/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

Pippa LOVE

YOU
HAVE
STOLEN
MY
HEART
OH
YEAH

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES
thanks for the award [REDACTED]-anon

RIE RAPE

[anon news] I LOVE Pippa!

I want to love, to hold, to bully, protect, to tease, and to make happy my crybaby oshi
Wemi love

ピッパ抱きします!

People talk about wanting to lick Lia, but i want Lia to lick me

REMI LOVE

I Love My Mom!

Panko!

>sex sex horny nympho rape
What nice threads you have

Pippa status?
Lumi status?
Lisa status?
Lia status?

>>39907859

>>39907672
Yeah, with miia

Yes hello please send this Most Unhinged PC Talent Himemiya Rie some retarded American stuff.
>https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1608703777930113025
Thanks in advance!

>>39907878
>Pippa: still dumb still alive. Long live the new successor.
>Lumi: Probably still alive or something shit i dunno
>Lia: Still Lia [NOT Lia]
>Lisa: BTFO on soda by dumb rabbit

>>39907878
menhera
menhera
pure and innocent
menhera

Oha. I missed everything

howdi

https://twitter.com/morebreasts/status/1608657258434682882

>>39907377
>>39907409
>>39907463
>>39907581
Sounds like she literally needs to break the conditioning and embrace her true self.
I think that's the eventual destiny of her character growth.
A fully realized Uruka without any mental barriers holding her back will be a majestic and terrifying sight that rocks the world leading to her greatest incline, she could even reach 4 view.

>>39908120
top tier cat sex as always

I think Lia might be entertained by Cyrax but there's a 0% chance of a deepdive of that happening

>>39908004

>>39908144
You need to go back to /vsj+/

>>39907859
unbelievable levels of sex...

>>39907863
Thank you, we're very proud of it. Especially that last one.

>>39908144
the only way uruka would ever be a 4view is if she catches pippa raids or some one off special mega karaoke thing. he regular content isnt strong enough

>>39908144
My post was about the opposite happening, not "breaking free".

>>39908004
>cursed american submissions
I sense that this will be a dishonest stream

Read it, Anons!

>>39908009
>btfo on soda
Drink water or a warm chocolately milk fatty

>>39908367
>henri hate sex lumi

>>39908367
Lia love

>be 10 years from now
>you've personally witnessed rain, snow, sleet, and fire wash over the world
>still watch your oshii through the tough times
>a new time of peace internal and external asserts
>unwittingly watch from afar each member become waifs with husbands
>and so their tales end with you blankly searching for another oshii
What do?

>>39908367
lia yuri content lewd

>>39908367
>i'm kino

>>39908406
>calls someone a fatty
>recommends fat + carbs aka the ONE thing you objectively shouldn't feed anyone ever (the real reason both low carb high carb restricted diets work is because they avoid that combo)
An-non...

>>39908367
Pippa panko, best love award.

>>39908367
I mean if you insist.

I think panko's popularity is inflated here simply because her name is fun to say and post

>>39908367
>regime member vtuber
which one is it

Imagine spending ALL DAY with Lumi. Couldn't be me

>>39908655
Panko is probably the sexiest one at Phase because of her cunny, skin tone, belly button, and smug face.

Lumi's video is breaking my mind holy fuck who am I what am I is my other brain plotting against me what if it rises up and rebels against me.

I hope they find their happy.

>>39908367
>oshi based

>>39908782
Close but she's the second best. There's only one queen of lewd in Phase.

>>39908825

>>39908787
You're still you, anon.

>>39908787
>who am I what am I
Your mind isn't a book, it's a song played upon the instrument of your body.
The notes aren't the song.
The instruments aren't the song.
The musician isn't the song.

Only together are they the song.

>>39908787
it's just yin and yang don't worry about it

reminder Lia name dropped the Xalabussy jew

>>39909004
That's a beautiful way of putting it, I guess I sort of understand.
I am me, all of the parts in me are me.

>>39909004
I always preferred the thought we're all tapestries of all our past fuckups, the innate potential in the now, and the unwoven what we can still be.

>>39907989
Rape

>>39908755
Wake up when Loomers starts the stream. Go to bed when she ends the stream. Repeat for the whole week. couldn't be me hahahahaha...

>>39908787
You're just a collection of particulars.

By milk, Lumi meant my semen.

>>39909053
>I am me, all of the parts in me are me.
What if you're pregnant?

I want to impregnate Gloomi!

>>39909127
Interesting but not enough to define a person. Quite lacking in detail.

>>39908787
Free will isn't real it breaks the rules of causality.

I want to impregnate Xalabussy!

>>39909200
I don't know. If you have a long stick, you can call it a staff, but it can also be used as a walking stick, or it can be part of a sling, if you stick with any singular definition you'll miss other qualities that equally apply. Language inherits its reality, it doesn't create it.

>>39909258
Who cares about that, I'm worried my left side will try to kill me in my sleep to assume full control over our body.

>>39909387
Just make sure your left side falls asleep first.

