ever ask about here anyway is audition shit if there were any legit questions.

I gushed about vshojo in my audition for Hololive. I know it might not be the best thing, but Melody is the reason I wanted to do this.

>>39867263
Lewd

>>39863395
B

>>39863795
OP has not been updated and discords are better for getting real advice on programs, artists, and equipment. At least for right now the thread is not real. People keep replying with low quality questions just to keep the thread alive. If you can't stop them it won't die and won't get replaced by a new updated thread. But you can stop bumping the thread.

So, I'm not much but I was thinking on doing some mapping for ttrpgs with various software while chatting, do you peeps think it's viable if I wanna be a 1/2 views babi
Not the only thing I'd do, but it sounded like pleasurable fun thing to do in my mind

>>39847178
They watched it around 10 days after I submitted it, and I'm male. You can check the video analytics to find out when they've watched yours. But even if they did watch it, it's anyone's guess as to how long it'd be between them watching and reaching out for an interview.

>>39871164
>viable
if you mean you want to stream as a hobby then do it. nothing is stopping you. if you mean you want to stream with even a fleeting delusion that you'll grow overtime don't be a babi.

>>39875402
There are a few relatively popular babis. But yeah, its a massive debuff. Its probably easier to go the Zentreya rout than pure babi.

>>39875402
Babis are more popular with women than male vtubers are

>>39876973
>Babis are more popular with 4chan freaks who will never financially support you than male vtubers are
ftfy

>>39875402
It's ok I mean it as a hobby, my goal is 2 views, no more
I just wanna chill and have fun from time to time.
I'm ok with being a babi too.

>>39879347
then do it?

>cant sort from low to high on just chatting

what did they mean by this

>>39879347
>It's ok I mean it as a hobby, my goal is 2 views, no more
>I just wanna chill and have fun from time to time.
>I'm ok with being a babi too
baste

>>39863795
>schizophrenic viewers
is that not every vtuber viewer

>>39879347
Like 2 digits or literally 2 viewers? Babis seem to have a hard time getting into two digit territory, well males in general have that same problem for the most part, but it does appear to be especially difficult for a babi. Almost anybody can probably get 2 viewers though. Especially if you don't mind those viewers being other streamers, if you watch other very low view streamers and become something of a friend with them they will very often return the favor and watch you back.

>>39880353
>if you watch other very low view streamers and become something of a friend with them they will very often return the favor and watch you back.
this is the dumbest way to get viewers. you don't want your viewers to be other chuubas you want your viewers to be viewers.

>>39880412
That's when you gaslight them and sabotage their career.

>>39880412
Sadly, I have seen people who basically can't get viewers any other way. And it's not the worst thing long term, if they do eventually grow(most streamers do grow even if slowly) it can turn into a kind of longterm friendship where you raid each other do collabs with and share your viewers between each other. Like a streamer clique, and if one of you manage to get big somehow all the other streets in the clique can often get some of that popularity at the same time.

I will say though, don't try to become friends with just any and every low view streamer, try to find ones you think have potential and that you might be able to get along with.

>>39880412
Let's be honest here. We are talking about a brand new /aspi/ babi planning on streaming fairly debuff content. Even assuming they are likable and a half decent streamer this person is probably looking at many many hours of streaming to literally nobody in their future, I don't think they can be that picky about who their viewers are at this point.

Is my recording quality decent?

https://voca.ro/1elHXBHfG2DS

>>39881919
it's fine start streaming.

>>39821006
>There is a vtuber here who fucks her dad though.
Aqua?

>>39829598
Sure, let them groom me. I love getting my hair done.

>>39881974
Can't stream until after I start waging to get a computer that can, so I'll just do singing and ASMR reading.

>>39882040
i thought she got cancelled

>>39871164
This general has trained me too well, I can recognize a babi the moment I see the picture.
Though I don't understand why. What makes a design an obvious babi aside from hypersexualization?