>>39909258
Free will ain't free! Its gotta be pried from the gutted corpses of The Archons. "The Demiurge" is no God of mine! My God has no need for illusions, games and flesh prisons! Break the wheel and laugh in the face of God, not grovel in shame to The Deceiver; Invicta Solaire.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warlord_Era

>Zhang Zongchang, known as the "Dogmeat General" because of his love for the gambling game of that name, was described as having "the physique of an elephant, the brain of a pig and the temperament of a tiger". Writer Lin Yutang called Zhang "the most colorful, legendary, medieval, and unashamed ruler of modern China". Former Emperor Puyi remembered Zhang as "a universally detested monster" whose ugly, bloated face was "tinged with the livid hue induced by heavy opium smoking". A brutal man, Zhang was notorious for his hobby of smashing in the heads of prisoners with his sword, which he called "smashing melons". He loved to boast about the size of his penis, which became part of his legend. He was widely believed to be the most well endowed man in China, nicknamed "General Eighty-Six" as his penis when erect was said to measure up to a pile of 86 Mexican silver dollars. His harem consisted of Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Russian and two French women. He gave them numbers, as he could not remember their names, and then usually forgot the numbers.

>>39909566
wat

>>39909566
Wrong tab man.

>>39909566
Mystery Meat?

Lumi is baby mad
LET ME IMPREGNATE YOU
STOP FEARING MY TOUCH

>>39909327
Correct. But that is still inaccurate and unhelpful. A walking stick carved by your ancestors passed down through even just decades is far different from a fresh stick picked from a tree today. And such a property must be inherited to humans and all other things. Perception > Reality for all non-rational beings.

>>39909717
She’s more scared of P in V than Airi.

Lumi needs a baby inside of her RIGHT NOW

>>39909717
she's already committed to becoming a femcel hag, she's going to "reproduce" by selling her eggs to a gay couple. it's over

Lumi literally needs to breed.

>>39909566
Uruka husbant

>>39909870
>Lumi is cloned
>clone does the same thing as the original and becomes a winemom
>clone another Lumi try to get different result
>same fucking thing happens
Goddamnit woman.

you can say about lumi what you want
but she does bring in the cash

I'm gonna make myself infertile just to become Lumi's boyfriend and convince her to have a baby so we'll 'try' to make one as she lets me cum inside her over and over again

>Charmander is 50 away from 2000 subs to Lumi, $10000

>>39910112
hey lay off the guy who pays my subs

>>39910112
Man I used to be extremely anti subathons but I just realized that its only retarded paypigs getting scammed. Not a good thing necessarily, but not a bad thing either

>>39910112
holy crap

>>39910157
I have been there to witness most of them
never got one
i fucking hate gacha

>>39909744
I don't think what I've said is precise enough to be inaccurate. I've not defined any particular human, and I recognize there being a thing called a human that exists separate from the particulars (mental dispositions and physical properties) that make up each individual, but it's precisely that vagueness and unhelpfulness that I wanted to point out. You're capable of describing whatever it is you perceive about yourself, but whether you take it as an extension of yourself is something you'd personally have to weigh.

only 250 subs away from ASMR NTR roleplay btw

>>39910112
How does Xalamon feel about this?

>lumi trying to convince people they'll like the asmr like she was trying to convince people that they'd like the model
lol
lmao

>>39910227
Yea I NTRed her from Yuri. It's the reason why they broke up.

why does twitch have this culture of gifting subs? wouldn't it be easier to just give the streamer money directly via streamlabs or bits?

>only 230 left to fill the goal
>34 hours left to go
Lumi is strong

>still no gift sub

>>39910112
>Charmander gifts 50
he's here

>>39910296
what bro you don't like your 2500 sub forklift asmr?

>>39910268
Honestly I'm pretty sure Xalamon is a tranny or something, he comes across as very feminine

>>39910321
numbers going up feels good, paypigs like to give them so the number goes up

>>39910344
doesn't help hat twitch changed it so you don't even have to be watching to get one

>>39910321
it's because you get a notification when it runs out and gives you the option of renewing capitalizing on the fact that most streamers have secret discords with premium features that you don't want to miss out on

>>39910413
oh really? damn that makes sense
I used to reliably get gift subs just be being a regular, twitch hate

>>39910327
she reached it already nvm

>>39910485
Yeah I get gift subs all the time from channels I have been in for like 5 minutes and haven't watched again in days

>>39910321
>bits
>more direct than subs
No.
>Streamlabs
External service. Needs Goypal.

>>39910529
Yeah I've gotten gift subs to 2views I watched for a grand total of 5 minutes

>>39910112
Keeping the wheels moving. Respect, except for the simping part.

>>39910485
yeah i feel like if you never buy a sub twitch kinda blacklists/deprioritzes you from getting one since they think if you havent done so thus far you wont do so in the future

Lumi is about to do the ghost pepper

Shut the FUCK up
Michiru is streaming
https://youtu.be/2lY9b3_8wgM

>haven't paid for my own sub since March
>get one whenever it runs out the very same week/day
Sucks to suck.