>>39882567
idk man shortly after she joined the server i stopped reading it. i've fallen behind on /asp/lore

>>39882567
>>39882710
She got kicked out of /asp/cord and proceeded to get herself cancelled. Shame really. Could've been part of GakiLive. Oh well...

>>39879347
>It's ok I mean it as a hobby, my goal is 2 views, no more
Me too. I actually prefer relatively smaller chats in general because then the streamer has a chance to actually read the messages, as opposed to big chats where messages just zoom by and no one can read them properly.

What is the ideal babi outfit anyway?
You all bitch about hypersexualization but a lot of females and even males do it too…

>>39881919
It's good as-is. Are you using any post-processing? In either case, that's a technical rabbit hole that comes AFTER you start streaming. Don't delay starting.

>>39883088
The anime, and by extension vtuber fandoms seem to be fueled by cum. I wish it weren't so but most people in this hobby are mega horny and go where their dicks/pussies lead them

>>39882820
but who's the /asp/ie that fucks her dad?

>>39882651
Your imagination considering most get someone else to do their art.

>>39883496
There isn't one. Aqua was looking for a sugar daddy to simp for her afaik.

>>39883458
Our ejaculation fuels their automation
Unwelcome stimulation for their insemination
Incarceration's our only destination
Testicle gas stations, our only occupation
There's no escape from
Monsters they make from cum

Crushed under the weight of the virtual demon
We are victims of fate from the power of semen

>>39882651
Idk, perhaps a focus on certain areas
for example some female vtubers have lewder models, but just a small focus on tummy and vagina bones, and you have a babi
there's no crotch or butt to focus on and even the chest is flattened by the clothes, but you and I both know, it's the simple things that make it horny.

>>39881792
I've been shitposting here for a while in total but with a median of less than a post per month sometimes.
But yeah in general I'm not looking to break the mold or some random shit, It's a thing I've been wanting to do since kizuna ai started, but never really had the willpower to do.
Despite being aware of all this, I still block myself with pointless expectations and useless perfectionism, which is why I drop by over here to read of people who are trying and gather some courage to focus and try myself.
Also the shitposting never gets too old

>>39883496
Jignx is everyone's daddy!!

>>39883088
Cover up everything but the hands and head, a nice poofy dress and high denier pantyhose. Perfection.

>>39883374
I just pressed the record button in audacity and after recording set it to normalize @ 0.0 db. I won't do any post-processing for now, unless music gets involved.

See >>39882073
>Captcha: S0Y8K

What is a babi?

>>39884608
A miserable little pile of sex! But enough talk, cum at you!

>>39884608
male streamer who uses a female model and doesn't try to fake being a female.

>>39884608
an autogynophylliac

gee gee gee gee

>>39885900
babi babi babi

>>39883088
take furry pill

>>39889236

>>39889236
Honestly, furry might be a buff kind of. Seems like furries really like to support their own.

>>39889236
>>39891872
What if one has a concept in their head that they really like that is human or humanoid but want to also go furry?
Create a separate design and choose what to use on a per-stream basis or redeems?

in a massive lapse of judgment, the pupet has given his soul over to childrens card games https://www.twitch.tv/savvyavenue

>>39892183
make a human model that you can slowly turn into a furry. Over maybe 10 stages. Make it a point redeem. Furriers would love that shit.

>>39893009
Live2D artists and riggers:

>>39883653
The tights pattern is making me want to kill myself

>>39893343
Yeah, it would be a bit much. However it would work really well as an idea for a pngtuber.

>>39893009
Fine too

Take the human who has sex with furries pill.

>>39893009
holy sheeit genius

is /asp/ full of closet furries?

>>39891872
plus they all have masters degrees with doctorates

Am i the only person who flesh cams some days and vtubes the other days? I feel like I can get the best of both worlds

>>39883496
It's one of the older generation /asp/ ie, and I mean irl dad

>>39894811
Not all
Some may just have community college diplomas.

Watching Hololive flub everything they have makes me so mad.
I WILL become the best, most dedicated vtuber in Hololive. Yes, I AM a schizo. I don't care.