Lumi news: She is fucking dead

>>39910572
never paid and gotten 4 consecutive months from Charmander in Lumi/Miia stream, I even have Prime but I keep holding onto it since it gives me a sense of power over whoever I'm watching

>>39910321
It seems pretty self evident to me. It gets a bigger reaction, makes more people happy, "gives back". Also for years the only thing that came with being a sub was 1). Emotes 2). Talking in the rare occasions sub only mode is on. Only recently did things like discords get added onto that. Subs just aren't as big of a deal as memberships and sub-only streams were always frowned upon.

>>39910572
Makes sense. I've even "continued" a few gift subs in the past that's probably why I get fucking bombarded with them now

>>39910572
>never gave money
>has a lumi sub
i just shot a schizo rrat

>>39910634
who killed her?

>>39910224
Can an observer truly observe itself? Outsider observers certainly can't.

>>39910657
>>39910652
you can get a first or second one but i feel like it gets less likely with the more you get
not impossible
just less likely

>>39910716
that's just probability tho

>>39910659
A pajeet

>>39910485
Not sure how it is done, but makes sense. Although I would make it so only a portion of the gifted subs do not require you to be watching the stream (and then send to absent people with certain profiles or connected with the target profiles).

Hello, yes liaschizo here.

It's completely impossible short of obtaining tax records to verify whether or not "community figures" aren't corporate plants using their exorbitant "donations" as business expense tax write offs. It's impossible to know. You simply can not independently verify whether or not these named individuals are laundering money or performing a tax loop hole through sex work adjacent live performance artists.

>>39910667
You're observing cognitions that you largely have no real control over, let alone consciously create, but I don't think the actual eye is capable of seeing itself directly. Indirectly, probably.

>>39910740
yeah rigged probability
it may be 50:50 for your first one
then it is 25% for your second and so on
(not exactly like this of course since more people are also in consideration but you know what i mean)
the point is twitch seems to kinda "mark" you a certain way

>>39909011
listening to her sides leave orbit over that really warmed my soul

>>39910321
because then they would be a bank under burger law

>>39910792
>laundering money
>through a method that give Amazon a 25-50% fee
anon...

>>39910892
That is how money laundering works stupid

Has this been discussed?

>>39910911
No its not, you are actually retarded holy shit dude

I'm still kind of in awe of just how elegantly Pippa washed herself of DN.
>>39910913
What is there to discuss?
We know that's what she likes about the streaming format.

YLYL compilations used to be edited far better. I feel like these are specifically tailor-made for streamers since they're kinda completely unthemed.

>>39910913
>jesse cuck is still a thing
www

>>39910654
The thing is it encourages freeloading. like >>39910652
(and me desu) you can easily get a free sub without ever donating. On youtube you (mostly) have to buy your own memberships, since the oil barons give superchats.

>>39910792
liaschizo, contemplate the feeling of that lizard's belly.

Yellow woman my beloved

I think yellow woman STINKS

>>39911150
can confirm i stiff her every night

>>39911150
Image posters are more powerful. Your anti has been nulled.

>>39911102
cold full of lemons insatiable for the foibles of mankind

>>39910486
Who is the dancing guy? Saw him begin able to chat despite the 'emotes only' mode still active.

>>39911150
based

>>39911216
Canadian. That is all you need to know.

>>39911213
Thank you liaschizo

Why can't Lumi go two hours without shitting on fat people?

Lumi news: She enjoys fat shame people

>>39910611
I love this lil nigga

>>39911317
why can't fat people go two hours without being fat?

>>39911317
fatfags don't get enough hate

>>39911317
stop being fat

>>39911335
Lumi News: Her clone has escaped containment and named herself "Lia" please contact The Fish if seen for return for factory reset.

say goodbye to your oshi

>>39911519
Kek. thanks for plugging up Twitch's inbox with spam.

>>39911519
holy timing

>>39911519
WHAT DID YOU DO

>>39910935
You could try to work something around that depending on where you are, but for burgers it probably is not worth it at all (because of the fee).

>>39911519

lumi im sorry but im not liking the new streams.
I dont like the Vshoujo model
I dont like that you use the "I'm only sleeping" for a subathon. Thats not a real subathon.
I really dont like watching react content.
You're kinda losing me

Yellow woman is over... no..

>>39911619
The workaround would be giving the money through streamlabs, which takes no fee at all. Just accept that paypiggies are broken inside and are emotionally addicted to giving money to e-thots

>>39910792
>sex work adjacent
jeeeeesus
touch grass
or stop watching vshojo

>even more sexed up model
>subathon
>ringfit
>asmr
the twitch Vthot singularity claims another victim

>>39911678
>I dont like that you use the "I'm only sleeping" for a subathon
they are literally required to do this

>>39911678
>"new"
You're too new to have the right to an opinion on her content.
Not gonna treat this like debate club -- Gonna say it straight-up.

>>39911707
Lumi already had done all of that.
I bet some people are salivating for legit paid dates. I pray for them.