>>39889236
Visage...

>>39895141
Who

>>39894955
Is this plausible? I'd like to use a facecam some days since im a shitty babi and nobody really comes for my avatar

>>39894955
>>39895923
You are not getting the best of both worlds, because the audience loses any and all immersion when you do it, which is a damn harsh trade-off, especially if you're trying to play a character. It's not completely out of the question, but I'd say it depends on the kind of content you're making, and it's probably a shit play 99% of the time.

>>39895923
>>39897029
Not them, but I’d say make a second account that is separate use it for facecam activities

>>39895141
Meds, anon.

>>39893009
Do this and whenever they point redeem you have to beg them not to and moan really loudly. Especially when you grow a tail and ears and shit.

And have another redeem that removes levels of furry. Have your furry audience and regular audience battling over your levels of furryness.

>>39898035
What if my design already has animal ears? Removal could be a “turn me into a normal person” option.

>>39897029
I think doing this >>39898432 would actually be fine for character immersion. The "normal person" is a real human being. 5k points to turn on the webcam for 5 minutes

>>39900324
Also see Code Miko and The Technician.

I’m torn between two designs. Should I go for one that I like more and looks less like basic clothing, or the one my friends like more that has a more interesting sillouette?

>>39903235
If you like it more, then you'll want to use it more. Your friends aren't the ones using the model.

>>39903235
Whichever one you're going to actually want to use. I made a design I was in love with but I felt trapped in it, I didn't like what that character would like and I just couldn't force myself to make content about it.
I settled on something much more generic so that I could feel more myself and have fun playing an exaggeration of myself with lore tidbits rather than forcing myself to live like my oc would whenever I wasn't at work.

>>39903356
>>39903457
Thank you! I appreciate your input a lot.

I hate you so much right now

.

>>39907703
stop bumping at the same time as me, fucker

>>39871164
totally down to how fun you are to talk to. it's essentially a drawing zatsu at that point

>>39895113
>Older generation
Damn no wonder Lumi got into Phase Connect

>>39907732
I bumped first asshole

>>39908019
what's the correlation between dadfucking and passing auditions?

My vtuber mama started streaming! Please support her if you'd like!
https://www.twitch.tv/meiguu_

>want to use name I've grown very attached to over my life
>name happens to be close to semi-popular established character
>character I already look similar to because they combined my favourite themes and I wanted to make a design more true to what I like
>this will make it look even worse
I hate this it's not my fault I'm not original its 70% coincidence I swear

Elden Ring is on sale so I bought it with the intent of streaming it but I don't feel the urge. I would rather play it by myself.
I guess I'm over as a streamer, there ain't gonna be no rematch.

>>39913796
This is one of my biggest issues. Everyone wants to see first time reactions, but I also want to have my first time reactions to myself and be able to take in the artistry of what I'm seeing instead of having to make memes out of it or audibly go "oohhh, wow bros" and look at chat. It is IMPOSSIBLE to become immersed in something if you're streaming.

>>39883496
>>39895113
I need to ask that fine specimen on how to get into those kind of relationships, you know, for research purposes

>>39913796
>>39914070
ngmi...

>>39914070
i was just talking about this to someone else, what sucks about watching popular or established strreamers before you start streaming is that you probably watched them play a ton of popular games or FOTM stuff, and when/if you decide to stream yourself, you won't have genuine first time reactions to events in the game.

>>39915227
What, you want to fuck your dad too? Does every female vtuber want to fuck their dad?

I'm so tired of men

>Men - want to fuck their fantasy pretend mom
>Women - want to fuck their actual real life dad

>>39915882
What did they do this time?

>>39915902
>actual real life dad
>not vtuber dad
Why do you have to spell every single thing out to men? Why are they like this?

>>39915882
>>39915902
>>39916064
>>39916066
Male hands typed each of these posts.

>>39916109
That's right -- because women love men!

The only thing I love more than men is stupid men..

>>39880412
Anon, most viewers will end up become chuubas, it's the path to vtuber viewers.

>>39916348
I am pretty stupid if I do say so myself

>>39916797
I can tell, cutie.

>2 friend comes into my stream to lurk
>one is silent and the other is talking about how he's applying for twitch affiliate and how fast he's growing
>these are the only two viewers I get all stream

I was and am absolutely seething with jealousy bros.

>>39917941
>told your friends you stream
ngmi, they will filter randos from your chat

>>39917344
Let's get married!

>>39918392
No thanks, I'm already married to my tulpa.

I hate women.

>>39918309
So don't tell your friends your streaming? Mine mostly just lurk to make the viewcount slightly higher.

>>39919152
None of my friends even know I stream at all as VTuber, and I'd like to keep it that way

>>39919179
My friends are massive weebs so it works out.

>>39918925
I'll make it so you don't need a tulpa anymore. You be my real life tulpa and I'll be yours.

>>39919179
>>39919152
I told a bunch of mine, and they use their prime subs for me whenever they remember.

>>39919378
Not going to lie, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, random internet himbo

>>39919152
I don't
It feels like cheating plus what if I make it and one of them reveals my identity to the public or something

>>39922203
Would your friends dox you like that? I cant imagine any of my friends betraying my trust like that.

>>39923273
They probably wouldn't betray your trust while you're friends, but what about after you have a fall out and they are bitter and want hurt you and make you pay? Or something like that. Some people can turn real ugly.

>>39921566
Really? All the girls here had someone swooning over them at some point, I can't imagine you've been left out.

>>39919378

>>39923273
Personally I don't tell my online friends because they're all depressed people who watch vtubers all day and have no skills whatsoever. If I told them I'm a vtuber with double digits viewers they might start seething, so no thanks.

Do we need more elves?
Wood elves, dark elves, haafu elves, loli elves, space elves, neet elves, cyborg elves, military elves, Santa’s elves, killer elves, sex elves…

>>39929535
>loli elves
Yes.

>>39929535
Loli space elves…

Am I allowed to schizo rant here on /asp/

>>39927129
Sounds like a shitty light novel. "I'm a depressed vtuber obsessed neet and I just found out my best friend is a famous vtuber but she didn't tell me and now she's my oshi!?!?"

>>39931099

>>39931099
No but you'll do it anyway

>>39931257
That's the plot of a mango I'm translating...

>>39931257
That's a run on sentence, so that wouldn't work.
Should be "I'm a Depressed VTuber-Obsessed NEET. My Favorite Streamer is... My Childhood Friend?!" instead

>>39931099
hmm
use discord

>>39931099
Sure, I want to hear it

>>39932989
Isn't that the joke? That all the titles are often such ridiculous run on sentences?

>>39923273
>Would your friends dox you like that?
nta but my friends don't give a shit about opsec and will tweet their exact locations and shout each others names across the street. turn on facebook tracking and tag others they see because being a social butterfly online is their only personality.

>>39933683
I was posting on an imageboard in an aspiring vtuber thread and I thought an anonymous poster was making a joke but the reality is that he seriously doesn't understand that most light novel titles are ridiculous run-on sentences!?

>>39933683
>>39933820
Compound Sentences ≠ Run-On Sentences

>>39933925
Having looked into it, I concede that they are not run-on sentences, but rather, excessively long compound sentences with too many joined clauses.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentence_clause_structure#Run-on_sentences
I think I'm in a timeline shift. Every time I've heard someone say "run-on sentence," they were referring to a sentence with more than one conjunction, not a lack of them. Even my English teachers did this.

>>39831830
Only sensible post in this whole thread

I will be the first of gen 5 and will make everyone else look worse because I will be the first and best one

>>39931257
Lmao checks out, except that i'm a 10view nobody who sings and streams random games no one likes.