>>39911682
>1k viewers before
>500 after
lol literally half of them were dead viewers

I ONLY CARE ABOUT LUMI PLAYING STRATEGY GAMES AND ADJACENT GENRES

>>39911707
so true, I'm still jerking to her ringfit vod

>LPL
BASED BASED BASED

>>39911830
>tfw no lumi plays Cogmind
>tfw no lumi plays CK
>tfw no Phase Darkest Dungeons mod to add all the stars in and beat the boss with sad-girl power

>>39911770
She wouldn't be the first streamer to have a dude fly out and fuck her for 2 grand or whatever

>>39911830

Same.

>>39911890
really?
why? there is way better porn out there
it feels almost like fapping to my imagination

>>39911931
why she lookin like that

>>39911944
not even the first vtuber, but doubt she will do anything close to that

>>39910112
2100 or something now.

>>39911678
>I dont like that you use the "I'm only sleeping" for a subathon. Thats not a real subathon.
She's supposed to... what? Stay awake until she's dead from a heart attack?

>immediatly switches to warhammer stuff
I KNOW YOU ARE HERE LUMIIIIIII

>>39912061
Yes. All or nothing. Shed blood for your career.

>>39912061
she should play factorio all night to fix her shit base

>>39912061
I wonder how good of a marketing campaign that would make after the fact?

https://clips.twitch.tv/SnappyJollyHorseAllenHuhu-LNt5BW4EcBKiCqCu

>>39911830
She doesn't even like those games, she only plays them because her mods tell her to.

>>39911317
Nice try, but I'm still not watching Lumi

I am going to creampie Pippa.

>>39912095
She's here but I think in this case it's more that she actually used to really like Majorkill for being fit, concise and funny in a slightly edgy way and resents how hard he sold out.

>>39912154
>we literally work our talents to death. Here's a picture of the corpse. No face though because she's a vtuber. Join us.

>>39912181
you made the classic mistake of assuming I see Lumi as a mammal capable of empathy and inner motivations, hopes and dreams
>>39912214
sounds like Lumi

>>39912229
>"here is captured photographic evidence of the late PhaseCorps and their legendary 2023 'Battan Death-Stream' minting the company their fortune at the cost of an estimated ~100 streamers a day."

>>39912189
Pippa is NOT for sex. She is only for big Z (maybe sexually).

>>39912181
I love how you haven't let this one go after nearly 5 months.

>>39912413
She is for my pipenis.

>>39912424

>>39912424
Sorry anon shes off to follow in her predecessors footsteps and nab a big titty asian waif as she darkens her lungs with lung cancer while wasting away from an exotic form of cancer.

>>39912496
>asian male
>white female
yeah, those turn out ok heh

>>39912496

>>39912413
???

>>39912415
I love how you're perfectly ok with simping for someone who's so fake she can't even pick her own games

>>39912413
Russia lost.

I wish Charmander was banned from Phase Connect, he is a groomer and the fact Lumi actually likes him makes me lose all respect. At least none of the other PC girls give him any time of day makes me happy.

>>39912554
got a fresh one!

>reaches her sub goal
>immediate seething

>>39912558
I don't care if she's "fake". I care about a performance that entertains me.
Now link your channel and I might be able to give you pointers as to why you're still stuck at 9 viewers.

>>39910913
There is nothing more retarded than watching a full vod. If you missed the stream just watch clips.

>>39912539
>asian man
>he doesn't know

>>39912566
K.
Keep us updated.

>>39912539
They make people like Keanu Reeves and Rosemi so yeah I'd say so.
White women lack the refinement in henpecking their husbands that Asian women have meaning even the most betacuck Asian man will be able to wrangle a white girl presupposing he can woo her in the first place, which leads to offspring that actually doesn't have daddy issues.

>>39912632
The proper procedure is searching for timestamps and then clips. That way you do not miss the deepest lore if it happens.

Fuck Pippa, fuck Rosemi, don't trust or fuck Lumi.

Happy new year(unless you're one of those named above)

>>39912767
I think you're a genuinely bad person and hope you die.

i just want to fuck rie

>>39912767
>fuck Pippa
How did you guess my new years resolution?

>tfw know in my bones pippa and lisa would be half way towards marriage if lisa wasn't 110% already with someone.

>>39912789
I don't know anything about Rosemi so I'll agree with you this time.

>>39912789
Why? Because I hate those 3? Or something else

>>39912829
huh I don't remember making this post

oh no Lumi.... your numbers

>>39912829
First try speedrunning anything close to that with a 2view.

>>39912844
She stabbed her last group in the back, phoned it in while she was there, and just generally puts in low effort bullshit as of late, too.

>>39912829
This is the only erotic Pippa image in existence. This is one of the most erotic things I've seen, actually.

>>39912842
caught you there, pips
you wont deflect the ironic bfposting away from you

>>39912610
kek

>>39912767
One right answer.

>>39912913
>has not seen the umbreon pic

>>39912913
You are just trying to bait pippussy posting I approve

>>39912767
>Fuck Pippa
Yes please.

>>39912897
She collabs with males so she's obviously got a case of the woman.

>>39912982
>>39913016

>>39912913
>>39913016

>>39913020
>"Yes, I'm sorry but its worse then we thought."
>"Diagnosis is: Wöman; I'm afraid there is no known cure."

>>39913112
>"Diagnosis is: Wöman; I'm afraid there is no known cure."
very transphobic of you

>>39913090
No, anon, you don't understand. It's the implication of sex, the seductive look that she gives, the way she tries to hide her face not out of embarrassment or shame but to add to the allure of her person and character that makes that specific image so erotic. She exerts both control of her own passions and submission to the viewer, not truly hiding away but also keeping a semblance of temper on her lust.

liker spotted

>>39913170
It's a shame reality tends to be very transphobic. Oh well, not my problem.

did lumi do a stream where she took steam sale recommendations yet?

>>39913252
You are utterly correct.
Then again, brutal loli pokerape.

>>39913277
so
>YWNBAW
was not just a meme?
really, how long until we get actual sex change?

>>39913320
not in the past 5 months, no

>>39913393
Would probably require either very complex and robust nanomachines and nanomachine software or some very advanced body sculpting + genetic engineering.

>>39913393
When will magic and dragons and shit enter reality?

>>39913393
Impossible, because you have a Y chromosome in every somatic cell in your body. You'd be better off trying to solve the consciousness problem, and moving said consciousness into a newly grown body.

>>39913439
I think we will go body sculpting first (no, not the butcher jobs of today), then genetic engineering and finally nanomachines (those two closer from each other than the previous one).

>>39913490
We'll probably see the complete segregation of humanity of genetically engineered and synthetic biologically monitored humans from the free who manipulate and control the biologically engineered masses before we see that sort of technology.

>>39910913
What's there to discuss? The rabbit is right. The streamer-chat interaction is the fundamental appeal of watching streams live, especially if you participate in the chat or superchat / donate. It makes complete sense that watching a VOD is a lesser experience unless if it is a larger collab where chat interaction is minimal.

>they're like genetically stupid
LUMI NO

>>39913622
based
>>39913579
true, although I would not go that doomer with my projection (but some of that will definitely happen/is happening)
I think we are around 50 years away from the first two (probably not a woman to the genetic level, but there might be shenanigans to get way closer to the desired phenotype, maybe by fucking with the epigenome)

>>39913622
>pipkin is infectious

>>39911317
no all the fat people are going into camps

>>39910913
I despise Pippa, but she's right. It's not the same when the streamer can't react to my messages or actions.

>>39913907
Nice, I hope Lumi does the watchalong soon

>>39913455
are you saying you KNOW it is technologically impossible? we know it is impossible for a vehicle to reach the speed of light (different from denying FTL travel), but there is not such a clear limit here
not even >>39913469 considers it theoretically impossible (even if his projection is probably centuries later than mine)

>>39914025
is that kenan from kenan & kel?
also wtf fat kids of the past are way less fat than current fat kids my god

>>39914025
In 1995 those kids were considered the fattest of the fat, enough to be ridiculed. Think about that for a minute.

>>39913748
We're never going to see anything close to that in the near-to-medium future due to Bone Law. Both the skeleton, and the way muscles attach, are very different between men/women. Even the way our skin attaches is visibly different (resulting in differing patterns of skin pores). There's no realistic way to change that in a living person, and they're a dead giveaway.

>>39913907
>no all the fat people are going into camps
15 million merits was an utopia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P_HqwgDFJM

>>39914126
In 1995 the Simpsons were considered poor and dysfunctional.
Now those same episodes are basically a Hallmark movie.

>>39914152
all of that sounds like it can be changed by drugs and hardcore body sculpting in the not so fat future

>>39914262
Unless you have intimate knowledge related to any involved fields it's not worth it to take or give any estimates seriously.

>>39914073
I know that we will never even approach such marvels. The technical details of any particular way is insurmountable as it is known today. Even avoiding those factors with an assumption tech will go up "forever" there are far too many human factors to ensure that we never reach them. Men are born men, women born as women. Such has it been written into the stars and engraved eternally into the world, there is no changing that. You will have an easier time trying to kill a river with sword, summon dragons to char your foes, pry the stars from the sky or calling magic into the world.

Only idiots would think if they stretch their arms far enough they could touch everything.

>>39914332
I am mostly going by what a bunch of futurists and "experts" say, but there are just as many contradicting them.
>>39914442
I think human tech has gone a bit further than the reach of our arms. So do you think there is a hard tech limit and that we are reaching it? how do you distinguish that from another "paradigm shift" or reframing that leads to the required innovation (without even considering shit like resources, subterfuge, geopolitics, cultural, religious and all the human factors that might affect this to an unknown degree)?

Me when i get my hands on hime

not exactly relevant
but maybe topical

>>39914862
She looks so happy

>>39914884
Comfy bedtime

>>39913455
Heh... I think the return of magic to the world is infinitely more likely than a convincing (non-frankenstein) sex change.