>>39915592
nta but according to Sigmund Freud yes, every woman wants to fuck her dad, and every man wants to fuck his mom

>>39919152
I showed an emote to a few friends and they told me they'd sub just for that emote, still didn't give them my channel

>>39935919
And every guy wants to fuck Freud

>>39923273
I know i'm an edge case but my friends often address me by my last name and it's a pretty rare one, to the point i'm the only person my age in the world with that last name
>>39923578
True, a girl here was insecure she didn't shower often and when i told her i would punish her with a tongue bath she was flustered
>>39935638
>10view
How the fuck do you have over 1000000000 viewers? Not even corpos get this much

How old is the average Holo vtuber?

>dude I know streams overwatch and valorant at an intermediate level and is affiliate in 2 months
>have been streaming semi popular games for a year now and can only get my friends to occasionally lurk

it hurts so bad bros

>>39806193
/asp/ was never like that and was accepting of any vtubers. That wasn't until viewercord and discord drama started to infect the thread and community so there's a lot more male antis here now.

>>39938719
do you even like the games you stream?

>>39939477
I do. That's why I stream them.

>>39933764
You should get new friends, these guys are a bunch of tards.

>>39938981
Can the FBI finally get the Pedos in GroomerCord already? I’m getting a little tired of constantly hearing about these fat fucks.

>>39941257
Nigga you can quite literally shut down any discord server/account by just going to the furry devs and sending them of context posts.
That's how two guys I know lost their discord accounts.

Fluffy and warm (former) aspies…

>>39941026
He's on 4chan do you think he has actual good friends

>>39934551
"I Spend My Free Time Winning Grammar-Based Arguments Against Aspiring Vtubers Because I Don't Want To Get An Entry-Level Job" seems fitting for me right now...

>>39938607
mid-20s, at least for the EN side. for JP side i don't really care, but I saw a clip of Okayu outright saying she's 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc34xb67clE

>>39936984
Not that anon but you're the only person that sees views that way. Nobody says the most successful streamers are 5views except you.

>>39945481
Lurk more holy shit

>>39945505
I understand what you're saying but you're wrong and you're also insane.

aspies in party dresses and suits when?

>>39948928
a group shot with /asp/ies new and old would be cute

which do i get for tracking ( dont have an iphone ).
for some reason the base price of the newer webcam is cheaper than the older one.

>>39929535
Unintentionally lewd elves
slutty Elves who can't get laid no matter how hard they try

>>39952051
They're both the same really for tracking, there's no difference. Just grab whichever one that has features you like.

throne is really popular but I don't understand it very well, does it require you to pay for an account or anything?

negative emotions

>>39960175
Anon needs a hug

>>39961287
Anon needed a hug a couple months ago. What he needs now is to get a length of rope from the hardware store and attach it to the ceiling.

How do I know if I'm interesting or not?

>>39963872
I found if people watch you, you are interesting.

my tiktoks flopped again

billions must view

>>39967052
Why? Can you share one?

>sent in an audition to a corp
>no response, as I assumed
>just remembered I wrote a ton of vtuber smut on an account with my name
i am probably blacklisted, aren't i

>>39924813
I'm a gay man though...

yo i've been goin down the furry rabbit hole a bit too much. might disappear for another month...

>>39972961
>lala deleted her discord
definitely disappearing for another month.

>>39973207
Is lala getting harassed? Even with the Kaiser thing she doesn't feel like a controversial vtuber

>>39973445
kaiser isn't at fault. it was already expressed in the FlaVR thread, but she's harassing herself. has trouble living up to her own expectations even though she has great streaming potential, as well as charisma with other people who might not be easily likeable. nobody can force her to stay, but she's the only one who decides whether she'll go.

I love watching her, but all I can do is hope that she will make peace with herself.

>>39962127
Noona...

>>39973795
>she's harassing herself
I can understand this, a fellow menbera. For me it's not just my own expectations, but what I feel others are expecting from me.

Just made a full model and exported as .pdf tried my hand at rigging and I couldn’t figure it out. Maybe Tomorow things will be easier…

>>39975812
How far did you even get?