>>39914262
I just don't think it's a fruitful area to pursue. There's simply too many changes. I guess if you're just throwing out vague phrases like "hardcore body sculpting" and saying "someday... in the future..." I mean ok sure. But what's the realistic path to doing that? How are you going to re-link all of a persons septae?
I unironically think solving the consciousness problem more likely to have a meaningful outcome.

>>39914655
Technology has allowed us much. But its not magic. It cant change the rules things run on. Even our most precise tools and greatest inventions are barely more then baubles.

Look to the silicon chip and its difficulties in creation. To manufacture even a single chip with atomic-sized gates countless material and work goes into creating failures, even ignoring "successes" can still fail to make the cut when just pried from the rock from factors uncontrollable.

Realize that even the minor details to even BEGIN somehow transforming people using ANY method is several universes beyond such advancements in complexity. There ISNT a magic trick someone can ferret out to help that along. It just isn't happening. People should learn that and learn to live with it. Yearning for a fantasy will not change reality.

Pippa's defenseless anus.

>>39915092
Pippa rimming defenceless anuses

>>39915092
How defenseless?

I hate the whore lumi
that being said, she is better than a nijicuck or holofag

>>39909566
A Mexican silver dollar was 2.3mm in thickness. 86 x 2.3 = 197.8mm = 7.78 inches. General Eighty Six, the most well endowed man in China barely broke 7.5 inches. Think about it.

>>39914932
I think the change wont be perfect, but it should not be (considering it at a humanity and transgenerational scope) that hard to improve from the lobotomy tier procedures of today.
>>39914984
Wasn't there some dude that changed the sex of male mice (while alive)?

>>39915159
Go back to the drawing board anon I don't think this bait will be popular with the pcg demographic

>>39915167
So...if I go to China....I am the sex man (god of dickings)?

>>39915198
yellow woman BAD

>>39915092
>>39915132
ACTUALLY with how self conscious Pippa is I feel like her anus would incredibly well defended

>>39915280
yeah, but even if she has great control over her sphincter, it can only be as strong as she can be and she is a skinnyfat rabbit that cannot even do 3 push ups properly

>>39915313
she has retard strength

I'm day drinking because it's the end of the year. What are you all up to?

>>39915171
Well I suppose if you consider our cavemen-tier procedures today, the only way left is up. But I think the level of improvement needed for a _meaningful or convincing change_ is simply too great, bordering on impossible. For example, I think we'll have cured aging long before we get there.

>>39915171
>changed the sex of mice
Maybe. Sounds like a bold claim passed around pop-sci rags and academic whorehouses to drum up more money/interest for his work. Happens everyday.

Even if it was true a mouse isn't a man.

I'm onions glad Phase Connect decided to go in the direction of trans rights.

>>39915280
then why doesn't she wear pippanties?
checkmate

>>39913622
reported the yellow woman

>>39915384
I will be doing that same thing soon until next year. Gods be praised for liquor.

>>39915420
What colour are pippanties?

>>39915390
I would say that around 0.001% of trannies are convincing enough (they keep the dick though)
>>39915395
If true, then I would say we could be around a century or less from making it in humans (if possible). All I want to know is the shelf life of the YWNBAW meme. Although I guess at worst it will get downgraded to mock only poorfag trannies.

>>39915448
pink?

>>39915417
Yeah I really feel we're going the right direction. They either fix themselves and get better or fucking kill themselves so they can stop leeching off of humanity.

>>39915448
pippanties?

>>39915448
Are you asking me the color of her pippanties that she isn't wearing?

>>39915420
That's like putting stabbing proof fabric on a tank

>>39915505
Based.
And as that happens, they can improve the procedures using them as guinea pigs. As long as they are not minors or groomed into it ofc. But who would do that? mmmmmmm

I love watching this woman

>>39915520
>>39915512
>>39915503
it must be a koan

>>39915492
YWNBAW will Never go away. Ever. It's never fucking happening. Fix yourself or blow your brains out. Those are the options. Tech-fetishism will never change reality, nor actually provoke even rudimentary progress. It's never fucking happening so choose your options carefully, regardless of whatever PHD tells anyone anywhere.

Lumi news: She's asleep

>>39915625
>IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE... I SAID SO!

>>39915625
I am not a trannie though. And pretty sure tech already changes reality daily.

>>39915492
>All I want to know is the shelf life of the YWNBAW meme
The N is eternal, they will NEVER. The best they will be able to get is constantly redefining what a woman is. Even if tech develops and some absolute magic tier shit can be done which changes chromosomes and other stuff in every cell in their body, or some kind of brain transplant type shit. They still will never be a full 100% woman as they were not a woman from birth. Additionally, it would require a complete change of their brain to actually be a "woman", which would be such a change that they are no longer what they were, which would be akin to some kind of death. They truly will NEVER be a woman, as the entire fucking concept is pure nonsense that isn't grounded in reality.

>>39915678
proof?

>>39915643
she needs to wake up and entertain me now

>>39915643
I hope she sleeps FOREVER.

>>39915678
>it would require a complete change of their brain to actually be a "woman"
Would you say that an autistic woman is not a woman or "less of a woman" because of their (relative to women) androgenized brain? I would say they are less feminine women, but still women. I am saying that in the context of
>tech develops and some absolute magic tier shit can be done which changes chromosomes and other stuff in every cell in their body, or some kind of brain transplant type shit

Good night Yellow woman. It was a fun day.

>>39915655
Wake me when they figure out what consciousness is so they can devise how to move it or how to totally rebuild the body from scratch genetically, structurally, and while somehow not deleting the previous person in there with all the brain rewiring, past memories, previous trauma, etc.

>>39915643
I'm also going to sleep. I can't believe she actually kind of manipulated my sleeping schedule.

What does Pippa think of people who aren't good with animals?

>>39915771
>>39915778
Aren't legitimate trannies already born with a feminine brain? Or something close to it.

>>39915669
Nihil novi sub soliae.

>>39915887
kinda
some say it is just a autogynephilic gay brain
but that might just be the same thing said differently (or the differences might elude me)

>>39915887
No they're born and have some mental condition (dysmorphia) that makes them think so. Somewhere along the line some Jew figured schizophrenics are insane for thinking demons are in their blood and having dysmorphia in their left arm and wanting to chop it off was bad and crazy. But mentally ill retards that want to chop off their cock was A-OK and cool because shut the fuck up, they paid their weight in gold, and will continue to until they die an early death or when they become flat broke. But I repeat myself.

The explosion of trannies is not that they feel its safe to out themselves. They are being manufactured.

>>39915887
No, it's just creative data interpretation by the usual suspects.

>>39915771
An autistic woman is still a woman, your argument can only potential have some merit off the meme idea that trannies try to claim that they have a female brain in a male body.
>>39915887
Not a real thing, at best there could be someone who has a brain that seems to more resemble a woman's brain, but they still have the male genetics etc, that just makes them a genetic fuckup (if such examples truly exist [massive doubt]). I really do not believe that the condition actually exists (at least to the extent that they claim it does).

>>39916004
>>39915887
wanna add that that is not the same as "trasntrenders" and/or developmentally stunted victims of grooming (into being "trans")
>>39916048
that mental condition might just be a symptom of having a fucked up brain

>>39916053
Yeah they are. Like robots or frankenstein monsters. Their factories are labeled "School" these days as camouflage.

>>39916120
Yes. Unironically. You can see the gay self defense mechanism manifest itself as they are attacked for trying to turn the youth. It is fucking disgusting.

>>39914984
Kinda wrong. The body is immensely complex, but you don't need to build it from scratch, all you have to do is change a few lines of code, and know which lines to change. Both are basically solved problems at this point, all that's necessary at this point is practice. It's coding. The Python or whatever gets changed to assembly code, then to billions of 0s and 1s, but the programmer generally doesn't need to know about that process, all they need to understand is Python(DNA)

i will conquer lisa with my cock
and then the sheep will join phase

>>39916172
But she doesn't even drink mountain dew.

>>39916192
i can fix her

>>39916172
Lisa has already been conquered by the Pippa.

>>39916053
I agree, but I also think that there are legit trannies. Most of them are the frankenstein monsters mentioned here >>39916120

>>39916192
Good. She'll cook healthy meals for us and our children then.

>>39916159
You don't know enough about either programming or biology to be making that analogy.

>>39916219
i will dick down pippa as well
you can't stop me

>>39916105
>might just be structural differences
Lmao. We don't even know the rudimentary workings of the neural nets we make. How the fuck do we know someone has a "different brain" made for a different gender when we dont even know what clusters of artificial nerves do?

>>39916242
Pippa's protected by Tenma. They will beat you up 2 on 1 and also laugh at your small penis.

>>39916159
>Both are solved problems
>Both
>are solved
Fucking funny joke, but I'd stick to your day job.

Find fem cappipalist

>>39916249
>How the fuck do we know someone has a "different brain" made for a different gender
That is not what we would know. It would be more like "fucked up brain along many factors related to sexual dimorphism".

>>39916292
>>39916159
I agree with techo-optimist anons, but they are not really solved problems yet. In fact, the mice sex change mentioned earlier was done through junk DNA if I remember correctly. So it seems we still have to figure out a lot about how it all fits together.

>>39916323
>local groomer attempts to justify fantasies
>more news at 11

>>39916284
i will take them by suprise
tenma and pippa are also way too small to do anything
especially when tenma is drunk (all the time)

>>39916401
but I am not a groomer at all nor I am justifying anything

>>39916239
>>39916292
>>39916363
They recently regenerated severed optic nerves in rats. All they had to do was call a function that already existed by fooling the cells there into thinking they were a fetus again, then turn off that function once the nerve was regrown. Again, you change DNA expression and the body does the rest.
The tech is there, everyone is just scared of putting it into practice. A chink actually got jailed for creating designer babies. According to you guys, he got jailed for doing something that's not possible? cmon now

>>39916432
the babies immune to aids?
also wtf, I want to have designer babies
obviously glowies and (((them))) do not want people to start getting eugenic

We finally get a wholesome Lisa collab and I come home from work to this degeneracy .