>>39975812
There's like 4 tutorials on every single step to rigging

>>39973795
>Noona...
Doesn't Noona have a wife? Why would he be lacking hugs?

>my gain was too high the whole stream
hnfg

Sex

kill me

>>39983181
focus on your stream

>>39983181
what did you do

>>39983181
Later.

>>39977205
I saw the color of the bag and thought of Noona. probably still a "babi" tho

Is there any point to setting up a throne if I'm m*le and nobody donates or subs to me anyway? I feel like there isn't but I keep seeing throne alerts of other Vtubers popping up and wonder if I'm missing out

>>39987069
If your character is a leech then having one would add a lot and make it seem like you're always in character.

>>39973795
What the heck is the Flavor thread about? Just bitching about chuubas?

>>39983181
Not before we have tender hand holding together

wtf is a throne

>>39938719
There's four requirements for hitting affiliate, but realistically, the only two that matter are 3+ average viewers, and 50 followers.
If you're short on followers, but have the viewers, then you need to improve your reach. A very simple way of doing this is joining one of the cords - Jignxcord, Lancecord, Revcord, ENVTuber/VtuberRetweet; and posting a few times. You'll get a few followers, maybe some new viewers, and this should push you over the top.
If you're short on viewers, you're either not entertaining enough, or playing the wrong games. Don't play oversaturated stuff - Minecraft, Apex, LoL... You'll be so far the page, nobody will see you. Overwatch I would have thought fell into this, but maybe there's not many vtubers playing it - some viewers only watch chuubas.
If you're short on both, and it's been two months, take a think about where you're weak.

>tfw only want to stream literal who indie games and ancient ps1 games
im ngmi

>>39989068
you can't make someone want to live, this is cruel

>>39989860
Literal who indie games can suddenly get discovered by the masses or some ancient ps1 game turns into a "hidden gem".
The algorithm and time itself will be your friend. Never give up.

>>39994217
Case in point: Among Us. A literally who game for two years before streamers discovered it during the coof.

Im dating an aspie but everyday it becomes more obvious that im just a replacement for another aspie they like. The pain...

>>39973207
I am going to burn flavr to the ground

>>40001410
Well boohoo, you're dating someone. I'll forever be alone. I can't understand your pain.

>>39989860
To be fair, if you stream fotm apex valorant etc just because you need to stream and get those reps and numbers, you're making this a second job instead of a hobby

Today is New Year's Eve

I’ve noticed that my VODs on twitch get a jump in views not too long after stream. (From a couple to like 40-50) Are these just bot views?

happy New Year aspies

Another year, I don't have many left in me

>>39977205
he does have a wife, in fact she is his entire personality outside of gun autism

>>39812643
Kek

>>39812322
Babis are easy to groom as a female, there's almost no competition and theyre usually incredibly straight and insecure

>>39812322
Except for a certain one or two

>>40008897
I actually brought up the same thing a couple of weeks ago. I noticed my VODs would magically jump from 0 to anywhere between 9 and 12 most of the time. My Terraforming Mars VOD from yesterday is currently at 17 despite, according to Twitch, only two silent people coming to the live stream.

>>40014592
Women are evil, leave those poor innocent babis alone you harlot!

Hope you guys all make it in 2023

ywn be smothered by an aspie with cat paws

>>40015990
MISTER BEEEAAAST

>>40015990
smother me in my sleep nyaa

>>40008897
>>40015115
The "views" is actually the total amount of people that clicked on and tuned into your stream, whether it be repeated page reloads, people dropping in for a sec or viewers that have sat their the whole time. It just takes Twitch a couple of hours to actually tally everything up.

Anyone look more into new PixelLink company? Might apply but figure it will probably be an all female company.

>>40008897
it takes a bit for twitch's counter to add the live views; the increase is representative of how many people saw you when you were live

happy new year ya filthy animals
-viewacord

>>39985719
You know who I am, I know who you are, and we both know there's no solution to my problem.