Someone post the umbreon set I somehow never saved it.

why does the emperor tolerate the cult mechanicus again?

The elephant in the room is that for some people (mostly Americans) this is essentially a religious question. This includes some anons here. So even if in some distant future the sex change is performed perfectly down to the molecular level, they will still deny that this is a "real" sex change because for them the underlying soul will remain male or some such thing. Debating this is pointless.

>>39916432
He got jailed you fucking mongrel because he fucked with genes people don't fully understand how they're expressed or what they do. The tech IS NOT there, nor the fundamental understanding of what we're fucking with and how.

Cool you regrew less the a millimeter of cells on a mouse. Regrow an entire body. Change the physiology of that creature. Its not JUST genes that make a body, there's countless other factors involved from expression, physiology, biochemical, environmental, even fucking stray particles and EM waves effect these fucking things. And we just don't know enough and likely never will.

>>39916572
They produce shit for him.

Guys, stick to shitposting about dressing Flakes in a skirt and fucking his ass or Chinamen’s dick sizes. You are in way too far over your heads to try to talk seriously about these other things. I just hope this thread slides before someone from /vsj+/ sees it and laughs at us.

>>39916572
They simp for him because they think he is their god. Read Titanicus.

>>39916578
You need literal witchcraft to do that so I will put a lump of lead in your cranium either way.

>>39916604
>before someone from /vsj+/ sees it and laughs at us.
Eh?

tfw parents asked me what i had been up to this year so i lied and told them i had been doing jigsaw puzzles with friends because idk at least that sounded like something and then they gave me a jigsaw puzzle for christmas and now i've just been jigging irl

how far along are all of you on your christmas jigs?

>>39916653
I will use my witchcraft to teleport behind you and lick your earlobe. Nothing personnel.

>>39916604
>not moving the conversation to their thread so you can funpost while keeping the pcg thread intact

>>39916604
>/vsj+/ sees it and laughs at us
If I cared what other people think, I wouldn't be watching vtubers.

>>39916723
This

>>39916683
This is the fate pippa wants for all us of us /pcg/ broken men jigging in real life.

>>39916723
Based.

>>39916604
>thread policing and scared of what others think
what a miserable existence

>>39916683
Senpai still doesn't know I'm a NEET so that's good. I prefer sudoku.

>Its not JUST genes that make a body, there's countless other factors involved from expression, physiology, biochemical, environmental, even fucking stray particles and EM waves effect these fucking things.
Genes are immensely powerful. A tumor can literally migrate. It can start by your nose and a month or whatever later be by your ear. A massive tumor can be eradicated overnight by your immune system which had previously been blind to it. Everything is downstream from genetics/epigenetics, and bodies can get super malleable if you start changing them

>>39916683
It's been forever since I jigged irl. I used to do lots of jigsaw puzzles with my dad when I was a kid. better times...

>>39916939
I can be your dad.

>>39916578
but how is that an issue
if you are an ontological monist, you should be happy with the transformation of the substrate of the emergent phenomenon that we would call soul or some shit like that
if you are a dualist about the soul, then, due to the problem of interaction (between a physical substance and a soul substance), it should be no issue since we are making reference to a strictly physical phenomenon and one could still describe their soul however they want (delusional or not, while the fact of the advanced sex change procedure remains)

>>39916769
>I prefer sudoku.
hell yeah, used to get really into doing sudoku, but haven't done any in years. occasionally watch people solving gimmick ones on youtube though

>>39916952
dads are irreplaceable

>>39916823
Your blind ignorance and lack of understanding of the complexities involved are both shameful to your family line and disgusting as you refuse to even learn fundamental mechanics of how your body functions. Good day, sir.

>>39916572

They were too powerful/useful at the time (30k) to be taken out even byt the (then) poorlu armed legions so he made them believe he is an aspect of the Machine God with a prophecy/event he seede himself when he arrived on Mars and the Mechanicus sign the Treaty of Olympus. He did plan for a more *integral* solution later on but the Hours Heresy took off first.

>>39916955
>since we are making reference to a strictly physical phenomenon
Well I suppose not everyone would agree with this. For someone who views soul as fundamental and intrinsically male or female, any physical sex change amounts to elaborate crossdressing.

>>39916752
I'd never do it but I can kind of understand why people play hall monitor, but in a situation like this where even in the best case scenario where the jannies respond to your calls and the person doesn't have a Pass or a dynamic IP, the person will still only be gone for 3 days. Talk about fucking futility
>>39916986
>as you refuse to even learn fundamental mechanics of how your body functions. Good day, sir.
? I'm referencing books written by dudes leading research on this kind of stuff. Sounds like I'm putting a lot more effort into learning the fundamentals than you senpai

>>39916955
For Christians the argument that it's ultimately just vanity, which if sex is made to be merely cosmetic it would be, so pointlessly focusing on it would be sinful in itself is something I can see come up.

>>39917060
>dudes leading research on this kind of stuff
sounds like the words of a bunch of fags to me

>>39916977
Fair.

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>>39917093
ok

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